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Park Ranger Elmer - A Day At The Park
#brandon rogers#brcu#brandon rogers elmer#Elmer phitts#he has such a thousand yard stare#but can you blame him#“I know what you are” looking ahh
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"While all this is happening, Orym has gone full shell shock mode. He's not talking anymore. He's going to go slump down onto a rock and is listening to all the debating at this point and he doesn't know what to do. He's been so sure for so long, and doesn't know what to do. Going in feels so wrong to him. But he hears the logic that it's only a matter of time before someone or something, a day from now, a year from now, six months from now. And just let's them figure it out, because he's took all his energy to make it to this point."
- Liam, C3E118
#some people heard “he hears the logic” and ran away with that#this is not orym changing his mind#this is orym not knowing what to do#i interpreted “hearing the logic” as understanding the logic#just because he gets the reasoning doesn't automatically mean he agrees with the idea#i can sum it up as “i get that someone will go in eventually but idk if that means we have to go in because it feels like a bad idea”#at least that's how i saw it#i could be wrong#he has no energy to think and will let the rest of bh do the thinking#and orym will follow along#similarly to a soldier#reminds me of episode 39 when he said that he “wasn't paid to think”#i haven't even talked about orym being shell shocked yet#it makes sense of course he's shell shocked#in his shoes#i can picture this little soldier with a thousand yard stare#also i love that liam used that specific term#because while everyone uses the term#it originates from wwi to describe soldiers#orym of the air ashari#orym#c3e118#critical role#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers
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my ideal timkon don't get together until they've both already done some queer realizations and dated other guys a little bit, in part because on tim's end, i think he's been in love with kon since he was 17, but at 17 tim didn't even know he was bisexual, forget anything else. and his feelings for kon were so big but also so constant that he didn't even realize they were there or significant because they've always been there and been huge. for years. so he putters along and does his time in the torment nexus (the closet) and languishes a bit but slowly starts to figure it out.
meanwhile kon dates someone, mostly like omg im dating a guy this is ALLOWED !??!?! and its pretty lowkey and casual and doesnt last bc like . super identity issues, right. kon would Never just tell someone, but secrets and casual relationships dont last long etc etc. but just the entire principle of kon dating someone and then being like yeah idk im not really feeling it like hes nice and all but i think hes more interested in like… yknow, my hot bod, than me. its whatever tho. and tim just being SOOOOO mad that someone would date kon and not absolutely adore him. tim will not be unpacking why hes so mad about kon having a shitty boyfriend. obviously its just bc kons his bestie and deserves better. (😶)
so he's just grouchily tinkering on some upgrade for his car to get the grumpy energies out. like WHATEVER! (angrily turns socket wrench) he's not saying kon should dump the guy or anything (angrily turns socket wrench) but he's just SAYING, kon can do BETTER!!!!! (angrily turns socket wrench) and kon DESERVES better!!! kon deserves someone who will treat him RIGHT!!!!! (angrily turns socket wrench) like if TIM was gonna fuck kon he wouldn't do it like a goddamn quickie and just fucking leave (angrily grabs the next size socket and scoots further under the car) like kon OBVIOUSLY doesn't like that so why won't this guy GET THAT!!!! (angry tinkering noises) if he's that shallow he can go find himself a sexy body pillow to screw!!! leave kon alone!!!!
and cassie sitting on a chair nearby is just like. sorry what was that? "if i was gonna fuck kon"? did you just say--hey tim? hey. can you go back a step?
and tim's just. obviously this is a hypothetical everyone considers about kon. look at him he's . you know. besides, tim's just talking as his best friend who wants the best for him! ugh stop trying to read into it cassie, that's not the POINT--
#rimi talks#cassie: only one of us HAS fucked kon and yet somehow *i'm* not the one who's ever started a sentence with ''if i was gonna fuck kon''.#like i'm just saying tim. i HAVE fucked kon. and i have Never Once said those words in that order. fascinating huh?#tim (rolling out from under his car to give her the most withering look imaginable): oh so you're saying you think that's fine then?#like you Wouldn't do better than this guy?#cassie: literally not at all what i'm saying but also DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF--#the narrator: tim would not admit he's bisexual for another 5 months.#a few days later dick finds him on a rooftop brooding so so so hard and goes yeah bud??#and tim with the most thousand yard stare in the world is like. i think cassie was right about something. but i'm not telling you what#timkon#its important to me that tim is kind of stupid. you get that right#he's stupid and cassie is his bestie who means the world to him and also IS going to point and laugh at him for this for the next 4 years#tim#kon#cassie
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the pause tom has to take before he tells ken and rome they're doing chest compressions...
