#he hates them

[dcxdpdabbles]

Bank Robber: Fill up the bag!

Teller Danny: Excuse me?

Bank Robber: Fill up the bag and don't you dare try to press that panic button. I'll shoot!

Danny: My guy, this is a bank in a crime alley. There is no money here. At most you'll get like 4k.

Bank Robber: Shut up! Just fill it!

Danny: Wow, that's a lot of attitude for a man with 35 cents in his account

Bank Robber: What?

Danny placing straps of bills in bag: I know it's you, Martin. You have a speaking impediment. It's very characteristic.

Martin: So you can identifying me?

Danny: I can identify that you ain't got no money. Walking in here thinking you're hot shit with you 35 cents.

Martin: I can't have you telling the cops where I am *shoots Danny in the head*

Other Hostages: *Scream*

Danny pinches his nose to blow out the bullet: Orginal

Martin: *Horrified* W-what are you?

Danny: Me? I'm undead.

Martin: Y-you're a Bat!?

Danny: What?

Martin: I heard the rumors that Batman and his crew were vampires but I never.... I'm so sorry! Please don't eat me

Danny: Ew, I'm not going to eat you. I've seen your bank transactions. You eat waaaay too much take out for your blood to be healthy.

Martin: ..... I don't have time to cook

Danny: Try a salad menu. Also, look out Red Hood is here. I think he might eat you.

Martin: What?

Red Hood: *Slams bike through front window* THINK AGAIN SCUM BAG

Martin: *Screams*

Danny: You vampire mother-Fudger. I have to clean up that glass now. It's only an hour till closing too. Ancients I hate this city.

[littlemagicalstardust]

Orange Cassidy really doesn't like chops.

[viscanpikamine]

Stupidest shit I’ve ever drawn but I’m sharing it anyways

(For context, Akaan (my OC) was born to a true mandalorian clan, but doesn’t know any culture because they died when he was young and he was taken in by the Jedi Order. Issue is that the cuy’val dar knew his parents lol)

[karistiltskin]

inunaki is sakuatsu’s biggest hater and biggest shipper idk how he does it

[sugarhog-au]

Fahmah boi!

[g-girlshavingfun]

Matt: Hey! Be safe.

Rachel: We will.

{Rachel leaves to go on mission}

Abby: [Dramatically cupping Joes face] Be safe!

Joe: I’ll be so safe.

Matt: Would you guys stop?

Joe: [Faking tears] I’ll be safe for you!

Matt: Stop. I’m gonna kill you.

Abby: But how would that keep us safe?

[cookieofearthbread]

So I ended up drawing the scars that Pure Vanilla has. + putting it under readmore.

[dragonplated]

lance has a full set of the limited edition promotional action figures they made of him.

he did not ask for them. he did not want them. they were given to him as part of the promotional advertisement for them

he still has them for some reason

[radiaking]

Rly I think coop just wants to be able to have someone tangible to blame and take out all of his anger and guilt on and he can’t just do that with a company. A fucking monolith. But he can do that with individual people and he kinda loses sight of where VT ends and vault dwellers begin

[clint-anon]

Lucky's gotten to the age now where they've told me he needs accessories. Little toe grips.

[onlybomika]

i hate how ray's got a girlfriend while the kids are suffering like he's so...

[littlemagicalstardust]

It only takes one chop and he wants to tap out

[trennoandgreggo]

free jadon from that club

[tireironmybeloved]

𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒

BOLD what applies to your muse, ITALICIZE if there's potential / it's dependent on external factors. CROSS OUT if there's NO potential under any circumstances

Repost, don't reblog.

holding hands | buying flowers | cooking | cuddles | writing a poem / song | holding door open | tying shoe laces | sharing a milkshake with two straws | offering their jacket when it's cold | kissing in the rain | publicly confessing love | long walks at the beach | doing the titanic pose on a boat | taking cute pictures in a photobooth | sharing a taxi / uber | kissing the back of their hand | slow dancing | getting tickets of their favourite artist / sports team / other | introducing them to their parents | lighting candles | flower petals on bed | love letters | star gazing | brushing / doing their hair | picnics | teaching them to play an instrument / a sport / [fire a gun] while gently guiding their hands | compliments | late night drives | taking selfies together | drawing them | self - made gifts | massages | proposing with a family heirloom ring | lending them their favourite book to read | paying for dinner / coffee | mixtapes / playlists | surprise birthday parties | feeding them | handing them keys to their apartment | making space in drawer for their clothes when they stay over | sharing a blanket | couple costumes | tucking a hair strand behind their ear | running after them at the airport / keeping them from leaving | moving cities to be together | blowing a kiss | breakfast in bed | defending them in a fight (verbally / physically) | joint bubble baths | dropping the l - bomb ("i love you") | dedicating a song at the karaoke bar to them | wearing their clothes | yawning before putting an arm around them while watching a movie | grant them the last bite from a meal

Tagged by: @invidentius Tagging: @normaltothemax [max, and/or jason], @thedickgraysonrp , @dramatisperscnae [dick and/or remy], @goldentemplariumcrow , @all-nights-dreaming , and anyone else who wants in on it! tag me so i can see if you steals it :3

[hcppyhotel]

i'm, once again, thinking about angel and his feelings towards v/alentino and vox.

[idiotequemoron]