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[skitskatdacat63]

Quick question, how old is Seb in the boy king au when they get married, I'm asking because I was rereading the fic & directors cut from September and you said he’s so obsessed with calling Seb little. Is Seb shorter than Nando or is Nando trying to feel a bit taller when actually he is a itty-bitty war criminal kitty? If Seb is shorter but still has time to grow how badly will Nando take it

Hello! This one is much easier to answer than your other one(You're really making me think deeply, thank you 🥺), so I think I can answer this pretty quickly(hopefully)

So you've probably noticed that I don't mention actual years too much which is just bcs the timeline is so vast and I've not decided on a lot 😭. But they basically have the same age gap as modern day, so I'd say they were born in 1681 and 1687 respectively(which matches up well enough with the real world history.) Irl, the war that I'm canon divergencing away from takes place 1701-1714, so stuff regarding when their coronation and marriage happens is somewhere in there. So I'd say Nando becomes king in like, 1705 and then they marry somewhere between then and 1710(when seb ideally becomes emperor??)

So to answer your actual question. Seb is def taller than Nando by the time they get married. But in that ficlet, Fernando is obsessed with calling Seb small because he wants to make himself feel bigger!! It's less about actual height and more about power dynamics. He's belittling him by literally calling him little! And it's also about Nando being older than him. Seb became a king as a boy(hence boy king), whereas Fernando became a king as an adult so he calls him little because he still sees him as that little boy king who is too young to have that amnt of power.

They first met pretty young, not knowing what their future would be like, and didn't really see each other for a while. And so until they meet again, when the marriage plans start happening, their perceptions are: Nando thinks of Seb as some little boy king, and Seb has a childish crush. So it's very odd for Nando to suddenly now meet this kid, all grown up, and he's now taller and even more powerful. So I think Nando still associates Seb with that image in his mind, thus calling him little all the time.

Conclusion: Fernando IS shorter, and he wears heels and calls Seb little all the time as a way to cope

[iamred-iamyellow]

⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚ Dancing in the Courthouse

♥ masterlist | request rules | part of my 1k event

♥ pairing: oscar piastri x fem!reader

♥ synopsis: In 2021 you and oscar decided to elope due to your unpredictable schedules. now that you have more stability in your life, you were able to throw a dream wedding with the man you loved most in the world.

♥ smau + written - as always none of the pictures are mine <3

♥ warnings: swearing !!!

♥ a/n: first fic apart of the 1k event!

-Paris, 2021-

The streets of Paris were bustling as you took a seat in your Uber. You could hear a Taylor Swift song playing faintly on the car's radio as you pulled out your phone.

You

hey osc I'm on my way back

Oscar checked the notification and panicked a little internally. He slipped the device back into his dress pants and shook his hands.

"Relax, tout ira bien," Estie assured Oscar. (translation: everything will be fine)

He sighed and turned towards the two French men, "Are you sure?"

All Pierre did was laugh.

"Call me when it's over," Pierre said with a smirk and guided Esteban out the door, into an elevator.

You were in France on a girls night out with your best friend Kika, whom you met through Formula 1. Little did the two of you know that Pierre and Esteban snuck over to your hotel room in order to help Oscar set up a surprise.

You tapped your keycard on your hotel door and called out your boyfriend's name. You set your purse down on a small marble table and kicked off your heels, making your way through the main room.

A small trail of pink rose petals guided you to the terrace causing your heartbeat to pick up.

Was this really happening?

You opened the glass doors to find more rose petals surrounding the floor and a very handsome Oscar. You strode over to him in complete shock until he grabbed your hands in his.

"Y/n you have been my best friend for as long as I can remember," he said as his thumb drew circles on one of your fingers. "You have stood by me since the beginning of my career and I could never imagine a life without you. I know we don't get to spend as much time together as we'd like to, but that is why I wanted to do this today."

He slowly got down on one knee in front of you and pulled out a black velvet box to reveal a silver ring.

"Will you marry me?"

You squatted down to his height and mumbled, "Is that even a question?"

You cupped his face in your hands and kissed him gently, "Yes of course I will."

✧˖ °. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁‧₊˚ . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁˖°✧

-July 4, 2024-

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ynln london girl

📸 creds: @/oscarpiastri

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user1 lmao the oscar picture creds

oscarpiastri I risked my life for that first pic

ynln @/oscarpiastri you were on another balcony?

user3 if anyone risked their life for that picture it's Alex

user2 speaking of alex she looks SO pretty there

carlossainz55 red nails for ferrari

ynln anything for you carlitos 😽

iamrebeccad so so true and real

user4 pretties

user9 lets all manifest an oscar win for this weekend

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ynpiastri oops I guess the cat is out of the bag huh! the rumors are in fact true, oscar and I are married. we have been trying to keep it a secret since our elope in 2021, but it seems as though I slipped up with a photo on my insta. at least it was the perfect timing for the reception we're throwing this summer 🥰

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nicolepiastri see you at the sequel wedding!!

ynpiastri <3

user1 ...sorry?

user8 PARDON

user12 THEY'RE ACTUALLY MARRIED

user2 POOKIE YOU CANT JUST POST A SHIRTLESS OSCAR LIKE THAT

user7 her username change I am so endeared

mclaren how many of you knew...

logansargeant I did

alexandrasaintmleux I did

charles_leclerc I did

landonorris I DIDNT?!?!

landonorris @/oscarpiastri how come charles knew before me

charles_leclerc @/landonorris he's my son???

iamrebeccad I'm so happy for you!

ynpiastri tysm becks 🥹🫶

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wagupdates the girlies pulling up to the belgian paddock

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user1 the color scheme 🛐

user2 PLS did they plan this for y/n’s wedding?

wagupdates @/user2 we think so!!

oscarpiastri I guess I need to step up my fashion game

charles_leclerc @/oscarpiastri I can help 😁

ynpiastri @/charles_leclerc no you cannot

user7 I love them

user4 they're GORGEOUS

francolapinto 😘

user8 ITS MR STEAL YOUR GIRL

user3 HAHAHA

user9 FRANCO Y/N IS MARRIED

charles_leclerc @/francocolapinto Te sugiero que elijas sabiamente tus próximas palabras (I suggest you choose your next words wisely)

francolapinto sorry sorry! its a joke its a joke 😅

user10 the threatening spanish 😭

carlossainz55 @/user10 I taught him that

fernandoalo_oficial @/carlossainz55 and I taught YOU that

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francisca.cgomes rich bitch energy

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user1 are you shopping for dresses

francisca.cgomes mayybbe

ynpiastri GORGEOUS

francisca.cgomes NO YOU 😚

aussiegrit @/nicolepiastri do i get to walk oscar down the aisle

nicolepiastri no 😐

charles_leclerc that’s right because i am

user2 the family seating is gonna go crazy lol

user5 so what’s the dog situation?

landonorris bark

ynpiastri @/landonorris NO 😭

user5 I MEANT LEO AND ROSCOE 💀

ynpiastri @/user5 leo we know is definitely going to be there! 🥰

✧˖ °. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁‧₊˚ . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁˖°✧

-Wedding Day-

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ynpiastri 💍

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danielricciardo 🥹

pierregasly vous êtes tous les deux magnifiques (you both look gorgeous)

user6 the fact that kika is her maid of honor

user7 IM NOT CRYING

user4 the venue is STUNNING

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There was a salty ocean breeze on a cliff-side of Monaco, the place you and Oscar picked for the wedding.

