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Actually the most married Crowley and Aziraphale acted all season was when Crowley comes back to the bookshop after their argument in episode one and refuses to do the apology dance so Aziraphale starts listing dates and gets to 1941 and you can see in his face how angry heās getting and Crowley quickly gives in and does it to stop it from going further. Like. Thatās married people behavior right there, he knew to stop wherever that conversation was heading.
#the angry pout Aziraphale makes when he says 1941#using his fingers to list all the times he did the dance#he had receipts#ineffable husbands#good omens
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About Bill's Thoughts on Ford ("Even His Lies Are Lies")
Long af post containing spoilers for ThisIsNotAWebsiteDotCom and TBOB below!
So, this is bullshit. And if you're not already aware it's bullshit, I'm gonna tell you exactly why it's bullshit, with Receiptsā¢!
Bill definitely saw Ford as a tool. No denying that. I can even believe that he sees him as a pet more than an equal to some extent. But to claim a tool and a pet are all he sees Ford as? He's 10000% lying. Whether to himself and the therapist or just the therapist, I'm not sure, but let's breakdown how we know he's lying about the extent of his feelings for Ford here.
Why would he want to make Ford a Henchmaniac? Why plan to keep him around after the portal is finished if he only wants him as a tool to build the portal?
2. Why give him 72 hours to turn the portal back on? He says it himself- "sentimentality". Convenient as they are, I don't usually get sentimental over hammers.
3. Why be more honest with him about his backstory than he was with his actual Henchmaniacs?
4. If he just wants Ford as an obedient human pet who "remembers to sit, stay, and roll over control of his entire life", why offer for Ford to join him during the Weirdmageddon arc, before needing his help with the barrier but after Ford had spent 30 years actively opposing Bill at every possible opportunity?
5. Of course, I'd be remiss not to mention it- if Ford is just a tool at worst and a pet at best, why would Bill get wasted and cry over him after the breakup?
#this really isn't necessary bc we all know he's bullshitting here but. in case someone took his bs seriously I had to make this LOL#y'all know some tiktok fans take everything Bill says at face value bc they don't have media literacy so I had to pull out The Receipts<3#tbob spoilers#thisisnotawebsitedotcom spoilers#billford#gravity falls
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Thinking about how, at the end of the day, at the fatal moment, the sunset of the Republic, it wasnāt Yoda, or Obi-Wan, or even the Chosen One himself standing in the way of Palpatine. It was Mace Windu.
Mace Windu, the inventor of Vaapad and Master of Form VII, the Jedi's strongest duelist, the only person to ever defeat Palpatine in combat. Mace Windu, Master of the Jedi Council and the youngest Master ever appointed to it, the revered leader of the Order. Mace Windu, who forgave even those who tried to kill him, who risked his life over and over again for his troops, who, after 3 years of desperate war, tried to negotiate with battle droids. Mace Windu, who knew the clones were created by the Sith and chose to trust them, who saw every Shatterpoint in the Republic, and loved it still, and fought for it until his last breath, until he was betrayed by Anakin, who he believed in and trusted despite everything.
Mace Windu, High General and hero of the Republic, the embodiment of the Light, the last and greatest champion of the Order, the best Jedi to ever live.
#Iāve said my piece goodnight#donāt play with me Mace Antis I have receipts for every last one of these#pretty much everyone agrees that he was the best duelist there was and he obviously won the fight#Anakin's choice wouldn't make thematic sense otherwise#also vader did not defeat palpatine in combat sorry he just grabbed him while he was distracted#it literally had to be a fair fight and Anakin had to be the one to choose to create the empire that's what the prequels are about#Star Wars databank calls him āreveredā shatterpoint tells us he was the youngest (real) member of the council#Boba Fett (tcw) and Prosset Dibs (comics) tried to kill him and he asked for amnesty and forgave them#literally just watch the Ryloth arc he spends most of his screentime saving his men#in tcw season seven he pleads with the battle droids to surrender hoping that no one else has to die#there's the part near the end of tcw where the council realizes that the clones were created by Dooku but Mace and the rest of the council#trust the clones so much they're willing to ignore it#the scene from Mace's POV in the rots novelization talks about how much he loves the republic and how he was blindsided by Anakin's betraya#because he trusted him!! we see in aotc that he has more faith in Anakin's abilities than Obi-wan#and he defeated the most powerful sith of all time single-handedly#BEST JEDI EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!#sw prequels#star wars prequels#prequel trilogy#sw prequel trilogy#star wars prequel trilogy#sw rots#star wars rots#revenge of the sith#star wars revenge of the sith#galactic republic#pro mace windu#mace windu#pro jedi order#pro jedi
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People will defend Dazai's relationship with Akutagawa as if they have some deep, galaxy brain understanding of Dazai's character and we're the dumb ones for going, "um, no, fuck that."
