#he believed he was IN L O V E with phil

[cosmic-d1ce]

youre telling me ppl actually see q!Forever & q!Phil's interactions and go "mm yes this is definitely platonic" are you serious

[that-sokovian-bastard]

The Very First Night - Natasha Romanoff x Reader

Words: 2129 Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x Reader Featuring: Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Phil Coulson, other Avengers Warnings: Drinking Summary: Inspired by The Very First Night by Taylor Swift, you are a former SHIELD agent who now works with Stark Industries. After two years, you get to see the person you're in love with again. Author's Note: Fluff. Takes place after Iron Man 2 and during Avengers 1. I l o v e this song so much. Italics are flashbacks or song lyrics.

Omg, it's the last fic for girl-next-door-write 's bingo challenge!! This is for the fluff square. I can't believe it's over ahhhhh

Natasha / Bingo / Full Masterlist

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2010

"You submit the report to Fury?" You asked Natasha when she came out of her room in the small apartment.

"Yep, he said we're good to get back to SHIELD whenever we're ready to move on," She told you with a small smile. "Are you excited?"

You didn't respond for a minute and looked down at your feet as you sat still on the couch. "Oh," Natasha sighed. "You're not coming back to SHIELD, are you?"

Slowly, you shook your head. "Pepper offered me to keep the secretary job with some added responsibilities that would fit my, er, skillset. I think I'm going to take it," You told her, still not looking up.

Even though you didn't look up, you did hear her walk towards the living room and sit on the couch. She put her arm on your shoulder, and her other hand guided your chin to look at her. "I think that will be great for you. I know you never felt like SHIELD fit you. Maybe here would be better," Natasha encouraged you. "Even though I'll miss you." She dropped her hand off your chin and sighed.

You chuckled. "I'll miss you too, Nat. I talked to Fury about it briefly, and he thinks it's a good opportunity. He did say I'm welcome at SHIELD any time if it doesn't work out."

"Then what's the harm in staying? Give it a shot. You know I'll always support whatever decisions you make," She reminded you.

That night, you two made the most of being together since Natasha would go back to SHIELD for her next mission the following day. You just enjoyed each other's company, not knowing that it would be the last time you'd see each other for years.

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2012

After working closely with Pepper and Tony in Stark Industries and Iron Man duties, you formed a close bond with both of them. You went with them when they went to Stark Tower in New York and back to California when they were out west. Your job was great, and you love working with them every day, making this friendship one of the best ones you've had. You loved SHIELD, but you fit in so much better with Pepper and Tony at Stark Industries.

Now, you were sitting in the big living room in Stark Tower, looking at the beautiful skyline of New York, taking the night off work with your friends. It had only been two years since you chose this gig, and it was already some of the best years of your life. Here you sat, lightly drinking and laughing loudly with no cares in the world. Tony just got back from flying around, and it is time to celebrate.

"I feel like we're so close, yet I know so little about you," Pepper directed towards you. "That's why I love being here because then you're stuck in the same building with us so we can learn some more," She said. It was true; when you went to Stark Tower with them, you stayed in one of the extra bedrooms, so it kept the trip as simple as possible. Plus, JARVIS recognized you, so there weren't any issues there.

"What do you want to know this time?" You asked and took a sip of your drink, holding your finger up to finish your thought before Pepper asked anything. "You only get a limited amount of questions, you know."

She laughed. "Of course," She said. "You've never brought a plus one to any of the parties Tony throws. Why not?"

"Hitting me with the hard questions right off the bat, Pepper!" You accused, and she started to protest, but you shook your head to clarify it was only a joke. "I don't know; I guess I focus on other things."

Tony scoffed. "Oh, come on. You don't have anyone?"

You shrugged. "I mean, I did a few years ago. We weren't planning on falling in love, but we did, and then we broke each other's hearts," You started. "They moved away, and we promised to stay friends, but I guess we've just been too busy to keep up with each other."

"That's a shame. Maybe you'll get to see them again someday and reignite that fire," Pepper said, putting an optimistic spin on it.

Tony and Pepper argued slightly about the outlook on this conversation, and now Tony wanted to track down your lost love, while Pepper kept telling him not to interfere. However, you were stuck thinking in your head again.

"You'll never catch me!" You shouted, running down the hallway with Natasha half-heartedly chasing you through the apartment.

"There are not too many places to go in here; I think I'll manage," She smirked when she cornered you in the kitchen. "Where are you going to go now?"

You smiled back at her and held your hand out. "Give me your hand," You said, not giving her a choice, and just grabbed it. You swiftly played a song off your phone and started to move around, dancing slowly. "Come on, dance with me," You tried to convince her.

"Will you give me back my folder?" She groaned.

"No, that's work. We're off the clock right now," You whined, still trying to get a dance out of her.

Natasha playfully rolled her eyes. "Are we ever?"

"Right now, we are," You said. "Dance with me; then you can have your folder back, okay?" You asked, and she finally gave in. You two danced around the kitchen, barely matching the beat, spinning, jumping, and laughing. While you promised to give it back to her after one song, you two ended up dancing around for much longer, finally catching the beat and enjoying being in each other's arms.

No one knows how much you miss her.

As you were caught in your daydream, thinking of the times from a few years ago, and Tony and Pepper's playful arguing in the background, all of you were cut off when JARVIS alerted Tony to a phone call. He answered it, trying to get out of it and get the person to leave a message. You recognized the voice, but it didn't hit you until the elevator opened, and Phil Coulson was standing in the big room, looking serious.

"Phil!" Pepper smiled and immediately stood up, Tony trailing behind her. You watched from the couch, afraid of where this conversation was going.

Pepper tried to make small talk, but it was clear Coulson was here for other reasons. "We need you two," He gestured to Tony and you, still on the couch, "To look this over," He said and tried to hand Tony the file, which he tried to get out of, but it still ended up in his hands.

"Is this about the Avengers?" Pepper asked, then caught herself. "Which I know nothing about."

"It was scrapped, I thought. And I didn't even qualify," Tony complained as he started to walk over to the table by the window, waving his hand so you would follow.

Pepper scrambled over when Tony called for her. You still hadn't said a word since Coulson walked in, a million anxiety-filled things going through your mind right now.

"What is all this?" Pepper asked after some more bickering with Tony.

Tony sighed. "This is..." He paused and made all the files show up around the room. "This."

All of you looked from screen to screen, pausing on each different person. Your heart jumped into your throat when you saw Natasha was part of this team, right there next to you. Logically, you should have seen this coming, but after two years of no contact? It was scarier than whatever threat Fury wanted the seven of you to go against.

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While Tony dealt with a fight in the woods, Fury had someone pick you up and bring you to the Helicarrier. You had talked to Fury over the last two years, so at least that wasn't weird, but it was like fate was working against you, and every time you were about to run into Natasha, you just missed her.

The man, Loki, was captured and detained, which meant it was time for a debriefing meeting. Tony met you where you were waiting and informed you of what went on against the Gods. You followed him and Coulson through the helicarrier while Tony made small talk with Coulson, offering to fly him out on vacation.

Once Coulson told you they got Clint, it got much more serious.

"What do they need the iridium for?" You heard a voice come from the open room as you, Tony, and Coulson walked up to it. You recognized him as Dr. Banner from the files you and Tony read.

"It's a stabilizing agent," Tony answered, then turned to Coulson to finish their conversations. All four of the people sitting around the table were now looking at the three of you, not saying anything else. "It means the portal won't collapse on itself like it did at SHIELD." Tony started to explain what you and he already knew to the rest of the team, making it known that he knew what he was talking about.

You kept your eyes fixed on Tony as you followed him, your heart beating so loud that you thought it was going to burst out of your chest.

As Tony and Banner went back and forth, you took a seat at the table and sat quietly, listening to them talk. You were still staring at them, trying to make your nervousness seem like nothing. "Shall we play, doctor?" Tony asked, and they both went to leave the room. "Oh!" Tony turned back to the table, everyone looking at him again. "This is my friend and former SHIELD agent I told you about," Tony introduced you quickly, then left it at that and walked away with Dr. Banner.

"So it seems now we just have to wait for them to do their job," Natasha said, excusing herself from the table. At that, Captain America and Thor also left their spots at the table, Captain America going down the same hallway Tony and Banner did, Thor going to see Coulson. You stood up slowly, intending to follow Natasha.

"Hey," Maria Hill caught you off guard. "It's good to have you back," She smiled.

"It's good to see you," You nodded at her, then made up some excuse and rushed off down the way Nat went.

She couldn't have gotten far, and now you were much less nervous, maybe even slightly upset. "Natasha!" You shouted when you heard footsteps speeding up, but once you yelled, they stopped.

