#he doesnt look at all like a bob so its funny

[fookinstevienicks]

love finding out new seasons of shows I don't watch have dropped by the flood of gifsets of ppl I don't recognize and squealing about zurblypuff and bob

I'm just sitting here with my breakfast burrito, scrolling and nodding sagely, like "so true bestie they are Iconic they are the Moment"

idfk these people but I'm parasocially shipping them in solidarity. also we love to see a curvy girl winning so

[dirt-str1der]

I will always be vocal about how much dr stone sucks and how stupid it is but to be quite honest it consumes 80% of my waking thoughts and yes i also downloaded the chinese kemonomimi doujin so i could pretend to read it in my spare time

[autistickfigure]

first time they meet. Technically. not really

[ravers8fantasy]

Hai bestie 🩷

If you're still taking requests what would each of the boxers favorite prank be if they had to choose one? Aran obviously is excluded bc he wouldn't be able to choose.

Ooooh interesting, lets give this a try😼

Punch out characters and their fave pranks!

Glass Joe:

His favourite pranks are jumpscares, he is really ass at doing them though. He also cant do them on purpose to save his life.

Most of the time he gets caught because either: 1) he laughs when he hides so its really obvious he is trying to scare people and 2) he sucks at hiding period.

As mentioned in the first bullet point, his jumpscares usually work when he isnt intending on scaring anyone

Von kaiser:

I think Kaiser would only prank people he is mad at out of spite so he would do really annoying or straight up mean pranks-

Like: filling donuts with mayo, putting laxitives in drinks, gluing peoples stuff on desks and shelves or the ground so when they try to take it they cant etc

He also sometimes just trips people up when they are walking past. He thinks its funny.

Disco kid:

His favourite would be that one using cling film (seran wrap for those in the land of 🦅💪🏽🇺🇸)

One time he put cling film on all the door frames in the shared gym and poor Hondo kept getting caught in them whilst running

He has also ran into his own traps before whilslt trying to lure others over so they can run into it

King hippo:

I like to think he doesnt know what a prank is

So whenever he wants to play a trick on someone, he just takes whatever they are holding and stares at them

Took a baguette off Joe one time and just stared at him. Its not even a nice stare as well its like a deer in headlights but make the deer possesed

Piston Hondo:

Does that thing where he calls everyone over to look at something cool.

Spoilet alert: there isnt anything cool. There isnt even anything to really look at as well

Called over the rest of the major league to try and find a cat somewhere. There was no cat, he let them all search for hours

Bear hugger:

Replaces photos with other subjects such as animals, food, other boxers, embarrasing photos of said boxers, the referee-

Did it one time with the major circuits baby photos. Everyone found it sweet except Hondo cus he had a fuck ass bob as a kid

Got caught printing said fuck ass bob photo out my the referee, he didnt get in trouble for printing out he got in trouble for breaking into the office to print it-

Great tiger:

loves disguising himself as objects and scaring people when they are walking past

Uses a clone to be in his place whilst he idk hides disguised as a fucking bush or smth, so when he jumps out its like boom double whammy there is two tigers

Got pissed on by a dog one time and he went crazy like super saiyan he was so mad. He therefore stopped doing the bush prank in public and started doing it inside.

Don flamenco:

Has a fake flower that squirts out water, he got it whilst he was having a moment when drunk

Whenever he gets mad at someone though he changes the water to vinegar so boom double whammy (oh I love saying that)

Sometimes he mistakes the rose for an actual one and goes to smell it. Gets confused af as to why it smells like vinegar before realising

Aran ryan.

Soda Popinski:

Those cartoony flipping snake in a can pranks

Somehow tells the others that the can is like really protein powder or smth. Then boom double whammy there is a fake snake AND powder everywhere

He adds idk like chalk powder in it to make it funnier because afterwards, the victim is covered chalk.

Bald bull:

He doesnt prank people usually but when he does its usually him throwing his emotional support fake brick out of anger-

Hes like "fuck yall" and just chucks this comedically large fake brick at paparazzi

Giggles and runs away whilst they are all screaming about the massive brick he just lobbed at them

Super macho man:

This mf sneaks around like a slimy rat and swaps their boxing kits for swim wear

Obviously it gets really annoying, who wouldnt be annoyed when before a match you need to get changes and you pull out a fucking speedo (i mean soda wouldnt be but-)

Got in trouble about it with the W.B.V.A officials but he said he would pay them thousands if they let him keep doing it. Yeah they definitely didnt let him. they let him keep doing it. The greed is crazy

Mr Sandman:

The classic. The 'handshake buzzer'... Idk what its called let it slide

The ref is the usual victim of this, sandman goes to hand shake him after a match but boom. He gets shocked

He knows its sort of old and there are new more exciting pranks but. He just really loves it😭

This gonna be me tucking myself into bed knowing I finally managed to finish this cus goly gosh did I sort of struggle😭😭 I hope you enjoy tho!!!

[crookedwolf1974]

im very very tired and vaguely delusional but i also drank a coffee 3 hours ago and its midnight and lance birthday and halloween so take this strollonso abo bitching idea i have wrattling around in my head for a while that i will maybe write in future so

tw for noncon/dubcon some definitely 18+ content and just a massive text dump under the cut

lance and fernando are both alphas but lance has always had a fanciful little puppy crush on fernando since he first saw him but he doesnt think it'll ever go anywhere because of their designations and because fernando probably doesn't think of him that way regardless so they've sort of just orbited each other in this vaguely distant comfortable way but then they're teammates and suddenly fernando is EVERYWHERE in the garage, in the factory, in lance's driver room, his hotel, his apartment, his scent always tickling at the back of his nose and lance just keeps letting him further and further in, ceding more and more ground to this other alpha but lance isn't really bothered by it at all, he knows his position is secure and really he knows he's not the head alpha in this pack so if fernando wants to lead and give orders and posture and all that stuff he's more than happy to let him do it, a taste of what it was like in the old days of f1, when things were less medicated and more "natural" (much like the racing, much like the cars, maybe more exciting but less safe for everyone involved with exclusively unmedicated alphas but thats beside the point) but regardless fernando is kind and funny and a bit intense but thats okay because he listens to lance when he talks, gives him secret smiles in meetings and doesn't look down on him when he breaks his wrists right before the opening race of their first season together, just brings him water and medication and fresh ice packs when required, checks in on his progress and smiles with a hint of teeth and something in his eyes when lance says he wants to race anyway, and hes maybe a bit too touchy, small touches to the arm and shoulder and his back and once to his neck (just once but sometimes lance can still feel the brief warmth of it), touches that stay slightly too long to be appropriate for two alphas but really its okay because it doesn't mean anything but it is nice regardless.

but then bahrain happens and fernando podiums for the first time in forever and lance does well for what feels like the first time in forever and their's 'my hero' and the KISS to his neck, to his cheek, so close to his lips to the nape of his neck, and the heat makes him a little giddy and dizzy in the head and a bubbly feeling in his stomach even if he does have to turn down fernando's offer to go out and he falls into bed happier than ever, things are looking up, the car is good, great and his teamates is FERNANDO and he falls asleep thinking about fernando's hands and lips and the flash of his teeth.....

and then he wakes up (?) naked except for a cute pink pair of panties on his knees with a fat, swollen cock bobbing in front of his face, head drooling precome, a low crooning voice calling him carino telling him not to touch, not to taste, but to just sit there and be good and just smell, take it all in like a good omega should, damp and sweaty and something about this is wrong, some part of him rebels against being on his knees like this, so wrong for the idea of an alpha drilled into him but it just feels so....nice to have to do nothing but sit there and press his face into this nameless, faceless alpha's crotch and be told how good he is, how good he's doing and he can't move, shaking from the arousal coursing through his body, huffing at cock on his knees like he's worshiping it, a big gentle hand holding him place, pushing him back down when he first struggles until he just gives up goes limp into it, each deep breath of it causing the scent to fill his lungs, feeling the heat of the exposed glans, the weight of something so big on his face, and something deep inside him throbs to life at the scent smothering him, of this, yes, but something else, spicy on the back of his tongue and his hands twitches out to fondle his own cock but theres a sharp repimand in the voice that alphas use that its not allowed, to keep his hands on his lap so that he doesn't hurt them any further, and he doesnt know how long he sits there on his knees, just listening and smelling and never taking his eyes off the way it bobs and the way precome drools from it onto the floor and he wants it in his mouth, in him, filling him, and something in his stomach cramps and something in my shifts ever so minutely and he can't help it, he puts his mouth on the head and sucks and hes yanked off just as the alpha lets out a groan and comes all over his face and the whole room spins and- and- and-

and lance wakes up in his bed feeling like he could get back in the car and the race all over again, and he's in the boxers he went to bed in and nothing seems wrong or feels wrong but his mating gland is a litttle swollen, maybe? and he can't remeber the dream he had but he remebers the heat, and the voice, but not the details, not the specifics but its probably nothing so he goes down to bed and tries not to shiver for some reason, ignores the way his stomach clenches when fernando smiles at him in the way he usually does, a hint of teeth peeking through his lips.

because there's no reason to be afraid of fernando. is there?

[moonshynecybin]

The current motogp grid is put into the hunger games who is winning?

so easily marc it is NOT even funny.... as babynflames has said if he got trapped in a situation where he needed to lop off a limb and it wouldnt effect his riding he'd get that done instantly np. he is insane he loves winning he EASILY compartmentalizes his other competitors as obstacles that he will shove aside in REAL LIFE let alone fictional hunger games world. hes taking it i fear. but he WILL come out the other side deeply scared both mentally and physically... maybe he DOES have to lop off his arm and they give him a prosthetic but sometimes it aches at night and he shivers...

anyways yaoi alert below the cut for those interested:

its the all-victor QUARTER QUELL where shit gets saucy in my opinion! vale as a fellow mentor... a well-liked victor that marc idolized as a kid who's been paraded around like a pony ever since... known for how fun (read: not fun comma scarring) his games were (vale was like 17 fuck ass bob big neon yellow tribute uniform internally screaming desperately playing to the cameras to survive. maybe won by doing equal parts looney tunes style pranks and his absolute ruthless efficiency with a blade.)

so him and marc see each other once a year for a few weeks around the games (similar to motogp they DO have to continually revisit the places they were most traumatized every year huh) and start a lil smth... gravitate towards each other when theyre both trapped in the capitol... wake up in each others beds most mornings and share looks across tables when the capitol socialites start soliloquizing... but they know cant do any more than that bc theyre in different districts (also: trauma.) so they keep it as casual as they can, even if marc's breath catches in his chest sometimes when vale looks at him, and when vale wakes up at home its with an arm reaching over the place in his bed he knows marc should be... and the capitol maybe doesnt know theyre fucking but IS certainly selling the friendship between two of its most popular victors to the cameras HARD... it is known that they tend to chat. it has been noted that they giggle. the panopticon has noticed the marc-being-a-weirdo-in-press-conferences stare.

anyways so the quell hits and marc gets reaped along with vale (who has been quietly supporting rebellious activity for years... gathering strength and numbers.... talking to the other aliens... using his icon status to sway the districts... ) and vale KNOWS the capitol will use marc against him. knows that they know he cares about him. knows that theyre doing this to get rid of them both—keep him in line. (actually in this scenario maybe marc pulled a katniss berry move to keep both him and alex alive. accidental revolutionary icon lol) and keeping marc close will only make the capitol try even harder to kill him which he cant STAND. and all marc knows is that suddenly vale pulls away hard, cold and abrupt. starts talking madddd shit about him in all of his interviews and press... and marc thinks vale is doing it to hype himself up to kill him in the arena and it KILLS him... he thought he was in tragic star crossed love... but he also keeps trying to convince himself he can bring himself to do the same when the time comes, even if it feels like a hole in his chest.... he has to get back to alex. so its awfullllllll until they get in the arena and (INSERT CATCHING FIRE PLOT WHERE THEY BUST TF OUTTA THERE...) and when marc wakes up, blinking and pale and groggy and without his prosthetic, vale is holding his hand by his bedside. and in a low, hoarse voice he starts to explain....

