#hc that neither of them can cook for shit

[dewey-ing-it]

Donald: HELP! I TOLD DAISY I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Della, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

[sideysvault]

༘˚⋆HC’s of Deadpool and roommate!reader ༘˚⋆

Pairing: Wade Wilson x gn!reader

Mostly platonic with romantic undertones.

Word count: 0.5k

Warnings: Some foul language and canon typical violence

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— Neither of you cooked very often, so Wade memorized by heart all of your favorite orders in every restaurant, café, and bakery in town. He frequently buys you something from them every time you attend to his injuries or do something nice around the house.

“Hey, Pool. Can you do me a favor?”

“I would literally murder whoever you asked me to, and take the blame for the crime if that was what it took to please you ”

“Can you wash the dishes?”

“Nope.”

— When you are getting a bit too stressed about work or start self-isolating again, He would spontaneously take you to what he liked to call “Room dates”. They usually involve getting you out of the house to do something fun like the arcade or go karts.

“Stop bleeding all over the floor!. We’d totally be fucked if we had a rug”.

“But we don’t own a rug, Cookie”

“Stop fucking calling me that. And stop leaving your filthy body parts around the house. Why do you need them if they are detached?”

“Ok!. Ouchie five thousand”.

— You two would engage in constant bickering. You both had strong personalities and were absolute drama queens. Luckily, the fights would typically end when someone would burst out with laughter.

“What are you doing? Virtual sex? It thought I was the disgusting freak”.

“It’s ASMR you idiot. I’m trying to get some sleep”.

“Wow. That is just so sad. Technology these days is getting scary. What a fucking cuckoo world we live in…” (He fell asleep in the first 10 minutes of the video).

— Deadpool would always hype you up when you got well-dressed. He tried to get you out of your shell and encouraged you when you went out of your comfort zone.

— Wade is secretly a huge nerd and has made you watch every single Star Wars movie.

— He gets random splurges of energy and cleans the whole house up and down.

— You always remind him to eat at least two times a day and to sleep as much as possible. You would also leave bottles of water around the house so he remembers to drink it. If you were feeling hopeful, you also slid effervescent vitamins in the water bottles.

“I’m basically immortal. Sweet cheeks. I don’t know why you are trying to turn me into a green juice girly”.

— He would be obnoxious and refer to you as ‘mommy’ in front of other people because Wade knew how embarrassed you’d be if you could hear him.

“Sorry guys, as much as I enjoyed being a crime-fighting shit sizzler, Mommy wants me home by eight o’clock”

— You would always have to put very loud music whenever he is pleasuring himself because he is apparently incapable of being quiet.

— Usually, you don’t wear a bra around the house, and he always makes some stupid joke about it.

“Woah, turn off your flashlights. It’s like I'm being blinded by them”.

— Your shared home is truly the place where he feels most at ease. And to be honest, you have never felt safer or happier with any other roommate.

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[hollisiguess]

im bored so y’all are getting some hazbin hcs

Alastor is aroace and agender but he does not know it he has no clue what ANY of those words mean

Rosie actually knows that Alastor is all of those but to fuck with him she doesn’t tell him however she will from time to time call him one of those (for example when she says she knows Alastor is an ace in the hole)

Alastor and Rosie are in a qpr!

Velvette and Vox are besties they will gossip about everyone and everything

Velvette is a non-binary lesbian who uses she/her

EVERYONE in hell assume that the vees are a polycule and for the chaos they never correct anyone

Velvette barely tolerates Valentino and would like to beat the shit out of him at any given time

Ok I have to restrain myself with Velvette so last one even though Vox has beef with Alastor to everyone’s shock she hangs out with him every once and a while over some tea

Lute is aroace but she and Adam are « dating » bc people kept asking Lute out would never take no for an answer and it was making her uncomfortable

Despite everything Adam does care for Lute and is a good friend towards her hence why he agreed to the fake dating plan

Vaggie before getting her wings back would get HORRIBLE phantom pain from them and whenever Charlie would ask what was up she would always dodge the questions and Charlie wanting to respect her gfs boundaries wouldn’t push to much

Vaggies love language is acts of service and Charlie’s is physical touch

Charlie ADORES Vaggies wings she thinks they make her gf even more gorgeous then she already is

Vaggie is actually insecure of her wings as they remind her of a past she’s rather forget but Charlie fawning over them does make her like her wings a bit more

If Charlie is cold Vaggie will use her wings to make her warmer

After the battle against the exorcist Vaggie went back to thank Carmilla for her help and the two got to talking and ended bonding now they meet weekly at Carmillas to practice battle together (the both enjoy it greatly) and sometimes it leads to Vaggie staying for dinner

Carmilla Carmine is essentially Vaggies mom/mentor

Vaggie bonded with Carmillas daughters and they see eachother as sisters

Charlie will sometimes head over to cannibal town to give Rosie a visit and she now calls Rosie Auntie all the time

Vaggie brought Charlie to meet Carmilla and Charlie brought Vaggie to meet Rosie (both were super nervous to meet each others respective mom/aunt figure worried they wouldn’t approve)

Husk and Cherri used to hate eachother but after Angel forced them to hang out they grew to like eachother in a I hate u and hope u die/affectionate type of way

Angel does Cherris hair and I will not elaborate

Angel can’t cook for shit and almost set the hotel on fire many times (he’s now banned from the kitchen)

Vaggie however is a great chef!

Husk taught all the members of the hotel who didn’t already know how to play poker, poker

The hotel guests now have game night which is usually the entire cast struggling while Alastor, Husk and Vaggie sweep and have a rivalry between themselves the others are trying tho!