Finally, you caught up to her, and she was waiting for you. "I was wondering when you'd even look at me," She crossed her arms. "How have you been?"

You sighed. "You never returned any of my messages. It's been two years," You cut straight to the point.

"What are you talking about?" She looked confused. "I never got any messages."

Now, you were confused. "I sent so many the first few months after you left," You sighed, giving up being angry. There was probably a miscommunication in those messages sent or being received. "It doesn't matter. I've missed you," You said. "A lot."

"I've missed you too," Natasha dropped her crossed arms and gave you a soft smile.

"It's kind of funny," You started. "Tony and Pepper were asking me about relationships just the other day."

"Oh?" She cocked an eyebrow.

You shrugged. "I told them I'd only had something with one person," You continued, and Natasha gave you a look enticing you to go on. "When we first arrived in California. I remember the night at the hotel; I was riding in the car when we both fell," You said. "You don't know how much I've missed you."

"I'd like to think I do because if so, it's the same as I've missed you," She said, draping her arms around your neck and looking into your eyes.

"God, I wish that we could go back in time," You sighed, and you knew you didn't have to elaborate because Natasha was thinking the same thing. As you stood there in the empty hallway, staring at each other, it felt like that very first night. Slowly, you two leaned in and shared a kiss for the first time in years. And it was perfect, just like you remembered.

Natasha smirked again when you both released, still looking at you. "Let's agree to not go that long again, okay?" She asked, and you nodded in agreement. "Great," She moved her hands from around you and grabbed your hand. "Now, let's go kick this guy's ass."

Take me away

To you

[glattandblade]

Fluff Alphabet with C!Technoblade

By Author Glatt

hi! so heres a filler inbetween fics, im currently writing 3 and im trying to take my time, so in the mean time i whipped up this, im also posting an nsfw one later :)

Warnings: none

Hc Template by: @ magical-warlock 

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

Techno usually likes to stay inside, cuddling you and bonding over books you read, sometimes you guys go adventuring together but techno is pretty protective

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

Techno could care less about looks, but he usually prefers his s/o abit heavier since it reminds him of aphrodite!

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

Techno would be great at this, having known how it feels. He’d learn what you need, trying not to overwhelm you and just wrap you in a blanket and hand you water/whatever you need and hold you.

D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

Techno doesn't really have a picture in mind, but he does know he will be with his s/o forever, he's dedicated to you, he’s content how it is now, so he’ll do whatever you want

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

Dominant! Definitely dominant.

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

It would take a lot to piss off techno, considering he’s head over heels with you, it would take a bit to forgive you.

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

Very grateful! Techno is grateful for every day with you, and he thanks the gods they gifted him with you.

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

Techno likes to be fairly honest about everything, even the voices, but he refuses to reshare anything from battles or certain things the voices say, they don't want to make his s/o uncomfortable or anything.

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

Techno definitely had his life lit up, he was getting rather lonely alone in his cottage, but he looked forward to coming home from battles.

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

Techno wouldn't get jealous too easily, he knows you love him as much as he does, although he does have times he gets jealous. 

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

I dont think techno would be too good at kissing at first, his first kiss would be with you, very clumsy but he’d learn quick and get good at it.

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

Oh god- it was awkward.  Techno has never done this before, what was the proper way? He asked philza’s opinion, and he ended up on your doorstep with a gold bracelet, and asked to court you.

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

Techno would definitely marry you, i feel he’d propose somewhere you were the most happy (like if you liked going adventuring to x) the marriage would be great, although he was always worried about losing you.

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

Techno would start calling the reader Porkchop! It kinda stuck, i think it would come from phil! And also princess, hes HUGE on princess/prince, because you are one in his eyes!

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

Its not obvious at all, people were shocked when it came out you were dating, he never really talked about you and you never did PDA, he likes to keep it in private.

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

Techno prefers not to do PDA, but if asked he will confirm hes in a relationship with you, if you really wanted to he’d hold your hand in public.

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.

He’s quite tall! So it makes for great cuddles, that and i feel like he would always have an instinct to trade, just like piglins. So when you got him gifts, he would give plenty of gifts back :)

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

Techno wouldnt be that romantic at first, hes still getting the hang of it, but as time goes on he would be more romantic, he’d be rather creative.

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

Of course! Techno would reassure you and do everything in his power to help achieve your goals.

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

He’d be down to try out new things, but he prefers to keep to a certain routine

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

He knows you pretty well, and he is empathetic but sometimes you get into fights bc hes a sarcastic asshole and he doesn't seem sarcastic and seems /srs

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

It means so much to him. Man would be taken back to be executed if it meant your safety

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

Techno gets embarrassed by it, but he loves when you scratch the back of his ears, it feels nice! If hes having a rather bad day, you guys will cuddle and you’ll just scratch his ears

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

In private? Fuck yes. Man is rather touchy

Y earning - How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?

Well, hes usually out killing, so killing (get it ig) he’d be kinda urked and you could tell lol

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

Like stated, he’d sacrifice himself for you, he’s hell-bent on keeping you safe, since he's such a big target from everyone.

Masterlist

[awesamblr]

PART TWO OF GHOSTBUR!!! Since you seemed to like the first one! :D

They all pause for a moment to take in what they just heard.

Wilbur...? Doesn't remember them...?

Tommy is the first one to speak up, sounding more hurt and confused with just an edge of anger to the words. "We...We're your family, Wilbur!! Wil- ...Wil are you-" Tommy doesn't want to believe that Wilbur doesn't remember them, he doesn't want that... "Wil, you better not be fucking with us-" he starts again, sounding more angry, fresh tears beginning to fall. "Cause if you are, I swear to god-"

And he stops as he finds a hand on his shoulder. Tommy turns and finds Techno.

"Tommy...he doesn't remember us Tommy..."

Wilbur shifts around, floating around slightly and awkwardly. "Y-you all seem to care a whole lot..." his hand moves to his chest. "I can't remember how I died...I can hardly remember anything...I'm so sorry if you knew me well..."

Tommy gets angry again- calling it anger is a disservice to the emotional turmoil, he was upset and scared and happy and so so sad- and Techno gets ready to hold him back again when another voice interrupts them.

"Knew you...?" It was Phil... "Knew you??" He pulled up his hanging head and tears ran freely. "Hell, Wilbur- I RAISED YOU!! I know you better than I know myself!! Wilbur, don't you recognize me? Recognize us?" He takes a step toward Wil and so much pain and hurt reflects in Phil's eyes- it hurt to look at them. "Wilbur we're your family! Those are your brothers...!! And I'm-" he remembers the explosion, the pleading of his son- kill me, kill me, please kill me- and takes a shattered breath. "And I'm your father."

Wilbur looks around at the broken family.

A boy who looks as if he once held his entire world in his hands, only to have it melt through his fingers and spill to the floor.

A man who looks like chaos incarnate, now heavy with guilt and shame, a horrible tiredness running through him endlessly.

A boy who looks as though he'd been through hell and back with a smile on his face, still trying to be happy for others around him.

A man who looks as though he had the world. As though he had absolutely everything. And now his everything was gone.

And Wilbur speaks. "Was..." he gulps in a breath at the teary eyes, almost not wanting to know the answer to the question on his tongue. "Was I a good brother?"

Memories flood the minds of the family.

Tommy recalls times of when him and Wilbur would make huge pillow forts when they were younger and of how whenever Tommy was upset, Wil would come up behind him and lay himself over his shoulders in a lazy gesture- not quite a hug, but something that felt the same.

Tommy also remembered Wilbur, eyes alive with insanity and agressive cruelty. The Wilbur that would scream at Tommy and pound his fist against the wall and tell Tommy that he was hopeless.

Techno remembers times in his life where him and Wilbur would sneak out of the house together to go hunt mobs- Wilbur never really wanted to be there, but Techno would never have gone without him. He remembered how when Techno would lock himself in his room and quietly panic, only to hear the calm strummings of a guitar from the other side of the door until Techno calmed down.

Techno also remembered the Wilbur that wanted to blow up Manburg, that wanted Techno's help in it's destruction. The Wilbur that craved chaos and hurt and pain. The Wilbur he had helped to destroy good.

Tubbo recalls times after he was adopted into the family, times where he would struggle with reading and writing and Wilbur would silently walk over and help him. He remembers times when he feels lost and Wilbur would pass by him humming a tune Tubbo would recognize, and soon the two of them would be singing loudly in the livingroom and laugh when Phil came down and yelled at them.

