#he fucking hates joker for what he does to the clown name

[regonold]

Danny sadly can't do anything to the joker for legal reasons as now he's the ghost king he can't "interfere with the affairs of mortals"

Truly sad so danny makes a diplomatic visit to the ancient of laughter and accidentally leaves a portal open whilst heading back to his home dimension and accidentally opens it in gotham whilst the fake clown was pulling some scheme

Letting the true clowns and ancient of laughter come through to lay the smack down on joker was a total accident

And he definitely didn't notice when joker was pulled through to tge realms by sait ancient of laughter

Truly he didn't mean for this to happen oh well

Or

Due to not being allowed to kill the joker danny due to laws of the realms and he's supposed to be impartial to the mortal realms

Danny visits the ancient of laughter aka the clown king and just so happens to accidentally leave the portal open for clown warriors to deal out cosmic justice on the false clown prince of crime

[agentstarkid]

REDAMANCY ✦ DR3

“The essence of "redamancy", when loving someone, resides in finding oneself wholeheartedly committed to another person. It involves investing time, effort, and emotions to build a relationship based on trust, empathy, and understanding. Redamancy emphasizes the idea of love in its purest form, where both individuals feel valued, supported, and cherished by one another. In this context, loving someone through redamancy means having an unwavering appreciation and admiration for their unique qualities and accepting them as they are, flaws and all. It entails fostering a deep emotional bond that brings joy, warmth, and fulfillment to both individuals involved. Love, translated through redamancy, is an enriching experience that nourishes and uplifts the lives of those involved, creating a sense of security, happiness, and contentment.”

✦ pairing: daniel ricciardo x famous!latina!reader

✦ type: social media au

✦ fc: becky g

✦ warnings: female!reader, covid-19 & quarantine mentions, age gap, language, slight mention of mature themes.

✦ pit wall live: holi babes! WE'RE OFFICIALLY DONE WITH 2020! 🥳 Tomorrow is my birthday and I'm feeling festive so this is a gift from me to you guys! Thank you for all the love and support 💖 if you haven't already left me one, please consider leaving me a comment to let me know if this whole thing at least makes a bit of sense (I crave validation, guys lmao) and my inbox is always open! I'm super excited for you to get to know Girlie a little bit better! I hope you guys enjoy this chapter because I sure did enjoy making those edits, don't they look so fucking cuteeeeee??? 😩💕

p.s.: keep an eye out for a name that could be important in the future 👀

─── The Joker & The Queen (Masterlist)

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f1gossipofficial NEW WAG ALERT 🚨 After months of speculations, we can finally see them together! Daniel and Y/N arrived at the paddock for the Tuscan GP today and it's fair to say, she knows how to make an entrance 🔥 It's the first time Ricciardo introduces a WAG to the paddock 🥰

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user she's wearing heels and he's still a head taller than her 🥺 THEIR HEIGHT DIFFERENCE IS TOO FUCKING CUTE 😭❤️

user she's just a smol 🤏🏻 cinnamon roll ❤️

user2 🐍🐍🐍🐍

user3 what the fuck is she wearing? 😂 she needs to hire a stylist because she looks like a fucking clown. This reflects badly on Daniel 🤮

user she's serving Y2K style 🔥🔥🔥 also why tf would it reflect badly on him the way she dresses??? 🙄 I think she looks gorgeous!

user4 They have been together since January, but the picture of them walking next to each other is like they don't even know each other 😂

user5 can't believe Daniel hasn't dump her unfaithful ass yet 🙄 she must be really good at the things that she does on the mattress 🤮

user the only thing she's probably worth for, he might as well take advantage of it Imao

user6 The amount of hate this girl receives when all she does is just appear, no one knows her personally but ends up throwing opinions based on her looks and a couple of tabloids. Lol. Fangirls are crazy! 😂

user7 noone does it like her 😘

user8 lol he deserves so much better 🤢🐍

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yourinstagram When your birthday gift includes a podium finish you know it's gonna be an unforgettable experience! 🤩 Every year I grow I'm reminded of how precious this life is, thank you all for helping me fill it up with so much love. Your kind words and constant support means everything to me. Thank you so so so much 💕

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salmahayek Happy birthday hermosa ❤️

danielricciardo Who needs a four-leaf clover when I've got you by my side? Just call me Danny Ricc, the luckiest bloke around! 😎

taylorswift Everything will be alright if we just keep dancing like we're 22! 🥳 Happy happy birthday my angel! There was happiness because of you 🥰

user stop acting all innocent we all know you are a fucking slut

userA yourinstagram we can tell by all the guys you let into your bed 👀

florencepugh Happy birthday to a special soul ❤️

fioamato Happiest 22nd year babe! Wish we could be together to celebrate. Te amo un mundo ❤️

sofiareyes Feliz vida reinotaaaa! 🥳🥰

user2 sos una gran ridícula 🐍

user3 stop shoving it in our faces every 5 minutes jesus christ, we already know the only way you can stay relevant is fucking your way through talented people

reesewhiterspoon Happy birthday to my favorite resident loud persona!

jvn Happiest birthday babe! Becoming friends with you has shown me a strength & kindness that is v rare. You're brave, smart AF, and the talent is next level & quite literally iconic. Grateful to know you & call you a frand!! Love you to pieces Queen! xx

llane Feliz cumpleaños hermanita 🎂 te deseo muchas bendiciones! ❤️

lilymhe as a wise woman once said: It seems like one of those nights, we ditched the whole scene and end up dreaming, instead of sleeping 💘✨

user4 Oh I didn't know it was international snakes day 🐍😂

lewishamilton happy birthday sis 💜 hope you had lots of fun x

instagram birthdays and F1 races make a winning combo

user5 I hope you are aware you're just a bed-warmer until he finds something better 😂

user6 Those who are throwing her hate, is everything okay at home? You must all be excellent people and role models 😂

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danielricciardo Merry christmas to all, ya filthy animals! From me and my snuggle buddy 🎄 We've been good... mostly! 😝

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yourinstagram Merry Christmas from our reindeer crew! ❤️🎄

danielricciardo Santa's got it easy this year, because I've already found the perfect gift 😘

natalie_pinkham Cuties ❤️ Merry christmas guys! Sending you all the love ❤️🎄

user THEY LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD UGHH 😍

user1 she's gonna be his downfall 🤢

f1 Merry Christmas to our favorite honey badger 🦨🍯❤️

user2 please Daniel check your eyesight 😭 I mean what did you even see in Y/N

kristenanniebell Merry christmas, guys! Sending lots of love from ours to yours ❤️

user3 La pareja más bonita 😍😍 Merry christmas to us with that first photo

scottyjames31 this got me cheesing hard... I'm a bit worried for Santa if those are his reindeers though 😳

user4 Daniel!! RUN!! Don't get too close to her... she's fucking poison!! Everything she touches rots away 🐍🐍🐍

user5 MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS!! Santa should be delivering my adoption papers to you any moment now ❤️🙈

fabioquartararo20 Merry christmas brother! 🥂❤️

user6 who else lives through celebrities holiday posts? Buon Natale, Daniel and Y/N 💚

user7 dude, based on the recent news lately popping up on my feed (that I did not even care to know about), I hope you get yourself to an std clinic to get tested. I see you are in your russian roulet phase- no judgement. sincerely, I wish you the best

user8 this comment section reeks of jealousy it does not pass the vibe check at. all. 😤😤😤 it's fucking christmas guys, what the fuck is wrong with y'all leave them the fuck alone!

user9 they are so many wonderful and interesting people in the world, but you chose Y/N... disappointing. You could sincerely do so much better

user10 Love it or hate it, they are living their best life. Haters can keep commenting, but they're just a bunch of jealous basic bitches lmao ANYWAYS, MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS! Keep being fucking iconic! ❤️

user11 To all the haters out there, keep commenting. Love knows no bounds and Daniel deserves exactly who he's chosen 😘

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itsvittoriasousa Queen of positivity 💁🏻‍♀️💗😘

user lmao omg love this video 🤭 such good vibes

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zendaya the vibes are immaculate 💅🏻

lali Y QUE SE CALLE EL DECORADO 😝 Te adoro nena ❤️

user1 No me canso de verlo 😂

iamdannaschwarz A lot of palo santo to cleanse, purify and remove all negativity 🪔🧿😌🤍

user2 Por qué tan hermosaaaaaa 😍😍😍

user3 It's the palo santo and the big echeveria for me lol

user4 Love your attitude

karolg Positively divinaaa! Toda una BICHOTA 💁🏻‍♀️💗

user5 Keep it up, Queen!! Let your light blind all those negative nellies 😌 You're shinning brighter than the sun ☀✨

user6 you can't tell me her and Dan are not meant to be 😂 I bet they are so much fun to be around 🤭

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[haveihitanerve]

The Joker Isn't Dead- But Where The Hell Is He????

