#he does it on the show and also so do i 🤷🏻‍♀️

[checkeredflagggs]

Three Hearts Left

Pairing: max verstappen x fem!gamer!reader

summary: fans (and friends) are shocked when they find max is married and to who

a/n: I’m only a casual gamer so take it with a grain of salt

a/n 2: sorry it’s a really late - the weather hates me personally (it is actually September and doesn’t need to be 85* 😡) and it drained my creativity also I got hella sick so 🤷🏻‍♀️

a/n 3: I know I use the name Twitter when talking about that site. I’ll stop deadnaming it when musk rat does too

a/n 4: still not feeling 100% but I wanted to get this out for max’s bday!!

catpawsgaming

Welcome to the CatTree with the paw prints 🐾 ! I’m just a cat 🐈 mom Lady™ who loves the gaming but not the camera 📷. I’ve been playing games all my life and have been streaming for 3 years — as a hobby, not a full time job. I love my 2 cats, my handsome man, and you 🫵 all my lovely fans. You most definitely make all this worthwhile so mwah mwah 💋💋 (video)

catpawsgaming

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catpawsgaming: here we go! Baldur’s Gate 3 has been highly highly requested — so I bought it! …yesterday and forgot about it cause curse of capitalism I still have my day job 😭 but away we go!

As always, if you didn’t manage to catch my livestream it’ll be on my page and I’ll be uploading it to my YouTube channel tomorrow! My YouTube will have the 3 usual versions (one unedited with my reactions, one with just the game play, and one with no sound at all but with closed captions)

Next stream date and game tbh announced but will probably be this Sunday with Animal Crossing (fingers crossed 🤞🤞 I finally get a good turnip price 😭😭 Daisy Mae hasn’t been kind to me lately…)

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user1: guuuurrrrrrrllll it’s about time you got bg3! We been waiting

↳ catpawsgaming: definitely worth the wait though! I had so much fun and it was so hard to stop for the night

↳ user2: for sure it was 🤣 your reactions to shadowheart and astarion were hilarious

↳ catpawsgaming: they clocked my type on point

user3: glad we convinced you to become a bard! You’ll rock it 💙

↳ catpawsgaming: ok but this the closest you will get me to actually performing so enjoy it while it lasts

↳ user3: not gonna sing along?

↳ catpawsgaming: 🤣🤣🤣 🫵 🤡

↳ catpawsgaming: absolutely not.

↳ catpawsgaming: also handsome just bust out laughing at the thought of me singing so…🙄🙄🙄 he’s lucky I love him

↳ handsome: I am very lucky liefje

↳ user3: ahhhh we were so close to her singing but also awwww cause handsome is here!!

handsome: liefje this was amazing

↳ catpawsgaming: thank you ��🥰

↳ catpawsgaming: but also you were laughing at me the entire night so…

↳ catpawsgaming: not sure how much I believe you

↳ handsome: well I didn’t say it was good…

↳ catpawsgaming: 🤨😒😔😢

↳ handsome: 🥰🥰🥰

user4: oh to have a man that will spend hours with you doing separate hobbies together…

↳ catpawsgaming: gotta admit it’s the dream

↳ handsome: you’re the dream liefje

↳ user4: ok there handsome, no need to get sappy here on MY comment thread

Private Messages

mv1updates

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mv1updates: Max was streaming today! Just a short one but highly entertaining. Jimmy (or Sassy? I’m honestly baffled and for the life of me can’t tell them apart 😢) caused a small disturbance in the middle of his stream then slept the rest away in Max’s lap 😍

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user5: that was sooooo adorable!! Love seeing more cat dad Max

↳ user6: same! And don’t feel bad admin - I can’t tell them apart either

user7: to be Jimmy…🥵

↳ user8: right? What I wouldn’t give to be sleeping away in his lap…

↳ user9: blessed be. His damn thighs man 😳

user10: ok but am I the only one that heard a female voice in the background?

↳ user11: I THOUGHT I WAS GOING INSANE?? Like there was definitely someone there

↳ user12: wait when?

↳ user10: when max turned the camera to show jimmy on top

Private Messages

catpawsgaming

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catpawsgaming: and Daisy Mae delivered this week! Sunday I got a price of 90 and today!! Selling price of turnips is 658 this evening!! Woohoo!

I've got my usual set up going to allow visitors to sell and I’ll be playing for about 4 or 5 hours so let’s make some cash today! I just ask you be respectful of my island.

As always, if you didn’t manage to catch my livestream it’ll be on my page and I’ll be uploading it to my YouTube channel tomorrow! My YouTube will have the 3 usual versions (one unedited with my reactions, one with just the game play, and one with no sound at all but with closed captions)

My week is looking pretty busy (a lot of traveling happening) so my next stream will probably be sometime next week and I’ll be playing Horizon: Zero Dawn! Its sequel will be coming out soon and I want to replay the first to refamiliarize myself with the game!

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user13: yeessssss! I’ve been holding out that someone would have some fantastic selling prices this week! New house upgrade here I come!

↳ user14: oh don’t I know it! It’s been a downward slump all week for me — the high was 105 😭😭

↳ user13: ouch 🤕

user15: did anyone else hear the cat meowing in the background!

↳ user16: yes! Catpaws has got a couple of cats — they’re almost never on stream (they don’t like staying in one place for long) but catpaws got them right before they started streaming!

↳ catpawsgaming: 2 of them! They’re my babies! 🐈🐈

↳ user15: awwwww 😍😍

user17: can I say something? Is this a safe place?

↳ user18: it is not but say it anyway

↳ user17: it totally looks like she’s got a wedding ring on in the beginning of this stream

↳ user18: nurse! She’s out again

↳ user19: no no no let her cook. I totally thought the same. It was literally just a glimpse but I swear that she had a ring on

↳ user17: thank you! I knew I wasn’t crazy

↳ user19: but! That does mean our catpaws is married!!!!!

↳ user17: 😱

↳ user18: 😱

↳ user19: 😱

↳ catpawsgaming: 😉

↳ handsome: 💙

↳ user17: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?

catpawsupdates

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catpawsupdates: we’ve had a couple of requests lately asking about catpawsgaming and her cats! These are the first and last photo we’ve gotten — she’s incredibly secretive about them so we don’t know if this is the same cat in both photos or if she has 2 bengals (peep also handsome in the first photo. Catpaws was laughing when she posted that photo cause she’s usually the passenger princess)

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user20: I LOVE THEM

↳ user21: same! Insert that meme. “I’ve only had them for a day but if anything happened to them I kill everyone else then myself”

↳ user22: extreme but agreeable.

user23: that’s sassy - I’d bet money on it

↳ user24: sassy? What? Who?

↳ user23: sassy verstappen! F1 world champion max verstappen’s cat

↳ user24: ummm? This is a page for a small time gamer catpawsgaming

↳ user23: listen. Torture couldn’t get me to admit how long I’ve spent staring at pictures and videos of jimmy and sassy. But that is absolutely sassy!

↳ user17: I’m connecting the dots as I type

↳ user18: you’re not connecting shit

↳ user17: CONNECTING THE DOTS AS I TYPE

Private Messages

Bluesky

Private Messages

catpawsgaming

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catpawsgaming: tonight’s stream is gonna be a little late — I’m currently being held hostage by the cutest kidnapper ever

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user24: awwww

user25: your right. You simply can’t move!

↳ catpawsgaming: completely pinned down!

↳ user25: I don’t think anyone is gonna have a problem with your steam being late tonight

↳ user26: I’ve spoken to the council and we don’t! In fact we all vote for a stream of literally just the cat

↳ catpawsgaming:…you know that is an idea

↳ user26: omg. OMG. OH MY GOD!!

user23: THATS JIMMY!! I SWEAR ON MY LIFE

↳ user27: ok grandma. Let’s get you back to bed

handsome: so that’s where the little troublemaker is

↳ user28: omg hi handsome! Where’ve you been?

↳ catpawsgaming: ok I love all my fans but plz stop flirting with my man

↳ user28: can I flirt with you instead?

↳ catpawsgaming: 😳

↳ handsome: no

Private Messages

Bluesky

user29: ITS MAX VERSTAPPEN AND CATPAWSGAMING!!!! I TOLD YOU ALL

↳ user30: ok but are we really gonna take a gossip page as the truth?

user31: OH MY GOD THAT CRAZY FAN WAS RIGHT?!?

