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wraithee Ā· 1 year ago
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Actually the most married Crowley and Aziraphale acted all season was when Crowley comes back to the bookshop after their argument in episode one and refuses to do the apology dance so Aziraphale starts listing dates and gets to 1941 and you can see in his face how angry heā€™s getting and Crowley quickly gives in and does it to stop it from going further. Like. Thatā€™s married people behavior right there, he knew to stop wherever that conversation was heading.
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mint-fixates Ā· 5 months ago
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About Bill's Thoughts on Ford ("Even His Lies Are Lies")
Long af post containing spoilers for ThisIsNotAWebsiteDotCom and TBOB below!
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So, this is bullshit. And if you're not already aware it's bullshit, I'm gonna tell you exactly why it's bullshit, with Receiptsā„¢!
Bill definitely saw Ford as a tool. No denying that. I can even believe that he sees him as a pet more than an equal to some extent. But to claim a tool and a pet are all he sees Ford as? He's 10000% lying. Whether to himself and the therapist or just the therapist, I'm not sure, but let's breakdown how we know he's lying about the extent of his feelings for Ford here.
Why would he want to make Ford a Henchmaniac? Why plan to keep him around after the portal is finished if he only wants him as a tool to build the portal?
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2. Why give him 72 hours to turn the portal back on? He says it himself- "sentimentality". Convenient as they are, I don't usually get sentimental over hammers.
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3. Why be more honest with him about his backstory than he was with his actual Henchmaniacs?
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4. If he just wants Ford as an obedient human pet who "remembers to sit, stay, and roll over control of his entire life", why offer for Ford to join him during the Weirdmageddon arc, before needing his help with the barrier but after Ford had spent 30 years actively opposing Bill at every possible opportunity?
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5. Of course, I'd be remiss not to mention it- if Ford is just a tool at worst and a pet at best, why would Bill get wasted and cry over him after the breakup?
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inquisitor-apologist Ā· 1 year ago
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Thinking about how, at the end of the day, at the fatal moment, the sunset of the Republic, it wasnā€™t Yoda, or Obi-Wan, or even the Chosen One himself standing in the way of Palpatine. It was Mace Windu.
Mace Windu, the inventor of Vaapad and Master of Form VII, the Jedi's strongest duelist, the only person to ever defeat Palpatine in combat. Mace Windu, Master of the Jedi Council and the youngest Master ever appointed to it, the revered leader of the Order. Mace Windu, who forgave even those who tried to kill him, who risked his life over and over again for his troops, who, after 3 years of desperate war, tried to negotiate with battle droids. Mace Windu, who knew the clones were created by the Sith and chose to trust them, who saw every Shatterpoint in the Republic, and loved it still, and fought for it until his last breath, until he was betrayed by Anakin, who he believed in and trusted despite everything.
Mace Windu, High General and hero of the Republic, the embodiment of the Light, the last and greatest champion of the Order, the best Jedi to ever live.
#Iā€™ve said my piece goodnight#donā€™t play with me Mace Antis I have receipts for every last one of these#pretty much everyone agrees that he was the best duelist there was and he obviously won the fight#Anakin's choice wouldn't make thematic sense otherwise#also vader did not defeat palpatine in combat sorry he just grabbed him while he was distracted#it literally had to be a fair fight and Anakin had to be the one to choose to create the empire that's what the prequels are about#Star Wars databank calls him ā€˜reveredā€™ shatterpoint tells us he was the youngest (real) member of the council#Boba Fett (tcw) and Prosset Dibs (comics) tried to kill him and he asked for amnesty and forgave them#literally just watch the Ryloth arc he spends most of his screentime saving his men#in tcw season seven he pleads with the battle droids to surrender hoping that no one else has to die#there's the part near the end of tcw where the council realizes that the clones were created by Dooku but Mace and the rest of the council#trust the clones so much they're willing to ignore it#the scene from Mace's POV in the rots novelization talks about how much he loves the republic and how he was blindsided by Anakin's betraya#because he trusted him!! we see in aotc that he has more faith in Anakin's abilities than Obi-wan#and he defeated the most powerful sith of all time single-handedly#BEST JEDI EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!#sw prequels#star wars prequels#prequel trilogy#sw prequel trilogy#star wars prequel trilogy#sw rots#star wars rots#revenge of the sith#star wars revenge of the sith#galactic republic#pro mace windu#mace windu#pro jedi order#pro jedi
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hannigramislife Ā· 5 months ago
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People will defend Dazai's relationship with Akutagawa as if they have some deep, galaxy brain understanding of Dazai's character and we're the dumb ones for going, "um, no, fuck that."