Jason ground his teeth in frustration. He had been searching Gotham for two weeks now, two! And he still hadn't heard a single word about the stupid clown. Joker. Of course now he disappeared off the face of the earth. Just Jason's luck. He gritted his teeth, hunkering down further against the chimney he was leaning against. “Come on you idiots.” he muttered. He was camped out in front of a common Goonian lair, and was waiting for the two goons that he remembered had once been on the clowns payroll. It wasn't their fault, necessarily, the goons were dished out their jobs and didn't have too much say, but he wasn't going to go easy on them either. They were goons after all. (but, he had made sure these were not the goons that had helped restrain and kill him, because he wanted information and not for the pit to take over and kill them before he got that) Finally, the door creaked open and the two henchmen walked out, chatting and laughing. “Not for long.” Jason thought grimly, following them a distance behind on the rooftops. There was a rule, an agreement between the people of Gotham, the Goons, and the Vigilantes, that no goons were to be harmed off duty- unless of course outside of goon aimed attacks and just regular Gotham activity attacks, and they were not allowed to be attacked within a few miles radius of their headquarters. Jason hated the rule, but he did obey by it. But he didn't wait long. Two steps off of the threshold and he swung from above, knocking the two goons into an alley. “Joker. Start talking.” he growled, pointing the gun at them. “Woah!” One goon startled in surprise, both lifting their hands on impulse. “Easy there Red Hood. Theres rules.” “fuck the rules.” Jason snarled back, lifting the pistol higher. “I aint hurting you yet am i? Start talking.” “bout what exactly?” The second goon asked, and Jason begrudgingly had to admit that he knew this goon. “Hey Bill.” Bill dipped his head. “Whats up Red.” Jason tapped his foot impatiently. “I need info on Joker.” The two goons exchanged looks, but kept their hands raised. “Shi man, Joker? Haven't heard that name in a while.” He laughed, ribbing Bill. Bill chuckled. Jason waved the gun threateningly and they obediently put their hands back up. “We haven't been on Joker’s payroll in a while Hood. No goons have. He ain't hiring.” “what?” Jason asked, caught off guard. “But hes not dead!” he exclaimed, waving the gun in confusion. Neither goon flinched, which just showed how long they had lived in Gotham. “Naw but he probably wishes he were.” Bill joked, nudging his partner. The two howled with laughter. “The fuck does that mean?” Jason demanded. Bill looked at him oddly. “Dintcha hear Hood? Batman beat the Joker half to death after he lost his Robin. Joker’s been a permanent residence at Arkam Hospital since.”

[worstmombracket]

Okay. Persona 2 fandom isn't that big, so let ME tell EVERYONE how utterly, deliberately awful Nyarlathotep is. Yes, he is awful beyond his fathership, but as a father he basically went "fuck this one kid in particular". Let's go through it, shall we?

MAJOR PERSONA 2: INNOCENT SIN SPOILERS AHEAD

ftr this is take three because I apparently can't really explain all of Nyarlathotep's dad crimes in under seven paragraphs. So without further ado: The Dad Crimes of Nyarlathotep, bulletpoint edition

Set up Jun's birth dad to kill himself for a conspiracy theory (important later)

Then usurped the role of Jun's Dad (started doing this before the guy even died actually)

Debatably set up the tragedy that broke up Jun's friend group

Ten years of gaslighting, brainwashing, and isolating Jun

Tampering with Jun's memory until he hated his former friends and sought revenge for the murder of Maya, who isn't even dead

Setting up the reality-warping rumors that Jun used to become a clown with a savior complex named Joker

Slowly draining Jun's humanity away more and more as the rumors about Joker change everything he wants and is trying to do

Providing Joker the conspiracy theory that brings back Hitler (+1 mecha army, jetpack, and sunglasses) but supposedly raises humanity to a higher state of existence free from suffering (but will also destroy the world)

Transforming Jun into a fucked up clown-angel-thing once he wants to stop

Forcing Jun to keep fighting, prisoner in his own body, even as he's begging to stop

Stripping Jun of all his power and leaving him to die once he's no longer useful

Turns out he was cosplaying Hitler this whole time, not really a Dad Crime but worthy of note

Bringing Jun's biological parents back from the dead, crucifying and immolating them in front of Jun, just to be cruel

Limbs Made Of Dads

Telling Jun and company none of what they did mattered but the spear in Maya's chest sure does

Because that was the last step in the prophecy to end the world that he got Jun-as-Joker to do the rest of

Now Earth is destroyed, nobody was spared from suffering, and Jun's good intentions led everyone straight to hell

Nyarlathotep just fucks off at the end instead of getting any comeuppance whatsoever, you have to play a whole 'nother game to do that

Sinking a canon gay ship (Jun and Tatsuya are boyfriends but can never be together because they have to erase their bond for a timeline that didn't go to shit)

yes persona 2 is a fever dream and you all need to vote Nyarlathotep right now

Bad dad propaganda!!!

[noritaro]

Do you have any fun joker head cannons? (Especially for ships)

yes I do!!! imma just say it right now-- I only have one kinda romantic Joker ship and its batjokes everything else is platonic lol

here are some from the top of my head

General Joker HCs

everyone knows that acid bath fucked his brain up to all hell, I like thinking he got mild dyslexia from that incident as well as impaired taste buds

has surprisingly good work benefits, mostly because he knows no one would work for him otherwise

can skateboard and roller skate

good at dancing

can't remember his birthday so he made his debut date, April 25th, his birthdate

sews his own clothes, if no one is gonna make his purple suits he will

owns every single Batman merchandise ever made

one time a friend and I joked that he makes Batman merchandise reviews on youtube... it stuck with me lol

all of our live action batman movies exist in universe as "autobiography" films, when Suicide Squad 2016 got released he was malding for months due to that portrayal

BatJokes HCs 

doesn't know what his sexuality is but finds himself to be immensely attracted to Batsy AND Bruce Wayne

when Batsy finds out he has a teddy bear named Brucie, he was like "wtf? does he know my identity??" no he just has a crush on both of his identities lmao

flash forward to when Batsy creates Matches Malone- a third crush

likes tricking Batsy into dates they don't always work though </3

frequently attacks during Valentine's day season gotta woo the hate of your life somehow

keeps all the batarangs Batsy throws at him, they're like lil presents uwu albeit violent ones-

his crush on Batman is unrequited however- if Batsy ever reciprocated his feelings, the entire Batfam would go bat clown repellent on his ass

Platonic Rogues HCs

Harley taught him how to roller skate

in my universe he persuaded Harley to become a criminal by being a wingman for her and Ivy

his relationship with Harley is akin to Jessie and James from Pokemon

Selina and Joker both debut on the very same date, so I HC them meeting by slamming into each other by pure coincidence (calls Selina his twinsie cause of it)

however his first gotham rogues friend is Oswald! still has an umbrella made by Oswald from their very first team up, as well as that rather cute penguin and joker card emblem that was hung up on the wall in Batman 1940 #25

semi-frequently crashes at some of the other rogues houses especially Oswalds, Eddies and Harleys

goes out to band concerts with Eddie and Harvey, they also discuss their favourite bands (see Batman: Fortunate Son for explanation though that comic is really fucking dumb lmao)

[thekillingjoke-haha]

We’re Batshit Crazy

@spnquotebingo​ Word count:1,609

Summary: Love isn't all that perfect sometimes love is crazy especially when the Hero is in love with said crazy.

Gotham AU

Jason Todd(Jensen Ackles) x Villan!Reader

Enemies and Lovers (none of that "to" bs)

Gotham Recasting: Batman=John, Dick Grayson(second Robin not first) =Sam ,Tim Drake=Adam, Joker(ledger style)=Lucifer, Harley Quinn=Lilith,ect.

Warnings: Mention of death, blood, guns, and violence

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The mad laughter rung out into the night sky as the purple Lamborghini hit corners with violently sharp turns. "Oh puddin I just love family night!~" The pale platinum blonde giggled as the man with green dyed hair licked his smiling lips. A bubble of laughter came from the back seat he turned around to see his princess looking out the small back window. "Batsy batsy batsy" Her low/high pitched giggle caused a crazy chain reaction as the bat mobile hurried to catch up. "Always ruining our fun,huh,princess?" The clown king shifted his gray-ish blue order into the mirror grinning making the scars on his face raise into a sinister smile at the look of pure chaos in his daughter's e/c eyes. "Not tonight! Not on my birthday!!" She said as she smiled reaching under the seat to pull out a Tommy gun. Climbing to the front seat sitting on her mothers lap she leaned out the passenger window. "Go back to the Rat cave your not gonna put a downer on my weekend!" Y/n yelled shooting off round towards the tires,windshield,and headlights.

The mobile didn't seem to have a scratch as as a motorcycle pulled up beside it. Slipping back in the car the younger women pouted looking at get parents. "He called his little birdie no doubt the replacements in the car." Y/n huffed as she dug around for more fire power. "Puddin we have a visitor.~" The red mask gazed at us as he lifted a forearm pistol. Shots were fired and Joker took a hard right almost like tron the motorcycle quickly turned into a ally to avoid being hit. "Sorry Princess might have to cut tonight shot." He said licking his lips as a thump came from the roof making the youngest clown snarl her eye crazed as she shot above her as the purple car swerved wildly. "YOU'RE RUINING MY BIRTHDAY,BATS!!!" Y/n cackled madly a mixture of her parents laughed till the magazine ran out.

They got to one of their warehouses where Jokers men were armed to the teeth. The clown mask had black soulless eyes and immediately fired the moment the batmobile entered. Y/n skipped out of the purple Lamborghini she got on her tippy toes and kissed her dad on the cheek. "I got the hooded punk. Can you clip the bats wings for me...a little present?!" He laughed as he armed himself with a shotgun. "Anything for my princess." The f/c sf/c female clown skipped away knowing that the motorcycle riding vigilante was hot on her tail. That's how she found herself on the roof tops jumping the gaps as heavy footfalls followed. Her loud laugh echoed as she leaped to a smaller building hiding behind a vent the moment the brown leather jacket came into view she tackled the tall man. They were both panting as a grin pulled on the clowns lips.

