#he does it on the show and also so do i 🤷🏻‍♀️

[cheftsunoda]

it’s only been 2 days but it feels like a lifetime, i simply can’t stay away.

ollie bearman x antonelli! law student! reader

ollie and kimi’s list of crimes grows by the week it seems and that has moved me so now we’re here. It just makes sense that kimis older sister is a law student who falls for oliver “can’t stop confessing to crimes” bearman.

i’m gonna have to start a notes app of the ideas i have for you, i’m starting to lose track.

(also i changed my picture, tell me im pretty (despite the obvious lack of mascara))

love you❤️

in the name of the law — ob87

smau + blurbs

ollie bearman x !law student antonelli reader

kimi antonelli x !sister reader

being kimi antonelli’s older sister was always a full time job. add law school and two races a month into the mix? you are stuck somewhere between impossible and unhinged. but kimi was in his rookie F1 season, hopelessly attached to you, and you had structured your third year of law school to be mostly remote — which meant that you were always in that monaco apartment. and then there was ollie. oliver bearman— kimi’s best friend, haas’ new golden boy, and human liability. he had a talent for racking up speeding tickets in different countries, for accidentally live streaming things that should’ve stayed private, and for looking at you like you are the only person in the paddock that mattered. you tried to focus on torts and case law, on keeping your little brother grounded in the most high pressure season of his life, but ollie kept showing up — in the kitchen, on your phone, in your head. somehow, between championship points and legal deadlines, you were falling for the one man who couldn’t stop confessing to crimes.

fc : ashton wood

(a/n) : omg hey my angellllll<3 you look absolutely stunning like i would marry you rn on the spot. like soooooo fucking good. barking. growling. on my knees. PICK ME PLEASE. and i get so sad if you’re not in my inbox for more than like two days… im just like does she not love me no more??? where is my WIFEEE?? but i love u sm and this idea was so cute and i had so much fun.

also i saw an interview where ollie said kimi was moving in with him after he graduates so i made that a thing in this fic so yayyyy:)

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yn_antonelli

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yn_antonelli : officially back in monaco and i have two things to say. 1. i am in love with simba gasly 2. this picture of maggie refusing to let me go at the airport is precious and will forever be etched the back of my brain. that is all. goodnight x

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pierregasly : the real question is when are you babysitting again bc he cried as soon as you left

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↳ yn_antonelli : do NOT tell me that. i will dognap him rn 😭

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↳ franciscagomes : pretty sure he likes you more than us anyways🤷🏻‍♀️

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babickovaeli : i missed you so so much! we def need to go out again and make kimi pay 😌

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↳ yn_antonelli : i missed you even more 😚 dinner and drinks taste much better on kimi’s card.

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↳ kimi.antonelli : isn’t the older sibling supposed to pay for everything?

↳ yn_antonelli : 🍅🍅

↳ yn_antonelli : the older sibling in this case is broke from law school and flying around the world to comfort her little brother.

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↳ kimi.antonelli : fair. take my card anytime you want

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kimi.antonelli : mia bella sorella, sono così felice di riaverti. (my beautiful sister, so happy to have you back.)

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↳ yn_antonelli : what do you want

↳ yn_antonelli : you are only nice like this when you want something

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↳ kimi.antonelli : not true. SLANDER.

↳ yn_antonelli : you are using that wrong.

↳ yn_antonelli : anyways. get to it. what do you want?

↳ kimi.antonelli : just really grateful to have such a supportive sister (i need you to make sure what im signing is legit)

↳ yn_antonelli : there it is. be home soon.

↳ kimi.antonelli : also maggie never looked that happy to see me.

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↳ yn_antonelli : u just aren’t the fave

↳ username000 : the antonelli sibs are so special to me

maxverstappen1 : Glad you are back. Kimi has been rude since you left.

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↳ yn_antonelli : andrea. is this true?

↳ lando : oh she first named you bro.

↳ kimi.antonelli : MAX!!!! stop. yn he is just trying to get me in trouble. i have been an angel the entire time.

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↳ kimi.antonelli : slander. AGAIN. i need a lawyer.

↳ yn_antonelli : cannot be part of this case as it is conflict of interest srry

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olliebearman : you say goodnight and then proceed to send me 17 simba pictures

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↳ yn_antonelli : unappreciative 🤧 never texting you ever again

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↳ olliebearman : noooooo yn. i didn’t mean it!! how can i ever make it up to you??? 🧎‍♂️

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↳ yn_antonelli : send me a shirtless selfie xx

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↳ kimi.antonelli : OLLIE DO NOT. YN BAD. NO.

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↳ olliebearman : too late

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↳ yn_antonelli : licking my phone screen rn

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↳ kimi.antonelli : ugh gross 🤮

—

You barely get the door open before Kimi’s voice rings out from somewhere inside the apartment.

“Took you long enough. Did you adopt Simba or something?”

You laugh, toeing off your sneakers and dropping your bag near the couch. “Honestly? I wouldn’t have said no. That dog has better manners than you.”

Kimi pokes his head out of the kitchen with a dramatic eye roll. “He also tried to eat my sock last time I visited. We’re not pretending he’s innocent.”

You make your way into the kitchen, still sun-kissed from your weekend at Pierre and Kika’s place. “Okay but he is the love of my life. It’s Simba’s world and we’re all just living in it.”

Kimi snorts. “God help us all.”

You pull open the fridge, immediately grimacing. “Why is there nothing in here except Gatorade, one sad orange, and what looks like leftover fries in a coffee filter?”

“That’s Ollie’s attempt at dinner,” Kimi says, wandering in behind you. “He said he was ‘too tired use a plate’ like that explains anything.”

“You both need supervision.”

“Yeah, well,” Kimi shrugs. “That’s why you’re here.”

Right on cue, the front door opens and Ollie strolls in, kicking it shut behind him. He’s still in his team polo, curls slightly windswept, a grin spreading across his face the second he spots you.

“Well, well, well,” he says. “Monaco just got a little prettier.”

You shoot him a look, trying not to smile. “Did you practice that?”

“Nope,” he says, dropping his keys in the bowl by the door. “You just have that effect on me.”

Kimi groans. Loudly. “Do you hear yourself?”

“I’m just being polite,” Ollie says, walking into the kitchen. “Besides, I haven’t seen her in, what, three days? I think that earns me at least one compliment.”

“She doesn’t want your compliments,” Kimi mutters.

“I actually don’t mind them,” you say casually, pulling out a glass.

Kimi nearly chokes on air. “You’re both dead to me.”

Ollie leans against the counter next to you, close enough that you feel his shoulder brush yours. “So how was Simba? Did he try to come home with you?”

You grin. “Almost. Kika caught him trying to sneak into my suitcase.”

“Smart dog,” he says, then adds under his breath, “Same strategy I was gonna try.”

Kimi flings a kitchen towel at his face. “NO. No flirting with my sister! That is a rule. A written rule!”

“I’ve never seen this in writing,” Ollie grins, pulling the towel off his head.

“Do I need to draft a contract?” Kimi snaps.

“Boys,” you say, sipping your water with mock serenity, “I’ve literally passed two tort exams this week. I could sue both of you for emotional distress and win.”

Ollie leans in a little closer. “I’d represent myself. Just to sit across from you in court.”

Kimi makes a strangled noise. “I’m moving out. I’m going to Max’s.”

“Go ahead,” you and Ollie say in unison.

Kimi turns on his heel and disappears down the hallway, muttering about betrayal and restraining orders. You glance at Ollie, who’s still watching you with a soft, smug smile.

“Welcome home,” he says, a little quieter this time.

You shake your head, fighting the blush. “Shut up.”

But you’re smiling too.

—

The sun is high, the Mediterranean is sparkling in the distance, and your torts textbook is open in front of you, pages fluttering slightly in the breeze. You’ve managed two whole hours of peace — no noise, no distractions, just iced coffee, highlighters, and the faint hum of waves below. For once, it feels like law school might not destroy you. Naturally, the universe doesn’t let that last.

“OI, PROFESSOR,” Kimi’s voice echoes from inside the apartment. “DO WE GET EXTRA CREDIT IF WE BRING SNACKS?”

You don’t even look up. “Not if they’re flaming hot Cheetos again.”

A beat.

“What if it’s Oreos?” Ollie asks, suddenly appearing beside you with a grin and a very suspicious looking plate of cookies.

You blink at him. “You didn’t make these, did you?”

“I assembled them,” he offers proudly.

“You stacked them, didn’t you?”

“Triple decker,” he confirms.

Kimi barrels onto the balcony a second later with a half-full Gatorade and no sense of spatial awareness. “Move your highlighters. I need space.”

“You’re not studying,” you say flatly.

“I’m auditing.”

“This is not a seminar.”

“Yet.”

You sigh and scoot your books over slightly to make room, though it feels more like you’re giving your sanity away inch by inch.

Ollie plops down beside you, his knee bumping yours like it’s muscle memory. He rests his chin in his hand and squints at your open notes. “Okay, explain this bit to me. What’s ‘negligence per se’?”

You pause. “It’s when someone breaks a law that’s specifically meant to prevent the kind of harm that occurred. So the violation itself proves negligence.”

Ollie nods solemnly. “Right, like when Kimi—”

“Don’t.” Kimi warns.

“No, no, I need this for context,” you say, half-laughing, half-afraid. “What did he do?”

Ollie leans in, voice lowered like he’s telling you a secret. “Okay so last winter, Kimi tried to ‘drift’ a golf cart through a snow-covered paddock in Austria—”

“OLLIE.”

“—and he may have taken out a VIP lounge tent.”

“It was poorly placed!” Kimi argues, flailing one hand while sipping Gatorade with the other.

You stare at them. “That’s—okay, yeah, that’s textbook negligence. Possibly even reckless endangerment. You’re lucky no one sued.”

Kimi pouts. “You say that like it wasn’t sick.”

“It was impressively dumb,” you reply. “Which is different.”

Ollie grins, shameless. “Okay, what about unauthorized use of a vehicle?”

You narrow your eyes. “Why are you asking that?”

“No reason.”

“Ollie.”

“Well—hypothetically,” he says, drawing the word out, “if someone borrowed a security buggy in Baku because they were late for curfew—”

“OH MY GOD.”

“—and accidentally drove it onto pit lane—”

“KIMI,” you hiss, looking at your brother, who’s pointedly not making eye contact.

Kimi shrugs. “It was dark.”

“You two are a liability.”

“We’re a team,” Ollie corrects. “A chaotic, well-fed team.”

You groan, burying your face in your hands. “I am going to need my own legal insurance policy just knowing you two.”

Ollie leans closer, nudging your elbow until you peek at him through your fingers.

“If you ever get tired of civil law,” he says with a smirk, “you could always defend me full-time. I promise to make it worth your while.”

You stare. “Are you flirting while listing things I could put you in prison for?”

“Gotta keep you engaged,” he says innocently. “This is interactive learning.”

“Interactive insanity.”

Kimi snorts. “I should charge tuition just for having to listen to this.”

“Or therapy,” you mutter, scribbling unauthorized vehicle use into the margin of your notebook.

Ollie leans back in his chair, stealing one of your sticky notes and doodling a heart on it.

“C’mon, counselor,” he says with a lazy grin, “you love us.”

You roll your eyes. “I deal with knowing you.”

“Same thing,” Kimi mumbles around an Oreo.

You look between the two of them — one covered in cookie crumbs, the other still grinning like he’s the protagonist in a romcom. Your study session is in shambles, your textbook is now decorated with cartoon smiley faces, and you’re weirdly okay with all of it. Against your better judgment, you smile. “God help me.”

—

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f1gossipgirls : Kimi Antonelli went on a podcast and casually admitted to credit card fraud because he and ollie bearman “stole Ollie’s trainers credit card and bought a ton of stuff” — and his sister, who is literally in law school, interrupted the interview just to say, “As Kimi’s legal counsel, I strongly advise him to shut the fuck up.” no like this family is unhinged 😭😭😭😭

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username00 : i need to hear ollie’s side of the story rn

username0 : yn is so iconic. she was just there scolding kimi and those interviewers were dying laughing.

username1 : not kimi casually stealing a card and calling it “a misunderstanding” 💀

username5 : no but imagine yn just trying to finish her reading and kimi’s like “is stealing really stealing if it was an accident?”

username7 : yn antonelli is only 3rd year law student and she is already getting a taste of the real world trying to defend ollie and her brother 😭

—

The living room is deceptively calm. You’re planted on the floor with your back against the couch, surrounded by an explosion of law textbooks, color coded notes, and the faint hum of lo-fi study music playing from your headphones. You’ve got a midterm next week, a case brief due tomorrow, and maybe three functioning brain cells left. Kimi, meanwhile, is perched at the kitchen counter behind you, deep into a Zoom podcast interview with his mic clipped to his hoodie and zero adult supervision.

You’re not paying attention. You should’ve been. “Yeah, so we did actually steal his credit card.”