Like, I'm sorry, were your eyes closed to Dazai's words in the dungeon scene? Were you sleeping during the Moby Dick phone call? Conveniently deaf during his conversation with Hirotsu? Did you miss the manipulation in the Cannibalism arc, too? Did you think he called Akutagawa to the place where they first met because he was feeling fucking nostalgic???
Notice how I don't even have to reference the abuse in the Mafia to show that Dazai is the greatest fucking dick in this show???
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kyuyua Ā· 2 months ago
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I AM A SUCCESSFUL FAN
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strawberryclementine Ā· 7 months ago
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Breaking Bad, S5 E4 - Fifty One
"I left the receipt in the box in case you want to exchange it. Anyway. Hey, happy birthday."
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lightseoul Ā· 2 months ago
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i had an almost meet cute with a cute guy at our local bookstore
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pilonciillo Ā· 5 days ago
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lol didnā€™t think someone giving money would give me anxiety
#to the judge thatā€™s gonna see this case next year and the lawyer that is representing it assuming the state idk how this all works#why has the person to say the least get to go a whole year without consequence? a known criminal who after stealing from me and being#released and again getting arrest now for gang violence or some shit she was let go? she maybe associated to the group that killed that boy#last year. and here i am panicking because im afraid to carry cash. im paranoid that imma go outside and my car will be missing. iā€™m get#panic attacks when i drive to close to that gym and tired going back but physically cannot get out of my car and i start to cry in the#parking lot. iā€™m not sitting at work shaking forcing myself not to cry because someone handed me cash and iā€™m afraid someone is going to#steal my purse again. you think thatā€™s not a big deal and honestly i didnā€™t think it was until my purse was gone. my cards stolen and used.#my key missing EVERYTHING in my purse GONE. so many things in there plus the purse i had money and all that is stuff i paid for now im out#all that cash iā€™m out 500$ for a key replacement i stopped feeling safe leaving my house all my non replaceable things gone and everyone#spoke to me like it was my fault and had to stand their crying while adults told me not to use a gym locker ??? but in the same breath telli#telling me this isnā€™t the first time sheā€™s done this she has a warrant for her arrest sheā€™s known to steal cars iā€™m the problem and thereā€™s#nothing they can do to help me. so while i cry because all the money i had lost and never got back i had to do ALL the work to call my bank#track where my cards were being spent at call the jpay line she transferred money to look up the person she cashapped money to call the#business she was actively spending money at ask the manger if she is currently there and if they could give the police all the receipts and#video of her there for them to act like the heroā€™s for my brother and i tracking her down while you all belittled me#FUCK YOU AND FUCK HER i canā€™t be fucking normal about STUPID mundane shit iā€™m stuck here shaking and crying and what you tell me later itā€™s#not a big deal? give me all the content of your car and wallet or purse or backpack take nothing out and see what youā€™re left with and how m#much you need to spend to drive your car again and to tow your car home let a stranger have all your cards and address and tell me you feel#safe#OH and for the gym to tell me they know about her she used to be an employee there she doesnā€™t have a membership so they donā€™t know how she#got in and they canā€™t help but she did steal from another girl that night and an employee last month and who knows how many more ppl like#thatā€™s convenient you pos sounds like she has friends that still work at the gym and open the back door for her or just let her in thatā€™s#crazy no ? and this is all alleged because when if i lost all these things i canā€™t speak on what did or didnā€™t happen thatā€™s some crazy bull#shit anyways the towing company felt bad for me maybe because i hadnā€™t stopped crying they gave me the key replacement number and told me to#mention he referred me so i could get a discount and the layman felt back for me because when i called him i started to cry and when he told#me the price i cried harder so 500$ was the cheapest but pretty much my whole check#key man*#bad** LET ME FIX TAGS#allegedly all these ppl are privileged kids from a privileged background that grew up in a sheltered community and thing thereā€™s no#consequences to their actions because of the lack of accountability from their parents who willing pay for people to look the other way
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angst-is-love-angst-is-life Ā· 2 months ago
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Thinking about the time a guy asked for my number and when he messaged me later, I replied with the Obi-Wan ā€œHello Thereā€ gif and he never respondedšŸ’€
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melancholic-pigeon Ā· 3 months ago
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Okay this is the *actual* last comment, for real, but I just found out Spider is now smearing me as a convert and accusing me of being involved with drama I was not involved with because he mistakenly attributed my apologies for his public temper tantrum as being about something unrelated.
THIS IS A FALSE ACCUSATION and I do not appreciate having yet another bit of fake malicious intent falsely ascribed to my actions and* attributing a completely unrelated attack to me.