Like, I'm sorry, were your eyes closed to Dazai's words in the dungeon scene? Were you sleeping during the Moby Dick phone call? Conveniently deaf during his conversation with Hirotsu? Did you miss the manipulation in the Cannibalism arc, too? Did you think he called Akutagawa to the place where they first met because he was feeling fucking nostalgic???
Notice how I don't even have to reference the abuse in the Mafia to show that Dazai is the greatest fucking dick in this show???
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd dazai#dazai osamu#bsd akutagawa#akutagawa ryuunosuke#āthe mafia is a cruel place what did you expectā love seeing how chuuya was brought in at 15 and nobody fucked him up#love to see how the two that were canonically physically abused during the time dazai was in the mafia were Q and Akutagawa#love to see how nobody in the Black Lizard (Gin too) seemed to have gone through similar shit#hell tachihara picked the pm over hunting dogs and that was somehow the healthy decision for him#dazai defenders pulling out delusions and fanfics but i pull out receipts#āoh dazai was taught to be cruel it's all he knewā so what was Oda to you guys??#nothing??#sitting there looking pretty???#dazai knew very well what kindness was#he had a built in example of a caring guardian figure#and he chose to throw that in Akutagawa's face rather than imitate it#losing oda was karma bitch
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I AM A SUCCESSFUL FAN
#was literally getting out of the car when I typed the first one#had to check the vod bc I didnāt hear if he read it but HE DID#didnāt realize he uploaded the vod a few days ago otherwise I would have gotten my receipts earlier#also yeah this is a reupload#I didnāt know tumblr doesnāt let you post more than one vid in a post#opened capcut for the first time for this#Iām at work rn I took my break to make it lmao#mb Iām making a big deal abt it but itās nice actually interacting with ur fav ccs#vod timestamps are 5:24 and 1:15:25#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#hermitcraft#hermitblr
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Breaking Bad, S5 E4 - Fifty One
"I left the receipt in the box in case you want to exchange it. Anyway. Hey, happy birthday."
#girl help this show is tearing my soul apart#breaking bad#jesse pinkman#walter white#breaking bad screencaps#Jesse's assumption that Walter would return it...because he makes him feel like he makes bad/dumb/wrong choices.......#but he gets him the watch.........#and it's the nicest gift Walter could get#BYE#Jesse it's time to pack up and leave#q#oh and also the gift with the receipt being a way of giving his money to Mr. White........#after Mr White was so peeved about Mike's ābusiness decisionsā ....#and Jesse had then offered his own money in Mr. White's place but Mr White said No#yeah#but ofc Mr. White isn't returning that. come on#*smashes my head against the wall*
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i had an almost meet cute with a cute guy at our local bookstore
#i was in line w my best friend to buy my sisterās fave book (mistborn)#and i looked to my left and there he was hovering with a book in hand not really in line but also kinda in line?#so i said oh sorry and gestured for him to go ahead#and then he smiled at me and said to go on#we just stood next to each other during the few minutes of me paying then him paying#bc i had to wait for a receipt#anw bestie and i beelined out of there without a second glance bc im too much of whimp to ask for his num#*wimp#i donāt even remember his face anymore atp tbh i just remember he was cute tall fair and had a deep voice lmao#see how dry my love life is tho this is action for me alr LMAOOOO#zee.chats
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lol didnāt think someone giving money would give me anxiety
#to the judge thatās gonna see this case next year and the lawyer that is representing it assuming the state idk how this all works#why has the person to say the least get to go a whole year without consequence? a known criminal who after stealing from me and being#released and again getting arrest now for gang violence or some shit she was let go? she maybe associated to the group that killed that boy#last year. and here i am panicking because im afraid to carry cash. im paranoid that imma go outside and my car will be missing. iām get#panic attacks when i drive to close to that gym and tired going back but physically cannot get out of my car and i start to cry in the#parking lot. iām not sitting at work shaking forcing myself not to cry because someone handed me cash and iām afraid someone is going to#steal my purse again. you think thatās not a big deal and honestly i didnāt think it was until my purse was gone. my cards stolen and used.