There were dozens of familiar faces along with beautiful greenery and pastel flowers decorating the space.

You were sat at your table with your husband Oscar as the toast’s began to start.

“Hi,” someone said into the mic with a smile. “I’m Kika.”

There were a few soft laughs from the crowd. She pulled a piece of paper out of her gold-colored dress.

“When I found out you eloped without me that day in Paris my first thought was ‘fuck you’.” she said causing some more chuckles to come from the guests.

“It was only because I wouldn’t get the chance to give you the speech I had planned—but here we are today and I’m so glad I finally get to say it. Over these past couple years you have been my best friend, in and outside the paddock. I have so much love for you and I couldn’t be happier for your relationship with Oscar.”

You got up from your seat and hugged her, eliciting a few ‘aws’ from the room.

Lando stood up next with the mic, “Oscar was the guy on the grid no one could shut the up about,” Lando spoke into the mic and everyone laughed. “I didn’t get it at first, but then I met him, and I got it. And I felt the same when I met Y/n. You two are lucky to have each other. Congrats, mate.”

He raised his glass of champagne causing everyone to clink their glasses and cheer.

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ynpiastri wifey

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user1 this is so cunty

wagupdates we heard that y/n’s heel broke and oscar had to carry her to the car (hence the last picture) 😭

user7 she is SO pretty

patriciooward great to see you again osc!

user6 I. LOVE. THEM.

user2 omg they’re so hot

user3 y/n’s outfits today >>>

lilymhe the reception was beautiful

ynpiastri <3

[queenofapeacefuldawn]

I read on Twilight's wiki page that Endo always intended on him having a high paying job (like a doctor or a lawyer) and in the end he chose to make Loid a psychiatrist due to his affinity for psychology.

And can I say. Lawyer Loid was such a missed opportunity. So much comedic potential.

Like. you have Loid Forger, notorious in the firm for winning every case that comes across him, due to his clear and concise arguments and knowledge of the law. Then you look at his home life and see that this man can't win an argument against his four six year old daughter. The minute her eyes turn teary he folds so easily. Like. That's comedy gold.

And I feel like on first meeting Yuri would hate him even more. Like, I feel like Yuri's the type of guy who goes, "a defense attorney? AKA a professional liar?" (← is a cop lying to his sister about his job) and his internal monologue just goes, "what does yor see in him? sure, he's handsome, smart, popular in his firm--" [angrily munching on food Loid made him]

And there's news of a murder on several news channels while they're having dinner one day, and the news agency names the suspect and Loid offhandedly goes, "Oh, my firm handled that" (I have to mention my work life for the mission, so they dont suspect I'm anything but a lawyer), and Yor goes, "I don't think a man his height could have done that. Look at the blood splatter. Had to be someone taller" And Loid's looking at her like: 👁️👁️, and Yor fumbles with, "Oh, Yuri used to love those detective shows when we were kids" and Loid's like, "anything you say <3. do you want some more chicken?"

And, logically, if he's assigned to a popular/high-profile enough firm, there's a higher likelihood of him making contact with high-profile businesspeople (sure they have their own legal teams, but for a consultation or something?) rather than a psychiatrist. (Again, my own opinion)

But the only downside is whenever he pulls some medical shit he cant go, "Oh, I learned that in med school" but the natural excuse can be "oh, i was a sergeant, i learned some basic medical knowledge during the war"

Anyway. Lawyer Loid could have been peak comedy.

[tteokdoroki]

imagine if your bestfriend katsuki was really babyfaced until he hit his 20’s. total late bloomer, aure he went through puberty but his body looked like it had never gotten out of the awkward teen boy phase look!

so, anyways maybe you travel back him for some family time, gone for maybe 3-4 months. Katsuki had already looked really mature, he just had some baby fat, and you teased him, because in your words he still looked like he did when he was 5.

now you’ve come back, and boy, has katsuki grown. you and the group go out on the town, and when you see katsuki he has grown in height, build, and his face is now chiseled. and you cant believe your eyes. the whole night you can’t stop staring, seeing your bestfriend in a new light.

(sorry if this makes no sense im running on a low brain battery lol!)

kissing your brain actually absolutely just smooching it ??

growing up with katsuki and he’s just the kid you guys picked on ever so slightly cause it was easy to get on his nerves — he’d just run home and cry. definitely a mamas boy LMAO !! but you’re both so cute, with gaps in your teeth and messy cheeks and your parents think you’re gonna end up together when you grow up. katsuki thinks that’s gross and you think he’s being mean n you push each other away like ewww grosss even though you were probably crushing on each other back then.

when you’re a little older katsuki is still baby faced and his mom always pinches his cheeks and calls him handsome and does that thing mom’s do where they lick their thumb and use it to wipe their kids face. PLEASE but katsuki is still so cute n hasn’t quite grown into himself yet :(( and when you start hitting 13/14 everyone is talking about the boys they like and who they wanna go to the movies with after school — he doesn’t think you’ll wanna go out with him because you’re best friends and he doesn’t look like the guys in your teen pop magazines or the boy groups you like.

stop he has like braces, he’s a little lanky and his voice is always cracking !!! awkward teen boy katsuki for the win!!! he probably stays like that all the way through high school n then you end up losing touch after graduation/starting college.

but then a few years down the line when you’re back from college your friends are begging you to come to a local bar to catch up — you ask if katsuki will be there and they won’t stop teasing you about it because you haven’t seen each other in ages !! laughing and pointing when he rolls in with your other guy friends, taller, thicker more buff. you’re practically drooling.

the katsuki you knew was shy, and small if he wanted to be but this katsuki is loud. he fills the whole room with his presence, he’s got a waistline that could kill and a jawline so sharp you could cut diamonds on it.

“didn’t your ma ever tell ya starin’ is rude?” bakugou mumbles when he’s close enough to order a drink and you literally melt in your spot — because when did his voice get so deep? basically running through your ears like melted chocolate.

“you’ve changed.” you quip.

“for the better, i hope?”

“yeah… you look good.”

“and so do you,” he comments back smoothly. “but don’cha worry, ‘m still your same old katsuki.”

and god, the way he smirks at you afterwards makes your thighs shake and your stomach do back flips, and you kinda hope your katsuki is a little bolder, a little different when you ask him.

“do you wanna get out of here, katsuki?”

your suspicions are confirmed when bakugou kicks back his shot and says.

“i thought you’d never ask.”

[tokyo-terror]

GENERAL RELATIONSHIP HCS P.2 !

characters: los vaqueros + könig & horangi

alejandro vargas:

☆ very passionate about everything he does, which can make him come off as very aggressive. that being said he's a softie !!! 🙏 almost instantly when first talking to you he starts using the car scene voice when talking to you

☆ religiously tries to fold every piece of clothing in the military style, and gets upset when folding new things that won't fold properly. very strict about color mixing, so he just ends up taking any chore that has to do with laundry when he gets back from deployments

☆ takes any chance to talk about how proud he is of los vaqueros, and wants you to meet rudy when the relationship starts getting serious. has rudy drive you places when he cant, you end up paying for gas because you feel bad.

