#he got me into Spidey

[the-travelling-witch]

thinking about a spider-man au with childe

you’ve had a crush on ajax basically since the first day of college. he’s funny and witty, surprisingly smart for his jock aesthetic and -let’s face it- very hot. all of which is contrasted by the way he fumbles through a conversation with you, an air of clumsy yet innocent charm about him.

and then you’re walking home late at night. an arguably questionable decision that ends with you coming face to face with a criminal you’ve seen on tv before. but just as you’re contemplating your options, your heart leaping out of your chest, you’re being swooped up and into the strong chest of the uprising hero people have been whispering about in the hallways.

all of a sudden, high above the city skyline, your heart is pounding for a whole other reason as the guy tries calming you down. he sets you down not far from your apartment and you thank him profusely, to which he merely assures you not to worry about it.

as you fall into bed that night, you can’t stop thinking about the way his muscles moved beneath you, how melodic and familiar his voice was. when you try to imagine what he looks like underneath the mask, somehow blue eyes and ginger hair come to mind but you shake it off as your brain conflating your college and celebrity crush.

meanwhile, ajax is sitting on the edge of a building, dragging a hand down his face as he tries to regulate his heartbeat. going over his conversation with you again, he mentally kicks himself for basically anything and everything he said. seriously, would he ever not fumble while talking to you?

[shironezuninja]

SAMMY-BOY!!!😍🥰

Sam Riegel | Monday, 10.09.2023

I can only add three characters voiced by Sam Riegel (since today's his birthday) down below, including:

Donatello Splinterson - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003-2009)

Phoenix Wright - Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 (2011)

Sanlan Shorthalt - The Legend of Vox Machina (2022-)

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

It actually makes me big mad when people say Thomas can't post "suggestive" stuff or joke about his butt on his Instagram/yt/similar because there are potentially children watching. Holy shit he doesn't control who sees his content. I've gotten in actual arguments with people online about this. He's a grown ass man, parents should be responsible for what their children see, and if fans are concerned that there are *POTENTIAL* children then ???? Suck it up I guess?? It doesn't change a thing about what I said above?? It's not like he's out here exposing himself or anything ahwjdbdn (and if you think him posting about his ass-sets is exposing children who shouldn't have access to social media anyway then maybe that's a you problem)

I didn't even know those pole pictures with Remus existed. Now I'm bummed the fuck out about it. (Lowkey Remus is getting stifled with this backlash /hj)

-🐀

This is S O fucking R E A L bro cause big same!!! Like Thomas himself literally said on his Twitter "Yeah guys I'm gonna start posting slightly more mature content if that's okay" and it's like he does not need our permission for that shit manz is literally in his 30s and now in days kids are watching and listening to way worse shit than him talking about his ass!!! Like if you're an adult too and you're uncomfortable by it just scroll away that's not all he posts about y'all act as if this man is taking naked pics of himself and treating his page like an OnlyFans and showing it to children just stop giving your kids devices!!!

[thelastharbinger]

Tidbits of ATSV That I Enjoyed (Or Alternatively: Just Miles Being The Most Endearing Spidey Ever)

Miles patting The Spot's head after successfully webbing him (I don't see this as condescending, but rather him still engaging with the humanity of a villain like Spot) and ~very assertively~ telling/asking him not to escape.

"I'm like Robin Hood-if he gave to himself."

Miles' spidey senses going off when he arrives late to his dad's party because there's nothing more frightening than Brown parents when they're mad at you. Beware the chancla or correa!

O.k. So we all know there are different versions of the movie out there. You may already know that one of the slight differences is when Miles goes to save Inspector Singh. There's a version where you can hear Gwen's voice in the distant background yelling no! when she thinks Miles gets crushed under the rubble, and there's another where she's silent as she webs to him. Now, I have found ANOTHER version (online) where her shouting is even more at the forefront. She's practically screaming and sounds more desperate, (prolly because it's close to the same way her Peter Parker died so she's reliving trauma) and the fear in her voice is palpable. That one haunts me.

Jefferson trying to equate studying for his police exams to childbirth, which Rio quickly nips in the bud.

