#he can never win
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do you think strandy blushes and kyas hoping to heroically save his crush during the unknowing only to find out he isnt even there when it happens
HE WOULD BE SO DISAPPOINTED LMAOOO
He’s like “I’m finally gonna have a chance to prove that I can be good and he’ll like me” only for him not show up so his cool heroic plan never pans out
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is the not stable in the room with us where r u getting this from
tired of mfs who know 0 things about nico rosberg as a person outside of maybe 3 taken-out-of-context tiktoks and a dozen twitter threads. why r u even invested in brocedes if ur constantly disparaging about one of the guys 😭
#he can never win#if he doesn't talk about lewis it's “he's trying so hard to win the idgaf war"#if he talks about lewis disparagingly it's “what a sore loser”#if he compliments lewis it's “he's so obsessed get over it already”
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fenrir who loves taking pictures vs the flash constantly causing his eyes to glow and ruin the photo
#¹ ⁾ ⋆ ☠︎︎ ⋆˙⊹ ◞ 𝑂𝑂𝐶 : general . '#he can never WIN#stares at the picture with the saddest look like ‘this would’ve been so cute but my eyes’#it’s the same thing that happens to dogs when you snap a photo of them while it’s dark — their eyes glow a different color
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why is he always in the middle of it
#✧ ━ dash commentary.#reno vc why does bad things always happen to morally ambiguous people#gonna get chewed out by tseng and used as a meat shield for sora#he can never win
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Isn't it funny that the 'fans' who always go on about how they are the ones who look closely at everything, claim they do all the marketing for louis are the ones first in line to outrage and virtue signal without even trying to look deeper? saying the brand is on steeper side and not affordable to them is something I can accept. But getting angry at louis and saying this a cash grab??? Cash grab??? 28 clothing?????
Sometimes fandom is treated like the olympics - how many shows you go to, how much merch you have, how many vinyls of the same album etc etc so take that into account PLUS the fact that it's never easy to admit you can't afford something, whatever the reason might be (incl. stuff that is out of control for both the fans and louis such as currency exchange rates and shipping rates), so I feel like it's easier to come up and start saying it's too expensive?
28 clothing isn't shein making stuff in sweatshops nor it's adidas or nike having a global distribution network. The prices are FINE. It's not merch. They'll be trying to establish the brand as something akin to the street/skate/athletic brands from London, LA and Brooklyn that Louis wears.
It's ok to admit you're not the target market. You don't need to start ~discourse~ about the ethics of the fashion world and capitalism. You don't need to hold Louis to impossible standards just because for once he's not doing something "for you". Parasocial relationship gone wrong.
Also, breaking news, if you've ever consumed something from/by Louis, he's made money off your back. That's how it works. But suddenly it's a problem??? Get out.
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Luzu being wrongfully incarcerated for crimes he didn't commit, and people never believing he's telling the truth is such an awful trend in k4, I love it
#he can never win#everyone is against him no matter what he does#'don't trust anyone they're all evil' is something that he had so engrained in his brain it was still there in a whole new dimension#yeah#anyways i love k!luzu he's my bbg <3#alien k4 blogging
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you lot tire me. keyword of that quote is a big IF. he shouldn’t even be asked about it in the first place but he can never be right to everyone on this.
what do you want him to say? yes i’ve sat in his contract negotiations and know everything that’s happening? bffr
#another good example of why max should never talk of other drivers#he can never win#even if he is nice and says great things about them#ppl need to stop acting like max is duty bound to come to your favs defence#whether about daniel or checo#everything he says is treated like a catastrophe like he’s here to serve an agenda
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additional thoughts on why they had better stick to sword drills: Liu Qingge would doki-doki himself into a qi deviation and Shen "middle sibling" Qingqiu would immediately ruin his ~aloof immortal~ persona
#svsss#liushen#liu qingge#shen qingqiu#would sqq beat lqg in an actual fight? no.#would sqq succeed in winning exactly once because there's no world in which lqg is prepared for how dirty sqq will fight#once it's a wrestling match and he's having flashbacks to his older siblings trying to pin him and subsequently bluescreens when#sqq fucking licks him in order to get him to let go? yes.#neither of them are going to recover from that. it can never ever EVER be mentioned again for very different reasons#sqq is beyond embarrassed his face is too thin for this#lqg is lying awake at night reliving it#my art
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Sukuna wins every basketball game he plays, makes every basket he shoots, and wins every medal that can be won. But the one thing he didn't win?