☆ big soccer fan (rudy caused this), piles soccer memorabilia onto shelves and cabinets. spends quite a bit of his time rearranging it with you, asking for opinions on if he should arrange it by years, rarity, etc. gets you jerseys :) (will not be pleased if you don't like the same soccer team as him)

rodolfo parra:

☆ definition of designated driver, nice clean car with constant familiar air fresheners that he routinely changes out. kicks alejandro out of shotgun every time he sees you, has pillows and blankets in the back for everytime you want to take a nap during a long drive

☆ certified wine drinker, has a soft spot for The White Mom (franzia sunset blush ‼️). occasionally allows himself more expensive wine if he's going out with you, will limit and pace himself throughout the night though so you can enjoy yourself

☆ not a spoon user, if he's able to grab it with a tortilla then he's doing it. accidentally burns many of them though because he leaves them on the stove too long while trying to watch you cook, he cannot cook all that well

☆ sprawler 100%, sleeps like a starfish and expects you to also sleep like a starfish or get off the bed (/hj </3). he accidentally kicked you off the bed once and wouldn't stop apologizing until a week later you elbowed him in the face while asleep, you guys keep count of the sleep fights you have (he lets you say you win)

könig:

☆ big boy, big heart 🫶 he's constantly worrying about if he's too much to handle with his anxiety. though he doesn't show it, he finds himself getting unnerved when at home without any distraction from it. ends up picking up many little hobbies with you to keep himself from spiraling

☆ uses his height to put things on the top shelves so you ask for help, denies it vehemently even though he despises certain things only you eat. only to find it on the very top cabinet, laughs when you attempt to get it before asking him

☆ long scalding showers, if his skin isn't bright red by the time he's done then he didn't shower properly (by his standards). runs naturally colder than most so he enjoys the warmth of the shower and the steam afterward. likes having you wash his hair even though it's impractical to bend himself in half for it, the hot water and fingers in his hair is bliss

☆ regularly gets prescribed muscle relaxers when he's on leave because he has muscle spasms, he usually waits till the very last second when the spasms turn from slightly painful to not being able to walk. self-medicates by you massaging the areas until they relax, complains that the medicine doesn't work as well as you do after.

kim "horangi" hong-jin:

☆ old habits die hard. he's the biggest spender out of all the boys, he's always coming home with new stuff outside of the grocery list when he convinces you to let him shop. only difference is that he can pay it now, and he finally has somebody to show the things he buys.

☆ finds anything tiger related very amusing, he ends up drawing little tigers on all loose papers. little comics of tigers with different patterns and masks are very common to find, and he will lightheartedly not be happy if you question who the tigers with little heart tails are supposed to be

☆ bad habit of leaving lights on when he leaves rooms, he always has to double check before you guys go out to see if he turned off all the lights. if he didn't then he always grabs a water bottle for you, if he remembered to turn them off then he walks back to the car patting himself on the back

☆ prefers handholding over kissing in the beginning, as he's scared that his scars will deter you away from him. as time goes on he becomes very affectionate with kissing your head or hands, though he tries to deny ever doing anything

[roe-and-memory]

besties can i just say omg so i went thru ur blog obsessively bc i looove the ideas behind ur headcannons and little snipets of stories. i was wondering what bobby headcannons u guys have. also memory i loove ur writing and roe?? gorgeous fanart oml

AWWWWW THANK YOUU!!! rhis is so sweet 😭🫶🫶 i saw your comment on my fic thank u sm

im gonna be honest, we dont have many bobby hcs (i really wanna change that, i fucking ADORE bobby - and, if its any help, i actually have a fic up ((dont look back in anger)) where he’s a main character!! although its an au, i hope it’ll suffice for now :3)

- bobby is definitely a prankster, but like, hes NOTORIOUS for it. and not in the bad way. he has silly pranks that only mildly inconvenience the person on the receiving end (like the dumping water on lmq and cals heads after races) and he’s Always at the scene of the crime when something silly happens. he just Is the embodiment of silly. and yes i know this is canon for the most part but hes literally just so silly i cant not include it

- hes the youngest of the trio, the baby, even, he’s a december baby, born in 1988 (same year as lightning - cal is an ‘87 baby i believe - so when bobby started racing in 2007 he was still 18) but just at the End, whereas lightning was born in may . despite this he’s still the tallest, and probably the most well built of the three . aka lightning is scrawny and cal is just Average. and when lightning makes fun of him for being a Baby hes like ok well ure literally short as hell. what about that. huh? what can you do about your height? i’ll have a birthday but you dont have a get taller day? huh? and lightnings like. well. okay.

- i feel like he befriended cal first, like, he and lightning “hated” each other but it was less hate and more lightning being incapable of making friends (lmq and cal met at the infield care center after strips crash, so they were friends ever since then) and so cal was just in the middle of this “rivalry” that was in reality like. hey. cal. i think that bobby guy is really cool do u think he’d wanna be my friend. and cals like I DONT KNOW TALK TO HIM? and they talk and theyre like wow i actually thought u hated me (theyre best friends now)

- bobby both has an iconic autograph, but hes also so good with his fans its impossible for anyone to hate him. he has so many iconic pictures and literally everyone he meets praises him for his kindness and blatant silliness . hes just super easy going and generally amazing to be around

- out of all the racers hes probably got the most amusing advertisements as well, he will go ALL IN for whatever octane gain (or his smaller/secondary sponsors) want from him, and its so Genuine it just feels like he LOVES to be there

- he loves taylor swift. AND I KNOW WHAT YOURE GONNA SAY. “ITS STEREOTYPICAL” BUT NO U DONT GET IT.. SHE DOESNT MATCH THE REST OF HIS MUSIC TASTE AT ALL. hes the last person you’d ever expect to listen to her. he says its because they have the same last name so hes obligated to be a fan, but also the day Taylor Swift (album) debuted he bought the dvd and forced the other two to listen to the entire thing multiple times on a road trip and its safe to say that since the day taylor swift has existed, lightning and cal have feared her album release dates.

- hes the burnout king. every race he wins he will do a burnout down the frontstretch in front of the grandstands that will take his tires down to the RIMS. the tire marbles are INSANE

THIS IS ALL I HAVE IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY 😭😭 i wish i had more and i WILL eventually make more trust me on that.. but thank you so much for the ask and i hope u liked them :3

[zaptap]

prior to e3 2021 i made a bingo sheet for splatoon 3 stuff. at this point the only things we knew were what they showed in the reveal trailer in february 2021. now that the game's done i think it's time i go back and see how well it did

wowww that's a lot. 2 bingos. i get why people were disappointed with this game and i agree with those points to an extent but generally im pretty satisfied (this is far from acnh where i think like nothing on the bingo i made was there) (maybe that's because half of it was "bat villagers" repeated and they didnt give us that. well they shouldve given us bat villagers. and splatoon items. why the fuck didnt they give us splatoon items when they did in new leaf and pocket camp)

explanations under the cut (im factoring in my intent for this, so some are marked if they get the spirit of it even if they don't match exactly. yes that includes the apartment one)

✔️ ride or fry sounds ENOUGH like a daft punk song that im going to just assume that the surving member got absorbed into octoplush

