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just met someone very pretty and he deduced me very well. who am i?? john fucking watson???
#im Panicking#and there was my coworker there and it also felt like i was third wheeling. im so confused#he is also like 2 years younger than me#IS THIS BBC SHERLOCK SET OR STH#dan.txt
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"Alphabet mafia" was funny (courtesy of @birthclod) so here are my alphabet mafia + nationality headcanons for Town of Salem's best faction (sorry to the roles without skins </3)
#some elaboration in the tags if you care to read#town of salem#i'm lactose intolerant#my art#tos#assume they live in italy unless otherwise stated#consig being canonically trans by accident is insane to me. she's so fucking funny. also yes she is german-irish because of tom hagen <3#i hc the itor surname as a shortening of heitor. and that it's the forger's (her last name is NOT direction) and yuan is her bio child#this is weirdly elaborate. he's her bio kid and she raised him but also he was a test tube baby and was born via surrogacy#mafio + consig are very close friends and treat each other like siblings#they met as little kids while gf was in her city on business and mafio was a quiet kid so gf was happy that mafio had made a friend#flash forward to gf regularly going out of his way to fly a 7-year-old + family across international borders for playdates with his kid#forger & consort are like 20 years apart in age but consort looks younger than she is and forger looks older than she is#consort is ~35 and looks ~25 and forger is ~55 and looks ~70. it's rough out there for an early retinol user and a stress ager.#gf and hypno are oldest at late 60s-early 70s and jani is youngest at around 22-25#also very important that all of them have little roses somewhere. consig's is on her belt + jani's is on a little bracelet#forger's is hard to see bc very small (it's her necklace). hypno with a little rose badge holder clip was my best idea ngl#and fine. i will address the elephant in the room. disguiser. there we go i mentioned them.#'why do they have a single parent. who is it.' i swear if you can put 2 and 2 together it's really funny...
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Not forgiving yall for making me believe Price was a proper Tired Old Man™. What do you MEAN he is canonically 38/39 💀
and what do you mean Soap is like? 27? sir you are but wee boy. where are your parents.
#like. i get it. i do. he has the vibes#also ya know. being captain and spending time in a whole ass gulag will add about 30 years to you#EVEN SO!!!#i've been here for what. 2 weeks? if that? and everywhere i look Price is the hot middle aged dilf who looks well into his 50s#AND HE ISN'T EVEN 40??? A YOUNG LAD!! THAT'S EVEN MORE TRAGIC OMG???#i do agree those weird sideburns do NOT help. wasn't too keen on them but. i see it now i do. he pulls them off#i was doing some Research™ and like. what do you mean Soap is my age 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀#they are all SO much younger than i thought omg. which like. okay! fandom and all absolutely 100% fair#(this is NOT me romanticising irl military btw. looking at this through a fictional lens because irl military is. hm. well.#not going into the details of systemic corruption and how unfairly privileged they are)#like. i just wanna wrap him in a blankie and have him take a long nap#all of then really but omg Price NEEDS it#not me getting all soft about some pixels 💀 ANYWAYS!#i am writing this at [ungodly hours of the night] so excuse me if this makes 0 sense. gonna schedule for a less offensive time of the day#anyways x2#captain john price#cod#cod mw
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this relationship between the emperor and his favorite concubine is something else. because apparently she was his DAD'S concubine and she reminds him of his mom...he's like you're the only connection i have to my mother (presumably because she was friends with his mom, because they were concubines of the same guy, and because after his mom died she used to take care of him and make him the food his mom used to make him because she "loves children") and i'm sitting there like 😬 ok where are we going with this. then i get to the end of the show and discover they weren't going anywhere with it in particular. they were just like, we want this guy to have a mommy complex and we want you to know about it. okay. thanks i guess...
