#he got a new boyfriend

[musicalislife]

New guy added to his collection

Photo from Käärijä’s instagram story 2023.08.15.

[sugashook]

xmen: we have a mansion you'll get paid regularly you can have an easy job in the offtime we can help you with figuring out your past

logan: ewww lmaooo ur weird haha nooo haha

wade: logan !

logan: *moves into 1 bedroom crack house with a 40 yearold and his mom*

[potato-lord-but-not]

okay i GOTTA ask- is noel polish???? my guy knows what babka is and I'm not sure if that's just from general exposure to some good polish delis in new york or if he was raised on that stuff (and if he was...... i would absolutely LOVE to know his thoughts on pierogi and sauerkraut)

Love how Noel is turning into the food guy, he knows how to cook and he has god tier taste in food

[drrav3nb]

MARCUS & LUCA | THE BEAR SEASON TWO

[canisalbus]

I'd like to say that I love your art but never really saw the older stuff where Machete is just getting the shit kicked out of him by a homophobic universe so I only know your cute gay dogs as operatically dramatic dudes getting into Situations that only homosexuality can save them from.

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[hawkinsbnbg]

Stepbrother Eddie who just wanted to protect his innocent little brother and thought that no one would ever deserve his baby.

He’d chase off Steve’s new boyfriends and return home with bloody knuckles—a result of his wrath—because how dare they lay their dirty hands on Steve?

Every day, when Steve came back from school, he’d check Steve’s pretty cunt to make sure the omega hadn't let some random alphas take his virginity.

If it required him to use his tongue and fingers for a thorough inspection, then no one would be the wiser. And if he knotted Steve’s cute ass once or twice every time before he fell asleep with a purring omega in his arms, then it was a little secret between him and his baby.

In the end, Eddie was the one who took Steve’s virginity because no one could protect his omega better than him.

[blissful-thinker]

This is how that scene in season 3 went right?

[bunnithechubs]

breaking news: she would date men her age but they're all dead!

[junkanimate]

I let the brain worms crawl around, so here's an art dump

[dykedvonte]

Benny x Courier but the Courier is increasingly in denial for their feelings for Benny cause they see him as this loser pretty city boy Vegas type and they slowly (or rather quickly) realize that there were in fact reasons why Benny was able to manipulate so many people, infiltrate the Fort and avoid serious injury for all of it.

Like surprise the corniest loser you know is actually pretty badass and you kinda find that infuriatingly attractive.

[buwheal]

that fucking bird that i hate

slightly dreading coloring this but Sarchias got a redesign so you know the drill....(new reference with slight changes to fit the new one)

[mxr1e]

I will cry if people start criticizing Will’s every little interaction with Nico like they did with the first chapters.

[wtimetravelgentlemen]

unfinished Ren from last year

[itsrainingbubbles]

Luffy and law have the same class for one period and Luffy spends the entire year using cheesy pick up lines on law

At first it irritates law but as Luffy forces his way into laws heart and they become friends, law finds is endearing, almost cute

When Luffy does his expected pick up lines of the day law chuckles and tells Luffy to pay attention which is when Luffy will pout but do as law says (or try his best to anyways)

And for the entire year that was the routine

Law sat down for class, Luffy would come in seconds before the bell and take his seat next to law. As they got settled into class Luffy would lean over and start with "hey torao" to get laws attention before he says his cheesy pick up line

Law never realized how much he expected it until it stopped

With a little less than a month left of school Luffy stops with his pick up lines and law is surprised to find out how much it upsets him

Luffy sprints into class last minute and settles down and law waits, but Luffy never calls his nickname. He waits some more and before he realizes it the bell has rung and class is over and Luffy didn't hit on him

Law stares as luffy gets up and walks out the door, not once looking back at law for a last minute pick up line

It bothers law for the rest of the day

The next day is the same, law waits for something that never comes and it leaves him with a bitter taste in his mouth

It throws his whole schedule off, that one little interaction, or better put lack of interaction, completely ruins his day

A week goes by and law can't take it anymore, its been a week of his life being thrown off balance just because Luffy hasn't been flirting with him

That day when Luffy runs into class law doesn't waste a second to call Luffys name, when he has his attention he asks "is there something you wanna say to me?" And Luffy shakes his head, "no, not that I can think of" and law groans and rests his head on his desk

Luffy almost didn't hear him when he says "really? Nothing at all?" But Luffy apologizes and says again that he doesn't have anything to say

The next day law asks again and luffys response is the same

On the third day just as the bell is about to ring law says "hey luffy-ya, do you have a driver's license? If you do you should have it revoked because you're driving me crazy" and before Luffy can say anything the bell rings and law runs out of class

Luffy follows quickly after him with the brightest smile ever

[mynameisjag]

The air was nice, a little crisp with the fall weather about to hit.