[sondheim-girly]

@wassupmygays heres my fav moments from the trailer for the outsiders (these are almost all gonna be from the drive in but thats ok)

-the way Marcia's grinning at Two-Bit as he starts to dance

-in that same clip ace skids over and makes cherry get out of her way

-Bev is also really grinning at the greasers in this clip

-the clip of the opening when the soc boys swing onstage and Sean is doing it using only one arm

-everyone looks kinda confused when Steve is doing that move where he's going into a sort of body roll on the ground? idk how to describe the dance move, but everyones faces are so funny

-you can see bev coming down from the platform on the stage at the top of the drive in, and i didn't remember that was he entrance!

-when marcia and cherry are talking to ponyboy and johnny trip is on the car with paul, but nowadays he leaves during that part and when he enters he argues with marcia

-when darry is yelling at soda ponys face is so silly hes fr like 😐

-when ace is pushing bob off the tire cherrys on the tire with him

-in that same clip trip and dally are having a thing and Marcia pushes through them to walk right towards two bit!!! this girl is on a mission and its so obvious (and im not exaggerating here, thats actually what she's doing)

-trip has his arm around marcia in line for the concession stand and Paul doesn't look happy about it

-in that clip I can't tell if Marcia is looking at cherry or two bit

-two bit, ace, and brill are all talking at the concessions stand lol

-Paul pushes past ponyboy in the opening and i never noticed?

-also bev goes up on the platform in the opening to talk to cherry

-bob doesnt seem happy about it lol

-bev and marcia cheering when brill jumps over steve

-paul staring at marcia while she dances with trip

-that moment when two bit is facing off with chet and is being held back???? which to my knowledge never happens in the show??? its definetly not during the drive in cuz sodas there, but maybe in the opening number? it could also just be something they filmed for b roll

I might be late to class thanks to this lmao but it was worth it

[yourtouchismidas]

Ok sorry I just submitted the 🍃 blurb without reading that you were re-opening blurbs for George only, is this for RG verse or other? Because maybe you could do like Gigi phoning George to look after her if she's tried drugs or weed for the first time and is freaking out, because she's too scared to tell her parents.

no worries at all, i'm combining this with your first message and doing something in between!

gigi has been with her friends in the park. they're nice friends, good friends, but she is sixteen and they are all curious. they want to try it. and one of the boys has managed to pick up. one of them is a smoker so he knows how to roll, and then they all sit there staring at the joint like, what do we do now?

"gigi you're dad's a bit of a druggo isnt he?" one of the boys says, "you go first."

"he was," gigi says, hitting him playfully, knowing its a joke. they all love matty, the boys being slightly scared of him, especially the one who fancies gigi and wants to make a move. "but he quit hard stuff ages ago and weed when i was too young to remember really. so i dont fucking know."

eventually, one of them lights it, and they take turns toking, the smoker teaching the others how to make sure they take it back into their lungs. they cough and splutter and laugh, but start to feel the effects of it, heads tingling, thoughts hazing, everything becoming funny. gigi feels that too. until she sees someone across the park looking at them. what does he want. does he know they're high. and underage. is he looking at just her. does she know him.

her whole body goes hot as panic rushes through her. her heart starts beating in her chest. the guy who was staring moves on. but she cant shake it. she looks around at the empty park, terrified someone else is gonna come.

"guys," she manages to whisper, "guys i'm freaking out."

"oh shit," one of her friends says, one of the girls who wasnt really feeling anything, but just pretending to to fit in with the vibe. the others are all laughing. telling her to calm down. saying its fine. she starts breathing heavy and then they take notice. someone gives her a sip of coke for sugar but it doesnt work. her friend tells her when to breathe in and out.

"please call someone," gigi says, in between breaths. her head is swirling.

"your dad?"

"no!" she says quickly, she passes them her phone. "call my uncle please. my uncle george."

george turns up about half an hour later in an SUV, with dark sunglasses on. gigi has calmed down since they called, just feeling better knowing that he was coming. the other kids stare at him, this aging rockstar, and whisper to gigi to ask he will get them in trouble.

"course not. it's why i called george," she says.

he has hopped out the car and is walking over and she walks to meet him. he opens his arms and she falls into them. smelling the comforting smell of his washing powder and cigarettes.

"you okay kiddo?"

"yeah," she says, pulling back and looking at him.

"scared me," he says. then he nods at her friends as a greeting. they all stared, open mouthed, in awe. he still looks effortlessly cool, even nearing fifty, still as much a rockstar as ever.

"i was panicking," she says, "but i'm feeling better now."

"yeah," george says, sticking a cigarette in his mouth, "that will happen. you guys all alright?"

gigi's friends nod and say yes, and thank you, while george bobs his head.

"what you smoked?"

"just weed," one of the boys says.

george laughs, "yeah i know that. i mean kind. and what dealer?"

they shrug. they dont know what kind. they tell him what the dealer looked like.

"oh god," george says, puffing on his smoke, "dont use him. you want weed gus," he turns to gigi, "you come to me okay?"

"really? even with matty..."

"yeah, you need matty's permission first."

gigi rolls her eyes. "he's gonna kill me, george, you know that."

"yeah," george says, "but he's not gonna be happy with me either. so let's go. face him together."

he nods towards the car and gigi waves to her friends and hops in. she giggles when george starts driving, picturing the way her dad is going to yell at her, her mum and shay's concerned looks, the babies clamouring around her asking what weed is and crying that its not fair gigi got some and they didnt.

"what you laughing at?" george says.

"i dont really know, i'm about to get bollocked," she says, spluttering.

"yeah, that'll happen too," george says. soon he is laughing at her laughing. and both of them can't stop.

matty appears at the doorstep after seeing george's car roll up and gigi in the window.

"what's gone on here?" he says. he comes closer and holds gigi's face so he can get a better look at her red eyes.

"skunk," george says, and the two of them both try to hold back laughter.

"george?! you gave my daughter..."

"no no no, not me. sorry. should've been more clear. she did it with her friends and was panicking a little so i picked her up."

matty's eyes widen. he frowns. he's mad. oh he's mad.

"get in the house," he snaps, pointing to the open door behind him.

"right, i'll get going then," george says.

"nope. you too. in," matty says.

"it was gigi who did it," george says, pouting like a child.

"yeah and what good examples i've had," she says, and then her and george both start laughing.

"in. now." matty says. they go. george says as he is passing, "you need to teach her how to pick good stuff." which earns him a slap on the back of the head.

[wheelercore]

Its so funny that the og s1e1 screenplay is trying to convince me that brenner is around the same age at the other hawkins adults. Im sorry but that would have made brenner 25 in the henry flashbacks and that is just not vibing at all (did it only take this man 3 years to ger his medical degree?). Regardless tfs directly contradicts that by confirming brenner was 15 in 1943 which would make him 56 ish in 1983. Which in the grand scheme of things:

Joyce, Karen, and Henry: older in the tfs timeline by 2-3 ish years. Younger in the show. I could include Bob but idk how old he was.

Brenner: older in the tfs timeline by at least 6 years.

Hopper: exactly the correct age he should be.

Ted: younger in the tfs timeline by 2-3 ish years.

Why are all the adults ages in this show fucked man i just want a consistent timeline please. It could be argued that the screenplay was edited later (valid) except the show itself doesnt exactly line up with tfs either: bob mentioning that joyce never noticed him and henry definitely not looking like a high schooler in the show. Tbh most glaringly to me is Nancy talking about her parents marriage as if they had met after high school- she makes no mention of them being high school sweethearts and they couldnt have been with their screenplay ages. How old are these people lol.

[fiendishartist2]

Care to share your transfem Milhouse headcanons?

😼😼😼😼😼 why yes i can

okay so like, i havent thought about her in a bit bc of school and astroboy taking up space in my brain, but heres a few random ones i remember:

-she looks a lot like her mom, esp after transitioning. i think this one is just really cute bc i love milhouse's mom and i think her being a "momma's boy" is also kinda important to her character. plus i hate canon wide milhouse hes so scary ToT

-she figures it out pretty young but doesnt come out to anyone but bart until after highschool. i think w the amount that milhouse and bart crossdress for funsies, shes gotta think one time "what if i just did this every day" and then she does. but i think it would be a situation where she only does it at bart's house and only when there's no one around. i like to imagine a scene where bart and milhouse are like 15 and in his treehouse getting drunk and smoking cigarettes and milhouse is like "dude i kinda want to be a woman when i grow up" and bart is like "for real?" and thats the only conversation they have about it

-she changes her name to millie. ik this ones basic and everyone has it but i think its so cute. esp bc her mom calls her that sometimes and she loves her mom

-she and bart have a "will they wont they" that they have no idea about. i think ppl would see them together and be like 🤨🤨🤨 why are you so close..... but theyre literally just besties. i always think about that one gag where barts doppelganger is like 30 and married to woman milhouse and i also think thats really funny. they go off to college as two men who are just really good friends and come back a heterosexual married couple

-lisa lends milhouse her clothes. i imagine one day bart and milhouse are goofing off and steal one of lisa's skirts, but milhouse ends up really liking it and they both silently decide to just keep it in the treehouse for when she comes over. lisa ofc finds out bc she can tell when barts messed w her things and she storms into the treehouse, but when she finds milhouse wearing it and actually looking really happy she thinks its best to let her keep it. after that she turns the other cheek whenever bart finds an excuse to take her clothes (she leaves out the stuff she doesnt like, but milhouse doesnt seem to mind)

-milhouse has a fuck ass bob and loves headbands and similar preppy things, but dresses like its the mid 90s (maxi skirts, long sleeves w square necklines, zip up sweatshirts, open flannels etc.)

i think thats all i have ? its actually more than i thought so sorry if this is too long lol

[whollyjoly]

shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals <3

I AM SO BEHIND ON ASKS but HELLO PRETZ MY DEAR!!!

alright alright i think im just going to do my "on repeat" playlist because that feels like the right vibe!!