↳ catpawsgamingfan: I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOOOOUUUUU

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maxverstappen1: liefje I know this is not how we wanted to share our love with the world but a light in the darkness is now I get to talk about how much I love you and how you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. These past 5 years have been a dream come true — and it’s been a dream I never knew I had. Seeing you that first time, you took my breath away. Forget the trophies and the victories, the world championships and titles I’ve won — becoming your husband has topped every single one of them. I can’t imagine my life without you anymore and I wouldn’t ever want to

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yourusername: oh my handsome man…you are the light of my life, the moon in my night, the stars in the sky, the best husband ever and the most loving cat dad I could have ever wanted to spend my life with. Thank you thank you thank you for picking me and staying with me and fighting for me and with me 💋💋

[livwritessometimes]

F1 Drivers & Their Couples Halloween Costumes

: Max Verstappen, Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri, Charles Leclerc, Carlos Sainz, George Russell, Lewis Hamilton, Pierre Gasly, Alex Albon, Franco Colapinto, and Daniel Ricciardo

: Main Masterlist

: Author’s Note - Ik I’m a little late, but I had terrible migraine and just could not bring myself to finish this. But here we are! Here are some costumes I think that F1 Drivers will wear with their girlfriends

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Max Verstappen

- Was absolutely against any stupid costume but the moment he saw this, it was over for him.

- For someone who was not interested in dressing up, Max took an awfully long time to make the cat’s head.

- Tried to show his outfit to Jimmy and Sassy……ya let’s just say, it did not go as well as he would have liked it to go 🤭

Lando Norris

- I mean….do I even need to explain this one???

- Lando was the one who came up with the idea (shocker)

- Put more effort and dedication into making the boobs than he does in race strategy! (He’d like to call this costume his life’s best work)

Oscar Piastri

- After rejecting several costume ideas (which included salt & pepper, socket & plug, jam & toast) he finally gave in to this costume (not that he had a choice)

- Decided to be Pete (totally called McLaren to get the orange hoodie set)

- Wanted to truly understand the essence of the character (spent 20+ hours trying to memorise the rap)

Charles Leclerc

- Honestly….even Charles has no idea why he suggested this costume.

- He wanted to do something fun….so he asked Arthur for help (this actually explains a lot why he was dressed like The Simpsons)

- This costume really grows on him, especially the headpiece (the expression reminds him of his years in Ferrari)

Carlos Sainz

- Tbh he has no idea what he’s doing! He’s just happy to be included.

- He doesn’t have many opinions about the costume; he just likes the fact that he gets to be close to his girlfriend.

- Gets so many compliments that he’s already started planning for next year’s couples costume.

George Russell

- Made a bet with Alex about who can become the most iconic Disney duo….hence Darla and Nemo 🐟

- Is more than happy to wear an orange wig, plaid skirt and glittery sweatshirt…🤨

- Even called Toto and asked him to play the dentist as a way to gain bonus points.

Lewis Hamilton

- He would rather die than be caught in these tacky outfits….which is why he found the best costume to wear!

- Got the suits custom made from the best designers (yes the alien is also custom made 👽)

- Won the best costume award (are we even surprised tho 🤷🏻‍♀️)

Pierre Gasly

- Just don’t ask why….this is what Pierre came up with!

- Now you might think the girlfriend is dressed as the chicken. Well….YOU’RE WRONG!!!

- Pierre insisted on dressing up as the chicken (bonus: he even asked Yuki to dress up as a knife)

Alex Albon

- Made a bet with George and he knew exactly what he wanted to become!!

- Truth be told, Alex made one hell of a Vector.

- He was surprisingly good at putting on the bald cap for Gru….which makes you wonder this isn’t the first time he’s done this 🤔

Franco Colapinto

- He had no intention of dressing up but got invited by the other drives, so he had to come up with something QUICK!

- Voila! Did a quick google search and decided to dress up as the first thing he saw.

- Not the best costume but 8/10 for his efforts and last minute planning 🥉

Daniel Ricciardo

- Does this not look like a pose Daniel would 100% do!!!!

- He said #Green&Proud

- Tried a lot to convince Max to dress up as the donkey 🫏….ya it didn’t happen!

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Tags: @wobblymug | @evasmlp | @ln8118 |

[fictionismyreality3]

Penpals with the 141

Warnings: stalkerish behaviour at the end teehee 🤭

Notes: if only I had a hot military man or men to send letters to 🤷🏻‍♀️😩

It started out as just another way to keep the boredom away. Sending care packages to military members was also a plus. You'd be staying busy and doing a good deed at the same time. You found some trustworthy-enough organization, signed up, and sent out your first letter along with a few goodies like choclates and warm socks.

The 141 had never really thought much about getting care packages from civilians. In their eyes it was just a good way to get the things they missed out on while on deployment. Most of the letters got tossed as soon as they opened the box.

That was until they got yours.

The stupid little smiley face drawn on the cardboard shouldn’t have stopped Simon in his tracks, but he found himself staring down at the doodle.

"L.T? Y'been standin' there fer a good 15 minutes." Soap remarked.

"S'that your favourite candy, right?"

Soap was swayed by the chocolate oranges, finding himself reading your letter as he scarfed down each wedge. The curly handwriting, the crossed out and rewritten words had him showing the letter to Gaz, and then Price. Soon you found yourself in an almost penpal situation. Over the exchange of more and more letters, you were able to dicern the personalities of each man who was writing to you.

There was Soap, who wrote in barely legible chicken scratch, often skipping words or even entire sentences, like he was thinking too fast for his hand to keep up. Always calling you 'bonnie' or 'lass'.

Gaz, who wrote much more formally. His hand writing was the best to read, neatly printed on the lines of the paper. You got the sense that he sat down and put his whole attention into writing back to you.

Ghost, who's name you were yet to learn, tacked on his responses at the end of the paper. It was rare to get more than a few sentances from him, and even rarer for them to be anything but small talk. Slowly, he began to open up, asking you how you were or if your boss had resolved that HR issue yet. How did he know that?

Price, who'd quickly insisted on you calling him John— makes me feel old, luv— was the one who you seemed the most interested in your life. You chalked it up to him wanting to have something to think about other than his life threatening job.

Questions about your living situation, your job, your hobbies, it all seemed like small talk. Easy enough to look over. And then came the questions about your bills. Does your job pay enough? When's the last time you've been on vacation? What does your ideal living situation look like? Are you in a relationship?

It wasn't just John who was asking. So were Gaz, Johnny, and even Ghost began to inquire about more personal details. Every time you got a letter, it was almost a pavlovian response for your cheeks to blush. You looked forwards to the letters from your far away military men, and they even sent you gifts!

A watch, just like the one on your pinterest, wrapped up in a pretty pink bow. They added on such a sweet note too.

"Synced up to our watches." Ghost.

"Thought you needed a little treat." Gaz

"Here you go, bonnie! Now you can know when we're awake!" Soap.

"Let me know if you need it tightened, sweetheart." John.

They didn't feel the need to tell you about the favour they called in with Laswell to get the micro-tracker added, or about the camera and microphone they planted in the watch face. You looked so pretty with it on anyways, they'd need to make sure nobody stared too long.

[obsessedwrhys]

I was wondering if I could request a Leo or/and Donnie x reader. (I don’t know if you do multiple- if you don’t- super sorry! Just do whichever one you feel in the mood to do) where if someone runs a finger through their hair or scratches for scalp they just melt? Like full on limp- very easy to make reader stop overworking themselves, cuddle with them, just get them to sleep, ya know! Hope that makes sense lol!

DISASTER TWINS X TOUCHSTARVED!READER

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ fluff, no angst, reader is gn!! (I didn't know what to name this headcanon 🤷🏻‍♀️)

LEO

You just know being with this man means being constantly showered with affection.

That's why you two are easily the perfect pair.

Everytime you find yourself stressed from your work, he could feel his senses kicking in from a mile away. Before you know it, he's already by your side to provide emotional support.

"Alright alright!! Time to take a break!! Chop chop!!" He'd shoo you out of the chair and drag you to his bed.

He knows how hard your work is, at least he does from the things April has told him. That's why he goes over the top when helping you unwind.

Back massages, feet rubs, and your favourite, head massages. Dude would definitely purchase body oil for you. The way he so delicately runs his hands through your hair while also making sure he applies just enough force for it to be soothing. You couldn't help but hum happily.

Those noises being signs that he's doing things just right!!

Apart from that, if you were to finish your work, he would definitely reward you by buying all your favourite snacks while also cuddling together to watch a show you've been meaning to start.

But if you're too tired. He'd just play your comfort songs as you guys just cuddle to sleep.

He has a ton of playlists that contains your favourite songs.

You could ask him about that one song you don't remember the name to and he'll instantly know which one you were talking about.

He likes to brag about having such a hard working partner to his brothers.

Like pleaseeee you wish you could get lucky like me 🤭

Of course he's not fine with you overworking yourself. That's a huge no no for him.

If you were to object his idea of taking a break, this man will straight up kneel down and rest his head on your lap like a dog desperate for your attention. He wouldn't stop sighing or making sad noises until you've given in.

He knows you like physical touch so if you ever liked, he wouldn't mind keeping you company as you worked, which most of the time resulted in him falling asleep on the table.

He just wants to be apart of it okay!!! You like to tell him he's doing a good job even though he doesn't do much but play with the pencil by trying to balance it on his nose.

100% cutie patootie

DONNIE

Now this man don't play around.

If you tell him you need to get the work done on time then this man will help you make sure it's done on time.

