#he didnt go up to anyone else so teehee

[toughtttz]

Went to the grocery and one of the workers tried to ask me out, or was trying to accuse me of stealing. It was kind of unclear, either way I'm flattered

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

hi i dont know if there is any meaning, but why didnt jim paint the eyes? they painted a beard, sure, but... i mean, with everybody else, it was around the eyes, right?

i hadn’t ever thought abt this before so at first i was like “man idk” BUT after thinking abt it for two seconds. it might have smthng to do with like… of all the ppl on the ship with ed, i think jim has the best grasp of what’s going on??? archie’s just like “yeah this is just normal pirate stuff,” izzy was putting up with everything up until ed said he’s replaceable, frenchie’s locking shit in a box and repressing all his negative emotions as hard as he can, and fang is too busy crying to really like, do much of anything. but jim is like, holding it together while also not accepting that this is how things need to be.

also there are two moments that really stick out to me that make me feel like jim might get what’s going on with ed in a way the other characters don’t. there’s the “he was your friend” line, which while technically i think jim is wrong about that (ed’s said it himself last season, he doesn’t have anyone he considers a friend), i feel like what jim is getting at there is the fact that this isn’t the ed they knew. ed never treated his crew members like this, and ed was someone who should’ve been saddened by ivan’s death instead of not even batting an eye. also just the fact that jim said something to ed’s face about how the shit he was doing was fucked up stands out to me.

the other moment is when the crew is hiding from ed in the one hallways and they’re like “is ed?? better??? he seems cheered up??” and jim is like “NO this is NOT better.” jim’s the only one who says something abt how ed’s whole cheery attitude that day was not ed being in a better place.

WAIT ANOTHER MOMENT. when jim decides they’re not gonna kill archie and ed’s like “awww guess we’re all gonna die” and jim’s like “YOU WERE GONNA DO IT ANYWAY!!!” and ed’s like. teehee yeah <3. something something jim seeing through ed’s bullshit something.

this is getting longer than i wanted it to so i’m not gonna get too deep into this point but since s1 i’ve thought that ed and jim feel very similar in terms of like, being raised with people expecting them to do violence and not actually wanting to live their lives that way. also they’re both badasses who have so much gender.

yeah so. something abt jim’s eyes not being painted and jim being the one on the ship who can see what’s going on and what ed’s doing better than any of the other characters. this could be nothing tho i’m just spitballing this. it maybe could just be that the costume dept decided vico looked better without the raccoon eyes idk

[azumasoroshi]

part 1 and part 2 (this is part 3 bc i have no self restraint)

ok so after the celty talk earthworm starts talking about how izaya's been having celty talk to both heaven's slave and gather information on amphisbaena lately

and by the time we see him he's actually stopped responding to everything - earthworm even says "looks like your kid sisters are here" izaya doesnt move, nor does he react when she threatens to set him on fire, or even when heaven's slave storms the building

it's just interesting idk. maybe it's showing how things are starting to go how he's predicted, maybe he's just tired of the whole nervous act, maybe he got bored of all the water getting poured on him and fell asleep lmfaoskghkfd

and then we get THIS guy coming in a voice filter and automatically you're like wait maybe THAT's izaya?? it must be izaya right??

and the voice starts talking like hey. what do the leaders of heaven's slave (mr. kumoi) and amphisbaena (lizard) have in common. they both have moles under their eyes teehee! and now for the man under the bag -

AND THIS IS SUCH A GOOD PSYCHE OUT CUZ IT'S LIKE BROOOOOO IF YOU JUST TIED UP YOUR LEADER YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY

earthworm seems to think so too

and so does this guy (i have no clue what his name is sorry)

and finally when the HS guy says "i'm gonna cut the knot" does izaya react (there can't be a switchblade scene without izaya in it. he needs to have the spotlight)

and we hear his voice finally!! and it IS izaya (hiroshi kamiya i could sense you from a mile away)

and yeah what WERE you about to do man?? that was NOT the rope you were aiming for

and the tension here is inSANE like this is so theatrical and dramatic that im convinced izaya was kicking his legs in his bed like a schoolgirl thinking about how funny it was going to be

god he's so hot i mean what no

he rehearsed this in the bathroom mirror for sure he's such a fucking loser

and he's so casual about it too while the other two were having a breakdown :sob: he KNOWS what he was doing

he has no right to look so cute in this shot

and the voice filtered phone guy was this dude?? it's like aoba's older brother izumii right or something i dont remember lmAO

and after effectively scaring the ever-loving shit out of them he's like. didnt i do it for u :3

god he's hilarious i legitimately might watch through all of durarara again just to watch him fuck around and everyone else find out

oh here he fucking goes again he's so cringe

look at his fucking face. he's enjoying himself so much right now this is literally his playground

oh no way he got saika in on this what the hell

izaya: i'm not your enemy!! i'm just here to observe!!