Don't Know What's Come Over You - The Ruen Brothers

look...i love the ruen brothers. i love them SO MUCH. have i used songs from them for moodboards in both the bob and the 911 fandoms?? yes yes i have. i will shout about them from the rooftops because i just love their music!!! SO MUCH!!!

also i got to see them in concert a few weeks back and they are just!! so talented AND so nice!!! ahhhhhh okay anyways

2. Dream Girl Evil - Florence + The Machine

i have been on SUCH a florence + the machine kick recently!! you can blame @xxluckystrike for reminding me just how much i love them a few months back 😅 and ive been OBSESSED ever since so thank you blu!!!

also idk what it is but with canon bi!buck, i just feel like he would fucking love f+atm okay?? so i am living not just vicariously through him but FOR him

3. The Storm in You - The Ruen Brothers

LOOK i said i was obsessed and so it is not surprising in the least that they're on my "on repeat" playlist multiple times 😅😅 this song IN PARTICULAR though is a personal fav!! there's something about it that just makes me want to dance?? like swing or blues dance, something slow on a summer evening with the sun bathing everything in a dark pink and golden glow...

(they also played a slow version of this at the concert i went to that made my heart MELT so im especially obsessed)

4. A.M. Radio - The Lumineers

look i've been a lumineers girlie for a long time, and this album is just SUCH easy listening for me!! if ever im feeling overwhelmed or anxious, this is one of my go-to albums to put on and just turn off my brain!!

is it basic hipster of me?? maybe. do i care?? HELL no!!

5. The Exception - Dustbowl Revival feat. The Secret Sisters

okay okay so this is funny because like?? i have NO idea where i found this song?? maybe it was on one of the daylists or something, but all i know is that i found it and theres something about it that scratches SUCH a good itch in my brain?? it's also sooooo cute, not just the song and the lyrics but the album art too!! look at that!! the lil astronauts and a flower!!

but like, tell me this doesnt just make your heart so happy:

and i could go forevermore / maybe we open a general store in some small town / where no one could find us

no matter what i say or what I do / i can't live without you 'cause you're the exception to the rule

its literally the most kicking my feet twirling my hair giggling song i can think of rn, i love it just SO much!!

ANYWAYS thank you so much for sending this to my pretz my dear!! i hope you are doing WONDERFULLY and i just adore you SO MUCH!! 🥰💖✨

[br1ghtestlight]

best gene focused episodes of bob's burgers (in my opinion):

boys just wanna have fungus (s10ep2) AMAZING bob and gene episode he's so cute and funny in this episode AND he ends up saving the day at the end in a very non-confrontational way :) i love him wearing his lil rain jacket and going shopping for groceries for bob ("we'd probably last three days in an apocolypse with you around, gene" "a long weekend :D" makes me CRY they're so sweet)

the laser-inth (s7ep18) another great bob and gene episode!!! gene was so sweet and excited in this episode and bob was a great dad too :) love them bonding over their love and enjoyment of music and bob explaining the show to gene

a-sprout a boy (s12ep19) gene's passion for his game was so cute and he just loves playing!!! his game where he dresses up a cat in cute outfits!!!!! and i love the ending where he shows bob the song he was writing with the help of his game and bob is like wow thats actually really impressive (and i love that he goes on online discussion forums for his cat game and he was planning to make an account to post his song) really good parenting from bob in this episode in a way that isnt just the usual "supportive and chill no matter what his kids do" but actually challenging them. bob and gene grow vegetables in this episode also :)

mr lonely farts (s11ep14) this episode is such an interesting look into how gene processes negative or scary emotions and how he copes under stress like everything with ken was SUPER interesting to me!!!! him getting trapped in the basement and making his bun burger :') his song was really great and as a bonus both subplots are entertaining too

drumforgiven (s10ep11) cute episode!!! focuses mostly on louise feeling the need to protect gene and how gene deals with conflict and disagreements differently from other people, its always interesting to see him get into an arguement with one of his sisters :0 also his drum machine music was kinda banger

y tu ga-ga tambien (s8ep9) this barely counts as a gene focused episode but im including it bcuz his speech at the end is very good <3 i have felt exactly like him MANY times in my life and feeling like you're being excluded from something everyone else is doing is so hard. he's such a sweetheart

large brother, where fart thou? (s7ep5) amazing episode focused on gene and louise's relationship and how gene doesnt act like a typical older brother. him trying to be responsible when they were left home alone and he was in charge of watching louise was cute he tried so hard omg!!!! obviously the ending where gene stands up for louise is like one of the best gene moments in the show. anytime shrimp :')

stand by gene (s6ep12) once again BARELY a gene focused episode but he's in the title so it counts!!!! love to see all the kids friends hanging out together and going on an adventure and gene giving everyone piggybacks was nice to see :) just a very enjoyable episode tbh

the gene and courtney show (s6ep7) very sweet episode and i love the ending!!! i love their chemistry in this episode and the awknowledgement that they're better off as friends. gene's song for courtney at the end of this one is very sweet and kinda heartbreaking but it really shows how emotionally mature he is and how he deals with relationships <3

itty bitty ditty committee (s5ep17) i disagree with this episodes premise that gene isnt a real musician BUT its great to see him learning to play with the music teacher and him forming a band that continues to be a thing through later episodes and the movie!!! also louise and tina are great sisters in this episode

lil hard dad (s5ep14) gene saves the day once again!!!! not one of my favorite episodes tbh but gene is great in this episode and he's so funny when bob is like no i dont need a ladder and gene is like ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT and obviously the ending with him is great solid gene episode 10/10 (and him wanting to be brave and strong so that he can protect his sisters like how bob does is adorable)

best burger (s5ep5) GENE EPISODE OF ALL TIME episode that confirms his adhd also..... love him trying to help his dad and apologizing for screwing everything up and getting distracted. love bob saying that he loves gene for who he is and he doesnt want him to change. "im sorry i screw up today dad im sorry i screw up all the time" still gets me. he is so Little :(

gene it on (s4ep20) cheerleading episode :D honestly gene is just so funny in this episode i love how he's clearly Not into whatever linda has going on and bob is also so supportive its great. lives were changed

the unnatural (s3ep23) nobody expected me to put an early season episode on this list but gene is so silly in this episode i love him dearly <3 he's just a baby boy and he sucks so bad at playing baseball

oh row you didn't (s13ep12) OKAY LET ME EXPLAIN this episode is like a solid 6/10 and the moral at the end is okay but something about seeing gene's shitty green origami frog hung up in the restaurant next to the article about the rower is so sweet it almost made me cry when i was rewatching it.... also he's so funny when he and bob are rowing the boat In ocean super safe Just remember the good times

also bonus shoutout to the plight before christmas (s13ep10) which is NOT a gene episode but his subplot is so good it had to be mention he's such a talented musician!!!! also v for valentine-detta (s8ep8) which is a tina episode but i love his subplot with bob. their relationship is sooo special to me

[merwynpersonalhub]

OKAY YOU GOTTA TELL ME ABOUT MARCO NOW

Lay all of the information on the table I wanna hear EVERYTHING you have to offer

YOU MADE A GRAVE MISTAKE/SILLY

IMMA DO A BASIC LORE THING FOR HIM BC IF I GET INTO EVERYTHING I BE UP LIKE SO FUCKING LATE CHDJDH

MARCO GOES BY ANY PRONOUNS AND SHE LIKES WEARING DRESSES AND FEM STUFF THE MOST

MARCO IS THE TOWNS MAILMAN AND IS A VERY SWEET MAN BUT ALSO A GREMLIN WHO GEYS ALONG GREAT WITH KIDDOS SINCE HE HAD TO RAISE HIS 3 SIBLINGS BY HIMSELF AT A VERY YOUNG AGE (basically raising them at like fucking 7- He grew up wayyyy too fast) AND SORTA HAS A FOUND FAMILY WITH MR WONDER, PUMP, AND SUSIE-

ANYWAYS UH HES HIGHSCHOOL FRIENDS WITH STREBER WHO LOST CONTACT SINCE THEY WENT TO DIFFERENT COLLEGES- BUT WHEN MARCO SAW EM AGAIN THEY JUST GOT CLOSE WITH EM AGAIN-

MARCO MOVED INTO TOWN AFTER DROPPING OUT COLLEGE AND SHE SORTA TRIED TO GET A JOB BUT ONLY GOT THE MAILMAN JOB- BUT HE LOVES HIS JOB SINCE HE MEETS EVERYONE AND CAN TRAVEL FAR AND STUFF- His boss just sucks >:[

MARCO IS THE VESSEL OF EYES BY ACCIDENT (I HAVE A HUGE ASS HC ON EYES) SKID AND PUMP DRAGGED HIM ALONG AND SORTA GOT REALLY FUCKED UP- HE DOESNT REMEMBER THAT NIGHT ANDDDD HES NOT HUMAN ANYMORE AND SORTA CAN GROW TENTACLES OUT OF HIS SIDES LATER ON- (also if you look close you can see all that cyan shit on him- thats eyes that fucked him up- he just says its glow in the dark tattoos-)

hes is also a victim of bob before streber- his arm got badlyyyy fucked up and hes sorta very terrfied of him and got alot of paranoia about it and anxiety-

theres so much i could ramble- about a ex boyfriend he has that sucks so much all my friends hate him- how i hc the cult kidnapped him later on- abouf his dog- i got so much in my brain its not funny i dont even remember all his damn lore rn elp- also hes friends with fat thief and hates thin theif

how hes the mailbox thief in town-

theres so much oh my lord hdjdjd

[aemiron-main]

EHHFDFBGFHFHDDBDFGBJDF OMG SO IM SO SLOW TO REPLY IM SORRY BUT IM LOSING IT DFSHJSDFDS OK SO IM GOING TO START WITH THE VERY TOP OF THIS THREAD

Stranger Things S2 01 

FIRST OF ALL IM HOLLERING OVER THE MONSTER HOUSE GIF THATS WHY HE SEEMS SO FAMILIAR OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD

AND RIGHT POOR WILL HES SO BABY IM SOBBING...

((AND YES OMG GO HAM IM aemiron ON DISCORD!!!! YES YES PLEASE TOTALLY FEEL FREE TO DM ME OMG I HAVE SO MANY TIMELINE THOUGHTS)

HFGHDFGHDFGM GIGGLING OVER YOU MEETING MURRAY HES SO. HES SUCH A GUY. AN ICON

AND MOODDDDD ME IGNORING THE STRAIGHT ROMANCE IN THE GAY SHOW LIKE CMON I COME HERE FOR GAY!!