Your head jerks up so fast you pull a muscle in your neck. “Ollie dared me to do it, and I figured, you know, he probably deserved it after that one gym session where he made me run stairs for 45 minutes. So I just… took it.”

You freeze, blinking at the wall like it’ll provide answers. “We ordered like… a beanbag, noise-cancelling headphones, five boxes of protein bars, a punching bag — which is still in the hallway, by the way — and I think we accidentally subscribed him to like a fruit of the month thing.”

You slam your torts textbook shut and turn around slowly.

“Kimi. What the actual hell did you just say?”

He half-glances at you over his shoulder. “Huh?”

“You just confessed. To intentional credit card fraud. On camera.”

One of the podcast hosts snorts. “Wait, is that your sister?”

Kimi lights up like he’s proud. “Yeah, that’s her! She’s in law school.”

You march straight into frame, highlighter still in hand, and give the camera your most professional death glare.

“Hi, yes, as Kimi’s legal counsel — and unfortunately, his sister — I would just like to advise Kimi to shut the fuck up.”

The podcast hosts lose it. One of them chokes on their drink. Another is wheezing.

Kimi grins. “She’s mad because I wouldn’t let her eat the protein bars.”

“I’m mad because you’re out here building a felony portfolio and dragging me down with you!”

From down the hall, Ollie calls out helpfully, “Don’t forget the disco light!”

“YOU ORDERED A DISCO LIGHT?!”

“I thought it would help morale!”

“Oh my god.”

You drag a hand down your face, muttering to yourself about future bar applications and how early is too early to start drinking.

“Kimi,” you say slowly, “you knew it wasn’t your card?”

“Yeah, obviously. His last name is literally on it.”

You stare at him. The hosts are still dying.

“I hate this family,” you mutter, storming off screen.

In the distance, you hear Ollie yell, “Wait, do you know where the disco light went?”

You yell back, “INTO THE EVIDENCE BIN. NEITHER OF YOU GET IT BACK.”

—

Kimi left an hour ago for some cardio session you’re 90% sure he’s going to complain about in thirty minutes. He’d barely made it to the elevator before turning back to shout, “Don’t let Ollie set anything on fire while I’m gone!”

You’d saluted. Ollie had bowed. Now, the sun is casting golden light through the windows, and the chaos has settled into something soft and warm. You’re curled up on the couch, laptop back open, textbook balanced on the armrest beside you, highlighter clutched loosely in one hand. Your coffee’s gone cold, but you’re too lazy to care. Ollie’s across from you at the kitchen island, scrolling on his phone, chewing idly on a granola bar. He’s unusually quiet, for once not throwing a stress ball or trying to balance a fork on his nose. You catch him sneaking glances at you every few seconds.

You raise an eyebrow. “You good?”

He pauses, like he’s debating something. Then he sets his phone down and stands up, wiping his hands on his hoodie like he’s nervous. Which is weird. Ollie is never nervous.

“I was just thinking,” he starts, walking over to you, “you know between your legal intervention and Kimi admitting to credit card fraud on both of our behalf…it’s been a chaotic day.”

You smirk. “That’s what happens when you two share a frontal lobe.”

He grins but doesn’t take the bait. Instead, he leans his hip against the back of the couch, voice soft now. “You’re always dealing with us, huh? Cleaning up our messes, reading law books while we’re over here planning our next felony.”

You tilt your head. “It’s not technically felony-level. Yet.”

“Still,” he says, scratching the back of his neck. “You do a lot. For Kimi. For me.”

You blink, heart doing that annoying fluttery thing it does whenever he gets like this — a little too sincere, a little too close.

He hesitates, then finally blurts, “So I figured maybe it was time I took you out. On a real date.”

You freeze. “A real date?”

He nods, eyes on yours. “Yeah. Not a team dinner. Not a group movie night where Kimi insists on sitting between us like a human traffic cone. Just me and you. Somewhere nice.”

You blink again.

“You’re serious.”

“I’m very serious,” he says. “I even googled romantic restaurants in Monaco, which is something I thought only Charles would do. So that’s how committed I am.”

Your cheeks are warm. “Did you really?”

“I did,” he says proudly. “I also accidentally made a reservation under the name ‘Oliver Bearclaw’ because I was on voice text and sneezed halfway through.”

You laugh, pressing your hand over your mouth. “That’s so stupid.”

He grins. “Yeah, but you’re smiling. So I’m calling it a win.”

You look at him for a moment — all sunlit curls and hopeful eyes and way too much heart in his stupid little grin — and it hits you that he’s not just asking you on a date. He’s been falling for you this whole time. The flirting, the teasing, the way he always walks into a room and makes sure to say hi to you first — it wasn’t just a joke. It was real. And maybe… you’ve been falling, too. You set your laptop aside and stand up slowly, facing him.

“Okay,” you say softly. “Take me out, Bearclaw.”

His grin widens like the sun just came up.

“For real?”

“For real,” you nod. “But only if you promise not to commit any crimes between now and then.”

He places a hand over his heart. “No felonies, I swear.”

“Misdemeanors?”

“Minor ones.”

You roll your eyes, but your smile’s too wide to hide.

—

The restaurant is tucked away on a quiet corner near the Port, a place you’ve passed a hundred times but never stepped inside. It’s warm and golden inside, all low lighting and tall windows that overlook the water. The kind of place where time feels like it stretches and softens around the edges. And Ollie — Ollie is waiting at the table, sleeves rolled to his forearms, curls a little too fluffy, smile entirely too wide when he sees you walk in.

He stands up fast, almost knocking into the waiter. “You look—wow.”

You glance down at yourself, at the simple dress and slightly curled hair. “I look what?”

He pulls your chair out for you. “Like you’re about to sue me and steal my heart.”

You laugh as you sit down. “That was tragic. And kind of sweet.”

“Story of my life.”

Dinner is easy — conversation flowing like it always does, but softer somehow. You talk about school, about the things you hate studying, about how you once considered switching to marine biology after a breakdown in year one.

He talks about growing up on tracks, about how surreal it still feels to be in F1. He doesn’t say it out loud, but you know the weight it isn’t always gentle. You reach across the table and touch his hand when his voice gets quiet. He relaxes immediately under your fingers.

Dessert comes and he orders two spoons without even asking. “I’m not letting you eat crème brûlée alone. That’s a crime.”

“You would know.”

He smiles, but there’s a shift — something tender in his eyes, something quieter than the usual chaos he tosses around like confetti. After dinner, you walk along the marina. Monaco glows at night — golden lights reflected in the water, luxury yachts bobbing gently, laughter drifting from balconies. He keeps brushing against your shoulder like he’s testing fate. You stop near the railing, just where the dock curves out toward the sea.

“Thanks for tonight,” you say, glancing up at him. “It was… really good.”

He looks at you like you hung the moon. “I’ve wanted to do this for a while.”

You smile. “I kind of figured. The flirting during my breakdowns was a giveaway.”

“I had to keep you entertained somehow. Also, I thought maybe you’d be impressed by my criminal record.”

You laugh, leaning into him. “It’s extensive. I might write a dissertation.”

“I’d be honored.”

He takes your hand then — slow, careful, like he’s waited exactly long enough to be sure. And when you look up at him, heart beating a little too fast, he leans in and kisses you. Soft, like a secret. Like a promise.

There’s nothing dramatic about it — no fireworks or cheers or music swelling behind you. Just his hand on your waist, the scent of the sea, and the feeling that maybe, finally, the chaos has led you somewhere you want to stay.

You pull back slightly, smiling against his lips. “So… what’s the verdict?”

He grins. “You’re definitely going to be the smartest person I’ve ever dated.”

“Yeah?”

“And the prettiest.”

Your face warms as you nudge him playfully. “God, Kimi’s gonna hate this.”

“Yeah,” Ollie laughs. “But I don’t really care.”

And neither do you.

—

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f1gossipgirls : Ollie Bearman went on the same podcast as Kimi Antonelli and not only CONFIRMED the credit card theft story — he added that he once “stole his trainer’s ID so he couldn’t leave the track and I wouldn’t have to do cooldown laps.” To which a poor and tired YN Antonelli yelled at him from behind the camera, “OLIVER. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. STOP. TALKING.” 

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username000 : someone needs to lock these men up and give yn a vacation + a bottle of wine

↳ yn_antonelli : i need it. pls. someone help.

username00 : they’re gonna get her disbarred before she even graduates

username1 : ollie’s smile when she scolded him?? he’s in love.

username5 : her legal career hasn’t even started and she’s already stuck doing crisis PR full time 😭

username7 : oh i love them all so much. give them to me.

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The door is closed. Your laptop is open. The air conditioning is finally working. For the first time in 48 hours, you feel a tiny hint of peace. You’re curled up on the small couch in Ollie’s driver room, laptop buzzing and an absurdly large iced coffee next to you. There’s just enough WiFi to submit your assignment and watch a torts lecture on double speed. Across the room, Ollie is mid-interview with a podcast crew — his mic clipped to his race suit, feet kicked up on a stool, expression way too relaxed for someone with a camera in his face.

You’re only half-listening until you hear it.

“Yeah, the credit card thing was real.”

Your eyes snap up from your laptop.

The host laughs. “Wait, seriously? You and Kimi actually used your trainer’s card?”

Ollie just grins, dimples out, completely unbothered. “Oh yeah. We found it on the counter before a sim session and decided to test if it worked.”

Your highlighter slips out of your hand.

“It did,” he continues, like he’s talking about the weather. “So we just… kept using it.”

You sit up. “Oliver.”

“We didn’t buy anything crazy,” he says quickly. “Mostly snacks. Gym gear. A massage gun. I think Kimi ordered a beanbag chair. And like, maybe… matching hoodies?”

You slam your laptop shut. “Oliver.”

The host is laughing too hard to ask the next question. Another one goes, “That’s insane. What did your trainer say?”

“Oh, he was chill about it,” Ollie says, waving it off. “I gave the card back eventually. But that’s not even the worst thing I’ve done to him.”

Your head whips around. “Don’t—”

“There was this one time in Silverstone,” Ollie says, leaning back, “where I straight up stole his  ID.”

The room goes silent.

The hosts blink. “I’m sorry, what?”

“Yeah, I took his ID and hid it in my glove box. He couldn’t leave the track because security wouldn’t let him through the gates.”

You stare at him in pure disbelief. “Why?”

He shrugs, totally unapologetic. “Because I didn’t want to do cooldown laps alone and he said he had somewhere to be. So I… created a situation.”

From your corner, you yell without even thinking.

“OLIVER. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. STOP. TALKING.”

He jumps slightly and turns toward you with a guilty smile. “Oh. Hi.”

You stand up slowly, hands on your hips. “You’re on a recorded podcast. And you just admitted to identity theft.”

“Technically it wasn’t identity theft,” he says innocently. “I didn’t use it. I just… blocked his escape.”

“That’s not better!”

One of the podcast hosts mutters, “This is better than Drive to Survive.”

You walk into frame, highlighter still in hand like a legal weapon. “Hi. Yes. As Oliver Bearman’s unofficial legal counsel and the only sane adult in his orbit, I would like to make a formal statement— he is no longer allowed to speak in public.”

The hosts are crying with laughter now.

Ollie beams at you. “She’s cute when she’s mad, isn’t she?”

You turn slowly toward the camera. “He’s lucky he’s cute or I’d be representing him from a holding cell.”

He winks. “Wouldn’t be the worst date we’ve had.”

You groan, turning away. “I’m going to sue you.”

“Good thing you’re already in law school.”

Behind the camera, someone whispers, “I think they’re in love.”

You grab your laptop and head toward the door before Ollie can start confessing to international crimes.

As you’re halfway out, you hear—

“Wait, can I tell them the story about the golf cart in Barcelona?”

“NO, YOU CANNOT.”

—

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yn_antonelli : since ollie and kimi insist on admitting their crimes in front of the whole world, i made them take me to brunch and used both of their cards at hermes as payment for my defense.

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franciscagomes : brunch and birkins… you’ve got a bright future in negotiations mama

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oscarpiastri : So what I’m hearing is that you extorted your clients?

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↳ yn_antonelli : actually mr. piastri, it is considered compensation for emotional damages.

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kimi.antonelli : STOP SPENDING ALL MY MONEY PLEASEEEE

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↳ yn_antonelli : stop confessing to crimes on live podcasts and maybe we can discuss a compromise

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↳ kimi.antonelli : honestly fair point tbh.

alexandrasaintmleux : your honor, she’s iconic. sigh.

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↳ yn_antonelli : omg omg i love uuuuu

isackhadjar : that is ollie’s hand. i am not stupid.

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The sun is shining, the water is glittering, and Kimi Antonelli looks like he hasn’t slept in 36 hours. Even though he just slept for 14. 

“Why am I here,” he grumbles, slumped in the backseat of the Uber with sunglasses that cover half his face. “I didn’t even confess that many crimes.”