#i'm like is his mommy complex relevant? and they're like no 😇#like they didn't have any reason to make her that much older than him or to have her be one of his dad's concubines#it never becomes relevant#they could have left out that conversation in which they talked about her taking care of him as a kid and it wouldn't have affected anythin#and not that this show cares about relative time ('eight years ago' never makes any sense)#but it's also not to make ji shuran old enough to be ruoyao's mom or anything...li-fei is jsr's younger sister#if she had to be older than jsr then that would be one thing. but she isn't! she's younger!!#which also means 1) jsr is old enough to have a younger sister who's 2) old enough to be the former emperor's concubine#(as of at least eight years ago since we know it's at least that long since he died) and#3) the mommy figure of the current emperor who is currently an adult but was not an adult eight years ago even though#4) jsr has got to only be in her 30s based on sun-mama saying she's been with her since birth 'over 30 years ago'#the show is clearly not thinking about any of this though. they're just like 'wouldn't it be fun if the emperor was a lil messed up'#the double#incest cw#to be safe#because in a sense she is akin to his stepmom#my posts#it is kinda funny tho that the emperor went ok im going to imprint on this older sexually experienced woman who was married previously#and xiao heng went oh shit that sounds fun. me too#f
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my brother can make me laugh without moving at all. he can make me laugh on command, just by existing, and there is no physical tell or indication that it is about to happen. it’s like he can will me to laugh and i will. of course we’re not telepathic, but we do speak in unison sometimes. we improvise like no one’s business. we could fool anyone into believing we are psychically linked. when i try to explain it, i sound silly saying it out loud, but i really CAN tell what he’s thinking. we exchange so much information just with a look. he can make me cry laughing and he doesn’t even have to move
#i miss him so much i need him back i need him to live next to me again. i need to mooch off his wifi from my porch and invite him over#i miss him so much.#he’s only 2 minutes younger but he feels years younger. and yet i think we’re two halves of one soul#i’ve always babied him not even in a mean or diminishing way but i felt this need to protect him#because he tends to be so naive and so shy#but. i am so proud of him. i need to show him off to everyone and i need everyone to understand how funny and charming he is#it feels like i grew up and left him where he will remain 11 forever. i miss him more than moving back home can fix#i miss him in ways that have nothing to do with the distance between our locations#but. it would certainly help to be able to see him every day#i keep smelling the carpet in his room and it’s so vivid. i remember the countless hours we spent developing huge wood block cities#and we would drive hot wheels over the wooden raceways we had made. we were actually quite coordinated and autistic about it#we were always building things together#just recently me and him talked on the phone about an old mlp au we came up with. all original characters and shit#it was super extensive and very clever#i STILL think it would make a really cool book series or something#i remember watching him play army men RTS gamecube on the wii. i STILL listen to the soundtrack to that game like…. daily#i remember walking into my room once where he was watching a show. and he was crying#and he NEVER cries over tv#but he was crying because his favorite character had resigned from the organization that the series was based around#and he was so distraught that she was leaving.#i remember when all 3 of us slept in one room. i remember when me and him were in bunk beds across the room#and we would sneak out of bed right as the parents left and stayed up playing by the light of the nightlight#the way we raced back into bed when the parents were approaching 😭#my mom always says she’s sad that i seem to remember so little of my life. like every story of my youth is news to me lmao#but i feel like i remember the most important parts? i think so#i remember how mom woke me up in the night to ask me to roll over because my bro could see my face from where he was sleeping#and he was scared because there was a weird shadow cast on my face that made it look like a skull which was making it hard for him to sleep#it was. so funny. i begrudgingly rolled over#i don’t know. it’s just that there isn’t a single instance i bring up that my brother does not also remember.#no matter how tiny or specific. we shared everything growing up
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idk what the fandom consensus is on yuma raincode's age but in the game i generally assumed he was like 14-16 and after the game im even more convince about that. the reason is after chapter 5 i was confused why makoto, yuma's clone who should be genetically identical to yuma and also the same age, is much taller than yuma himself. but if they used yuma's dna to clone makoto 3 years before the events of rain code, yuma would have been about 11-13, which is generally right before boys hit a growth spurt.
the idea of a boy detective becoming the head of a global detective organization isn't really too out there in a kodaka game tbh. and the child prodigy detective is a really popular trope anyway. but yeah yuma as the head of the WDO would have lived on nothing but coffee, protein bars, and like 3 hours of sleep a day during the time where he was supposed to be growing taller. meanwhile makoto, who doesn't really get to do much in kanai ward even after becoming the CEO, would have had three square nutritious meals a day and plenty of sleep. hence why makoto grew taller like a normal teenager and yuma will be a short king forever.
