#he is an el jibbity

[bens-moms-are-lesbinems]

THE ACTOR THAT MINDY KALING S*XUALLY HARASSED/ASSAULTED WAS FUCKING LEE PACE ???

[mysterystan]

Rewatching Gravity Falls with my friend and we're on the ep where Soos is trying to find a date for his cousin's engagement party and I find it funny that he is portrayed is so undesirable when I'm like.. Come on. I know at least a handful of bisexual women and trans men who would be all over this man.

[darkenforcer]

"you suck so much it's unreal."

   ' ah, young love ... '

[aaa-battery-not-rechargeable]

one of the kids at my job calls queer people 'el jibbity' and i think it's adorable

this lil dude is cishet, but he's so respectful and always asking me the meanings of queer flags and what order the colors go in so he can color them for me and his friends

he'll eat homophobes, he loves learning about queer people and their experiences, and is active with his support and vocal in his defense of our community. he'll smile in joy when i tell him about new 'el jibbity lore' or when one of the other kiddos tells him of their queerness. a ten year old. i make sure he knows he's loved and appreciated by us el jibbities.

in the most aggressive voice a ten year old boy can muster, he voices his support for the 'el jibbity' community (not even sure where he heard of the el jibbity meme) and i think all allies should be like that.

i think that's what humanity should be like. a little silly, childlike and wonderful, curious, and supportive.

this new generation of children is something else

[funishment-time]

some dr el jibbity headcanons

i am out of my medication until at least Tomorrow so have this

🏊‍♀️ aoi asahina:

ALWAYS: lesbian.

can't see her with a guy, personally!

SOMETIMES: asexual

her aversion to dirty jokes etcetera seems like more than just Prudishness or Trauma, so sometimes i follow that route

however, sometimes i write her as allosexual, but indeed Traumatized

(Makoto mentions that people online talk about her "proportions" - she's had nasty eyes on her since she was a kid i'm sure, so she probably has Issues poor thing)

she's a good one to explore the Full Experience of these things

SOMETIMES: aromantic

uninterested in dating except for societal expectations

or unless it's Sakura

but who isn't Sakura-romantic really

⚔️ peko pekoyama:

ALWAYS: pansexual

whether or not she realizes it, however...

i ship her with Fuyuhiko a lot, who often takes a different gender depending on the story for me, and she'd love him no matter what

SOMETIMES: trans

trans sword wife!! trans sword wife!!

unlike Sakura below i sense Peko only figured it out recently

this is why they didn't recognize each other immediately though they went to the same High School

🍪 fuyuhiko kuzuryu:

SOMETIMES: bigender

SOMETIMES: trans

SOMETIMES: genderqueer or genderfucked

this depends on the Story for me

he's another fun one to play with, gender-wise

as a fellow genderfucked creature, Yes

👓 ultimate imposter:

ALWAYS: intersex (like yours truly!) using either he/him or they/them pronouns

i don't know, he just reads that way to me

my Fellow Intersex Folk can confirm sometimes you just get the vibe from a character

SOMETIMES: asexual

imposter is uninterested in your Lust, fool

🌸 sakura ogami

USUALLY: trans

as a genderweird trans-ish intersex-y person myself, i feel there is a lot to say about Sakura if she's a transgirl

esp as a Transgirl In Sports!

unlike Peko above she's known it from the start, lucky her

USUALLY: bisexual

she thought she was Straight until she met Hina

really didn't have a lot of time to think about it between all the training

maybe more soon dot dot dot?

no offense meant by any of these, and in fact i embrace everyone's different Interpretations. that's what's so beautiful about this fandom (so long as you're not being a Big Old Bigot)

[spiderman616]

i think if spiderman came out he would simply act like he is the only queer person on the planet despite being friends with multiple el jibbities

[mashed4077]

🌃 intro post! 🌃

(bit late but i didn’t want a cluttered bio anymore so here’s this)

hiii im shay! i fixated on mash back in november and i officially finished it on march 22nd 2023!! im gonna rewatch soon tho

about this blog

this is a side-blog!

tags: i tag pretty extensively for the sake of categorization; here’s hoping my character tags prove fun to scroll through!

queue: as of the day i’m writing this, i have a very full queue, because i have a habit of liking literally every post i see related to a fixation, and then spam-queuing it later to clean my likes out. so i hope you enjoy all the content! lots of funny scenes and textposts, well-made gifsets, wonderful fanart, and insightful meta, if i do say so myself. mashblr is a talented bunch!

original posts/content: i don’t contribute much on my own, but i love to ramble and i hope some of my lengthy tags prove an interesting or at least entertaining read :) i do dabble in fanfic writing and i’ve got a few mash works in my drafts, but i’m not sure if they’ll ever see the light of day. i’m also fond of meta and character analysis, so if i ever work up the courage maybe ill put out some moderately thought-provoking posts in that realm.

some of my opinions relating to mash characters & ships can be found under the read more!

