#he is NOT 4'11

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

the only way i can fathom sirius being shorter than remus is if it's like never mentioned + painfully canon personalities. sirius tells remus to shut up and remus is happy to just cut his tongue off actually. remus follows him around like a lost dog because hes scared if he walks alone he's going to get harassed for his scars/called 'loony'/etc. he is 100% scared shitless at all times whenever they're alone because he's seen sirius win a fight against a 200cm 85kg grown ass man without a wand. he's actually more scared of the fact that he's pathetically turned on.

[skecherss]

doing this to baby Jason Todd

[starry-bi-sky]

Incorrect Quotes for the Blood Blossom Au - DPXDC

Original Post Context Here but TL:DR - Vlad poisons (orphan) Danny with blood blossom. He runs off, finds Pre-Robin Battinson, Battinson saves his life. Danny is currently staying with him until the time being. Batdad all around, found family, woo!

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Bruce after giving Danny an antidote: poof. Just like that, the toxin’s gone

Blood Blossom, not gone just sedated: wrong! toxin’s right here you fucking brussel sprout

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Vlad at a gala while his godson is (allegedly) missing: Mister Wayne! A pleasure to meet you, I wanted to speak with you about hopefully setting up a deal between our brands—

Battinson, currently housing his (allegedly) missing godson: I don’t like you.

Vlad: —and it’d be a— i’m sorry?

Battinson, louder: I don’t. Like. You.

Vlad:

Bruce:

Vlad: If you could tell me what I did to offend you--

Battinson, with the intensity of a thousand suns: No.

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Danny: 🧿🧿

Bruce: 🧿🧿

Danny: 🧿🧿

Alfred, in the corner: Can you two socialize like normal people

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Danny: gun to your head, who would you rather kiss: riddler or the joker

Bruce:

Bruce: gun to my head?

Danny: gun to your head, yes.

Bruce, without missing a beat: pull the trigger

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Danny (is currently unaware Bruce = Bruce Wayne): hey Vlad's planning on poaching Mr. Wayne's company out from underneath his nose, would you be able to prevent Mr. Wayne from making any deals with him? Or just in general from being alone with him?

Bruce, realizing Danny doesn't know he's Bruce Wayne:

Bruce: ...yes.

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(Danny and Bruce are leaving Wayne Enterprises, Danny is wearing a face mask and obscuring most of his identity. There's a swarm of paparazzi at the doors)

Bruce:

Danny:

Danny: there's an open window on the first floor bathroom

Bruce, immediately turning on his heel: mh. mhm.

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Aunt Alicia:

Bruce:

Aunt Alicia:

Bruce:

Bruce 🤝 Aunt Alicia: "Vlad Masters can go fuck himself" club

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Bonus! Because looking at it makes me giggle and I think it needs to be shared

POV: You're Alfred living with two of the most socially awkward people in Gotham. Now with biblically accurate heights!

[elskiee]

who let the baby get on that goddamn horse?!!?!? he's way too small!!

[pidgeonlaguz]

Thankfully for Flayn, Chef Deddles is an astoundingly patient teacher

[sevilynne]

Wolfstar is an example of a fetishised MLM ship

[xylophone888]

ace icon

[pupkinpumpkin]

Solas desperately trying to get out of the Regret Prison and I'm desperately trying to get in

[aropride]

how can u be 17 and afraid of sabrina carpenter. shes five foot nothing there's like a 90% chance ur taller than her. you could best her in hand to hand combat

[stars-n-spice]

I think about this a lot.

Like when he was 6'6 that was more than enough but then they fucking added four more fucking inches.

FUCKING WHY.

[nessbunnie]

if ty ends up breaking my heart i give u all permission to tell me "we told you so somi"

[dragonsandsillies]

They have taken over my mind like an infectious disease.

[cowboy-robooty]

dude can you please do a face reveal i need to see what you look like. or draw yourself. im so curious im sorry ok bye have a good day

yes i do look like the most sterotypical asian man imaginable. yes i am a biology major. yes i use reddit. yes im an incel. yes my favorite subjects are math and biology. yes i wore polo shirts through all of middle school. yes i am blind without my glasses. yes the lenses are so fucking thick they stick out of the frames. yes i have racist huge front buck-teeth. yes i am abnormally short. yes im a shitty driver. dont ask me about my penis.

[freshmangojuice]

Let's all take a moment to look at Lister's little legs

[marionmaverick]

Calem's toxic trait is that he likes to piss off powerful people and monsters to the point of incoherent rage.

Inspired by a post by @breadandbloodybutter . Though more knife cat meme than sexy XD.

[clowndensation]

did not play that much dav today because my friends and i needed to watch mamma mia instead. does your mother know absolutely plays while asa goes after emmrich.

anyway here is asa being only two sauces long.