Tubbo also remembered Wilbur, actions shaky and plagued as he spouted on and on about Manburg and L'manburg and would sing stuttering and manic lyrics to a half-finished song and scribling them to a wall of his insanity.

Phil remembered Wilbur, the moment he came into Phil's life, the moments that he would have to wrangle the pure-hearted chaos of the boy with eyes that sparkled with neverending wonder and curiosity and passion. He remembered moments when Wilbur would begin to cry or leave the house telling the others he was "going for a walk" when they all knew he would break down the moment the house left his sight- he remembered the way he once cried for an injured bird when Phil told him the animal wouldn't make it, and remembered the way that Phil wasted a health potion on the little bird that night, just to see him smile again.

And Phil remembered the Wilbur in the control room. His eyes, his voice, his actions- a shattered and twisted version of what Phil had known him to be. The way his voice cracked and the way his eyes were alive with pain and madness and the way he fell to his knees as the home he had built was blown to bits. Phil remembered the way that on his knees still, Wilbur grappled onto Phil's coat and begged him over and over to end him, so much pain and hurt and trapped craze in his voice it shattered Phil.

"Was I a good brother?"

They were silent.

And then a small word from a small boy- a boy now president of a ruined land. "You were the best big brother anyone could ask for, Wilbur." They looked to Tubbo, who hadn't spoken a word the entire time. His eyes still dripped tears, but he had the most wonderful smile on his face. "You were the coolest big brother in the world. Why do you think we're so happy to see you again?" He gave a wet laugh. "Hell, you were amazing! Did you know that you used to help me with my english homework cause I couldn't read? A-and you would sing songs with me when I was sad!! You were the kindest brother a man could ask for."

"For real, Big Man!!" It was Tommy's turn to speak as he tried fruitlessly to dry his eyes. "You don't remember, but you and me made the most massive forts and we would hide there for hours and scare Technoblade!" Tommy laughed fondly. "I remember one time Techno was carrying a stick and hit me on the head when i scared him. You sat down with me and told me that I was okay and that we were gonna whack Techno with a billion sticks when I felt better."

"You..." Techno was hesitant for only a fraction of a second. "You used to help me sneak out of the house and we'd do all sorts of crazy things. You always said you were watching after me to make sure i never got hurt." He gave an amused chuckle at the memories. "You would play guitar in the hallway when i was upset, no matter what time it was. You got in trouble a lot for that, but you never stopped."

"Wilbur..." They turned to Phil as he adressed his son. Phil remembered and remembered and couldn't stop remembering and everything he remembered was good and every single memory was filled with thoughts of Wilbur- that's my son!- even in his last moments, and even the moments after when Phil had known he was long gone but held him closely anyway, he remembered the way he felt. Wilbur had never stopped being his son, Phil had never once stopped loving him. "Are you proud of me, Phil?" And the blonde man let more tears roll down his cheeks.

Phil tugged the ghost man into his arms and held on as if he ever let go, Wilbur really would disappear and be gone forever. "I'm so proud of you, Wilbur..." He spoke into the ghostial yellow sweater his son wore. "You were and still are the best son a man could ask for...i know you forgot that. But you know now and that's all that matters. I'm sorry i wasn't a better father, but know that i am so proud of you...so so proud, Wilbur..."

And Wilbur hugs him back.

It's hesitant, but it's there.

And Phil's other sons will know that as Wilbur embraced his father, tears rolled down his face in an unstoppable flow of emotion that Wilbur himself didn't understand completely, but his brothers did.

Wilbur doesn't know why he was crying. He didn't remember these people. But their emotions and connections were so so strong he felt the hints of distant memories flood him.

Someone giggling as they stacked things together.

Someone singing loudly with him as they danced around a room.

Someone chatting and joking with him under the stars.

Someone there, always always there. They never left...and they loved him so much.

"So..." Wilbur tried to keep his voice even, but found he could not. "I was a good brother?"

He was flooded with more arms- the embrace of his siblings, all shouting and telling him he was wonderful.

Tubbo...he remembered the name and he felt emotions attached to the name and the face, but he couldn't remember why.

Tommy...he could recall emotions attached to that name and was flooded with involuntary emotions when he looked at his blue eyes.

Techno...he could recall the name like an old friend and knew immediately that he was a comrade- a friend- a brother? He knew that name but couldn't understand why.

And Phil...he knew Phil. The memories were so blocked and so fuzzy and he could only just make out a smiling face, but it was Phil. He didn't know why and he didn't know how but he loved that name.

He loved all their names, and was overcome with inexplicable emotions when he saw them.

"...Dad...?" Wilbur finally let the word fall from his lips.

Phil held him closer.

"You were the best son I could have ever asked for..."

(I can keep the story going if you want! I really like drabbling this it's so much fun lol! But for now this is a good stopping place cause the ask is hella long.)

MANNNN I AM IN L O V E. THE WAY YOU RIGHT IS SO NICE AND FLOWY AND IT ALL JUST WORKS SO OERFECTLY TOGETHER! AND THE PARALLELS??? MMMMMMM

PLEASE KEEP GOING IF YOU WANT IM BEGGING

[i-dont-want-your-hysteria]

The Leppard Albums: A Summary

(inspired by Every Beatles Album)

Happy Saturday night everyone

The Def Leppard EP

Joe is 19 and just wants to ride a motorcycle okay

Groupie fantasy

Zeppelin lyrics meet Rush with an underappreciated bass line

On Though the Night

IT'S!!! ROCK!!! N ROLL!!! BABEY!!!

Joe is 20 and just really doesn't wanna work in a factory anymore okay

pls D; girl D; stop D; hiding D; your D; pain!!

another... groupie fantasy... I think? ...???

Leppard in Space

Joe is 20 and just wants to write something edgy okay leave him alone

STEVE 👏👏👏 FUCKING 👏👏👏 CLARK!!!! 👏👏🔥👏🔥👏👌👌

the original groupie fantasy but it's been re-recorded

girl?? make up?? your mind???

let's be mysteriously edgy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Zeppelin lyrics meets Rush but it's been re-recorded (but don't worry they still kept the underappreciated bass line)

High N Dry

everyone in this band is a slutty bottom and this is the song that proves it

we have Mutt Lange now and this is the song that proves it

drONK TIEM

betcha didn't think we could write a ballad, did ya ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

STÊVË!!!!! 👏👏👏👏 FÜCKÎÑ!!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏 C L Ã R K!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥👏👌👌🤙👏👌🔥👌🎉🎉

underappreciated and that's all there is to it

noooo don't go you're too mysterious and sexy hahhaha

oh god Dx oh god no Dx we don't sound like this anymore we swear Dx

betcha thought we stopped writing Beowulf-esque pop songs didn't ya ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

🚫🚫⛔👎🚫🙅‍♂️👎🚫⛔🙅‍♂️⛔ *Joe tearing his throat up for 2 solid minutes*

Pyromania

IT'S ROCK!!!!!! N ROLL!!!! BABEY!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!1!! AGAIN!!!!! 😆😆😆

the Classic Rock Fandom™ in a nutshell 😓

INTRODUCING PHIL 👌👌👌 FUCKING👏👏 COLLEN 🔥🔥🔥

betcha thought we abandoned the idea of doing a ballad didn't ya ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Joe's back at it again with the edgy songs and is getting a lot better at it too

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ∆ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gunter 🙃 Glieben 🙃 Glauchen 🙃 Globen

the most underappreciated song on this whole entire fucking list sorry I don't make the rules

Alright, WHO in this band wants to be in a porno >:C

Joe's back at it yet again with the edgy songs but it's even BETTER this time

Hysteria

Girls Girls Girls ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS ANAKIN

🎸we!!! fucking!!! love!!!! glam rock!!!!!! and african drum rhythms!!!!!!!!!🥁

we're not furries we swear we're just kinky D: also fuck you DJs here's some false endings

we haven't made a ballad that HURTS yet so here we go (with an underappreciated bass line)

the song that invented "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" (AKA when you cram for a test the minute before and end up getting 100%)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)😏( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)😏( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

S T E V E 😭👏👏 F U C K I N 😭😭😭 C L A R K 👏👏👏😭👏😭

nooo don't shoot me you're too kinky hahaha

a song about rioting and being #punk, but the only crime the man singing it has ever committed was getting a speeding ticket when he was 19/20

oh. oh shit. oh god. holy shi- I can't believe... ...we just accidentally made the most perfect song to ever exist :o like seriously- people are achieving nirvana as we speak I'm not joking I think we went too far with the perfection this time guys

THIS SONG IS ABOUT S E X AND WE AIN'T BEING SHY ABOUT IT EITHER LET'S FUCKIN GO BABE-

Don't 👏 give 👏 me 👏 love 👏

Adrenalize

gkKLglldlflhlADKSLALLFLSS 😆😆😆

I fucking love my wife uWu

fkKMglgllsLLslgflephpGLDLPT 😆(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)😆

We're just gonna get extremely romantic and passionate for 4 minutes and 3 seconds if that's alright with you (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

this album was the most painful thing any of us have ever had to do, so here's the most serious song we've ever done to date. Steve ✊ Fucking ✊ Clark ✊ -n-

now that our mental breakdown is over, we're gonna get extremely passionate and romantic again but for a lil longer this time aiight 🤙

one of us has a protection/ownership kink but we're not gonna tell you who

you know what this album needs? a little bit more pain

we're layin down the line (and by that we mean we want sex)

we're layin down the line pt.2 (we still want sex btw)

Retro Active

Beowulf songs are back babey 🤙

I'll say that again if I have to^

we!!! still!!! fucking!!! love!!!! glam rock!!!!! we even covered something to prove it!!!!!!