✔️ returning stages! wasn't sure they'd do it since it doesnt take place in inkopolis but i guess they just have an actual public transportation system in splatoon world. and the first one revealed was museum d'alfonsino, the image i used for this (because it was my favorite s1 stage). unfortunately they ruined all the s1 ones they brought back though… sad that urchin underpass and saltspray rig are gone from official online play now that nintendo network is dead, but at least they were spared that fate (i did also say at one point that i wanted saltspray to get reworked into a salmon run stage, but they didnt do that either. wouldve been cool)

❌ no hide and seek mode :( i did that with my friends in splat1 in 2015 and nintendo still hasnt caught up. they did at least do group recon i think? and that's something i came up with (when flounder heights dropped i suggested we all get into a private lobby and just explore it together instead of fighting, that was SUPER fun ^_^) (unfortunately now that private lobbies have recon i dont play with a group of people anymore lmao)

✔️ yeah there's chaos. they did a lot for salmon run which is a pretty chaotic mode (though they really should do more). and anarchy battle is uh. anarchist? and having 3 teams in splatfest is chaotic. do you think if order had won we wouldve had totalitarian battle and 1-team splatfests? monocolor turf war peace?

❌ NO MC CRAIG RAP…. :'( i wanted him to rap in octo expansion and we didnt get it and then we didnt get it again. could they just not get mahito yokota to do it? he did rap a bit in maritime memory, why cant he do it again. oh well, pearl's probably a much better rapper anyway

✔️ splatnet 3! and it's even better than 2. especially after they added all the boss/king salmonid numbers. not knowing and having to guess or keep track of it myself was agonizing

✔️ NEW NOGAMI POSE!!! do you think for splatoon 4 he's gonna do the type of 4 that makes a triangle (like on this text) or the type thats more squarish (where the lines at the top don't meet)

✔️ NEW ABXY MUSIC!!!!!!!! abxy fans keep winning, it's the only multiplayer music band to come back for every game and now paruko herself is there too. shiho fujii came back to do these again (only other thing she did--for both 2 and 3 incidentally--was the squid sisters credits theme)

✔️ there IS a co-op mode, and it's called… salmon run! when they showed us hanging out with a salmonid i was like ok so i guess salmon run isn't coming back because that wouldnt make sense, like how can we be friends with a smallfry and then go kill all of its friends and family? well i guess we can! ok. 2 years later and i still think thats a little fucked up. good thing splatoon isnt real so i can play salmon run with a clear conscience

✔️ we got amiibo!! we got a LOT of amiibo! 10 of them! that's 2 more than what splat1 and splat2 each got! i expected to get something for side order, i did NOT expect to get new squid sisters AND off the hook amiibo

✔️ yeah i'm counting this one. squid sisters are back, off the hook's back, agent 3 is back, agent 8 is back… sure agent 4 isn't fully there, but between the palette and parallel canon i'm going to say that it's close enough to count (though maybe i wouldn't if they weren't the only one missing)

✔️ NO REGION LOCKED GEAR!!!!!!!! in this case it was because they didn't do any promotional gear whatsoever though. which is a bit of a disappointment in its own way. unlike splat1 and splat2, splat3 actually only has one version (instead of different ones for each region) so if they had given out gear intended for japan, if it worked the same way as the splat2 stuff then anyone who got a code would be able to use it (getting a code may have been difficult, but in splat2 even if you got one you could only use it if you had the jp version of the game). they also probably couldve added the splat2 japan-exclusive gear to splat3, but they didnt do that. well, at least there aren't any more locked to japan than there were before

❌ no destroying france mode. squid sisters must have done that all on their own after the concert

✔️ i use squid beatz as a music player so i'm counting this (even though the fact you have to pay to make the songs play means i dont actually use the music player we got… why did they do that…) sorry for anyone who wanted to do the rhythm game on hard mode for frothy waters or whatever though

❌ squid girl did not come back unfortunately. maybe someday (that reminds me, i should finish watching the anime… i started it in 2015 when they added her outfit to splat1)

❌ no triplies. how can you call it splatoon 3 if there's no triplies. is it because they thought you wouldnt be able to booyah if youve got the third one in your mouth like zoro from one piece? maybe in splatoon 4 theyll do quadries and the other 2 will be on our feet (like bayonetta? idk i havent played it)

❌ 2 things for splatfest tees i have wanted since like the start of splatoon 2: 1. when splatfest ends and the tee gets turned in, prompt us with the option to pay to have it scrubbed so we don't miss out on any cheap chunks if we forgot to do it before it ends (not particularly upset about this in s3 since salmon run has given me 1 billiam chunks). 2. dont put it on a brand that favors a certain ability!! why the fuck do they have a whole mechanic for getting chunks faster and cheaper and then just have it weighted towards ink resistance up. splatfest should be its own brand!!!! (again though… salmon run has made getting them so trivial it doesnt matter)

❌ lmao

✔️ technically speaking we did not get "splatoon 3 global testfire" like we did for the other games but my desire here was to get a prerelease demo and the splatfest world premiere fulfilled that. clearly only splatoon 2 was cool enough to get 2 of those (wait shouldnt splatoon 3 have gotten 3 then? maybe 4 will get 4)

✔️ SAVE DATA CLOUD!!! im so glad they figured out a way to tie your multiplayer save data to the server so they wouldnt end up excluding the whole game in the name of preventing cheating (that, as i recall, wasn't even prevented anyway). the whole cloud save system seemed useless to me for a long time since the games i play the most are splatoon and pokemon and those are the ones that you can't back up

✔️ GRIZZ IS DEAD!!!!!!!! like i said before, i knew something had to happen when i saw we were friends with a salmon. i was wrong about salmon run going away, but i was right about grizz. i even called him being the villain of rotm in the middle of the reveal trailer. unfortunately even killing grizz didnt do anything to stop the evil corporate system he put in place. i guess the theories that it was an ai talking to us on the radio were right (i thought that was a weird conclusion for people to come to but i was wrong about that)

✔️ we CAN change lobby music again!! one of the biggest flaws of splat2 was you could only listen to dubble bath (in splat1, provided you got the squid amiibo and did the challenge to unlock it, you could go into squid beatz in the lobby to play whatever song you wanted). i'm annoyed you have to pay to change it manually, but the lobby does at least rotate between a lot of music--i actually would've counted this before the jukebox was added, because my real concern behind this was "stop making us listen to just one lobby theme all the time" and even in the base game there were like 9 of them and there are a ton of really good ones in there

✔️ ok. yes i'm counting this. there is no actual apartment room, yeah. but considering we had nothing even close to it in the first 2 games, i feel like having a locker we can decorate is enough of a step towards that for it to count. could it be better? yes. but it fills the role of being a decoratable space, which is really what my desire was. if i put this exact thing on a splatoon 4 bingo and they gave us lockers again, i wouldn't count it, but going from nothing to having lockers i feel is enough to count (since there was nothing to indicate they would do something like that)

✔️ they probably couldve done more for octavio, but we did team up with him to fight the final boss (though after being completely absent for most of the story) and then he was there at grand fest with everyone, so he did get some redemption. they shouldve credited him on 3mix and had him perform it with the idols at the concert though. maybe in splatoon 4 he can be the one who recruits the player character

[kit-williams]

Warhammer 40k & D&D AU

ANGRY BOI hours Initial post 3 out of 3 today

You'd think because they are all soul fragments that the nails wouldn't have come with him but they did it was due to how deeply poisoned Khorn had Angron (Yes I know Logar basically gave Angron to Khorn but I will also say that Magnus didn't have time to pull a part of Angron's soul that didn't have the nails)

There is also another head canon where Angron doesn't have his nails but the brothers split up sooner and usually on bad terms so here we are with the idea that they are going on a quest to get his nails removed and boy when they meet the actual Angron they are whiplashed and utterly happy

Super empathetic and able to calm his brothers and once Angron was fixed he actually was able to help everyone work on Konrad (Mortarion got help later)

Was very unhappy about the slavery that was going on in the lands but Roboute was able to calculate that sure they could eventually win against one of these empires to remove slavery but it was far too costly for them as they didn't know the extent of what they could do and well after they saw adventurers Roboute had to do more calculations and everyone had to agree that they would have to figure out a different way to get rid of slavery.