#my key missing EVERYTHING in my purse GONE. so many things in there plus the purse i had money and all that is stuff i paid for now im out#all that cash iām out 500$ for a key replacement i stopped feeling safe leaving my house all my non replaceable things gone and everyone#spoke to me like it was my fault and had to stand their crying while adults told me not to use a gym locker ??? but in the same breath telli#telling me this isnāt the first time sheās done this she has a warrant for her arrest sheās known to steal cars iām the problem and thereās#nothing they can do to help me. so while i cry because all the money i had lost and never got back i had to do ALL the work to call my bank#track where my cards were being spent at call the jpay line she transferred money to look up the person she cashapped money to call the#business she was actively spending money at ask the manger if she is currently there and if they could give the police all the receipts and#video of her there for them to act like the heroās for my brother and i tracking her down while you all belittled me#FUCK YOU AND FUCK HER i canāt be fucking normal about STUPID mundane shit iām stuck here shaking and crying and what you tell me later itās#not a big deal? give me all the content of your car and wallet or purse or backpack take nothing out and see what youāre left with and how m#much you need to spend to drive your car again and to tow your car home let a stranger have all your cards and address and tell me you feel#safe#OH and for the gym to tell me they know about her she used to be an employee there she doesnāt have a membership so they donāt know how she#got in and they canāt help but she did steal from another girl that night and an employee last month and who knows how many more ppl like#thatās convenient you pos sounds like she has friends that still work at the gym and open the back door for her or just let her in thatās#crazy no ? and this is all alleged because when if i lost all these things i canāt speak on what did or didnāt happen thatās some crazy bull#shit anyways the towing company felt bad for me maybe because i hadnāt stopped crying they gave me the key replacement number and told me to#mention he referred me so i could get a discount and the layman felt back for me because when i called him i started to cry and when he told#me the price i cried harder so 500$ was the cheapest but pretty much my whole check#key man*#bad** LET ME FIX TAGS#allegedly all these ppl are privileged kids from a privileged background that grew up in a sheltered community and thing thereās no#consequences to their actions because of the lack of accountability from their parents who willing pay for people to look the other way
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Thinking about the time a guy asked for my number and when he messaged me later, I replied with the Obi-Wan āHello Thereā gif and he never respondedš
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Okay this is the *actual* last comment, for real, but I just found out Spider is now smearing me as a convert and accusing me of being involved with drama I was not involved with because he mistakenly attributed my apologies for his public temper tantrum as being about something unrelated.
THIS IS A FALSE ACCUSATION and I do not appreciate having yet another bit of fake malicious intent falsely ascribed to my actions and* attributing a completely unrelated attack to me.
Also, it's very sad and disappointing whenever a Jew gets mad at a convert because something else is going on in the Jew's life and the convert happens to be in the splash zone and the Jew falls over backwards to smear the convert and invalidate her faith.
Just....the childish aggression is making me so, so sad and disappointed, from someone I used to think very highly of, who is now lying about me and publicly smearing me with false accusations based on a conflict he started because he misinterpreted something I said and I went out of my way to give him the benefit of the doubt when trying to clear up the mistake HE MADE that led him to decide bullying and attacking me for three fucking days was appropriate and okay and that I'm the bad guy for saying it's wildly unprofessional to behave like this in public to a former customer face.
Sorry, but facts, reality, linear time and the truth of what I actually said and did are on my side here, and I will not stand for being smeared and attacked and shat all over because I had the gall to try to kindly resolve his uncalled for, unjustified temper tantrum.
I am also not sorry that I left a side note in the tags that it was also unacceptable for HIM to drag his daughter into a stupid internet slapfight based on his own reading comprehension failure. Because it was and is unacceptable, and she needs to hear that message from someone.
End of story. Keep digging that hole as long as you like, Spider. It's not helping your case and is continuing to make you look progressively worse and more unreasonable, and the only person you have to blame is yourself.