#tom wambsgans#succession#succession spoilers#that brief glimpse of a thousand-yard stare in his eyes before he packs it away#he just saw a man die in front of him and now he has to guide that man's children into this new reality#logan is far beyond cpr and tom is well aware. but he offers what kindness he can - 'i'll put you next to his ear so he can hear you'#logan is already gone. he can't hear those final words.#instead it's just tom - kneeling next to a body and listening to the cries of logan's children as they break#is it really any wonder he cried on the phone with greg after this?#linds original
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in his and davrin's banters, lucanis exhibits a certain little shit energy I don't think we see him have with anyone else other than illario and honestly I am living for this
#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#davrin#also that's really interesting. with illario it's clearly not ever meant to wound but it serves a similar function of 'hey fuck off'#they have that friendly insult game going that veils some real resentments and conflicts that perhaps. should have been dealt with#considering that you could hardly find two people less alike in fundamental character than davrin and illario... fascinating#I suppose both of them push past lines of comfort and don't really let up at subtler signals to back off#(illario to needle and davrin mostly because he's that straightforward I think haha)#but the sheer viciousness with which lucanis responds makes me think there could mayhaps be some resentment with that dynamic#that he won't let out with illario himself b/c he has so few interpersonal relationships and wouldn't risk disrupting one#even when illario is getting up to some Shit even outside of the whole betrayal thing#and davrin is sooo uninterested in doing anything but call 'em as he sees 'em and it's glorious haha#it also means that I think lucanis is more honest in those banters than he is with anyone else I've seen#including the fact that he's mad and that the ossuary really did suck that bad actually#with bellara he's like 'don't worry about me I'm fine *thousand yard stare*' and with davrin he goes 'yeah I'm haunted forever by it.#does that satisfy your curiosity' lmao. and then they're just trading barely veiled death threats for a while#davrin is confrontational but he's also a safe person to be angry with b/c I think at the end of the day he is also fair#many thoughts. all the time. all veilguard up in my neurons 24/7
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Trick or treat!
For you, we have Off Brand Tbh Creature!
#the thousand yard stare this mf is giving. what war crimes has he seen#not polls#askbox trick or treat
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Real legit thing that just happened to me
My (young, teenaged) cousin after being asked if he’s excited for any movies coming out: Uhh not Barbie…but there’s a movie coming out in October called Five Nights At Freddy’s but you probably haven’t heard of it
Me, having a very intense flashback to when I wrote one single FNAF fanfic on WattPad for iPad mini at the tender age of 11: Yeah, can’t say I have
#when I tell you I froze#thousand yard stare or whatever it’s called inducing type shit#for the record: It was NOT smut. It was a perfectly innocent ‘Ask the FNAF crew’ fic#and as many will remember they were very popular at that time#but it was still fnaf fanfiction and boy has it has a lasting psychological impact….#this child really had no idea of the inner turmoil he just unleashed fr#anyway#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf movie#five nights at Freddy’s movie#josh hutcherson
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#delete later#logically if ithaqua is a trans man and he has an identical twin and the identical twin is a man then the twin is also a trans man#but narratively... (thousand yard stare)
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Who does the job preparing those bound photoshoots I wonder? I think it's all Aster's doing.
I like to imagine Aster sending Morvay for the suspecting prey, bringing them to the Special Room and tying them up under Aster's tyrannical rule.
Aster always has a reason to punish Morvay afterwards. Discipline is the only way to achieve perfect bows!!!
