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Ok so I get it tech didn’t come back
But
CONSIDER
We go to Lothol, we open the door to the world between worlds, and we go get our man ourselves?
I will die on this hill and you can’t stop me
#let me cook#he ain’t dead#no body no death#I live in a constant state of delulu#star wars#tbb#the bad batch#bad batch tech#spoilers#star wars the bad batch#mortis#star wars memes#tbb finale#tech lives
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i loved and i loved and i lost you.
i loved and i loved and i lost you.
i loved and i loved and i lost you.
and it hurts like hell.
SHADOW AND BONE | SEASON TWO
#netflix#recommandations#spoilers#shadow and bone spoilers#shadow and bone#sab#shadow and bone season 2#genya x david#genya safin#david kostyk#he isn’t dead#i don’t care about the books#he ain’t dead#my gifs
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Something I need the fix it AU writers who use Frodo as Bagginsgields child to focus more on:
Gimli meeting a hobbit that looks strangely like Thorin Oakenshield but has the last name Baggins before connecting the dots:
#bilbo baggins#the hobbit bilbo#the hobbit thorin#thorin oakenshield#thorin x bilbo#thorins company#bilbo x thorin#bilbo and frodo#frodo baggins#parentshield#thorin lives au#thorin durin#thorin and frodo#king thorin#gimli#gimli was like: now hold on second…. I may not be the sharpest rock in the moutian but something’s going on there#Legolas#Legolas knew the whole time too#Legolas is just like: relax cause this ain’t our business pal#Gandalf knew the whole time#Thorin finds out and turns into a mess#yes this is au’s where Bilbo isn’t as old and Frodo is only like 17#I don’t care#let me be delulu#I’m happier in delulu state#Thorin and the company go into panic mode#Bilbo just thinks his husband is dead the whole time but still slaps him when he sees him again cause Bilbo is just that queen#and Thorin accepts it cause he knows he deserves it for trying to throw his hobbit off the rampart#Thorin’s just like: yeah. that’s fair.#and Bilbo cries. and goes on a rant. cause he’s Bilbo mother freaking Baggins and he will if he wants to
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The Life Cycle of A Star
#my art#digital art#procreate#bg3#gale dekarios#astarion#astarion ancunin#gale of waterdeep#bloodweave#galestarion#comic#I am hoping and praying that this makes sense to everyone else#I’m basically just relating Gale to the life cycle of a star#like from baby gale to now gale#and Astarion is just happy he ain’t dead and exploded#okay bye now#PLEASE DONT SCHOOL ME ON STARS BTW I DID LIKE#30 MIN OF RESEARCH OKAY#MOST OF THIS IS FROM MY MIDDLE SCHOOL BRAIN SPEAKING TO ME#but tell me fun star facts and I’ll go :) !
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Raz’s Summer Staff Job at Whispering Rock
More…
#it’s a lucrative job for him#this is probably how he got his first car#a psitanium powered Geo Metro or something#psychonauts#razputin aquato#Sasha Nein#milla vodello#coach oleander#whispering rock psychic summer camp#pencil art#pencil comic#comic#Psychonauts comic#psychonauts 2000#psychonauts ain’t dead
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rdr fan culture is playing the game, looking at so many posts, and reading so much fanfiction that arthur’s dialect unironically starts slipping into your every day vernacular
#girl help#said ‘we was’ COMPLETELY on accident today.#i…. am cringe. but i am free#why don’t people say feller anymore. it’s such a perfect word#like sometimes that just ain’t a guy or a dude or a bro#that there’s a feller#same with the term ‘sweet on’#it’s so cute why did people stop using that??? it’s so much better than ‘crush’#he’s sweet on him vs he has a crush on him. one is obv superior i mean cmon#rdr2#shouting into the void#arthur morgan#rdr2 arthur morgan#red dead redemption 2#i live in a part of the us where yall and ain’t are common terms at least
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I do not trust Leander w the information about the MC’s hands like at all!! like, I just figured that the information about the hands was payment for the room because knowledge is currency and whatever but… other than that… what is he going to do w that information. Because if you do Vere’s little route, he says that word about your hands can easily get you locked up or killed like him. And Leander is the only one who knows what you’re capable of.. and has shown his manipulative side (multiple times),, so what is keeping him from using the hands thing as a “gotcha” for the mc to keep them from ruining his reputation (bc you know damn well you’re gonna see something unsavory w him bc there’s no way he’s not doing some fuck ass shit on the low). like idk i think that telling Leander of all people this info will bite the mc in the ass somehow.
#you know it’s Mattie’s Leander post bc I can’t go a day without saying something negative ab him😕#but idk i feel like.. y’all r too comfortable w him#idk what kind of underground rings he fucks around in but…#ain’t no way your info is not getting leaked like an old person’s credit card info on a sketchy website#those eyes are too cold and dead and emotionless for him to be the sweetheart he parades himself as#i don’t actually know what he would gain yet from snitching but… idk the thoughts there#ts game#touchstarved game#touchstarved leander#ts leander
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To the Ravioli haters out there I love this bird n could write a whole paragraph on how he’s misunderstood n also the best champion
#botw#breath of the wild#legend of zelda#loz#revali#loz botw#botw revali#revali botw#loz breath of the wild#aoc revali#rito loz#rito village#botw rito#loz rito#rito#I remember sometimes that he’s dead and ain’t coming back then I choose not the think about it#it’s ok I have retconned the og plot line#it’s like in aoc it makes me happy to see all the champions getting to live
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SHE MISSES SEEING HER DAD ON SHIFT EVERYDAY 😭
y’all know how we always say stella always looks so at peace when she’s hugging kelly? i just want to say she does the same with boden. like kelly and boden are the most important men in stella’s life and her biggest fans.