“You admitted to credit card fraud and stealing a man’s identity in the span of twenty-four hours,” you say, scrolling through the brunch menu on your phone. “I deserve eggs. I deserve champagne. I deserve a Birkin.”

“You’re going to steal our money to buy a Birkin.”

“I defended you from public ridicule and potential legal investigation.”

“I don’t even like brunch,” he mutters. “Who eats breakfast at 11:30?”

“People who aren’t under investigation,” you snap.

Ollie, sitting beside you in the Uber, just laughs — far too amused by the whole situation. “I like brunch,” he says, looking down at you with that stupid grin. “Especially when you’re mad. You get all—bossy.”

You glance up, squinting. “Would you like to confess anything else while we’re en route to a public restaurant?”

“Not unless you’re charging me by the hour.”

Kimi groans dramatically. “I hate whatever the fuck this is.” 

—

You’re seated at an outdoor table with a sea view, sunglasses on, napkin in your lap, and a mimosa already in hand. Kimi looks like he’s about to throw himself into the ocean.

Ollie’s watching you over his menu, smirking. “You’re glowing today.”

“That’s what financial revenge and fresh pastries will do to a girl,” you hum.

The waiter returns with your first round of orders — coffee for Kimi, a breakfast burger for Ollie, and a small mountain of avocado toast and poached eggs for you.

“I hope you’re both ready to pay,” you say brightly, stabbing your fork into your toast. “Because I ordered three sides. Out of principle.”

Kimi doesn’t look up. “I’m telling Nonna you bullied me.”

“She’ll be proud I’m finally asserting myself.”

“Does she know you're about to max out my card at Hermès?”

“She would be proud.”

Ollie sips his orange juice, clearly enjoying this too much. “Honestly, watching you argue is kind of hot. Should I confess to tax evasion next?”

You pause, slowly turning toward him. “Don’t. You. Dare.”

He grins, unbothered. “You’d still make me pay for brunch first.”

You tilt your head. “Damn right I would.”

Kimi finally looks up from his phone. “Are you two together or are you just blackmailing him through brunch?”

You and Ollie both respond at the same time—

“None of your business.”

“I think I’m in love with her.”

You nearly choke on your mimosa.

Kimi slaps his credit card on the table. “I’m leaving. I’m paying. I want nothing to do with whatever this is.”

“But we haven’t ordered dessert yet,” you pout.

Kimi glares at you through his sunglasses. “I will throw you into the sea.”

“Please do,” Ollie says, smirking again. “I’ll jump in after her.”

“You’re both sick,” Kimi says, standing and muttering as he walks toward the cashier. “I’m moving out.”

You smile as the waiter returns with a tiny silver bell and a dessert menu.

“Round two?” Ollie asks, reaching for your hand under the table.

You squeeze his fingers. “You’re paying.”

He grins, boyish and hopeless. “Always.”

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You had planned for Hermes after brunch as Kimi made a comment about how “law students don’t need nice bags” and Ollie laughed, and now here you are, standing outside the most intimidating boutique in all of Monaco — sunglasses on, mimosa still coursing through your veins, and absolutely unhinged on principle.

“YN,” Kimi says warily as the automatic glass doors open, “let’s talk.”

“No,” you say sweetly. “You committed crimes. Now I’m committing retail.”

Ollie follows you in like a golden retriever on a leash made of guilt and admiration. Kimi drags his feet like a hostage.

“Do you need a bag that costs more than your first years tuition?” Kimi hisses as the polished sales assistant greets you like you’re royalty.

“I need financial restitution,” you say calmly, flipping your hair over your shoulder. “And emotional closure.”

The assistant smiles. “Are we shopping for anything in particular today, madam?”

You gesture to Kimi and Ollie, both standing awkwardly behind you like they’re about to be publicly executed. “They’ll be paying.”

The woman beams.

“Excellent. Right this way.”

—

You’re standing in front of a full-length mirror with a black Birkin draped over your forearm. It looks obscene. It looks divine. It looks like justice.

Ollie’s perched on the velvet bench nearby, watching you with the kind of dumb, smitten look that says, I would rob a bank if she asked nicely.

“You like it?” he asks, tipping his head.

You raise a brow. “I love it.”

“Then it’s yours.”

Kimi, from the corner, nearly chokes on the sparkling water the assistant brought him. “I’m sorry, what?!”

“She loves it,” Ollie shrugs, pulling out his card. “She deserves it.”

“She bullied us into a brunch we didn’t want and is now financially blackmailing us in Hermès!”

You smirk as the assistant gently takes the bag from you to box it up.

“You’re the one who said ‘it wasn’t even a big deal’ after admitting to stealing a man’s identity on camera.”

“You didn’t represent me! You just yelled ‘shut the fuck up’ from behind the couch!”

“That was the defense! And it worked!”

Ollie, whispering to the cashier— “Would now be a bad time to mention I also used the trainer’s gym membership without asking?”

“KIMI. HE DID MORE. THAT MEANS I GET SHOES TOO.”

Kimi is now fully slumped into the armchair, sunglasses on, mouthing prayers to the ceiling.

The assistant hands you the receipt with a reverent smile and says, “We’ve added a small gift for your troubles.”

You nod graciously. “As you should.”

As you walk out, massive shopping bag in one hand and Ollie’s hand in the other, you turn back and call. 

“Thanks for brunch! Thanks for the bag! Try not to commit any more felonies this week!”

Kimi doesn’t respond. He’s already Googling how to block you from his bank account.

—

The apartment is quiet. Sunlight pours through the windows, casting golden light across the hardwood floors. For once, there’s no podcast playing, no shoes being thrown, no one dramatically announcing a new crime. Just you and Ollie in the kitchen.

You’re leaned against the counter, his hands on either side of your hips, your fingers tangled in the soft collar of his hoodie. He’s smiling against your mouth — all warm lips, soft touches, and stolen breaths like this has been a long time coming. Because it has.

“I really like you,” he murmurs, nudging your nose with his.

“Even though I made you pay for the Birkin?”

“Especially because you made me pay for the Birkin.”

You laugh, tugging him closer by his hoodie strings, just as he leans in again — lips brushing yours, his thumb ghosting along your neck. It’s soft, easy, a little reckless.

And then— The front door bursts open.

“WHY IS THERE A PARKING TICKET WITH MY NAME ON IT?!”

You and Ollie freeze mid-kiss like two teenagers caught making out by a high school principal. Except the principal is your younger brother and he’s holding a crumpled parking citation and an espresso.

“OH MY GOD,” Kimi screams. “ARE YOU—ARE YOU KISSING?!”

Ollie pulls back slowly. “Hey, mate—”

“NO. NO HEY MATE. WHAT IS THIS?!”

You blink. “…Kimi, we’ve been soft launching for a month.”

“I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BIT,” he shrieks, tossing the parking ticket into the air like confetti. “I thought you were gaslighting me!”

“We literally held hands in front of you—”

“I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR AESTHETIC PURPOSES.”

Ollie steps back with his hands up. “Look, we weren’t hiding it—”

“YOU,” Kimi snarls, pointing at him. “I LET YOU LIVE HERE. I LET YOU EAT MY CEREAL. I TRUSTED YOU.”

“To be fair, it’s my cereal, and my apartment.” Ollie mumbles. 

“IRRELEVANT.”

Kimi storms toward the kitchen, righteous fury in his socks. “Ollie, I swear to god, if you hurt her—if you so much as misplace a single hair on her law school head—I will run you over exactly 8 times.” 

“Okay,” Ollie says nervously, backing into the island. “That seems extreme—”

“You’re lucky you have dimples or I’d kill you right now.”

You step in between them, putting your hand on Kimi’s chest like a bodyguard. “Relax. He’s not hurting me.”

Kimi narrows his eyes. “Are you sure he didn’t put something in that mimosa?”

“Kimi.”

“I’m just asking!”

“I’m literally holding his hand.”

Ollie gives Kimi a little wave. “Hi.”

“I’M GOING TO MURDER YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS.”

You sigh, reaching over to grab the espresso out of his hand. “You need to calm down and hydrate before you combust.”

Kimi glares at both of you. “You owe me emotional damages. And a new box of cereal.”

Ollie shrugs. “Want me to buy you Hermès socks?”

“I DON’T WANT YOUR GUILT SOCKS.”

Kimi storms off to his room, slamming the door dramatically behind him. There’s a beat of silence. Then from inside his room,

“IF I HEAR KISSING SO HELP ME GOD—”

You burst out laughing and lean back into Ollie’s arms, grinning. “Well. That went well.”

Ollie kisses your temple. “Honestly, better than expected.”

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olliebearman : she loves me and my extensive list of crimes.

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yn_antonelli : this is legally admissible. delete immediately.

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↳ olliebearman : how romantic 🥰

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kimi.antonelli : I WILL BE PRESSING CHARGES. against both of you.

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↳ olliebearman : good luck. i have the best lawyer in the world.

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georgerussell63 : something tells me the legal expert was not consulted prior to making this caption

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↳ yn_antonelli : def not but im used to it

estebanocon : ohhhh this is why kimi was pacing in front of the garage yesterday. happy for you both !! ❤️

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redbullracing

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redbullracing : @/yn_antonelli please come get your menace. he has been caught in the act again.

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yn_antonelli : he does not belong to me. i have never ever seen that man in my life. i wish him the best of luck.

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kimi.antonelli : I TOLD HIM TO STOP DOING THIS. TOO MANY CAMERAS.

↳ yn_antonelli : oh so you’ve done it too?

↳ kimi.antonelli : no…

↳ redbullracing : yes. check dm’s

↳ yn_antonelli : GOD DAMNIT ANDREA

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oscarpiastri : He does this at Mclaren too. Took my smoothie out of my hands. Said absolutely nothing and walked out.

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charles_leclerc : he stole like 5 coconut waters from me in the matter of a month

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olliebearman : ALL OF THIS IS SLANDER. I DO NOT SPEAK UNTIL MY LEGAL COUNSEL IS PRESENT. YNNNNNNN!!!!

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↳ yn_antonelli : i do not know you. stop bothering me. i will get a restraining order if necessary

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Three Hearts Left

Pairing: max verstappen x fem!gamer!reader

summary: fans (and friends) are shocked when they find max is married and to who

a/n: I’m only a casual gamer so take it with a grain of salt

a/n 2: sorry it’s a really late - the weather hates me personally (it is actually September and doesn’t need to be 85* 😡) and it drained my creativity also I got hella sick so 🤷🏻‍♀️

a/n 3: I know I use the name Twitter when talking about that site. I’ll stop deadnaming it when musk rat does too

a/n 4: still not feeling 100% but I wanted to get this out for max’s bday!!

catpawsgaming

Welcome to the CatTree with the paw prints 🐾 ! I’m just a cat 🐈 mom Lady™ who loves the gaming but not the camera 📷. I’ve been playing games all my life and have been streaming for 3 years — as a hobby, not a full time job. I love my 2 cats, my handsome man, and you 🫵 all my lovely fans. You most definitely make all this worthwhile so mwah mwah 💋💋 (video)

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catpawsgaming: here we go! Baldur’s Gate 3 has been highly highly requested — so I bought it! …yesterday and forgot about it cause curse of capitalism I still have my day job 😭 but away we go!

As always, if you didn’t manage to catch my livestream it’ll be on my page and I’ll be uploading it to my YouTube channel tomorrow! My YouTube will have the 3 usual versions (one unedited with my reactions, one with just the game play, and one with no sound at all but with closed captions)

Next stream date and game tbh announced but will probably be this Sunday with Animal Crossing (fingers crossed 🤞🤞 I finally get a good turnip price 😭😭 Daisy Mae hasn’t been kind to me lately…)

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user1: guuuurrrrrrrllll it’s about time you got bg3! We been waiting

↳ catpawsgaming: definitely worth the wait though! I had so much fun and it was so hard to stop for the night

↳ user2: for sure it was 🤣 your reactions to shadowheart and astarion were hilarious

↳ catpawsgaming: they clocked my type on point

user3: glad we convinced you to become a bard! You’ll rock it 💙

↳ catpawsgaming: ok but this the closest you will get me to actually performing so enjoy it while it lasts

↳ user3: not gonna sing along?

↳ catpawsgaming: 🤣🤣🤣 🫵 🤡

↳ catpawsgaming: absolutely not.