Somehow he found himself in the pits again and its where he met his wife the champion. A Goliath named Nieve Mountainsunderer

Of course he ruined her streak in her bid to win her freedom but he also was petty and led a slave rebellion as well with the help of Corvus and Konrad.

Nieve was still furious and even as he showed her that he was larger than her she pulled out her racial feats and the two of them brawled but eventually she lost

'Well okay then mate do you want to rule my tribe?' 'What?!' 'I am the head of my tribe you won either you'll kill me and take the tribe or you will become my mate' Basically he wrestled himself a wife which Angron found himself fine with

He hardly wears the ring to conceal his height as well she can handle him and sees it as a challenge and a pride of 'This is my man look at what takes me to bed'

They have a son named Kharn; if they have a little girl she will be named Lotara

Unfortunately his link to Khorn was strong that it passed to Kharn when he was born but it was sealed away. Khorn doesn't have a strong presence in this realm but it was enough that he also sent several headhunter bloodthirsters to hunt down the brothers. (This will be explored later and came about because of a certain group of COD men and my brain was like fuck the imperial guard they're gonna be demons) ((Demon Soap is a go))

Angron doesn't lead the tribe he lets his wife continue to be the tribe head he just fights for the tribe when things cant be settled diplomatically

Oh what would be a good last name for Angron? He might just adopt whatever his wife/her tribe might give her. Kharn's is loyalheart

[mouthsfullofsharpteeth]

well tell us about the timlex while you are here

Oh anon SO glad you asked. I just think theyre so <3 okay.

But. Whats on my mind currently is that like. Okay so. You know the type of autistic that just has energy and wants to wrestle. I am that type and so is one of my best friends IRL. But anyway i think thats timlex.

more under the cut bc it got long lol

They love wrestling. They just all big dilated cat eyes and all fluffed up airplane ears but SO excited because they just playfight with each other. Of course it always ends up way more homoerotic than necessary, because friends don’t necessarily go right for straddling each other and pinning someone to the ground. That is the move Tim always tries to go for. Hes not sure why, except that obviously thats how he wins. If hes on top of Alex and pinning him down, then Alex cant swat at him and push him over anymore. Except by the time this happens, Alex is all flushed and red in the face. He’s breathing heavy with a little sweat on his skin, and his hair is sooo messed up, because Tim also favors slamming Alex in the face with pillows and pretending to suffocate him until Alex can shove his arms away. So Tim is there, focused and hot and rushing with adrenaline, straddling Alex’s hips as he holds his wrists down. Alex has enough height on him that sure, his hands are a little bigger, but god, his wrists are thin and pale and so easy for Tim to wrap his hands around. And then they’re just staring at each other, and no one knows who leans in first, but they’re kissing, and somehow still fighting at the same time. Biting and wet and grabbing everywhere. It’s not like the fighting was even angry, its just that made that old grudge they finally worked past reared up a little, and all they wanted was to bare their teeth in a different way, bite to draw out different sounds besides grunts and little swears- or maybe still that, maybe that is just as good as what happens when the kissing gets more and more heated.

Anyway yeah

[thekidsarentalright]

bff what in the hell are those hats i love them so much… this is so funny bc i’m the exact same height as him but patrick looks so unreasonably tiny with the lil flame on his hat 😭 they can’t keep getting away w this‼️

alsoooo meant to send this before the flaming hats hit but… top 5 from guts? i cant believe u got tickets to see her holy shit ur winning so hard! what a fucking album!! everyone’s rankings of it are so different so i’m curious abt ur faves 👀

- 🧋 anon

I KNOWWWW they are so so ridiculous they looked so funny 😭 and ur so right patrick looks so impossibly tiny w that thing on his head which makes it even funnier like. he is just a liddol guy turned candle </3 the just keep getting sillier and siller i love them fjrkfnekdm

alsoooo ooo top 5 from guts is so hard but rn i’d say:

all-american bitch

teenage dream

ballad of a homeschooled girl

making the bed

pretty isn’t pretty (has grown on me sm since my first listen omg)

would love to hear ur top 5 too!!! fr everyone i’ve seen has connected to it in such different ways so i’m interested to see what Your favs are!! also omg ikr i feel sooo lucky that i even got a code and then also tickets??? it’s gonna be so fun i cant wait!!!!!!!

[aechii]

jus wanted to pop in n say hi but i also gotta ask something hmm lemme think uh,,, which footballer could you realistically take in a fight if any

HELLAUR MAX!!!!

such an interesting question hm let's see...

(taking into consideration that my height of 5 feet and 8 inches is my advantage and certainly not my physical strength... i mean my right hand is good in arm wrestles ig?? no one has beaten me yet 💪💪):

1. luka modric - IM SORRY DUDE. VERY SORRY!!! but ik i prbly would take him in a fight. 67% sure. hes so smol yk.... now i feel bad ;-;

2. stefan bajcetic - AGAIN. VERY SORRY, BUT HE LOOKS VERY TAKE-IN-A-FIGHTABLE. only if he wasn't so nice and smol and cute. i could never fight him.

3. gavi - hear me out aight!!! we have the same temper and if i were to play against him it would be the two of us fighting ALL THE TIME (reason 26392937 as to why i cant be a footballer). and im pretty sure he's smaller than me so yh. fight me, angry bird. im ready (50/50 chance of winning)

4. messi - yh. he's smol. but i would never, even if i was offered 200 billion pounds. i would never.

that's abt it. plz don't take this to heart, whoever reads this. all jokez and banterz 🤟

[fox-the-artist-fruit-canid]

operation redesing 1

finally i finished this...

with some luck the information is still readeable and i hope it is,but if its hard to read,just zoom into the image.

but asuming and knowing my horrendus hand writing dosen't let you read i will traduce what is writen.

still i cant promise something better as my english sometimes fails since is not my born language.

