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Phantom Limb - The Shins / The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton

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DOGMA (1999) dir. Kevin Smith

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he accidentally went to a lesbian bar and the dykes adopted him <3

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im actually so jealous of his life it makes me so mad. play golf, have lunch or coffee with friends, work a little and then quit because what the hell, social faux pas, getting into fights either verbal or physical, just a real “what the hell let’s see what the world throws at me today” attitude and experience imagine just walking around with your friends and going to dinner parties and the doctor and the dentist and then maybe once a season going to your office just to have a 1 scene conversation with your assistant. how many parties does he get invited to? and to live in a ideal LA where you run into friends in the street? and run into enemies in the streeet would even be exciting? fuck you larry david i hate you so much why do you get to experience life? $10,000 is poker night type money. You’re nothing larry david at least i have my hairrrrrrrr!!RRRRRR!!!!! *i cry and run away and trip and hit my head on a table and my pants fall down and my i ❤️ bald men underwear shows*

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The Hitcher (1986) dir. Robert Harmon

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funniest fucking thing

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joe might be a rooster

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me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

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i genuinely dont know if theres a better feeling out there than finding a new album and its good

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I know I've been gone for a while sorry, things have been busy but rn i'm looking to get some commissions rn cuz my dad's workplace is on strike rn and I need all the help I can get rn. If you can share this post I'd appreciate it.

Some examples of my work:

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SAY ANYTHING... (1989) dir. Cameron Crowe

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also on that note weird teenagers empassioned about niche interests are the backbone of this website. stop being mean to them

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Fight club characters react to coming out as non-binary (afab reader)

The Narrator:

whatever theyfab. You will always be a tourist trender & you will never know the pain of institutional transandrophobia that plagues the lives of REAL trans men like myself

Tyler Durden:

congrats on cracking your egg (y/n)!

Fight Club Penguin: