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What if I told you that RoobrickMarine went and wrote an entire novella starring my 16th century dog couple? It's very canon-adjacent, well researched and thoughtfully put together, has inspired me a ton during these past months and it's now publicly available at AO3. I highly recommend it.
✦ Separation ✦
#content warnings for sex violence self harm and general angst#six chapters 41K words#people who have asked for longer stories of these two please give this one a look#I've watched this unfold since late may? early july? and it's been an exciting experience#I'm not a writer I think it's better than what I could've come up with#honestly though the way he managed to get inside Machete's and Vasco's heads was uncanny their mannerisms and thought processes are spot on#some of the events aren't canon but they might as well be#and most of the background details and backstory tidbits are accurate believe me he's very well versed on their lore#big history nerd so the worldbuilding is intense#you get to meet the dog pope#there's saint sebastian#roommate hijinks#it gets kind of bleak at times though so be mindful of that#it's not all fluff and good feelings#Separation#Heinaven#RoobrickMarine#own characters#own art#artists on tumblr#CanisAlbus#Vasco#Machete#anthro#sighthound#dogs#canine#animals#if you end up reading the whole thing it would be really sweet if you left a little comment as a thanks for his hard work
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People declaring the Pope should excommunicate Joe Biden for genocide has me like??? Bro...what do you think the Catholic Church was built on...
#Pope Francis did call for a ceasefire and actually used the word ''cease'' even if he used waffly both-sides language#he's also been pretty progressive about recognizing and apologizing for the church's role#in the Canadian First Nation's and Rwandan genocides#but that's still bare minimum#and there was that whole deal with the Catholic Church helping save Jews in the Holocaust#but trying to help the people you helped victimize in the first place shouldn't be counted IMO#certainly doesn't erase centuries of Jewish persecution#xtianty#colonialism#Spanish colonialism#Portuguese colonialism#genocide#genocide Joe#free palestine#knee of huss
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his two younger kids whom he dotes on and made believe they're the light of his life yet the second they don't comply with playing the roles he wants them to/don't play them in a way he expects, he rages at them and instantly rips the affection away from them. but then it only hits him when it's too late how he's failed them as he kneels in front of them and muttering to himself "what have i done?" while looking up with sorrow, guilt, shame and reflection...
#the juanlucrezia parallels hit like fucking crack goddamn#it's never been more over for these two when they fail to meet these expectations like the pope hulks tf out !!#especially lucrezia who has Every right to refuse to get married considering the marital rape from that fuckass sforza#because as much as she was his beloved daughter she was also a key for alliances#also rodrigo didn't realize how he was unknowingly sharpening cesare's knife by pitting juan against him#and how juan lost himself in the process of going to extreme lengths and misguided in his attempts to fulfil his task#insane stuff...#(though rodrigo didn't learn his lesson after her first marriage but alas the parallel was paralleling)#the borgias#juan borgia#lucrezia borgia#rodrigo borgia#tb text post
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something avout troll eggs coming from love (towards self or another person) is really cute to me
how jd happened i think
featuring my parentzones briar rose and mangrove
more context in tags
#mangrove is a rhythm bandit#he smuggles things in and out of the troll tree#so you can imagine an egg poping into his hair during a week long mission may have been quite the inconvenience#trolls#dreamworks trolls#jd#john dory#trolls jd#brozone#trolls band together#trolls fanart#parentzone#brozone parents#mangrove#briar rose#mangrove usually has his hair buzzed (harder for bergens or other creatures to notice and grab) he had to force grow it to keep the egg in#or just got one of his buddies to hold it#i love these two i wanna do more witj them#my art#my art 2024#trolls headcanons#trolls hc#trolls oc#trolls ocs
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ok well now we gotta know, how is frociaggine used in a sentence. i must know, for research purposes,
pretty much in the same way you'd use faggotry in english! meaning a general vibe, attitude, etc. actually the pope used it correctly 💀 given that he said it in the context of a speech about how openly gay men should be discouraged from joining the church “because there's way too much homosexuality in seminaries already.” except that homosexuality wasn't the word he used
anyway I have a whatsapp group chat called “frociaggine del sabato sera” = saturday night faggotry. love that for me.