↳ catpawsgaming: also handsome just bust out laughing at the thought of me singing so…🙄🙄🙄 he’s lucky I love him

↳ handsome: I am very lucky liefje

↳ user3: ahhhh we were so close to her singing but also awwww cause handsome is here!!

handsome: liefje this was amazing

↳ catpawsgaming: thank you 🥰🥰

↳ catpawsgaming: but also you were laughing at me the entire night so…

↳ catpawsgaming: not sure how much I believe you

↳ handsome: well I didn’t say it was good…

↳ catpawsgaming: 🤨😒😔😢

↳ handsome: 🥰🥰🥰

user4: oh to have a man that will spend hours with you doing separate hobbies together…

↳ catpawsgaming: gotta admit it’s the dream

↳ handsome: you’re the dream liefje

↳ user4: ok there handsome, no need to get sappy here on MY comment thread

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mv1updates: Max was streaming today! Just a short one but highly entertaining. Jimmy (or Sassy? I’m honestly baffled and for the life of me can’t tell them apart 😢) caused a small disturbance in the middle of his stream then slept the rest away in Max’s lap 😍

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user5: that was sooooo adorable!! Love seeing more cat dad Max

↳ user6: same! And don’t feel bad admin - I can’t tell them apart either

user7: to be Jimmy…🥵

↳ user8: right? What I wouldn’t give to be sleeping away in his lap…

↳ user9: blessed be. His damn thighs man 😳

user10: ok but am I the only one that heard a female voice in the background?

↳ user11: I THOUGHT I WAS GOING INSANE?? Like there was definitely someone there

↳ user12: wait when?

↳ user10: when max turned the camera to show jimmy on top

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catpawsgaming

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catpawsgaming: and Daisy Mae delivered this week! Sunday I got a price of 90 and today!! Selling price of turnips is 658 this evening!! Woohoo!

I've got my usual set up going to allow visitors to sell and I’ll be playing for about 4 or 5 hours so let’s make some cash today! I just ask you be respectful of my island.

As always, if you didn’t manage to catch my livestream it’ll be on my page and I’ll be uploading it to my YouTube channel tomorrow! My YouTube will have the 3 usual versions (one unedited with my reactions, one with just the game play, and one with no sound at all but with closed captions)

My week is looking pretty busy (a lot of traveling happening) so my next stream will probably be sometime next week and I’ll be playing Horizon: Zero Dawn! Its sequel will be coming out soon and I want to replay the first to refamiliarize myself with the game!

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user13: yeessssss! I’ve been holding out that someone would have some fantastic selling prices this week! New house upgrade here I come!

↳ user14: oh don’t I know it! It’s been a downward slump all week for me — the high was 105 😭😭

↳ user13: ouch 🤕

user15: did anyone else hear the cat meowing in the background!

↳ user16: yes! Catpaws has got a couple of cats — they’re almost never on stream (they don’t like staying in one place for long) but catpaws got them right before they started streaming!

↳ catpawsgaming: 2 of them! They’re my babies! 🐈🐈

↳ user15: awwwww 😍😍

user17: can I say something? Is this a safe place?

↳ user18: it is not but say it anyway

↳ user17: it totally looks like she’s got a wedding ring on in the beginning of this stream

↳ user18: nurse! She’s out again

↳ user19: no no no let her cook. I totally thought the same. It was literally just a glimpse but I swear that she had a ring on

↳ user17: thank you! I knew I wasn’t crazy

↳ user19: but! That does mean our catpaws is married!!!!!

↳ user17: 😱

↳ user18: 😱

↳ user19: 😱

↳ catpawsgaming: 😉

↳ handsome: 💙

↳ user17: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?

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catpawsupdates: we’ve had a couple of requests lately asking about catpawsgaming and her cats! These are the first and last photo we’ve gotten — she’s incredibly secretive about them so we don’t know if this is the same cat in both photos or if she has 2 bengals (peep also handsome in the first photo. Catpaws was laughing when she posted that photo cause she’s usually the passenger princess)

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user20: I LOVE THEM

↳ user21: same! Insert that meme. “I’ve only had them for a day but if anything happened to them I kill everyone else then myself”

↳ user22: extreme but agreeable.

user23: that’s sassy - I’d bet money on it

↳ user24: sassy? What? Who?

↳ user23: sassy verstappen! F1 world champion max verstappen’s cat

↳ user24: ummm? This is a page for a small time gamer catpawsgaming

↳ user23: listen. Torture couldn’t get me to admit how long I’ve spent staring at pictures and videos of jimmy and sassy. But that is absolutely sassy!

↳ user17: I’m connecting the dots as I type

↳ user18: you’re not connecting shit

↳ user17: CONNECTING THE DOTS AS I TYPE

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Bluesky

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catpawsgaming: tonight’s stream is gonna be a little late — I’m currently being held hostage by the cutest kidnapper ever

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user24: awwww

user25: your right. You simply can’t move!

↳ catpawsgaming: completely pinned down!

↳ user25: I don’t think anyone is gonna have a problem with your steam being late tonight

↳ user26: I’ve spoken to the council and we don’t! In fact we all vote for a stream of literally just the cat

↳ catpawsgaming:…you know that is an idea

↳ user26: omg. OMG. OH MY GOD!!

user23: THATS JIMMY!! I SWEAR ON MY LIFE

↳ user27: ok grandma. Let’s get you back to bed

handsome: so that’s where the little troublemaker is

↳ user28: omg hi handsome! Where’ve you been?

↳ catpawsgaming: ok I love all my fans but plz stop flirting with my man

↳ user28: can I flirt with you instead?

↳ catpawsgaming: 😳

↳ handsome: no

Private Messages

Bluesky

user29: ITS MAX VERSTAPPEN AND CATPAWSGAMING!!!! I TOLD YOU ALL

↳ user30: ok but are we really gonna take a gossip page as the truth?

user31: OH MY GOD THAT CRAZY FAN WAS RIGHT?!?

↳ catpawsgamingfan: I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOOOOUUUUU

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maxverstappen1: liefje I know this is not how we wanted to share our love with the world but a light in the darkness is now I get to talk about how much I love you and how you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. These past 5 years have been a dream come true — and it’s been a dream I never knew I had. Seeing you that first time, you took my breath away. Forget the trophies and the victories, the world championships and titles I’ve won — becoming your husband has topped every single one of them. I can’t imagine my life without you anymore and I wouldn’t ever want to

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yourusername: oh my handsome man…you are the light of my life, the moon in my night, the stars in the sky, the best husband ever and the most loving cat dad I could have ever wanted to spend my life with. Thank you thank you thank you for picking me and staying with me and fighting for me and with me 💋💋

[mclager]

Latinos unidos! | Fernando Alonso x reader

We have fluff and a lot of Latinos, that's it, good reading

Fc: Bella Campos

Ynreal

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Ynreal Not all people that speaks Spanish/Portuguese are Latino(a), with that said, I claim Carlos Sainz as an honorary Latino by the vibes only! Thanks @/williamsracing for the invite, I guess I'm a new F1 addicted 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Stakef1team We have a real Latino! @/gabrielbortoleto_

→ ynreal YOU GUYS HAVE A BRAZILIAN? I'm a fan, no questions asked.

→ gabrielbortoleto_ Vamo bora! (Let's go!)

→ ynreal tô contigo e não abro! (I'm with you, man!)

Alpinef1team Well, we have a Latino reserve driver

→ ynreal Oh, there's more Latinos then I thought

→ Francolapinto That would be me, hi!

→ ynreal Hi!

User55 I knew Carlos was Latino material in his core

User27 He manifested that I'm pretty sure

Fernandoalo_oficial Y a mi no? (And not me?)

User14 NOT FERNANDO TRYING TO BE CLAIMED BY Y/N!

Carlossainz55 I'll take it!

McLaren Oh we're showing off our Latinos? @/patriciooward please say hi

→ patriciooward Hola, guapa!

→ ynreal Hola 👀

Astonmartinf1 @/Fernandoalo_oficial why you didn't introduce our Latino? Hi, @/ynreal, we also have a Brazilian, reserve driver, but a Brazilian non the last! @/felipedrugovich

Haasf1team @/enzofitti also a Brazilian reserve driver

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Ynreal Colecionadora de brasileiros feat Papi Fernando 🇧🇷 (Collecting Brazilians)

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User67 does she know what Papi really means? 👀

Felipedrugovich Muito bom esse rolê brasileiro irmão (This Brazilian dinner was too good bro)

→ Gabrielbortoleto_ Seria melhor se o Fernando não tivesse flertando com a y/n a noite inteira (it would be better if Fernando wasn't flirting with y/n all night)

→ enzofitti O pai é seu, lide com isso 👍🏻 (It's your dad, deal with him)

→ ynreal tá precisando de uma madrasta? (Do you need a Stepmom?)

User81 ARE THEY OPENLY SAYING THAT FERNANDO WAS FLIRTING WITH Y/N JUST CUS?

→ User12 this is the brazilian way my friend

Fernandoalo_oficial Good to meet you, Hermosa!

→ ynreal Good to meet you too 😘

→ gabrielbortoleto_ oh no

Ynreal

Gabrielbortoleto_ Eu criei um monstro (I created a monster)

Ynreal

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Ynreal Valeu @/gabrielbortoleto_ por ter me apresentado o Nando! Te devo uma. (Thank you Gabriel for introducing me to Nando! Own you one.)

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Felipedrugovich Perdeu o pai pra yn (Lost your dad to yn)

→ enzofitti ganhou uma madrasta (He won a Stepmom)

Gabrielbortoleto_ 🫠

User14 So it's official? I'm confused

User32 Old man Fernando still got the rizz!

Fernandoalo_oficial Still waiting for you to put me in your honorary Latino list...

→ ynreal You're in my honorary Brazilian list which is better! I'll get you a CPF 🙏🏼

→ Fernandoalo_official If I marry you would that help?

→ gabrielbortoleto_ NO

→ ynreal YES!

Williamsracing Please don't forget us 🙏🏼

→ ynreal NEVER!!! Always in my heart as the team that made me like F1, thank you very much ❤️

→ williamsracing 💙💙💙

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Fernandoalo_oficial Mi amuleto de la suerte @/ynreal (My lucky charm)

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Ynreal Te amo!

→ Fernandoalo_oficial Te amo muchísimo ❤️

→ felipedrugovich Gado (Simp)

Gabrielbortoleto_ Don't know if I did the best thing ever or the worse thing ever

→ enzofitti At least now you can have a fight in Portuguese with someone 👍🏻

User27 OMG FERNANDO?

User98 I can't believe this

Ynreal

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Ynreal Nando, P1 on track and on my heart, te amo, Papi! (Turns out, I know what Papi means)

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Fernandoalo_oficial Te amo, Nena ❤️

Gabrielbortoleto_ Se eu ouvir você chamando ele de Papi eu me jogo de um prédio! (If I hear you calling him Papi I will jump off a building)

→ ynreal 👍🏻

→ felipedrugovich ta conversando muito com o enzo (you're talking too much with Enzo)

→ enzofitti 👍🏻

Carlossainz55 I'll always remember when she loved me first 🥲

→ fernandoalo_oficial Cry all you want, the girl is mine 👍🏻

→ ynreal 👍🏻

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F1 Drivers & Their Couples Halloween Costumes

: Max Verstappen, Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri, Charles Leclerc, Carlos Sainz, George Russell, Lewis Hamilton, Pierre Gasly, Alex Albon, Franco Colapinto, and Daniel Ricciardo

: Main Masterlist

: Author’s Note - Ik I’m a little late, but I had terrible migraine and just could not bring myself to finish this. But here we are! Here are some costumes I think that F1 Drivers will wear with their girlfriends

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Max Verstappen

- Was absolutely against any stupid costume but the moment he saw this, it was over for him.

- For someone who was not interested in dressing up, Max took an awfully long time to make the cat’s head.

- Tried to show his outfit to Jimmy and Sassy……ya let’s just say, it did not go as well as he would have liked it to go 🤭

Lando Norris

- I mean….do I even need to explain this one???

- Lando was the one who came up with the idea (shocker)

- Put more effort and dedication into making the boobs than he does in race strategy! (He’d like to call this costume his life’s best work)

Oscar Piastri

- After rejecting several costume ideas (which included salt & pepper, socket & plug, jam & toast) he finally gave in to this costume (not that he had a choice)

- Decided to be Pete (totally called McLaren to get the orange hoodie set)

- Wanted to truly understand the essence of the character (spent 20+ hours trying to memorise the rap)

Charles Leclerc

- Honestly….even Charles has no idea why he suggested this costume.

- He wanted to do something fun….so he asked Arthur for help (this actually explains a lot why he was dressed like The Simpsons)

- This costume really grows on him, especially the headpiece (the expression reminds him of his years in Ferrari)

Carlos Sainz

- Tbh he has no idea what he’s doing! He’s just happy to be included.

- He doesn’t have many opinions about the costume; he just likes the fact that he gets to be close to his girlfriend.

- Gets so many compliments that he’s already started planning for next year’s couples costume.

George Russell

- Made a bet with Alex about who can become the most iconic Disney duo….hence Darla and Nemo 🐟

- Is more than happy to wear an orange wig, plaid skirt and glittery sweatshirt…🤨

- Even called Toto and asked him to play the dentist as a way to gain bonus points.

Lewis Hamilton

- He would rather die than be caught in these tacky outfits….which is why he found the best costume to wear!