No Nut November.
It's a silly game his teammate, Gojo, introduced to him; and, originally, Sukuna wasn't going to entertain any of that, but, after a whole lot of nagging, and bribing, and coercing, Sukuna accepted the challenge. What he didn't expect, was for it to be so . . . hard. Literally.
"You're doing this on purpose."
You raised a brow, throwing a pointed look towards Sukuna from your spot across the sofa. "Doing what?"
"Wearing that." Your boyfriend looked you up and down, as if trying to prove a point.
"Baby, what are you talking about?"
Scoffing, Sukuna crossed his arms over his chest. "Don't play coy with me. You're literally wearing a fucking tank top with shorts that barely cover your ass."
Still not understanding, you couldn't help the side glance you gave Sukuna, before saying, "So?"
"It's November, dumbass. Literally cold as fuck in this apartment, and you're practically shoving your tits and shaking your ass in front of my face."
". . .Why would you complain about that?"
Sukuna audibly facepalmed.
It took you a few moments to realize what your boyfriend was trying to get at, and you couldn't help but burst into laughter at his misery. "OHH! Is that why you decided to sit so far away from me? Aww, that's kind of cute, actually; it means you find me irresistible!"
"I find you irritating."
You laughed, crawling over on all fours to Sukuna's spot on the sofa, and pressing a long, chaste kiss to his cheek. "Sure, baby, whatever you say."
"Do you think I'm bluffing, you little brat?"
"I think you're adorable, Sukuna."
Yeah, okay, he'll admit it; Sukuna stood no chance against NNN. At least, not with the way you gave him that lovey-dovey look in your eyes, he couldn't.
Maybe next year, is what Sukuna says, as he pulls you down onto him, and shows you what a real kiss is like.
#who does he think he is fooling?#sukuna is never winning NNN#i can vouch#sukuna x reader#ryomen x reader#sukuna x you#jjk x reader#jjk x you#sukuna fluff#sukuna headcanons#em writes ˎˊ˗#em has an idea!#just a little drabble for the meantime
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I just realized that with all the rookies entering the sport next year, Fernando Alonso will have been in F1 longer than 5 of his fellow drivers have been ALIVE
Alonso has more F1 experience than Piastri, Lawson, Doohan, Bearman, Antonelli, and Colapinto have life experience.
He will have spent more time in F1 than 25% of the grid have spent breathing. Bro really is HIM
#I can barely even comprehend the advantage this gives him like holy fuck#I hope he never retires this is getting funnier every fucking year#I need him to be like 46 years old and win a championship against a grid that’s like 50% born after he joined the sport lol#Fernando Alonso#formula one#formula 1#f1#Alonso
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Literally after every time they talk to Connor, I pray for their downfall
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Imagine it's like, 10 years later and not only does Sanji realize that Zoro is kind of his best friend, but he also spends all of his time with him??? And he kind of loves him??? And in all of their time together, Sanji has rarely sought out other companionship (rarer over time) and Zoro has never seemed interested in it???
"OH MY GOD!"
"It's not a big deal, cook."
"I HAVEN'T SPENT A SINGLE DAY WITHOUT YOU IN SEVEN YEARS."
"And you've gotten on my nerves every single one of those 2,556 days."
"WE SHARE A BED!"
"I'm almost always on night watch and you're up before anyone else. Waste of space to each have our own."
"BUT WE SLEEP IN IT TOGETHER HALF THE TIME!"
"At least you don't kick in your sleep. And you always bitch about being cold when you're alone, so I'm not seeing the problem here."
"OH MY GOD, ARE WE DATING? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT ARE WE???"
