#he forgot to lock the door

[offlineblues]

aiyu's unexpected interruption

[batterygarden]

[mymhameme]

He's cravin', man!

[hit-tab]

So there's an idle where René brushes back/fixes his hair with his hand, right? But he was saying something when I went into photo mode so in true dumbass fashion he just looks like he realised that he left his helmet in Bakbattahl twelve days ago.

[v-murderkings]

Blursed thought: Hooty is the 'Jigsaw' of Romance/Shipping

[bobgasm]

you think naming pets mashed potato or gravy is funny until you are calling the vet to make an appointment and have to say “mashed potato (surname)” or you’re standing outside yelling “spud! spuddy!” to get them to come inside 🙃

[ventismacchiato]

today was not my day 🙏 like everyday ain’t my day but especially today 🙏 god i am not ur strongest soldier stop giving me ur hardest battles (going to college)

[sga-owns-my-soul]

it 430 am and im sitting on my couch because i locked myself out of my fucking room

no its great im fine im having a GREAT TIME RIGHT NOW

[bkgrl]

Just discovered that my boyfriend of 2 years was cheating on me with his "work wife"...

This wonderful news was followed by the death of my cat ;)

I'm going to kill myself (joking I hope)

[illogicalghost]

i forgot to lock the door two times and one of them pete got out, thankfully we found him but im still paranoid about whether ive locked the door or not when i leave the house. like its paralyzing sometimes. if i dont double- or sometimes triple-check, im going to be worried about it until i come home and see that both my cats are still inside. i didnt double check before leaving today so my anxiety is through the roof rn.

[eatyourdamnpears]

I forgot to lock up my coop tonight so there I was, running out to my backyard at 11:30 at night to make sure everyone was alive. everyone was fine, but there was an opossum in the run that I had to wake my mom up to help me chase out. I’m so fucking lucky a fox or something didn’t come around and kill all the birds

[nerosdayinanime]

wanna make my own kny httyd au

[masculinepeacock]

i get that my roommate has had. a rough few days. but her snapping at me at. midnight. after i already had a pretty big rsd crash today. doesn’t help.

[tiredmetalenthusiast]

You know your kid functions on one single brain cell when he locks himself out of the house because he only turned one lock and not the other🤣🤣!

[yuukiiqwq]

Satoru was confident that you liked him back. He was positive. He had no doubt in his mind that you were going to be his pretty little wife. Is he getting ahead of himself? Sure, he is, but he's that confident. That's until he noticed how he hadn't received any chocolate from you.

It was Valentine's Day, and he still hasn't received any chocolate from you. Yeah, he had a mountain worth of chocolate from all those people who gave him it, but where was yours? He couldn't find it anywhere. He was sure that you would have placed your chocolate on his desk since you hadn't given him his. He double no triple checked all the chocolates, yet he could not find the one that has your pretty little name written on it. He continued to search through the chocolate pile for the fourth time today.

He must have missed it, right? Or did someone steal it? He swear he's going to hunt that person to the end of the Earth. Who dared to steal something that was rightfully his?

"Satoru, calm down."

He looked up at his best friend, who was trying to hold down a laugh at his panic.

"She'll probably give it to you later. The day just begun."

Right. Suguru is right. You'll give him his chocolate later. He's a good boy. He can wait.

That's what he told himself, but Suguru and Shoko have already received theirs this morning, and his is still nowhere to be found. Where is his chocolate? You're just sitting there in your seat, looking all pretty as if Satoru is not going through a huge dilemma because of you.

He couldn't help his hands that kept inching itself closer to the chocolate you gave Suguru. He wouldn't know if he snatched it, right? Suguru had received a lot of chocolate! He wouldn't know if he took it... was what he convinced himself before Suguru slapped his hand away.

"Satoru," he sighs.

"But Suguru!!!" Satoru whined as he sunk down into his seat.

"Be patient. You'll get yours soon."

But how soon is soon? Satoru isn't exactly known for his patient.

It was the end of the day, and still no chocolate from you. He asked Suguru and Shoko to leave first because he thought you would finally give it to him when both of you were alone. But you haven't. Where was his chocolate?

The two of you were approaching the exit of school, so Satoru made a quick decision, grabbing your wrist and pulling you into an empty classroom. He quickly shut the door and locked it.

"Satoru?" You asked in confusion. "What's wrong?"

"My chocolate."

"Your chocolate?"

"My chocolate from you! The symbol of your love towards me!"

"I didn't make you any," you replied smoothly. "Forgot to make them yesterday, so I woke up early today to make them, but I guess not early enough. I only had time to finish Shoko's and Suguru's. I didn't have time to make yours. Otherwise, I would have been late."

Satoru swear the world just ended. He looked down at his chest because he swears his heart ripped out of his chest at your words. Nope. Still alive. Why is he still alive in this cruel world? You had no chocolate for him? None? Not even a crumb?

"That's fine with you, right? I mean, you got a bunch of chocolate from other girls! You don't need mine."

He swear he is about to burst into tears. He didn't care about other girls. He didn't care about their chocolate. He wanted yours. How could you be so cruel and deny him of your chocolate? To reject him like this? He was devastated. No. Beyond devastated. Where is the closest cliff so he can jump off?

Pure silence radiated the room as Satoru tried to comprehend this horrible situation. Then he heard a small giggle slip pass your lips. That small giggle soon turns into a full-out laugh.

"You should have seen the look on your face, Satoru," you say as you try to stop laughing.

Was this funny to you? Why were you laughing at his suffering? Do you know how much he looked forward to today? To receive the cute little wrapped up chocolate you made for him? He dreamed of today, and you didn't have chocolate for him?

He then sees you reach into your bag and pull out exactly what he had imagined. A cute little chocolate box wrapped up in a baby blue color with a touch of white ribbon to finish it off. Fuck. He thinks he just got a heart attack seeing your chocolate. His chocolate.

"Princess, please don't joke like that to me ever again. You scared me half to death. I was going to jump off a cliff," he whined as he took the chocolate from your hand.

You couldn't help but roll your eyes at his dramatic behavior. "Stop being dramatic, Satoru. It's just chocolate."

A look of offense dawned his face as you utter those horrendous words to him.

"Chocolate? Just chocolate?" He huffed at you. He can't believe you as you treat this amazing god send gift as just chocolate. "Don't you dare call this just chocolate! This! This right here is proof of your undying love towards me!"

You laughed at his antics– "You're getting ahead of yourself, Satoru."

He delicately placed the chocolate safety away in his bag, treating it as a prized possession. He's looking forward towards white day. He already knows what he wants to get for you. He pulled you into a hug, nuzzling his face against your neck as he mutters– "You won't be saying that after I wife you up."

[laccakes]

if chivalry was completely dead, bakugou would be six feet under.

before you could open the passenger seat’s door, he promptly locked the door, shooting you a sharp offended look. you laughed softly, raising your hands up in surrender, “i’m sorry, baby. i forgot.” 

he scoffed out a “sure, you did”, before departing the vehicle and wrapping around to your side to open the door. you smiled sweetly at the blond, an expensive bouquet of pretty flowers he'd gifted in your hands as you stepped out of the car. “such a gentleman.” you remarked jokingly.

“shut up.”