- Got the suits custom made from the best designers (yes the alien is also custom made 👽)

- Won the best costume award (are we even surprised tho 🤷🏻‍♀️)

Pierre Gasly

- Just don’t ask why….this is what Pierre came up with!

- Now you might think the girlfriend is dressed as the chicken. Well….YOU’RE WRONG!!!

- Pierre insisted on dressing up as the chicken (bonus: he even asked Yuki to dress up as a knife)

Alex Albon

- Made a bet with George and he knew exactly what he wanted to become!!

- Truth be told, Alex made one hell of a Vector.

- He was surprisingly good at putting on the bald cap for Gru….which makes you wonder this isn’t the first time he’s done this 🤔

Franco Colapinto

- He had no intention of dressing up but got invited by the other drives, so he had to come up with something QUICK!

- Voila! Did a quick google search and decided to dress up as the first thing he saw.

- Not the best costume but 8/10 for his efforts and last minute planning 🥉

Daniel Ricciardo

- Does this not look like a pose Daniel would 100% do!!!!

- He said #Green&Proud

- Tried a lot to convince Max to dress up as the donkey 🫏….ya it didn’t happen!

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[fictionismyreality3]

Penpals with the 141

Warnings: stalkerish behaviour at the end teehee 🤭

Notes: if only I had a hot military man or men to send letters to 🤷🏻‍♀️😩

It started out as just another way to keep the boredom away. Sending care packages to military members was also a plus. You'd be staying busy and doing a good deed at the same time. You found some trustworthy-enough organization, signed up, and sent out your first letter along with a few goodies like choclates and warm socks.

The 141 had never really thought much about getting care packages from civilians. In their eyes it was just a good way to get the things they missed out on while on deployment. Most of the letters got tossed as soon as they opened the box.

That was until they got yours.

The stupid little smiley face drawn on the cardboard shouldn’t have stopped Simon in his tracks, but he found himself staring down at the doodle.

"L.T? Y'been standin' there fer a good 15 minutes." Soap remarked.

"S'that your favourite candy, right?"

Soap was swayed by the chocolate oranges, finding himself reading your letter as he scarfed down each wedge. The curly handwriting, the crossed out and rewritten words had him showing the letter to Gaz, and then Price. Soon you found yourself in an almost penpal situation. Over the exchange of more and more letters, you were able to dicern the personalities of each man who was writing to you.

There was Soap, who wrote in barely legible chicken scratch, often skipping words or even entire sentences, like he was thinking too fast for his hand to keep up. Always calling you 'bonnie' or 'lass'.

Gaz, who wrote much more formally. His hand writing was the best to read, neatly printed on the lines of the paper. You got the sense that he sat down and put his whole attention into writing back to you.

Ghost, who's name you were yet to learn, tacked on his responses at the end of the paper. It was rare to get more than a few sentances from him, and even rarer for them to be anything but small talk. Slowly, he began to open up, asking you how you were or if your boss had resolved that HR issue yet. How did he know that?

Price, who'd quickly insisted on you calling him John— makes me feel old, luv— was the one who you seemed the most interested in your life. You chalked it up to him wanting to have something to think about other than his life threatening job.

Questions about your living situation, your job, your hobbies, it all seemed like small talk. Easy enough to look over. And then came the questions about your bills. Does your job pay enough? When's the last time you've been on vacation? What does your ideal living situation look like? Are you in a relationship?

It wasn't just John who was asking. So were Gaz, Johnny, and even Ghost began to inquire about more personal details. Every time you got a letter, it was almost a pavlovian response for your cheeks to blush. You looked forwards to the letters from your far away military men, and they even sent you gifts!

A watch, just like the one on your pinterest, wrapped up in a pretty pink bow. They added on such a sweet note too.

"Synced up to our watches." Ghost.

"Thought you needed a little treat." Gaz

"Here you go, bonnie! Now you can know when we're awake!" Soap.

"Let me know if you need it tightened, sweetheart." John.

They didn't feel the need to tell you about the favour they called in with Laswell to get the micro-tracker added, or about the camera and microphone they planted in the watch face. You looked so pretty with it on anyways, they'd need to make sure nobody stared too long.

[obsessedwrhys]

I was wondering if I could request a Leo or/and Donnie x reader. (I don’t know if you do multiple- if you don’t- super sorry! Just do whichever one you feel in the mood to do) where if someone runs a finger through their hair or scratches for scalp they just melt? Like full on limp- very easy to make reader stop overworking themselves, cuddle with them, just get them to sleep, ya know! Hope that makes sense lol!

DISASTER TWINS X TOUCHSTARVED!READER

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ fluff, no angst, reader is gn!! (I didn't know what to name this headcanon 🤷🏻‍♀️)

LEO

You just know being with this man means being constantly showered with affection.

That's why you two are easily the perfect pair.

Everytime you find yourself stressed from your work, he could feel his senses kicking in from a mile away. Before you know it, he's already by your side to provide emotional support.

"Alright alright!! Time to take a break!! Chop chop!!" He'd shoo you out of the chair and drag you to his bed.

He knows how hard your work is, at least he does from the things April has told him. That's why he goes over the top when helping you unwind.

Back massages, feet rubs, and your favourite, head massages. Dude would definitely purchase body oil for you. The way he so delicately runs his hands through your hair while also making sure he applies just enough force for it to be soothing. You couldn't help but hum happily.

Those noises being signs that he's doing things just right!!

Apart from that, if you were to finish your work, he would definitely reward you by buying all your favourite snacks while also cuddling together to watch a show you've been meaning to start.

But if you're too tired. He'd just play your comfort songs as you guys just cuddle to sleep.

He has a ton of playlists that contains your favourite songs.

You could ask him about that one song you don't remember the name to and he'll instantly know which one you were talking about.

He likes to brag about having such a hard working partner to his brothers.

Like pleaseeee you wish you could get lucky like me 🤭

Of course he's not fine with you overworking yourself. That's a huge no no for him.

If you were to object his idea of taking a break, this man will straight up kneel down and rest his head on your lap like a dog desperate for your attention. He wouldn't stop sighing or making sad noises until you've given in.

He knows you like physical touch so if you ever liked, he wouldn't mind keeping you company as you worked, which most of the time resulted in him falling asleep on the table.

He just wants to be apart of it okay!!! You like to tell him he's doing a good job even though he doesn't do much but play with the pencil by trying to balance it on his nose.

100% cutie patootie

DONNIE

Now this man don't play around.

If you tell him you need to get the work done on time then this man will help you make sure it's done on time.

He's extremely helpful, he watches as you work but he won't intervene unless you request for his assistance. That's because he wants you to grow and solve things by yourself.

However if he were to see you start to burn out from frustration, he'd suggest you guys to take a break which he likes to call "Coffee break"

Do not ever say no to coffee break because this man will talk you to tears by justifying about a topic you strongly disagree on.

He'd brew you both a cup of coffee, but if you happen not to be into caffeine then tea will do.

Since he's aware of how you seem to shut off your mind from physical touch, he would cuddle with you as he just scratches your scalp. The way your eyes flutter close makes him smile to himself.

As someone who also struggles with burn outs, he would hate for the same to happen to you. Yeah sure he doesn't take care of himself that well but that doesn't mean he'll let that happen to you!!!

If you are ever too exhausted, he'd offer to wash your hair for you. You know like those things they have at the saloon where you lay down and put your hair in the open sink thingy (im lazy to find the name)? Yeah he'd definitely make one in his lab just for your personal use.

He would 1000% watch tutorials online to give you that sensational experience.

Everytime you guys cuddle to sleep, you would still be a little awake to feel his hands tracing the features on your face. This habit of his pretty much became a routine that you have a harder time of sleeping if he isn't caressing your face.

He likes to reward you with kisses on the forehead everytime you get your work done. But that's not all, he'd always invent something new just for you. He may or may not have caught a sneak peek of your wishlist, and since some of the things you've wished for can be easily made by him. Why not save that money and let him do his magic?

He surprises you each time with the gifts and you are grateful every time.

Cuddles during movie night is a must!! I don’t know why but I just have a feeling this man probably has like a small cinema hidden in his lab.

You guys would always watch any TV series together, like one will not continue on to the next episode without the other there to watch it with them.

His cuddles are the best when you guys are watching romance movies. Especially during a romantic scene. His body would scoot closer to yours without him even realising. His arms around your body tightening slightly as he nuzzles his face a bit onto your skin.

100% supportive bf

[judysxnd]

love above all

Lando Norris imagine

Wrote this right after watching the Canada Grand Prix 🥺 it’s almosf midnight for me so good night 😴 I’m publishing it without overthinking it bc if I wait more I will never put it out. At my own risk 🤷🏻‍♀️

Warning: kinda sad idek

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You sat there in front of the tv, too big for the scene happening in front of you. Lando crashed into Oscar. A crash between teammates, dreadful for McLaren. You gasped so loud, standing up from the couch. He was so close, too close apparently. Oscar didn’t get any damage but Lando lost everything. You heart skipped a beat.

You had broken up like four months ago but you didn’t stop watching F1 nor supporting your ex. You were a papaya fan before being Lando’s girlfriend. You knew about F1 before even knowing Lando personally. But this is why this moment hurt that much. You wanted to defend Lando but didn’t understand what really happened, but at the same time, why Oscar closed on him as he saw him going on his left.

It was just an opinion, but you knew how it would be seen outside by fans and medias. What broke you the most was his interview after the race. You recognized that look, he knew he made a mistake and he was already overthinking it. You had that knot in your stomach, that old anxiety for him, knowing that it could result in no sleep for days, barely eating or talking to his friends and family.

But you couldn’t do anything anymore. You weren’t part of his life anymore. You weren’t the one he was going to call after all of this. And also, why would he? He chose her instead of you. You were dating for two years, but this PR stunt went too far and he caught feelings. You trusted him but you got hurt. And yet you were still loving him as much as before. You were mad at him for sure, but the love you had was real, and still here for both of you.

You went outside take a deep breath after that, leaving your friends in the living room. There were all debating about the collision, making too much noise and no sense at all for you. You looked up at the stars, wishing that you felt different. How bad you wanted to call him, reassure him, but he was probably already on the phone with his new girlfriend that kept showing up on the screens in the last Grand Prix.

The ringing from your phone snapped you out of your thoughts: “unknown number” showed on the screen. You guessed it was your friend from NYC who also probably watched the Grand Prix and wanted to tease about the race. They change number very often so you went for that.

“Hey, if you call to tease me about what happened tonight it’s very low, even from you” you joked, but you didn’t hear anything back. “Hello?”

“Y/n, hi” you stayed still. You recognized that voice. You would recognize it anywhere.

“..Lando?” You said, looking at the phone again, seeing if you imagined the unknown caller or if it said his name.

“Yes”

“Wh- whose phone are you calling me from?”

“the.. google one from the team” you couldn’t help but laugh. “I guessed you wouldn’t have answered me if you saw my name”

“you would have been surprised I think”

“oh yeah?” There was hope in his voice

“but I am surprised you’re actually calling me right now tho”

“Why?”

“we broke up, you have someone else to call right now”

“I know.. but- I just- I miss you and you always have the right words”

“Lando..”

“I know I know, I should have thought about that before”

“Yeah, you have some nerves calling me”

“I really needed to, at least hear your voice after today”

“Yeah.. I saw what happened”

“You watched the race?”

“Of course I did, I always do”

“Wished you didn’t” Lando admitted

“Yeah, shit happens sometimes”

“Too many times” there it was. His thoughts were getting the best of him already

“It normal to make mistakes Lando you know that right? Look at the pressure you have to handle, you’re fighting for the title, and it happens to be with your own teammate”

“Yeah but he doesn’t make mistake”

“He clipped the wall this weekend, he does make mistakes too”

“He handles the pressure well”

“Don’t start on that. I feel like I’m talking to myself.” You joked. “You are upset that you struggle under pressure when he doesn’t, that he is so calm and you’re not, you feel like a kid throwing a tantrum bla bla bla.” You heard Lando laughed a bit. “Am I wrong?”

“No”

“Then remember what you used to say to me then”

“It’s different here”

“How? You made a mistake, even tho I do think Oscar saw you going on his left and he shouldn’t have closed the door on you, you assumed you did bad, which is an improvement from you, and you move on. Look everytime you made a mistake or something, you came back ten times stronger”

“You think I didn’t do anything wrong? I don’t agree”

“Well I don’t understand why you went on the left instead of the right, but we can keep talking about that forever, you need to move on.”

“I know, but like you I need to digest what happened first”

“And not like me, you need to stay off the medias. Don’t listen to what anyone says. Everyone makes mistakes. Everyone moved on really fast from what Max pulled last time with Russel. He literally did throw a tantrum, you made a genuine mistake, that’s it. You are world champion material, you’ve come from far”

“You are too nice to me y/n”

“I know.. I can’t help it. But I saw the look in your eyes”

“Wished you were there with me”

“Lando..” you sighed, looking down.