He's extremely helpful, he watches as you work but he won't intervene unless you request for his assistance. That's because he wants you to grow and solve things by yourself.

However if he were to see you start to burn out from frustration, he'd suggest you guys to take a break which he likes to call "Coffee break"

Do not ever say no to coffee break because this man will talk you to tears by justifying about a topic you strongly disagree on.

He'd brew you both a cup of coffee, but if you happen not to be into caffeine then tea will do.

Since he's aware of how you seem to shut off your mind from physical touch, he would cuddle with you as he just scratches your scalp. The way your eyes flutter close makes him smile to himself.

As someone who also struggles with burn outs, he would hate for the same to happen to you. Yeah sure he doesn't take care of himself that well but that doesn't mean he'll let that happen to you!!!

If you are ever too exhausted, he'd offer to wash your hair for you. You know like those things they have at the saloon where you lay down and put your hair in the open sink thingy (im lazy to find the name)? Yeah he'd definitely make one in his lab just for your personal use.

He would 1000% watch tutorials online to give you that sensational experience.

Everytime you guys cuddle to sleep, you would still be a little awake to feel his hands tracing the features on your face. This habit of his pretty much became a routine that you have a harder time of sleeping if he isn't caressing your face.

He likes to reward you with kisses on the forehead everytime you get your work done. But that's not all, he'd always invent something new just for you. He may or may not have caught a sneak peek of your wishlist, and since some of the things you've wished for can be easily made by him. Why not save that money and let him do his magic?

He surprises you each time with the gifts and you are grateful every time.

Cuddles during movie night is a must!! I don’t know why but I just have a feeling this man probably has like a small cinema hidden in his lab.

You guys would always watch any TV series together, like one will not continue on to the next episode without the other there to watch it with them.

His cuddles are the best when you guys are watching romance movies. Especially during a romantic scene. His body would scoot closer to yours without him even realising. His arms around your body tightening slightly as he nuzzles his face a bit onto your skin.

100% supportive bf

[mclager]

Latinos unidos! | Fernando Alonso x reader

We have fluff and a lot of Latinos, that's it, good reading

Fc: Bella Campos

Ynreal

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Ynreal Not all people that speaks Spanish/Portuguese are Latino(a), with that said, I claim Carlos Sainz as an honorary Latino by the vibes only! Thanks @/williamsracing for the invite, I guess I'm a new F1 addicted 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Stakef1team We have a real Latino! @/gabrielbortoleto_

→ ynreal YOU GUYS HAVE A BRAZILIAN? I'm a fan, no questions asked.

→ gabrielbortoleto_ Vamo bora! (Let's go!)

→ ynreal tô contigo e não abro! (I'm with you, man!)

Alpinef1team Well, we have a Latino reserve driver

→ ynreal Oh, there's more Latinos then I thought

→ Francolapinto That would be me, hi!

→ ynreal Hi!

User55 I knew Carlos was Latino material in his core

User27 He manifested that I'm pretty sure

Fernandoalo_oficial Y a mi no? (And not me?)

User14 NOT FERNANDO TRYING TO BE CLAIMED BY Y/N!

Carlossainz55 I'll take it!

McLaren Oh we're showing off our Latinos? @/patriciooward please say hi

→ patriciooward Hola, guapa!

→ ynreal Hola 👀

Astonmartinf1 @/Fernandoalo_oficial why you didn't introduce our Latino? Hi, @/ynreal, we also have a Brazilian, reserve driver, but a Brazilian non the last! @/felipedrugovich

Haasf1team @/enzofitti also a Brazilian reserve driver

Ynreal

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Ynreal Colecionadora de brasileiros feat Papi Fernando 🇧🇷 (Collecting Brazilians)

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User67 does she know what Papi really means? 👀

Felipedrugovich Muito bom esse rolê brasileiro irmão (This Brazilian dinner was too good bro)

→ Gabrielbortoleto_ Seria melhor se o Fernando não tivesse flertando com a y/n a noite inteira (it would be better if Fernando wasn't flirting with y/n all night)

→ enzofitti O pai é seu, lide com isso 👍🏻 (It's your dad, deal with him)

→ ynreal tá precisando de uma madrasta? (Do you need a Stepmom?)

User81 ARE THEY OPENLY SAYING THAT FERNANDO WAS FLIRTING WITH Y/N JUST CUS?

→ User12 this is the brazilian way my friend

Fernandoalo_oficial Good to meet you, Hermosa!

→ ynreal Good to meet you too 😘

→ gabrielbortoleto_ oh no

Ynreal

Gabrielbortoleto_ Eu criei um monstro (I created a monster)

Ynreal

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Ynreal Valeu @/gabrielbortoleto_ por ter me apresentado o Nando! Te devo uma. (Thank you Gabriel for introducing me to Nando! Own you one.)

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Felipedrugovich Perdeu o pai pra yn (Lost your dad to yn)

→ enzofitti ganhou uma madrasta (He won a Stepmom)

Gabrielbortoleto_ 🫠

User14 So it's official? I'm confused

User32 Old man Fernando still got the rizz!

Fernandoalo_oficial Still waiting for you to put me in your honorary Latino list...

→ ynreal You're in my honorary Brazilian list which is better! I'll get you a CPF 🙏🏼

→ Fernandoalo_official If I marry you would that help?

→ gabrielbortoleto_ NO

→ ynreal YES!

Williamsracing Please don't forget us 🙏🏼

→ ynreal NEVER!!! Always in my heart as the team that made me like F1, thank you very much ❤️

→ williamsracing 💙💙💙

Fernandoalo_oficial

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Fernandoalo_oficial Mi amuleto de la suerte @/ynreal (My lucky charm)

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Ynreal Te amo!

→ Fernandoalo_oficial Te amo muchísimo ❤️

→ felipedrugovich Gado (Simp)

Gabrielbortoleto_ Don't know if I did the best thing ever or the worse thing ever

→ enzofitti At least now you can have a fight in Portuguese with someone 👍🏻

User27 OMG FERNANDO?

User98 I can't believe this

Ynreal

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Ynreal Nando, P1 on track and on my heart, te amo, Papi! (Turns out, I know what Papi means)

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Fernandoalo_oficial Te amo, Nena ❤️

Gabrielbortoleto_ Se eu ouvir você chamando ele de Papi eu me jogo de um prédio! (If I hear you calling him Papi I will jump off a building)

→ ynreal 👍🏻

→ felipedrugovich ta conversando muito com o enzo (you're talking too much with Enzo)

→ enzofitti 👍🏻

Carlossainz55 I'll always remember when she loved me first 🥲

→ fernandoalo_oficial Cry all you want, the girl is mine 👍🏻

→ ynreal 👍🏻

[imagineredwood]

Group HC - The Boys reactions to getting caught stealing your panties 👙

I know. I know. It’s terrible and gross and icky I KNOW 😭😭 but I saw HCs for another shows characters around this idea and I couldn’t get it out of my head and it triggered the memory that this is actually canon for Juice and…yeah. Here we are 🧍🏻‍♀️

He’s not sorry. Or embarrassed. He loves you, loves everything about you. He thinks you’re the best thing since sliced bread. He worships you and the ground beneath your feet. So why wouldn’t he steal your panties? They’re yours, and they rest against his most favorite part of you all day 🤷🏻‍♀️ He won’t apologize, not even when your face heats up and you cover it with both hands. On the contrary, he probably makes a show of taking one out of the secret pile and sniffing it. He’s nasty, and he knows regardless of how you feel about it, you know he does it out of love and devotion. So he’s ok with it. And he’s not gonna stop.

He’s ashamed. He knew he shouldn’t have done it. Felt weird and invasive, but he couldn’t help it. He just loves you so much, and he gets lonely when you’re apart, and it smells like you. What else was he supposed to do? He would never cheat, would never even dream of it. But the stress of the club gets to him, especially the more complicated things get, he just needs comfort and relief, and when he saw them laying there in the hamper, he snagged it without thinking. Then he couldn’t stop, even when he knew he should. Even goes as far as offering to take apart the washer saying that maybe the machine is eating them 👀 He apologizes, cheeks tinted red, eyes downcast and hopes you don’t hold it against him. He’ll ask before he takes them next time, scouts honor.

Like Angel, he’s not embarrassed. He just shrugs, telling you that you’re his girl and your pussy is his, so why can’t he just take them? 🙄 He buys you new pairs every now and then anyway. So he wants to smell you randomly throughout the day, whats the harm in that? He just misses you. And likes to look at the pair and reminisce about times he’s taken them off of you. Is that a crime? He even reaches into his kutte and pulls out the pair that he’s kept on him today to show that it’s no big deal, and they’re the ones from yesterday, you recognize.

He’s bashful, arguably, but not necessarily embarrassed. It’s more about getting caught than it is the actual act. Like a kid with his hand in the cookie jar. He’s not sorry for taking them, he’s just sorry that it’s kinda awkward for you to find the stash. He laughs awkwardly, shrugging it off or trying to anyway. Explains that he just rarely gets time to himself, so he is uses them when he’s alone in Templo to get his mind right. That your scent calms him and helps his focus. He didn’t think you’d mind too much, he just also never expected you to find out.

