#he can never win
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Matt: And right now your hole is pretty- 🤐
Laura: Uh-huh, our hole is pretty what 😏
Matt:
The hole is pretty full
#poor matt#he can never win#critical role#critrole#crit role memes#cr cast#matthew mercer#laura bailey#innuendo#cr spoilers#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me#crit role#critrole meme#cr3#cr c3#cr campaign three
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do you think strandy blushes and kyas hoping to heroically save his crush during the unknowing only to find out he isnt even there when it happens
HE WOULD BE SO DISAPPOINTED LMAOOO
He’s like “I’m finally gonna have a chance to prove that I can be good and he’ll like me” only for him not show up so his cool heroic plan never pans out
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is the not stable in the room with us where r u getting this from
tired of mfs who know 0 things about nico rosberg as a person outside of maybe 3 taken-out-of-context tiktoks and a dozen twitter threads. why r u even invested in brocedes if ur constantly disparaging about one of the guys 😭
#he can never win#if he doesn't talk about lewis it's “he's trying so hard to win the idgaf war"#if he talks about lewis disparagingly it's “what a sore loser”#if he compliments lewis it's “he's so obsessed get over it already”
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fenrir who loves taking pictures vs the flash constantly causing his eyes to glow and ruin the photo
#¹ ⁾ ⋆ ☠︎︎ ⋆˙⊹ ◞ 𝑂𝑂𝐶 : general . '#he can never WIN#stares at the picture with the saddest look like ‘this would’ve been so cute but my eyes’#it’s the same thing that happens to dogs when you snap a photo of them while it’s dark — their eyes glow a different color
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Isn't it funny that the 'fans' who always go on about how they are the ones who look closely at everything, claim they do all the marketing for louis are the ones first in line to outrage and virtue signal without even trying to look deeper? saying the brand is on steeper side and not affordable to them is something I can accept. But getting angry at louis and saying this a cash grab??? Cash grab??? 28 clothing?????
Sometimes fandom is treated like the olympics - how many shows you go to, how much merch you have, how many vinyls of the same album etc etc so take that into account PLUS the fact that it's never easy to admit you can't afford something, whatever the reason might be (incl. stuff that is out of control for both the fans and louis such as currency exchange rates and shipping rates), so I feel like it's easier to come up and start saying it's too expensive?
28 clothing isn't shein making stuff in sweatshops nor it's adidas or nike having a global distribution network. The prices are FINE. It's not merch. They'll be trying to establish the brand as something akin to the street/skate/athletic brands from London, LA and Brooklyn that Louis wears.
It's ok to admit you're not the target market. You don't need to start ~discourse~ about the ethics of the fashion world and capitalism. You don't need to hold Louis to impossible standards just because for once he's not doing something "for you". Parasocial relationship gone wrong.
Also, breaking news, if you've ever consumed something from/by Louis, he's made money off your back. That's how it works. But suddenly it's a problem??? Get out.
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Luzu being wrongfully incarcerated for crimes he didn't commit, and people never believing he's telling the truth is such an awful trend in k4, I love it
#he can never win#everyone is against him no matter what he does#'don't trust anyone they're all evil' is something that he had so engrained in his brain it was still there in a whole new dimension#yeah#anyways i love k!luzu he's my bbg <3#alien k4 blogging
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you lot tire me. keyword of that quote is a big IF. he shouldn’t even be asked about it in the first place but he can never be right to everyone on this.
what do you want him to say? yes i’ve sat in his contract negotiations and know everything that’s happening? bffr
#another good example of why max should never talk of other drivers#he can never win#even if he is nice and says great things about them#ppl need to stop acting like max is duty bound to come to your favs defence#whether about daniel or checo#everything he says is treated like a catastrophe like he’s here to serve an agenda
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additional thoughts on why they had better stick to sword drills: Liu Qingge would doki-doki himself into a qi deviation and Shen "middle sibling" Qingqiu would immediately ruin his ~aloof immortal~ persona
#svsss#liushen#liu qingge#shen qingqiu#would sqq beat lqg in an actual fight? no.#would sqq succeed in winning exactly once because there's no world in which lqg is prepared for how dirty sqq will fight#once it's a wrestling match and he's having flashbacks to his older siblings trying to pin him and subsequently bluescreens when#sqq fucking licks him in order to get him to let go? yes.#neither of them are going to recover from that. it can never ever EVER be mentioned again for very different reasons#sqq is beyond embarrassed his face is too thin for this#lqg is lying awake at night reliving it#my art
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thanks for listening
#look at me#look at m#i need you to ignore canon for a second and let them have this moment#it occured to me that soundwave would’ve been the only one who could hear bee after he got his voice ripped out#and i drew this so fast#someone called them ‘soundad and bumbleson’ aND THATS ALL IVE BEEN HINKING ABOUT HAHHUAHA#i have a lot of thoughts about these two#soundwave is probably really accustomed to liars and twofacers after being around characters like starscream for so long#so when he meets bee#and all he gets is this blind honest truth from everything he says#he’s probably blindsided by it#like this little guy. this little yellow guy#has so much faith and love and nothing to gain from giving it away#it’s not some ploy with ulterior motives or lie to win his favour like starscream or sentinel#nope. this little guy just radiates the plain honesty of his truth#that he adores him#and soundwave has never seen anything like it before#soundwave#transformers#maccadam#b 127#transformers one#tf one#SORRY FOR THR PARAGRAPH RANT YOU CAN PRY THEIR FATHER SON DYNAMIC FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS#and yes bee still calls megatron dee in his head#he never stopped#zorangetf
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Ford loves them
#gravity falls#fiddauthor#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls fiddleford#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#stanford pines#raccoon wife#stanford can never win but that’s ok#he loves them#fiddlesix#fordsquared
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I just realized that with all the rookies entering the sport next year, Fernando Alonso will have been in F1 longer than 5 of his fellow drivers have been ALIVE
Alonso has more F1 experience than Piastri, Lawson, Doohan, Bearman, Antonelli, and Colapinto have life experience.