also izaya: it's hammer time izumii

asking a literal love parasite to interrogate someone for you is like the most "do you have any sense of self preservation" thing ever except izaya actually has such a strong sense of self preservation that he's practically untouchable

case in point:

now see he wasn't surprised by this one at all even though he was still in the middle of talking lmfao

i mean haruna is just naturally offputting so i think anyone would always need to have their guard up around her

the clang of the knives is always so satisfying ugh ive watched this like five times

smug ass

tfw a crazy girl just tries to stab you in the eye and this is your response

and we're back with shiki at last!! im sure the information extracted from earthworm was really important or the amphisbaena-heaven's slave connection will be important in future episodes but like

this episode felt like a really self-contained "day in the life of orihara izaya" and i love it actually

izaya, saying this, having just manipulated like three different gangs into doing his bidding:

motherfucker stop being so attractive

i hate his cat smile bro

is this what shizuo feels like

bottom behavior /j

shiki looking at him like. um. what. okay??

his expressions here feel a lot more subdued and less smirky than usual though which would seem to indicate a bit of truth to that?? which is strange but i guess he likes being in cahoots with the mafia because it gives him constant contact with the darkest sides of humanity

this was a very izaya-centric episode i dont know if there's any more like this but i will absolutely watch the shit out of them if there are so please tell me of them

and of course we have to end off with shizaya because yes

holy shit look at the length of izaya's leg though what the hell thats some code geass ass legs

is there any ending where shizuo and izaya arent fighting actually?? i feel like there is but i desperately want there not to be lmfaosdgjsjghsdk

ty for reading my live react to durarara x2 ten episode 8 i guess??? i wasnt planning on doing this but izaya gave me no choice in the matter

[oneeyedsnoot]

I pressed send.

My heartbeat was in my throat. She'd been complimenting me on my looks and making so many sexual jokes but that doesn't actually mean she wants to actually see my tiddies ... Does she?

Oh well. We can write it off as a blunder if it goes bad...

Oh god.

*ding!*

My face flooded with horror and embarrassment as I opened my phone.

"🫣🫢✋🏻😩"

I felt a rush of adrenaline and dopamine that ended in a wince of regret. She's just being a girls girl. Supportive. A gal complimenting a bra in the girls locker room. She has a boyfriend and even tho she says she's bi, she's not into me.

"teehee! Thanks girlie 😘 you finally get to see my tits! Were they everything you hoped they would be? Lol"

I made a mistake. She can't know how hard this is to share for me; a demi sexual virgin who has never been this vulnerable with anyone - nor wanted to with anyone else. How can she know? She's been on one night stands, clearly the sacredness of my naked body doesn't translate as monumental to her.

"yur so hot omg 🥵🥵🥵 I want to kiss you on the mouth! 😝🤭"

I couldnt tell. I just couldnt tell if this was still a joke. My heart thundered and I wanted to cry.

"I'd kiss you back 🤭

Want another photo? 👀" I asked.

Maybe I was finally ready to push her to the limit and see how far she'd go. I couldn't keep worrying about her cheating on her boyfriend with me, that was her decision and not mine. What if they decided that I was welcome as a third (not that Id want to sleep with her man: gross) or that he gave her permission to try out being lesbian with me? My brain went around in circles and circles about the ramifications about my feelings.

"YES 🥵"

Goosebumps raised on my arms.

Okay

She wants more.

Picked through more selfies and dropped two more. Again I felt violently exposed but with it a light headedness, a rush of excitement.

"MOTHER 🙏🏻" she said

....

I struggled to regulate my breathing.

"ok WBU 👀😝🫣" I texted back.

I hid my phone under my pillow and screamed into the plush fabrics. I didnt think I could be trusted not to jack off on the images she might send me. Was I a horrible and perverted friend? Was she touching herself to images of me or was she watching a movie with her boyfriend and hyping me up as a friend as I sent her filthy nudes as a bit.

"👉🏻👈🏻 okee!"

