#he definitely would tho

[stella-thestars]

If you ever stub your toe, just know that James Potter definitely would curse the object that had caused you so much pain, throw it out the window, and give you hot chocolate and kisses and cuddles because he would never bear to see you hurt.

[wanologic]

fortunately, or unfortunately, they only see each other like 3 times a year…

[clone-futon]

Basically Kid in every movie when it comes to action scenes

[elsecrytt]

okay but jjk somnophilia is like

gojo "please please pleaaaaase let me put it in while you're sleeping PLEASE i swear i'll make you cum i proooomise please let's try it once pleeaaase. YOU can put it in ME whenever you want!!! any time any place anything you want in any of my holes!! wake me up with it!! it'll be soooo hot" satoru

vs

nanami "i have kink charts for both of us and they have sliding scales and notes section for each one. we can mark hard boundaries for what state of consciousness we want for ourselves or our partners, giving or receiving, what sex acts, etc. we'll set up a safe word and a safe gesture and then we can start trying things out" kento

vs

geto "sorry i fell asleep while eating you out, it will happen again. no, i won't stop eating you out when i fall unconscious. just tear me off your pussy if you don't like it" suguru

[artsyannierose]

Pt 2. ⬆️

Ok usually Angel tells Husk he’s horny but the ONE TIME husk admits it…

omg Angel is BEYOND ENTHUSIASTIC

Part 1

[kristoffs-lullaby]

Jealousy, Jealousy

[etrevil]

Chuuya only cares about the laws if it can get Dazai behind bars

[kaiserouo]

if ordan karris wanna complete that sentence does that mean he also likes us?

[stupidlybookish]

Xaden at his therapist

Therapist: And what do we say when someone betrays us?

Xaden: Called it.

Therapist: NO.

[unfortunate17]

Ayub: I hope talking to Wille one last time was the closure you two needed to move on.

Simon: Uh…so surprise!!! We actually did NONE of that and instead concluded that we’re going to get back together for the seventeenth time because he’s the love of my life!!! 🤗 Hope that’s ok 🥰

[swords-and-starlight]

i feel the need to remind everyone that Damen’s literally one of the smartest and most well-educated characters in the series. He’s extremely well-read and knowledgeable about military tactics and strategy, which if you didn’t know also includes a huge depth of history knowledge, and his talent comes from both education and years of experience. He’s smart enough to know geography and terrain information of an area he hasn’t needed to have information on in seven years, and even then, the lands they are talking about were in mainland Vere, not Delpha, so his studies were his own initiative. he has favorite poems! HE ENJOYED DEBATING OBSCURE PHILOSOPHY WITH HESTON!!! like y’all Damen is just as intelligent as Laurent, it’s just that Laurent’s intelligence is about manipulation and chess and Damen’s just a nerd.

(also people are gonna be coming for me for this one but i think Damen likes books and libraries a lot more than Laurent ever did)

[erinwantstowrite]

I was reading the post about itsy bitsy (fav AU I NEED IT) and was wondering how would Bruce deal with the whole situation. From my understanding he’s so far just had to deal with kids ages 9 and up, never a 4 year old toddler. ( I could be wrong tho. Sorry i don’t read the comics) I imagine Díck going to him freaking out asking him what to do and he’s like “idk 🤷‍♂️”

oh for sure they're running around like "i have literally never had to deal with a kid this young" and they turn to alfred who's the only one of them who has

[elizabethzoopzoop986]

They’re so silly

Platonic Akanene is so silly omg. Underrated duo istg. They’re besties your honor. Plus canonly they’ve know each other for like four years and are like in the same friend group cause Aoi.

[clownsuu]

i do think it’s quite thoughtful that even though all your men are whores, you still don’t draw anything that would make clown uncomfortable. love the aus btw

There is a fine line between sus and normal stuff- it ain’t hard to be able to make conventionally attractive characters and not make them do anything spicy or even allude to it. There is like this weird expectation that if a character is very attractive, they must be a complete sus magnet LMAO

Though idk how (other) clown would feel that iv started the trend of their child Howdy being buff as shid JDHGDDHDJD-

[efverse]

writing ampharos exactly the same but now he's a messy lesbian.............

[farshootergotme]

Sometimes I think about people underestimating Dick Grayson and my mood declines, but then I remember what other heroes and his family think about him and I'm good.