AND RIGHT GOD MIKE AND EL ARE LIKE. THEYRE LIKE WATCHING A TRAINWRECK ESP IN S3. AND ALSO YOURE VERY RIGHT MIKE DOES N O T COPE WELL

HOLLERING OVER BILLY LOOKING TRANS AGWFSDF billy is so funny 2 me because i actually have an irl brother with the same sort of blonde hair also named billy LMAO AND RIGHT LIKE WHAT ARE THEY LOOKING AT?? ARE THEY HALLUCINATING????

and MOOOOOOOOOOOODDD SCOTT/MR CLARKE MY BELOVED I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I ADORE HIM I SWEAR TO GOD HIM AND HENRY CREEL WERE GAY BOY BESTIES (did you see the black cat decorations behind scott? because those connect to henry) AND REAL JOYCE DESERVES TO BE SOOOOO HAPPY AND BOB IS A SWEETHEART FR I ADORE HIM

AND MOOOOODDD WITH THE HOPPER FLASHBACKS

((AND ALSO IM HOLLERING OVER THE BIRD ASGFSFHSDFNFD)

FHHSDHJDFJ HELPPP IVE NEVER BEEN IN A CORN MAZE BUT THEY SEEM BOTH FUN AND SCARY

AWBSDBJHSJFD HOLLERING OVER NANCY AND JON AND 3RD WHEELER STEVE.. AND YES OMG IM NOT PERSONALLY VERY FOCUSED ON THEM BUT LOTS OF PEOPLE SHIP THEM POLY!!!!!! ESP W STEVE HAVING GIFTED JON THE CAMERA AT THE END OF S1!! DUSTIN AND HIS HATS ARE SO PRECIOUS AND I LOVE MAX SM and RIGHT POOR WILL IS JUST CONSTANTLY GOING THROUGH IT ALL OF THE TIME

and YESSSSSS THE LAB FHJDF AND RIGHT ITS SO WEIRD THAT JOYCE TRUSTS THEM DESPITE THE S1 NEWSPAPER SAYING THAT JOYCE LITERALLY FOUND WILL AS A TEST SUBJECT AT THAT EXACT LAB. AND ITS 10000% THE LAB AND ITS SO DAMN WEIRD ESPECIALLY SINCE HOPPER GETS INTO THAT LAB CAR AT THE VERY END OF S1 AND WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT/WHY HE DID IT... IT’S ALL SO WEIRD LIKE WHY DO THEY TRUST THE LAB!!!!!!!!!!! AND HOW DID THEY GET OUT OF THE LAB IN S1????? AND RIGHT THE WHOLE ACT NORMAL THING IS SUCH BS IT DOESNT HELP ME EITHER... AND UIHFJFDJG THATS DR OWENS AND HES SO. HES. HES SUCH AN ENIGMA LIKE IM TRYING TO FIND OUT SO HARD WHATS UP WITH HIM ESPECIALLY SINCE HE’S SUPER SUPER PARALLELED TO VICTOR CREEL/HENRYS DAD AND ESPECIALLY SINCE OK LIKE

YKNOW THE PART IN THAT SCENE WITH HOPPER AND JOYCE AND OWENS IN THE OFFICE AND OWENS TALKS ABOUT HOW HE “GETS IT”/GETS WHAT HAPPENED TO JOYCE??? IM SITTING HERE LIKE. OWENS. WHAT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GET IT??? WHAT DO YOU GET ABOUT LOSING A SON TO THE UPSIDE DOWN???? (AND ESP CONSIDERING THAT OWENS CALLS POSSESSED WILL ‘SON’ LATER ON... OWENS WAS EDWARD YOUR SON??? ESP SINCE YOURE PARALLELED TO HENRYS DAD???? AND IF EDWARD WAS THE ONE POSSESSING WILL???)

THERES SO MUCH TIMELINE SHIT GOING ON RN FR ESPECIALLY BECAUSE LIKE. WHAT IS UP WITH BRENNER IN S2. WHERE IS HE. WE SUPPOSEDLY SAW ONE BRENNER DIE BUT A.) WE DIDNT SEE HIM DIE HE WAS OFFSCREEN AND B.) WE HAVE BOTH A RICHARD AND A MARTIN BRENNER LISTED.... SO IM LIKE.. IS S2 THE TIMELINE WHERE ONE OF THEM DIED BUT THE OTHER ONE DIDNT DIE?????? ESPECIALLY SINCE S1 BRENNER’S HAIR PARTS ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE COMPARED TO S4 BRENNER’S HAIR..

AND RIGHT THE UD LOOKING FREAKIER GOD....

AND YEAH MAX’S BROTHER. IS NOT A GOOD DUDE.

and RIGHT TED'S CLIFF COMMENT GODDDD

AND YESSSS GOD TY FOR REMINDING ME ABT THAT TECH WITH THE MUSIC HEHE BC I NEED TO GO REWATCH THAT SCENE AND SEE IF IT TIES INTO SOME OF THE S4 NINA PROJECT STUFF....

AND HOLY SHIT YES EXACTLY THATS SUCH A GOOD POINT ABT THE DOORS BEING LIKE PORTALS THERES SO MUCH DOOR IMAGERY IN THIS SHOW ESP IN S3... it DOES affect the inside of the arcade but it took a second to do so at first (the arcade interior goes from totally normal looking with people -> normal looking but Empty except for will -> empty except for will and fucked up UD looking).... and it's so weird bc that "in between" space where it's Not UD Looking but IS empty comes back with el in the cabin in s3... IM LIKE WHAT IS THAT?????? ESP WITH MR CLARKE'S FLEA AND THE ACROBAT THING AND HOW THE TIGHTROPE'S IN THE MIDDLE AND THE FLEA CAN GO ABOVE OR BELOW IT AND THAT WEIRD EMPTY IN BETWEEN SPACE ALMOST BEING LIKE THE TIGHTROPE ITSELF???

also HOLLERING OVER EL BEING A CREATURE RIGHT I LOVE HER SHES SO CREATURE CODED THOUGH FR

S2 02-03

Episode 2

RIGHT AUUWHWGWHWHW EL MY BABY…….. AND RIGHT HEENNFNFFN THEY SHOW US EL LEAVING THE UD BUT THEY DONT SHOW US JOYCE AND HOPPER AND WILL LEAVING?? 🤨🤨🤨🤨 IT’S SUSPICIOUS AS FUCK!!!

ALSO YOU SAYING YOU JUST DONT THINK THAT TERRY’S DAUGHTER IS EL HAS ME LIKE FOX ON CHAIR BC JAMES HAS DONE A BUNCH OF ANALYSIS ON IT AND IT DEF SEEMS LIKE THERE’S MULTIPLE “ELS”/AN EL AND A JANE ETC… IT MAKES ME INSANE FR HDNFNF it’s so weird and it just gets weirder like we see multiple different birth scenes for El and multiple different els and GHRBRNRNRN


and RIGHT EL IS SO PRECIOUS I LOVE HER SHE JUST WANTS TO TRICK OR TREAT….

AND YES OMG WILL’S ART REALLY REALLY KEEPS COMING BACK THROUGH ALL THE SEASONS!!

AND THE PARTY ARE SO BABY THEM BEING THE ONLY ONES IN COSTUME SHDBFNFN

and RIGHT it’s such a good balance of the Insane Supernatural Trauma vs the Shitty Everyday Life Stuff That’s Still Upsetting and just GOD im insane abt it

HELPPP YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE TO CLOCK THAT FOR MAX THERES A LOT OF TRANSMASC MAX ENTHUSIASTS OUT THERE!!

and LITERALLY ITS SO FUCKING WEIRD LIKE OH MY GOD and what you said abt the ud and minimal gear makes me extra insane since a.) it seems like there’s more than one UD i swear and b.) in S4, steve and his group just fucking RAWDOG the UD no hazmat suits or ANYTHING and theyre fine and there S1 UD also doesnt seem to have a hivemind bc joyce steps in the tentacles repeatedly and nothing happens whereas in S4 steve and co cant even BREATHE wrong without the tentacles grabbing them… i swear to god the s1 ud and the s4 ud are two different places.

AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISCREPANCIES PLAY A HUGE HUGE HUGEEEEEEE ROLE IN THE TIMELINE STUFF YOURE SPOT ON… THERES A TON OF WEIRDNESS ON HALLOWEEN IN S2 WITH WILL’S CAMERA & THE 8:15 TIMESTAMP AND JUST. ALL OF THE CAMERA TIMESTAMPS IN THIS SHOW AND ALL THE CLOCKS AND ALL SORTS OF TECHNOLOGY BITS ARE TIED TO TIMELINE FUCKERY FR

AND RIGHTTT st really is The trauma show… AND MOOD I HATE THAT TOO SO IM VERY GLAD ST TACKLES THE FACT THAT THE WHOLE PRETEND NOTHINGS WRONG THING ISNT HELPFUL

AND MOOOODD DUSTIN AND LUCAS AND EL MY BELOVEDS HSFNNGNNG AND THATS SO REAL ABT EL AND HER TV SHOWS LIKE 🤝🤝🤝 MOOODDD

AND OUDGDHD THANK YOUU I AM STARING AT THE BUMPER CROP EP LIKE 👁👁👁👁👁

and yess YESS the ud is def tied to the crops dying

AND GODDD im sorry you had to deal with jackass behaviour like billy’s :(((( he’s rlly such a piece of work /neg

HENDNFNGNG THERES MORE MOLDLY FOOD ETC TO COME IN S4 TOO

WILL AND HIS CRIPASS BOWLCUT LIKE HE WAS AN ICON FOR THAT TBH HDBDND

AND I LOVE BOB SO MUCH HES SO. it also makes me INSANE that bob very very likely knew henry as a kid. bob. BOB WHAT DO YOU KNOW!!!!!!

BDENRNFNFNF HOPPER AND HIS WAFFLES AGAIN EL IS SO CREATURE CODED

AND HEHEHE WILL AND EL BOTH YELLING FOR MIKE part of it imo is byler subtext/starting to make things look like more of a love triangle/will calling out for mike in the same way that mike’s girlfriend does. he’s a gayass i love him

AND HEENNFNF STEVE DEF HAS THOSE BABY COW EYES FRRRR

AND YEHEYEYSSSS THERE IS ANOTHER PARALLEL TO THE COUCH SCENE LATER ON!!!

AND RIGHT MIKE AND WILL ARE SOOO PRECIOUS MIKE LOVES HIM SM AUGH LIKE.. will being able to be honest with mike and mike also being able to open up abt what he’s been seeing… im Normal…

AND THATS EXACTLY THE VIBE RE: HOUSE HDBFNFNFNGMGMG

AND OFUFHDH RIGHT THE USE OF STATIC IN ST SAME HERE WITH THE AUDITORY HALLUCINATIONS FROM IT (i was SO scared of static as a kid) and they way they use it in st continues to make me Insane esp with the later stuff with tvs and radios and the creels

EPISODE 3

YESSSSS CLAUDIA HENDERSON MY BELOVEDDDDD HEHEHEHE AND IM HOLLERING OVER “YOU GOT A LITTLE FREAK!!!!!” HENNRFNNGMGMG

HEHENDNDN DART IS SO BABY HONESTLY LIKE JUST LET HIM EAT HIS MUSKETEERS… AND POOR YURTLE FR ESP SINCE DART DOESNT EVEN LIKE THE HEAT

AND RIGHT EHENENND i think hopper had seen el out there since she’d been hunting squirrels in the woods/i think he knew she was out there but didnt know 100% where.. BUT STILL RIGHT WHAT IF SOMETHING ELSE TOOK THE WAFFLES

AND MOOODD I LOVE HER and god el not speaking is esp interesting when you consider the fact that henry as a child has Zero speaking lines. Just lots of Staring LMAO

AND FHFNGNGM BOB MY BELOVED HES SO POOKIE !!! AND YES SAME WITH DUSTIN I LOVE HIM DHDBFNF

And god dont even get me STARTED on mr baldo, i wrote a whole post (https://www.tumblr.com/aemiron-main/720036372124221440/bob-and-mr-baldo-was-bob-abused-as-a-child-was?source=share) about how mr baldo is a creep/likely bob’s way of trying to cope with/explain his experiences to Will… the Agony…

AND HEHEHEBEBEBEBEBEB BOB MY BELOVED HES FINE ITS OK HES FINE HES IN ONE PIECE… FOR NOW

AND YES OK IK WE TALKED ABT THIS BEFORE BUT IM COMING BACK TO IT BC I RECENTLY WROTE ANOTHER POST THAT INVOLVES THIS LINE FROM LUCAS AND NOW IM WONDERING IF either henry or edward was drowned by their mother in the creel bathtub as a child + then had his body dumped in the quarry to try and cover it up. There’s SO much drowning imagery associated with the creel tub and some of the shots we get of lucas in s4 with the creel tub behind him & how they tie to this line are just making me Insane…. ANYWAY IM LIKE WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT DAMN TUB AND THE QUARRY BC ITS NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR EITHER HENRY OR EDWARD IN ONE OF THE TIMELINES!!!!!

and yesss YESSS THE PROJECTOR… And scott my beloved..