“I know. I’m sorry. I keep making mistakes”

“Stop that. We’re not together anymore but it doesn’t mean we can’t care for each other or talk like friends”

“After what I did, yes, you should be so mad at me”

“I accepted it. It’s too late for any changes anyway”

“I didn’t” there was a moment of silence. You heard voices in the background.

“You need to go back there huh?” You asked, kind of sad that you had to end the call.

“Yeah..”

“Well..”

“Thank you, for still being here for me”

“You still called me after my accident, told you. We can still care for each other”

“I guess”

“Okay come on, hang up” you joked “be careful, don’t listen to anyone, you got this. McLaren wouldn’t be here without you, no one deserves this as much as you do. Stay focused”

“Thanks” you smiled “I love you”

“I love you too” you naturally said back. Then he hung up.

Why love has to be that strong? Why can’t you be mad after everything? Did you move on? No, you wouldn’t have said “I love you too” then. Well, how the tables have turned. Look who’s overthinking now? Anyway. The night isn’t over. You don’t hear loud voices anymore, the debate must have ended. Let’s go back inside and change your mind.

[imagineredwood]

Group HC - The Boys reactions to getting caught stealing your panties 👙

I know. I know. It’s terrible and gross and icky I KNOW 😭😭 but I saw HCs for another shows characters around this idea and I couldn’t get it out of my head and it triggered the memory that this is actually canon for Juice and…yeah. Here we are 🧍🏻‍♀️

He’s not sorry. Or embarrassed. He loves you, loves everything about you. He thinks you’re the best thing since sliced bread. He worships you and the ground beneath your feet. So why wouldn’t he steal your panties? They’re yours, and they rest against his most favorite part of you all day 🤷🏻‍♀️ He won’t apologize, not even when your face heats up and you cover it with both hands. On the contrary, he probably makes a show of taking one out of the secret pile and sniffing it. He’s nasty, and he knows regardless of how you feel about it, you know he does it out of love and devotion. So he’s ok with it. And he’s not gonna stop.

He’s ashamed. He knew he shouldn’t have done it. Felt weird and invasive, but he couldn’t help it. He just loves you so much, and he gets lonely when you’re apart, and it smells like you. What else was he supposed to do? He would never cheat, would never even dream of it. But the stress of the club gets to him, especially the more complicated things get, he just needs comfort and relief, and when he saw them laying there in the hamper, he snagged it without thinking. Then he couldn’t stop, even when he knew he should. Even goes as far as offering to take apart the washer saying that maybe the machine is eating them 👀 He apologizes, cheeks tinted red, eyes downcast and hopes you don’t hold it against him. He’ll ask before he takes them next time, scouts honor.

Like Angel, he’s not embarrassed. He just shrugs, telling you that you’re his girl and your pussy is his, so why can’t he just take them? 🙄 He buys you new pairs every now and then anyway. So he wants to smell you randomly throughout the day, whats the harm in that? He just misses you. And likes to look at the pair and reminisce about times he’s taken them off of you. Is that a crime? He even reaches into his kutte and pulls out the pair that he’s kept on him today to show that it’s no big deal, and they’re the ones from yesterday, you recognize.

He’s bashful, arguably, but not necessarily embarrassed. It’s more about getting caught than it is the actual act. Like a kid with his hand in the cookie jar. He’s not sorry for taking them, he’s just sorry that it’s kinda awkward for you to find the stash. He laughs awkwardly, shrugging it off or trying to anyway. Explains that he just rarely gets time to himself, so he is uses them when he’s alone in Templo to get his mind right. That your scent calms him and helps his focus. He didn’t think you’d mind too much, he just also never expected you to find out.

He's not sorry in the slightest and he makes sure you know it too. He bought every pair anyway, what's the issue? He could buy you 30 pairs by lunch 🙄 He wasn't up from about it, no, but he also didn't necessarily hide it. It just wasn't entirely in the open. You're respectful and don't go through his stuff in his office so how would you have known he had an entire drawer of his desk with them all collected in there? You'll get over it, a few new lingerie sets will make sure of that.

The OG of panty stealing and sniffing himself. It’s canon after all. He just can’t help himself. You’re his moon and stars and he just can’t get enough of you. Even when you’re perched in his lap, cockwarming him, face nuzzled in the crook of his neck, it’s not enough. He needs to be in your skin. But he can’t. So stealing your panties is the next best thing. It’s a compulsion he can’t fight. God knows he’s tried. And he tells you as much. Lists all of the things he did first to try and not have to submit to that desire. But in the end it didn’t matter. He just needs to have your most intimate article with him at all times. Keeps He doesn’t want you to think he’s a freak but he also just need you to know how much he absolutely loves, adores, and worships you. He’ll even hand over the pair in his pocket if you ask him to.

He's nonchalant about it. It's just panties. You have a bunch more. Not like you were gonna miss them or something. He just loves you and likes to have something of yours that he can keep nearby when he misses you. One in his pocket, one in the sale bag of his bike tucked away hidden. His stash is dispersed, not because he was necessarily hiding them, but because there's one each place that will serve a purpose.

Also not embarrassed. Hits you with that famous smirk, his shoulders shrugging as you stare at him waiting for an answer. "Just miss you sometimes, Darlin'. Just somethin' to get me by." Like it's perfectly normal. He left you your favorite pairs after all. He only takes the ones you're not the biggest fan of, so you wouldn't notice as quickly. It's not a big deal, he can give them back. Sometimes he just needs to sit in the chapel with them over his face while he strokes himself before Church so he can make sure he has a level head before this important vote.

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[shycloudkitty]

A personal theory on why Leon's favorite color is blue💙

Okay, so just right off the bat I'm gonna say this is a personal theory that I had for months but didn't exactly said it out loud cause I wasn't sure at the time and now the more I think about it the more it's true.

Maybe this is a personal hc? But I mostly think this is done on purpose in games to show what's going on in his head.

So, Many of you who played the game Or watched the movies have noticed Leon wearing blue all the time, right? Like what's up with that yk? Like does he even have a wardrobe with different colors? 🤷🏻‍♀️

In OGRe2, Re2r, Re4r (dark blue), Re6 (I know it's purple but just hear me out!), Vendetta, Death Island (DI)RE & Infinite darkness (ID) . Leon was seen wearing blue in all of these. Except Damnation Leon, Degeneration, OGRe4.

Personally, I believe it's a way for Leon to connect to his 21 year old self who still had the innocence, bright optimism, good morals and strong sense of justice.

EDIT: I forgot to add the most important thing, his police uniform that he wore was blue aka when he was 21 & a rookie. That's why it's a way to represent his young self

Think about it, everything changed for him that one night in raccoon city. He saw the most ugliest parts of humanity on the day that was supposed to be his first day on the police force. He saw how deeply corrupt the entire system was, how an entire city got destroyed cause of this. He was never the same again.

Now, I will try to put my thoughts into words and explain what each versions is telling about his mentality.

I think after Re2, the blue color stayed in his life to show that even though he changed small part of him, that bright eyed rookie was still alive deep down.

Re4R: he's seen wearing a dark blue compression shirt. (I'm sry in advance if I get his outfits name wrong, I'm terrible at men's fashion) . It's dark blue cause well, obviously this game was kind of just after Raccoon city incident. So, the wound is still fresh in his heart, he's not that optimistic, so the dark blue mostly indicates his ongoing internal conflict, trying to make sense of what's actually right & wrong.

Also, in English literature, blue is mostly associated with melancholy. And well, it doesn't take a genius to see that he was clearly depressed.

RE: ID - I think he got better here, since his suit and shirt were navy blue. I think...he made peace with what happened (somewhat not fully ofc) cause a part of him was still resentful about what happened, like in that scene of Leon yelling at Jason. But in this one he was more determined than ever to not let that incident repeat ever again.

And I think it's kind of reflected in his colors, that he had a much clear mindset.

RE 6: Okay, Ik Ik it's purple, I get it🙄. But hear me out before you sue me👀

Ada's color is red and Leon's color is blue, mix it together and you got purple. Tada. Still part blue you see☝🤓

Yeah, it's definitely done to show his feelings for Ada, I think he was ready to be with Ada, so much so that he had already let her in his heart and just...change that part of him (rookie one, the most vulnerable) that he kept protected. Keep in mind guys, that Ada's color stayed red always.

But at the end when it was clear, she didn't want anything with him (at least not personally). He finally gave up and made peace with the fact that him and Ada would never cross that boundary. Poor guy🥺❤

Also...I think it's a lightning trick too cause in most scenes of the game, where there's dim lighting you feel like he's wearing a blue shirt (where he's being himself and doing his job and not forced to face his feelings). But in the end scene with Ada where fire is everywhere, lightening is too bright (shirt turns purple), and then he's forced to confront his feelings for Ada head on.

RE Vendetta: Now... This one is interesting. So I know it's not obvious but if you look closely, he's wearing a blue shirt under that black jacket. Now before y'all ask me why was I trying to look under his black jacket- It's cause I'm a pervert for Leon okay? Y'ALL ARE PERVERTS FOR LEON TOO OKAY?? DON'T JUDGE ME.

*ahem* Anyways, you can see that he lost significant weight. Hungover and wasting away, waiting for his inevitable end. It's obvious that he's extremely depressed more so than he was in Re4r. But there was also something interesting that I just couldn't ignore.

How tightly his black jacket was hugging him and how he had zipped it up to the top so his blue shirt is barely visible, but it's there. And despite my pervert-ish wishes his zip didn't even budge down even a little bit. Like damn, okay a girl can't even see his pecs🙄 maybe it's an animation thing idk

I think, it shows that behind all his bitterness and skepticism about the world he still has that rookie part in him, but now it's just...surrounded with so much bitterness that it's fighting for it's survival like Leon. Waiting for his heart to turn into ugly and full of hatred and when that happens...Leon would be no more.

RE DI: Well, it is obvious that Leon has gotten in better shape and getting his vacations (at the least) . And it shows! His jacket and shirts were both blue, and def lot brighter shade than the previous ones. It does show that he is trying to heal from the trauma and trying his best to accept his past self.

I mean, look don't get me wrong he's still a skeptic & has changed a lot, which is a whole another topic in itself. But I would like to think he has started to embrace his past self once more and is starting to head in a more positive way to approach his life.

Masterlist| Ao3 account

This concludes the end of this rant😊😊. Thank you all for coming to the end of my ted talk. If y'all have any theories to add into mine I would love that. I had this thought lying in my mind for months actually but since I don't usually write hcs or theories & stuff I kind of stuffed into the back of my brain.

Now on a whim, when it got too much I finally decided it's time what my personal opinion on this. So, I hope you enjoyed reading this, cause I certainly enjoyed writing it!

Have a good day, guys!

-Bella

[snazzynacho]

NSFW ALPHABET W/ CARACALLA

Read on ao3. Masterlist. Words: 1.9k

(part 2: nsfw alphabet with Geta)

Fandom: Gladiator II. Pairing: Caracalla x reader (I’ve written versions for afab and amab here)

Warnings/tags: 18+ piss kink, pegging, referenced smut, blood kink, spit kink, biting, cock warming. Just very NSFW. 🔞😅

A/N: let’s also pretend he doesn’t have syphilis but still has the same mental struggles. Still new to writing NSFW stuff so bear with me :) I think it’s good 🤷🏻‍♀️

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He’d be really sweet. He’s just grateful he has someone who loves him for him. He’d peck kisses all over your face.

He’d like cock warming while he probably falls asleep from the pleasure and tiredness from the day

But if he doesn’t fall asleep straight away, he’d love to be little spoon and you the big spoon

B = Body Part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partners)

Even though he tries not to show it, he is a bit insecure

He has acne on his cheeks and his general mental health issues make him insecure too. But with that being said, he thinks he is attractive, just maybe not the most.

But he has you. You, who love him dearly. I see him not caring whether you’re overweight. In fact, not to be biased, but I think he’d prefer it. This is cliché but there is more of you to love (and touch and tease) that way! (Love handles!)

If you have breasts, whether they’re small or large, they’re still his favourite body part of yours. He just really loves boobs. He loves laying his head on your chest when you snuggle together and nipple play. He also would like to suckle on them while you cuddle.

He also really loves your cunt because he’s horny as hell.

If you’re amab, his favourite part is your cock because, again, he’s a horny bastard. But he also loves your back. Even if you’re not fit, the back muscles really turn him on. (He wants you to fuck him.) also hands. Just HANDS. He wants to be fondled. (🎶“Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace,”🎶)

Regardless of gender, his other favourite part of you is your smile and eyes. They’re the first thing he noticed about you and he was immediately obsessed. If you have freckles or multiple moles and sun spots dotting your skin, he really loves them too. He thinks they’re like constellations and he could zone out by tracing them forever. It helps him with his moods. <3

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

He’d looooove cumming all over your pretty body and in your pretty mouth, watching you gobble it down. If you don’t swallow all of it, he’ll use his fingers to shove any cum that dribbled down to your chin back into your mouth. And he’d hold your mouth closed so you have to swallow it all while he giggles devilishly.

