#its mashposting time baby

[i-daresay-i-have-too-many]

after watching maybe a third of the episodes of mash here's my rating of what % gay everyone is feel free to fight me

hawkeye: 70%

trapper: 30% (together with hawkeye that's 100% just sayin)

blow j. hunnicutt: can't decide if he's like 20% and hawkeye is the first guy he's ever been into or if he's 90% and in a happy lavender marriage

radar: none%, a confused little aroace boy

colonel potter: 0%. an old fella like him has trouble understanding all this new-fangled "el jibbity" mumbo-jumbo, but he's an ally nonetheless ❤️❤️

father mulcahy: 95% but ace. any character who chooses to celibate is ace until proven otherwise in my books

frank: eat glass

henry: 10% slept with a guy in college once and never figured out how to feel about it

margaret: 60%

klinger: 5% he may have a case of the genders but that don't mean he can't be a straightie

charles emerson winchester iii: ineffable