#shut up pandora#rain code#master detective archives: rain code#yuma kokohead#makoto kagutsuchi#but thats just a theory#a GAME theory#but yeah i ascribe to this hc specifically bc it would be rly funny#the fact that kurumi who is canonically in high school is yumas love interest also points towards him being around that age#but given that this is a kodaka game i cant assume it just from that#in his gumshoe gab yakou said he was in high school over 10 years ago so hes probably in his early to mid thirties#yakous supposed to be the oldest detective in the gang so i assume halara is a few years younger?#they seem to be the most well adjusted adult out of all of them#my vibe is that vivia sees yakou as a father figure but he also seems older than the kids so probably around halaras age or a bit younger#desuhiko is yumas age i think#fubuki had a gumshoe gab where she thinks she might have a crush on yuma but shes also generally very ignorant#just based on her height she seems older than yuma and desu so i assumed for part of the game that shes around 20#but now i will hc her as like 2-3 years older than yuma bc if she were any older that would make the confession scene uncomfortable for me#anyway none of thsi matters bc the games will never confirm any of their ages anyway#this is just for my understanding of the characters and any fics i may write in the future lol
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i’ve been really excited about finally renting my own apartment even tho it’s the tiniest, but some people are already so fed up with me talking about it and how i want to decorate it and?? it’s kinda bummed me out because i’m just so fucking happy about having my own room with a kitchenette and a bathroom. i’ve been renting rooms in apartments with up to 10 people for 4 years, i literally don’t have my own room at either of my parents’ apartments back ‘home’, i’ve been constantly moving ever since i was 11, and i’ve gone through times where i literally didn’t have my own space and slept in one bed with my mom. i literally have no sense of stability and ‘home’. please, let me have this one. let me talk. let me enjoy it.
#like#i get my neurodivergent hyperfixation might be a little overwhelming#but this is literally the first time when i will have my own space#i literally used to sleep in a walk-in wardrobe that was like 2 square meters at my dad’s bc there was no other place for me#when my mom ran away and finally came back for me i slept in the same bed as her for a year and a half straight as a 11-12yo#bc we had no money to afford a bigger place#i had one room that was actually ‘mine’ when my mom and her ex were together#but it lasted for 4? 5? years#and also it was an old room of the guy’s son who was a year younger than me and i felt bad about it#amd whenever he would stay for the weekend i literally offered him the bed bc i felt guilty#and then we moved again and again and again#so please. i just want to enjoy this one.#very personal#moira speaks
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"Oh God, yeah. Thank goodness for cocaine." -Tommy Roland Shaw (b. Sept. 11th 1953)
#i didn't think i'd be reading about tommy's cocaine adventures from his early 20s but here we are#when i was about 5 years old i was in cleveland and come sail away came on the radio in the car while it was raining#i don't think it was the first time i heard it but it's the first clear memory i have of that song#and to think that pivotal moment happened bc 28 years earlier tommy was doing coke with some a&r man in chicago#this excerpt made me realize i wanna share that lyric i wrote about tommy because by GOD#by G O D#one line is a perfect response to this excerpt#styx#styxposting#tommy shaw#i feel like i need a tommy tag now#also i wanna know what the deal was with tommy's 1st wife bc they were married like 2 years but legally for 5 and clearly tommy was v upset#and he was also YOUNGER THAN ME when he got married the first time ??? poor boy :c
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"hes 22... i... believe..." sasha says with such trepidation like if he gets it wrong lundy will in fact be a little sulky when he finds out about it
#txt#like “you dont know my birthday? weve LIVED TOGETHER”#but also sweetheart his birthday is in october you are in the clear#our beat who went “i know youre... almost- i know youre not 23- almost 23” to lundy and he goes “/almost/ 23 :)” literally in the same scru#like ooooo sasha wow if you got that wrong THEN wow#sensitive lundy my beloved#but tbf the only reason i know lundys birthday exactly (bad at remembering bdays) is because my friend is 2 days afterwards#and i have hers marked in my calendar enough im consciously aware of it#and also because i do like pulling up the fact im 4 months older than him#as the baby of the family/every single friendgroup#to the point even if im actually older by years i still get babied because of my face#i do relish when im actually older than someone yeah#you get enough “youre older than me? that doesnt feel right lol im still gonna treat you like youre younger” you take any crumbs you can#this is my crumb
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also...