He will have spent more time in F1 than 25% of the grid have spent breathing. Bro really is HIM
#I can barely even comprehend the advantage this gives him like holy fuck#I hope he never retires this is getting funnier every fucking year#I need him to be like 46 years old and win a championship against a grid that’s like 50% born after he joined the sport lol#Fernando Alonso#formula one#formula 1#f1#Alonso
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Literally after every time they talk to Connor, I pray for their downfall
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Imagine it's like, 10 years later and not only does Sanji realize that Zoro is kind of his best friend, but he also spends all of his time with him??? And he kind of loves him??? And in all of their time together, Sanji has rarely sought out other companionship (rarer over time) and Zoro has never seemed interested in it???
"OH MY GOD!"
"It's not a big deal, cook."
"I HAVEN'T SPENT A SINGLE DAY WITHOUT YOU IN SEVEN YEARS."
"And you've gotten on my nerves every single one of those 2,556 days."
"WE SHARE A BED!"
"I'm almost always on night watch and you're up before anyone else. Waste of space to each have our own."
"BUT WE SLEEP IN IT TOGETHER HALF THE TIME!"
"At least you don't kick in your sleep. And you always bitch about being cold when you're alone, so I'm not seeing the problem here."
"OH MY GOD, ARE WE DATING? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT ARE WE???"
#he's in an absolute crisis over it while zoro has always just shrugged and accepted every new stage of their dating-but-not-really intimacy#he still gets to fight the cook all he wants anyway so what's a little constant daily companionship and night cuddling between nakama?#note: zoro has never dated anyone and his last close friend before the Straw Hats was at age 11.#so his views of interpersonal relationships are a little skewed. Basically anything that isn't kissing or sex is ''stuff friends do''#imagine discovering during Sanji's crisis that they can have the exact same relationship but with added kissing and stuff??? total win#zosan
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"who are you anyway?"
your destinies are so painfully intertwined that you either keep the fabric of reality intact or tear it apart depending on your togetherness.
he is your catalyst, missing cog, and the magic you have been so obsessed with for as long as you can remember.
#arcane#jayvik#jayce talis#viktor#viktor arcane#rewatching the scenes to make this gifset made me realise again that jayvik are in fact canon. idgaf what that man says#they doubted me when i shipped them in 2021#guess who's winning now#does he know. that he would be the love of his life. in every life.#in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this is still an insane line btw#hit it jeff buckley IT'S NEVER OVERRRR#hit it chappell roan IT'S NOT OVER 'TIL IT'S OVER OH IT'S NEVER OVER#moonmusings
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The game is called Strawberries and he always wins
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Obliviously fruity vs excellent gaydar (inspired by @justin-chapmanswers's last stream lol)
#inanimate insanity#ii taco#taco ii#oj ii#ii oj#payjay#implied payjay#ii mic#mic ii#loomy's memes#loomy's art#i think salt turned him off of romance so hard that he just didnt really think abt his sexuality#then he woke up next to paper one day and was like “oh shit”#and then went on about his usual business#everyone thought he was gay but in the closet so they never said anything#but he was actually just oblivious to it until he wasnt#his coming out was literally just “salt im GAY leave me ALONE”#he didnt make a big deal out of it and everyone else knew so they all just moved on#other than salt but yk#and taco can sniff out a fellow queer from 2763 miles away#she wins many bets thanks to this#mostly bets with nickel#hopefully this isnt too crunchy#trying to embrace the suck so i can have fun#embrace the suck!!!!!! i can do it!!!#*explodes*
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