Usually Wade wouldn’t find himself enjoying the outdoors in a leisurely manner…and he wasn't, he fucking hated it at the moment.

“This sucks!”

Beside him, walking the path at slow pace was Laura, who just raised an eyebrow at him, copycat version of her dad's smirk on her face.

“You've walked longer through rougher terrain,” her eyes flicked to the two bodies ahead of them, her smirk growing into a wide grin, “wonder what you're really upset about.”

“Oh, you know, my secret hatred of birds is showing through-of course its not the walk and don’t you start.”

He wasn’t used to being out and about without his suit, and the giant sun hat he was sporting didn’t really help keep the sun off his more sensitive skin.

But he was doing this for Vanessa.

Vanessa’s boyfriend was…descent…and she wanted them all to get along, they all were close in one way or another and of course she would want the ones she cared about the most to be comfortable with one another.

So…bonding hike…

Which Logan, the feral fuck, actually seemed to be enjoying but that probably was less the family time and more that he was away from large groups of people.

There was a bet if the man was just going to go and take off at the first sight of a deer, which might work out in Wade’s favor if it scared ‘boyfriend’ off.

Listen, he is willing to give the guy a chance, he is a nice guy…but did he really have to click with Logan so fast?

“Pops doesn’t really care that much for him, you know that right? The guy is important to Vanessa, Vanessa is important to you and you are important to him.”

“Fucking, yeah, I know little Miss Voice of Reason, but look at them, walking and talking like friends.”

“The dude is talking, Pops is probably thinking about disappearing into the woods for a week before you hunt him down and bring him home.”

“Like it would take a week for me to find him, we’re connected Baby-wolvs,” he made a heart sign with both of his hands, “the power of saving the universe and Madonna will forever bond us.”

She just rolled her eyes, “Since your so connected, then why are you so jealous?”

“Jealous!? Me!?,” his hands fell dramatically to his sides as he threw his head back in distress, “Okay, I admit it, I’m jealous of the way those jeans make his ass-“

“-Do NOT finish that.”

“I’m still going to think it…hmm…thinking about it hard now.”, he preceded to make grabby hands at the other man’s backside, “going to make the mouse send me a cease and desist with the way my thoughts be going.”

“I hate you.”

Wade just grinned wide at her snarly face, sooo cute, just like her daddy! Speaking of the man, the two ahead of them had stopped and were waiting.

They weren’t too far behind, so it only took a few moments to catch up, Deadpool throwing his arms around the older man and going to swoon knowing he was going to be caught, “Oh, the sun, it makes me suffer, if only there was a strong burly man to slather me with lotion later!”

Laura sauntered up, pushing Wade off her father to cuddle his side, “Thanks for waiting.”

‘Boyfriend’ was helping the mercenary up, smiling and going on about nearly being close to the end of the trail.

Logan huffed and gave a quick side hug to his little girl, “Probably need to get there quick, I can smell rainfall heading our way.”

And then ‘Boyfriend’ was talking about how the weather was reported to be nothing but sunshine and Wade was rolling his eyes and adjusting his hat. He did not pack for rain and if Logan said rain was coming it was coming.

“There’s this lovely little picnic area ahead, we should bring a lunch with us next time! Say, do you any of you like sports, got a few work buddies that we watch the games with. We’d love to have the whole crew over. I can make a mean green bean casserole!”

Their phones went off, flash storms heading their way.

“Oh, thank the Marvel Jesus that is me, welp, looks like it’s time to head back!”, he was going to ignore the way the Wolverine duo were smirking at him as he enthusiastically turned around and started head back to the truck.

“Sorry, are trip is a bit of a bust, perhaps next time weather will be more predictable and Vanny can join us!”

“Sounds nice.”

“Sure.”

“I think jumping into a concrete mixer sounds better.”

And ‘the boyfriend’ was throwing an arm around Wade’s shoulders, “You really are such a funny guy, it’s so good to be able to bond like this!”

[drenched-in-sunlight]

What are your headcanons surrounding Marika and Messmers relationship? I can definitely tell from your art that Messmer seems to be Marikas favorite, or at least Messmer is very protective of his mother lol

I talk about it here ! and it all builds up from this post specifically~

I also start tagging all of my dots connecting rant as "ER brainrot" so it should be easier for everyone to look up now!

but yeah atm, my reading is that he's the momma's boy of Elden Ring lol (i never really vibe with the idea that it was Godwyn in that role to begin with, feels like there's too little known about him).

Marika... i still can't tell how she feels about Messmer, im leaning to him being her favourite because he's the first born one (oh the eldest child curse will make him even worse /affectionately), but even if she's indifferent towards him i can work with that too. like nothing can ever beat the sheer fact that he has a gigantic statue of her cradling a baby (aka the most motherly and kind depiction of hers in the entire game) in his boss room 😭😭

it's amazing how with just one DLC they manage to make Marika even more of a The Character of All Time, im soo excited !!