He's not sorry in the slightest and he makes sure you know it too. He bought every pair anyway, what's the issue? He could buy you 30 pairs by lunch 🙄 He wasn't up from about it, no, but he also didn't necessarily hide it. It just wasn't entirely in the open. You're respectful and don't go through his stuff in his office so how would you have known he had an entire drawer of his desk with them all collected in there? You'll get over it, a few new lingerie sets will make sure of that.

The OG of panty stealing and sniffing himself. It’s canon after all. He just can’t help himself. You’re his moon and stars and he just can’t get enough of you. Even when you’re perched in his lap, cockwarming him, face nuzzled in the crook of his neck, it’s not enough. He needs to be in your skin. But he can’t. So stealing your panties is the next best thing. It’s a compulsion he can’t fight. God knows he’s tried. And he tells you as much. Lists all of the things he did first to try and not have to submit to that desire. But in the end it didn’t matter. He just needs to have your most intimate article with him at all times. Keeps He doesn’t want you to think he’s a freak but he also just need you to know how much he absolutely loves, adores, and worships you. He’ll even hand over the pair in his pocket if you ask him to.

He's nonchalant about it. It's just panties. You have a bunch more. Not like you were gonna miss them or something. He just loves you and likes to have something of yours that he can keep nearby when he misses you. One in his pocket, one in the sale bag of his bike tucked away hidden. His stash is dispersed, not because he was necessarily hiding them, but because there's one each place that will serve a purpose.

Also not embarrassed. Hits you with that famous smirk, his shoulders shrugging as you stare at him waiting for an answer. "Just miss you sometimes, Darlin'. Just somethin' to get me by." Like it's perfectly normal. He left you your favorite pairs after all. He only takes the ones you're not the biggest fan of, so you wouldn't notice as quickly. It's not a big deal, he can give them back. Sometimes he just needs to sit in the chapel with them over his face while he strokes himself before Church so he can make sure he has a level head before this important vote.

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[snazzynacho]

NSFW ALPHABET W/ CARACALLA

Read on ao3. Masterlist. Words: 1.9k

(part 2: nsfw alphabet with Geta)

Fandom: Gladiator II. Pairing: Caracalla x reader (I’ve written versions for afab and amab here)

Warnings/tags: 18+ piss kink, pegging, referenced smut, blood kink, spit kink, biting, cock warming. Just very NSFW. 🔞😅

A/N: let’s also pretend he doesn’t have syphilis but still has the same mental struggles. Still new to writing NSFW stuff so bear with me :) I think it’s good 🤷🏻‍♀️

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He’d be really sweet. He’s just grateful he has someone who loves him for him. He’d peck kisses all over your face.

He’d like cock warming while he probably falls asleep from the pleasure and tiredness from the day

But if he doesn’t fall asleep straight away, he’d love to be little spoon and you the big spoon

B = Body Part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partners)

Even though he tries not to show it, he is a bit insecure

He has acne on his cheeks and his general mental health issues make him insecure too. But with that being said, he thinks he is attractive, just maybe not the most.

But he has you. You, who love him dearly. I see him not caring whether you’re overweight. In fact, not to be biased, but I think he’d prefer it. This is cliché but there is more of you to love (and touch and tease) that way! (Love handles!)

If you have breasts, whether they’re small or large, they’re still his favourite body part of yours. He just really loves boobs. He loves laying his head on your chest when you snuggle together and nipple play. He also would like to suckle on them while you cuddle.

He also really loves your cunt because he’s horny as hell.

If you’re amab, his favourite part is your cock because, again, he’s a horny bastard. But he also loves your back. Even if you’re not fit, the back muscles really turn him on. (He wants you to fuck him.) also hands. Just HANDS. He wants to be fondled. (🎶“Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace,”🎶)

Regardless of gender, his other favourite part of you is your smile and eyes. They’re the first thing he noticed about you and he was immediately obsessed. If you have freckles or multiple moles and sun spots dotting your skin, he really loves them too. He thinks they’re like constellations and he could zone out by tracing them forever. It helps him with his moods. <3

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

He’d looooove cumming all over your pretty body and in your pretty mouth, watching you gobble it down. If you don’t swallow all of it, he’ll use his fingers to shove any cum that dribbled down to your chin back into your mouth. And he’d hold your mouth closed so you have to swallow it all while he giggles devilishly.

He loves the idea of you consuming something of his

He’d also love cumming inside of you, knowing his seed is inside of you. And he watches his seed spill out intently. He does the same with keeping his cock inside of you so his seed has more time inside of you.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He’d be up for you pegging him. In fact he will probably straight up ask you after fantasising about it.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s been with many many concubines but that doesn’t always mean he knows what he’s doing

I’d say he loves giving you pleasure but at first you probably had to direct him. Since he loves giving you pleasure he listens as the way your body reacted to him and the erotic noises that escape your mouth turn him on even more

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying)

Any really. He’s just a horny humping animal.

But if he had to choose it’s probably be doggy style because it’s impersonal and so he can really thrust deep and hump frantically and his backshots are insane

He’d also like to watch your face as he fucks you so he’d also really like cowgirl or another position where he can just stare into your eyes with each thrust, completely enamoured.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

It depends on his mood. If he wants sex to be romantic and serious then no but if it’s fun and rough, he’d probably be more giggly and giddy.

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Bro is hairyyyy which is uncommon for the Roman period. Usually they’d basically wax their entire body.

So, this suggests he doesn’t care and, honestly, fair play to him. (He’s so hot)

He loves it when you run your fingers through his chest hair and past his nipple. Just little touches like that really turn him on.

He also has pubes. He just hates waxing. It hurts and he probably thinks it’s stupid. He wouldn’t care if you had pubes either. In fact, he’d prefer exploring the forest! 😅

Speaking of hair, he loves it when you tug at the hair on his head. Whether it’s during sex or while you cuddle or another time. It’s calming and turns him on during sex. Outside of sex, it reminds him of the way Dondas caresses his hair and that calms him.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? Romantic or rough/dirty.)

If he’s been struggling with his mental health lately, he would prefer more romantic sex

But usually he’d like it rough and if he does start off romantic he’d probably get into it and end up becoming rougher

J = Jack off (Do they masturbate and how often)

Oh, very often.

Remember that scene where Hanno/Lucius is fighting at one of their fancy party’s? You can see him jerk off him the background. Dirty, dirty man. (I love him)

(It’s not in this specific gif but it is during this scene:)

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Blood and spit kink. Just knowing you’re becoming one by not just having his cock inside of you but also consuming his spit/blood

He’d also like the feeling of experiencing the pain of being cut, seeing the blood draw out, while experiencing the pleasure from sex. It drives him feral.

Also, biting. Whether it’s you biting him or vice versa, or both at the same time! He just loves leaving bite marks, tracing his teeth marks on your skin. It’s like he’s claimed you, and you claimed him.

Spit. Whether it’s him spitting in your mouth, or using spit as lube. He just looooves it.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere, everywhere. He doesn’t care. When either of you want pleasure, he will never say no

If you’re doing it in a semi-public place such as the baths or the library in the palace and someone sees, he thinks it’s their fault for being there

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Anything can turn him on if he’s in the right mood

Like it’ll be seemingly the most innocent thing, and then suddenly he’ll be fondling you and whispering dirty things into your ear

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Scat, I guess

Or more violent BDSM like hitting you. He has never had someone truly love him so he wouldn’t want to hurt you like that. Plus his trauma from experiencing abuse from his father has impacted him like this.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Caracalla gives head like it’s his job!

If you’re afab he eats you out like he’s starving or like it’ll be his last meal. He sucks at your clit so deliciously. He loves the way he can feel the bundle of nerves become swollen at the pleasure and sensations he’s giving you. And he loves diving down to your cunt, lapping up the juices. His hooked nose feels heavenly as it rubs against your clit too.

He also takes this opportunity to slip in his fingers, feeling the way your walls clench and spasm, and hearing the squelching noises of your juices as he pumps his fingers in and out.

When you eventually orgasm, he loves almost suffocating as your thighs clench around his head as he listens to your moans and screams of pleasure.

If you have a cock, he’ll act equally as famished. He’ll be just as greedy and rough. Licking and sucking at the head, and if yours has a prominent vein, he’ll focus on that so he can watch your squirm in delight.

I feel like he’s too greedy to edge you. He just wants you. Now.

You going down on him is a huge thing to him. He loves it and would be sooo loud. And he’d almost be pulling your hair out, holding your head closer to his cock. He loves watching you almost choke on it, watching the drool slobber out of your mouth. He thinks you’re so hot.

I’d say he loves receiving but he probably loves giving more. He’s just a greedy man who wants his meal!

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He’s usually quite rough and fast. I picture him like a dog thrusting rabidly against you

But if he has been struggling with his mental health then he may be more slow and sensual. Just wanting to revel in the pleasure and love and take his mind off things.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He is horny as hell so he’d be up for anything, anytime.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Like to try new things etc.)