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Personal status

name: mis

age: 22 irken years old

species:geneticaly mutated irken

gender: male

height: 6'3 feet|1,95 cm

weight: not confirmated|lower than average

category: defective

actual profesion: archivator|mail man

actual rank: supervisor of defective quarantine station delta

Militar status

>retired

>ex-elite

>used to be an assassin|spy|pilot

Familiar status

-explorer ikarus|mother| <deceased>

-scientist viridis|father| <alive-working>

-elite soldier take|brother| <alive-in service>

Fisical health status

blood: usual reddish fuchsia,but due to an blood transmision illness is slowly turning to a sky blue tone.

scars: over the 78% of his body,including an enter one in the back and the out one in his chest.

missing limbs: none

another problem:

>half blinded,almost lost his right eye in a figth with an elite

>half deaf,the explosion of a plasma grenade burned his left antenna and blow his left side inner ear due to proximity

>has some problems breathing and regularly coughs,in bad cases coughing out blood

>suffers bad fisical pains he usually reassures with strong pain killers

>insomnia and sleep deprivation

>sometimes will ramdomly faint or fall asleep out of nowere whithout knowing why

>will trow up his own blood at least once in the day in consequense of the illness he has

>has a very bad dust alergy

PAK status

>broken and malfunctioning

>refuses to fix it afther a long while with it in that state

>either way PAK tecnicians refused to rapair it since he is an defctive,and with that statement he dosen't have the privilage of them rapairing it

Mental health status

>has an severe non treated ptsd he somehow hides

>has an mild dissociative amnesia over certain events of his live

>conpulsive obsession disorder

-usually centered on cleaning and having things in order

>has an very severe case of DID |dissociative identity disorder| with 3 registered identitis

-Eco

|sensitive,nervous 24-7,calm and shy

|cries or gets scared easily

|passionate historian,knows a lot of idioms some even forgotten

|to tell apart the right eye will turn to an very dark blue and the pupil will turn into an water drop form,while the left one shift into a bright green.

-Sai

|inpulsive,prideful,strong headed and aggressive

|has a very short pacience and gets angry very easily

|fight maniac,likes to pick up fights to find an 'worthy oponent' and usually or more likely always wins

|to tell apart the right eye turns into an bright red with some sort of diana kind of form as the pupil,while the left one turns to an indigo kind of color

-Kira

|unpredictable,misterious,bromist and problematic

|sociopath kind of behaviour,has no self preservation

|insane medic,knows almost everything on the medic field but usually does very unethical things just for his entertainment

|to tell apart the right eye turns into an fuchsia kind of color with an X as a pupil,while the left eye turns into an sort of minty-green color

Phobias

>slight scopophobia

>slight claustrophobia

>mild thalassophobia

>mild hafephobia

>bad arachnophobia

>Strong cathisophobia

Extra information

-can and will sleep in the most weird and awkard places or poses ever,even hang upside down from celing is a way to sleep for him

-loves animals especialy felines,canines and reptiles,has a pet called honey wich is an slimy kind o cat-ferret creture made of an yellow orange goo

-can be considered a good baby sitter for smeets since he dosen't mind them

-it's an absolute workaholic and caffeine adict,prefers working for hours than relax and drink 30 cups of coffe before sleep

-his horns and tail tip are in reality stings as well his fangs wich can be detached afther biting,theyhave an strong paralisys poison that is not lethal unless the person attacked is alergic

-his usually calm and cold but sometimes can be inpulsive or a bromist trickster depending on the situacion

-tends to show cat or bee kind of traits,like purrings or feline conducts like hitting porpusly something at the corner of a table,make unconcius buzz like sound during some sentence or eat flowers

-knows how to cook but is usually doing something else and dosen't have the time or money for ingredients,he also loves eating having no preference in food

-can lift up to 8 times his weight being able to pick up the tallests on his arms,is also incredibly fast both runing or fliying,especially while fliying

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also curious thing i got inpired by this kind of bee for this redesing

they are australian blue bees also known as amegilla cingulata :D

[lheurebleuee]

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he puts a vibrator on me with 5 settings. on each one from low to high i get 50,40,30,20,10 seconds, timed, if i cum in that time, i lose. if i don’t, i win.

forget about winning, but for a loss, he gets a blow job and he chooses when.

let’s say i lost 4 times.

1. he visits me at work during my lunch break and tells me oh before you go to your meeting,, come here. first he starts to kiss me so i thought it was cute but then he starts unbuttoning my shirt and playing with my boobs from under my bra so i know what’s coming- he’s claiming his first win. he softly bites my tongue then pulls back to look at me in the eyes then he pushes me to my knees. i give him pleading eyes and tell him “baby please i don’t wanna go to this meeting looking like a mess and out of breath it’s so humiliating and i want to make a good impression this could make them nicer to me”. he smirks then gives me a kiss on my chest accompanied by a squeeze of my ass and tells me to turn around. i turn and the palm he presses on my back followed by him making me bend over more tells me i’m about to be spanked. i decide to be a good girl so he’ll go easy on me, i make things more exciting. without him saying anything i take off my underwear and turn around to face him as i put it in my mouth. i try not to show that i’m only doing this so nobody hears me. i watch for his approving reaction and bend over again. i lift my skirt to expose my ass to him expecting the first spanking to come down but it doesn’t. instead i hear him take off his belt. then, it stings. so does the next one which makes me even more thankful that i used that gag. the third one sets me on fire. the others usually don’t hurt as much. they rather feel like he’s leaving a mark on me more than any pain because i usually go numb by the first few. i cant imagine how i look like to him. thinking about what this could be doing to him turns me on so much. after 6 or 7 he stops and chokes my neck from behind and says “i hope this taught you why you shouldn’t talk back. it’s easier if you just behave. now you’ll be late to your meeting. and i know you used that gag so nobody hears you, and for that, you’re not putting it back on. and that’s why i had to use my belt. don’t play dumb again.” then he gives a kiss on my ass and releases me. i turn around and he takes the gag out of my mouth to put into his pocket then pushes me to my knees. i take his dick out and brush my hair back and start going up and down it. after a little bit he starts to push my head down more and grabbing my hair as he always does. when he start cumming, i tried to pull back, but he made me swallow. it doesn’t feel good but when it comes to losses from the game, he’s allowed to do that, as one of the perks, and he takes it up every time. i don’t fuss about, i just take it all in and lick off all the excess which gets me an “aww. now that’s worth a reward, baby. let me take a picture of you.” he bends down to my height and cuffs my hands behind my back with his belt then takes a picture of me from his point of view, with his cock in my mouth, my breasts half exposed, my hair a mess, my hands cuffed, on my knees, saliva all around my mouth, my pleading eyes looking up at him. it does make for a sexy picture.

