OHHHHH IF I SEE ONE MORE MOTHERFUCKER USING BRYCE AS A TOY TO HURT AND DISCARD FOR ETHAN IM GOING TO FUCKING LOSE MY MARBLES
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'is he stupid' is one of the funniest things to add at the end of a sentence it's right up there with 'many such cases' and 'because of woke'
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"he would not fucking say that" but its about a character being a leftist. he would not fucking believe that
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
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Was curious how far Ithaca was from troy today while listening to epic the musical and rereading the illiad and I found this map
I think odysseus would have been better just to walk😭
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stars burn up and die too
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proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.
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Colin Bridgerton truly is a man of action, but only if his family points out that he should do something first lol. His mom is like "hey you should maybe talk to Penelope before she gets engaged."
And Colin goes, "Yes, absolutely, good point. I'll go get engaged to Penelope immediately. Thanks mom."
And then Anthony goes, "Hey you should probably tell Penelope you love her with your words."
And Colin immediately stands up and is like, "Such a great point, I'm going NOW."
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