He’s very horny and if you ask him to try something new he’d totally be up for it. If it’s something he seems comfortable with, he’d get extremely excited.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

Again, it depends on his mood and what type of sex you both want. But he usually finishes pretty quickly. He just loves you so much and the pleasure is too much to handle. He’d always make sure you orgasm too, if he finished too quickly.

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Yes. To all of the above.

So, unfortunately they wouldn’t have vibrators in Ancient Rome but they’d have dildos, for sure. (Freaks)

Like I mentioned earlier, he’d want you to peg him. He’d be whining and moaning the entire time as you find his prostate/g-spot. He’d definitely cum due to that. He’d also probably try to do this on his own when you’re not around but he’d probably fail and get annoyed with himself. 💀

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

I think he’d tease a fair amount but ultimately he just wants to get down to the nasty dirty part and fuck your brains out and watch you orgasm. He doesn’t have time to edge you for ages!

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He is VERY loud

Always whining or groaning

He doesn’t care if anyone can hear

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

Piss kink.

Yeah. He so would enjoy pissing in your mouth, or have you do that to him. Just consuming each other’s bodily fluids is so erotic and almost romantic to him.

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Oooh boy. So. We already established he’s a hairy guy.

And I also see his cock maybe being a little curved (😩)

I think he’s pretty average. A grower not a shower. But his girth is very much where the pleasure is at.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Again, it depends what mood he is in

But…HIGH

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

It depends on his mood and state of mind but usually he would immediately collapse in pleasure and fall asleep

His cock would probably still be in you. haha.

A/N: Thanks for reading! This is my first NSFW alphabet I’ve written and pretty much the first NSFW thing I’ve written. I hope it’s okay!

Reblogs and comments are always appreciated!

GUYS I FORGOT TO MENTION PERIOD SEX I AM SO LIVID WITH MYSELF

[sapphicstoria]

This is going to be a long rant, but I feel more comfortable venting here than on twitter so.

I’m sorry, but I can’t stand a lot of Ch*rlastor fans. I seen one of them try to say it wouldn’t make sense for Chaggie to be endgame, because Charlie is bi and because she and Vaggie have been together for a long time. It made me so confused because how are either of those two things reasons why Charlie shouldn’t end the series with Vaggie? Her long term girlfriend that she’s in love with? And saying because she’s bi, it’d be weird for her to end dating a girl is so ????

It’s been established that Charlie is bisexual, that she’s attracted to men, and may even have had a boyfriend before dating Vaggie. They don’t have to show her dating a man, in the present, for her to be bisexual. And being bisexual doesn’t mean she has to be with a man, if she doesn’t want to. She loves Vaggie. She has never, and will never, be attracted to Alastor.

I’m tired of people constantly putting Chaggie down to praise their ship, when they could praise them without even bringing up chaggie or Vaggie. Saying she is a horrible girlfriend, that she’s not supportive enough, that she doesn’t care about Charlie. People even give Alastor Vaggie’s traits and say he “encourages” Charlie and cares about her dreams when he… does none of that. He uses her and only wants her for her powers. He doesn’t care about the hotel, and only helps because he wants to see it fail. He manipulates her and does not care about her like Vaggie does. It’s fine for fanon, but in canon he does nothing like that.

Vaggie cares so deeply for Charlie, because she is probably the first person who has ever shown Vaggie true kindness and love. They spent awhile being friends, but eventually dated and have such a strong relationship. They’re business partners, and best friends, along with being a couple. That’s one of the best types of relationships. Where you’re not just each other’s partner, but also best friend. Sure, they don’t have many too overly romantic scenes, but that’s just how their relationship is. They’ve been dating each other for years, and are adults. They probably went through their honeymoon phase, but now they’re so close that they don’t need to be overly romantic to show that they’re dating. Their scenes are perfect to show a close relationship.

But when they do have their big romantic scenes, they’re always the most beautifully animated. Like the scene of them first meeting. How Charlie didn’t even hesitate to help her, and when Vaggie finally seen there’s someone out there who does care. It was a touching moment for them.

I’ll never get over how beautiful their duet is. Not only the song, or context, but how it was animated. Their smiles, the way Vaggie was the one to sing first, when she is isn’t really a fan of singing but she knows how much Charlie loves it. The KISS. It was a perfect song, to show just how deep their feelings are for each other. And it made me bawl, when I realized it was a reprise of more than anything. Showing that Lucifer and Vaggie are the people Charlie loves more than anything.

I don’t see why people are judging them so quickly, when we’ve only seen eight episodes that were filled more with action and story than anything romantic. We’re getting more of their story in season two, even a look into their ~sexy lives~, and probably even more individual scenes of Charlie and Vaggie for their character. You don’t have to like them, but it really annoys me when I see people putting them down just to praise a mlw ship. :/ again, you can praise your ship, without having to attack Chaggie. And if you’re not able to do that, and can only bring up the positives of Ch*rlastor by picking apart chaggie as a couple, then maybe your ship just isn’t that great. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[firewasabeast]

I think I’m still just stuck on Oliver’s will they / won’t they wanting the audience to long for the relationship quote. As well as Tim quote about Buck figuring out who he is and who he wants. And Oliver’s quote about fighting to be together. I am still hopeful of the potential direction they can take this in. I do think this coming episode will be the make or break in a way. If we see villainizing Tommy (which I don’t think they will based on the way both Tim and Oliver sympathized his decision) then I think its over but if we see Chim and Maddie helping Buck to understand Tommy’s actions then I think there’s still a chance. Also to me having Chim and Maddie talk to him is very interesting. They were a couple that fought to be together, broke up and then found their way back to each other. Having them in the scenes with Buck post break up helps me to feel hopeful about the direction they’re going in tbh. I don’t think it will be resolved at all by the end of 8a. But I do think 08.08 may leave off with Buck deciding whether or not he wants to reach out.

Honestly, all the interviews are bullshit. That’s where I am now lol the actors never know wtf is going on. I think they’ve been told so many things and, like, 2 out of 20 have actually turned into something. There was a load of nothing with madney, henren, and mara. Tim had stated that Eddie would be a little left out while Buck and Tommy’s relationship grew and we got more scenes of Eddie with them than without. Buck struggled for like 10 seconds with whether or not he meant to hurt Gerrard, also nothing came from Gerrard taking him under his wing. The Ortiz storyline was meaningless, and Gerrard’s entire arc turned him into a joke. There was no “hurdle” in Buck and Tommy’s relationship, it was a fucking boulder that came through and splintered it into a million pieces.

Ryan even stated that Tim could change the script in an instant, so the actors have no idea what’s happening at any given time and neither does Tim apparently. I’m pretty sure he goes to ao3, randomly selects a fanfic with his eyes closed, then writes his scripts based off of said fic.

I know some people are being positive and saying Maddie and Chimney will help him see Tommy’s perspective, but I have absolutely no faith in the show or its writing whatsoever. I would not be surprised if we got a, “eh, Tommy’s always been distant. Always a runner and tough to crack. You dodged a bullet,” from Chimney. Not because I believe it’s actually something he’d say, but because the writing is so shit that they’d have him say it to further push Tommy out of the narrative. Then, idk, maybe Buck can go on his little fuck tour 🤷🏻‍♀️

[harufluff]

bewitched tomorrow x together

tubatu falling in love 💓💓

warnings - not proofread lol

genre - tooth rotting fluff, angst ig??, txt x gn!reader, established relationship au

wc - 1.0k (rounded)

you don't have to listen to the songs, but i do really recomend them if you want to 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

choi soobin - coffee by beabadoobee

the way he stares at you with no shame whatsoever. he would tell you how he could look at your face for hours without getting bored, but he's so embarrassed to say so. he tries his hardest to be discreet, he really does, but unfortunately being cunning is not his strong suit.

making things how you like it is something bin takes pride in. whether it be one of his baked goods, morning coffee, how clothes are folded, how appliances are organized,,, although his love language is words of affirmation, his way of showing his appreciation for you is through acts of service, regardless of what you are to him.

kept promises make his head spin. the simple gesture of someone being able to process, then pursue, and remember. especially when it comes from you does it mean most to him. that one minor act can make his entire opinion of a person change.

choi yeonjun - call me by rangga jones

you know you can ask him anything and everything. he knows you strong, trust me, but he needs you to remember that you can call him, text him, go to his house if you ever feel lonely. you trusting him to take care of you is all he wants.

reminiscing on the past is an often occurrence with jjun. you know that yeonjun deep down is one of the softest, most affectionate people someone could ever meet. he loves talking about the things he loves about you, experiences you've had together, even stories of his life before you met him. if you're able to do this with him, he's ready to tie the knot.

listening and taking care of him. yeonjun gets in his head about everything. one small mistake can plague his mind for days on end, and he never knows what he wants someone to tell him. but somehow, your response is always the thing that lets him push it to the back of his head.

