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the official team bimbo 💚

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Periodic reminder that this is what Todd's costume looks like when he isn't in shadow form.

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the first and only rule of having fun in a fandom is picking a narratively insignificant or underappreciated character to be balls to the walls crazyinsane about

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Sorry for thinking the best version of Kyle was when he had a mental breakdown and moved to Space because he was convinced that he was poison and simply knowing him doomed everyone around him and he didn't have the strength or fortitude to watch another loved one die. Do you still thinj I'm hot

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It's truly funny to me that most Halbarry content has Barry being the fragile one in need of protection when in canon he's the more physically strong and resilient one and Hal's constantly in need of rescue.

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yippeeeee normalcy has returned to the justice league

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Highlights of Green Lantern: Sleepers book one

Hal is, albeit in an old timey way, lowkey implied to be gay via his deflections when Ganthet asks why he didn’t take up any girls’ offers of a night together

Hal daps up a random kid (although I could wrong in my interpretation of what a “soul clasp” is)

Alan Scott asks Kyle if he’s using protection with Jenny-Lynn

Hal tries to kill himself for what is in-book the 15th suicide attempt, but this time via laying down on train tracks. A fox (God) saves him

Limp Bizkit is referenced

Dinah uses her canary cry to bring down a rainstorm on a forest fire by using a frequency that would cause raindrops to coalesce and become heavy enough to fall (crazy creative use of that power)

Kyle has a panic attack because he finds Jenny-Lynn’s pregnancy test (they did not, in fact, use protection, as the narration is so kind to point out)

After that, he says to Jenny-Lynn he’s “going to get milk” but instead he immediately flees to Saturn (classic absentee dad moment)

Sinestro convinces a guy who seems to be the BBEG to hate Green Lanterns by implying that they molest(?) kids from third world countries

That guy (Eddie) describes Sinestro as looking like a “Pixar creature”

Jade has been canonically hit on by Donald Trump. This book was published in 2004.

The way you hail a cab on Qward is by doing the Hitler salute

When Jenny asks the taxi cab driver who she should pay, the cab driver says, “The service is provided by the Qwardians, qomrade.” Yeah. Qomrade.

As two “Weaponers” are about to capture Jenny, she notices “in passing” that they have no nipples. Very interesting priorities, there.

Kyle considers committing genocide, but is stopped by his conscience, which sounds like Hal Jordan so much that Kyle initially mistakes it for Hal telepathically whispering to him

In Oliver’s narration, he says that Hal seemed to have lost a lot of his personality after having become the Spectre

Plastic Man “greatly admires” Two Face

Wonder Woman has given Plastic Man a crash course in physics

Eel apparently thinks he stands no chance against fighting Superman, Batman, or Wonder Woman

Eel asks Hal, the Spectre, why he’s “dressed like a hobo” (which is particularly funny to me because of my fic)

Hal sings “Don’t worry, be happy”

Eel thinks of Hal as being the most “enigmatic” of the League, unlike Batman, who “let you know right off whether he liked you or not”

Hal asks Eel if he would pray to Superman

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#hal jordan and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by oldmenpussy

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“Are you two seriously back together again?!” your friends cry as they ready their weapons. The two of you try your best to deny it, but the national guard has already been called and all local governments have alerted.

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He doesn't look a thing like Jesus.

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we have the justice league, and if anything ever busts up the group… we’ll always have each other.

flash & green lantern: the brave and the bold

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terrible news guys im deranged again

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fellas, is it gay to lie on the front of your car and watch the stars with your best bro?