Also, it's very sad and disappointing whenever a Jew gets mad at a convert because something else is going on in the Jew's life and the convert happens to be in the splash zone and the Jew falls over backwards to smear the convert and invalidate her faith.
Just....the childish aggression is making me so, so sad and disappointed, from someone I used to think very highly of, who is now lying about me and publicly smearing me with false accusations based on a conflict he started because he misinterpreted something I said and I went out of my way to give him the benefit of the doubt when trying to clear up the mistake HE MADE that led him to decide bullying and attacking me for three fucking days was appropriate and okay and that I'm the bad guy for saying it's wildly unprofessional to behave like this in public to a former customer face.
Sorry, but facts, reality, linear time and the truth of what I actually said and did are on my side here, and I will not stand for being smeared and attacked and shat all over because I had the gall to try to kindly resolve his uncalled for, unjustified temper tantrum.
I am also not sorry that I left a side note in the tags that it was also unacceptable for HIM to drag his daughter into a stupid internet slapfight based on his own reading comprehension failure. Because it was and is unacceptable, and she needs to hear that message from someone.
End of story. Keep digging that hole as long as you like, Spider. It's not helping your case and is continuing to make you look progressively worse and more unreasonable, and the only person you have to blame is yourself.
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#don't buy from nerdykeppie#all receipts are under this tag#if you're so offended because my reporting on the things you say and do makes you look bad maybe the problem is you#this whole thing was completely needless#and yet he is continuing to DARVO me because he's pissed that his usual method of smugly lashing out at people over their poor reading#comprehension doesn't work when it's him who failed to comprehend what I wrote in the first place#also REAL FUCKING INCHRESTING that he's lying about me being involved in the jewvestigation of him so he responds by......jewvestigating me#lol#lashon hara. maybe he should study it sometime.#and maybe he'll learn warning others about poor behavior from a business so they don't waste their money there is not lashon hara#but honestly I doubt it because he's never going to let go of his desperate complex about always being the smartest raddest dude in the roo#it looks pathetic and I think he realizes that or he wouldn't have had such a dramatic extended meltdown over the things *he* said to *me*#I also still find it funny that he has conveniently forgotten to address the whole ā€œhey bud your timeline doesn't add upā€ part#and I think that's because he knows if he were to address the proof that he didn't remember it correctly he would be forced to admit that h#threw a massive shitfit at someone for no reason because his memory got mixed up#so so funny that he can't come up with an answer for that#almost like! he knows he fucked up bigtime and is scrambling to make himself the victim!#also funny that ā€œworrying about someone who was dragged into a fight by a bullyā€ got twisted into sneakily scheming to turn her against him#I'm not a scheming plotter I'm worried because the behavior you showed your child in public was wildly inappropriate TO HER.#it's sad! It's fucking sad and embarrassing and hypocritical and immature and SAD!#but the pretend me other people are attacking because they made shit up is none of my business#if he wants to keep writing fanfic about me he can go right ahead#because again#the more he talks the worse he looks#the more he digs this hole the deeper he gets mired in his own muck#and it's not my job to bend over backwards to keep him from experiencing the natural consequences of his actions.#I really should learn the lesson that people who are snide assholes in one situation are usually snide assholes across the board#really the worst part is knowing I defended him when he threw tantrums like this before#that's what I regret and feel guilty about: that I backed up his shitty behavior and gave it legitimacuy#that was wrong of me and I'm sorry for every time I jumped in as one of his flying monkeys
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muttsandmustelidae Ā· 4 months ago
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speaking of Taz, apparently the vet thinks we have outstanding vaccinations on a 20 year old Great Pyrenees and i donā€™t exactly know how to tell them that he is no longer with us and hasnā€™t been for a while
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apomaro-mellow Ā· 4 months ago
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I just think it's funny how when they send the money thru me my grandma feels the need to tell my brother so he can hound me for it but when they send it thru him, I don't get a single word and am thus left at his mercy
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maurypovichofficial2 Ā· 1 year ago
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*takes off feminist hat for a minute*
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fideidefenswhore Ā· 3 months ago
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He is to state to the King (Francis) that [Chapuys] has sent word to the old Queen (Katharine) and her daughter that [Charles V] has commanded him to inform them that he will not re-enter his kingdom of Spain until he has restored them to their estates and rights.
[The Bishop of Tarbes to the Bailly of Troyes.] October 1535.
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neonsbian Ā· 1 month ago
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i know im gonna kms if i look at my bank account rn so ive been avoiding it for the month
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noah-atwood Ā· 2 months ago
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send šŸ˜” for an angry text from my muse + atticus!
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