AND YEYEYEYEYSHS THE LAB SHIT THOSE BITCHES R ALWAYS INVOLVED IN EVERYTHING

AND OWUDHDH GOOD QUESTION ABT THE WAFFLES- i dont think mike answered it, but if you look at murray’s conspiracy board in his bunker, you can see a news article about when el stole waffles from the grocery store in s1- so hopper probably saw the article is my guess! Or mike told him and we just didnt see it!

AND RIGHT EHEJFN BILLY SEEMS 25 FR

AND RIGHT YOUR OTHER BOYFRIEND CMON THE 3 OF YOU JUST DATE ALREADY

AND EXACTLY im glad this conflict is more reasonable instead of steve’s friends just being jackasses lmao. AND REAL I LOVE DUSTIN AND I LOVE DART THE VOMIT SLUG SHDBDNF AND BOB MY BELOVEDDDDD HEHEHEHE I MEAN. HES FINE ITS OKAY HES FINE ITS OKAY DONT WORRY ABOUT BOB

AND JOYCEEEEEE I LOVE HER SM HFBFFNNFNFGMGN BOB CARES SM AND JOYCE LOVES WILL SM AND AUWHWGWH

AND HEHEHE IM LATE WITH THIS SO IM SORRY SO YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM B IT.. AT LEAST HES NOT EVIL!!!!!!! but *demodog voice* “he Was tasty-“

And yeyeys YES THE JANCY BYLER PARALLEL AND THERES ANOTHER PARALLEL TO THE CRAZY TOGETHER COUCH SCENE IN S4 TOO!!!

and maybe things cant go back to the way they were

you: you’re right!! Moving forward!!

Me, shaking sobbing throwing up: STOP TALKING ABOUT GOING BACK STOP IT WITH THE CONTEXT OF HENWARD USING HIS MIND TO TURN THE CLOCK BACKWARDS IN S4 AND HOPPERS LETTER AT THE END OF S3 AND DTEVE TALKING IN S4 ABOUT CRAWLING BACKWARDS AND ALL THE TIME FUCKERY ABDBFNFNFN WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CANT GO BACK HRGHBB

AND OH MY GOD OK SO BARB MAKES ME INSANE BECAUSE IF YOU LOOK REALLY CLOSELY AT THE SNOWBALL IN THE S2 FINAL EP, YOU CAN SEE BARB IN THE BG (and bts pics confirmed it IS her) AND SO YOURE SPOT ON LIKE THERES DEF A SOLID CHANCE BARB IS ALIVE IN ONE TIMELINE…

AND EHENRNNRNENENNENFNG AGAIN IM INSANE BC YOURE PICKING UP ON SHIT LIKE THIS AND IM JUST NODDING FURIOUSLY BC YES YES YES THERES SO SO MUCH WEIRDNESS WITH EL’S MOM ND HER POSSIBLY BEING DEAD/NOT BEING EL’S MOM AND JUST GDODUDHDH

AND HEHEHEHE JOYCE AND TECH…. and the fact that we see that weird 8:15 timestamp on will’s JVC in s2 specifically when joyce is rewinding the tape… it makes me Insane

AND EHENFNF MOOOD MIKE AND WILL MY BELOVED…

Also im CRYING over “baby EggHeadMouthFreak” thats what im calling them from now on HBEENDNDNF

AND DHFBFNNG FRRR MIKE AND HIS HETERONORMATIVITY AND HOMOSEXUALITY AND INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA… will is fighting literal demons mike is fighting gay thoughts

AND RIGHT EXACTLY LIKE MIKE AND EL ARE JUST FIGURING THEMSELVES OUT AND YET SOME PEOPLE THINK THEYRE GOING TO GET *MARRIED* AT THE END OF S5 WHICH IS INSANE

HHEBEFNFNFN WILL IS ALWAYS GOING THROUGH IT LIKE THIS POOR GUY CANNOT CATCH A BREAK

AND IM LOSING IT AGAIN OVER THAT PICTURE LIKE THAT WAS MY EXACT FACE WHEN I WATCHED THAT SCENE LIKE PLEASE SHADOW MONSTER STEP AWAY FROM THE CHILD PLEASE PLEASEEEE

S2 04

HGEHEENRNFNFNF HELPPPPPPP

AND RIGHT MIKE STARING AT HIM… THEYRE GAY YOUR HONOUR

AND HE *IS* LOSING MEMORIES RIP WILL GODSPEED BUDDY

AND RIGHT RIGHT WE CANT TRUST THESE LAB BITCHES I AM PUTTING EVERY LAB ASSOCIATED BITCH UNDER MY MICROSCOPE AND STARING AT THEM…

And oh YES will is definitely autistic imo like no doubt AND YES DEFINITELY ALEXITHYMIA VIBES UR NOT WRONG AT ALL….. will is autistic for sure

AND RIGHT AUUWGWHH EL MY BELOVED

AND RIGHT HOPPER PLS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER LIKE CMON MAN THERES NO NEED FOR THIS

AND EHRBFNGNGN RIGHTTTTTTTTTT

AND GOD YES OK temp low and the dissociating im not sure abt ice powers (still a possibility) but there is SO much temperature weirdness in ST + the UD being cold + UD creatures being susceptible to fire and all the talk of burning things ESPECIALLY in s4… its so…

AND YESSSS YESS THE IRL CONNECTIONS MY BELOVED AND SCOTT MY BELOVEDDDDDDD SCOTT EXPLAINING FLIGHT OR FIGHT…. God i love scott

AND HEBEBEHEHFN HOPPER RLLY HAS. SMTHN UP WITH HIM IN THIS EP FR LIKE BRO GO TAKE A WALK SHES A CHILD LIKE GO TAKE A BREATHER AND LEAVE IT ALONE

AND RIGHT EGEBFNF HONESTLY ITS LIKE WHAT IS BILLYS FUCKIN ISSUE WITH *EVERYONE*…. AND HOLLERING OVER BILLY LOOKING LIKE HED SHOWER WITH SOCKS ON DHDBFNGNG

AND MOOOOD COMMUNAL SHOWERS MY BEHATED

AND RIGHT THE PARK PARANOIA WHICH the park scene makes me extra insane considering that there’s a park/playground literally DIRECTLY across from the creel house….

NAD HEBFNGNGNG WILLS GOING THROUGH MORE THAN DISSOCIATION TOO LIKE JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE HIS BRAIN SCANS SHRNGNNGNG

AND YES YES WILL IS CONNECTED TO THE HIVEMIND THATS WHATS HAPPENING TO HES CONNECTED TO ANY CREATURES WITH SHADOW PARTICLES IN THEM/THAT ARE CONNECTED TO THE UD

AND RIGHT LIKE MIKE PLS CHILL IT YOU DONT NEED TO START BARKING AT HER JUST CAUSE UR MAD THAT UR GAY…

AND RIGHT HOPPERS JUST GOT THE RECORDS UNDER THE FLOOR DHFBGNGNGNMG

AND RIGHT MOOODDDDD AND GOD owens makes me insane bc its like hes obviously Not Great but he is more genuine in s4/argues with brenner and im like. It baffles me bc owens DOES seem to have WAY more morals than brenner (and he also doesnt have the sexual predator coding/imagery that brenner has) but i also do NOT trust his ass because he’s always flip flopping and he also works for hnl so automatically suspicious

AND RIGHT OWENS ACTING LIKE IT WAS AN OOPSIE LIKE BRO YOU KILLED PEOPLE!!! AND RIGHT LIKE CMON OWENS NOBODYS BUYING THAT SHIT ABT THE RUSSIANS (picture me hiding s3 behind a curtain HDBDBDBD)

AND RIGHT THE PUMPKIN PATCH AND THEN AS YOUVE ALREADY SEEN BC IM LATE CATCHING UP ON THIS.. THE UD TUNNELS UNDER HAWKINS

AND YEAH BILLY IS DEFINITELY RACIST LIKE WHAT WE SEE OF IT IS ACTUALLY A TONED DOWN VERSION OF HOW RACIST HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WHICH IS INSANE BC HES CLEARLY RACIST ASF

AND YESSSSSS THE TERRY PAPER HEHEBEBEBEENE. god good point actually i should go compare those two papers at some point

AND OH JUST FUCKING WAIT UNTIL S4 BECAUSE WHILE YES BRENNERS WIG IS HILARIOUS . THERES ALSO. SO MUCH WEIRNDESS WITH HIS WIGS IN S4 THATS CONNECTED TO TIMELINE SHIT AND MORE THAN ONE BRENNER AND LIKE HWOEHRBRNGNGN. ITS INSANE FOR SOME REASON IN THE BTS PICS HE HAS LIKE THIS GOLLUM ASS STRINGY HAIR WIG TOO THAT WE HAVENT SEEN IN THE SHOW YET??

AND THATS SO REAL HWEHFNFN YOUR INTUITION IS SO REAL ABT EL AND JANE LIKE THEYRE NOT THE SAME GIRL FR…. JANE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

AND GOD THE LAB BUGGING THINGS MAKES ME INSANE DVFBFNGNGNGNGNG LIKEEEE ESPECIALLY STARING AT THE CREEL HOUSE THE LAB BUGGED THE CREEL HOUSE ON MOVE IN DAY I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES

AND RIGHT WIEHFHFNGMMGMGMG POOR MEWS I ALWAYS FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM LIKE DART IS SO CUTE BUT ALSO POOR MEWS.

AND YESSSSSSS THANK YOU EOFJDHDHFNFNGNG IM STARING SO MUCH ST YOUR MUSIC CHOICES CONTINUE TO MAKE ME INSANE!!!

S2 05

HEFBFNF JOYCE LOVES AND SUPPORTS WILLS ART FR!!

AND ODUDGDHD STARING AT WHAT YOU SAID ABT THEM BEING ON THE LEFT BC THERES A LOT OF LEFT VS RIGHT STUFF THAT COMES UP IN S4…

AND RIGHT RHRNGNGNGNG HOPPER WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!!! However interestingly enough while it IS stupid for hopper to go into it despite knowing its toxic, what actually ends up getting him is the tentacles grabbing him- which, in s1, they DONT grab him or joyce, so this is an unexpected surprise for hopper when they grab him in s2.