Y/n POV

"Caught ya,Jay bird." I giggled pulling of the helmet his apple green eyes covered by a second mask stared at me he chuckled as his hand slipped above his head in mock surrender. "Yeah you caught me,beautiful." Leaning down I kiss him my hands pushed into his cheeks my thumb running over the scarred J. We've been dating for awhile now ever since dad kidnapped the second Robin at seventeen. I was fifteen at the time and dad had me at his side as he tortured him.I was always there to stitched him up and put burn cream after shock therapy I didn't know how we got attached maybe because he wanted to rebel a little by talking to me or someone around his age saw the same if not worse shit.

Six years ago(Y/n 15 Jason 17)

"Why are you helping me?" Looking up his head was strapped down along with his arms and legs. I shrugged my shoulders I knew who he was if I wiped off the make up and temp dyed my hair I was the honor student in the same class as him. Jason Todd anyone with eyes had a thing for him,but after removing his mask it wasn't hard to piece together who the bat fam is. "I know what my dad has planned for you Jay. This is just a band-aid on a gunshot wound and might I say that's very unhelpful." This was the first I spoke to him and it wasn't long before Dad beat him to death.

Two years later.

I sat in the back of the car as Frost drove. We just left the cemetery. "Why are we doing this,n/n." He asked looking in the rear view mirror at me. I'm seventeen now my thoughts screamed at me. Why was I trying to bring him back? "Because I crazy that why!" I giggled as we grew closer to the lazapit. He was dressed in a black suit with red tie his body sunk into the water as I waited. A loud gasp drew my attention as he shot up a white streak in his hair. "Heya sleeping beauty." Looking over in shock he lowly made his way looking like a baby deer. "I'm alive,but h-how?" His green eyes looked at me. "A Ghoul owed me a few favors I just asked to use his fountain of youth." Handing him a towel and some clothes. "Sorry about the outfit,but Arkham does have one size fits all." Jason chuckled as he started to dry off.I realized why I brought him back. I was crazy about him.

Two more years later(two years ago)

Jason wanted to stay dead he didn't go back to His dad and brother after he realized that neither of them tried and save him. It was sad to see,but it brought Jason closer to me and he started to trust me and I gave trust in return. Blood coated my hands while some was on my face. Looking at Jay some was speckled on his cheeks taking the pockets square out of the mobsters coat I wiped it off he looked down at me his arm slipped around my waist pulling me closer my breath hicked. "Will you be my girlfriend,my little jester?" A large smile grew on my face as my arms went around his neck pulling him down further. "Gladly,Jay bird." I kissed him not caring if my lipstick stained his lips and he didn't seem to care either as the kiss grew more intense. We shared our first kiss at nineteen surrounded by dead bodies as sirens and the unmistakable sound of the armed batmobile. At least he's as crazy about me as I am about him.

One year ago. (Jason POV for a sec)

I came to Bruce I hate to admit it but I needed advice about the one think he knew best. Women. It was just a couple of months ago he found out I was alive and shocker he managed to drive Dicky boy to Blüdhaven to get away from him to get his own image and not just Robin. Oh and surprise surprise when out of robins he had a spare like a tire and it's name was Tim. Nevermind that I stood across from Bruce in his home main office he had a frown on his face. "You're dating someone and its serious and I didn't know about it?" He asked trying to deduct everything. "I've been dating her ever since I came back. As strange as it might sound,but I want us to be something more." That's when the billionaire playboy stood up standing just a inch shorter then myself.

"Life is short Jason and you've experienced that first hand if you feel that both of you are perfect enough to be more then go for it." Perfect wasn't realistic nothing was ever perfect my life isn't perfect her life sure as hell isn't she's the clown princess I'm a bat son. Maybe that what makes us so good together the fact that it would have never really happened any other way life is just crazy like that.

Present

Staring into those vexing green eyes always brought me back. We're both twenty-one him being older only by a couple of months. "Happy birthday,gorgeous." His voice brought me back as my smile grew. We were standing up now he held a box wrapped in my two favorite colors. "Awe you shouldn't have." I grab it and opened it a gun was inside it was red and gold revolver it looked like my moms love/hate gun,but it said King/Queen. Looking at Jay I reached to hug him when suddenly he dropped to one knee pulling out a box with a beautiful f/c ring and ruby gem. "This feels over due. You took care of me when I was considered enemy number one. You brought me back from the grave when my own family didn't try. And this might sound stupid,but I had a crush on you in middle school you were one of the only people that didn't give me pity after Bruce adopted a street kid." He licked his lips as he gave of a small smile. "Together we are far from perfect, but we are good. You complete me...Y/n M/n Napier become my queen?" My eyes glossed over with tears my make up running down the pale foundation. "Oh my god of course!!!" I jumped into his arms hugging him tightly before letting him slip on the ring. "I love you." "I love you more crazy." I chuckle it sounded watery in my throat. "If I'm crazy then that makes two of us. You wanted to marry me." Yep we're both batshit crazy.

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A/n: Quote= We are far from perfect, but we are good. ~Supernatural

Is it just me or does Jensen look fucking hot as Red Hood?! I'm mean he's definitely a reason to move to Gotham

Well first crossover AU in my bingo card

[reddtea]

Comicbook women

I don't know why but women in most mediums don't really feel all that interesting as characters compared to male characters and I feel like this is more so the case in comics.

As the female in stories are just never really as compelling, such as love interests they can be kinda bland or pretty quickly summed up. It's possible that I just haven't really been up to date with following those kinds of characters or they've never really been my favorite. When I look at characters like Harley Quinn as they've been churned out, I feel like whatever depth she had, to begin with, has been stripped down to "hot mess badass clown lady" like if her story is about the joker's abuse it seems like it's a passing footnote of her backstory now, she was just always crazy and kickass. I think these characters come in 3 flavors: - villian that can fuck/flirt with the hero and it's not gay - love interest - There you have a female role model will you stop bugging us about it now? With flavor 1 villian that can fuck/flirt with the hero and it's not gay, I think that if your other characters seem better fleshed out and intriguing, with better chemistry or potential for banter or angst, that's how gay pairings just seem more interesting than whatever lady love interest they throw in there. Like I can see batmanxjoker or batmanxharvey being more intriguing plot relationships than Selina or Talia, just as they are, or even Harley or poison ivy. If we want to pair Bruce with a clown who's more interesting Joker or Harley? I think Joker-like they're both toxic and half the time writers are saying they're just made for each other. Poison Ivy? she's probably her least interesting when she's trying to seduce Bruce.

I feel like this archetype is just made for the "step on me dommy mommy" fetish or "let's stick the dick in crazy" and not much else. I don't know if it's because of stock melodrama that's just dulled the appeal of straight pairings or the completely borderline toxic behavior from it, that those stories just don't stick or feel genuine as a legit interesting romantic option. flavor 2 love interest, it generally seems like this character is usually an accessory. If the male hero is with a lady love, you know there's no way you can call them gay no sir no homo here so don't try to pair him with any of the guys because he's already with someone. This is the case that the female love interest is not really a character other than she's pretty and the main man likes her for some nondistinct reason (she's nice). What's her name or general disposition towards the male main character? I dunno doesn't matter, does he care about her? of course! why like who even is she? uhh... These characters if they serve a plot are usually fridged or baby mamas and then fridged because parents must be executed unless they can serve as an antagonist or be the bad abusive parent. I feel like Talia is done the greatest disservice here, where she just exists to give context to why Damian is a very skilled fighter and not just a normal kid and her character gets further assassinated so Bruce can be the better parent without lifting a finger. As if you can't be the bad parent if mom is a murderer training a little murderer that you use in your fight against crime, just because the little gremlin came pre-trained he'll be alright on his own you don't need to interact with it, the kid's a killer and that ain't on you. flavor 3, There you have a female role model will you stop bugging us about it now? this includes basically a gender-bent what would have been a dude character, but this is more of a character that just "I'm badass too and I don't need no man" character. I personally find them to be really bland like they just hate guys because they're strong and independent and not much else because all we're looking for is an empowering female character, not an interesting one. This character to me feels like the equivalent of slamming two action figures together until one of them breaks, but one of the action figures is traded out for a barbie. Like it's not bad because it's barbie and she's pretty, it's bad because it's still boring.

I'm not more excited for the outcome of the fight because the power level is now over 9000 and I'm not any more impressed because a woman is the one who wields the power of over 9000. These characters because they're so strong and more importantly independent don't feel like they have any bearings with everyone else around them, if they die no one in the universe would really mourn them other than maybe losing a strong team member (which would be unlikely for them to die because they're the only female representation and women would riot or the team comp becomes a full sausage fest with no, assumed completely necessary, sex appeal for the straight male audience to enjoy, maybe it's a loss for lesbians too but I don't know how real the thirst is for you guys) and if someone else dies around them it's a 50/50 chance that they let out a singular tear and then move on. This is applicable to boring too manly to care about anybody male characters, this just makes a boring character.