choi beomgyu - it's you (feat. keshi) by max

im sorry hes so perfect for this song-

quiet moments with him are moments he cherishes. small memories that stay in his mind until he's old. these moments can consist of late night talks between the two of you, afternoons in the kitchen making breakfast after waking up late, laying on the couch in the middle of the day, looking forward to a day of nothing,,,

showing him your comfortable with his presence. for beomgyu, his personality varies based on the people he's with. someone he doesn't know as well he might act more shy than someone he's known his whole life. for you to be able to show that side of you personality with him makes his world go round.

you getting along with people he loves, honestly i think he would combust. for him to be able to see you interacting kindly with his family, friends, and the members means so much to him. if he's being honest, he's not sure if he would be able to stay with you unless the people he loves liked you even the slightest bit. (it makes him especially happy when they come to him telling him how much they love you)

kang taehyun - by my side by junny

having no secrets from him, and vice versa. he knows you're always there for him if he has something to tell you. taehyun is a pretty mature person, so a secret that he finds important is rare. in doing this, its also a subtle way of telling you he trusts you with his heart.

taehyun is not the biggest fan of skinship, but he always wants you attached to his hip. no matter the place or time, he wants you close. whether that be through holding your hand, his arm around your shoulders, or his hand holding the small of your back. honestly, the members are a little jealous of you,,, but taehyun still loves cuddling you regardless.

the way time goes fast by with you is something that has always amazed tyun. how can a person possibly make him feel like an hour is ten minutes? later into your relationship, he realized that it was because your presence was enough to make him feel like he's floating.

huening kai - the green by chris james

the way he wants to be with you no matter yours or his mood is something that threw you off. at first you weren't sure how he would stay level headed with you, but you soon realized that it was because he loves you. he wants to spend time with you when you're mad, shy, tired, hungy, any mood. and even when he is in these moods he wants you by his side.

when he doubts himself, you're there like you always are. to comfort him, or just listen. whether it be because of work, or just life itself, he always feels like he can come to you and feel instantly better.

when he doesn't notice. to be perfectly honest, kai doesn't always notice things. this could be for mundane tasks as much as sometimes he would completely understand and see that he loves you, but won't say anything because he's already thinking about something else. when he does finally realize it, he thinks its as good thing that he was so causal it it. because for him, it means its true love.

©harufluff 2024

[witchygagirlwrites]

Tattoos

Kelly Severide x Reader x Matt Casey

While Jay is on the mend after getting shot in the line of duty it’s your job to look after Fireball and Firecracker. Even if that means ending up at the tattoo parlor 🤷🏻‍♀️

“The Powerpuff girls” started as a joke when Connor first called you, Fireball and Firecracker that. The trio always getting into hell together, basically from the moment you met. Something just clicked. Then when all three of you happened to fall in love with two men and end up in throuples it pushed you even closer together because you understood it better than anyone else. You could confide in each other.

You also had to admit that it fit. You were a bubbles personality. Tried to bring joy and laughter to people that you loved, maybe putting on a smile at times you felt like falling apart just to look out for others.  You weren’t afraid to show emotions either and would still fight when it came down to it. 

Fireball had a buttercup personality. She had that tough exterior, that stubborn streak that told her she had to bury her emotions too much at times. She never backed down from a fight, especially in defense of someone but she was actually a damn cinnamon roll once you knew her.

Firecracker was the blossom personality of the three of you. She was the calmer, level headed one. She tried to make everyone look at the big picture before acting and tried to get everyone to listen to all sides in an argument but still did not mind fighting when it came to it either. 

“I’m worried about Fireball and Firecracker” you told Kelly when you, him and Matt were getting off shift. He cut his eyes at you “They still aren’t in good headspace are they?” you shook your head “Firecracker I think still semi blames herself for Jay getting shot then Fireball, this is the first time one of them got a life threatening injury and she was actually in a spot to allow herself to fall apart and feel it”

He nodded slowly “It’s Friday, you wanna take em out tonight? Me or Matt could play chauffeur?” you grinned “Let me form a plan because I kind of like that idea actually” 

__________________

You called Mouse first. He answered on the second ring “Hey Spitfire, what’s up?” “Where’s your beautiful fiance?” he laughed lightly “She’s currently changing Jay’s bandages, why?”

You nodded to yourself “I want to come kidnap her for a couple hours. I know she needs it” he sighed “She really does, thank you. She won’t talk to me, god knows she’s not gonna talk to Jay. She needs you and Firecracker. You two are the ones she tells everything she’s feeling to”  you smiled “I’ll be there in an hour?”

“I’ll make sure she’s ready to go” he promised before hanging up. Ok one down, one to go. 

You hit Connor’s number next. He answered on the third ring “I know you don’t need bond because Firecracker is home with me and Will and Fireball is home with Jay and Mouse” you laughed “Way to have faith in me Rhodes! No, I want to kidnap her for a night out, she needs a breather” he sighed “Yeah, she does. I’ll venmo you some money. Take her to dinner, take her shopping, anything she wants to do” you laughed lightly “You are so awesome” and he chuckled “So you three tell me” then promised to have her ready in about an hour before hanging up.

Kelly pulled up to Fireball, Mouse and Jay’s place “Go get her” you kissed his cheek and hopped out. You walked up the door and knocked. Jay opened it and you smiled when you saw that his color looked so much better and he didn’t look so awkward with the sling on his left arm now “Damn Halstead, you’re healing nice” he grinned “I fell in love with a medic. That helps” 

You nodded “It does, doesn’t it” he looked back towards the bedroom “She was putting her boots on” then turned back to you “Um, thanks for this. She needs a night out” you smiled “Of course. We’re all a family here Jay. I know if it was me, she’d do the same. And just so you two don’t worry Kelly is gonna drop us off at the restaurant then go pick up Matt and come back to pick us up to go shopping so we will have those two with us”

He grinned “Good, moreso for the health of Chicago” you laughed as Fireball walked around the corner with Mouse behind her “I thought I heard you babe” she turned and kissed Mouse then headed for the door, stopping to press a kiss to Jay’s lips “Take your antibiotics in three hours” he shook his head “Yes ma’am. The alarms you sat on mine and his phones would have reminded me” she shrugged “Well I’d prefer one of my fiances not go septic”

You grabbed her arm “Ok miss, time to go” you waved to Jay and Mouse and pulled her out the door and down the driveway. 

Once you and her were in the truck you nodded to Kelly “Firecracker next please sir” he nodded “Yes ma’am”

Somehow the three of you had talked Kelly and Matt into backing off while you were in the mall. Maybe that was how you ended up in the tattoo parlor. You grinned at Fireball and Firecracker “Let’s do it” they both shared a look then shrugged “Fuck it” Fireball was the first to agree, a laugh falling from her lips. 

You three told the artist what you wanted and he laughed “You got it ladies” and started to draw it up. You sat down next to each other and he asked who was going first. You already knew even before Fireball’s hand shot up “Me!” 

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After you paid with the money Connor had sent you, the three of you admired the art then put your arms together for a photo “Might as well tell em all at once” Fireball hit the group chat amongst all nine of you as the three of you pulled your phones out to enjoy the chaos you were about to cause.  

"At least Connor liked em considering he paid" you laughed. Fireball shook her head "I wonder what tattoo me and Greg could get Jay to agree to?" "Oh wedding date for sure" Firecracker told her with a grin. You looked between the two of them with a smile. This was your girls. The temperments they were supposed to have. If this was what it took to start helping them dig back to it, so be it. "Powerpuff girls it is" you laughed as the three of you thanked the tattoo artist again and walked out the shop to head for the soft pretzel stand. Kelly and Matt would be back soon to pick the three of you up.

"Thanks for this, the entire night" Fireball told you with a small smile. "Yeah, thank you Spitfire" Firecracker added and you shrugged "You two are like my sisters. You needed me, you would do the same for me" they both slung an arm around your shoulders "Hell yeah. Hell or high water baby" Fireball laughed and Firecracker shook her head "Let's get pretzels first though"

[graysnetwork]

Mayybe you could write some headcanons for keegan with.. first time? :^3

Or a short drabble in a similar context, if you want ofc eheh

hii tysm for the request!! i hope you like this cuz i made this as head cannons and a drabble at the end.

FIRST TIME - Keegan Russ X AFAB READER

Notes - i made sure to make the oneshot at the end 500 words exactly 💀🤷🏻‍♀️

Warnings: nsfw obvi, breeding kink in the oneshot

Summary: Your first time with Keegan is the sweetest thing ever

Keegans already very passionate when it comes to sex

When he learns that its your first time he's almost worried, he asks questions like

"are you sure you want to do this with me?" "I wont rush you" "You want me?"

Things like that, because he feels so honored and special that he'll be the first person to be so intimate with you.

Keegans gonna be getting you ready all evening to begin with.

As I've said in my nsfw hc's, he's a man that loves thighs, and loves whats in between them, so trust he will be eating you out first.