AND WHDNFNFFNNGNG THATS SO FAIR W POLYAM

AND RIGHT THE LITTLE SLEEPING BAG HES SO BABY

AND EHEBFNGNGNG IM GLAD YOU STARTED PREPARING AHEAD OF TIME FOR BOB BC… MY GOD…. POOR GUY

Also hollering over “give that bitch a nicotine addiction” GEBRNFMGKGKG

AND RIGHT AUWHWGWHWH POOR DUSTIN LIKE BUDDY YOU STILL GOTTA BURY THAT…. And also still losing it over Egg Beast GSBDBDBD

AND RIGHT DARTS JUST A LITTLR GUY DOING HIS BEST HE DOWSNT KNOW ANY BETTER

AND RIGHT LIKE GIRL EL WHAT ABOUT STRANGER DANGER i mean i guess she’s grown up with brenner and is like Well It Cant Possibly Be Worse Than That

AND YES ITS THE SAME PLACE unless im missing some details gotta go look again bc timeline shit is always happening in this show

AND YEEYEYEYS TERRY IS 100% REPEATING SMTHN SHE SAW AND IT MAKES ME INSANE BC THE RAINBOW ROOM TERRY SAW IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM THE RAINBOW ROOM WE SEE IN S4 WHICH WOULD ALSO TIE INTO EL AND JANE BEING DIFFERENT PEOPLE SINCE THEY EACH SEEM TO HAVE A DIFFERENT RAINBOW ROOM TOO…

AND DHEBFNF MONSTER HOUSE LOOKING ASS HELPPP

AND BABY EGG MAX AND LUCAS…….

AND WHEOFOGUFHFBFBFB WATCHING YOU SUFFER OVER BOB IS SUCH A MOOD IM STILL NOT OVER HIS DEATH LIKE WODHDHFNGNGMMG

Bob is doing his BEST okay!!!!! HES SO PERFECT

AND YESSSSS ERICA MY BELOVED AND TERRY AND EL AND YEYEYEEYSHSB PKAY SO

WHAT YOU SAID ABT THIS NOT BEING HOME RE: TERRY AND EL makes me insane bc im currently working on an analysis of this but the song that plays when el first pulls up to terry’s house in that semi is “green green grass of home” which when you actually look at that song makes NO sense for el and terry because the song is about a man in prison on death row thinking about his childhood home- el is not in prison not on death row NOR HAS SHE EVER BEEN TO THIS HOUSE BEFORE. But yknow who that song DOES fit perfectly?? VICTOR CREEL WHO IS CURRENTLY SERVING A LIFE SENTENCE IN PENNHURST & THINKS ABOUT THE CREEL HOUSE ALL THE TIME!!! ME WHEN EL’S SONG ABT HOME IS TIED TO THE CREELS BECAUSE SHES A CREEL BECAUSE SHES EDWARDS KID AND- GUNSHOTS

AND GDODUDGH GOD RIGHT WHAT YOU SAID ABT TERRY SEEMING STUCK LIKE WILL MAKES ME INSANE BC ITS LIKE. THERES SO MUCH TIME LOOP IMAGERY WITH TERRY AND WITH THE NINA PROJECT LATER ON AND HOW TERRY CONNECTS TO THAT AND IM LIKE TERRY IS PART OF YOU/YOUR MIND STUCK IN A TIME LOOP??? WHATS GOING ON???


and right BOB IS SO PRECIOUS I LOVE HIM SMMMMM

and fucking HOLLERING OVER COCOMELON SHIT TO TEDS BRAINW EVFNFNGNFNFNFN REAL

AND YEEYEYEYS STEVE AND DUSTIN GET CLOSER YES YOU WILL DEF SEE MORE OF THEM TOGETHER ESP IN S3!!!!!

AND DHDBFNGNGNGNGNG HOPPERS OKAY DW

AND GOD OK SO YES THERE IS AN ACTUAL RUSSIAN PLOT LIKE IN S3 AND ALSO IN S4 THERES AN ACTUAL RUSSIAN PLOT IN RUSSIA…

AND RIGHTTTT MURRAY IS SO RIGHT MURRAY IS HOW I FEEL DOING ST ANALYSIS TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO SEE THE TRUTH OF EDWARD AND HENRY ETC LIKE… LOOK BEHIND THE CURTAIN PEOPLE!!!

AND RIGHT TERRYS WHOLE BIRTH THING IS SOOOOOO. AND YEYEYS TWO DIFFERENT RAINBOW ROOMS JUST WAIT UNTIL S4 AND ITS SO. ITS INSANE IT MAKES ME INSANE BC TERRY ALSO HAS DIFFERENT CONTRADICTORY BIRTH SCENES FOR EL LATER ON AND ITS SOOOOOO

UAWGDHHGNGNMGNGNGNG HOLLERING OVER ALL OF THIS BOB IS SO PERFECT FR AND RIGHT THE FUCKING WHITE VANS. JUST WAIT UNTIL BRENNER LITERALLY STARTS HANDING OUT CANDY IN S4 LIKE ITS LITERALLY SO FUCKING ON THE NOSE

AND WILL. WILL IS SOOO. His possession makes me insane like WILL WHO POSSESSED YOU

AND YESSS IFUDGDHD GREAT CONNECTION WITH THE MUSIC YESSS

S2 06

RIGHT LIKE CLAUDIA HENDERSON WHAT ARE YOU DOING RN?????


and right RIGHT HIM AND HIS YES MEN IM EXPLODING ALL LAB EMPLOYEES WITH MY MIND RN THEY ARE THE EPITOME OF GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE

HEBDNFNF I LOVE MURRAY AND HIS CONSPIRACY STUFF And him giving them drinks LMAO HENENENENE AND YES HE LIVES AT LEAST SO FAR YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABT HIM HES IN S3 AND S4 TOO AND HE JUST KEEPS GETTING MORE ICONIC

AND RIGHT LIKEEEE NO THANK U

RIGHTTTTTTTT LIKE THEY JUST WANNA THROW HIM BACK OUT THERE??

AND HOLLERING OVER WHOSE SKINFLAKES WHENENNFNFNGNGN I WISH I KNEW WHAT THAT SHIT WAS

BOB IS SO PRECIOUS WHENFNF I WOULD DIEEE IF YOU DREW HIM HES SO. BELOVED FR I NEED TO SEE HIM IN THE FIRST SHADOW PREQUEL PLAY CMON BOB ITS ALREADY CONFIRMED THAT UR IN THE PLAY (omg wait remind me 2 show u the leaked first shadow play bob audition videos…. hes so silly i love him we get to see highschool era bob doing a little dance)

AND HDFBFNGNGNG BILLY HATERS UNITE FR

AND RIGHT EHRNFNRNRNF HOPPER GOT THE SHORT END OF THE STICK

AND YES YES CALLING WILL SON HEHEHEHEH IT MAKES ME INSANE WHY ARE YOU CALLING HIM SON STOP THAT OWENS WHY ARE YOU CALLING HIM SONNNNN

AND YES BASICALLY!!!

AND EHEBDBFNFN STEVE AND HIS BI SWAG AND HAIR TUTORIALS… HES TEYING HIS BEST OK

And also im EXPLODING your asshole ex boyfriend with my mind im tearing him apart but also LITERALLY WHAT KIND OF REDNECK HICK SHIT IS THAT WHICH IS RICH COMING FROM ME BUT LIKE COME ONNNNNN

AND RIGHT RIGHT LIKE HOPPER!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!! Its rlly so disappointing to see & EXACTLY THOUGH LIKE YOU SAID ITS INTERESTING TO SEE HIS ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES… AND EXACTLY THE WAY THE DISMISSIVENESS USUALLY GETS PLAYED FOR LAUGHS VS IT NOW BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY AND ADDRESSED.. AND IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE OMG THE THAT 70S SHOW COMPARISON IS SO GOOD YOURE SPOT ON

AND RIGHTTT LIKE CMON HOPPER YOU GOTTA GIVE HER A BETTER APOLOGY DIRECTLY TO HER

and right RIGHT OWENS ALWAYS FUCKING SEEMS LIKE HE KNOWS MORE THAN HES LETTING ON HE ALWAYS FUCKING SEEMS LIKE HES HIDING SMTHN LIKE OWENS LET ME IN YOUR WEIRD LITTLE BRAIN

ALSO HOLLERING OVER THE YONI EGG INTERJECTION HEHHRFNNGG

AND YES THE DAMN FOG IT HAUNTS ME BC OF SOME OF THE DND FOG STUFF AND MIKE LATER TALKING TO WILL ABT CASTING FOG CLOUD AND THE FOG ON THE NIGHT WILL VANISHED AND IM LIKE WHAT IS UP WITH THIS FUCKING FOG!!

And thats so fair god exploding both ur brother and billy… billy stans rlly r Something (delusional)

OH THERES MORE THAN TWO WHENRNRNFNG

AND RIGHT ALL THE DAMN BONES

GODUDGDHDHD ANOTHER HALF SONG IM STARING SM YESSS

S2 07

YES OK SO YES THE TERRY EP GOD IT MAKES ME INSANE LIKE THE LITTLE BLONDE GIRL IS SUPPOSED TO BE BABY EL /JANE AND ITS SOOOO. ITS LIKE. THATS NOT EL. WHO ARE YOU!!! AND KALI/8 IS THERE TOO YES ANS SHE GETS NAMEDROPPED IN S4 AGAIN AND IT MAKES ME INSANEEE

AND RIGHT BECKYS SUCH A GOOD SPORT ABT IT LMAO

AND RIGHT AUWHDGDHFHF EL….. AND YEAH KALI DEF USES HER LMAO KALI IS LIKE.. i enjoy her character but some of the shit she pulls with el esp with that brenner vision??? Mean as fuck like JESUS

AND RIGHT RIGHT RIGHTTTTTT KALI STOP IT YOURE REPEATING THE CYCLE KALI PLEASE YOURE JUST CREATING MORE TRAUMA YOURE TRAUMATIZING THOSE GIRLS AND RE TRAUMATIZING EL LIKE PLEASE JUST SIT DOWN AND CHILL A LITTLE

and right like i get where kalis coming from but a.) what happens when theyre all dead and b.) she’s dragging el along with her And traumatizing other kids in the process

AND YESSS HOME TIME FOR EL

S2 08

HEHNFNFNMFMF HELPPPPP

AND RIGHT WILL FREAKING TF OUT AND YELLING ABT LYING VS HENWARDS MONOLOGUE ABT LYING LATER IN S4 GOD IT MAKES ME INSANE

right RIGHT IT PRETENDING TO BE WILL ITS SOOOO. GOEUEGRHDNFNGNFNGMGM

And RIGHT billy just triggers the instinct to Kill and Maim fr

AND GOD A WHITE VERSION OF UR DSD…

And yeah SO many people think it excuses his behaviour and its INSANE. Like with henry my whole point with defending him isnt “its okay that he did xyz” its instead “henry literally did not do xyz heres the proof it Wasnt Him Free My Man From The Allegations” whereas so many hardcore billy stans are like “actually racism is ok bc billy’s dad called him a faggot”

AND ODUDDHH YES TY OH IM JOTTING THAT DOWN ABT BILLYS DAD AND SON I NEVER NOTICED THAT THANK YOUUUU

AND RIGHT STEVE IS SO FUNNY EVEN WHEN HES NOT TRYING TO BE DHDBFNF

BOB NEWBY SUPERHERO IS LITERALLY SO ICONIC HERNRNFNNF

BEBRNTMGMGMGMGMGMGMHMGMG WATCHING YOU LOSE IT OVER BOB IM JUST LIKE OUGH I KNEW THIS WAS COMING BUT ITS STILL AGONIZING TO WITNESS IM SORRY MAN EGDBNFNF BOB WAS SO GOOD HE DIDNT DESERVE THAT AT ALL POOR BOB MY BELOVED IM HOLLERING OVER THESE REACTION MEMES GEBENFNN IM THE CAT GETTING MY FACE GRABBED AND GIGGLING EVILLY

AND RIGHT RIGHT BOB LORE WHICH THAT MEANS BOB KNEW SCOTT IN SCHOOL WHICH MEANS SCOTT WENT TO SCHOOL IN HAWKINS WHICH WORKS PERFECTLY WITH SCOTT BEING JUST THE RIGHT AGE TO HAVE BEEN IN THE SAME CLASS AS HENRY..