#i just want to talk about how it is being in my first ever#healthy and loving relationship in my whole entire life.#i'm 30 and i'm close to 31. my bf is 2 years younger than me...#it's really hard when you're so used to toxicity and having something happy and healthy.#my boyfriend is so incredibly patient with me#and he talks everything out with me anytime i'm upset.#if we aren't together he will literally ask to call so we can talk it out and not text it out.#he's looked up and started researching BPD so he can understand some of the things i deal with better.#like i'm not used to this but i haven't run and i don't plan on it.#i adore him so freaking bad.#also hinge success story right here lmfao#okay im done.
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Tatsumi in !! Music: Aww, look at these kids. Oh, to be young again Me: My brother in Christ, you are 18
Nagisa and Sakuma in Road to Show: Gotta be adults and let the kids enjoy themselves while we grown ups take care of the work Me: Guys, you haven't even graduated from university
Keito to Kiryu: Gotta take care of our child Souma Me: ????? He's just a grade younger than you both???
Knights seniors: Must protect our adorable king from the horrors of the world Me: HE'S LIKE 3 YEARS YOUNGER THAN THE OLDEST OF YOU AND HIS FAMILY HAS ASSASSINS
Kiryu @ Kanata in the anime: As Ryuseitai's mom, you should help out its dad with the kids Me: "Mom" and "Dad" are still HIGH SCHOOLERS
#the enstars experience is being reminded that everyone but 2.5 people are currently under 20#and then reading about them Experiencing the horrors of the entertainment industry#which granted...probably would make up kids grow up faster. especially with all the traumatic things they went through BEFORE school#but also like. the biggest age gap is probably between aira (15/16) and himeru (???)#or with the current knowledge aira and rinne (20/21 <-literally the only over 20 yr old after 19/20 rei)#and thats like 6 years which IS pretty big so he does get rights to call them all children#but i stand by me having a crisis over high school students saying theyre adults compared to guys 1 or 2 years younger#ignoring the fact that i do literally the same except im mostly joking and i think theyre all dead serious#enstars#ensemble stars#stuff i say#fandom spamdom#actually to be fair being a teen in high school IS thinking that this guy a grade younger than you is basically a fresh-faced child#its more when they talk about it as if their youth is fading when 94% of the cast are still in their teen years#like boys i know youre in the idol industry but come on
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huh. my ex boyfriend's ex boyfriend just reached out to me to ask me about top surgery stuff
#okay i know that the trans community where i live is small but this is taking the piss now#also how does he know?! who told?!#.... oh right yeah i posted stuff on instagram and i'm 90% certain my ex still follows me#t4t dating is very hard here because i've either dated them already or they're an ex of my ex#or worse - they're under the age of 26 and i refuse to date people younger than me by more than 2 years#(especially after the last time i slept with dylan who was 22 and i swear to god he was like the energiser bunny)#(good GOD the boy had stamina)#(at a certain point it becomes a chafing risk y'know??)
