#he is a bastard

[inkpool-clover]

Spamtong 1997

[xylophxn]

introducing my nerdy prudes must die oc !

I figured out npmd missed a big emo looser soo there you go I created one

his name is luke houston (he/him) and he's the son of becky barnes and tom houston. they are weirdly very supportive of him

he :

× is a goth looser

× has adhd

× failed graduation once and all his friend left so he's "hanging out" with the groupe (hanging out meaning being a creep and luring around them)

× used to have a crush on Pete (did not enjoy that part of his life) (he maybe still does a bit but will never admit it even on his death)

× was a scene kid

× introduced hatsune miku to richie

× is a weeb (or was a weeb but once a weeb always a weeb) (forever, forever)

× scares everyone in hatchetfield high by making them think he is a creepy weird vampire with dark vibes and practicing satanism rituals but he is actually just a goof (a weird one thought)

× pretends to be a tough and mysterious guy

× never really got physically bullied cause no one is comfortable around him (he does succeed at scaring everyone) plus he flirts with every man that is trying to bully him (including max) and makes everyone inconfortable as shit

× is adored by the gang (and he loves the gang but will never admit it)

× showed ruth "the rocky horror picture show" (it did not end well)

× wears a ton shit of eyeliner

× has greasy and badly dyied black hair

× has one piece of trad goth clothing that he wears religiously like three times a week

× has a strap of red in his hair

× wears completely destroyed military boots with purple laces (he is gay)

× draws badly

× is fascinated by grace

× loves to mess with steph and she loves to mess with him (they could have been besties fr)

× calls pete "glasses" even though he wears exactly the same type of glasses when he doesn't have contacts

× knows every weird sub genre of goth/rock and also know every (bad) indie horror film (yeah he is that guy)

× is a nerdy prude

× is a gatekeeper

× has an enormous ego

× agrees with grace about max being hot but only after he was transformed into a ghost (he is a creep)

× wears black nailpolish

× stinks

× smokes

× met paul once at richie's and asked for his number

× dies last in the forest just before the ritual (poor boy he would have loved all the lord in blacks lore)

× could have been a drag queen

× has a eddie munson vibe kind off but make it weirder and 2014 stinky tumblr goth

× he was the first one being accused of the murders

I love him

[fvturum]

This might be my only contribution for our new DILF.

[shaed-artss]

Sunday on a sunday :) My friend @andanoboop suggested to draw Sunday and here he is!

[lovelysakuryay]

eunseung when i catch you eunseung

eunseung when i catch you eunseung

eunseung when i catch you eunseung

eunseung when i catch you eunseung

eunseung when i catch you eunseung

eunseung when i catch you eunseung

eunseung when i catch you eunseung

eunseung when i catch you eunseung

[neoluca]

[logosbot-tm]

I love when powerful bastards are faced with their own weakness

[get-rammed]

Does Rodney like to cuddle or is that to much touching for him?

Oh he LOVES cuddles and close contact like that. He's very touchy feely. Man wishes to be held and to be hold. Likes keeping his hand or tail on you whenever he's out and about with you. Not out possessiveness. Just because need to touch™ He just has zero interest in a relationship

Like you guys can be more or less dating without the title of dating, and he'd just "Naw sweetheart, we're just friends with benifits."

Broaching the subject of being official can be brought up like 3 years into fwb's, but don't expect him to give up his free nature. He's definitely not monogamous, and isn't faithful in any way

[dcawritings]

*hands you a smug ass bitch and his dinky plastic burger king crown /affectionate*

His name is King and he’s an older Eclipse model currently ‘employed’ by a medieval-themed Fazbear Entertainment location. He doesn’t get along much with his location’s Sun and Moon, but he seems awfully interested in that new caretaker hired to handle and maintain him…

But also:

[xxx-calibur]

"You know I'm a bastard. You know I'm a monster who doesn't even consider women more than my own possessions. I seduce you, steal your heart and make you mine body and soul yet you all still come running to me even if you have such poor, suffering partners at home. Its so sweet of you all to just do whatever I want, you know?"

"Now... Be good girls, strip down, and close the door. Your prince needs you."

[madame-mongoose]

The librarian...

I can fix him-

*sandy cheeks voice* no you cant

[katasstrophy]

boy you better put that tongue back in your mouth or ELSE

[a-sunset-outside-my-window]

fic rec friday

At the Very Least

by AraHannan on Ao3

Dumbledore raises an eyebrow, his blue eyes glinting behind his half-moon spectacles. “I am hoping, my dear Poppy, that you are not averse to tunnels?”

“I’m not sure it matters.”

“Oh, it matters very much.”

When Albus Dumbledore plants a killer tree and tells her he’s admitted a Class XXXXX student, Poppy Pomfrey is not happy - even if he says Remus Lupin is the loveliest, sweetest, most agreeable first year around.

oh! this one broke my heart and stitched it back together

favourite tropes included are:

werewolf remus lupin

angst

so much werewolf angst

poppy pomfrey trying her best

but also

werewolf prejudice

ethics codes are more of a suggestion apparently

good parents hope and lyall lupin

hurt/comfort

poor little baby remus

as always leave lots of love and kudos to the author and have an amazing rest of the week <3

[shanklin]

Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling. 

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up. 

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that. 

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.

[leeebyung-hun]

[notherpuppet]

Human AU Vox