AND DHDBFNF THEYRE PUTTING THE CHARACTER TO WORK!!! MAKING THEM DO MANUAL LABOUR FHFNFN

AND DUSTINS DOING HIS BEST FR AND I SUPPORT U HITTING MAX W THE TRANS BEAM SM..

AND RIGHTHTTTTTT THE RAINBOW SHIP JOYCE IS SO PRECIOUS…

AND IM LOSING IT OVER IT BEING LIKE AN EARLY 2000S COMMERCIAL SEGMENT OH MY GOD THATS EXACTLY THE VIBE HELPPP EHDNFNFNGFNGMG

AND yesyeyessyYES THE WEAPON THING YOURE SPOT ON BC THE GUN NANCY HAS??? IS THE SAME GUN THAT WILL HAD IN THE SHED WHEN HE VANISHED IN S1!!!! YOURE SO RIGHT AND IT MAKES ME INSANE

EPISODE 9

EXACTLY EXACTLY THATS HER FRIEND THATS HER BUDDY HER ROTTEN SOLDIER HER SWEET CHEESE HER GAY BESTIE!!!!

AND RIGHT GET HIS ASS MIKE HFBFNGNGNG and RIGHT ITS THE GATES TO HELL FR

AND GOGUFHFHFJFNFNF RIGHTTT BILLY IS SO. RANCID FR!!!!!!! ALSO HOLLERING OVER PUT THE BOY IN THE SAUNA RIGHHT AFTER BILLY HATER ….HENENENRF YOU ARE GONNA LOVE S3 WHEN BILLY GETS SAUNA’D HEHENNFNF BILLY GETS 7/11 ROTISSERIE CHICKEN’D FR (just realizing youve already watched s3 at this point i how you enjoyed billy getting sauna’d)

AND YESSS MILEVEN AND HOPPER AND EL THOUGHTS IM STARING 👁👁👁

AND RIGHT THERES SOOO MANY GOOD PRACTICAL EFFECTS (fun fact in s1 there’s two diff demogorgons & one is cgi and one is a guy in a practical effects suit)

AND RIGHT STEVE IS IN HIS BABYSITTER ERA FR AND HIM WRAPPING UP THE DESD DEMODOG LIKE A BABY TO PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE LMAO

And RIGHT GOD BILLY STANS ARE. SMTHN ELSE

AND GODDDDD EXPLODING BILLY FOR TRIGGERING YOU and god huge mood with how realistic the character are, there’s so many times where ive been like Oh This Is Very Familiar Unfortunately

AND RIGHT RIGHT THE EXORCIST COMPARISONS ARE SO GOOD ITS SOOOO. IT MAKES ME INSANE BC THE CREEL NEWSPAPERS IN S4 TALK ABOUT AN EXORCISM AT THE CREEL HOUSE AND IM STARING AT THE WILL-HENRY PARALLELS AND HENRY HAVING AN EXORCISM DONE ON HIM….

AND OHHHHHHHH MAN THERES SO SO SO FUCKING MANY CONNECTIONS TO LOST ITS INSANE ITS CONSTANT ESP IN S4

AND YESSSSS WILL HAS BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH

AND RIGHT OH MY GOD DUSTIN AND DART MY BELOVEDDSSSSS FEED HIM HIS SNACK DUSTIN!!!!!!!

AND GODUDGDHDHFH GOD YOUR MIND I NEED TO LOOK INTO THE SONAR FIELD AND LOST STUFF MORE OFJFFHJFJFJG YOURE MAKING ME INSANEEEE IM LOOKING AT STUFF FOR IT RN AND OH MAN I NEED TO SIT DOWN WITH THIS LATER IM HAVING THOUGHTS

AND RIGHT RIGHT THE HALLOWEEN EP AND THE CAMERA COMING BACK THE THE END OF S2 BEFORE THE SNOW BALL!! And speaking of lost, the lost flight 815 vs the 8:15 timestamp on the camera when joyce rewatches the tape even though the tape did Not say 8:15 when will recorded the footage…

AND EXACTLY THE JUMP FROM TRAUMA TO EMBARRASSING KID STUFF

AND RIGHT DUSTIN WITH HIS HAIRRRRRR HES SO POOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AND SCOTTS MOUSTACHE AND LITTLE XMAS SWEATER…. HES SO BABY….. AND LUCAS RIGHT AHSHDB MY BELOVEDS

AND RIGHT RIGHT I DONT GET IT EITHER WHY DO PEOPLE WANT HIM TO BE AROACE SO BAD WHY ARE THEY PICKING HIM SPECIFICALLY I DONT UNDERSTAND!!!!!! AND V SIMILAR AS HE GETS OLDER!!!!!! LET HIM HAVE THE ROMANCE HE WANTS!!!

AND RIGHT EL IS SO PRECIOUS…. AND RIP BOB MY BELOVED :((((

AND RIGHT ITS WEIRD RE: THE THEME SONG BEING USED ON SOME ENDINGS LIKE 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

AND YESSS HEHEHEHE IM ALWAYS STARING FOR UR THOUGHTS 👁👁👁 hehehehhfhfjdf <<33333 i sit here like i Have to write essays i will DIE if i dont get these analysis thoughts out…. And also im so Glad ur enjoying max and fuck billy fr

Bo thank you oh my god i dont know if my comments did this justice but this whole reblog chain was absolute GOLD im still crying over PUT THE BOY IN THE SAUNA!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger Things S2 01

this is just me live blogging watching ST none of my thoughts are v coherent enjoy <3

STARTING OFF REAL INTERESTING BUT REAL TALK when you have like a cool haircut how do you expect not to be found if u do a crime???? LIKE I LOVE YOUR MOHAWK AND I GET IT U DONT WANT TO COVER IT BC OBVIOUSLY BUT!!!!

this is NOT the focus obviously its about the fact theres other kids from the lab BUT AKSHDAKSJDKH

DUSTINNNN!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH IM SO GLAD WE'RE STARTING ON HIM KISS KISS KISS

not the reagan sign STOP STOP ITS BEEN 2 SECONDS I HATE TED THATS HIS NAME RIGHT FIGHT KILL DESTROY BITE BITE BITE BITE

also the boys have grown SO MUCH !!!!!!! i forget there was actual real time between when these were filmed KSJHD im so excited to see Will and his perpetual bowl cut

JOYCE MY MOM!!!!!!!!!! SHES SO PRETTY AND SO CONCERNED I JUST LOVE HER

THE CHIP EATING DUDE FUCKING !!!! REMINDS ME OF THAT FUCKER FROM MONSTER HOUSE???????

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE REMINDS ME OF THIS ASKJDHASKJHDKAJSH

Will is so tiny ..... and little? oh hes being teleported into the fucking upside down again baby boy im so fucking sorry also ilu but why would you just walk outside away from wher eyour friends WERE to look at the horrifying shit world you were trapped and almost died in ????? aSDKJH

Im gonna have to DM you on discord or something so i can properly save all the things you have to say about the timelines and how the Russian shit plays into that because was anyone calling El (im assuming he's referring to her) is Russian??? IK this is possibly the third (?) timeline we've seen (genuinely let me know if i can do that its ok if not i forget tumblr has Dms)

ALSO WHO IS THIS GUY IM CRYING HES!!! WHAT A PI??? WHO ARE YOU

NANCY AND STEVE ALSO BESTIES IM CRYING STEVE IS hes trying so hard are they dating my brain is so full of queer shit that im so deadset on platonic hetero relationships - i paused for one second and unpaused and they kissed SO THAT ANSWERS MY QUESTION

idk what relationships to pay more attention to bc the dynamic between Mike and El interests me the most because of how compulsory everything feels and how El is going to navigate a completetly new environment and how Mike will cope with that? (im assuming its not well)

OH is this the !!! the guy that i see people talk about all the time YEAHHH THE BLOND MULLET MAN AND MAX what the fuck is his name Billy??? He looks trans

CRYING AT CHECKING OUT H IS ASS GIRL WAHT ASS HES FLAT HE HAS NOTH ING AKDSHASKHDKAJSH and those jeans are supposed to be supporting cheeks

I love Mr Clark so much and everyone who looks bored in his class just doesnt GET IT

BUT ALSO MAX I GET IT QUEEN the boys all staring are so good I FORGET THEY GO AS THE GHOST BUSTERS FOR HALLOWEEN

JOYCE MY MOM WHO IS THIS GUY HES??? GOOFY AND SHES SO HAPPY ??? BOB !!! i have no initial bad opinions of him bc hes silly and goofy and he makes Joyce so happy and she deserves to be SO SOSOS OS HAPPY and nothing but happy

IF i have to endure another god damn Hopper flash back im gonna throw up and scream and cry and lose my mind and I won't recover and I'll never come back

Im in call while I watch this episode because i really wanted to get through while and actually use my brain bc i don't that often - but my roommates bird is sitting next to her mic and farting really really softly into it and its making me lose my fucking mind

CORN MAZES WHEN YOURE TALL LOOK SO EASY AND LESS SCARY WHENEVER IM IN A FUCKING CORN MAZE ITS TERRIFYING AND I CANT SEE SHIT BC IM LIKE 2 FEET TALL

NANCCYCYY AND JOHNANATHANANSDNSAKDJ BESTIES BESTIES BESTIES BEST FRIENDS IM MAKING THEM A FRIENDSHIP BRACELET ITS THEIR FAVORITE COLOURS AND THEY NEVER TAKE THEM OFF

ADN STEVE TOO!!! IM SORRY YOURE A THIRD WHEEL BUT its the start of season 2 how do we feel about polyam relationships between them where the audience for that point me in the correct direction

DUSTIN IS RIGHT ALSO I LOVE HIM i love his little hats - MAX IS ALSO RIGHT

God i feel so ba for Will like to be??? singled out like that especially in elementary school? hell.

WHERE ARE THEY GOING TOGETHER WHAT IS HAPPENING ISNT THIS THE LAB ??? ougHHH THAt needle sound was unecessary

REALLY starting to see how this might be a different timelinei have no idea how ???? Joyce would.... trust them??? UNLESS THIS IS A HOSPITAL no its not ho films ina fucking hospital like this

also theyre mentioning the upside down

I understand needing to go back to the only place that fully understands that it exists and you need a place to talk to someone and also monitor him physically without being dismissed as insane - but i dont understand how Joyce OR Hopper would trust the Lab again after everything happened??????