Joe has now officially mastered ballads

I fucking love my wife part 2: she's a badass top

While Joe was off mastering ballads, Phil studied the blade

We covered something else bc again!!! we fucking!!! love!!! glam!!!

We rewrote Joe's motorcycle song bc we now realize it was cringe af (and it was an excuse for Joe to talk to Ian Hunter so that made him happy)

Joe has now officially mastered edgy/serious songs

it's a total bop but oh god. No. Please. No. Oh God. No. Don't. Please. No. Pls. No. Oh god. Don't.

This should've been on Adrenalize and you can Fight Me On That

Phil studies the blade (electric version)

Joe masters ballads (electric version)

Vault (there's only one new song on here so that's all I'm doing)

babe nooooo D';

Slang

Epic edgelords part 1

Epic edgelords part 2: Phil wrote it this time

everyone in this band is a slutty bottom and this is the song that proves it Volume 2: Electric Bugaloo

soft breakdown :'c

hOT DOGGITY DAMN JOE'S VOICE HOLY HELL TAKE ME N- *clears throat* I mean introducing Vivian Campbell :3 aND THERE'S A BASS SOLO MMMM 🤤🤤👌 THIS SONG IS JUST SEXY FUCKIN LIFT ME UP AND-

Phil's marriage isn't going too well

in fact, no one's marriages are going too well

severely underrated bop

We're still not over Steve's death and we never will be :c

Joe makes edgy ballads his bitch yet again 👏👏

severely underrated banger 🔥🔥🔥

Euphoria

wE STILL MAKE FAST BOPS IN CASE YOU FORGOT 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

Holy shit I didn't know Joe could hit a note that high

The 90s sucked for us but we'rE STILL HERE BICH 🖕

Can we pls give Sav more songwriting space on albums thx 😭💗

everyone in this band is a slutty bottom and this is the song that proves it Volume 3: Even Sluttier This Time 😏

totally different from everything we've ever done and WE 👏 MADE IT 👏 OUR 👏 EDGY 👏 BITCH

uwu but it's sad so it's actually umu

partying like it's 1999- oh wait, it actually is 1999

*hugs Viv and scREEEEEEEEAAAMMS*

Phil studied the blade and attacks you with it

*gets escorted into the back of a police car* IM GUILTY!! I'M GUILTY!!! I'M NOT INNOCENT!!! 😫😫😫

whatever edginess we couldn't fit into Paper Sun we put into this song instead

we're entering the new millennium as Kings and there's nothing you can do about it 👑🖕

X (Ten)

Stand on a balcony at sunset when you listen to this one

(insert Vizzini saying "INCONCEIVABLE" here)

the big UwU

I got ghosted and it’s actually a lot more dark and depressing than I thought also I wish I was never awake

soft and edgy and sad acoustic dads

F-U-C-K SPELLS F- I mean L-O-V-E spells love uWu

babe nOOOooO I'm sorry I suck so much DD;

this sounds like out if Work It Out and Day After Day had a kid

we're gonna have a Funky Good Time whether you like it or not 😎

E D G E L O R D S 2 0 0 2

we can't decide if we want this album to be edgy or uwu so we're gonna make it both

the same passion as Tonight but less sexy and more (you guessed it) uwu

E D G E L O R D S 2 0 0 2 P A R T 2

Betcha thought our emo phase was over didn't ya ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yeah!

bops have been and will ALWAYS be something we have mastered- even if the song we're playing isn't ours

SAV'S TIME TO SHINE

betcha thought we couldn't cover a Blondie song, did ya ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Phil's just getting nostalgic about London it's fine 👍

don't worry joe's still sCREAMIN

in which we make this song a million times better than the original

WE LOVE ROXY MUSIC SO MUCH WE CANTEXPLAINWEJUSTLOVEHEMRMFLGPHPH

we're letting Joe have his moment ok just let him have this 👨‍🎤

yeah we like Free- so whAT??

okay NOW we're letting Joe have his real moment- he's been waiting for this moment ever since he was like 12 okay just. let him. have this just. this one time. pls.

in which we confuse literally everyone by making them think this is a song that we wrote

we just need ONE more bop, okay? Just ONE more we swear then we'll stop being fanboys (for now...)

we'll be right back, it's Bow Down To Thin Lizzy Hour

*Phil tearing up his throat for 4 and a half solid minutes*

Songs From The Sparkle Lounge

this one's actually kinda dark and heavy? :o

honky tonk time 🤠🤙

FINALLY ONE OF SAV'S SONGS IS THE MOST POPULAR SONG OFF AN ALBUM 🙏🙏🙏🙏😩

FINALLY WE HAVE MORE SAV MATERIAL I LOVE IT SM ;∆; !!!!

Phil's songs are severely underrated tho pls give them more attention

it's time for one (1) badass religious song and if you don't like it then you can Fuck Off kindly 🙃

This whole album is "Songs That Were Written By Phil and Viv and Sav" heaven

I think sometimes people forget that we, even as a band, are fans of the Classic Rock Fandom™ too, and we feel the same pain as the other fans :'^)🤙

Joe's three minutes of fame on this album

Joe's three minutes of fame on this album part 2

Viv's songs are severely underrated tho pls give them more attention

Mirror Ball (bonus tracks)

we grabbed fate by the balls and screamed fUCK YOU 🖕🖕

We are still Kings™ in case anyone was wondering 👑🖕

✨PHIL BELIEVES!!!! IN!!!!! LOVE!!!!!!!! AND!!!!!!!!!! BELIEVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!✨

Def Leppard (Self Titled 2015)

Is this song about playing a live show? Probably. Is it also about having a fight? Is it also about angry sex? The world may never know.

Okay this one just absolutely SLAPS, periodt.

bootleg Another One Bites The Dust

*SOBBING* THEY'RE ALL SINGING LEAD I'M-

being badass, That's The Power Of Love

don't worry, we still know how to be Poetically Edgy

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm *bump bump* hooked on a feeeeling

I've Got a Spiritual Romantic Boner

Can't Keep Away From The Flame edginess gets crossed with some Zeppelin charm and badassery

someone in this band is fucking piSSED 😠😠😠😠

we're gonna @ someone tonight fellas

sAV OH MY GOD BABYYYYY 😰😰😭😭😭😭 DO YOU NEED A HUG

what if we tried to cross newer Metallica with Nickelback 🤔

what if we turned this into We All Need Christmas three years from now... 🤔

Bonus: Personal Jesus/We All Need Christmas

Viv really wanted to cover ABBA but everyone said no so he settled for cowboy goth™ instead

What better man to write a warm and fuzzy Christmas song than the warm and fuzziest man alive (Sav)

[unsccnangcl]

TASK 001 : THE INTERROGATION

location: hemlock police station 

time: ten oh-four am, december sixteenth twenty-nineteen 

mentioned: @ofaurclia, @edcns, @heartofgolds, @ofreligion, @covingtonhqs

sometimes it annoyed ella, how obviously threadbare she looked. she knew she was a mess, willowy and pale, like a strong breeze could blow her over. when she was a little girl, all silent and trembling and wide grey eyes, people treated her like she might be sickly, asked her if she was cold or hungry or needed anything. she looked like someone you should take care of, even now. and it annoyed her, especially because she knew it wasn’t out of genuine care for her, but out of pity. 

somehow, though, she didn’t think detective watson pitied her, and when he offered her a blanket, ella took it without question, wrapping it around her shoulders, clutching her old, plastic crows water bottle she got during frosh week in her skeletal hands. besides, she kind of needed the comfort right now; ever since melanie- well, a pit had opened in her stomach that was impossible to fill. she’d thought being turned down made her feel e m p t y, but now… on the best of days, ella always felt in the back of her head, but now it was like she’d fully pulled away. she could barely feel the cold of her water bottle against the tips of her fingers. and when she returned into her body even slightly, everything hurt so thoroughly, in a way she couldn’t describe. 

she managed to shoot the nice old man a smile as he settled himself down, getting himself ready to ask her a few questions. the hemlock police chief stood stoically behind him, and ella tried to forget he was there. the detective twirled the pen in his fingers, and shot her a smile in turn. “let’s begin.” 