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#don't buy from nerdykeppie#all receipts are under this tag#if you're so offended because my reporting on the things you say and do makes you look bad maybe the problem is you#this whole thing was completely needless#and yet he is continuing to DARVO me because he's pissed that his usual method of smugly lashing out at people over their poor reading#comprehension doesn't work when it's him who failed to comprehend what I wrote in the first place#also REAL FUCKING INCHRESTING that he's lying about me being involved in the jewvestigation of him so he responds by......jewvestigating me#lol#lashon hara. maybe he should study it sometime.#and maybe he'll learn warning others about poor behavior from a business so they don't waste their money there is not lashon hara#but honestly I doubt it because he's never going to let go of his desperate complex about always being the smartest raddest dude in the roo#it looks pathetic and I think he realizes that or he wouldn't have had such a dramatic extended meltdown over the things *he* said to *me*#I also still find it funny that he has conveniently forgotten to address the whole āhey bud your timeline doesn't add upā part#and I think that's because he knows if he were to address the proof that he didn't remember it correctly he would be forced to admit that h#threw a massive shitfit at someone for no reason because his memory got mixed up#so so funny that he can't come up with an answer for that#almost like! he knows he fucked up bigtime and is scrambling to make himself the victim!#also funny that āworrying about someone who was dragged into a fight by a bullyā got twisted into sneakily scheming to turn her against him#I'm not a scheming plotter I'm worried because the behavior you showed your child in public was wildly inappropriate TO HER.#it's sad! It's fucking sad and embarrassing and hypocritical and immature and SAD!#but the pretend me other people are attacking because they made shit up is none of my business#if he wants to keep writing fanfic about me he can go right ahead#because again#the more he talks the worse he looks#the more he digs this hole the deeper he gets mired in his own muck#and it's not my job to bend over backwards to keep him from experiencing the natural consequences of his actions.#I really should learn the lesson that people who are snide assholes in one situation are usually snide assholes across the board#really the worst part is knowing I defended him when he threw tantrums like this before#that's what I regret and feel guilty about: that I backed up his shitty behavior and gave it legitimacuy#that was wrong of me and I'm sorry for every time I jumped in as one of his flying monkeys
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speaking of Taz, apparently the vet thinks we have outstanding vaccinations on a 20 year old Great Pyrenees and i donāt exactly know how to tell them that he is no longer with us and hasnāt been for a while
#i went to pick up daisyās prescription today and the receipt had a big ol āoutstanding proceduresā list for like. everything.#and i was really confused until i looked over and saw my very passed away dogās name#i guess no one ever told them that he switched owners and vets. and then died#oopsie
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I just think it's funny how when they send the money thru me my grandma feels the need to tell my brother so he can hound me for it but when they send it thru him, I don't get a single word and am thus left at his mercy
#personal#home life#he came to me saying he had money from our grandparents#and I didn't see a single cent#but let me *forget* to give him this money and I'll never hear the end of it#that's okay im prepared with receipts if he wants to nickel and dime me#remember the $300+ you owe me in tickets?#or how's about we put this money to legal fees since it's YOUR CHICK that's bringin me to court?#im not lookin forward to his meltdown#but at least it'll be an avenue to air my grievances#the point is im not giving him this money if i can help it#you might see me on aita soon LOL
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*takes off feminist hat for a minute*
#Halle letting that nasty ass man get her pregnant#is the most clown behavior I have EVER seen in my life#this man literally had cheating rumors surrounding him earlier this year#his ex posted THE RECEIPTS SHOWING YOU that he was texting her#and for her to go hmmm you know what?? he loves me imma have his baby#this manās 15 minutes is almost up he knows that#saw her star rising and did everything he could to stop her rise and her bag#and Halle fell for it#you hate to see it#sheās STUPID#Sheās DUMB#and miss Chloe pick me gunna pick me!! is a bad sister for supporting this#bye#*puts feminist hat back on*#š¤
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He is to state to the King (Francis) that [Chapuys] has sent word to the old Queen (Katharine) and her daughter that [Charles V] has commanded him to inform them that he will not re-enter his kingdom of Spain until he has restored them to their estates and rights.
[The Bishop of Tarbes to the Bailly of Troyes.] October 1535.
#chapuys and his false receipts...yet again#primary sources#i mean...also...did that not buy him considerable time#he didn't really spend much of his life in spain...#anyway; significantly doubt charles v promised this at all#i think this was a lie on equal ground to chapuys telling henry that charles had decided to make catherine regent of one of his dominions..#wasn't he doing his victory lap of sicily in 1535-6 also...#he was in madrid feb 1535 (so; eight months prior to this alleged claim)#oh; here we go:#1536: presides in naples at marriage of his daughter; enters rome; leads army into france; retreats to genoa...#sets sail for barcelona (15 nov)#me when i lie.
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i know im gonna kms if i look at my bank account rn so ive been avoiding it for the month
#my dad lost his card so until he gets his new one ive been the one paying bills and buying groceries and its like painful how many times#ive had to pull my card out of my wallet this month#hes gonna pay me back but like every time i see the receipt for whatever the fuck im like well. theres goes my budget#i always set a monthly limit on what im spending and lately smth or the other has been going and i have to go over. like can i get one win#vinnie talks
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send š” for an angry text from my muse + atticus!
Noah š² Atticus
Noah: [ read 5:39 am āļø ]
@atticuscortes
#meme day.#// ft. atticus cortes#( listen a read receipt after a text message like the one Atti sent is Noahās way of expressing heās mad )#( obvs I had to play off the one you answered for me <3 )
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