Ganke having a soccer poster of Son Heung Min, a famous Korean footballer who currently plays for the Premier League Tottenham Hotspur and is captain of the South Korean national team.

Miles having a Sashimi (his universe's version of Supreme, but I just like the idea that Miles loves eating sashimi. Like I know that kid has good taste in food) poster in his bedroom.

The fact that Miles kept in touch with Aunt May for long enough after the events of ITSV that he helps her move.

The Spot saying he was one of the more handsome scientists at Alchemax according to his colleagues.

Miles and Gwen having the same collectible toys, the only difference being that he keeps his in the box and she doesn't.

"Hey, don't try to wow me with big words, man," *in deep manly voice* "I do crosswords every day"- Miles after Spot points out Alchemax as "the crucible of our connection!"

Miles going, "This job is so dumb sometimes" after he tries to web Spot at the deli, but it goes through a hole and lands on his face.

"Nahhh, he seems more Dominican to me." Kinda want Miles to meet a native Dominican Spidey because that dynamic would highkey fuck hard *pun not intended*. They would repair relations between our two islands-PR&DR.

"Almost there Mami *smiley face* *cowboy* prayer hands*"

The college admissions coach at Visions Academy straight up saying, "That's your story! Now, just stick to the script..." Ma'am what???

"Calmate Mami, eso no es my fault."

"I've hit a lot of different villains with a lot of different food...I'm just trying to lighten the mood."

Miles in his angsty teen era and smart-mouthing everyone around him. Love that for him.

"He almost killed his mom as a baby, I mean, look at those shoulders." No but for real tho. Those shoulders are as wide as a truck. Kim Seokjin who??? (if you understood that reference, ily).

Miles writing a love letter to his dad in 2 cakes.

Gwen at the water tower chowing and saying how feelings make her hungry after her and Miles talked about how they can't be together cause it would end in tragedy. Like Gwen, come again?!

Also, Miles' and Gwen's talk at the Williamsburg Bank Building being lowkey the catalyst for the 2nd/3rd acts of the film. Without them both kind of silently admitting their feelings for each other, Miles probably wouldn't have chased after her the way he did. Pretty sure you know the rest.

"I bet she doesn't even speak Spanish," and Jeff going "Que barbaridad" in his very broken Spanish. Queue Rio's bombastic side eye.

Both Gwen and Miles referring to Spot as a Villain Of The Week, even though neither of them have spoken about Spot to each other.

"I was bitten by a-wouldnt you like to know? Know what I mean?" SIR. Chill. This movie is for children.

The Spot inverting himself, going from a white mass with black spots to a gaping black hole with smaller white spirals. It's giving Junji Ito.

The irony of Pavitr exclaiming, "Well that was another easy adventure for Spider-Man!" right before an incoming canon event. HIS. He was about to experience his first big loss, and his happy-go-lucky nature would've been challenged.

Miguel saying conyo! when all the Spideys start pointing at each other.

"!Cállate!" "Nosy!" Sidebar: we don't talk about Gwen's banter with bad guys enough. She's so funny!

A lot of the Peters saying hi to Gwen as she passes HQ because she is canonically the one lost love--the love interest they all would've ended up with had she not died, so they all have an affection for her.

Web-Slinger going "Giddy up!" Cause he's swinging up.

Miles offering his fresh new takes on how to deal with the Spot upon meeting Miguel, saying "He just wants to be taken seriously. Like we all do." MILES YOU BEAUTIFUL, COMPASSIONATE GOLDEN SUNFLOWER BOY I LOVE YOUUUUU.

Hobie referring to Peter B. as Humbling Reality Spider-Man, which considering how steeped in tragedy the Spidey lore is, is really saying something.

Miguel's nonono no puedo más no puedo más. His misery is very funny and delightful to me. Little bitch ass.

"You know you're the only Spider-Man who isn't funny." Yes! More Miguel slander in the next one, please! Little bitch ass.

"Snitch!"

