#he has PRIORITIES

[murmuringbug]

purgatory was different there was lore involved, this is just copious amounts of money i would never kill someone over that - badboyhalo

[notafanjustpassionate]

"charles can, but lando cannot" 😌

[wishchip106]

if season 2 of xmen 97 doesn’t show more of them WHATS THE POINT

i need every piece of content where they’re in haifa i’m going to read all the comics

just gonna have to ignore the fact charles was dating gabrielle at that point

[demonicfarmer69]

day 4: bedtime stories for maylingjiujune

he's making sure he's asking the right questions!!!

[burnt-venus]

See how Eren and Mikasa have Armin plushies, but Armin doesn't have them, this boy is that one friend who forget you when he's in a relationship, this is so funny to me

[ii-thelightseekers]

yo fan. I found another you that I totally didn't make in 20 mins.

🪭- WOAH

I am honored to have infiltrated reality

[priapussdick]

you know kawi REALLY loves pisaeng when he shared his food with him

[dark-elf-writes]

Desmond: don’t fuck people in your bloodline…unless your name starts with Des and ends with mond and they’re hot and your Uber traumatized from something else entirely

Desmond: don’t fuck your family

Desmond: *sees Altair/ezio/connor*

Desmond: for completely unrelated reasons do as I say not as I do

[waugh-bao]

[coffeeviolinist]

Tell me why I just pictured Rei putting Conan on a shelf before starting another fight with Akai.

[rarhhh]

the way every gl comic seems to end with hal being like "i can solve every problem but getting a date with carol " is so funny

[conceptofjoy]

if Lil seb is a Dirk splinter the implications r so funny cuz why did he go and hang out with Caliborn

similar reason dirk did. “what is wrong with this dude lol. eh he lets me smash things whatever”

[winemom-culture]

Laughing and crying at these assignments Charlie came home with today. Decoded-

I am Lucky Because I…

Can: Go to school, write neatly (questionable but I love his enthusiasm), draw, dance, play sports

Am: Kind, happy, safe, funny, thoughtful

Have: A wonderful family, friends, wonderful teacher, nice home

If I Had a Pot of Gold I would…

Help the poor, help sick people, buy a mega robot, get a mansion, help my dad and mom with gas money, get a Lamborghini and Ferrari.

[gruesomejack]

Thinking about Alex seeing god!rabbit's hands and immediately thinking about them on him and in him fjGNXNXNC

[sexy-sapphic-sorcerer]

Fifteen immediately changing the TARDIS to warm toned lighting is such a mood

[demaparbat-hp]

Hey, Spitfire! Try not to kill your brother ahead of time!

.

Looking for Ursa right after being banished had some...wildly unexpected results. One: Zuko actually found her. Two: she wasn't alone. Three: leaving her children behind in order to protect them was, apparently, just something she did.

Looking at the bright side, Zuko now had a three-year-old younger brother to look after. Looking at the dark side, Zuko now had a three-year-old kid he needed to parent while also keeping him a secret from his father because—may Agni help him—the Fire Lord would have to go through Zuko first if he dared to even look at Lu Ten II.

(AKA an AU in which Zuko is a good big brother and doesn't want another kid to grow up like he did.)