(image)

My eyes about popped out of their sockets. Her smooth perfect chest was uninterrupted by clothing. Her perky small breasts down to her flat smooth stomach that tucked into the most perfect hips. She wore nothing but some beige panties. My finger on the screen holding the image open started to sweat. Do I screenshot and have Instagram alert her I did so or let it go and lose it forever? I panicked and made the worst decision: I screenshoted it.

*you took a screenshot* appeared in tiny letters in the center of the message screen.

"omg stop girlie you're so fucking hot ✋🏻😭please don't stop grrruffruffruffbark" I quickly said, wishing the small words would disappear.

She took a moment to respond.

"oh you like that 😼

Horny jail 🫵🏻"

I laughed in surprise. Girl where was your line! How far are you going to let this go?

I couldn't find an emoji for handcuffs or shackles or even jail so I settled for three police cars and captioned:

"if finding you hot is a crime"

And before my anxiety could make me exit into the next life from embarrassment -

"(image)"

She was grabbing one of her tits seductively and looking up into the camera. I screenshoted again, feeling like I was granted permission. I was so scared and so so wet.

"omg girlie I'm wet 🥵" I had to remind myself that she was an adult and could tell me to stop or simply stop responding or change conversation. I wasn't coercing her into anything. I repeated that sentence a few times trying to stifle my OCD.

"yeah you're wet for me? Aw 🥰 how cute 💕"

Mentally ill brain turned to mush brain and with it came a backbone.

I said "girl you're so hot I want to lick you all over. 👅😋"

"I'd let you 🤭"

I was losing my mind.

"I want to suck those sexy tits holy shit✋🏻😩

Please stop me. Please tell me to fuck off.

"oh!"

Shit. Not good. She hates me now. Our friendship is over and I just made everything super weird.

"😈🙏🏻 I want to suck on your mommy milkers too 😼"

My eyes went wide. Holy shit holy shit holy shit!

"plEASE 🙏🏻 they're the perfect size for nursing 🤭" I replied

"💯"

[winwintea]

OKAY OKAY I’M SHAKING FOR SOME REASON BUT JAEHYUN MADE AN APPEARANCE ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

“old friend of mine” BITCHASS LIAR POLICE THAT’S HIM GET HIM😡

pretty sure you made that anonymous reveal that he tried to do something to taro and jeno just so i can get them off my list but SWEETIE NEVER EVER i’m falling for your tricks again stc raised me strong😌 ANYWAYS ENOUGH OF STC SHE ALREADY HAD HER SPOTLIGHT back to belladonna

suspecting list

it is now someone from the theatre since they know about mark bashing out at y/n

please tell me if one of my suspecting is right and make me question myself all the time just tell me if one of them is right please pleaseee😞💔💔

jiung: SUSPICIOUS AS FUCK! Like he might be sweet and all but he is in a theatre he knows how to act

Jaehyun:because you ain’t out here lying “an old friend of mine”🙄🙄 honey who you lying to🙄 i knows he isn’t from the theatre but why not

The girlz:honey they are suspicious as FUCK (i feel yizhou would make an appearance don’t even ask why!)

Renjun:he killed mark because he pissed him off come on don’t tell me yall didn’t think of that

kun:because he is SO QUIET WTH i just knows this man has things because he is the playwright he knows how to create plots guys

jeno and taro:as i said YOU SENT US ALL TO THEARPY AFTER STC DARLING

sungchan would make an appearance as taro’s ex and things would take a big turn and everything becomes fucked up (i literally made everyone in this smau gay)

And anyone else in the theatre incase i forgot someone but as i said EVERYONE IS SUSPICIOUS

jaehyun appears !

girl im being completely honest jeno and taro arent the murderers... i did that to make your lives easier now you can cross off two people on the suspect list! IM NOT BEING SARCASTIC IM BEING SERIOUS. 😭

me when i give my followers so much trust issues they dont believe me when i wanna help and tell the truth

girl if i told you you're suspecting was right we'd end the whole smau here. you really gotta narrow down your list.

jiung has been a fan favorite! i must say, i didnt realize all eyes would be on him as the murderer but he could potential be it! you never know.

jaehyun is sus just because he's jaehyun ok lol

wow love it when lesbians commit crimes? so true! could be! (i did already tell you that the murderer is one person, not two though 🤭)

nah a lot of people suspect renjun. renjun and jiung appear to be the main suspects in this story, teehee.

kun is kun. and dw, he's going to become a lot more involved VERY SOON

EVERYONE IS GAY AND SUS