2. and

3. were at home at night in bed after dinner and i want to get freaky with him but he isn’t in the mood but i keep playin anyway so he gets fed up and decides it’s time to claim another win. he tells me “fine! you want it so bad princess? you want my cock so bad don’t you? you whine like a child. dont you know i own you? you act all cocky and confident but i could take what i want from you at any second. you’re mine. and you see this right here?” he grabs my pussy, “this is mine. i’m the only one who knows how much of a whore you are” he whispers close to my lips. “but it looks like that little mouth of yours still hasn’t been properly claimed” he pauses. then he spits on me. i flinch. “you lack discipline. that’s what you need. i’ll just have i teach you, my pretty girl.” he smirks. then, he puts me on top of him and pushes me down to his cock. the first blowjob is normal. i sucked him off and had to swallow yet again. then he said “your turn?” so i smiled at him with a small nod, not getting too eager again, scared; it didn’t seem so genuine. so he gets a vibrator and puts it on me. he puts it on the fourth setting and sucks on my tits and neck until i come. i thought this was the end of it but it wasn’t. the fishiness starts to emerge. he ties my feet and hands to the chair and puts the vibrator on the fifth setting. he goes to do something. idk what takes him so long because i came at least 10 fucking times while waiting. i see on the clock it’s been an hour and a half. what the fuck? then he comes back and has ice with him. he removes the vibrator and starts to drip ice on my pussy then he tells me to pick a number from 1-5. i pick 4. he shoves 4 fucking pieces of ice up my hole. it. feels. fucking. amazing. it stings and hurts and feels numb yet full all at the same time. then he starts sucking on my tits. after a while the ice has melted. he puts the vibrator back on and takes his pants off again. BITH AT THE SAME TIME? i cant take him AND have this vibrator on me at the same time. “what? cant take it sweetheart?isnt this what you asked for ? what u want? what you BEGGED me for? so take it. you wanted to suck me off, isn’t that why you lost? you begged me to pleasure you, isn’t that why u kept whining? like a fucking baby. a hypocritical whiny pathetic helpless baby. you cant go to sleep without my cock. you love it so much you would do anything. even if that means staying strapped to a chair for over an hour and getting pieces of freezing cold ice shoved up your needy hole. so. take it.” and with that, he shoves his dick in my mouth he pulls in an out and grabs my hair until he comes and i come but he doesn’t make me swallow. this time, he comes on my tits. the white sticky shit is all over me. he rides his orgasm out then takes out his dick and turns off the vibrator. finally. my pussy hasn’t stopped pulsating. i feel weak all the way down to my knees. then he gets a pen. i have no idea what he’s doing and i’m too in a haze to gather so i j watch him feeling light headed. he writes the word “slut” over my boobs and takes a picture. he kisses me a few times then tells me “listen here my darling. either you put this picture as your wallpaper for a week, or you get another punishment, a very bad punishment. you’ll do whatever i want and say at tomorrows pool party. you know what happened last time. so which one is it? want people to know how you’re a whore from your homescreen? or do you want to be humiliated and embaressed in front of everybody tomorrow? the choice is yours, my whore.”

[eprelthoughts]

Hi eprelthoughts!

It's been awhile, I just want to remember this moment for a long long while. As you know I'm always always a huge fan of Volleyball. Watching it makes me so happy despite not being able to play it anymore. I've been following RJN's respective clubs, early months I'm watching Ran and Yuki in Italy. Sleepless nights just to support my boys. For weekends I randomly watch games for Vleague and I've been following Masa's team as it was Jade's favorite player. As I watched their 1st game, against WD Nagoya the setter really left me in awe for his height, WHAT A TALL SETTER 😳 His power in net defense is hands down one of the best. That's when I started looking him up, Eiro Motoki. I wasn't so invested but then I usually bumped into his stories and lives, I tried my best not following but Jade just kept on sending it to me. One day I JUST GAVE IN and followed his games. I rooted for his team and seriously called them as my "Home Team"

Earlier this year he had an ankle injury, a serious one that kept him on sideline. The team's performance went downhill. You can see Eiro on the side getting frustrated. He worked hard and did lives so he can send comfort. I met my closest friends because of him. We started exchanging interaction, him greeting me a happy birthday twice this year. He's so lovely and appreciative that rooting for him became so special.

I rooted for his healing and first few games without bandage/crutches he had limited time in the court. I was so so frustrated but Motoki's not. He's so patient that he dedicated extra time after the game to get back on his usual shape. Even his team mates stayed with him on his process. Supporting him, cause he's that man who never gave up.

When he came back fully as front line, you can still see shaky performance from him. He can't catch up the ball, he cant set or block in the net aggressively as usual and that's fine. Oya was outsmarting him in Sunto games. Showing him veteran kind of confidence but again he's Motoki, the ever patient and hard working boy. I know how much he studied this game, again and again til he come back to today's stage.

And for today's game this is my take away

Grabe kasi if papanuoren mo ulit and if sinundan mo talaga sila you'll see what Wolfdogs worked on coming to this Finals.

1. More aggressive locals (Kenta - Aki).

• Eiro started distributing the sets more on locals in their Pana game. Motoki kept on gambling especially to Kenta to bring back his confidence that was challenged the past few games especially against Sunto. Kenta was targeted and disheartened by Sunbi that his reception, services and attack became shaky. Kenta made that worth every cent

2. Solid blockings, both Denda and Wang really gave Alain and Papi Fujinaka a hard time. Usually kasi either of the two lang nag wowork

• And as if on Cue, Denda deserves the Best 6 award.

3. Less service errors. You'll see how lethal Kenta's services right now. He used to have a lot of service errors.

4. Eiro's floor defense. Mahal na mahal ko si Motoki but his FD is usually meh lalo na if back row sya, definitely you'll see in this game how much he worked on his FD.

5. Them reversing Sunto's usual routine of disheartening Kenta, binaliktad nila and gave Papi Fujinaka the pressure. They kept on targetting him ng serves sa una mapapaisip ka "BAKET EH ANG GALING NIYA" pero makikita mo how he slowly started getting shaky receives, even shaky attacks. So so smart tactic na naisip nila.

6. FLOOR DEFENSE!! Nung mid season medyo nawala to talaga sakanila, nandun pero hindi kasing top tier ng usual FD nila. But this game grabe you'll see Ogawa throwing his body kahit sa impossible nang masalo na spike. Everyone's catching up the balls, even the MBs were running for it. Sobrang sipag.

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Motoki, look at you from crying for not winning it to crying for WINNING IT

I just want to remember today cause you were a part of my birthday wish. Congratulations to the love of my life Eiro Motoki-kun 🖤 My home team Wolfdogs Nagoya. I enjoyed the past 7 months together 🥳🥇

[aomine-in-gensokyo]

Hey guys, Daiki Aomine here

Huh. Me, Tetsu, and.. Kagami? Against Midorima and Takao. Hah. Gotta say, it's pretty interesting. Looks like this poll is about how well we sync up? Well... basketball is basically our bread and butter. And if we're talking about basketball, there's no one who can play better together than me and Tetsu. Though... Kagami is good too. He and Tetsu also make a great pair, and... even I'll admit that it was pretty good playing with him too. Hah. Alright then. Tetsu, Kagami, let's show the Shutoku boys what we're made of.

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BIG ESSAY under the read more!

this is a VERY interesting trio! it consists of the two main characters of kuroko no basket, kuroko and kagami, as well as another major character, aomine! now kuroko and kagami are both on the same basketball team, seirin, but aomine is on a rivaling school, touou, so how do these 3 form an ultimate trio?