“ can you tell me, to the best of your memory, what happened on the night of december 13, 2019? ” 

ella swallowed, blinking down to her feet, before looking back up at the detective. “well, um… my, my roommate, rosemary. rosemary keegan, i mean. she, uh, she told me that the debate team was having a party that night and… and i don’t usually go to parties so i didn’t think anything of it. she was going, so i decided i was gonna read wuthering heights that night- i read it every christmas, it helps me get into the holiday spirit.” 

“but,” ella said with a sigh, “i’d barely gotten started before my friend eden, um, lennox-montgomery, texted me at about…” she bit her lip, “hold on, could i please check the timestamp on my phone?” she didn’t know why she felt the need to ask, but she did. this was a detective, after all. when detective watson gave her the go-ahead, ella said, “thank you,” and pulled her phone out of the purse at her feet, scrolling through the texts. “um, at six-seventeen pm. she texted me asking if i was going to the debate team party at the estate, and she…” ella trailed off, sliding her phone under her thigh, and one hand with it. “eden is my friend, and she wants me to, like… get out more.” she manages a weak smile. “she’s way cooler than me. anyways, she… she offered to do my makeup and stuff so i went to her place. we had dinner and… and went to the party together.” 

“i spent most of my time ghosting eden, and sat on the couch when she danced. i mean, she made me dance a couple times, but…” she trailed off, biting her lip. she could feel the hurt stabbing at her stomach, and it was stupid that this still hurt, even with melanie… being gone. “something, uh, something upset her after a little while, and we left the main area at like… ten thirty-ish? but, um…” she swallowed, looking away, remembering how eden had asked her to leave, the way her gut twisted, the hurt plain on her face, “she asked me to go, and i,” she laughed, “i went back to the party, trying not to cry, though i… i did, eventually. i cried in the bathroom for, like, forty-five minutes, and, um, one of melanie’s roommates gave me a handkerchief, it was really nice of her. uh, michal… something. her name’s michal.” 

she shrugged, “and by the time i left the bathroom… or, like, a few minutes later, apparently something was on fire, and everyone was leaving. i was back home by twelve-thirty.” in finishing, she nodded, watching detective watson make his notes with some nerves, sucking at her teeth. she’d sucked her thumb until she was four years old. 

“ did you see anything unusual that night? was anyone acting out of the ordinary? ”

“um.” it niggled at the back of her brain, what she’d left out, but she… she still didn’t have a good feeling about it. still… melanie was- gone. no, dead. melanie was dead, she might have been murdered, and… tears pooled in ella’s eyes, and she brought the heel of her hand up to wipe at them. “sorry, i… i did see something. when, when eden…” she took a deep breath, “when i followed eden out the house, um,” when her friend was ranting about melanie, melanie, melanie, “aurelia choi came out after her and… and eden asked me to leave, so i left.” ella shrugged, wiping at her eyes again, the color rising in her cheeks. “i didn’t know… why. i still don’t, but… yeah.” 

she looked down at her lap, and realized she’d been opening and closing the water bottle spout the entire time she’s been speaking. she shut it one final time, before sliding her other hand under her thigh, both of them pinned under her legs, ella curled in over herself. “i didn’t… i didn’t see eden for the rest of the night, but i saw aurelia again at… i don’t know, i went to the bathroom to cry right after i talked to her. it was less than an hour later, probably half an hour after i left eden. anyways, i- when i saw her, i had to ask where eden was, if she’d gone home or something but aurelia didn’t… didn’t answer me.” aurelia was an expert at brushing ella off. she paused for a moment, adding, “and then, of course, the fire happened, but. i didn’t really see it. everyone just ran out of the estate and i was trying not to get trampled, y’know?” 

ella reached for the tissues, patting under her eyes and wiping at her nose. melanie was dead, and she was too scared to ask eden about that night, and… and ella just felt useless, useless. what more could she do with for the detective? 

“ can you tell me more about your relationship with melanie? ”

she laughed wetly, “i… i think you know too much about my relationship with melanie, detective watson.” she blew her nose into the tissue, before primly folding it up, looking around the room for a moment before she stood up a little bit, just to reach the waste paper basket. 

“well, um… we took, uh, phil 101 together. and she sat next to me and… and asked me for notes and stuff.” looking back on it, it seemed silly, that ella would ever think that was flirting. but nobody talked to ella, especially not in first year. especially not bright, beautiful girls like melanie. 

“and i… i saw her more and more and i… i had, or, um,” she cleared her throat, face bright red at the confession but… well, the detective already knew, didn’t he? “still have a massive crush on her. i… i’m-,” obsessed with her, “i guess infatuated with her, is the best term.” ella didn’t even dare say l o v e, because then that… felt too much. she couldn’t call something so silly, so pointless, so greedy love. “even today, i...” her voice shook, her throat tightening, “i still have those feelings for her.” 

she grabbed at her water bottle, snapping it open and taking a few long sips, just to calm herself. just to have a point of focus so she didn’t feel like she was spiraling out of control like an unspooling sweater. “i’m sorry, i’m fine, i just…” the look in detectie watson’s eyes killed her, and finally, a sob burst out. “it’s just… she’s gone, and she…” she shook her head, burying her face in her hands. her water bottle fell to the floor, and she scrambled for it with trembling hands as it spilled upon the ground. “i’m sorry, i’m sorry, i’m-.” she snapped it shut, putting it back on the table between them. “i’m just… i don’t know what to do. i feel so empty and like…” 

ella took a gasping breath. “she had… she had so much- she was gonna do so much.” melanie was going to save the world, ella had been sure of it. “she was so much, everyone- everyone loved her and i…” she gasped and whimpered, and she realized how close she was to hyperventilating. what use could she possibly be? “i just want to help, but i don’t know how, but i… whoever did this, if someone did this,” because it didn’t make sense to her, melanie being murdered. “i just… i want to know why. if there is a why.” 

for a long while, the room was just filled with the sound of ella’s sobs. 

“ do you have any reason to believe that someone would want to hurt melanie? ”

ella shook her head, feeling worn out, rung out, an old dish towel where her brain should be. “i… i don’t think so.” even eden wouldn’t have it in her, ella thought. she didn’t think she knew anyone capable of murder. “everyone loves her, she’s…” the sun of the solar system, the light at the end of the tunnel, brilliant and beautiful and unreachable and life-giving and every pretty metaphor you could ever imagine. almost calmly, so quiet, ella admitted with eyes faraway, “she’s everything.” 

“ do you have any questions about how the case will proceed? ”

ella’s gaze flickered back to the detective. she had questions, so many questions, but… but they crumbled like ashes in her mouth, like they always did. useless, she was u s e l e s s. “my… my mom wants to know why we have to stay, but…” ella shrugs, going shy. “i don’t know, could you please call her or something? because she doesn’t believe me.” she’d texted her mom she wouldn’t be coming home for christmas the night before, and her mother called, chewing her out for nearly two hours. she had thought to beg the detective if she could leave, but… she had a duty here. as a citizen, as someone who loved melanie. she had to do all she could to solve this mystery. 

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27-33

thanks!

27. Matilda or Groundhog Day? I can’t scream loud enough by how underwhelmed I was by Matilda and how much I fucking adored Groundhog Day so I pick ghd

28. Historical event that should be made into a musical? i spent awhile thinking about this question, I think a cool musical could be about jewish people who created iconic comic book characters like Superman, Captain America, Spiderman, etc. and paralleling it with the characters in their reincarnations today (sorry this got a lil specific)

29. What non-Broadway singer/actor would you love to see in a Broadway show, and which role would you like them to play? literally all my faves have been on broadway or in theatre at one point or another so i don’t know how to answer this question sorrrryyy

30. If you read fanfic, what’s your favorite fanfic about characters from musical theatre? i don’t really read too much theatre fic but i remember this one on ao3 i read a little of that i liked. it was about the Groundhog Day after the one from the show, and how Phil’s scared about waking up the next day etc. it was this one 

(i’ve found most theatre fic can be iffy after seeing a Natalie/Gabe incest fic and fics that ship founding fathers and other Hamilton characters together and that’s just…not for me. 

