#and b) for all of the mcus many faults they did pretty good at showcasing his powers
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things that annoy me about fanon portrayal of peter parker #1265
inability to properly portray his superpowers and also skills. guys. guys. why is he getting knocked around by like. 5 run of the mill crooks. guys. why did he break his arm falling a grand total of two stories. guys. how is he actually getting beat up getting hit by sir normal ass man. guys. why is he seriously out of commission for over a week.
just say the only powers you remember are wall crawling and spider sense and go
#peter parker#spider-man#i mean they also remember web swinging but usually thats not written as a power so it doesnt count#like be fr#ppl can right batfam fic where they can clearly hand regular mooks their asses and yet#spidey can never get the same treatment#and i mean. i get even canonically different writers right stuff differently but still#no respect#and yes i know sometimes he does get hurt by regular punches but thats the inferior interpretation#man gets thrown through walls on the regular and you expect me to believe the force of a normal punch would do damage?#wish i could blame this on mcuification but#a) this was prevalent even before#and b) for all of the mcus many faults they did pretty good at showcasing his powers#and yet#we still get absolutely rancid takes#ik this is my own fault for venturing into mcu fics but like. every time i see a fic summary#of oh peter got kidnapped for knowing tony stark. with the people kidnapping him not knowing about Spider-Man#and it being taken seriously#i shrivel up on the inside#or all the oh peter gets bullied/abused fics like.#even excluding that he Would Not stand for that#you expect me to believe hes that fragile??#the mans been hit by a literal train in multiple continuities and gotten up again
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I always remind myself that 16 year old Peter flung Flash Thompson across the ring during their boxing match even tho Pete used the weakest punch he could so he just flung his wrist to simulate a punch. The first anual had him stated to be strenght-wise only under Hulk, Thor and Thing. We've seen him outrun cars. If we were honest to his actual powers, Spidey would be like a blur knocking crooks out while shit-talking them.
Also depending on how you interpret his spidey sense (i go off the "spiders have hair that can pick up vibrations" and that he feels tingling/vibrations on where an attack is aiming at and the feeling gets stronger with the attack coming closer) he can move on auto-pilot thanks to it getting him out of harms way
things that annoy me about fanon portrayal of peter parker #1265
inability to properly portray his superpowers and also skills. guys. guys. why is he getting knocked around by like. 5 run of the mill crooks. guys. why did he break his arm falling a grand total of two stories. guys. how is he actually getting beat up getting hit by sir normal ass man. guys. why is he seriously out of commission for over a week.
just say the only powers you remember are wall crawling and spider sense and go
#peter parker#spider-man#i mean they also remember web swinging but usually thats not written as a power so it doesnt count#like be fr#ppl can right batfam fic where they can clearly hand regular mooks their asses and yet#spidey can never get the same treatment#and i mean. i get even canonically different writers right stuff differently but still#no respect#and yes i know sometimes he does get hurt by regular punches but thats the inferior interpretation#man gets thrown through walls on the regular and you expect me to believe the force of a normal punch would do damage?#wish i could blame this on mcuification but#a) this was prevalent even before#and b) for all of the mcus many faults they did pretty good at showcasing his powers#and yet#we still get absolutely rancid takes#ik this is my own fault for venturing into mcu fics but like. every time i see a fic summary#of oh peter got kidnapped for knowing tony stark. with the people kidnapping him not knowing about Spider-Man#and it being taken seriously#i shrivel up on the inside#or all the oh peter gets bullied/abused fics like.#even excluding that he Would Not stand for that#you expect me to believe hes that fragile??#the mans been hit by a literal train in multiple continuities and gotten up again#reblog#< prev tags#spider-man is op as hell
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