All in all, I'm not calling for more female characters, or more female writers (You can be female and still suck at writing). This isn't about a sexy lamp test or negative or lack of diverse representation. These characters are just boring. I'm fine with 1 to 3 characters like this male or female, it's just weird that for female characters I need to wrack my brain for characters that aren't just 1 or 2 of these flavors. I think the only extra secret flavor of the female character is the "need to take care of the baby" which is just the damsel trope, which is not even a bad trope so I don't really count it. The only character I can think of that isn't one of the aforementioned flavors is from more recent kid shows because you can't sell sex in those

[gothamslittlejester]

Obsessive Ledger!joker x reader

I’ve been spoiling you all recently with all this Ledger!Joker, so you’re welcome 😎 (but also so sorry because I did go on a hiatus without saying anything for half a year 😬). Let me know in the asks if you want something in particular, I love writing for J so much! I have a few already that I am working on as we speak, so stay tuned for those 💜

Below are headcannons for a more yandere and darker joker than I usually write 👻 nothing abusive here because J is still very much my comfort character, but it definitely includes over-possessive, protective and stalker themes, as well as encouraging reader to join in on his murderous chaos

Warnings: morally ambiguous reader, joining joker on his “fun” i.e. mentions of torturing others, blood, weapons, severed body parts as gifts, implied seggsy time

· Before adoration, fondness or love, the first feelings Joker had for you was pure obsession. Obsession with what you thought and felt, what you liked to do and why you liked to do them. Obsession with your safety and the need to protect you, which led to jealousy and possessiveness very often. It was primal, and longing, and left him thirsting after your presence like a greedy, hungry wolf. He wanted you- needed you- and he was going to get you

·In spite of a period of flirting, suggestive jokes and hinting touches, Joker made it clear pretty quickly what his feelings were for you. Because of his lifestyle death is like a waiting shadow, and wasting time on what he wants is just not his style  

· Quite soon into the beginning of your more romantic relationship, you move into his hideout for the sake of your safety, which calmed J down with some of his possessiveness and paranoid thoughts. He knew his home was the safest place in Gotham, excluding Bruce Wayne’s cave, and with you in it that meant you were safe too.

·When he’s gone, he’ll leave a huge shotgun behind for you to use in case of emergency, as well as Chechen’s Rottweilers. You’ll find some stray knives and pointy objects hidden in your coats too, “just in case”, but its more heartwarming to you than annoying

· He loves to lay on you at night, whether it be right on your chest to hear your heartbeat, or on your belly where he can feel your soft skin pressed against his scared cheeks. Not only is it pleasant and lets his touched-starved soul get some attention, but it also makes him hyper aware of every shift or move your body does while asleep. It also prevents you from sneaking out of the bed to run away, which is one of his more paranoid thoughts. Don’t try to move away or push him off, he will smack your hand back and snuggle in deeper, wrapping his arms around you like a snake

· He doesn’t care what insecurities you have regarding your appearance; he admires every single piece of you and will cuddle with whatever he wants, so push your anxieties aside because Joker hungers for all of you

· His gifts can sometimes be very macabre. Generally, he loves to spoil you with an array of things, such as new clothes or lingerie, plush toys of your favorite animals, snacks you said you’ve wanted to try, or even just random knick-knacks he stole from his victim’s homes. However, if he’s feeling adventurous or extra flirty that day, he will bring you certain body parts to symbolize his feelings for you.

· You’ve definitely found your fair share of human hearts in your fridge, because he adores how your heart races when your scared. You’ve found a pair of lungs stuffed in there too, because the little gasps you make when frightened or anticipating his touch are delicious to him. You went to get milk once and right behind the carton was a tongue, symbolizing how much he relishes your little talks and midnight conversations

· Once, he brought over a whole corpse, the body decomposing and gnarled, skin ripped to shreds and a face pummeled so brutally it had concaved. “Don’t need to worry about them any more doll,” he giggled, spitting on the body with a fervor that thrilled you. It took a few minutes of intense staring- why did they look familiar?-  but then it clicked in your mind; it was the very person you had fumed and vented to Joker about last night, right before he had spontaneously left

· “J,” you began, eyes nearly popping out of your head. “Did you kill him... for me?”

· “ ‘Course I did, sweetheart.” He rolled his eyes like it was the most obvious thing in the world. “You know I’d, uh, kill anyone for you. Nasty fucks like them especially-ah.”

· If you have to leave for longer periods of time, whether that be for school or work, Joker will always have a few of his men stalking you from a distance, making sure you’re safe and that no one dangerous is within a 1 mile radius of you. They also have explicit instructions to take photos and send them to J, because he likes looking at your oblivious little face.

· He’d do it himself if he has the time, which he sometimes does, but he too is quite busy with his own things (when anarchy calls, as they say), so hiring lookouts is the next best thing. If he could, he’d have you right by his side at all times… how pretty you’d look in a soft purple leash... but that’s just daydream fuel for now

· Speaking of photos, Joker knows his ways around a camera. He makes... lovely home videos that he sends to news channels in his free time (rip fake batman) and he continues to practice at his craft from time to time. He even won a deepweb award for best snuff film of the year, which boosted his ego to ungodly heights. He’s absolutely delighted about it and hints that you should watch it on one of your movie nights, but he does warn it’s not for the faint of heart

· Taking videos and photos are one of his favorite hobbies, and if you’re down to clown… he’d certainly bring it in the bedroom

· Speaking of his more thrilling hobbies, Joker will constantly suggest you join him on his escapades or help out behind the scenes, especially if he picks up on any sort of interest from you concerning his ‘job’. Joker is an observant man, and he reads you like a book. He knows you likely have some dark, sinister thoughts running around in your head - you must, if you’re with him- so he does everything he can to encourage you to let them out. Joker will never judge this side of you, no matter how grim. He’ll try and harness it, bring it to light. He hates the thought of you shying away from your true self, embarrassed of your darker nature, but what he hates even more is you thinking he’ll be disgusted with you or disappointed. How can you think that?

· “No no no, bunny, not me. You’re my muse, so give me some inspiration hmm? Tell daddy exactly what’s going on in that mind of yours...”

·  If you do show interest in the darker side of his job, he’d smile so big that his scars take up his whole face. He’d teach you everything; how to fire a gun, how to stab someone, how to hide a body and how to torture one. He’ll spread out all his weapons on the floor and let you choose which one calls to you, like a deranged ceremony, informing you on the pros and cons of each one. He’ll even invite you into the warehouses he designated just for torture, which are just as gruesome and sinful and they sound

· J let’s you watch as he hurts his victims, whom are purposefully rapists and killers to make you feel less guilty, and let’s you join in on the fun whenever you gain the courage. He even went as far as to buy a whole torture set off the black market, from scalpel to needles, just to give you options. Joker loves to see how creative you can get, and it’s one of the few times he lets you take complete control

· “The floor is yours, bunny. Impress me.”

· He is down for pretty much anything, and that mindset is not exclusive just to the bedroom

·Any couple activity you fear might be too far or creepy for other people… is right around J’s alley. Weird kinks or foreplay games you want to try? No problem. Making love in abandoned houses or cemeteries? Now that’s his type of romance. You want to carry a small vial of his blood around your neck? He is all game, but only if he gets one of you as well. Matching knives? He’s blushing. Satanic blood ritual from a sketchy website that’s supposed to bond your souls for eternity? Perfect, his weekend plans were centered around you anyways

· Now…If he feels that you’re not giving him enough attention or start to push him away, he will resort to crazier means to obtain your love back. He’ll set off random bugs, rats or even henchmen into your home to scare you, gleefully waiting to hear you cry out his name in fear. Like a small, dependent little kitten, mewling for their protector. He’d come in, guns ablaze, looking for whatever scared his darling angel, killing them on sight. You’d run into his arms, tears streaming down your face as you cling to Joker like your life depended on it- just how he liked it. He’d coo mockingly and pull you closer, rubbing your back as he unashamedly basked in your physical touch.

· In general however, your soft caresses, kisses and reassuring words are enough to keep him very pleased. He knows you adore him and are head over heels obsessed just like he is, and that truly does put a smile on his face.

[takenene]

okay FINE. i bite. i actually went to see the fcking movie, jeez. and i have thoughts.

a) why does batman theme sound so much like imperial march? like it doesn't, but it also doesn't NOT sound like it. like that low that dun dun-dun dun you know? yeah. tho the way it turned into church bells at the end 👌👌👌. i mean the whole vaguely unsettling soundtrack was very *chef's kiss* so. whatevs. it fits right in;

b) i though i was prepared for soft emo!bruce. I WAS NOT PREPARED;

c) what is up with making martha wayne mentally unstable? (*cough*flashpoint*cough*) hey, go fuck yourselves. also since when is she an arkham?? hello??

d) why hire colin farrell if you're gonna make him look like joe pesci in home alone?? i'm guessing because you can't have joe pesci but;

e) i like the riddler. like he was a really good foil for what batman could, but should never be, surprisingly so. well done, dc, it's an interesting take. tho i don't get it, also. why all this effort to expose falcone only to immediately gun him down before any real dirt could come out. you know, leaving all his dirty cops and city officials in the wild. no, let's flood the city instead and punish thousands of most vulnerable people that had fuck all to do with it. like something don't click here mr. lets-unmask-the-rot-or-whatever;

f) also. does this mean fucking gotham was built below water level? because W H Y

g) i hate no man's land. why is it always fucking no man's land;

h) did anyone actually say 'batman' out loud?? except that one time bruce was talking about himself in 3rd person i guess? because like. the envelopes had the name, obvsly, and selina said bat boy once i think, but otherwise everyone just called him 'you', and 'him' and 'freak' and 'vengeance'. is that weird?

i) i was losing my mind over how short the batcape was, but bruce pulling a flying squirrel with it was sure something. *slams hands on table* another!

j) it's, like, actually a good movie?? an enjoyable movie?? like for a batman movie i'm genuinely surprised how much it doesn't suck;

k) and on that note, if joker's really gonna be in the next one, i'm tentatively having hopes. like dc don't have good track record with recent live action jokers (looking at you, sad clown man) but the teaser was good, and the riddler was good, and the movie was good. so. maybe

there. now let me live.