Keegan will be placing kisses on your thighs, making hickeys and basically be impressing his initials on your thighs for only him to see.

Keegans gonna be in between your thighs for a while, lapping at your folds so he makes an agreement to a safe word, just in case it becomes too much for you, and he takes it seriously, because he would never want to make it a bad experience for you.

Keegans going to make sure your not uncomfortable with him

(ik other writers sometimes write that character want to see everything)

thats not Keegan, if you don't want him to touch or see certain things than he wont, and he'll wait for you to be ready, in no way is he even gonna try to convince you to show him something you don't want to.

If your embarrassed about stretch marks at all, he's gonna tell you how its not serious and he loves it, it makes you even more beautiful

by this point he's hard as a rock

So once you guys get to actually taking him

He'll take it slow, however long it takes for you to adjust to his size, he will wait, theres no way he's gonna rush this especially when he feels so snug inside of you.

He will wait for you to tell him if you want more of him inside, if you start saying you might not be able to do this, he's gonna be sliding out as soon as you say it

he will jerk off, or just walk out the room and get you a water bottle so he can just cuddle with you until you feel okay again.

thats if you couldn't do it

on the other hand

At halfway your already begging for all of him inside

Keegans definitely chuckling at your eagerness

But he thinks you look so beautiful and cute under him right now, squirming at his length

Once he's fully bottomed out, he's telling you he'll move when your ready

Once he does start moving, its euphoric for both of you

and if your embarrassed to moan, its going unnoticed by Keegan because he's already moaning and groaning

if you are moaning, he's still moaning either way.

He will place kisses all over your neck, collar bone, face, anywhere his lips can reach

Keegan's already placing you hands on his shoulders because he loves marking, (just like he leaves hickeys on you) he wants you scratching his back, he doesn't even care if you draw blood, if anything he's getting more turned on

he just wants to please you so badly

After care w him is so sweet

He's gonna clean you up very gently,

run you a bath or start up your shower, he'll shower with you if you want him to

He'll get you a bottle of water, snacks if you want them

and then he'll be changing the sheets too

so you guys can go to sleep

he'll rub your back

or he'll have you laid back on the bed as he starts to kiss your thighs again, and eventually fall asleep between your legs

_

He's losing it already, he's always been this way, the minute he finally starts getting his own feeling of pleasure while making another person also feel good, he starts to lose himself and get too rough, he doesn't want to be rough with you, he's trying to be as slow and gentle for you, and make you feel so good, but your so warm, and your walls are squeezing around him so gently but so tightly at the same time, he’s never felt this good with any other girl hes been with.

 He doesn't want it to end and he doesn't know how to stop, he could stay here all night, all day, he could be inside you forever if it meant you'd feel this good. Keegan's beginning to get faster, he can barely hear your voice because he's been focusing on where you two connect, and how the noises of squelching are overtaking the room.

You knock him back into reality when your nails start to dig into his skin, “What’d you say sweetheart?” he asks so gently as he continues to go even faster, it's overwhelming, for both of you. You don't even reply, you didn't say anything, he just thinks he heard something because you've been moaning so loudly. “oh,” he says as he gives you another peck on the cheek.

“Maybe one kid won't hurt” He says, your eyes widen a bit, and he chuckles, “im kidding sweetheart” he tells you as you shake your head lightly, at this point he didn't know if he was kidding or not. “I wouldn't be opposed to having your kids” you tell him, which makes his brain go fuzzy.

You; having a swollen stomach and it being his kid, you'd be all his, with all his cum inside of you.

Shit you were making him have new kinks.

“m’I might have to cum in you baby” he moaned as he looked back down at you taking him, now he was getting even faster which you thought was impossible as he was already going so quick. And he was getting rougher, his hands and nails were digging into your hips, he was most definitely going to be leaving so many bruises on you. And he was kissing your neck again, purple bruises beginning to form.

“y’close sweetheart?” he asked knowingly, you couldn't even focus on anything, you were just seeing stars. His thrusts got sloppier as he was about to cum too, he couldn't have thought of anything better if he was being honest.

And then you two came undone together, he pulled out right before, of course it would've been so amazing to see you pregnant with his kid, but he’s sure you said that in the heat of the moment.

“C’mon lets get cleaned up” you said as laid on his side as he moved your hair out of your face, he smiled and let out an airy chuckle as you stared confused. “Who said we were done?”

[littledemondani]

Miss ma'am your most recent smutty blurb for my last jealous fuckboy!Eddie thought has absolutely WRECKED ME!!! Why is he not real!!! I need him so bad this is driving me insane oh my god

But I'm DYINGGG to hear more of your thoughts too! Like how do you think would he react or like how is he gonna try to shrug off the jealousy when you tell him that you wanna stop hooking up and fooling around because you kinda wanna go back to the dating scene......

But like not in a way where you're implying that you wanna date him (because duh he's the resident fuckboy!!! And also because it's kind of your own way of burying down your budding feelings for him because you think he's not the type to settle down)

Is he gonna agree??? Is he gonna think about actually asking you to be official??? How is he gonna react??? I WANNA KNOWWW

(is it too obvious that i'm in WAYYY too deep in the jealous fuckboy!Eddie lore lmaoooooo)

i’ve talked with @andvys about this exact idea!! i have a few scenarios that i keep flip flopping between. (also, i love that you’re wanting his lore! he’s got lots of it lmao)

first scenario is eddie not giving a shit about it. he treats you bringing up wanting to date like it isn’t a big deal. he’s in denial about his feelings, so while he is disappointed, he just sees it as good pussy he can’t fuck anymore. brutal, i know, but he is a fuckboy after all. 🤷🏻‍♀️ during the time away from eddie, you end up dating this really nice guy but you find yourself not being as into him as you thought you’d be. he doesn’t kiss you, fuck you, treat you, or understand you the way eddie does. you’re constantly comparing the two. because you are also in denial about your feelings for him.

second scenario is him questioning why you want to start dating. from the very beginning, you have told eddie dating isn’t your thing, it isn’t something you want right now, you just want to fuck without strings attached. he does this in a teasing way, because you don’t talk to him about anything. you keep most things to yourself so he begins to wonder if you met someone that may have changed your mind. when you tell him that yeah, you did, and he’s really sweet and different from the others, his jealousy shows.

i see fboy eddie being so damn stubborn that he wouldn’t ask you right away to be official. he is struggling with his own beliefs and attitude towards being in a relationship that it keeps him from all of that. he doesn’t feel like he’d be a good enough boyfriend, he has been hurt one too many times in his past to believe that a relationship with not just you, but anyone, would be long lasting and not end in fucking disaster.

so a definite break from him does happen in his lore, and during that time he buries his feelings in pussy. you don’t talk to him the way you used to and only see him at parties or bars that the both of you happen to be at. you see him with different girls each time and hear about them from your friends who run in the same social circle as him.

there’s so much more i could go on and on about, but i haven’t fully finished deciding on what to keep and change and add.

[rewatching-sam-and-dean]

Posting this here because I saw an obnoxious take on Threads just now, and I don’t have the character allowance needed to vent my annoyance over there. Plus, I hate that app.

Anyway, the offensive (to me) take I saw was one I see all too often, yet this person ventured forth their opinion like they were bravely standing up for the little guy. Please. The internet is crawling with AAs who spout the same crap 25/8.

The opinion:

“I have nothing against Jared…he’s a great Sam…but Jensen is just PERFECTION as Dean. Like. Besides being a fucking DREAMBOAT, he’s hysterical with his words and expressions.“

My Rebuttal:

I like Jensen as an actor, and I like Dean. I do. I also agree that Jensen is a good actor and Dean is a great character … when he isn’t pissing me off (or becoming a caricature in later seasons). I mean, he’s made me cry a good few times when watching the show, particularly when he’s just lost Sam. But, there are some parts of the ststement that just really bug me, especially because I’ve seen so many people make statements like this one.

First, Jared is good as Sam, But Jensen is PERFECTION as Dean. My issue with this is, how do you even quantify who is better at playing a chracter when the two characters are so different from each other that they are near opposites? Jensen is very good at playing Dean. He makes him feel real, and you can feel the connection he has with his brother and other family, which also adds to how empathetic and relatable he feels (at times). However, Jensen cannot forge the Sam and Dean connection alone. Jared makes up the other half of their duo. And sure, people can not like Sam or claim they don’t care for the brothers' dynamic, but 75% (or more) of who Dean is … is his love for and relationship with Sam. People can love to see Dean with Castiel or Charlie or whoever, and even say they like Dean better with them than Sam 🙄 but the only person he was playing off of when we first get to know Dean (and in my opinion the superior version of Dean) is Sam (Jared). If Jared wasn’t playing Sam very well, Jensen could emote all he wanted, but there would still be a disconnect there. I’m not saying Jensen wouldn’t still be charismatic or interesting on his own, but I will say that the Dean people love for how much he cares for his family and how real it feels did require Jared in particular. When Kripke talks about “lightening in a bottle” he wasn’t only talking about Jensen.

