#he can never win
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undead-knick-knack · 1 month ago
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Matt: And right now your hole is pretty- 🤐
Laura: Uh-huh, our hole is pretty what 😏
Matt:
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The hole is pretty full
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friccafracc · 9 months ago
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do you think strandy blushes and kyas hoping to heroically save his crush during the unknowing only to find out he isnt even there when it happens
HE WOULD BE SO DISAPPOINTED LMAOOO
He’s like “I’m finally gonna have a chance to prove that I can be good and he’ll like me” only for him not show up so his cool heroic plan never pans out
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justaboutsnapped · 9 months ago
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is the not stable in the room with us where r u getting this from
tired of mfs who know 0 things about nico rosberg as a person outside of maybe 3 taken-out-of-context tiktoks and a dozen twitter threads. why r u even invested in brocedes if ur constantly disparaging about one of the guys 😭
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dogsrot · 9 months ago
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fenrir who loves taking pictures vs the flash constantly causing his eyes to glow and ruin the photo
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berlinini · 1 year ago
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Isn't it funny that the 'fans' who always go on about how they are the ones who look closely at everything, claim they do all the marketing for louis are the ones first in line to outrage and virtue signal without even trying to look deeper? saying the brand is on steeper side and not affordable to them is something I can accept. But getting angry at louis and saying this a cash grab??? Cash grab??? 28 clothing?????
Sometimes fandom is treated like the olympics - how many shows you go to, how much merch you have, how many vinyls of the same album etc etc so take that into account PLUS the fact that it's never easy to admit you can't afford something, whatever the reason might be (incl. stuff that is out of control for both the fans and louis such as currency exchange rates and shipping rates), so I feel like it's easier to come up and start saying it's too expensive?
28 clothing isn't shein making stuff in sweatshops nor it's adidas or nike having a global distribution network. The prices are FINE. It's not merch. They'll be trying to establish the brand as something akin to the street/skate/athletic brands from London, LA and Brooklyn that Louis wears.
It's ok to admit you're not the target market. You don't need to start ~discourse~ about the ethics of the fashion world and capitalism. You don't need to hold Louis to impossible standards just because for once he's not doing something "for you". Parasocial relationship gone wrong.
Also, breaking news, if you've ever consumed something from/by Louis, he's made money off your back. That's how it works. But suddenly it's a problem??? Get out.
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alien-girl-21 · 2 years ago
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Luzu being wrongfully incarcerated for crimes he didn't commit, and people never believing he's telling the truth is such an awful trend in k4, I love it
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sunfl0wer71 · 4 months ago
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you lot tire me. keyword of that quote is a big IF. he shouldn’t even be asked about it in the first place but he can never be right to everyone on this.
what do you want him to say? yes i’ve sat in his contract negotiations and know everything that’s happening? bffr
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benevolenterrancy · 3 months ago
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additional thoughts on why they had better stick to sword drills: Liu Qingge would doki-doki himself into a qi deviation and Shen "middle sibling" Qingqiu would immediately ruin his ~aloof immortal~ persona
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zorangezest · 2 months ago
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thanks for listening
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zellaroonie · 1 month ago
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Ford loves them
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super-max-verstappen · 4 months ago
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I just realized that with all the rookies entering the sport next year, Fernando Alonso will have been in F1 longer than 5 of his fellow drivers have been ALIVE
Alonso has more F1 experience than Piastri, Lawson, Doohan, Bearman, Antonelli, and Colapinto have life experience.
He will have spent more time in F1 than 25% of the grid have spent breathing. Bro really is HIM
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falklore · 2 years ago
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Literally after every time they talk to Connor, I pray for their downfall
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deadboyswalking · 3 months ago
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Imagine it's like, 10 years later and not only does Sanji realize that Zoro is kind of his best friend, but he also spends all of his time with him??? And he kind of loves him??? And in all of their time together, Sanji has rarely sought out other companionship (rarer over time) and Zoro has never seemed interested in it???
"OH MY GOD!"
"It's not a big deal, cook."
"I HAVEN'T SPENT A SINGLE DAY WITHOUT YOU IN SEVEN YEARS."
"And you've gotten on my nerves every single one of those 2,556 days."
"WE SHARE A BED!"
"I'm almost always on night watch and you're up before anyone else. Waste of space to each have our own."
"BUT WE SLEEP IN IT TOGETHER HALF THE TIME!"
"At least you don't kick in your sleep. And you always bitch about being cold when you're alone, so I'm not seeing the problem here."
"OH MY GOD, ARE WE DATING? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT ARE WE???"
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moonslitmuse · 2 months ago
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"who are you anyway?"
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your destinies are so painfully intertwined that you either keep the fabric of reality intact or tear it apart depending on your togetherness.
he is your catalyst, missing cog, and the magic you have been so obsessed with for as long as you can remember.
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toorurii · 5 months ago
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The game is called Strawberries and he always wins
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numberonetacostan · 10 days ago
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Obliviously fruity vs excellent gaydar (inspired by @justin-chapmanswers's last stream lol)
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