[regonold]

Danny sadly can't do anything to the joker for legal reasons as now he's the ghost king he can't "interfere with the affairs of mortals"

Truly sad so danny makes a diplomatic visit to the ancient of laughter and accidentally leaves a portal open whilst heading back to his home dimension and accidentally opens it in gotham whilst the fake clown was pulling some scheme

Letting the true clowns and ancient of laughter come through to lay the smack down on joker was a total accident

And he definitely didn't notice when joker was pulled through to tge realms by sait ancient of laughter

Truly he didn't mean for this to happen oh well

Or

Due to not being allowed to kill the joker danny due to laws of the realms and he's supposed to be impartial to the mortal realms

Danny visits the ancient of laughter aka the clown king and just so happens to accidentally leave the portal open for clown warriors to deal out cosmic justice on the false clown prince of crime

[house-of-slayterr]

Time for The Dark Knight.

Before Thoughts:

So you guys already know how I felt about Batman Begins but I had no idea what to expect going into that one. However, the Dark Knight is my film teachers favorite movie to the point where he named his kid after Bruce Wayne, so I have high expectations.

Like I said in my last review, I did not Dislike Christian Bales portrayal, and I’m sure it only gets better. I headcannon him and most other Bruce’s as at the very least, neurodivergent. Though I must admit every time Bruce puts on his “Bruce Wayne” person I can help but think of Christian playing Patrick Batman. Imagine how funny it would be. I suppose that’s what a yandere Batman would look like 😂

So my thoughts… JOKER BABY!!! I’m excited to see what the hype is about. I think we also get Cat Woman… so im gonna watch this movie and I’ll be right back.

After Movie Rant:

This time, we’ll start with the good. If Lucius fucking Fox doesn’t put a ring on my finger right fucking now… I swear to Gotham. Like I’ve never been attracted to Morgan Freeman before but god Damn. This man gets more fine every movie. He’s just a good sidekick, and I like that he doesn’t feel the need to leave his comfort zone. Man is good at what he does and he knows it!

There isn’t anything more that needs to be said about Alfred. That man is a saint and I love him with my entire soul.

Rachel actually improved in this movie. Still hate her guts and wish she splattered on the cement when Joker through her out a window, but no matter. The change in actresses was a good choice on there end. I’m not sure why they did it and I don’t much care. I’m just glad she was less annoying in this I guess. I legit think my favourite part of the movie was Joker just throwing her out a window.

Now let’s talk opening scenes. I can’t even remember Batman Begins opening if I’m being honest. But this bank heist was cool af. I love a good armed robbery scene, and I happen to have a specific love for clowns. You combine the two and it’s a match made in fucking heaven. It’s established Joker’a personality so well, with little effort. It wasn’t suspenseful but I don’t think it had to be. I mean he’s the Clown Prince of Crime for fuck sakes, and to watch him commit something as simple as a robbery is so amusing. 

And omg seeing the fucking Pencil scene in context. I’ve been quoting that part of the movie for years because it’s one of the only clips I’ve ever seen of Health Ledger’s Joker. Like Joker’s like delivery is so spectacular. God would I love to sit in a room with him in Arkham and just talk for hours. I bet this man has so much to say, and I wouldn’t even care if half of it was bullshit. 

Now as someone who’s been abused and manipulated all my life, I can see very quickly how Harleen could fall for a man like this. Now I understand she is not in this movie, but I would love to see a Harley interact with this Joker. He’s just the right amount of unhinged and unpredictable and it’s a huge adrenaline rush. All of Heath’s improvised parts in this movie, where the best parts of the movie. This man really gave the Joker his all and I adore that about him. He truly was special and will be missed dearly.

Gary Motherfucking Oldman. Now I hate Jim Gordon, and Gary is not a good person. But god damn it is this man pretty. I can’t help but fall in love with every character this man plays. His Jim is just kinda there. He’s much more tame than the Jim in Gotham tv series that I’m used to. But he’s also less annoying. He seems to just be a man fighting for his city and I really enjoy the slow pace for his character.

I’d just like to shout out to all the special effects and makeup people in this movie. The work they did on Harvey Dent was fucking spectacular. And over all the movies look was just amazing. The colour scheme, the mood, every fucking outfit was just 300/10. The little guys are what made this movie worth it in my eyes.

Batman seems to get better at balancing his double life in this. His Bruce Wayne seemed more fleshed out, and his willingness to give himself up really fits his character well. He knows The Bat is a symbol, and knows that if he dies, someone else will try to fill the void. He doesn’t really see himself as a person first. As Bruce Wayne, he thinks of himself as disposable, which is sad, but very on brand.

My last Win, David Dastmalchian!!! I’ve become obsessed with this man since watching The Suicide Squad and now I love seeing him in anything. This man is so fine and for why? I could get lost in his eyes for days.

Now to things I didn’t like…

Again, why the fuck did my boy Crow only exist for a millisecond? Like give me a fucking scarecrow movie please. Stop teasing me, this isn’t fair and I did not consent to this edging. Free my man’s, let him mess around in Arkham a little longer. Give me backstory, give me literally anything!

Harvey Dent was a let down. I don’t know what it is but I felt no connection with this man which is kind of disappointing. I love the idea of Two face, but he seemed so rushed. Again, I understand it’s a movie, they only have so long, but I wish they stopped trying to cram 5 plots into 2.5 hours. It’s not working in their favour. I think I’m just sick of white men in power. Like Bruce gets away with it cause I’m a big old softie. But something about Harvey doesn’t sit right with me and I can’t pin point it.

Like the first coin scene felt so forced. I don’t know how he would have planed to go home to Rachel after killing a mentally I’ll man. Side note, him and Rachel make so much sense together. Like they are both the most boring Défense Attorneys to ever exist. They deserved each other. Now I’m not gonna say Dent isn’t fun, I’m just not a fan of this one in particular. At least not yet. After all he makes a much better villain then he ever did a ‘hero’. But his and Rachel’s love confessions never annoyed me a lot. Like Lady, you don’t know how long you have left to live, just say what you have to fucking say. I’m just glad she’s gone now. I’m not here for mushy gushy bullshit anyways.

Can we just talk about how lame his villain into is. Like the reveal was fun I guess, but like his injuries looked as expected. Like he just looked at Jim and was like “what is it you used to call me?” “Say it, say it!” Like ok edward Cullen, calm your fucking tits. I get your mad that your lady friend got blown sky hi, but no need for the theatrics 😂 I couldn’t take him seriously and I’m not sure if I was meant to. So I can’t really fault it, I just also can’t ignore that scene because it was too fucking funny.

And don’t even get me started on Harvey’s little stunt at the end. This Candy ass pussy baby needs to be put down. “Oh booo hooo, I lost Rachel.” Grow the fuck up you fucking dumb bitch. You both should have fucking died and then maybe the rest of us could be happy. Imagine killing a kid because a cop couldn’t stop and explosive. What did he want Gordon to do, absorb the blast with his none existant super powers? Imagine blaming everyone but yourself for your own emotional vulnerability making you uncomfortable. Go to fucking therapy dude.

They keep calling him “the best of us” but they didn’t fucking show it. There is nothing spectacular or remarkable about Harvey dent. He’s just every other bloke with a pretty face, and his hand in the law. Like tell me, where was this man ever even good? He was just mediocre and then he sucked and that’s his legacy. I’m annoyed by his character development so much.

Maroni was annoying, just like Falcone was in the last movie. These mob bosses are lame, and my heart lies with the Gotham TV series actors. They made them feel homie, and real, like Mafia bosses are supposed to be. The ones in these two movies were just cold, cowards with no personality. Give me a man who sees his people as family, not just goons, then we can talk. Until then, they don’t exist to me.

Despite my ranting, this movie had a lot more good going for it than it did bad. It was genuinely enjoyable and engaging. I would watch it again. I can’t wait to see the last one in this trilogy because I know we get Bane. And I adore Bane so very much. Let me know what you all think? I’m probably being way to harsh on Rachel but she’s so much fun to hate 😂

My final rating, 8.5/10. Should have had killed Rachel sooner, should have shown a bit more into Harvey’s character to make his transformation believable. And just quit with the background mob bullshit, just give me random street criminal numbers 202615 and call it a day.

[franky-enjoyer]

Rating the clowns in One Piece

Let me preface this with these are all characters that people have talked about in this post and I did not ever specify a clown.

The clowns will be rated in 3 categories on scales of 1-10. The categories are as follows:

Is this a clown?

How attractive are they?

Are they likeable?

I will then average those scores out per clown individual for a overall score. No these will not be in any particular order

Also don't start shit on this post like "how could you not wanna fuck that man???" I am 16 and asexual. It's gross. Don't.

This is gonna be long as fuck so here we go

Donquixote Doflamingo

Is this man a clown?: 1/10. This man is not a clown. The nickname Joker does not make it so. Who suggested him and why did you think I did so??

