#he aint that bad

[lexicorp]

CC - Soara - TF Seeker OC

they got the they/she flavored pronouns, and are an ambitious, apathetic lil creature

their trine mates are Levatair and Seriph (gonna draw later hopefully lol), although she's very distant from them. CC gets annoyed by Lev and shits on him alot for being a "seeker stereotype". Seriph can respect CC's drive, but they fight every time CC is being abusive @ Lev.

In regards to Pre-War, CC was still "Soara", before they changed it (Lev often forgets-). Soara had a similar mindset to Starscream, as both cold construct seekers who wanted to be more than that, and pursue science. Soara was one of the many fliers denied access to the Science Academy, and instead would break in to eavesdrop, borrow equipment/the labs at night, etc. Although they'd gained the knowledge thru their self taught coding/hacking skills, they knew they'd never be taken seriously in the industry. so she was drawn to Megatron, when he was giving his speeches about the fragged up class system.

She joined the Decepticons with the other seekers, but pushed her identity as a scientist and coder by changing their name. They clawed their way up by Shockwave's side, and often works rather closely with him on larger projects. Although they still have to constantly prove themself so they don't drag behind and be demoted to just another seeker in the field. CC's relationship with Shockwave is tense, as he has retained a bit of a classiest mindset (his reason for being with the cons cuz he was fucked up and ostracized for his experiments and all that). He constantly will undermine her intelligence as a seeker, give arduously detailed instructions, leave out details that "doesn't concern her", etc. He doesn't /totally/ discount her; more of the "your smarter than average, I'll grant you that", kinda energy. And CC hates that slag. She likes the projects and being able to work with Shockwave, and is professional, but absolutely shit talks about him to Starscream. She also agrees with Star deeper into the war when Megatron gets more a-wall, that there should be a new leader. They support Star as a good option, but are far more subtle in their want to overthrow bitches. and they don't stick their neck out for Star by any means.

[yuwuta]

satoru is the friend that always upstages your boyfriend, but he’s so good to you that your boyfriend can’t really complain without coming across as the asshole in the equation. your boyfriend sends you flowers after your promotion, but satoru sends an arrangement of roses in the shape of your favorite animal. your boyfriend suggests going out to dinner for your birthday and gets you the piece of jewelry you’ve been eyeing as a present, but satoru’s the one who books the michelin-star restaurant and surprises you with a $10k handbag. you car breaks down and your boyfriend offers to pick you up/drop you off at work for the week, but satoru steps in a loans you his car and then tells you can keep it. and when your boyfriend does get the balls to confront satoru, he’s awfully relaxed, very calm as he explains that you’re his best friend in the whole world, so he just wants to treat you right. no harm in that, right? 

[astronnova]

doodles (as i avoid work) of the super awesome you wouldn't like me alive fic by @ectoplasmranch which i binge read in a 7 hour sitting yesterday

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 112

Once again, you know who is underutilized in DCxDP crossovers? Battinson. Skrunkly shivering boi. Who we should definitely give children to care for. 

 Did you know that Jason canonically had a brother named Danny? Well you do now, and it should also be used more. 

 We all want to give Battinson a robin, so why not give him four for the price of two. He of course gets Dick from the circus- he’s never going to go into public again, this was the first time he’d gone to do something out of his comfort zone for a while and look how that turned out. 

 And on one of the nights that Dick has to stay home (Alfred insists he must finish his homework if he wants to go out on patrol) Bruce returns to the batmobile to find not one child, but two. Is Danny reincarnated? Just appeared one day? Who knows, but he’s here now and going to protect his little brother. 

 Bruce might have tears in his eyes when they both hit him in the kneecaps and bolt because even with the armor it still hurts. How he manages to grab both kids he’s not too sure, but he ends up getting them food after they put the tires back. He also doesn’t understand how he’s convinced them into the car but they’ve both conked out and maybe he’s panicking and needs Alfred- 

 D-Dick why is there another child here? He’s the neighbor, cool cool. W-what do you mean he’s home alone, he’s like, 4?? What do you mean he’s been alone for a week now???

…

Alfreeeeed-

[graphitesblog]

This is Alastor

He is a reason people go absolutely nuts

[notevenserious]

can we just ignore every time i ever hated on this bitch😭

LOOK AT HIM

[flovoid]

just two strangers who gets mistake of being together since they share the same apartment by 'accident'

[compaculaaa]

Sentinel secretly being a softie with the sparklings when?