He loves the idea of you consuming something of his

He’d also love cumming inside of you, knowing his seed is inside of you. And he watches his seed spill out intently. He does the same with keeping his cock inside of you so his seed has more time inside of you.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He’d be up for you pegging him. In fact he will probably straight up ask you after fantasising about it.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s been with many many concubines but that doesn’t always mean he knows what he’s doing

I’d say he loves giving you pleasure but at first you probably had to direct him. Since he loves giving you pleasure he listens as the way your body reacted to him and the erotic noises that escape your mouth turn him on even more

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying)

Any really. He’s just a horny humping animal.

But if he had to choose it’s probably be doggy style because it’s impersonal and so he can really thrust deep and hump frantically and his backshots are insane

He’d also like to watch your face as he fucks you so he’d also really like cowgirl or another position where he can just stare into your eyes with each thrust, completely enamoured.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

It depends on his mood. If he wants sex to be romantic and serious then no but if it’s fun and rough, he’d probably be more giggly and giddy.

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Bro is hairyyyy which is uncommon for the Roman period. Usually they’d basically wax their entire body.

So, this suggests he doesn’t care and, honestly, fair play to him. (He’s so hot)

He loves it when you run your fingers through his chest hair and past his nipple. Just little touches like that really turn him on.

He also has pubes. He just hates waxing. It hurts and he probably thinks it’s stupid. He wouldn’t care if you had pubes either. In fact, he’d prefer exploring the forest! 😅

Speaking of hair, he loves it when you tug at the hair on his head. Whether it’s during sex or while you cuddle or another time. It’s calming and turns him on during sex. Outside of sex, it reminds him of the way Dondas caresses his hair and that calms him.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? Romantic or rough/dirty.)

If he’s been struggling with his mental health lately, he would prefer more romantic sex

But usually he’d like it rough and if he does start off romantic he’d probably get into it and end up becoming rougher

J = Jack off (Do they masturbate and how often)

Oh, very often.

Remember that scene where Hanno/Lucius is fighting at one of their fancy party’s? You can see him jerk off him the background. Dirty, dirty man. (I love him)

(It’s not in this specific gif but it is during this scene:)

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Blood and spit kink. Just knowing you’re becoming one by not just having his cock inside of you but also consuming his spit/blood

He’d also like the feeling of experiencing the pain of being cut, seeing the blood draw out, while experiencing the pleasure from sex. It drives him feral.

Also, biting. Whether it’s you biting him or vice versa, or both at the same time! He just loves leaving bite marks, tracing his teeth marks on your skin. It’s like he’s claimed you, and you claimed him.

Spit. Whether it’s him spitting in your mouth, or using spit as lube. He just looooves it.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere, everywhere. He doesn’t care. When either of you want pleasure, he will never say no

If you’re doing it in a semi-public place such as the baths or the library in the palace and someone sees, he thinks it’s their fault for being there

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Anything can turn him on if he’s in the right mood

Like it’ll be seemingly the most innocent thing, and then suddenly he’ll be fondling you and whispering dirty things into your ear

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Scat, I guess

Or more violent BDSM like hitting you. He has never had someone truly love him so he wouldn’t want to hurt you like that. Plus his trauma from experiencing abuse from his father has impacted him like this.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Caracalla gives head like it’s his job!

If you’re afab he eats you out like he’s starving or like it’ll be his last meal. He sucks at your clit so deliciously. He loves the way he can feel the bundle of nerves become swollen at the pleasure and sensations he’s giving you. And he loves diving down to your cunt, lapping up the juices. His hooked nose feels heavenly as it rubs against your clit too.

He also takes this opportunity to slip in his fingers, feeling the way your walls clench and spasm, and hearing the squelching noises of your juices as he pumps his fingers in and out.

When you eventually orgasm, he loves almost suffocating as your thighs clench around his head as he listens to your moans and screams of pleasure.

If you have a cock, he’ll act equally as famished. He’ll be just as greedy and rough. Licking and sucking at the head, and if yours has a prominent vein, he’ll focus on that so he can watch your squirm in delight.

I feel like he’s too greedy to edge you. He just wants you. Now.

You going down on him is a huge thing to him. He loves it and would be sooo loud. And he’d almost be pulling your hair out, holding your head closer to his cock. He loves watching you almost choke on it, watching the drool slobber out of your mouth. He thinks you’re so hot.

I’d say he loves receiving but he probably loves giving more. He’s just a greedy man who wants his meal!

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He’s usually quite rough and fast. I picture him like a dog thrusting rabidly against you

But if he has been struggling with his mental health then he may be more slow and sensual. Just wanting to revel in the pleasure and love and take his mind off things.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He is horny as hell so he’d be up for anything, anytime.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Like to try new things etc.)

He’s very horny and if you ask him to try something new he’d totally be up for it. If it’s something he seems comfortable with, he’d get extremely excited.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

Again, it depends on his mood and what type of sex you both want. But he usually finishes pretty quickly. He just loves you so much and the pleasure is too much to handle. He’d always make sure you orgasm too, if he finished too quickly.

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Yes. To all of the above.

So, unfortunately they wouldn’t have vibrators in Ancient Rome but they’d have dildos, for sure. (Freaks)

Like I mentioned earlier, he’d want you to peg him. He’d be whining and moaning the entire time as you find his prostate/g-spot. He’d definitely cum due to that. He’d also probably try to do this on his own when you’re not around but he’d probably fail and get annoyed with himself. 💀

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

I think he’d tease a fair amount but ultimately he just wants to get down to the nasty dirty part and fuck your brains out and watch you orgasm. He doesn’t have time to edge you for ages!

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He is VERY loud

Always whining or groaning

He doesn’t care if anyone can hear

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

Piss kink.

Yeah. He so would enjoy pissing in your mouth, or have you do that to him. Just consuming each other’s bodily fluids is so erotic and almost romantic to him.

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Oooh boy. So. We already established he’s a hairy guy.

And I also see his cock maybe being a little curved (😩)

I think he’s pretty average. A grower not a shower. But his girth is very much where the pleasure is at.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Again, it depends what mood he is in

But…HIGH

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

It depends on his mood and state of mind but usually he would immediately collapse in pleasure and fall asleep

His cock would probably still be in you. haha.

A/N: Thanks for reading! This is my first NSFW alphabet I’ve written and pretty much the first NSFW thing I’ve written. I hope it’s okay!

Reblogs and comments are always appreciated!

GUYS I FORGOT TO MENTION PERIOD SEX I AM SO LIVID WITH MYSELF

[sapphicstoria]

This is going to be a long rant, but I feel more comfortable venting here than on twitter so.

I’m sorry, but I can’t stand a lot of Ch*rlastor fans. I seen one of them try to say it wouldn’t make sense for Chaggie to be endgame, because Charlie is bi and because she and Vaggie have been together for a long time. It made me so confused because how are either of those two things reasons why Charlie shouldn’t end the series with Vaggie? Her long term girlfriend that she’s in love with? And saying because she’s bi, it’d be weird for her to end dating a girl is so ????

It’s been established that Charlie is bisexual, that she’s attracted to men, and may even have had a boyfriend before dating Vaggie. They don’t have to show her dating a man, in the present, for her to be bisexual. And being bisexual doesn’t mean she has to be with a man, if she doesn’t want to. She loves Vaggie. She has never, and will never, be attracted to Alastor.

I’m tired of people constantly putting Chaggie down to praise their ship, when they could praise them without even bringing up chaggie or Vaggie. Saying she is a horrible girlfriend, that she’s not supportive enough, that she doesn’t care about Charlie. People even give Alastor Vaggie’s traits and say he “encourages” Charlie and cares about her dreams when he… does none of that. He uses her and only wants her for her powers. He doesn’t care about the hotel, and only helps because he wants to see it fail. He manipulates her and does not care about her like Vaggie does. It’s fine for fanon, but in canon he does nothing like that.

Vaggie cares so deeply for Charlie, because she is probably the first person who has ever shown Vaggie true kindness and love. They spent awhile being friends, but eventually dated and have such a strong relationship. They’re business partners, and best friends, along with being a couple. That’s one of the best types of relationships. Where you’re not just each other’s partner, but also best friend. Sure, they don’t have many too overly romantic scenes, but that’s just how their relationship is. They’ve been dating each other for years, and are adults. They probably went through their honeymoon phase, but now they’re so close that they don’t need to be overly romantic to show that they’re dating. Their scenes are perfect to show a close relationship.

But when they do have their big romantic scenes, they’re always the most beautifully animated. Like the scene of them first meeting. How Charlie didn’t even hesitate to help her, and when Vaggie finally seen there’s someone out there who does care. It was a touching moment for them.

I’ll never get over how beautiful their duet is. Not only the song, or context, but how it was animated. Their smiles, the way Vaggie was the one to sing first, when she is isn’t really a fan of singing but she knows how much Charlie loves it. The KISS. It was a perfect song, to show just how deep their feelings are for each other. And it made me bawl, when I realized it was a reprise of more than anything. Showing that Lucifer and Vaggie are the people Charlie loves more than anything.

I don’t see why people are judging them so quickly, when we’ve only seen eight episodes that were filled more with action and story than anything romantic. We’re getting more of their story in season two, even a look into their ~sexy lives~, and probably even more individual scenes of Charlie and Vaggie for their character. You don’t have to like them, but it really annoys me when I see people putting them down just to praise a mlw ship. :/ again, you can praise your ship, without having to attack Chaggie. And if you’re not able to do that, and can only bring up the positives of Ch*rlastor by picking apart chaggie as a couple, then maybe your ship just isn’t that great. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[marimayscarlett]

You know what really fucks me up?

The fact that Richard most likely wrote songs and lullabies to Maxime.

He did mention writing songs to little Khira, like the beginning of Mutter was a melody for her so it's safe to assume he did so for his youngest one too and that's just 😩😩😭🥹🥹🥹🥹

And it's also sad that he never got a chance to do that for Merlin ☹️

Hi 👋🏼

Richard definitely likes to express his love and appreciation for the people in his life through the thing he excells at - music 🎶🤍

I'm not familiar with Mutter being written for Khira in the beginning - here's the demo version of a very early draft of a song which turned into 'Mutter', and apparently, Richard told a fan who asked about the story behind the song that he wrote it for a wedding. But who knows if that’s exactly true 🤷🏻‍♀️

What is proven, however, is that Richard writes or continues songs with his children in mind. As far as I can remember, 'Babe' on his first Emigrate album is dedicated to Khira, and both 'Rainbow' and, of course, 'You're So Beautiful' are dedicated to Maxime.

"With 'Rainbow' you know I had just become a father and that changes a lot of things in life, you know. It’s one of the biggest creations you can do as a human being – creating another human being – and this inspired me to write this song. It was interesting because somehow I could never nail the vocals of this song. I almost gave up and said, "It just doesn’t work, like something’s just not there, it sounds so weird." And then one day my daughter, who is three right now, shows up in the studio, and somehow I felt like: let’s do it right now while she’s here. And while I was singing it, it worked – in the first take. So I was glad she came by. (laughing) I’m just so glad it worked out. [...] My daughter is so funny, you know – she’s the opposite of the German stereotype. Like, we’re seen as cold, but she’s half American, and when she sees people on the street she says good morning to everybody, and people think she’s crazy. She’s such a beautiful girl that I could talk about her all day... let’s talk about music. (laughing)" (music injection)

- Q: Some songs, though, are closer to major tonality – 'You’re So Beautiful' from the second to last album, and 'Come Over' from the new one.

Richard: "Funny you mention exactly those two. Those are songs I dedicated to my children. They have the power to pull me out of dark worlds." (Fidelity)

Whatever Richard’s beginnings with Merlin may have looked like, Merlin definitely had an influence on the musical development of Richard’s latest album – because there was this old, unused song of his father’s that he really liked:

Q: Did you still recognize the Richard from back then?