these are all subjective and i completely respect anyone who disagrees :) we’re all here to have fun!

summarized thoughts on the characters (kinda sorted by fav to least fav)

mulcahy has been driving me bonkers for months (and my jewish ass has been putting far too much thought into catholicism lately bc of him😒)

frank,,,, listen. i’m sorry. but listen, as baffled and/or disgusted as you are, i’m the mf stuck being the only one in this entire fandom who flails over frank burns. so how do you think i feel. ik he’s absolutely awful, but he’s just so damn pathetic, i can’t help but like him and find him fascinating

radar is a bubby to me, i dont rlly have complex thoughts on him hes kinda just a comfort character to me n ilhsm

charles... he snuck up on me. i didnt expect to like him, much less relate to him (-_-) i just exposed myself as a charles winchester kinnie how will my reputation recover

i love hawkeye a lot, as we all do <3

i love trapper john mcintyre!!!!!!!!!!

i love margaret!!! i love klinger!!! i love henry!!! 

im pretty neutral on potter and bj

in short: i love them all a lot but mulcahy and frank have each driven me particularly mad in different ways and radar with his animals has made me cry and charles would probably drive me nuts if i let him but i am keeping him at arm’s length.

summarized thoughts on ships (again, strongest first)

(yes i have frank ships. no i am not proud of it)

my mash otp is hawkahy. it’s been slowly draining the remainder of my sanity. i havent slept in months. send help

i am a sucker for enemies/rivals to lovers and hawnk kinda makes me a little nuts.

i know he’s not good for her but i think margaret x frank have a rlly interesting relationship and they can be cute sometimes, and i think about them more than i’d like to admit. i am not immune to het ships consisting of badass women with control issues and their toxic pathetic purse-dog boyfriends.

henry x klinger is literally canon idc

pierceintyre... ;-; hh

i love semi-niche trapper ships. trapcahy is a little bit ��� and i really like trapper x margaret

hawkeye x henry... shh...

bonus trios i think about sometimes😳: hawkeye x margaret x frank, margaret x frank x flagg (SHH), hawkeye x trapper x mulcahy. do u see my evil vision

aaand some platonic dynamics i particularly enjoy

mulcahy & klinger are besties :)

mulcahy & margaret have a sibling dynamic that i absolutely adore, esp in the potter seasons, particularly the later ones.

charles & margaret are a fun duo. the ship tease they did a little was... idk how to feel about it, but i like them as buddies.

margaret & klinger... the girlies

hawkeye & klinger!!! the el jibbities are flocking together..

hawkeye & margaret :)

i do very much enjoy hawkeye & bj’s friendship

not friendship but charles & mulcahy’s animosity is sooo funny i will never tire of it

notps: klinger x charles, and hunnihawk. do not doxx me.

i think thats all for now. enjoy my nonsense!

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[divorcetual]

i get its probably more faithful to the og text but instead of hikaru saying "el jee bee tea" (completely normal and how it should be said outside of writing) he shpuldve said "el jibbity" (funny)

[butchedgarfrog]

i had this dream that there was a family ties ep where alex accidentally became a gay icon and he doesn't care at first but then he finds out that he can make money off of it and becomes like this performative activist and at one point he says to mallory "I'm rolling with the el jibbity"

[mariacallous]

While I'm continuing, he does say that his focus in that book is "on the challenges faced cis heterosexual men (who account for 95% of men)" so himself and (presumably) his three sons.

Which makes sense, but also. not to be el jibbity, I feel like the argument about masculinity might be incomplete, or that there might be elements and factors in the experiences and lives of non cis heterosexual men which could contradict or challenge or complicate things.

[i-daresay-i-have-too-many]

after watching maybe a third of the episodes of mash here's my rating of what % gay everyone is feel free to fight me

hawkeye: 70%

trapper: 30% (together with hawkeye that's 100% just sayin)

blow j. hunnicutt: can't decide if he's like 20% and hawkeye is the first guy he's ever been into or if he's 90% and in a happy lavender marriage

radar: none%, a confused little aroace boy

colonel potter: 0%. an old fella like him has trouble understanding all this new-fangled "el jibbity" mumbo-jumbo, but he's an ally nonetheless ❤️❤️

father mulcahy: 95% but ace. any character who chooses to celibate is ace until proven otherwise in my books

frank: eat glass

henry: 10% slept with a guy in college once and never figured out how to feel about it

margaret: 60%

klinger: 5% he may have a case of the genders but that don't mean he can't be a straightie

charles emerson winchester iii: ineffable

[thesongoftheirlove]

it was one of my best naps yet -cesar

hes only saying that cause had a dream about you where you two just laid together holding each other like it was the most basic dream ive ever witnessed but lord that was el jibbity -scientia, who just knocked over a water bottle

Pfft, aww, that's really sweet,, I've had dreams like that too, they're very nice. And not the water bottle- Mark