#he is bb

[nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos]

I, um.

I oops'd, guys.

I have been utterly and hopelessly seduced by the clumsy awkwardness of the wittle Donquixote brother.

Idc if he's already ded in canon, I will delulu-AU my Cora-san back to life if it's the LAST THING I EVER FCKIN DO

He is my bb now, and I will ensure he always has smokes, and that his tea is always a reasonable temperature, and that there always be a fire extinguisher nearby in case he sets himself on fire.

HE DESERVES THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD HOW DARE DOFLAMINGO

HOW ABSOLUTE FUCKING DARE ODA

I am stealing him. He is mine now and I will keep him safe.

Anyway yes, new blorbo unlocked, I had a feeling this would happen but not to this degree, I am not okay

It may take some time and a lot of manga-rereading and trial-and-error before I'm one hundred percent comfortable actually writing him, but he has officially joined the other blorbos and my OCs in the rent-free pirate-ship-shaped apartment in my head, where Doffy will remain locked in the brig until he agrees to go to therapy and fcking apologize.

That's it, that's the post, you may all return to your (ir)regularly-(un)scheduled brainrot, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk and I'm sorry you all had to endure that nonsense.

[acourtofquestions]

I LOVE ROWAN WHITETHORN

That’s it that’s the post… I’m just so impressed by the character development 👏 and my goodness I’m gonna have to re-read Heir of Fire after I finish it because EVERYTHING IN PART 2 HAS CHANGED and now I LOVE him & him with Aelin & Rowaelin & also just him… and that just deserves a post because LETS GO CHARACTERS… and also just R. O. W. A. N.

[bonemachiine]

ok but what if i brought noah back just in time for spooky season ??

[rockn-rule]

Well

I can't explain myself

Extra w/o flowers under cut

Also funny thing id like to note

I watched bullet train and now I must go wild over that for a lil bit

[perniicious]

making icons and just 

[butyouaremymess]

S02E01: "Capital R Rake" / S03E03: "Forces of Nature"

[formulaonedirection]

bruce springsteen's babysitters club

[somepinkthing]

Kon and tim will never be allowed to be together because tim is a certified grade A freak wrapped in the strongest autistic rizz I've ever seen and kon is way too much of a "standing by my pookie" type of guy to safely handle all that. Like, beyond a shadow of a doubt, kon can handle tim's freak without breaking a sweat—the issue is what they would become if allowed to dedicate that energy to each other. Like kon does not care to reel that in at all. The safety in question here is the safety of other ppl

[pinkmelodie]

König & his demonic back shots are plaguing my thoughts 😣😣

Warnings: 18+, this is pure filth so like yeah🤨 König x female reader, p in v, just a short blurb ୨୧

Cause I know damn well this man would give the FILTHIEST back shots. Like you feel like your being resurrected every time he slams you onto his cock.

“Maus- oh fuuuuck…” He groaned, drilling into you with so much force the bed shook.

You were moaning and screaming into the pillow, your backside being held up completely by him. He manhandled you on his cock like a doll, mindlessly slamming into your cunt over and over like he was trying to fuck the demons right out of his body.

He reached down and circled your waist, holding you up with just one arm. With his free hand he rubbed at your clit, always making sure you feel good no matter how pussy-drunk he is. The man is just so big—it feels like he’s everywhere. If you didn’t know any better you’d assume he was reaching all the way down to your throat. The slight pain of him slamming into your cervix overwhelmed your senses and heightened the pleasure along with the feeling of him playing with your clit. You doubted either of you were making it there after this but you could have swore you saw a flash of heavens gates every time he plunged into you.

He spread your legs wider and angled his thrusts to meet that spongey spot inside you every time his pelvis met your ass with an audible slap ! Even the sound of the headboard slamming into the wall wasn’t enough to drown out both your noises. This was definitely gonna earn you a noise complaint—tho it was worth it for the mind blowing orgasm that washed over you when that coil in your stomach finally snapped.

You came all over his cock, leaving a sticky white ring around the base of it that he couldn’t keep his eyes off of every time he slid his thick cock in and out again. With a pathetic whimper you never thought you’d hear come out of a man of his size, he pressed into you as deep as your body would let him and came hard. 

So much of his seed was stuffed inside you that it began to flow out, dripping all over both of your thighs. Before you could complain, he collapsed on top of you, crushing you with his weight. It felt like being stuck under a city bus, but you just sighed and let him have this one.

[sapin7]

Got a sudden and unexplainable urge to draw this man

[ursa-arrowbreaker]

Ezra: Wait, wait, wait! Don't you want to take us as prisoners?

Shin: Our orders were to destroy Ezra Bridger and Sabine Wren.

Ezra: Ah, I see the confusion then. I am not Ezra Bridger, my name is Jabba the Hutt.

Sabine: oh no

Shin: ...

Shin: Jabba the Hutt had been dead for seven years.

Ezra: JABBA IS DEAD?!?

[acourtofquestions]

How in the world is Dorian such a decent person?

Like legit this man has no reason to be so kind and righteous; where has he seen it demonstrated? — No, he JUST IS!!! No one had to teach him (though he always tries to grow) he just is good. — Talk about “not becoming your parents” and “we are more than our pasts” THIS MAN was raised by a monster, he has been surrounded by abusive men who use women, his nightmare of a brother, a careless mother, and the weight of an entire country (covered in blood still seeping from his fathers original wounds) … and yet, he turns out to be NOT ONLY the opposite but FAR MORE knowledgeable (in morality, studies, heck being a king) then other good characters who had WAYYY better examples to mimic… he EVEN understands Celaena (better than Chaol) he understands loving someone (better than ANY of the ships so far) AND he understands letting them go; really letting them go, and wanting not only what’s better for them, but also what he deserves.

… I just am really impressed with his character…

And wish the poor guy was given the love and appreciation; heck communication at a minimum, of which he deserves.

[ghuleh-recs]

and the oscar for best bug in a supporting role goes to...

(cr: danielleburk01)

[potato-lord-but-not]

ME WHEN IM ILL ABOUT THESE TWO

[macksartblock]

idk why i did this instead of sleeping last night but ayo s3 pcs

[ouroborosreilig]

chilchumps that have very different vibes