Is this man attractive?: 1/10. Absolutely NOT. This man looks like the physical embodiment of what I thought rich old ladies looked like when I was 5 and does not pull it off. His color palette while uniformly warm, doesn't make sense to me with the random orange and teal on his belt while those colors don't appear anywhere else, along with the yellow hair. For some reason I wish his hair was orange too idk.

Is he likable?: 1/10. Well written villain, shitty guy. What can I say, not getting what you wanted when you were 10 isn't a good excuse to manipulate mansplain malewife your way into dictatorship

Overall Score: 1/10. This is a Doflamingo hate page

Donquixote "Corazon" Rosinante

Is this man a clown?: 5/10. He consistently wears clown-esque makeup, but overall doesn't have any other clown-like features. He is however comical in his clumsiness which could be seen as "clown-ish", so I'll give him that

Is this man attractive?: 10/10. Yes. I don't need to explain, but I will anyways. I absolutely adore his character design and have been obsessed with it since I saw it. The red hearts and red hood match each other well and bring that color throughout the design and the dark purple is a good touch. He is what I though rich old ladies looked like when I was 5 in a good way, he pulls it off.

Is this man likeable?: 10/10. HE IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I WOULD HAVE TO MAKE A SEPARATE POST PURELY ABOUT HIM TO GET IT OUT.

Overall Score?: 8.3/10. Great man, decent half clown

Gecko Moria

Is this man a clown?: 1/10. No. This is a spirit halloween decoration, and he isn't in the clown aisle

Is this man attractive?: 3/10. This is a goth onion. Why do his pants have windows? That being said, I enjoy his color pallette and while I don't think it's an attractive design to me, I think it is a good design in general

Is this man likeable?: 5/10. I know nothing about this man so this is purely based off of skimming through his wiki. I really am not a fan of his general laziness as a fighting style but eh it works for him with his devil fruit. Not a fan of him siding with the Marines during Marineford either. But he was described as caring towards his crew and a good father, so I guess I can give him benefit of the doubt?

Overall Score: 3/10. Eh. Just don't know enough about him and he just. Isn't a clown

Caesar Clown

Is this man a clown?: 6/10. He has clown-like makeup as well as clown in the name, so I guess?

Is this man attractive: 8/10. Yea. I can definitely say that he is. Idk what it is about him but yes. He is. I love his design

Is this man likeable?: 1/10. No. He drugged children. I know nothing else about him but I know that's enough to not have me like him

Overall Score?: 5/10. This man has a higher score than I'd like him to have

Buggy the Clown

Is this man a clown?: 10/10. His crew is circus themed. His name is Buggy the Clown. He has the makeup, the nose, and yes. Just yes

Is this man attractive?: 9/10. Taking 1 point off for Bedsheet Buggy. Aside from that, absofuckinglutely. I genuinely would probably think he doesn't look right without the red ball nose. He has the scruff, he has the smile, and I know he has a busy color pallette but it works for him

Is this man likeable?: 5/10. Eh. He's pretty egotistical and values monetary gain above a lotttt of else, and also has used his crew as human shields. But he's pretty damn funny so I'll give him points for that

Overall Score?: 8/10. He's a solid clown what can I say

[stardancerluv]

Love at The Black Mask Club

Summary: Roman grows annoyed and craves you in the middle of a busy night.

Note/Warning: I used a shot from Moulin Rouge, used Eric Roberts as Falcone instead Maronie, and shots of Ewan from Guys and Dolla. Dom!Daddy!Kink, possessiveness, wiling gagging, fingering female receiving, semi-public sex, also this is like 4 months into their relationship.

Roman pulled on his sleeve, the cufflink twinkled as his annoyance grew. Penguin was beginning to ramble. Falcone looked at him before pulling on his cigar.

He took a sip from his scotch. He let his eyes wander around the club. There was a blur of people dancing in front of the stage. He didn’t spot you. Where the fuck had you gone, he mused.

“So Roman, can I rent the VIP lounge Sunday?”

“Huh?”

“He’s looking for his girl.” Whispered Falcone to Penguin who sat near him.

“What was that?” snapped Roman.

Falcone shook his head. “Nothing of importance.”

Penquin’s beak twitched, he squawked mirth shining in his small black eyes. He readjusted his monocle. “I asked can I rent the VIP lounge on Sunday?”

“You won’t be bringing in a buffet of raw fish will you?” Roman asked dryly.

Falcone coughed, sounding more like a choke. “Roman come on, he didn’t really do that, did he?”

Roman rose an eyebrow, “You ask him.”

Penguin shifted. “I knew me and my crew would get hungry.”

Falcone made a disgusted face.

Roman rolled his eyes. “Are we done?”

No sooner did he ask than when the screechy voice he hated more than Penguin’s fishy scent called his name and she was across his lap, with a lazy arm around this throat and a clammy hand on his cheek. “Romy! I’ve missed you!”

He narrowed his eyes at her, he was in no mood. “Get the fuck off me.” He breathed. His anger bubbling in him.

“What? You’re not happy to see me? No kiss?” She drew close, her sickly sweet perfume began to fill his nose.

He pushed her off and stood up. Harley stumbled, but easily found her footing. Quickly, she was smiling and clinging to Joker’s side who had just walked up.

Falcone reached for him. “Calm down Sionis, she is only playing.”

He turned and looked at him.

Falcone raised his hand. “All right, she went too far.”

Joker’s cackle filled the still air that fell over the club. “I see my girl is getting herself in trouble.” He threw his head back and chuckled.

Roman looked over the club. People had stopped dancing and were gaping at the two of you. A huge smile spread across his face. “It’s not a party without a little drama, am I right?” He glanced around, he clapped his hands. “Come on! Turn it up! Shots on the house!” Cheers soon bounced off the walls competing with the music. The dancing and idle chatter started up once again.

He took a step toward the clown duo. He looked right into those crazy eyes, “Keep an eye on her. She’s in my club.” Turning towards the table, he pointed at Penguin. “Don’t bring any damn fish and you can rent the lounge.”

Penguin squawked. “Thank you.”

Falcone shook his head as he pulled on his cigar again.

Roman turned and went to finally go and find you.

*****

You had heard the cut in the music. Instantly, you knew someone had angered Roman. Probably fucking Harley. You quickly dipped into the ladies room. You had been dancing while he had a meeting. You made a silly face as you eyed your reflection. You ran your fingers through your hair, you still looked good.

*****

Gloved fingers wrapped around your wrist and pulled you against a solid warm frame. You smiled, you knew it could only be one person. “I was just looking for you.” You said brightly.

“I found you first.” Before pulling you close, he glanced at his watch. “I need you.”

“I’m-” He cut your words as he kissed you. It was an angry, hungry kiss. It made your heart race and excitement knot deep inside you.

“Follow me.” He rasped. You nodded and he practically dragged you.

“Of course.”

He tore open the door to one of the exclusive VIP rooms. The two of you nearly crashed into one of his event planners as he continued into the room further.

“Did you not want me to book this room?” Their voice shook.

“What the fuck are you talking about?” Roman finally looked at them. He shook his head. “I’m just looking it over.”

The man rocked on his heels. “Oh good.” He gave a weak smile.

“Why are you lingering? Go and get the other room ready!” He made a dismissive gesture with his hand.

“Right! Yes!” The man hurried out.

The door whispered close behind him.

Roman turned to look at you, it made you shiver. He walked over to where you had leaned against the gold half wall. “Damn you look good tonight.”

You don’t know why, but you could not stop yourself but shimmy a little as he came up to stand behind you.

“Yes. You do.” His voice rasped in your ear after he pulled you roughly up against him. You could feel him.

“Thank you, daddy.” Your voice shook with excitement as you grew breathless. You watched as he pulled off a glove and stuffed it into his pocket.

He caressed your thigh. “Tell me baby.” His hand cupped you, pulling you closer to him. A soft sound came from you as you felt even more of him through his slacks. “Who do you belong to? Who does this belong to?” You grew wetter as you felt him squeeze harder.

“You daddy. I belong to you.” You whimpered as his fingers slipped under your panties and he cupped you once again.

“That’s right baby.” His breath was hot on your throat. “So good and wet for me.” He began to rub you. You swallowed hard, as your breath shallowed.

“Oh daddy.” You whimpered. “Please.”

He made a deep sound as you felt his lips on your throat. “Please what, baby?” You shook as you felt him slip two fingers in.

“Daddy.” You whimpered and now was not the time to pout as you felt his fingers withdraw.

He held you close. “Clean daddy’s fingers off. Daddy has to go out there soon.” He offered you his fingers.

“Of course, daddy.” You licked and sucked at his fingers, the act itself made you wetter. You loved when he reminded you who owned you.

“You are such a good baby.” He took his hand back and turned you to face him. You watched as he slipped his glove on. “I need you.”

“What do you want me to do?” Excitement curled in your stomach over what he could want.

His mouth twitched upward. “Go and brace yourself against that column.”

You did as you were told happily, watching as he came over to you while undoing the zipper of his pants. An ache in anticipation grew between your legs.

He came over and smoothed your dress up. “Ready for me?”

“Yes.” You breathed.

You felt as he pushed your panties aside. You gripped the column and a moan poured from your lips as he slid right into you. “That’s my baby. Letting her daddy take her whenever he needs you.”

All you could do was moan as he began moving in and out of you. A rhythm formed between you and him, he held onto your hips.