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(wibbly Clan members get the more vulnerable poses, and Aster gets to sit prettily sucking on a coin)
idk who else would have the power to yoink each clan member and have them painted/magicphotographed under harsh spotlight and constrictive ribbons so yeah i'll incorporate that into my headcanon
#feesh answer#eiden is obvs a part of the operation too#simply because it makes Person Acquisition that much easier#you don't need to brute force anyone into posing for their portrait#but... when i say eiden is a part of the operation#maybe i only mean... an Eiden Mention#maybe aster uses eiden as bait. like he's planning to give eiden a sexy calendar of all his clan members LOL#Master doesn't need to be troubled to complete these photoshoots. All aster needs to do is mention him#ohhh it's a gift for master. ohhh master would absolutely love it if you do xyz and abc#honestly just mentioning it's a favour for eiden would get most of the cooperative clan members to do it#you might require more of aster's wiles for the trickier and the tsunnier#and now i'm laughing at the image of aggrieved assistant positioner morvay#who has to mandle everyone into their poses#and tie perfect ribbons all over the place#just like how eiden mentions his eternal part time job skillset with the most nonchalant expression#if you ever ask morv to giftwrap a ribbon#he'll do it flawlessly and almost perfectly symmetrically with the most bored look on his face#wha... how are you so good at this??? you would ask#and morvay would respond with that thousand yard stare#'practice' is all he says. remembering the punishments aster'd dole out for subpar ribbon bows 😅#but what about eiden's birthday pic?#dude . eiden will do it for funsies. he'll pose for a calendar for himself. he'll do it for the sake of doing it! why not!!!#it's not difficult to drag him into this 😆
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Senshi's eyes combined with everything else make him look like an Aardman character with massive sex appeal.
#delcious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#senshi#he's very buff well built and handsome#and then he has those doofy eyes and thousand yard stare
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Soap's funeral has so many layers that just leaves you in disbelief but there's one detail that irks me beyond reason. Ghost's hand reveal. What the fuck do you mean this man's hand looks like they got snipped right out of a hand model's. What do you MEAN my hands are more scarred than Ghost's, these hands have not seen war?!?!?!? And yeah, I get that the man wears gloves 24/7 but you can't fucking convince me he doesn't have at least one scar on his hand. On his DOMINANT hand too.
#fucking hell#i refuse to believe it#that man HAS scars#soap already has prominent ones over his body and he's supposed to be the youngest#the only thing i will accept out of the funeral scene is like. ghosts massive honkers reveal and his thousand yard stare as he said his las#words to soap#mw3
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Do you think Taurus would really dislike leather clothes or would they not care because they’re star person and not a mortal bull
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more of robo-kevin
he was created by streber (he made him for the funsies and he was bored) :3
and he really likes to hang out (work with) the real kevin
#art#silly art#spooky month au#this is my son. streber is the mom /silly#oh also#tw scopophobia#he has that thousand yard stare#robo kevin tag
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pixel has seen some shit💀
#lazytown#latibær#lazy town#pixel hyperbyte#goggi mega#thousand yard stare#he has seen things#traumatic things
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200% wolf coloring page and puzzles ???/
#tHE COLORING PAGE ??#that one bunny monster thing has seen some shit#he has the thousand yard stare#wtf#also new stock art omg!!#200% wolf#100% wolf#100 percent wolf
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do you take art requests? if so, may i humbly ask for zombie dazai plz (any point of his life will do btw)
absolutely, PLEASE give me art requests o((>ω< ))o
and i reckon you may. Here, have a zombie Dazai fifteen.
#im sorry#cuz i dont think ive ever drawn a zombie in my life before#which...honestly im a little surprised by myself with that 〒▽〒#also idk mate dazai kinda already looks like a zombie all by himself#with that thousand yard stare he has goin there#bungou stray dogs#bsd#dazai bsd#dazai fifteen#bungo stray dogs#bungo gay dogs#dazai osamu bsd#dazai osamu#digital art#my art#asks#thanks anon!#tbh i dont like how light the lineart is#kinda needs to be darker but#whatever#im also too lazy to go back and redo all the lineart so...
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