He probably does secretly linger when alpha is recharging with his sparklings, just standing by the berth hesitant to brush the chubby cheek plates of the sparklings and to touch’s alphas faceplate again. Then he would stop either when he realises what he’s doing or when he notices airachnid looking at him

[crunchchute]

first proper attempt at p1

[dramaticlacrosse10]

proof that Andrew Minyard is the goat. shutting bitches up with a single sentence. because neil smacked you... now what. you'll WHAT? WHAT, HOE? nothing. exactly,,,, stinky ass,

QUIET AINT NO BACKTWALKKKKKK

[snowcoming]

'omg dick was trying to put tim into arkham' and 'omg dick put jason into arkham next to to the joker' like bbg the only one having a bad time in arkham was dick himself 💀😭

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price cooks - Cooking Price-Wise (1971)

*I've made tons of gifs from this series. So there's more to come. This is from one episode.*

[mrtequilasunset]

Favorite genre of fanart is characters being drawn in literally anything that isn't their Canon outfit. Bonus points if it's boring. Put that man in some basketball shorts !! Make his ass into Adam Sandler !!

[nandermoenthusiast]

The coffin lands with a crash, Nandor already out of it gracefully as his vampiric nature grants him.

“Have you survived the fall Guillermo, are you allright?” he asks haughtily and with a barely concealed predatory grin at the yelping heap of limbs and clothes that is Guillermo right now. Of course he was never truly worried for his well being, Guillermo might be human, but he is no regular human, if his van Helsing blood has anything to say about that. Nandor just likes to tease.

“Yes master, im fine, i just wasnt prepa-“

Nandor offers him a hand out of the coffin, the way Guillermo has done so many times before for him. Nandor looks at him curiously, Guillermo looks all flustered right now, hes cute. Hes always cute of course, but damn. He hasn’t even realised the obvious parallel yet, just took his hand absent-mindedly as he was rambling about something. His hair is all mussed up too. Cute.

Probably the moment registers into Guillermo’s mind as Nandor hears his muttering protests suddenly cut short. He’s looking at their gingerly intertwined hands and kinda looks like hes about to swallow a frog, or maybe like he’s about to start crying again. This fucking guy. Always a theatrics with him. But Nandor has learned to lean into his little guy’s moods. He leaves him to his maybe horny maybe emotional thoughts and finishes helping him out of the coffin.

The air is thick between them now. He can sort of hear Guillermo’s heartbeat from this distance, the little guy probably has a concert thumping in his ears right now. Nandor enjoys playing with his food, always has, and today is no different. He takes a step closer. Guillermo takes an infinitesimal step back. There is a wall very close to his back. Right where Nandor wanted him.

“You know as i was saying about the cameras, Guillermo…” he starts feign-casual as he very not casually hovers over him, black eyes boring into him with the fire that only very rarely comes out in front of the crew. Guillermo looks like he’s a mixture between disbelieving and like he’s gonna pass out from hyperventilation at a moments notice. It’s an endearing mix.

“Y-yes, you -were saying something about your hair…” Guillermo couldn’t physically look away from Nandor if his life depended on it right now.

“And other reasons”, very seriously.

“- Yeah”, an exhale.

Just look at his eager little eyes. Should he put the guy out of his misery? Well come to think of it, should he put himself out of his own misery? He’s been in love with the guy for the better part of a decade now. Of course he’s not about to say that now. Let him play the part of suave vampire for his Guillermo, let him fullfill any fantasy he’s ever had, at the very least this very first time they do this dance. There will be time for the mushy stuff later. Come to think of it, what is Nandor doing?? Acting on years of pent up sexual and romantic tension, of course, but what is he setting himself up to? Heartbreak.

Violent, earth shattering heartbreak. Maybe not today, maybe not in 10 years, but soon. Soon to a vampire anyway. No- you don’t know that. If Guillermo loves me, he might find a way to not leave me like he always does. He always does leave. But then he also always comes back. Doesn’t he? Nandor loses himself in these thoughts for a moment, and Guillermo seems to notice his mind is suddenly somewhere else.

Oh, to be known so completely. Oh, to have a worthy partner, a partner who knows everything about you, a Lazlo to your Nadja, a Charmaine to your Sean, a Sire to your Baron. And to have to lose it in a matter of years. Just his luck. But also like Colin Robinson said, dont be sad cause its over, smile cause it happened.

Nandor’s eyes keep searching Guillermo’s as he draws closer and closer, eyes intensely registering every microexpression on his beloved’s face, the little crinkle between his brows and the small nervous smile that’s forming around his lips. His hands land seamlessly and delicately on either side of Guillermo’s face, and he feels his breath hitch. He really doesn’t give a flying fuck if he’s gonna suffer for a thousand years, Guillermo is here right now and he looks like he’s gonna break under his touch. One hand goes to cradle his head, thumb delicately swiping over Guillermo’s ear and pulse point, as Nandor brings their noses together and they breathe the same air for a moment. The other hand is held gently across his cheek, just there, a reassuring weight. “I’m going to kiss you now”.

And Nandor kisses him.

[tigitaldurtle]

UGH FINALLY. At home, drawing Gravity Falls characters again....... at peace.......

some silly magma doodles of The Mystery Twins feeling how I feel about the winter weather :')

[xxplastic-cubexx]

thought you'd enjoy this art by ozanpulat on insta.

OH I DO I DO VERY MUCH ENJOY THIS