31. Dream cast your favorite musical. ok - i don’t know vocal ranges and stuff like that, so I don’t know if these actors could actually play these characters. if this was a perfect world where anyone could play anything: i don’t know if she has the voice to play the role full time but i would kill to hear Idina sing “I Miss the Mountains” and maybe even play the role (otherwise, maybe Audra or Jenn Colella? i’d be happy with any…), Ben Platt would probably make a good Henry (but it would be interesting to see him as Gabe…), if they aren’t too old maybe Eva Noblezada or Denee Benton as Natalie…Andy Karl or Leslie Odom Jr. for Dan…Andrew Rannells for Dr. Madden/Fine…and either keep Aaron Tveit as Gabe or Chris McCarrell (which he’s already played before I believe)

basically any combination of those plus any other actors tbh i would l o v  e (i spent too much time on this question ahhh)

32. Set design or lighting design? both are crucial but set design

33. Favorite empowerment-themed Broadway song? maybe “Seize the Day” or “Defying Gravity”

[nomorelonelydays]

bEEE I l o v e the 'team kisses Sid for luck' and I want to combine that with the touch starved-turned-craving Sid AU to get the Team of All Cuddles who take care of their captain. Flower (yes, he is a Pen forever) sleeps on Sid in planes and buses and gives Sid sleepy kisses all the time, Tanger slings his arms over his shoulders, Phil gives the snuggliest, softest hugs and shoulder rubs until Sid is practically purring, and the result of the boys follow suit. The rookies are a bit weirded (1/?

out, because that's their captain draped across two guys on a coach with another petting his hair (duper or haggy), but then Sid gives all the rookies forehead kisses and they're ready to die for him. Jake and Olli sit at Sid's feet or between his legs when he talks, like puppies, and even other teams or players that know Sid well join in. (Hence Ovi stealing a good luck kiss and Sid's "summer (not)boyfriend" Nate Mackinnon jumping on him for piggyback rides). But Geno is the most protective (2?

and the most possessive- he's constantly touching Sid, resting his hands on his back, moving him where Geno wants him to go, smacking his ass, hooking his chin over Sid's shoulder, demanding hugs, tangling their feet together, stealing two or three good luck kisses with tongue and ALWAYS calling snuggles or pulling Sid into his lap. Because at the end of the day, Sid loves all the affection from his boys, his team, but Geno's the one he loves, who he comes home to and wants touch from most (3/?)

Cue Geno taking care of Sid- sweet, soft snuggles with Sid's head in Geno's lap or just being soft boys in general, but also. Geno eating Sid's ass till he cries, playing with him and leaving dark bruises everywhere to lay Geno's claim on Sid. You better believe there isn't an inch of Sid Geno hasn't had his hands (or mouth) all over, and he does like to remind everyone on occasion that Sid is thoroughly his. Sid knows it, too, knows Geno is hopelessly devoted and snuggles him all the more.(4/4-

this is the kind of shit i love

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All of them (bc why not)

HOLY CRAP HERE WE GO

Harry Potter: How do you want to be remembered?

As someone who made a difference; someone who was kind, sweet, funny, and loving. 

Hermione Granger: If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you meet?

Daniel Handler/Lemony Snicket- This man is amazing. He’s my favourite author and I couldn’t even begin to express how much I love him.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle- Another one of my favourite authors. He was insanely intelligent and just sounds like an awesome guy.

J.K. Rowling- Obviously.

Gerard Way- His songs mean so much to me, and his art is amazing…I just love him so much

Dan and Phil- (including them as one fite me) They’re so smart and funny and sweet and I just really really want to meet them.

(that’s just the first few to come to my head)

Ron Weasley: What ice-cream flavours do you love/hate?

Mint Chip is one of my favourites (fun fact! for a while I only said it was my favourite because it was my favourite character’s favourite flavour). I also L O V E cookie dough and cotton candy. I cant hate ice cream broski

Hagrid: If you could breed two totally different animals together, what new animal would you create?

A turtle and a sloth. No specific reason why.

Dumbledore: What is your most treasured possession?

My books, probably. (This includes my sketchbooks)

Voldemort: On the first day of ruling the world, what would you do?

Remove all laws against things people can’t control or that don’t harm others (being gay, bathroom bans, religions, etc.). After that I’d order the wealth of the world to be spread more evenly, as well as the food.

Fred Weasley: If you were told you only had one week left to live, what would you do?

Cry? Then I’d probably read, try to do something impactful, start a fundraiser (people love to donate to dying teens) so the funds could go somewhere important like disaster relief.

George Weasley: If you could read minds, whose would you want to read?

Authors mostly. Also my friends, see how they really feel about me.

Draco Malfoy: Do you like yourself?

I’m working on it? I know I don’t hate everything about myself (even though it feels like it sometimes), and I’m trying to be more positive.

Ginny Weasley: What’s your favorite indoor/outdoor activity?

Drawing and listening to music.

Neville Longbottom: What’s your fondest memory?  

(Oh it sounds so pathetic) Going to Universal? Honestly I was shaking it was literally like stepping right into the movies I’ve been watching since I was 2. I really love the peaceful happy moments spent with friends and my cousins (they live like 10 hours away). Singing and feeling genuinely happy.

Luna Lovegood: What are your favorite lyrics?

Oh there are SO many I’ll just go with the ones I can think of first

“I never let them see the worst of me. ‘Cause what if everyone saw? What if everyone knew? Would they like what they saw? Or would they hate it too?” Words Fail, DEH

“I cry tears you’ll never see. So fuck you, you can go cry me an ocean, and leave me be.” Save Rock And Roll, FOB

“Oh how stupid to think that I could compare to the pretty girl with the butterscotch hair. And I won’t hate you but oh, it stings. How does it feel to be adored by him?” Adored By Him, Dodie Clark

All of Waving Through A Window

And wow that was depressing how about a nice one

“Take my jumper. Wear it, you’ll need it on the train home. And everyone will know that I’ve been loved tonight; a permanent hug from you.” Permanent Hug From You, Dodie Clark

Severus Snape: Of all your pet-peeves, which is the strangest?

Wow there’s a lot…incorrect grammar, being able to hear people chewing, clicking noises with no rythm or beat, people being too physically close…

Remus Lupin: What is your greatest fear?

Being alone.

James Potter: If you were reincarnated as an animal/drink/ice cream flavor, what would it be?

Honestly I have no idea…I have yet to decide on a favourite animal, drinkwise maybe one of those punches with pop and ice cream, and ice cream flavour…uhh is music a flavour?

Lily Potter: Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?

Anyone? People in general, I don’t really see myself as a person anymore, or at least worthy of the same respect and treatment so I’d do a lot for other people and yes, if it came to it, probably die for them too.

Sirius Black: What are your views on sex?

Personally I think it looks like a great thing to be shared with the right person. I think everyone has a right to their own bodies and their own decisions but I personally would have to be with someone for a while first.

Tonks: if you could be anyone else for a day, fictional or non-fictional who would you be any why?

Oh man idek that’s so difficult…..maybe Tonks? Honestly she’s so sweet and fun and CONFIDENT I could totally learn from that. Plus the metamorphagus powers would be awesome. and of course she’s married to remus

McGonagall: What do you believe I am thinking right now?

I think you’re doing the Jared Kleinman Laugh TM because of all the work you’re making me do.

Bellatrix: three words would others probably use to describe you?

annoying, irritating, stupid hopefully sweet, kind and funny

Lucius Malfoy: Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?

I love debating, but actual arguements happen VERY rarely…I never stand up for myself so the only time I’ll argue with someone is if they’re hurting one of my friends.

Molly Weasley: What do you define as a family?

A group of people who love each other, feel comfortable around each other, and support and bring out the best in each other.

Arthur Weasley: If you could have any career possible, what would it be?

FULL TIME LIBRARIAN, PART TIME TATTOO ARTIST

Peter Pettigrew: If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to?

If I had to, I would put much more thought and research into it but atm probably Beatrice or Elizabeth or something gender neutral

Umbridge: If you could choose, how would you want to die?

I WANT TO BE HIT BY AN AMBULANCE, AND HAVE JUST ENOUGH CONCIOUSNESS TO SAY “SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE”

Colin Creevey: Who inspires you?

Youtubers like Dan and Phil, Thomas Sanders, and Dodie, as well as the members of MCR and authors and artists in general.

Dean Thomas: Are you generally organised or messy?

It’s a mix. I want to be organised, and some places of my life are organised (my closet is organised in rainbow order as well as type of clothing) but others are horrible (my room is a dump).

Seamus Finnigan: What makes you laugh?