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James after getting a fatal injury in Quidditch: I’ll be fine
James after catching a cold: Take me out to the garden one last time
#you cannot tell me he ain’t the most dramatic man out there#the marauders#james potter#lily evans#peter pettigrew#remus lupin#sirius black#regulus black#the marauders era#dead gay wizards
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”His grades are hurting, Charlie” I will bet you all my money this means he has an A minus in one class
#gifted kid problems#dead poets society#dps boys#dps#dead poets fandom#gerard pitts#Like he’s such a smarty pants ain’t no way he has REALLY bad grades
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i’m looking for requests specifically for au! claggor, ekko, vi (there are none), silco (HELLO!).
#arcane#anya writes ✍️#ekko x reader#claggor x reader#vi x reader#silco x reader#no one cares anymore of the dead mob boss (in my world he ain’t actually dead)
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Murder On the Puppet History Set
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Ryan Tries to Solve a Confounding Crime While Estranged Producer Shane Madej and The Prof Hang Out and Are Entirely Unhelpful
#this is my first foray into puppet history art so hope I did it justice!!#shane and the professor vibing at the most inopportune times#holy baloney the background took an era#puppet history#shane madej#ryan bergara#the professor#shane and ryan#ryan and shane#watcher entertainment#all hail the watcher#watcher#shane and the professor#ryan “beef boy” bergara#the prof#pile of diamonds#I guess?? i mean he’s dead but he’s there#since you’ve looked through all those tags you deserve to know who killed him…….#it’s the substitute of course it’s the substitute#guy ain’t going down without a fight#if we don’t get violent substitute comeback next season ill eat my hat#(one of those “is it cake” hats but anyway)#the geek draws
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okay so in french baguette means wand/rod and it’s not solely used for bread like in english
but even so seeing red call it his ice baguette makes me cry laugh
#the fire rod is la baguette de feu#I’ve been comparing the French and English versions#and BOY#DO I HAVE COMMENTS ABOUT IT#the English one went really gay#like#REALLY gay#i can see why everyone bitches about it now 😂#star got the Spanish one and we’ve been going through them all#shadow link is link noir#but man they made vio into such a french asshole#he goes ‘pfuuuu’ all the time 😂#loz#four swords#red link#four swords manga#i feel like the English translation took the route of vio being like ‘I’m different than all the other links’#and the French one went ‘im literally better than all of you you guys fucking SUCK later losers’#but also the English one took out a lot of foreshadowing and for what?????#im also having a hard time with this version of français#i was raised with apparently a unique version of quebecois#they also switch between green and vert for green#it’s interesting#at one part where they think green is dead for the first time#blue just goes ‘NOOOOOOON GREEEEEEN’#and it took me a second cause I was like sooooomething ain’t right here
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do you think that when mary read the paper celebrating that arthur was likely dead that she combed new hanover, desperately trying to find a gang member who could tell her that it was a lie and arthur was fine
do you think she ran around saint denis, intentionally putting herself in danger to try to find a lead. that she saw charles and recognized him from the papers as one of the gang and despite being scared, asked him about arthur and pressed when he refused to answer
do you think she had to tell stories of their time together to prove she was who she said. and that she couldn’t take it when charles offered to show her where he’d been buried.
do you think they sat on that mountain and talked about arthur like he was there, both reminiscing on the love of their life, no jealousy to be had, just solace in being able to grieve with someone who understood.
do you think they kept in touch, an odd friendship formed over the shared love of a dead man.
because i do. i think that for as long as they could, they sent letters back and forth, making sure someone was always there maintaining the area around the grave marker and ensuring that there was always something there. be it a bouquet of flowers that arthur would have said he wasn’t a good enough man for or one of those cigarette cards that he swore he only collected for the money (even though he never turned in the completed sets).
i think they would work together to make sure that the last remaining piece of the best man they’d ever met never went forgotten
(i think mary moved to live closer to the grave, put as much love she had left in each petal of each flower on each bouquet. a belated way of apologizing to him that would never be enough)
#i think mary loved arthur but couldn’t stand the idea of learning shed been widowed by a paper celebrating that another outlaw was hanged#so she distanced herself to try to make it hurt less when he inevitably got killed#but instead only felt regret when she found that they’d spent the short time he had left either quarreling or apart from one another#mary linton#charles smith#arthur morgan#charthur#rdr 2#red dead redemption 2#it’s almost midnight and i made myself cry i ain’t editing or spellchecking anything
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I swear, if I hear Arthur Morgan so much as even think of himself as ugly ONE MORE TIME, I’m gonna— I’m GONNA — so help me God, I’m gonna make him look in the mirror and repeat positive affirmations to himself.
Me: “Say it!!”
Arthur, lassoed to a chair: “… I’m handsome.”
Me: “SAY IT AGAIN AND MEAN IT!!”
Arthur, trembling: “Goddamnit, woman - I’m handsome, I swear it!”
Me: “Good. If I get even a mere SNIFF of self doubt or self deprecation coming from you…” *cocks gun*
Arthur:
#am I insane? am I crazy? nah. that ain’t right#when Lenny asked why he wasn’t married and he said in his sad little cowboy voice ‘cause nobody would have me’ I damn near crashed out#gofundme to get Arthur some therapy idk#rdr2 community#rdr2 fandom#rdr2 arthur#arthur morgan rdr2#rdr2#red dead redemption fandom#red dead redemption community#red dead redemption arthur#red dead redemption two#red dead fandom#red dead redemption 2#freyjaofredemption text post
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