#the layers to this story... YES he was being homophobic. by saying gays shouldn't be priests.#but he openly acknowledged that there are MANY gays in the priesthood already and he wanted to cap that#funniest way he could've made that point. and using that specific vernacular on top of that... I'm flying#yes yes catholic church homophobic what's new. but the WAY IT ALL WENT DOWN#and the fact that this story was leaked by bishops who were in the private audience and highkey hate the pope for being TOO progressive#so they must have been like. I agree with his homophobic point. but I'm gonna use this word choice to destroy my enemy#ask#anonymous#popegate
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"You have no idea," Crowley whispers, leaning in closer still, his lips hovering just above the angel's. "Once I have you all to myself, I'll show you such sinful things, you'll forget you were ever an angel…"
I am sick, I am depressed and my adhd is acting up, therefore all claims that I might be projecting onto Crowley are all irrelevant
#send help for real#i had such bad night terrors last night that i woke up fucking sick and i've been feverish the whole ass day#and cause i'm afraid to sleep now#instead of...idk studying or maybe working#i'm writing teasing aziracrow because the good omens cosplayer i have a crush on poped up on my stories and i had to do something about it#being gay is hard#being gay with a stupid crush at my age is harder#i'm sick so you can't say anything to me besides sending soup and tea#good omens#good omens fanfiction#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#anthony j crowley#aziracrow#spencer speaks while he is sick so he should be quiet but here we are
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Popee popee i love uoi poppee i haven't watched you for years but I'll foreevrr loev you
#๑#poppee the performer#LET US ALL LOVE POPEE#he is so me...he is literally me trust#it's been popping up on my fyp a lot lately is this a sign to rewatch it
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S03E03 FATHERS AND SONSLook, I know you think you saw something up here. Or maybe you did see something. I don't know, but straight up, nothing actually happened.
#pope's face when he catches them is so....#the little smile as though this is confirmation of something he's been suspecting for a while#like 'yeah there it is i knew this was coming'#and jj stuttering over his words because he was seconds away from kissing her and he's reeling#and kie is just devastated that this is coming between them#jj x kie#outer banks#obx#obxedit#jiaraedit#jiara#outerbanksedit#jj x kiara#jj maybank#kiara carrera#jjmaybankedit#kiaracarreraedit#jiarasource#pope heyward
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‘My master has withdrawn from negotiations between the duke of Angoulême, his son, and Princess Elizabeth, and instead pursued a dynastic match with Princess Mary, showing his allegiance to the Pope,’ Du Bellay said. ‘This is untrue. Your master stopped the negotiations because the king of England asked for the duke to be kept in England during his betrothed time to his second daughter. It has nothing to do with his allegiance to me or the Roman Catholic Church.’
Thorns, Lust, and Glory: The Betrayal of Anne Boleyn, Estelle Paranque
#well. he got him there...#estelle paranque#fwiw i do think that was the self-fashioning of the action#so it was true in that sense#(it occurred in the context of the affair of the placards and francois' marriage to eleanor and contract with charles v and the medici#marriage to francois' son...#it was a gesture that francois knew would be rebuffed had always been my take#and in that sense it was a symbolic gesture to ingratiate the pope. absolutely .#he didn't want to 100% commit to either bcus france could at any point often need either#similar to the reason clement prevaricated on officially answering henry's annulment with a yes or no#what i take from the above is that that's what paul iii is calling out here.#that it was an inauthentic gesture#a way to maintain both alliances
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all the conclave jokes are fun but man it's genuinely such a good and genuine film exploring faith and doubt and how to exist in between them just genuinely so so good to me. i will defend that ending to my dying days idc
#im seeing some people saying it's cheap it's literally the greatest thing ever. ok so you want a pope who doubts you want a pope who is not#afraid to ask for forgiveness. and then it turns out he has been declared worthy all along. Open Mouthed!!!! kind of THEEE movie of the yea#for me. not that ive seen many movies this year but it was soooo good. the sets!!! the costumes!!! YUMMMM#also the vaping cardinal. hysterical
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Unfortunately woke up deciding I am going to write the most needlessly elaborate relationship between Ashur and Oriana after weeks of mulling, contemplation
#idk if he’ll be The One but he’s enchanted me since I first met him. I know they are besties…or more 👁️🫦👁️#sorry I really do think him being the imperial divine could be interesting (and hot. goth pope)#and having this sort of would they/will they situationship with this new laetan elf#who is also the student of Dorian and has a father that’s been very vocal about reformation in the caste system#and turns out she’s also very vocal about it while she gets so involved with the shadows and winds up working really well with him#I think he was probably the one that looked out for her the most when she first joined#which baffled her and ugh. love it#in my heart I know he was on that same job that had her meeting varric the first time#mwah.#prawn posts
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Trying to imagine if the Pope in Machette's universe is, like, a Pomeranian, and thus shrinks down to a fraction of his original size when wet. Like it rains and everyone is like 'oh, Your Holiness. Oh no'
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#I'm sorry I'm unearthing an ask from july I didn't get around to publishing this back then but it has haunted me ever since#yes#his holiness musn't get wet#I haven't really locked down the pope's design yet#initially I visioned him as an old greying bloodhound but then someone suggested spinone italiano for the bearded look#and I haven't been able to decide#big imposing good looking guy in his prime but now shrunken and hunched over and a little senile#mostly good natured but not really interested in running the church#but he liked Machete when he was just a priest and his assistant so he made him a cardinal and personally appointed him to a high position#so he's just constantly scurrying around and trying to keep everything rolling under the rule of a idgaf pope#answered#torn-by-dreams
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Girl help the reddit catholics are arguing about Conclave (movie)
Like i fully expected they'd be pissed about it but oh my godddd these people are a) mostly unwilling to even interact with ""anti-catholic media"" and b) pissing on the poor media literacy
"Everyone involved in making this movie should be black listed" from fucking where?? lol die mad abt it
#father rambles#spoilers in the tags#did you even watch the fucking movie dude????#“umm actshully benitez cant be pope bec SHE knew She was femalee and was getting vaginiplasty--”#what the fuck??? no#he said he had no idea he had a uterus until he had appendicitis at 30#then wanted a hysterectomy#also why are you so hung up on whether he can impregnate someone???#hes a priest who fucking cares#he shouldn't be impregnating anyone#HES NOT TRANS YOU MOTHERFU-#that would have been based as fuck!! but thats not what happened!! DID YOU WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE??#literally this would be a non-issue if he'd never had surgery
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the funniest thing about being catholic is that your friend would hit you up saying shit like “what do you think about the pope saying frociaggine?”