Richard: "Partly. But sometimes I was honestly quite surprised. (laughs) 'Come Over' was such a case. I thought: What on earth was I thinking back then? But then I remembered how my son was absolutely obsessed with this song, how deeply it moved him. So I continued writing it with him in mind. I probably would never write a song like that nowadays – but I didn’t want to deny the past either." (The Circle)

And I'm very glad for Merlin's influence here since this is one of my favourites as well 🤍 From what we see (as fans, from an outward perspective on a man we actually do not know as we shouldn't forget) it really does feel like he cherishes his family very much, which is quite nice to witness 🤲🏻

[slaaverin]

Wtf is happening??? Jimin was seen with a friend at airport and people are doubting his relationship with Jk... Like suddenly there is so much of videos popping up with Jimin and Lee saeon in same places and similar dresses. And also he was there with jikook during their whiteday dinner date. So now Jimin and saeon are dating....For fvck sake they are friends....Others can hangout with their friends but when Jimin does it he is dating that person, like really???? Ykw now they say that the person seen in the billboard dropping in who mv is saeon itseems. People have made comparison photo too. And what irks me more is seeing ex-jkkrs saying saeon suits jm more than jk and jk can go and fvck tae and do fs with him to satisfy the toads. I don't even know what to say to these people dude, I'm just so fed up and disappointed tbh

Jk is seen anywhere he is shipped with the whole kpop industry

Jimin goes out with his friends he is now shipped with his friends

Basically they are shipped with anyone besides each other

Make it make sense

Jimin chose to spend 18 months with JK though, not anyone else, so really it shows rationality is out the window here

As usual 🤷🏻‍♀️

[harufluff]

bewitched tomorrow x together

tubatu falling in love 💓💓

warnings - not proofread lol

genre - tooth rotting fluff, angst ig??, txt x gn!reader, established relationship au

wc - 1.0k (rounded)

you don't have to listen to the songs, but i do really recomend them if you want to 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

choi soobin - coffee by beabadoobee

the way he stares at you with no shame whatsoever. he would tell you how he could look at your face for hours without getting bored, but he's so embarrassed to say so. he tries his hardest to be discreet, he really does, but unfortunately being cunning is not his strong suit.

making things how you like it is something bin takes pride in. whether it be one of his baked goods, morning coffee, how clothes are folded, how appliances are organized,,, although his love language is words of affirmation, his way of showing his appreciation for you is through acts of service, regardless of what you are to him.

kept promises make his head spin. the simple gesture of someone being able to process, then pursue, and remember. especially when it comes from you does it mean most to him. that one minor act can make his entire opinion of a person change.

choi yeonjun - call me by rangga jones

you know you can ask him anything and everything. he knows you strong, trust me, but he needs you to remember that you can call him, text him, go to his house if you ever feel lonely. you trusting him to take care of you is all he wants.

reminiscing on the past is an often occurrence with jjun. you know that yeonjun deep down is one of the softest, most affectionate people someone could ever meet. he loves talking about the things he loves about you, experiences you've had together, even stories of his life before you met him. if you're able to do this with him, he's ready to tie the knot.

listening and taking care of him. yeonjun gets in his head about everything. one small mistake can plague his mind for days on end, and he never knows what he wants someone to tell him. but somehow, your response is always the thing that lets him push it to the back of his head.

choi beomgyu - it's you (feat. keshi) by max

im sorry hes so perfect for this song-

quiet moments with him are moments he cherishes. small memories that stay in his mind until he's old. these moments can consist of late night talks between the two of you, afternoons in the kitchen making breakfast after waking up late, laying on the couch in the middle of the day, looking forward to a day of nothing,,,

showing him your comfortable with his presence. for beomgyu, his personality varies based on the people he's with. someone he doesn't know as well he might act more shy than someone he's known his whole life. for you to be able to show that side of you personality with him makes his world go round.

you getting along with people he loves, honestly i think he would combust. for him to be able to see you interacting kindly with his family, friends, and the members means so much to him. if he's being honest, he's not sure if he would be able to stay with you unless the people he loves liked you even the slightest bit. (it makes him especially happy when they come to him telling him how much they love you)

kang taehyun - by my side by junny

having no secrets from him, and vice versa. he knows you're always there for him if he has something to tell you. taehyun is a pretty mature person, so a secret that he finds important is rare. in doing this, its also a subtle way of telling you he trusts you with his heart.

taehyun is not the biggest fan of skinship, but he always wants you attached to his hip. no matter the place or time, he wants you close. whether that be through holding your hand, his arm around your shoulders, or his hand holding the small of your back. honestly, the members are a little jealous of you,,, but taehyun still loves cuddling you regardless.

the way time goes fast by with you is something that has always amazed tyun. how can a person possibly make him feel like an hour is ten minutes? later into your relationship, he realized that it was because your presence was enough to make him feel like he's floating.

huening kai - the green by chris james

the way he wants to be with you no matter yours or his mood is something that threw you off. at first you weren't sure how he would stay level headed with you, but you soon realized that it was because he loves you. he wants to spend time with you when you're mad, shy, tired, hungy, any mood. and even when he is in these moods he wants you by his side.

when he doubts himself, you're there like you always are. to comfort him, or just listen. whether it be because of work, or just life itself, he always feels like he can come to you and feel instantly better.

when he doesn't notice. to be perfectly honest, kai doesn't always notice things. this could be for mundane tasks as much as sometimes he would completely understand and see that he loves you, but won't say anything because he's already thinking about something else. when he does finally realize it, he thinks its as good thing that he was so causal it it. because for him, it means its true love.

©harufluff 2024

[witchygagirlwrites]

Tattoos

Kelly Severide x Reader x Matt Casey

While Jay is on the mend after getting shot in the line of duty it’s your job to look after Fireball and Firecracker. Even if that means ending up at the tattoo parlor 🤷🏻‍♀️

“The Powerpuff girls” started as a joke when Connor first called you, Fireball and Firecracker that. The trio always getting into hell together, basically from the moment you met. Something just clicked. Then when all three of you happened to fall in love with two men and end up in throuples it pushed you even closer together because you understood it better than anyone else. You could confide in each other.

You also had to admit that it fit. You were a bubbles personality. Tried to bring joy and laughter to people that you loved, maybe putting on a smile at times you felt like falling apart just to look out for others.  You weren’t afraid to show emotions either and would still fight when it came down to it. 

Fireball had a buttercup personality. She had that tough exterior, that stubborn streak that told her she had to bury her emotions too much at times. She never backed down from a fight, especially in defense of someone but she was actually a damn cinnamon roll once you knew her.

Firecracker was the blossom personality of the three of you. She was the calmer, level headed one. She tried to make everyone look at the big picture before acting and tried to get everyone to listen to all sides in an argument but still did not mind fighting when it came to it either. 

“I’m worried about Fireball and Firecracker” you told Kelly when you, him and Matt were getting off shift. He cut his eyes at you “They still aren’t in good headspace are they?” you shook your head “Firecracker I think still semi blames herself for Jay getting shot then Fireball, this is the first time one of them got a life threatening injury and she was actually in a spot to allow herself to fall apart and feel it”

He nodded slowly “It’s Friday, you wanna take em out tonight? Me or Matt could play chauffeur?” you grinned “Let me form a plan because I kind of like that idea actually” 

__________________

You called Mouse first. He answered on the second ring “Hey Spitfire, what’s up?” “Where’s your beautiful fiance?” he laughed lightly “She’s currently changing Jay’s bandages, why?”

You nodded to yourself “I want to come kidnap her for a couple hours. I know she needs it” he sighed “She really does, thank you. She won’t talk to me, god knows she’s not gonna talk to Jay. She needs you and Firecracker. You two are the ones she tells everything she’s feeling to”  you smiled “I’ll be there in an hour?”

“I’ll make sure she’s ready to go” he promised before hanging up. Ok one down, one to go. 

You hit Connor’s number next. He answered on the third ring “I know you don’t need bond because Firecracker is home with me and Will and Fireball is home with Jay and Mouse” you laughed “Way to have faith in me Rhodes! No, I want to kidnap her for a night out, she needs a breather” he sighed “Yeah, she does. I’ll venmo you some money. Take her to dinner, take her shopping, anything she wants to do” you laughed lightly “You are so awesome” and he chuckled “So you three tell me” then promised to have her ready in about an hour before hanging up.

Kelly pulled up to Fireball, Mouse and Jay’s place “Go get her” you kissed his cheek and hopped out. You walked up the door and knocked. Jay opened it and you smiled when you saw that his color looked so much better and he didn’t look so awkward with the sling on his left arm now “Damn Halstead, you’re healing nice” he grinned “I fell in love with a medic. That helps” 

You nodded “It does, doesn’t it” he looked back towards the bedroom “She was putting her boots on” then turned back to you “Um, thanks for this. She needs a night out” you smiled “Of course. We’re all a family here Jay. I know if it was me, she’d do the same. And just so you two don’t worry Kelly is gonna drop us off at the restaurant then go pick up Matt and come back to pick us up to go shopping so we will have those two with us”

He grinned “Good, moreso for the health of Chicago” you laughed as Fireball walked around the corner with Mouse behind her “I thought I heard you babe” she turned and kissed Mouse then headed for the door, stopping to press a kiss to Jay’s lips “Take your antibiotics in three hours” he shook his head “Yes ma’am. The alarms you sat on mine and his phones would have reminded me” she shrugged “Well I’d prefer one of my fiances not go septic”

You grabbed her arm “Ok miss, time to go” you waved to Jay and Mouse and pulled her out the door and down the driveway. 

Once you and her were in the truck you nodded to Kelly “Firecracker next please sir” he nodded “Yes ma’am”

Somehow the three of you had talked Kelly and Matt into backing off while you were in the mall. Maybe that was how you ended up in the tattoo parlor. You grinned at Fireball and Firecracker “Let’s do it” they both shared a look then shrugged “Fuck it” Fireball was the first to agree, a laugh falling from her lips. 

You three told the artist what you wanted and he laughed “You got it ladies” and started to draw it up. You sat down next to each other and he asked who was going first. You already knew even before Fireball’s hand shot up “Me!” 

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After you paid with the money Connor had sent you, the three of you admired the art then put your arms together for a photo “Might as well tell em all at once” Fireball hit the group chat amongst all nine of you as the three of you pulled your phones out to enjoy the chaos you were about to cause.  

"At least Connor liked em considering he paid" you laughed. Fireball shook her head "I wonder what tattoo me and Greg could get Jay to agree to?" "Oh wedding date for sure" Firecracker told her with a grin. You looked between the two of them with a smile. This was your girls. The temperments they were supposed to have. If this was what it took to start helping them dig back to it, so be it. "Powerpuff girls it is" you laughed as the three of you thanked the tattoo artist again and walked out the shop to head for the soft pretzel stand. Kelly and Matt would be back soon to pick the three of you up.

"Thanks for this, the entire night" Fireball told you with a small smile. "Yeah, thank you Spitfire" Firecracker added and you shrugged "You two are like my sisters. You needed me, you would do the same for me" they both slung an arm around your shoulders "Hell yeah. Hell or high water baby" Fireball laughed and Firecracker shook her head "Let's get pretzels first though"

[unkillable-gays]

9-1-1 8.18 "Seismic Shifts" final thoughts

Disappointing, if not entirely surprising, lack of gay shit.

I'm very satisfied with (implied?) Captain Chim, though!! (Also I called that last week!) And it was so sweet and fitting that Athena helped give him the confidence to get there! 🥰 Though it's perhaps a little concerning that he's starting his rule with, "I'm locking the doors; nobody leaves." 😅 how's that work-life balance going, 118?

(Though I do feel like they made Hen seem kind of meek in order to provide a space for him to step into? Which doesn't seem necessary to me. But also I haven't watched the whole show, so I may not have the best understanding of the characters, and Icould be misinterpreting.)

It's always funny to me when they're like, "we're the 118, we're a team, we're a family!!" or whatever, and two thirds of the ensemble are nameless extras 😅😅 like, I understand why the structure of the story necessitates that, but it's still funny.

Sooo is season 9 gonna start with Buck living on the Diaz's couch?? Making things awkward even though they don't really need to be awkward? Them trying to play the part of Platonic Best Friends, and only partially succeeding?

I AM kinda disappointed we didn't get to see Buck be relieved that Eddie wasn't leaving!!! Like, I know that, textually, he wanted to transfer bc he missed Bobby, but we all know he would never have felt that lost if Eddie hadn't intended to go back to Texas. Buck was definitely a little bit about to blow up his whole life and support network bc his bestie was moving. So it would've been nice to see him react to the news, especially bc the way we jumped straight to him apartment hunting really made him seem perpetually adrift. He's literally over here saying tragic and metaphorical shit to his real estate agent.

Popular Kid Christopher foreverrrrrrr 🥰🥰🥰 he's literally got plans, Dad. (Maybe the fanfic wasn't exaggerating the number of sleepovers?)

Do you guys think Donny and Graham got a new apartment together? 👀

Does anyone else feel like it might be weird to name a baby after someone you're close to, who has recently passed? Like, just potentially confusing. Especially if it's the name the child is actually going to be called. But I say this was someone who has never lost someone close to me, or, like, named a baby. So maybe idk what I'm talking about lol. 🤷🏻‍♀️

(I'm also literally named after my own dead abuelita, but that's not the name anyone in my family has ever called me, so I don't think it counts!) (Also it's not like my mom called her by HER name when she was alive.)

Context aside though, I do think Bobby is a cute name for baby Han. Like, Chim and Maddie do seem like they'd be parents to a Bobby! 🥰

It is seeming increasingly likely that og Bobby is actually dead, though. 😬