I'm glad that he's actually getting help, and im glad that Joyce and Hopper are there to make him feel safe and support him given everything but !!!!!

this iS THE. He has PTSD. when did they get the word to describe that akjhaskjdh NVM HE JUST SAID IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO IS PRETENDING LIKE EVERYTHING IS NORMAL HELPFUL BC IT SURE THE FUCK IS N OT FOR ME ????????? also who is this DR hes kinder but "i need you to trust me" to JOYCE AFTER THE BRENNER SHIT ???

also them NOT MENTIONING IT WHEN THEY LEAVE BUT JOYCE UPSET ABOUT THE WHOLE "i need you to trust me" THING B UT NOT BRINIGN UP BRENNER?????? susususususus timeline shit anyway EM @ me tell me wahts up kiss kiss mwuah mwuah

OH they've upped their guinea pig game on entering the upside down and the gatelooks fucking uglier and uglier LOVE THE TORCH glad it works but no wonder the gate looks angry???

DUSTINNN I LOVE H IM I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

ough i have a feeling her older brother is gonna ..... trigger me a lil but we'll get through it

THEM BOTH HAVING A CRUSH ON HER!!!!!

If YouR fRiEnD jUmPs OfF a ClIfF 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

THEYRE GOING OVER TO HAVE DINNER WITH BARBS FAMILY STOP STOP STO PST OPST OPST IM GONNA CRY Oh they hired a P.I okay yeah the bald guy he..... HIS CARD STOPPPPP

realizing they defenitely can't tell her parent's what actually happened to her an di hate that im gonna oaufkahd girl im so sorry im so sorry im so osrry UPSET BC SHE AS A CHARACTER DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE I WISH THEY HADN'T DONE HER DIRTY LIKE THAT

all the photos of her would make me so ill to look at like god NANCYYY THE GUILT AND B LAME GIRLIEEEE

also Mike rebelling after experiencing that kind of trauma and losing Will and El even though Will came back he's not the same of corse he's struggling - calling it with the !!!! WALKIE TALKIEEEE girl i miss her too

YEAHHH ITS dustiNNNN BUT HE AKSHDKAJSH

DUSTINNN IM KAHSDKJH I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HES SO SILLY !!!!!!!!!!!!! HES THE SILLY IN MY HEART

HONESTLY props to him again for not like invesigating something that was probably gonna be HORRIBLE he'd survive a horror movie

JOYCEEEEE IN MY FAV SHIRT SHES SO KISS KISS KISS KISS

Johnathan is such a good brother bro BUT ALSO WILL IS SO RIGHT I GET IT I GET IT I UNDERSTAND TREATING IT LIKE ITS NORMAL MAKES IT WORSE !!!! SOMETHING HAPPENED PLEASE ACKNOWLEGE THAT and JOHANATHANNN HES THE FREAK AND A WEIRDO

STOPA SDADKSHJ iT S THAT WHY YOU DONT HAVE ANY FRINEDS SHUT UP STOP STOP /POS

BOB i love you so far and ik that being a step parent in these situation (even tho hes only dating Joyce its the same) is so hard especially when there are kids involved BUT YOURE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB

AND THEYRE ALL WATCHING THE MOVIE TOGETHER AHHH

ew the phone the trigger GIRL YOU GOT THIS ITS OKAY ITS OKAY BUT ALSO THATS SUCH A HORRENDOUS RINGTONE WHAT THE FUCK

love me a tech who accidentally ignores the alarms going off (i couldnt hear the song playing it feels important - unintentially placing importance on all the music in this show now thank u em)

OohuaAHDAKJH OH WILL IS GONNA get ,,,,, yoinked back again isn't he ouguhadhAKHDJS interesting that it really only affects the *outside* like doors are now portals in a way ? i cant remember if it affected the inside of the arcade immediately or not

OH MIST LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wood Waffle Hours !!!!!!!!!! OH NO CABIN HOURS??? IS SHE. IS SHE. BIG EYE BALL EMOJIS LET ME SEE MY GIRL LET ME SEE THE BABY GIRL !!!! this entire scene makes it seem like shes a fucking AKSJDHA freak ass creature

HER HAIRRRRR SHES SO CUTE STOPPPP HOPPERS LITTLE SMILE IM TEARING UP AND CRYING ACTUALLY LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT THEM LOOKA T THEM OUGHHAHAHHHHHHHH IM HEAVING

thank u for reading these were my thoughts

[lamouratorrrrry]

Extremely Unbiased Thread About Why Kintoki’s Design is Good, Actually

hello. you may call me Luna, however im sure most people here know me as “the kintoki huge tits artist”. today i’ll be doing something quite a bit different than my usual posts, and thats that im going to be analyzing why exactly i think kintoki’s original design is actually really nice. no i am not biased in any way. 

the reason for this is that, being a huge fan of kintoki (and frequently browsing his tag on here), a sentiment that i see a lot is “i really like kintoki, but i hate his design/i like his rider and heian designs more”. which is fair! you are very much allowed to think that. all i want is to possibly give a different perspective on why i think the opposite (and to gush about my favorite character). 

so come with me on this design-analysis slash luna-talks-about-how-sexy-kintoki-is journey!

(this thread will for the most part be discussing his 1st ascension. the reason being is that he really doesnt change much design-wise as he ascends aside from the big coat in his 3rd ascension. also, its my favorite of the three! see, totally not biased.)

hi handsome ;)

we’ll start at the top and work our way down. first, i need to address the elephant in the room, aka my biggest fate fandom related pet peeve. 

this hairstyle? this is not a bowlcut. this is a bob haircut. and its CUTE OKAY. (op has a bob cut and therefore takes these jokes very personally)

a bob is typically longer, enough so to hide the ears. a bob is also meant to frame your face. the bowl cut is much shorter, shows the ears, and is one length all around. 

for reference, the only other character that i can think of who cant beat the bowlcut allegations is tsuna. i see a lot of people saying stuff like “wow, they both work for raikou and they both have bowlcuts!” when their hair looks completely different... 

firstly, his bob is cute! come on :( second, this haircut has roots in historical kintarou depictions! 

this is a kintarou doll, and is clearly what inspired fate kintoki’s hair! despite the rest of his design being very modern inspired, i quite like that he keeps his “historical” hair. i think its a nice little touch/nod to his younger self. 

moving on, lets talk about kintoki’s fashion sense.

breasts...

it took me a bit to pin down what i think kintoki’s fashion sense is exactly, and i think its fair to say he’s very 70s inspired. this is extremely funny to me for reasons i will talk about later. after doing some light research, a big *big* staple of 70s mens fashion ive picked up on is having your shirt unbuttoned like. basically all the way. just absolutely tits out, and i respect that so hard. 

(technically his extremely popped collar is more 80s, but i think its fair to say hes designed after some amalgamation of decade-fashion)

all kintoki’s missing is a crazy pattern on his shirt. come on raita i believe in you

something else of note is, of course, his jewelry! kintoki very clearly wears a lot of big, bold jewelry like his necklaces and bracelets. ive said it before and i’ll say it now, i wish to god he had been given earrings. that would take his design from a 10 to an 11 imho

one word i see thrown around a lot about kintoki’s design is that its very tacky, and im 99% sure these comments are referring to his obnoxious amount of jewelry. however, i believe kintoki’s design works so well because its tacky. again i’ll talk about this more later, but i think a lot of kintoki’s charm comes from his dorky, tacky accessory choices. 

(im sorry kintoki for just straight up putting your crotch on the dashboard)

speaking of tacky and gaudy, kintoki’s belt buckle. yet again kintoki’s quest to look as cool as possible makes him look absolutely silly, and i adore it. i dont have much else to say here except that i love that he wears not one but two belts. (and yet we still see a peak of his underwear in his 2nd and 3rd ascensions? i love him so much) at this point, we all know that kintoki looks the way he looks because hes trying to be as cool as possible in the modern era. but its not very modern, is it? im not sure if this was intentional or not, but a small detail i really really love about kintoki’s design is how... outdated it is. sure decade fashion comes back and becomes cool every few years, but kintoki looks very outdated. again, i think this all adds to his charm. as much as he tries to look like a 21st century cool guy, he just ends up looking like the bully jock in an 80s film. 

i want to take a second and talk about another small detail that i absolutely love about his design, and that’s the use of pink. its kind of small, but its present enough that i feel justified talking about it. kintoki has a pink bracelet on his right wrist, his sunglasses are tinted pink, and my personal favorite, he wears pink underwear! judging by the other characters hes drawn, im sure this might just be because raita happens to like pink, but i love the implications here regardless. definitely a “real men wear pink” sort of thing (toxic masculinity? never heard of ‘im). or, maybe kintoki just likes pink almost as much as he loves gold! he has good taste. 

and not just pink but hot pink! 

(up till this point, ive been talking about and had only planned to talk about berserker kintoki’s 1st ascension design, but for this small portion, i would like to direct your attention to heian kintoki as well:

PINK!! AND LOTS OF IT. kintoki definitely has at least 2 favorite colors.) 

this guy slaps your girls ass wyd

lets look at kintoki’s full body one last time. like i mentioned earlier, at first glance he definitely looks like he shoves dweebs in lockers as well he should. and this, i dare say, is the best part of his overall design. i know that at this point when talking about fictional characters, subverting expectations is not exactly a new thing, but i think kintoki does this so well. just look at him. this man wants you to know he goes to the gym. he wants you to know that he’s over 6 feet tall and has a 6 pack. he wears sunglasses at night and indoors for gods sake!!! he’s also extremely kind and dorky. he loves his mom. he loves children and teddy bears, and he respects women.  

kintoki’s design is tacky and silly and outrageous and thats exactly why it works so well. it bums me out when i see people write this design off as being ugly just because they think they see a bowlcut, because i personally think a lot of thought went into this. well done raita! i do see why people might prefer his other designs, because its hard to compete with a cool leather jacket or a half-tits out samurai. that being said, this design is my personal favorite of his! his cheerful personality and lack of objective swag has endeared him to me greatly. 

this may have been incoherent, but i hope you’ll walk away from this thinking differently about our friend kintoki <3 

if i missed anything or you have anything youd like to add, please feel free! 

[mspetemitchell]

Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw |H.C|

Total of: 16 Head Canons

When you're cuddling in bed he likes to tickle your neck with his mustache

Such a little kid and when he sees a bouncy house he wants to go jump in it

Reminisces about goose all the time with you and he always loves to tell you the funny, crazy stories about his dad

Cant look maverick in the eyes but respects him so much

Wants to live till 99 but not 100 because he doesnt wanna outlive what his dad saw for himself

Prays that maverick ages one day in his life

Wants 2 kids. No more

Masturbates when you arent there because he constantly misses you

Loves to sing great balls of fire at the piano with you

Wishes for a puppy

Whenever you guys play games together he refuses to lose. It could be 20 games in and if he hasnt won. He will keep going

Definitely into the daddy/mommy thing

Loves hair pulling

Wears yohr perfume secretly because he not only loves the smell. Its YOUR smell so it makes him feel safe

He isnt afraid to cry but he swears never i front of you

Does fly-bys

A/N!! HEY PPL!! Second head canon ive done now. I really wanna have some requests come in from you guys. Im not into hangman or bob so like can we maybe stick to miles and tom? Id be very appreciative if we did. Any of tom and miles characters tho!