Youtube, memes….everything tbh

Dudley Dursley: Who is the person you despise the most, and why?

Not gonna say the name but there’s a person I know who basically destroyed my mental state. They insisted they were a friend while shredding any self-esteem I had to bits. They made it nearly impossible for me to talk, telling me “no one cares” “shut up” or “you have no friends” anytime I opened my mouth, which of course echoed in my head when they weren’t around. They terrify me, because I know they can rip down the self-confidence I’m working so hard to build back up with a sentence. And I have to see them every day again. And they’re acting just like they used to.

Vernon Dursley: Who is the most important person in your life, and why?

Gosh this is tough. I don’t really…have a best friend. I used to, years ago. And last year, another person. But at the moment…no one. So that makes it really hard to choose someone. I know it doesn’t have to be a best friend but there isn’t really anyone else, either so…no…one?

Petunia Dursley: How close are you to your family?

Fairly? I feel like I hide a lot though.

Victor Krum: What is your favorite form of exercise?

none probably hiking on a nice cool day in the forest. Or sit-ups. Those aren’t too hard, so I don’t mind them.

Dobby: Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?

(FINALLY LAST ONE) For most things, I very much need a plan. Otherwise I panic. If it’s just hanging out with friends, though, I do enjoy just wandering around shopping at festivals or downtown (but there has to be a set plan to get there ha)

[andruwminyrd]

tagged by @lsaks, thank u!! tagging @bellaemyblakes, @jasovtodd, @sirousblack, @gansaey, @adampairrsh, @asteriea, @vildes, @brondonurie, @alarkling, @loranhale (u can ignore it if u don’t want to do it)

rules: copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, then tag 10 people

a - age: 21 b - biggest fear: life c - current time: 12:18 d - drink you last had: solo  e - every day starts with: me trying to sleep more f - favourite song: atm it’s are you happy by bo burnham g - ghosts, are they real: i like to believe so h - hometown: skudeneshavn, norway i - in love with: dan howell (tho it’s more platonic, i’m just happy he’s alive and happy) j - jealous of: ppl who can live their day without overthinking too much or be scared for simple stuff k - killed someone: no and i probably wouldn’t brag about it online if i had l - last time you cried: last night when i couldn’t sleep m - middle name: margrethe n - number of siblings: i have 2 half siblings at my dad side but i’m not rlly close to them sadly o - one wish: that i’ll survive thursday german oral exam even when i fail  p - person you last called/texted: @bellaemyblakes​ about peter pan theory q - questions you’re always asked:  “what are you going to do this year?” “what college do you want to go to?” “do you have any jobs?”  r - reasons to smile: 2017 DANIEL HOWELL. he looks so happy. also phil lester, he’s 2 precious s - song last sang: i mumbled the words to are you happy last night (but i don’t sing) t - time you woke up: uhhhh, right before 11??? u - underwear colour: blue with garfield on v - vacation destination: rlly wanna visit london, italy, paris & japan w - worst habit: scratch myself on my arms until i start bleeding & biting of skin on my lower lip x - x-rays you’ve had: i had an mr a few years ago y - your favourite food: i changes 24/7 but i’ll never get tired of the local thai food take-out z - zodiac sign: aries

[dykey-way]

ABC Tag

I was tagged by @akilahthegreat (thanks so much!! This was v fun!!) a - age: 16 
b - biggest fear: I have a general fear of living. 
c - current time: 7:27 
d - drink you last had: orange juice 
e - every day starts with: me hitting snooze 10,000,000 times 
f - favorite song: right now either reverend by Kings of Leon or when the day met the night by p!atd 
g - ghosts are they real: I don’t really believe in anything after death which makes me wanna say no?? But at the same time I might have seen one when I was like 12 so?? 
h - hometown: Everyone’s unnecessarily a homophobe, USA 
i - in love with: tater tots 
j - jealous of: Dan,,, He gets to cuddle with Phil EVERY NIGHT?? 
k - killed someone: haha no… why would you…why would ask that? 
l - last time you cried: sometime last week cuz I was way too tired 
m - middle name: Marie (yikes) 
n - number of siblings: 1 
o - one wish: death 
p - person you last texted/called: my mom 
q - questions you’re always asked: “are you related to (my brother)?” Very obviously yes!! 
r - reasons to smile: the fact that dan and phil are moving is the only reason I’m functional right now (I’m so happy though!!) 
s - song you last sang: Build God & Then We’ll Talk by p!atd 
t - time you woke up: 5:30 :’((( 
u - underwear color: green 
v - vacation destination: I want to go to England, and Japan, and sorta Australia?? And Greece?? Maybe??? 
w - worst habit: I bite my cheeks, lips, tongue, and my fingers until they bleed?? yikes?? 
x - x-rays you’ve had: 3 or 4 
y - your favorite food: chicken 
z - zodiac sign: Taurus

I tag: @justaweirdowithspooks @moonymisha & @spiritedawaydjh (don’t do it if you don’t want to or if you’ve already been tagged :))))

[brendonslays-blog]

Alphabet Questions

okey, i was tagged by @queen---of-the-queers  

here’s the rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to know better !!

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a- age: i am fourteen woo

b- birthplace: texas

c- current time: 11: 23

d- drink you last had: coke

e- easiest person to talk to: my fren @beeskneesmp3

f- favourite song: wtf is the question? if i had to choose right this second it would either be coffins or not your way, both by misterwives

g- grossest memory: the only one that i can think of right now is from yesterday when i was brushing my teeth the fucking mouthwash tasted like fucking yogurt and i almost threw up so

h- horror yes or horror no: ummm they scare the shit out of me but if my frens are watching im down to watching too

i- in love: um yes with josh dun 

j- jealous of people: yes oops

k: killed someone: ummm there are people i’d wish to kill but no

l- love at first sight or should i walk by again: sorry but i dont believe in love at first sight :/

m- middle name: lynn

n- number of siblings: 2 sisters 

o- one wish: this is just one of my wishes but i really want to meet conan gray and he lives really close to me and i just

p- person you last called: my mom lol

q- question you’re always asked:” are you okay?” (to which i reply: “im not okay. i promise.” with a dead serious face)

r- reason to smile: hamilton, dodie, pj, dan and phil, crankthatfrank, shane dawson, the gabbie show, CONAN GRAY, brendon urie, josh dun, tyler joseph, mandY LEE (god damn that woman is beautiful) and my frens :)

s- song you sang last: idle town by conan gray

-t is missing so onto next question-

u- underwear colour: black

v- vacation: i want to go the uk and new york city

w- worst habit: crying in front of people

x- x rays: idk what this means so onto the next question

y- your favourite food: im going to sound so typical saying this but pizza

z- zodiac sign: aquarius

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okay, i tag: @pastel-dxdie @an-oddle-little-doddle @romanticdodie @prettybren @pretty-boy-blue @philester @dodiedodesclark @beebo--urie @crazy-equals-beebo @dodieyellowthough @whatisdodieyellow @odetododie @httpsdaniel  @divinedodie @ddodz @deathdoesn-tdiscriminate @irenxm @purelintrash @linssweater @hercules-mullifan @sorta-phantastic @mymotherdodie 

[paradoxicalpatton]

alphabet tag!

alphabet tag ~ rules: copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put yours, then tag other 10 people to do it + the person who tagged you i was tagged by the beautiful @phantrash-19, thanks love! a~ age: 15 years old, im ancient b~ biggest fear: butterflies and moths c~ current time: 3:52pm (i just got home from school) d~ drink you had to drink: water, stay hydrated e~ everyday starts with: regretting all my life choices f~ favourite song: HARRY STYLE’S SONG FROM THE DINING TABLE JSJSJSKA g~ ghosts, are they real?: nah but i believe v strongly in aliens tho h~ hometown: townsville, yes i know its named after the one from the powerpuff girls i~ in love with: phil lester, did i need to answer that j~ jealous of: dan howell, he gets to hug phil whenever he wants k~ killed someone?: not yet, just wait tho l~ last time you cried: lol last night my dude m~ middle name: louise n~ number of siblings: 1 annoying sister o~ one wish: for all my friends to be safe and happy p~ person you last called/texted: my children in the gc q~ questions you’re always asked: so how do you shania? r~ reasons to smile: ayye look its phil lester again s~ song last sang: two ghosts by harry styles! whoop whoop t~ time you woke up: 6:00am, uhhgejwr im not a morning person u~ underwear color: navy blue with white lace v~ vacation destination: japan all the way w~ worst habits: lol heres a list if youve ever seen one, hating myself and anything i do and clicking pens, i also chew pencils so sorry mate x~ x-rays you’ve had: 1 for my eyes y~ your favourite food: vegemite  z~ zodiac sign: aquarius, the same as phils! i tag: anyone that is bored, i have no idea who tf to tag

[bigtimetommy]

I got tagged for this by @hackshot​ so I’m gonna do it!!!!!