Miles shouting out Peter's name for help whilst Miguel pins and lays into him the fact that he's an anomaly. This after he momentarily glitches back to his ITSV store-bought suit. Mimicking the way-in also the first movie-Miles shouting out Peter's name for his own rescue as Doc Ock attacks him at the research facility. Because even though he feels hurt by Peter at this point, that's still his dad mentor and he still instinctively looks to him for protection. Rip my heart out why don't you!

Gwen sneaking back into her and her dad's place just to get that printed polaroid of her and Miles, a pic she already has on her phone.

Earth-42 Miles wearing Nike while our Miles wears Jordans.

[demigod-of-the-agni]

the fuck did they do to pavitr again

Edge of Spider-Verse (2024) Issue #4

[cyanide-sippy-cup]

Mentioned this in a previous post, but I am absolutely adoring the healing of the superhero genre. It legit took me a long time to sit down and just admit: the underwear on the outside is unironically cool. The spandex suits are iconic and I'm so glad we're moving away from... just the whole 90s-2010s.

Like if you think the trunks are "too silly", then you completely lost the plot on what you're watching. Honestly another reason I love Spidey. You can't put him in a tank top and have him go around, he has to have the suit (and the classic always looks better than the armored shit) so you have to take the serious moments in bright red and blue.

[friendlyspidercop]

For the ask game:

I have ADHD and like every week i have a new hobby (paper-mache, knitting, scrapbooking etc)

how cute 🥺 peter has a steadily growing collection from every hobby :’) he doesn’t even realize that it’s a collection until he comes home one night from your place, having stopped by after patrolling as spider-man. you’d gifted him a crocheted spider-man coaster, and he’s placing it on the corner of his desk where the rest of your little gifts have been laid when the realization envelopes him.

“huh,” he says softly to himself, a smile making its way onto his face.

his eyes wander lovingly over the little remnants of your hobbies. he remembers how eager you always are to share your hobbies with him, and he thinks, maybe, if he had the time, he’d like to pick up a hobby with you.

before crawling into bed, his final act of the day is to send you a picture of his collection.

that’s embarrassing, you reply.

he plugs his phone in to charge, a warmth curling and uncurling in his chest as he gives his collection one last glance before turning off his lamp and closing his eyes.

he’s not embarrassed at all.

ask game!

[arminsumi]

just know that i would save u from a house spider and kiss ur forehead

[synth-spinner]

All the younger spideys keep finding ways to annoy superior cuz they know he isn't going to do anything except verbally react in a way that's so old man core that it is funny to them. They frequently prank that loser and he genuinely thinks hes just struggling to keep up with Kids These Days </3 but also if they request him to do something he will try even if hes suspicious of it (because he has a soft spot for kids and if he doesn't they'll go running to Peter slandering him) and everytime it ends with him being hit with a Delicious Pie to the face

[peterbwatsonparker]

things that annoy me about fanon portrayal of peter parker #1265

inability to properly portray his superpowers and also skills. guys. guys. why is he getting knocked around by like. 5 run of the mill crooks. guys. why did he break his arm falling a grand total of two stories. guys. how is he actually getting beat up getting hit by sir normal ass man. guys. why is he seriously out of commission for over a week.

just say the only powers you remember are wall crawling and spider sense and go

[gorillaxyz]

otto and i can bond over our shitty eyesight... i need to be silly at him hes so serious. he needs me

[bbgpunisher]

Why is Bro swinging 😭😭😭

Amazing Spider-man 1977 #175

[charliespringverse]

lightly bullying my 3 yr old goddaughter on the phone because she's apparently forgotten how to say hello to me if she can't see my face

[littlecutiexox]

Had a really cute valentines day and I’m all soft and gooey inside 🥺

[sadiecoocoo]

Anyone else think that season 2 of usm was the best season? Like I love all the others seasons too (it’s a love hate relationship with s4) but s2 just has all my favorite episodes. It’s got the first appearance of the sinister six in the show, it’s got carnage, the house arrest episode, the man-wolf episode, the DEADPOOL EPISODE, the venom bomb episode, the guardians of the galaxy episode, the game over episode, and VAMPIRE ARC, and that season finale was by far one of the best

[carpakoi]

neurodivergent ppl when spider man superman or batman