#he's in an absolute crisis over it while zoro has always just shrugged and accepted every new stage of their dating-but-not-really intimacy#he still gets to fight the cook all he wants anyway so what's a little constant daily companionship and night cuddling between nakama?#note: zoro has never dated anyone and his last close friend before the Straw Hats was at age 11.#so his views of interpersonal relationships are a little skewed. Basically anything that isn't kissing or sex is ''stuff friends do''#imagine discovering during Sanji's crisis that they can have the exact same relationship but with added kissing and stuff??? total win#zosan
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The game is called Strawberries and he always wins
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ever think about twelve being so sick of losing people, especially losing people because of their belief in him as a hero, like amy. so he strips off that mask and shows how cold and calculating he is willing to be with lives and he chooses a face that shows his age and stops hiding his danger behind a charming smile or a bow tie. he does it as a kindness, so Clara knows what she's getting into. and she does. and she gets into it anyway. and it makes him even more desperate not to lose her. so he breaks all of his own rules, everything he stood for because just once he didn't want to have to lose someone. he went to the end of space and time the long way round, he beat death and he betrayed the home he spent his life searching for to try save her. for once he chose what he wanted, her, over the universe.
and after all that, all he managed to do was make it so she lost him instead.
#something something death/loss is his constant companion#no matter how far he runs#or how desperate he becomes#also. i know her losing him also very much means he loses her#but my impression from his demeanour in the diner#compared to heaven sent#theres much less of a feeling of grief#more of a hole#hes confused#and can feel something missing#but hes not as deeply grieving as heaven sent#anyway.#going insane abt him.#and how he can never ever win#not really#squids bullshit#doctor who#dr who#twelfth doctor#12th doctor#peter capaldi#heaven sent#face the raven#hell bent#🌌#1️⃣2️⃣#clara oswald
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the star you've longed for
#PLEASE WATCH REVUE STARLIGHT!!!!!!💥💥💥💥💥#project sekai#revue starlight#pjsk#emu otori#nene kusanagi#emunene#prsk#proseka#yuri win. i make my fav pairing fight tothe death#HAPPY EMUNENE WEEK LOOOOOL#Can i be hinestni think this sucks it took way too long cause i forgot how to draw for a week#im seeing demons and stuff. i feel more normal now. Also you may recall emu has a big hammer for revstar#thats the bottom of it the gem thing all the weapons have hers is sharp#i remember seeing meta post abt how mahiru has a blunt weapon because she never actually aimed for the lead role#rather she only wanted to be by karen's side. so her weapon wasnt capable of cutting anything in the first place#Fastforward to the movie and well LOLLLLL#though i think its funny in the movie her mace is still mostly used for i timidation againstbhikari.. bc again shes not winning for a lead#revue starlight youre neat. maybe i like revstar.#<- has been insane for 4+ years#Needed their pose to be smth where nenes weapon isnt visible because I DONT KNOW WHAT WEAPON TO GIVE HER. OOMFS HELP. I NEED A NENE WEAPON.#i thought some sort of polearm/spear/halberd etc something with range but that can be ambitious#but i feel like smth with that much footwork needed doesnt suit her.. And she cant hsve a sniper i dont think thatwould fucking work#aruru gets pistols in the revue but aruru also is Ummm well shes uhhh. [screaming] [car crash]#throwing knives would be funny wouldnt it. Put that gamer aim to use#idk if the emunene week tag is on here but i'll donit anyways#emuneneweek2024#EDIT: i have decided nene gets a rapier. its awesome. thanks for coming#tsukasa has his giant flag and i dont want to budge on that. im thinking about giving rui the throwing knives since he juggles.#it would be funny. saki + rui knife juggling
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the crows would have absolutely loved monopoly
#i feel so sad they never got to play#au where all they do. every day. is play monopoly#thats the heist thats the plot#them enjoying and bickering#all six of them#cuz all six are happy and alive#(im ignoring kiwi sorry guys)#kaz would get waaaaaay too into it#wylan would be incredible#he memorises the property names based off the colours#nina doesnt even care about winning she just buys the properties that kaz goes for#they never let jesper be banker even though he begs to be every time#the only person who can be banker is matthias#inej secretly moves her piece extra steps during other people's turns and only kaz realises#but he doesn't say anything even though he wants to win#the winner is almost always either kaz or wylan#inej comes close a few times#jesper has never once won but still claims he's best#nina tries to seduce matthias into giving her more money#it (almost) never works#soc#six of crows#ck#crooked kingdom#kaz#inej#kaz brekker#kanej#matthias helvar#jesper
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