Suddenly the doors open and the murmur of excited voices filled the room. You glanced back at Roman, fear hit your stomach.

He looked past you and a smirk curled his lips. “Tightening in fear or excitement?” He gently teased.

“We can’t have them hear you, can we?” He reached into his pocket and took out his handkerchief. “Put it into your mouth.” You couldn’t believe this but you grew wetter as he spoke.

He thrusted harder and faster into you. You bit down and moaned around his handkerchief. You shook hard. “You better cum.” He hissed. “Or you will have to wait.” Nodding, you shook at his words.

You could feel him tremble, as he moved deeper. Shaking, you finally let yourself cum. His fingers dug in hard, making you wince as he held you tightly against him. You felt as he came hard in you.

Moments later you were handing him his handkerchief. He smiled at you as he tucked it back into his suit jacket. You smoothed your dress.

“I plan expanding this back area and maybe even a place for a DJ.” He said.

Your brow furrowed but then you realized. “Oh, that could be very nice.” You said sweetly and took his arm.

“Ooo the great Roman Sionis has made an appearance at my party.” A very happy but very drunk looking guy appeared as you two were almost out of the room.

“Just making sure things were tip top.” He smiled broadly.

“Well thank you sir, thank you.”

“No trouble. Right baby?” He turned and smirked at you.

“Not at all. Have a good party.”

*****

Once down another hallway and around a corner. He happily pressed you to the wall. “We almost got caught.” You looked so sweetly up at him. Your cheeks still flushed and your eyes bright.

“But we didn’t.”

He chuckled.

You reached up and gently caressed his cheek. He kissed you then, he was feeling good. Now he could face the rest of the night.

“Come join me for my last two meetings?”

You smiled. “I’d love to.”

With his arm tightly around you, together you weaved through the people. You felt his hand tighten as Two-Face was there flipping his coin up and down in the air.

Zsasz came over one side. The two of you stopped. He looked you up and down.

“Talk Zsasz, Y/N can hear whatever you have to tell me.”

A flush of happiness filled you at his words.

“Two-Face is not in a good mood.”

Roman rose an eyebrow. “Is he ever?”

You giggled into your hand.

They both looked at you. You grimaced. “He was grumpy even when I designed something for him.”

Roman smiled. “See Zsasz, he was even grumpy for Y/N.”

He scratched the back of his head. “All right.”

******

“He hired you?” Roman said as Zsasz walked ahead.

You nodded. “A two tone sofa.”

“Interesting.”

“It was. It took forever for both sides to agree.”

Roman chuckled then. “I bet.”

*****

“Y/N?!” He snatched his coin mid air instead of letting it fall into his palm.

“Hi Harvey.” You said sweetly. You

“I… We…” For once, you mused, both sides were speechless.

You glanced at Roman. “I’m Roman’s girl.”

His mouth twisted before smiling. “Great.”

“Two-Face, you and I were supposed to meet later.” Roman, looked kind of annoyed. “Where is Edward?”

“Batman.”

“Oh.” Roman muttered something you could not make out. “I wanted Y/N at my side tonight.”

He shrugged. “That’s fine. She knows where my hideout is.”

Roman raised his eyebrows at you. “Well, Harvey let’s be honest.” You put a hand on your hip.

He rolled his eyes, but still smiled. “All right, I gently had you blindfolded and brought over.”

“Exactly. But if you want me to flutter off I can.”

“No, it’s ok.” He flipped his coin and then his face grew dark. His eyes narrowed at Roman.

You held your breath.

“Roman, you better treat her right. She’s not one of us.”

You could feel Roman’s body stiffen under your arm that was wrapped around him. “She’s my girl. Of course I do.” You were touched, you had not realized they could be a softie. Harvey had always been very curt and clipped when talking or negotiating with you.

“Good.” He snarled before his face relaxed.

******

Happily you sipped at your drink while the two of them discussed business. All of it was beyond you, as they talked numbers and street names.

Your heartbeat still had not recovered from having his handkerchief in your mouth when he took you in one of the VIP lounges. As you grabbed your glass to have a sip, you felt him place a gloved hand on your thigh. He glanced at you and smiled as there was a pause in the conversation between them. You placed your hand over his. Sipping your drink, a giddiness came over you as you mused about being his girl these past months; it had been some of the most exciting in your life.

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[poisonousquinzel]

so i watched suicide squad (extended cut) for the first time since i was 15 and these are my random thoughts

(TW a lot of this is about him and that fucking relationship. Gifs included.)

Harley has clear PTSD from torture in SS.

that’s my opening statement ig lmao sdfjfksdjdskksk 

She gets shocked, and is triggered into a flashback. Of her being nearly nude, curled up protectively while she's surrounded by guards.

They don't feed her, the stuff they're pumping into her is a liquid food supplement.

When she opens her eyes she's frustrated, she's upset and she's mad. She slams head first into the bars with a shout, knocking herself out.

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She's scared when the invasion happens, she's struggling and fighting against his henchmen until she's tied and can't anymore.

He blames her, for giving him therapy ig ?? ooo edgy clown boy

She tries to talk him down, to use the nickname they've gotten accustomed to her using during their sessions. It’s a humanizing tactic. 

"what? Are ya gonna kill me Mista J?"

"Oh, I'm not gonna kill ya. I'm just gonna hurt ya, really, really, bad."

And he does.

seeing her flinch in this scene makes me physically fucking sick. i hate him. so much.

also his acting is so fucking cringy jeezus fuck 

Even after electrocuting her, he manipulates her into jumping into the acid for him. He believes she'll die, but decides at the last moment to dive on after her. It's not like the chemicals will do anything to him.

She happens to survive. She just won't stop surviving.

"You think so? Well I can take." I think he took that as a challenge.

I think it's still a challenge.

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"the fire in my loins, the itch in my crotch." wow how romantic 

"you are my gift to this handsome hunka hunka! You belong to him now"

He literally gives her away like he's a pimp. ????? what the fuck,,, Like her body itself belongs to him. She isn't his girlfriend, she's his object.

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"she's crazier than him. and more fearless." hell yeah she is. put some respect on her name.

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"Puddin’? Puddin’! I can't swim!" she literally screams this, you can hear the terror in her voice.i fucking hate him 

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She gets tazered by two different guns. can y’all stop electrocuting her ????

Gets a forced injection, the bomb being planted inside her neck.

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Joker isn't looking for her because he's worried or because he misses her.

It's made apparent in both SS and BoP that she's known as being Joker's Girl. The Wildcard. The Queen of Gotham.

It would be awful for his reputation in their circles if he didn't go after his "Queen". It would make a mockery of him.

It's about how he appearances, that they took something that belongs to him. He can't let them keep his possession.

That's it.

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"I'm coming for you" not “I'm coming to get you.” For you. it sounds like a threat ??

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Harley sees a motorcycle and gets triggered once again. It sends her into a flashback.

He wasn't expecting her to be so loyal, that she did actually love him, but she's not Harleen anymore. She's Harley. He’s already killed Harleen.. He electrocuted her to the point she’s not that woman anymore. 

He calls her a pain in the ass.

He didn't expect her to follow.

"don't hurt me. I'll be your friend" he's mocking her, he knows she won't hurt him. 

He takes the gun from her 

And tells her to go away.

(and hits her, but ig that’s too abusive for WB’s wannabe romantic version of them)

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Harley's characterization with the group isn't bad though, her attempting to read her teammates and frustrate them.

Her annoyance that Deadshot decided to play nice with Flag

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I want to like the scene where she leaves the elevator, to believe it's supposed to be painted as them being impressed that she did that, but the focus of the shot is her walking away in short shorts.

Literally like so many of her scenes would be good if they weren't filmed in the male gaze the entire movie.

Like let her be sexy because she's badass. Not badass because she's sexy.

Margot really made this character frankly, her acting is what makes Harley Harley in this movie. 

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She says she needs to work on her cardio and looks over the rail of the stairs. It sends her into another flashback. To him manipulating her to fall into the acid.

She's startled out of her flashback, she draws her gun due to it. 

"have you ever been in love?"

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The plane gets there with Joker.

They fire rapidly at the rooftop, no care if they hit her in the process.

She says the "What, I got a hickey?" Line when she's hiding with Deadshot. (the uncut scene has them hooking up on the stairs prior to this, likely an alternative ending to the "You ever been in love?" Convo)

Then Joker sends the text and she walks down the platform. There isn't a cease fire on his henchmen's part, any of those bullets still could have hit her.

Deadshot gets the option to get out. For his freedom and his kid, if he kills Harley Quinn.

He missed.

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"and a bear skin rug waiting" tell me the writers don't know shit about harley's moral character without telling me the writers don't know shit about harley's moral character.

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Jeez ya can tell the plane scene is super edited lol where they reedited it so he was trying to jump with her, but lost his grip on something and fell back instead of out of the plane. Where in the unedited scene he pushes her out of the plane, because of an argument likely. He does it to kill her.

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"you couldn't save her."

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I think the unedited plane scene makes her moment in the rain better as well. She's not suddenly just taking off the Puddin' choker cause he's dead, honestly that seems far fetched that she'd want to get rid of it if it was only because he died, but he tried to kill her too. She was so happy that he came for her and then immediately she's discarded.