Anyway, let’s move on to the reasons for Jensen’s “perfection”:

1. Dreamboat - Okay, shallow, but let’s address this one first. Is this person claiming Jensen is perfect as Dean … because he’s hot? She knows Jensen isn’t actively choosing to be hot, right? Right? This isn’t a skill or talent, it’s being blessed with good genetics. While I do agree that Jensen is very attractive, i think Jared is too. I’d even say for a good few years there Jared put more effort into being physically fit, so does that make him more perfect at playing Sam … because he achieved pleasing physique? At least that wasn’t only genetics but work, too. This particular reason to love Jensen’s portrayal of Dean is shallow as hell, so I’m moving on.

2. Hysterical with his words and expressions - I am not going to argue against Jensen being “hysterical” because 1) what we all find funny is subjective, and 2) I also think he’s funny. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Jensen is good at humour and comic timing, and I’m certainly not going to try take that away from him. He’s a scene steeler. But, and I can’t believe I have to say this, he also plays a funny character. Dean is funny, or cheeky anyway. Sam is not (usually). So, why is Jensen being good at being funny when he’s playing a funny character more “perfect” than Jared who shows off his own comedic skills much less often because he’s playing a serious character? They are both doing what they are supposed to do for their respective characters. I also have to add that a good portion of the time, Dean’s humour is enhanced by Sam’s deadpan reaction. This is also good comic timing, but given who Sam is, it would be weird if Jared was constantly leaning into humor. As For Jensen’s “words” bring hysterical … does this person not realize that 90% of the time Jensen is saying the words written for him? Of course the inflection is his, and he’s been known to add lib, but the writers are more responsible for Dean’s words than Jensen. Conversely, Jared can’t use words to enhance his chrdcter that his character isn’t given. In fact, the fact that so many writers suck at writing Sam dialogue, forced Jared to crest a whole lexicon on physicality for Sam that makes him feel real and nuanced into the (abysmal) later seasons. Finally, with the “expressions," again I agree, Jensen uses his facial expressions very effectively at times (but I also think he over does it at other times). However, I also think Jared uses his expressions very effectively, broken puppydog eyes, anyone? Still, I also think Jared goes a little over the top at times in his expressions. Neither, despite what this person claimed, are perfect.

Anyway, my whole point with this (perhaps nit-picky) rant is NOT that I fault people for preferring Dean or liking Jensen’s acting style better, my annoyance comes in when they claim he’s perfect because he’s just no. No one is. And saying that Jensen plays Dean better than Jared plays Sam when they aren’t even comparable because of how different they are is just ignorant. It’s not a competition, yet some Dean fans so often need to make it one.

My honest opinion about JA and JP’s acting is that I think Jensen excels at drawing out empathy from the audience, making (many of) them feel sad when he’s sad, but I find Jared stronger when it comes to making different characters (or versions of his character) feel different. See Meg!Sam and Soulless!Sam in particular. So yeah, my issue is not with people liking a character or actor more, it’s with them thinking thst they are leagues apart when they are both, in fact C tier actors who have different strengths. And this additional and related notion that SPN would have been fine with just Jensen, or that just anyone could have played Sam and it wouldn’t have mattered is just … wrong.

Anyway, if you’re of the opinion that BOTH brothers and BOTH actors were crucial to the show, I’d love to chat about it with you, so feel free to hit up my asks or messsges. I love talking about the show and don’t get to do it enough.

If you think one actor was carrying the show on his shoulders (either one honestly, but we know who this is said of more often and by whom) … we just aren’t going to find common ground. So to those SPN fans …

Have a day.

[accio-victuuri]

4/29 candies to enjoy ^^ 🍭🍬🍩

this was a busy day for us cpfs. so i’m gonna compile some bits that made our cpn-senses go off! 😂

the most obvious, and my fave, because of how it follows the pattern is them not overlapping their releases. i thought gg was gonna release the gucci stuff at his usual 10:05 or 10:10 but he didn’t. that’s because wyb had jeanswest release on 10:30. i love how that was given it’s time till 13:00 when gg posted the ad. i’m clowning cause 13 is yizhan! and then 13:20 will be the weibo live for FPU, which was kinda delayed too when it went on. some more materials for GUCCI was released throughout the day but moreso on international platforms.

it’s hilarious cause i saw a hot take from an xz anti before who said he is “afraid” of doing stuff alongside wyb. that is their perception. lol. but i think even if you don’t believe in the whole cp thing, maybe it’s professional courtesy? maybe these two are friends and have this unspoken rule? 🤷🏻‍♀️

tho i was very happy to see them both pop up on my weibo opening screen! and to experience them having these international campaigns, for wyb, lacoste recently— makes me proud. 😌

a funny cpn from today is this parallel. in a segment at FPU, there was a moment where a fan said jiayou and wyb said cheering is not always necessary. It reminded us of that time xz was told to jiayou when he was about to go to the restroom and he’s like???? why do i have to jiayou???

oh these two. 😂😂😂

yibo is the resident gremlin who always has a smart ass reply or some savage comeback for you but xz usually doesn’t. but we know what he has that in him too and i wish we could see more of that!

bonus cuteness before we proceed, this edit of them looking like they are doing the choreo for jisoo’s flower 🌸 and they are BP fanboys so it fits!

now some double standards. in the movie channel interview, they were asked where they first met, and wyb couldn’t remember. compare this to how he was with xz! he was always very proactive that they met in ttxs!!!!

there was also a part where they were asked to give an example of what they wanna learn from each other. and if they communicated to learn. so HJY said street dance and WYB said jiu jitsu but they both weren’t able to learn from each other. in the meantime, wyb taught xz a dance routine 😂😂😂 among other things. i’m sure yibo will be more than happy to help someone out, but i think you have to be at a certain level of closeness to him. or he is really comfortable with you.

this last section is for the beaded bracelet. i think it’s time to discuss it again because this is the 3rd time he is seen with it. so this looks like something personal for him. tho i have to say, you have the coco crush which is both personal and part of him promoting chanel too. i’m invested in this cpn and at the same time frustrated because of the questions.

( p1: him wearing it for the fpu bazaar magazine shoot // p2: worn during the movie channel interview // p3: what so/os are saying is the bracelet not that it matters cause i can clown this too )

1. i hate how no wardrobe accounts have confirmed what it is. and i kinda understand cause we never see it fully, plus there is cpn attached to it so they are extra careful. which is also another source of my frustration. why does he wear it when he has long sleeves on??? he was wearing a shirt earlier and his arms were bare! but wait.. he changed his clothes and as soon as he had something to sort of cover it, the bracelet was on. 💀💀💀💀

it’s like he is purposely clowning us!

2. if this was a jewelry to show off and promote Chanel, why can’t we see it well? and i want to see the change in the beads’ color to confirm if it is what the solos say it is.

i’m also side eyeing international solos who are proudly commenting how wyb’s bracelet is luxury and not some cheap buddha beads like xz’s. what? it’s such an insult to a culture that is important to yibo. those bead bracelets made in specific temples for protection is part of his culture. he knows it’s importance and respects it. but what can i expect from solos really? lol. the bar is already very low when it comes to them but they still manage to disappoint me. 🪦

3. and if it is Chanel, i can still clown by thinking GG bought it for him so they can match. 😂😂😂 atleast with the aesthetic.

bonus: the bone necklace!!!!!

another bonus, i saw this photo of like a celebration i guess for queen of tears. and the cake! the way the actors are cutting it! lol. reminds of xz and wyb! 😂

banner edit source 圣衣雪琳

-END.

[lovemyromance]

The ACOTAR fandom's Goldilocks Syndrome

Elain is Spring, so ofc that would mean Lucien and her are endgame 🙄

But not too much spring because then Tamlin & Elain could be endgame

Elain needs sunshine, so ofc that would mean Lucien 🙄 (even though his symbolism is flames)

But she needs strictly sunshine NOT the sun, because the only character with sun imagery is Helion himself.

Elain wants to travel and see the world, so ofc she would end up with Lucien 🙄

But nobody else is allowed to show Elain the world, *cough* Azriel you better stay in your lane.

Elain will wed for love and beauty, and obviously she loves Lucien and he's hot so they're endgame

"But Azriel is constantly described as handsome and beautiful and pretty by everyone-" No. Only Lucien is allowed to be hot.

Elain needs to have a choice, so obviously she will choose what everyone wants her to do and be with Lucien.

"Well, Elain could also choose to reject the bond-" No, sorry. That's not a choice that's available for her.

Elain will choose Lucien because he has suffered so much and he deserves it.

Elain has also suffered, she should have the freedom of choice - No, actually, she hasn't suffered as much as poor precious baby Lulu.

Elain is secretly in love with Lucien that's why she avoids him.

If she's in love with him already then why does she need a book - <summoning that one Elucien troller who posts those screenshots of SJM's facebook comment from 2015>

Come on now. I get half the fandom cant grasp canon but maybe they can grasp their own hypocrisy 🤷🏻‍♀️