#he is calm cool collected

[ninoochat]

what good dick does to a mf

[aethersea]

I do think Blazing Saddles handled its one depiction of native americans very poorly, and the full extent of its representation of chinese workers on the railroad is they were literally just there. not even one single speaking line. unclear if this is worse or better than the redface.

it's fucking phenomenal at lampooning antiblack racism though. extremely blatant, extremely funny satire, which is constantly and loudly saying "racism is the philosophy of the terminally stupid at best and morally depraved at worst, and we should all be pointing and laughing at them 24/7"

plus the main character is a heroic black man who has to navigate a whole lot of bullshit but is constantly smirking at the extraordinarily stupid racists and inviting the audience into the joke. the one heroic white character is a guy who was suicidally depressed until he met the protagonist and they just instantly became buds, and he's firmly in a supporting role the whole time and happy to be there. the protagonist saves the day with the help of his black friends from the railroad, and uses the position of power he was given to uplift not only those friends, but all the railroad workers of other minorities too, in an explicit show of solidarity.

anyone saying "Blazing Saddles is racist" had better be talking about its treatment of non-black minorities. it had better not be such superficial takes as "oh but they say the n-word all the time" or "they have nazis and the kkk in there!" because goddamn if that's the full extent of your critique I very seriously suggest you read up on media analysis. there is too much going over your head, you need to learn to recognize satire.

[mblue-art]

once again i was fueled with coffee (did not sleep the whole night) but this time i doodled college au to cope bc ofc i did (also did not feel like sleeping wooo)

[starrysharks]

reassassination swap AU... fuckin.... unassassination idfk

[slutforpringles]

I didn't really expect to be out, to be honest. I remember going in a bit deep in turn four so I knew there was some lap time left on the table, but otherwise the lap didn't feel too bad. I knew I could always find a bit more, but I felt like we were probably through. And then when I found out we weren't, I was not shocked I guess, but I saw the times and everyone's so tight on a long lap on a street circuit [and] it's quite unusual. I guess everyone put in some good laps and I guess that little mistake cost me. Frustrating obviously, Q1 exit is never nice, but try and pick it up for tomorrow. It’s a race where you can try and make something happen, so we'll try and make something happen -  but obviously certainly not happy about P16. Hoping for a bit of a wild race, but maybe not to the extent of red flags obviously. But some opportunities I'm sure will present themselves. But I wish I was still out there - wish I was able to put a new set on and put it all together a little bit cleaner.

[cosmicstarlatte]

I love scary guard dog husband choso because if someone upsets you or dare lays a hand on you, it's ON SIGHT.

[dreaminofu]

You know what? I woke up today, feeling like it’s gonna be a fabulous day. But then my mind does whatever the fuck it’s done for the past eight months and betrays me again

”Bitch, you remember the fact that Jere and Bojan both admitted to having a crush at Eurovision??”

Do you have a Eurovision crush?

Maybe! But I can’t tell more.

Is there flirting going on backstage?

Maybe!

But, yeah. Something crazy happens.

X

Now, based on your experience, can you find something for all tastes at Eurovision and how was it with crushes? Oh, Bojan definitely found something for his taste

Ohhh, I don’t know… Everyone here has probably been to summer camp, right? Well, at summer camp there’s always someone you have a bit of a crush on, right. And Eurovision is exactly the same. Of course there’s someone you’d have a crush on.

And what do you do when you have a crush on someone?

Well nothing, you hang out a lot, and dance, and sing… And you give them condoms so they can use them with someone else

(Credit to JO Subs)

[mxdotpng]

zed zapp leo trio is so much fun its like they are actually all quite smart separately even if they are still a little stupid and have the ability to be extremely calm given the situations theyre put in but the second theyre put in the same room together they struggle to find lunch for 5 hours, witness at least three murders, start hallucinating, and then get into a car accident. its like they lose all of their braincells and in doing so they invite lady luck to screw them over exactly five separate times within the span of a minute, just because none of them know how to act right next to their friends

[kami-kun1003]

TWST fic writers stop reducing Silver’s entire personality to just “sleepy boy who falls asleep all the time and is sooooo sleepy and tired and did i mention he sleeps a lot and also he loves his dad” challenge (impossible) (gone wrong)

[wri0thesley]

(cw: yandere)

one of jing yuan's greatest qualities is his patience.

the title of general is, perhaps, one that brings to mind war-torn battles and a mantra of 'living whilst one can'. but though many jing yuan has known in his life no longer exist on any mortal plane, jing yuan himself remains stalwart in the face of the ticking clock. he lets people think of him as lazy; lets them think that he has softened with age, become too peaceful and too comfortable.

that is not true. he thinks. he plans.

and for the past who-knows-how-long, his plans and his thoughts have revolved around you. a distraction from the mundanity of his duties; somebody to think about, to dwell on, to imagine on long lonely nights--

with you, patience will pay off. you, too, have written him off - he is always kind to you, always has time for a smile and a quiet word or two though you think yourself beneath his notice. he has worked slowly out of you tidbits of your life - a bird lured forth by breadcrumbs. through half-lidded eyes and a quiet smile, he has taken in every item of clothing you wear to work and how it unfastens. that your eyes are ringed with dark shadows on tuesdays - monday is the publication day of your favourite periodical, and you stay up late to read it. you always stare longingly at mimi as if you want to pet it (there is a keychain dangling off your work bag in the shape of a simple cat; you have a weakness for soft, cute things. jing yuan thinks you rather soft and cute yourself). the route you take, to get to

things he can use. a starskiff accident on your way home, meaning you must stay at work overnight (he is only too quick to offer his office - the dozing general with a huge leonine pet has many places to rest, after all). when you wake in the early morning to see him crouched beside you, you take a great gasp in, eyes widening in surprise, and you lean away from his broad form.

"my apologies," he says, pulling back. "i quite forgot about you."

a careful lie, designed to put you at ease. this has proven to him - not quite yet. your piece on the chessboard is not ready for capture by his own at this precise moment in time.

that's alright.

he can wait.

[mazojo]

I am so normal about them

[zehecatl]

something i REALLY want TFONE to do, is give us some Megatron & Soundwave scenes. because, like- would it not be delicious if Soundwave, Megatron's famously loyal confidant, is the one who swayed Megatron to the cause?

like just. imagine it. little scenes of them talking to each other, D-16 going from agitated and wary, to listening and maybe even agreeing. finding little things in common, and Soundwave calmly pointing out injustices, not quite manipulating D-16, as much as leading him where he was always meant to go

just. please give us some Soundwave & Megatron. if it's a prequel, i think we deserve the foundation for Megatron's most loyal soldier

[rvllybllply2014]

Someone once asked Aeron what’s an oddly romantic thing that had happened to him and he replied with on his first date with Davos his Apple Watch beeped with a high heartbeat alert.

Davos had been trying to play it cool for the whole date, but after that kiss he was a goner. His heartbeat didn’t slow down, and it popped up that notification. Aeron heard and saw the notification but Davos had taken his watch off before he could comment.

So now even years later when Davos tries to play it cool, he’s also learned to keep his watch off and only wear it away from Aeron, Aeron still knows that’s he just a nervous wreck.

[slutforpringles]

the commentators haven't even mentioned Daniel once.

[jrueships]

as cute as apple pie!!!!