#he certainly was

[mr-nauseam]

Nah nah bc IMAGINE BE PLURIBUS AND YOU MEET TWO YOUNG GUYS THAT BECAME FREQUENT CLIENTS OF YOUR GAY BAR, they are veeeeeeeery closer, you probably think they date in secret and simply shy abt it, but then one night these two have a big ass argument, one of them stay drinking and the next you found out its one of them join the army and announce his engagement with a young girl...

[kimberlychapman]

As a Canadian who has lived in the US south, I assure you that hearing a US southern-but-not-French accent butcher French is much, much worse.

"MaRRRRdeeee Grassss!"

Oi it gives me direct hit damage.

Obligatory conversion of thread into a Trek reference:

[image: Animated gif from Star Trek TNG of Data saying, "That is from an obscure language known as French." The last word is highlighted in large text with a zoom in on Data for comedic emphasis.]

Ok this is kinda funny but imagine being surrounded by people who sound like this. The French language was a mistake in the first place but combining it with English…. abomination

[hinamie]

morning glory

[michals]

How I see it.

[Dylan’s not evil, but the things he makes usually are.]

[adooble]

dynamights favorite deku merch

[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

[newttxt]

happy bday law. u cant say i never give u anything…

[demaparbat-hp]

There is no such thing as personal space between them.

[rubensmuse]

brennan lee mulligan has to do comedy with that name bc he was born too late to be a presidential assassin

[lackadaisycats]

Zib. Someone here asked if he was a little fruity. -------------- Originally from the Lackadaisy Patreon where I share extra stuff and animation previews!

[velvetwyrme]

damn those conses do quence (/j /j, unfortunately[...?] no bug mpreg took place here)

anyway, woe, grub be upon ye. tbc... whenever i finish the many other things i need to do lol.

i did this instead of making an ask blog because i dont have the time or energy to upkeep that atm, but honestly?? it probably wouldve just be easier to make an ask blog instead of... doing whatever this is LMAO,,, but i had fun so its ok sklvfjbfkbdb,,

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[soapcloth]

CW: LDR price x reader, implied manipulation, implied kidnapping(?) - dividers -> @/cafekitsune

From what you’ve gleaned of him in your online relationship, you’re well aware that John Price is a very busy man in a high position that travels for work- so when he has a much-needed break coming up, he makes a compelling argument towards closing that distance between the two of you and invites you to come along on a trip to the serene little all-inclusive getaway he’s rented for the week- already paid for, of course.

It’s an offer you can’t turn down. You’re in dire need of a vacation as well, and John is a lovely man who spends any chance he gets shooting you sweet messages, clumsily taken selfies, or on the rare occasion he can manage to slip away from his work, a call here and there. The pictures of the place and the surrounding nature look beautiful, and the flight booked is first class; It’s perfect.

This is why you take it on the nose when he hisses out a low breath in the middle of the baggage claim, eyebrows knit together while staring at the cracked phone in his hand as he informs you that apparently, the place has been double-booked. You assure him it’s fine, you’ve been able to save up enough for emergencies like this with all the little gifts he’s been depositing into your account supplementing your already-frugal lifestyle. You can book a hotel or inn.

Of course, he refuses- you’re already well aware he’s not too keen on letting you pay. Tells you he has an empty place he bought a while back pretty much rotting away an hour out; it’s a fixer-upper and fairly far from the closest town, but you’d have to drive the same amount of time to get to the rental anyway, and he’s more than happy to do a little impromptu handiwork if needed. It seems like a no-brainer, really.

What Price doesn’t tell you is that there never was a booking under his name for the quiet getaway he had shown you- nor does he inform you that your stay is gonna last a lot longer than the week you had planned for.

[hinamie]

spins him around trying to understand the pink mop he calls hair

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[magicicephoenix]

*sighs dramatically after just finding the dca who au and scrolling through its tag* I guess I dont get to kiss the dramatic twink (sun) (/silly)

you guess correctly! he doesn’t like humans much.

[lycandrophile]

if you’re young and transmasc and the people in your life haven’t been great about the whole thing and you’re starting to feel like it might be easier to just give up and pretend to be the person they want you to be, i need you to hold on. because the thing is, one second you’re 16 and a future where you get to make decisions about your own body and life feels so impossibly far away and you can’t imagine living like this for that long, but then you blink and it’s been six years and you’re in your car with the music blasting and your voice is lower than the guy in the song’s and your hair is long for the first time in a decade because you’re finally confident enough to grow it out again on your own terms and your chest hasn’t been weighed down in months and it’s the freest you’ve ever felt in your life and i promise it will be worth the wait. don’t give up on yourself.