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"we're glad you could make it"

That scene is so soft oml the music ?? the undertones that he knows more about their relationship than they edited in to show and can see how badly she's hurting. They're prolonged eye contact. the unnecessary physical contact ????? fuck me up 

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"that's a good idea, honey" I love the way she says that ??? idk why, gives me Harleen vibes.

Harley's look when she realized he was offered his dream of freedom, of being with his daughter, to kill her. To shoot her. And he didn't.

And this is right after the man she gave up her entire life for tried to kill her.

I-     gtg cry

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i think a big part of the ending is Harley seeing love from other people.

That moment with Deadshot and seeing Flag's reaction when trying to get June back.

Examples of healthy love.

And she's relaxed in the end, she's dressed comfy and her hair is done casually, for her, she's not living for Joker. She saved the world with her friends and she’s chilling with her new coffee machine.

She doesn't know he's alive until he breaks in.

But also, wonderful way to give her trauma. She doesn't know it's him, just that someone just blew a hole in the wall and started rapid firing into the building. Taking a handheld saw to her cell.

(in context of BoP) she has enemies, she knows she does. And she likely thought it was one of them. That she wasn't going to survive that, but the overwhelming feelings about seeing him and seeing him alive is the final thing we see really. Other than his pretty bland emotional expression and saying let's go home.

[justasimplesinner]

Requests are open? Let's gooo

arkham joker and stray cat that follows him around and doesn't leave him alone ? I need sum fluff after reading all that angst

you bastard, you, youre making me enjoy writing for this fucking clown, you absolute swine-

Arkham!Joker with a stray cat hcs:

doesn't pay him any mind at first. it's just an animal, he doesn't really care about it. but then he starts noticing it more often. suddenly the wretched thing is following him around for some unknown reason

tried to throw it a cracker or some shit to get it to leave. not that it's that big of a nuisance, but he doesn't much care for cats and just assumed it wanted something from him. but not only did it not eat the crackers, it continued to trail after him like a lost puppy (kitten?)

"you're a picky eater, aren't you, you little shit?"

he even threw it some ham to get it to leave. that didn't work. it only asserted the cat that he adopted it as his own, which he didn't

grumbles whenever someone asks about the stray following him. one of his henchmen lost his kneecap because he inquired too much. it's not like he chose that fate!

the cat is very relentless in walking between his legs and just basically being a general nuisance in his life. it makes him trip, it breaks things, it rubs against him and leaves it's fur everywhere, it's a nightmare

despite persistently stating that he hates the thing and is unable to get rid of it, he shoots down every offer to kill it. he doesn't want to, for some reason. i mean, it's already here and it's wrecking a little chaos, why not make it a mascot?

fucking hates it when Harley pets it. for a lot of reasons, too - one, he's jealous. two, he's possessive of the cat. three, don't spoil that hellspawn, Harley, it will think it's welcome here!

he plays with it when he thinks no one is looking. and talks to it a lot. insults it, too. the cat seems to understand, it reacts accordingly to what he's saying. if it's really offended, it pees in his shoes and breaks his favourite mugs

despite everything, he still named it and just resigned himself to the fact it was now his pet. thank god it can fend for himself after living in the streets for so long, because Joker is not good with taking care of animals. or anything for that matter

thanks to it's chaos-wrecking tendencies, it is now named Havoc. and no, J does not care if it's a boy or a girl

he did start to care when it came back once with a huge belly and he suddenly found himself with a bunch of newly-born kittens. his nightmare would never end

[signed-yours-truly-the-whale]

Thoughts/Observations on Joker, part 1

AKA I Spent 7 Hours on This, I Will Die if it Gets Less Than Three Notes

I could rave for hours about this movie’s cinematography. Literal hours.

Nobody talks enough about Arthur’s full-fledged dedication to his clown craft. Man is working 60+ hours a week and does not break a sweat. I also fucking love this clowny face he pulls here. The first shot we see of Arthur in full. Holy shit is it beautiful. God bless Joaquin Phoenix.

These two shots together are incredibly important to me. In a split-second we see Arthur’s disbelief that he cannot control the whirlwind of emotions inside of his own head, not even being able to produce a smile, and then his resignation because it’s just another day. Heartbreaking.

Awwww shiiiiit

Gotham City is such a dump but I’d be bullshitting myself if I said I didn’t love the grimy aesthetic of it. It’s technicolor trash.

Arthur loves his job so much. He genuinely enjoys being Carnival. That hurts a lot to think about in hindsight.

This man just got his ass handed to him and he is STILL SPRAYING THE FAKE FLOWER ON HIS VEST

YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT DEDICATION

This opening card is so imposing. Not only does it take up the entire screen to the point of running off the edges, but it’s shielding Arthur from view. Arthur is invisible in light of Joker in Arthur’s own movie.

I screenshotted this by accident but I felt a need to put it here because he’s just so adorable. Even right before an episode.

E y e s s s s s

E Y E S S S S S

I desperately want to know what got Arthur sent to Arkham the first time. A suicide attempt? A public breakdown? I really want fanfics of it.

There’s a really, really good fanfiction on AO3 by Arthur_Fleck about Arthur slowly recovering and meeting a girl called In the Major and Minor Arcana

I highly, highly recommend it

Okay. Joaquin’s immersion into his characters -- all of them -- is absolutely incredible. But Arthur is just ... off the charts, man. No two of his characters are the same and he embeds himself so deeply in their skin, but Joaquin buried himself so deeply into Arthur’s brain that it is so hard for me to see any of Joaquin at all. God, he’s incredible and this shot makes me emotional because this just is Arthur.

ARTHUR WOULD BE A GREAT DAD AND I DO NOT ACCEPT ARGUMENTS

It really speaks to how shitty Gotham is that this man is having a full-fledged screaming/laughing breakdown on the bus and nobody is batting an eye

I adore how the cinematography paints Arthur as so small to his own environment. He’s a speck of dust. A fleck.

Babie is wincing :((((

I have been trying to figure out the layout of this apartment for months and my inability to, even with a floor plan, is driving me insane

I just found out that the Budweiser beer jingle Here Comes the King is on the soundtrack and plays when Arthur comes home and that made me go feral

I  A M  M U R R A Y , K I N G  O F  A S S H O L E S

It is second nature for me to do this stupid pose every time I watch this scene

Arthur blending into the crowd here makes me ... so happy. He looks so happy.

This is Arthur’s best laugh of the movie, fuck you. I am incredulous that I was the only person laughing when I saw this in the theater opening night.

This is one of the few moments I really see Joaquin shine through Arthur. I don’t know why, but this lighting and his voice and his intensity gives me visceral flashbacks to watching a little boy Joaquin in Parenthood. God, I love this man.

It really is a testament to Penny’s (lack of) parenting that Arthur is day dreaming about receiving affection and validation from a parent figure when his own mother is literally right there

GOD DAMN THIS MAN IS GORGEOUS

But also big bruise :(

Yes, I shall trust you, man named Randall smiling down at me in low angle light

Why was Hoyt not informed that Arthur got his ass beat on the job? As Arthur’s employer he should’ve literally been the first person to know so he could make a note of it. Either he wasn’t told or he gave so little of a fuck that his consciousness astral projected to another plane of existence while he shoved the white powder down his throat and forgot Arthur existed at all.

Literally fuck Hoyt. I hate him even more that his office is the coolest shit in the world

ARTHUR KNOWS THE CUSTOMER SERVICE SMILE

Joaquin dislocated his knee in this scene, the poor boy

I could write a full damn essay about why the misleading advertising of Sophie as a prominent character was the greatest twist of the whole movie. Literally I am still speechless how the movie did that.

I am not kidding when I say my sister has this same color scheme in the bathroom of our house and realizing that made me werewolf

Also Arthur being the son Penny doesn’t deserve warms and breaks my heart

The complete lack of reaction to Penny’s “Don’t you have to be funny to be a comedian” makes me laugh and cry internally

This shot? Gorgeous. His face? Deadly. That jawline? Cutting diamonds. Hotel? Trivago.

I really, really want a Joker 2, but at the same time I do not want a Joker 2 because Joaquin Phoenix has a baby who needs him now and he cannot be pulling shit like losing 52 lbs for a role

Also I REALLY need to discuss how much this brass ballet reminds me so heavily of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. Holy fuck, I got actually chills in the theater

Like holy fuck

And then this shot reminds me so heavily of the opening of Fedddy vs Jason with Freddy Krueger laughing over his newspaper collage of missing children. Holy fuck I love this cinematography.

Guys. G - Guys, his name tag says Dr. Carnival, can you hear me  s o b b i n g

This part is so Chaplinesque, the way he slides the gun into his coat again

These children look so afraid of him for dropping the gun and wowie, does that really hurt

Was this asshole supposed to be modeled after Eric Trump? Because I get really douchebaggy Eric Trump vibes (minus the jacked teeth) from this ringleader

I don’t have much to say here except I am in love with the way Artie’s hair sticks straight up in bottle curls when the clown wig slides off

Also if you decide it’s a good idea to mess with a man dressed as a clown laughing maniacally on the subway of one of the most dangerous cities in the world, you are asking him to shoot you and I will not feel sorry for you

I will never not be in love with this image. I fell in love with it in the teaser trailer and almost went feral in the middle of the mall when I saw this was the poster they used to advertise the movie with. My friend described this movie as “chaos, beautified,” and nothing sums it up as well as this picture.

JOAQUIN AND TODD MADE THIS ENTIRE SEQUENCE UP AND I AM IN LOVE

Hello, handsome