[Image iD: A picture of Kagami Taiga (left) and Kuroko Tetsuya (right). Kagami is sitting up right, with Kuroko laying on his back next to him on the right. Both of them are holding onto the same basketball, Kuroko holding the ball above him, with Kagami putting his hand on it. Kagami is looking at Kuroko. The text at the bottom reads, "See you next week!" End ID]

first of all, let's start with the kuroko and kagami details! in basketball, kuroko's main specialty is passing. he can pull off the trickiest passes in his opponent's blind spots, making it seem like the ball is coming from no where to his opponents! this is known as "Misdirection" and its a very powerful tool that has helped kuroko and his team win games!

kagami, on the other hand, is an incredibly powerful player. his main ability is his absurd jump height, but he's also just generally really good at basketball! hes fast, strong, agile, everything youd need for a player! now combine his superb skills with kuroko's insane passes, and you have a duo that's virtually unbeatable (save for essentially the series's antagonists, who are also basketball prodigies of their own)!!

in fact, kuroko being so unnoticeable makes people call him the "shadow." a shadow that supports his team! and since kagami is paired with kuroko, hes known as the "light" because he shines so brightly while playing on the court! the series loves to mention how the stronger the light, the stronger the shadow. so the better kagami gets, the better kuroko can get too!

its this partnership that allows them to take on the "Generation of Miracles" (the antagonists i mentioned earlier)!! oh and not to mention that theres a little arc where they both realize they cant keep relying on each other to win games, and that they need to get stronger individually and THEN work together to become an even better duo!! since the series is about them theres SO MUCH MORE, but ill leave it at this

[Image ID: A picture of Aomine Daiki (left) and Kuroko Tetsuya (right). Aomine is sitting up right, with Kuroko laying on his back next to him. Aomine has his right hand over Kuroko's eyes. The text at the bottom reads "See you next week!" End ID]

now lets talk about kuroko and aomine! the "Generation of Miracles" i mentioned earlier originates before the start of the series, specifically, when they formed when they were in middle school. some of the members of the GoM actually include kuroko and aomine! thats right! they were partners back in their middle school days!

aomine was an incredibly talented player with speed, strength, agility, game sense, and everything else a pro player would need! kuroko on the other hand, is rather unimpressive physically, probably one of the worst players in the entire basketball team.... and back then, he never had his misdirection, so there wasn't much he could contribute or improve on...

actually, kuroko was seriously considering quitting the team because he knew he couldnt do much, but it was aomine who encouraged kuroko to keep working hard!! because in aomine's eyes, kuroko was someone who loved basketball more than anyone else, and hes practiced more than other players on the team!! it would be disheartening to see someone so into the sport give up!

and its at this time that akashi (another member of the GoM) discovers kuroko and aids him on his quest to develop his misdirection!! with this tool, kuroko is able to join with the other members of the Generation of Miracles on the court!!

i want to note that in one of the games, murasakibara (another member of the GoM) comments how everyone seems to be scoring way more with kuroko around, ESPECIALLY aomine and kuroko!!! aomine loves to mention that he and kuroko play basketball so well together, and kuroko agrees!! in fact... the term light and shadow originates here! aomine was the original "light" to kuroko's "shadow!!"

ever since kuroko and aomine met, theyve become extremely close friends, and theres no one whos caught more of kuroko's passes than aomine in middle school!! they supported each other and were incredibly powerful players when working together!! again, theres more to share but ill cut it off

[Image ID: A picture of Kagami Taiga (left) and Aomine Daiki (right). Kagami is wearing a black collared shirt, with his hand adjusting his undershirt's collar. Aomine is also wearing a similar black collared shirt, with his hand over his chin. Both of them are facing away from each other, but their eyes are looking at each other. The text at the bottom reads, "See you next week!" End ID]

now for the most interesting part, aomine and kagami! they only met during matches against seirin and touou. however, aomine is fully aware of what kagami is, that being kuroko's "new light." in their first meeting, aomine is unimpressed by kagami, noting that "his light is too dim" to be playing with kuroko. but since aomine is a member of the generation of miracles, kagami has made it his mission to defeat each and every one of them! so this is where their rivalry begins!!

their rivalry is much stronger compared to other members of the GoM because their play styles are very similar! both speedy, powerful players with superb basketball skills! the only difference being that aomine is faster while kagami jumps higher! oh and it should be noted that part of aomine's character is that hes detached from basketball because hes TOO good at the game! he wants someone who can challenge him...

so to sum up the above in short, aomine looked down on kagami, but after facing him multiple times, he grew to respect kagami. seeing him as a rival more than kuroko. kagami feels the same way, as they understand that their styles are very similar, so they have A LOT in common (they even wear the same brand and have the same shoe size!!) so despite the two being enemies at first, the rivalry and bond they grew by playing against each other is something special

so yeah! thats my evidence on how all 3 of them could make a very synced up trio!! i know this is pretty long but i hope i got the point across!! thank u for reading!!!

Daiki Aomine heading out

Preliminary Round: Kuroko no Basuke

Kuroko Tetsuya and Kagami Taiga vs Kuroko Tetsuya, Kagami Taiga and Aomine Daiki vs Midorima Shintarou and Takao Kazunari

Propaganda for Tetsuya and Taiga: "Kuroko’s play style depends on being the “shadow” supporting someone’s “light”, and Kagami is that light. They start with a natural synchronicity and help each other grow as basketball players."

Propaganda for Tetsuya, Taiga and Daiki: "i know that my mutual submitted a long essay about them already but here are some other cool bug facts about them!! - they have this song together: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhpQYlQ2sAQ&pp=ygUha3Vyb2tvIG5vIGJhc2tldCBicmVha2luZyB0aHJvdWdo - kuroko and kagami want to save aomine... kagami even sings it in the song... - kagami and aomine are similar in love for basketball, basketball positions, shoe size, etc. - aomine and kagami do a basketball dunk together to win a very important game - as teammates, kuroko and kagami's plays compliment each other-- as the shadow and light of their team, they're necessary for their team's victories - they say they get along with each other most on their team (kagami and kuroko) - likewise, aomine and kuroko said that they got along with each other the most in their middle school teams - for kagami and kuroko, in the final game, kuroko trusted kagami so much, he knew what kagami would do-- which helped them defeat a guy who could see the future"

Propaganda for Shintarou and Kazunari: "of course these two didnt start out as friends. in fact! back in middle school, midorima's team completely crushed takao's team! like many other opponents who have to go up against any member of the generation of miracles, takao seriously considered quitting the sport after being dominated by the GoM. however, takao stuck with it, continuing to practice basketball, swearing that he would one day defeat the generation of miracles! until one of their members, midorima, just happened to go to the same school as him! this kind of sparks a one-sided rivalry, takao wanting to prove his worth to a member of the generation of miracles. midorima has no opinion on this. however, as the two continue to train together, midorima does praise takao's dedication to improving himself in basketball. midorima deeply respects those who "do everything humanly possible" to achieve their goals, a trait takao strongly exhibits. as such, the two begin to work (and hang out) much more, building a pretty solid friendship!

to be specific of how in sync they are, the two have a special move they developed together! this involves midorima's ability to make a basket from anywhere on the court, combined with takao's incredible ability to accurately pass to his teammates! its dubbed as the "sky direct three point shot" which basically involves midorima jumping in the air, doing the motion of doing a three pointer, and takao passing the ball INTO MIDORIMA'S HANDS right before he shoots! this effectively gives midorima an instantaneous shot, virtually unblockable! and the series does emphasize that the two practiced quite a bit to get this move to work! but the results speak for themselves, as its probably one of the strongest moves in the entire series!!"

[chisatowo]

I was gonna make a post being all like "you know what fuck cringe culture thinking abt your ocs interacting with characters from media you like is so important for your mental health actually" but then as I was thinking abt Fydd and Chu2 interacting I remembered that Fydd is taller than Chu2 and I've changed my mind it's bad for your mental health don't do it /j