#to be honest i find all of this too funny#i’ve always been a pope francis defender in the sense that i think he’s a smart old man. but now i’m way too curious#what prompted him to say that SPECIFIC word#mic
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the first 5 seconds of time war 2
narvin voiceover: this is how the world ends 😔
me, leela, the doctor, any non time lord that's ever been to Gallifrey:
#get fucked futuristic 18th century british facism planet#Fs in chat for narvin still having at least some of the time lord supremacist imperialist brainworms though#i am Very intrigued as to how the most religious man on gallifrey is going to take Gallifreyan Jesus coming back to life#especially given the fact that narvin seems to have the capacity for genuinely complex thoughts and ethical dilemas now - even (i think) in#regards to gallifreyan civil religion#it must be so tempting to fall right back into the comfort and simplicity of faith (or zealotry if you'd rather)#i feel like big finish is going to fumble this#but yeah no i would love to see more consideration of narvin's shattering faith (that he absolutely does not consider to be faith)#and how that affects his decision making#how much is genuine belief and how much is WANTING to still believe#like come ON‚ narvin is currently getting deprogammed from military imperialist white man's burden catholicism#HOW IS THAT NOT MORE OF A FOCUS?#or am i going mad here‚ like‚ i assumed the faith/religion/cult (up to interpretation) angle of gallifrey was intentional#but they haven't really done much with it :/#anyway i need to write fobwatched 1800s catholic cardinal narvin‚ i've been thinking about that for months#narvin would be fucking mortified afterward about 'indulging in primitive supersition'‚ but he wouldn't have actually sounded much differen#swap 'rassilon' for jesus and 'president' for pope. same shit#gallifrey#narvin
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obx spoilers ahead!!
I'm so conflicted about the season 4 ending because on one hand I get it. life is unfair, it's unrealistic to give all of your characters happy endings, especially if said characters are constantly putting themselves in danger. it makes sense that not everyone survives four seasons of near-death experiences like being held hostage, getting shot at, almost drowning etc. on the other hand I can't help but be bitter that the person who had been abused/mistreated their entire life and who was clearly suffering was the one who had to die. at the hands of his biological father, may I add. I’ve seen some people say JJ was annoying this season and I get where they’re coming from, but all of his impulsive decisions and everything that happened at/after the town meeting just made me sad. he was struggling so much that he didn’t care what happened to him or if he lived or died. all he wanted was a future where he could live with his friends in their own little paradise without a care in the world. with the money from the crown and shoupe’s promise, it seemed like he was so close to happiness and inner peace, but they didn’t let him have that. so yeah, I get why they did this, but that doesn’t make it less upsetting.
#yeah I know it’s not that deep and it’s fictional#I just wanted to put my two cents in ig#I know they all had issues with their parents#not one good parental figure in sight (except pope’s parents tbh)#but jj’s story hit me the hardest#I’ve seen some people say that he was suicidal in s4#and I remember thinking multiple times throughout the season that he was depressed or at least extemely sad/hurt by. well. everything#so that’s what I mean when I say he was struggling (did this even need explaining idk)#there's also something to be said about the “realism” of this show lmao#rafe holding that giant cross by himself? sarah resurrecting after a fatal shot wound? sarah and jj not drowning in that storm?#those are just a couple of examples of how unrealistic this show is#yes it's entertaining but I think we can all agree that a lot of the shit that happened on the show would never work out irl lmao#so I feel like if your show is that unrealistic you can actually afford to give everyone a happy ending#also I just think that it would’ve been nice for abuse survivors/people with mental health problems to see that life can get better#but that’s a whole other tangent#also do not get me started on the fact that rafe was the one to bury him#obx spoilers#outer banks spoilers#outer banks season 4#obx#outer banks#jj maybank#john b routledge#sarah cameron#kiara carrera#pope heyward#cleo anderson#abuse mention#laura yaps#I wrote this at night pls excuse any spelling/grammar mistakes I’m tired
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