#he deserves it honestly

[hija-ck]

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[estrellami-1]

If I Should Stay

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“You wish,” Steve teases, then looks wide-eyed at Robin. “What about all the pictures we have?”

“We’ll take new ones,” she assures him, then grins. “And hey, maybe Starcourt will be built, without the Russian base underneath.”

Steve hums. “Maybe then I could avoid one of the concussions from Billy.”

Robin freezes suddenly. “Steve,” she says, “is it a good idea for the party to meet Max? Because of the first concussion from Billy? That wasn’t Upside Down related, was it?”

Steve grimaces. “He’d been Flayed at that point, yeah. Even if he is a racist asshole, I can’t imagine him coming after us like that again.”

Robin hums. “But if he does-”

“Tell me,” Eddie says suddenly, “does he like Mary Jane? Because I can make sure he never sees her again if he goes after Steve.”

Robin blinks at him, then begins to grin. “Sorry, Stevie, Eddie’s my new favorite.”

Eddie laughs and fist-bumps her. “Likewise, Birdie.”

“Hey!” Steve says, faux-affronted. It’s ruined by the grin he can’t hide.

El pokes gently at Steve’s arm, then the waffle iron when he looks at her. “It’s done.”

“Ah,” he says, opening it. “Thank you, Ellie. Mind getting me a plate?” He grins at her. “Without grabbing it?”

El grins. Without moving, she opens a cabinet, floats a plate out to Steve, then shuts the cabinet again. She wipes underneath her nose, then grins at Steve. “No blood!”

“That’s great!” He celebrates with her, offering her a high-five. “You think you’re ready?”

“I’m still scared,” she tells him. “But yes. I do.”

“Y’know something else?” Steve asks. “Vecna needed four more years to be strong enough to do what he did. You needed two more days. I think you’re much stronger than he is right now.”

“Speaking of the big bad,” Eddie interjects, nibbling on a corner of his waffle, “shouldn’t we go over the plan?”

Steve sighs. “Probably,” he agrees.

“I think we should wait for everyone,” Alli says. “Let’s just have as normal a morning as we can for right now.”

Steve smiles at his sister. “Sure, Al,” he says, then rolls his eyes when she pulls him into a hug and ruffles his hair.

“Love you, Bubba,” she murmurs into his ear, and he can’t help but to melt into her hug.

“Love you too, Al,” he murmurs back, then grins at her. “How about grilled cheese when we all make it outta this intact?”

“I think that sounds like an excellent idea,” she nods, then steps away. “I’m gonna call Cass. Come and get me when everyone’s here?”

“Will do,” he nods, and she smiles in response as she walks off.

Eddie pulls his feet up onto the counter he’s sitting on, looping his arms around his knees. “So, Cassidy is Alli’s-?”

“Girlfriend,” Steve nods. He takes another waffle out of the iron and scrapes the last of the batter into it. “It makes me wonder how I would’ve ended up, if I had her the entire time, y’know? Cause I know I was an asshole. And I’m trying not to be anymore.”

“You’re succeeding,” both Robin and Eddie say at the same time, then excitedly point at each other.

Steve laughs and shakes his head. “Thanks. But I wonder, if I’d had her the entire time, would I have ever gotten as bad as I did? Would I have ever worked at Scoops or Family Video and met you, Robin? Would any of his have ever happened in the first place?”

He only notices his hand is shaking when Robin gently takes his fork and puts it down, then grabs both his hands in hers. “Squeeze,” she requests, and he does, letting out a harsh breath and resting their foreheads together.

“Sorry,” he mutters.

“Shuddup,” Robin says. He laughs.

After a few seconds, he pulls away to look at her. “Am I being crazy?”

“I think you’re being exactly as sane as taking this mission in the first place makes either of us, Dingus, I don’t think either of us were all there in the first place.”

Steve giggles. “I think you may be right.”

“Maybe you would’ve been different,” Eddie says. He’s taking the last waffle out of the iron. “Maybe you wouldn’t have. Maybe all of this would’ve happened, and maybe it wouldn’t have. Maybes aren’t gonna change anything that’s currently happening. All we can do is our best to get through it.”

El slips between Steve and Robin and wraps her arms around Steve’s waist. “I can do things you can’t,” she says quietly. “But I can’t see the future. I don’t know what could’ve happened. But I know I’m glad that you’re here now.”

Steve sighs contentedly and wraps her in his arms. “Me too.”

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[liberaquantobasta-catossa]

Finally, she reaches the bottom of the stairs, and Solas' heart stops for a moment as he sees the delicate smile that curves her lips. But it's not for him, of course. Ellana looks tenderly at the man who offers her his hand, a chivalrous gesture she's probably not used to. She hesitates for a moment before taking it. The man bows gracefully, brushing his lips lightly over her slender fingers.

The feeling that overcomes Solas is visceral. The bile twists in his stomach and rises to sour his chest. It burns like drops of citrus on raw skin. He clenches his fists unconsciously, so tightly that if he weren't wearing gloves, his nails would probably dig painfully into his flesh.

Ellana and the man exchange a few words, but Solas is too far away to hear what they're saying. Unaware of the hustle and bustle around him, frozen as the nobility of Orlais pass him with effortless ease, the wolf feels like nothing more than a piece of furniture, a mere ornament, a ceramic vase lost in the crowd. It's only when Ellana's gaze accidentally catches him that he notices the cold sweat that has been forming on his forehead for some time.

War of Love and Dread Chapter 3 is up :)

[dozyrogue]

Desperatly need qtubbo to be worse honestly.

Hes unstable and he needs to be worse as a treat

[chellodello]

Older Zim looks like he's about to get kicked in the shin by his 13 year old nemesis

Older Zim is going to get reckt by a pair of 12 year olds who hate him with the passion of 1000 white hot suns.

[the0verboss]

How it's started. A nice little guy with amnesia and no idea what happened or why he lusts for blood just trying to do better....

And then he tripped over a moon maiden and fell head first into being the Chosen of Bhaal again

Him and Gortash are gonna open a Hot Topic franchise because they're in love.

[networksupported]

cant believe its official

[specialops]

anyway I hope some does put his hands on a fridge

[dumbgayemo]

Fuck it, I'm making a fan account for my dnd character

[sexyt-a-r-d-i-s11]

I like to imagine this happens after some goons mistake his sweetheart self for the second Robin and say and try to do some effed up shit. And this response would be partially 'You were gonna do WHAT to my precious baby brother (pans to Red Hood!Jason)' but also 'Excuse the fuck outta you, you FORGET me. Gonna have to steal your bones now. I apparently didn't take enough of them as the OG Robin.'

He's going feral

[hballegro]

accidentally giving sam's lips the Marilyn Monroe treatment and making them look even larger

[mymanymerrymuses]

SMALL OPEN - WITH KAGARI

"I was really trying my damnedest not to be mean to you, but you know what-"

"I changed my mind. So I'm gonna ask you this one more time: Why are you here?"

[erebus0dora]

eh, you know

the usual

in my reality, the fact they're not willing to reassemble the set only suggests they've already filmed enough within said set, so you can guess the direction of my train of thought, r i g h t?

how many DM fics have i read? how many ideas have i seen explored, including those offered by the cast..?

the answer is: yes

(should have made the pillow look softer tho...)

[kylominis]

the duality of man [🍎]

[wooneygoblin]

ok hear me out. au idea where Will plays lacrosse and mike plays music

[afterartist]

IVE DONE IT!! (not exactly sure what it is in this situation but it sure is done)

Rumble n Frenzy would bully screamer any chance they get

Soundwave on the other hand needs payed vacation because that man has to put up with so much crap