A - Age: 25 B - Biggest Fear: My life being ruined by things outside of my control C - Current Time: 12:30pm D - Drink you last had: Drinkin a coffee right now fellas E - Easiest person to talk to: my partner @muppetface-model, and my good buds Jon, Matt, Chris and Magic F - Favorite Song: Too many to name but some of my favourite artists are Phil Collins, Hall & Oats, and Micheal Jackson, and in general 80′s-90′s pop and R&B G - Grossest Memory: gee I dunno........... if I had one it’s probably be too personal to share H - Horror yes or Horror no: Horror movies I don’t like but horror games are pretty good! I - In Love: HELL YEAH!!!!!! J - Jealous of people: For sure K - Killed someone: Who hasn't? L - Love at First Sight or Should I Walk By Again: Love takes time and work so I don’t believe in love at first sight M - Middle Name: Edwin N - Number of Siblings: I have one (1) younger sister O - One Wish: Win the Lottery/get a bunch of money without having to do anything and retire young P - Person You Called Last: My Dad to ask if he wanted stuff from the store while I was there. Q - Question You’re Always Asked: “How you doin’?” R - Reason to Smile: spending time with my good friends playing games, and watching shows with my partner S - Song You Sang Last: Roxanne by The Police (in the shower) T - Time You Woke Up: 11:30am U - Underwear Color: #177b84 V - Vacation Destination: Seattle to go to The International W - Worst Habit: I bite my left hand index finger at the base and it has this big callous on it X - X-Rays Had: Other than Dentist x-rays I’ve had my head x-ray’d to see if my nasal passage is damaged (it is) Y - Your Favorite Food: Nothin beats a good Mac n’ Cheese Z - Zodiac Sign: Cancer

Any mutuals who wanna do it can do it

[firstnamedirector]

Tagged by: No one but I saw @unaugmentedmonkeyscantfly do it and wanted to

A—Age: 52 B—Biggest fear: His current reality being programming, or a lie implanted in his brain.  Tied fairly evenly with having more subconcious programming in his head from TAHITI C—Current time: The present D—Drink you last had: Scotch E—Every day starts with: Putting his prosthetic back on F—Favorite song: No specific song.  Phil likes a very wide variety of music G—Ghosts, are they real? Doesn’t believe in the dead coming back, but does believe in things that people would understand as ghosts (ex: Lucy) I—In love with: [Redacted]  K—Killed someone: Phil has killed more people than he’d probably care to admit.  He has a license to kill, killing people doesn’t register as much to him anymore beyond excessive kills L—Last time you cried: Post torture, being reminded of Audrey and the pain he’s put her through M—Middle name: Jules N—Number of siblings: None O—One wish: He wishes he could feel more comfortable with his team, and thus more open.  Usually he only shares things about himself when he feels that it’s crucial to a mission they know P—Person you last called/texted: Talbot about the fate of the investigation into SHIELD Q—Questions you are always asked: Phil’s most asked questions were who are you, why are you here and who do you work for?  He started introducing himself by name and as a SHIELD or whoever he was undercover for first to save time R—Religion: Atheist.  Doesn’t believe in higher powers, but is willing to accept things similar in power that are alien in origin S—Song last sung: La Bamba T—Time you woke up: 3:49 AM U—Underwear color: Light gray V—Vacation destination: Ireland  W—Worst habit: Keeping important things to himself.  Secrets about himself, SHIELD secrets, fears X—X-Rays you’ve had: So many.  Hand, mouth, arm (both for breaks and after it was severed), leg, pelvis, chest, back, head.  Just about every place you can get Y—Your favorite food: Candy Z—Zodiac sign: Cancer

[gadgetsrevv]

Bolton Wanderers: Football Ventures completes takeover to save League One club

Bolton Wanderers began the season with a 12-point deduction after going into administration in May

Bolton Wanderers’ survival has been secured after Football Ventures (Whites) Limited completed its protracted takeover of the club.

Administrators had warned the club could be placed into liquidation on Wednesday without a finalised takeover.

It looked to have collapsed on Monday, leading to bleak warnings about the future of the 145-year-old club.

“I’m delighted we’ve finally reached a satisfactory conclusion with the sale,” said joint administrator Paul Appleton.

“I have every sympathy for the staff, players and fans who have been forced to stand by while their club was taken to the brink. I am delighted their loyalty, dedication and patience has finally been rewarded.”

On Tuesday, the English Football League gave Bolton 14 days to complete a deal or face expulsion from the competition.

Bury became the first club to be expelled from the league for 27 years on Tuesday, after a takeover bid fell through just before the EFL’s deadline.

“At times it has been difficult to keep our counsel but we took a decision to remain on the sidelines even when further damage was being inflicted by delays outside of our control,” said a statement on behalf of Football Ventures.

“Now we are excited to begin restoring this magnificent football club to its rightful position, securing its future for the fans, the loyal club staff, and the players.”

As a result of the takeover Bolton are now out of administration, with their place in the EFL no longer under threat.

“These past few months have undoubtedly been challenging and, at times, fraught – never more so in the past few days – and I would like to thank all parties for their efforts in achieving the desired outcome,” said EFL executive chair Debbie Jevans.

‘Anderson hampered and frustrated deal’

Appleton praised one of the main creditors, the Eddie Davies Trust for being “willing to find a compromise to save the club” during the talks – but he was critical of the club’s former owner Ken Anderson, who he said was responsible for the deal initially collapsing on Monday.

He added the Trust was determined “not to allow Bolton Wanderers to suffer any longer at the hands of Ken Anderson”.

“Sadly, Mr Anderson has used his position as a secured creditor to hamper and frustrate any deal that did not benefit him or suit his purposes,” he added.

“Thankfully, with the assistance of the Trust and others, we were able to overcome this obstacle.”

Bolton, who started the season with a 12-point deduction, called off last week’s game against Doncaster Rovers amid welfare concerns for younger players, while Phil Parkinson also resigned as manager.

“At times, some of the hurdles appeared insurmountable and the frustration felt has been immense, not least by the supporters who have had to endure too many weeks of uncertainty,” added Appleton.

“Now there can be a fresh start with owners who, I believe, will run the club for the good of the supporters and the community as a whole.”

BBC Radio Manchester has attempted to contact Anderson for comment.

Fans waited anxiously outside Bolton’s stadium on Tuesday before the EFL’s 17:00 BST deadline

Two months of takeover uncertainty

Football Ventures (Whites) Limited, led by Sharon Brittan, were named as preferred bidders on 1 July by administrators David Rubin & Partners.

The takeover has faced numerous hurdles since then, with the deal appearing to have collapsed completely on Saturday despite being close to completion the previous day.

In a statement issued on Monday, the administrators said if they were unable to resurrect the move, the club was “not in a position to carry on trading” and would enter liquidation, leading to the “inevitable loss of over 150 jobs”.

Wanderers were beaten 5-0 at home by Ipswich Town on Saturday in front of just 5,454 fans – the lowest attendance for a league game at the University of Bolton Stadium in its 22-year history.

With the majority of the club’s senior players having left, they have fielded sides made up almost entirely of youth-team players in their five matches so far this campaign – including their youngest-ever side against Coventry City on 10 August.

“It’s just fantastic. I was down at the stadium when the statement came through. It’s what everybody has been waiting for,” said Maggie Tetlow, co-founder of the Bolton Wanderers Supporters Trust.

She told BBC Radio 5 Live: “They [the new owners] have got a good track record in business.”

To the brink and back – a timeline

Bolton were relegated from the Premier League in 2012.

Four years later their football existence was threatened as former striker Dean Holdsworth was part of a takeover at the club.

Anderson took control after Holdsworth’s company Sports Shield was wound up.

Wanderers entered administration in May after being relegated from the Championship, before Football Ventures agreed a deal to take over the club.

The deal was almost stopped after Laurence Bassini, who had bid to buy the club before administration, was awarded a court order blocking the sale on 8 August.

The court order was adjourned, paving the way for the takeover to continue before it eventually collapsed.

The club called off their match against Doncaster last week citing welfare concerns, having only five senior outfield players available.

Boss Phil Parkinson resigned last Thursday after three years with the club and a young side lost 5-0 against Ipswich on Saturday.

Football Ventures eventually complete their takeover with the threat of liquidation and expulsion from the EFL looming.

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