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i adore thinking about the fucked up tpn stuff that was either not considered during the writing process or deliberately left unexplored.
tpn really said 'each house has about 6 shipments and receives about 6 new children to replace them each year. the minimum age a child can be shipped out is 6. tpn begins with conny's shipment in october, after which dominic is the only remaining 6 year-old at the house' without even considering the implications of that. how about 'we know literally nothing about anyone from the age group between anna+nat's and thoma+lanni's groups because theyre all gone by the time the story starts' also literally no one ever brings them up. or my personal favorite of 'isabella painstakingly hand-made little bunny for conny's 6th birthday. conny turned 6 in september, about a month before she was shipped out' like do you think isabella was at least a little pissed about that. i like to think she was
#skye's ramblings#its totally my love of unexplored side characters but. i do get a little unwell over dominic sometimes#like. hello??? its like a well-established thing that kids in the same age group usually have closer bonds w eachother than others#youare telling me. he watched all 5 of what were probably his closest friends leave in the span of a year. this is what you are telling me#i mean maybe yvette could be considered part of his age group since they were technically born the same year??#but her birthday is also literally new years eve n shes usually grouped in w the 5 year-olds as a result#also the shipment record in the anime says that hao and sadie were 6 but the 2 kids that left before them were 7#so maybe dominics age group was just particularly small but. he still watched them all leave in a very short amount of time#canot imagine how his conversation w don and gilda abt the escape went. god this series can fit so much childhood trauma in it#also w how close thoma and lanni are dominic and conny were also probably really close due to being the only ones left of their group#thinking abt don n dominic bonding amd sharing happy memories of conny. ijust live for older/younger gracefield kid interactions#also shamelessly stealing rachels hc of ray using his photograpic memory to share happy memories of everyone who died at gracefield#ithink dominic would really like hearing abt his friends from ray. especially happy/funny stuff he was too young to remember#and also literally any interaction w ray n the younger kids is everything to me. oh hes healing hes a good big brother... dont talk to me#'this is all most likely just a plothole' well where you see a plothole i see a GOLDMINE OF TRAUMA AND CHARACTER DYNAMIC EXPLORATION. anywa
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chatting with my dance friends in the changing room is one of my main sources of contact to people my age who are not a) my friends (all queer) b) people in my school (ive known most my whole life so im. Desensitized i guess? plus we dont rrally talk) . and so my only source of contact towards straight girls for who a guy having a girl best friend is a dealbreaker (and vice versa) . and its just such a shock every time cause having like 4 irl friends who are all queer, some form of gnc, and a lot aro- or acespec, well . Thats Not Really A Thing. absolutely fascinating. apparently girl best friends are society’s main threat
#alex.rambles.txt#well my dance friends arent like that its really like this 1 girl#who’s sort of my friend ? i feel a bit bad for her#but also shes loud n annoying like me so. we bond over that#shes also like 2 years younger dating this guy whos like . my age or older? so i try to give her advice#which is a subtle way of advising her to break up with that creep (hes a creep for other reasons than the age gap)
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Uuuugh
#Talking to 2 guys rn (both potential for a relationship)#They both know i'm also talking to someone else#Guy 1 i'm going on a date with this saturday#And he's really looking forward to it#But he's so insecure#Bc he falls 1 year out of my max age range#And also bc i'm talking to guy 2#And also bc i like i photos from 8 months ago#Guy 2: ngl things are moving faaast#But i dig him and he's only a year younger than me#The point is he's forcbly like a mental health institute#And idk if he can leave lol#Def crazy situation but i do dig him it just kinda feels strange#Like the whole situation with him is strange#But at the same time he really does get my past
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I need to get out more and maybe start trying to date again. I keep crushing on any boy that’s nice to me and seems fun which is probably not a good thing.
#I guess this time round was slightly strange because it’s the first new guy I’ve properly interacted with since being single#like before now I’ve mostly been interacting with uni friends who have partners or live too far for a relationship to ever be viable so I’ve#resided myself to be single for now - but now I’m out of that environment and don’t know what to do#this guy also ended up being 3 years younger than me which I only found out a day later.#I mean I’m 23 so it’s not that weird or anything but I’ve sort of made it weird by constantly calling my friend a baby because he’s 2 years#younger than me#datings hard when you’re not in an environment where you can be sure that people are in your age range (uni) and you’re very bad at guessing#peoples ages#also I dating apps scare me so I don’t know what to do#also my ex texts me all the time still - mostly just memes - which I don’t mind too much because the breakup wasn’t the worse and it’d be#nice to keep him as a friend - but also it’s put me in a weird limbo situation
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