Alastor also taught the residents chess

Nifty eats the pieces

Im not elaborating on that last one

Vaggie and Angel actually like one another (PLATONICALLY) even considering one another one of their closest friends but neither would ever admit it out loud

Alright now that that's said Angel and Vaggie have mini cooking lessons in secret (WITHOUT ANY FIRE for safety reasons ofc) so Angel can make food for his friends

Lucifer and Vaggie actually bonded a lot especially given both are fallen angels

When Lucifer found out why Vaggie was cast out and how Vaggie had to physically restrain him from (somehow don’t question how he'd even be able to get to heaven to do it) beating the shit out of Lute

Shickingly Lucifer, nifty and Husk are friends and hang out

in fact Lucifer knew Husk before the hotel and had already grown fond of him

Sir Pentious and Charlie are besties

Charlie was the first person who Sir Pentious actually told he liked Cherri (the others still knew but like he actually told Charlie)

Sir Pentious makes Alastor babysit the egg bois after the outing he had with them a while back

Sir Pentious does like Emily but she kinda makes him sad as she reminds him so much of Charlie and he cant see her anymore given she's currently in hell

Razzle was always super attached to Charlie but Dazzle wierdly enough got super attached to Vaggie making her even angrier with Lute when she killed him

Imma end the hcs here cause this is already a shit tone lol

[shaunamilfman]

Me when I see your domestic Shauna hcs and immediately decide I need a Nat version so this is my formal request for some

If you want to ofc no pressure I just love your writing

-📝

Domestic Nat Headcanons

pairing: Nat Scatorccio x Reader note: no crash au. nat in her 20's. idk why i answered this so quick tbh

in my mind, Nat's a bartender. maybe opens her own bar one day in the future so she can get away with giving a few free drinks to people that aren't assholes. she charges the assholes double, of course. 

sleeps till like 2 every day and has black-out curtains over every window in her apartment. if you like natural sunlight, your ass is going to have to go outside. 

if you're asleep by the time she gets home, your ass will be waking up. she never does it on purpose, she just has no idea how loud she really is. humming quietly in the shower after work and not even thinking about the fact that the wall would amplify it. you don't have the heart to tell her to stop. 

on the flip side, she never really gets that annoyed if you wake her up while she's asleep. just rolls her eyes as you get up, and pretends not to be pleased when you kiss her forehead. immediately rolls back over and falls right back asleep. it's almost impressive how quick she is. 

blasts music while she's getting ready, or doing just about anything that allows her too. you're always coming home to her gaming and blasting music on her days off. 

night owl even on her days off, always has been. it's a rare sight to see her up before noon, and it's only if you or one of her friends specifically asked her. leaving the house with her sunglasses on and almost hissing at the sun. 

Nat can't cook for shit except for a few staple foods that she'd eat every meal if you'd let her. she's not necessarily bad at it, she just doesn't really have the patience for it. 

her space constantly looks like a hurricane came through it, but she always miraculously knows where everything is. if you try to organize it for her, she'll be so lost. messes it back up the second your back is turned. 

You constantly catch her in the middle of the night making the weirdest snack combination known to man. If the sight of her eating it doesn't make you want to gag, then she's not doing it right. 

has a half feral cat with some mean ass name like ‘bastard’ or some shit that she leaves food out for. she saved his life when he got stuck and almost starved, and got permanent scars as a thank you. the cat comes and goes as he please, and neither of you are sure how he's getting in or out. 

she always pretends the scars were from something much cooler whenever somebody asks. it's a different story every time. you think she must have a list somewhere she adds to when she gets bored. they're starting to get really creative. 

you witness the cat getting into a nasty street fight with another cat and Nat's just like “hell yeah, go bastard!”

the first time you visited Nat's apartment, the only furniture she had in the living room was a beanbag chair and a TV setup propped up on a box. gallantly offers you the bean bag chair as she eats on the floor cross-legged next to you. 

she insists that she was always going to get more furniture and that it was just temporary, but you're not so sure. the first thing she buys is this beat to shit couch that's somehow the most comfortable thing you've ever sat on. she's so proud of it. 

if you didn't force her to get more, Nat would only own one fork, one spoon, one plate, etc. insists that she can just watch them.

likes going out with your or her friends, but isn't as much of a fan of hosting the events. makes it harder to just leave when she starts getting tired of them. always tried to make you be the bad guy whenever she wants to go. “sorry guys, she's tired.” meanwhile you're wide awake. 

Nat's really good at fixing things, mostly out of necessity. still, if something’s busted, there's a good chance Nat's already on her way to the hardware store to get parts before you've even noticed. she really enjoys the process of fixing shit and ends up getting really into cars because of it. if it wasn't for the hours, she'd consider being a mechanic. 

absolute coffee fiend. you rarely see her without a cup. only drinks it black and will turn her nose up at the sugary stuff. she's not pretentious about it though, it's just how she likes it. 

Nat randomly comes home with little gifts for you, tossing it at you without really acknowledging it. if you press her on it she'll say some shit like “saw it and thought of you.” 

she's not a big fan of surprises. she has a bit of a routine and whenever there's a major interruption to it she gets a little antsy. with the way Nat grew up ,she really appreciates knowing just about how her days going to go before she starts it. 

Nat really enjoys watching movies with you. it doesn't really matter what it is as long as she can just turn her brain off and watch. she likes physical contact, but isn't super big on cuddling per se. the type to lift your legs up into her lap when you're laying across the couch.

[shveris]

my jjk headcanons, part 3

tumblr pls give me more colors

part 1

part 2

part 4

satoru’s favorite color can only be seen with the six eyes. he’s tried explaining it to his peers multiple times but it just left him frustrated and everyone else very confused like “wdym you can see different colour spectrums????”

modern!au sukuna calls the number on missing animal posters, imitates the noise of the animal that’s missing and then hangs up (he does the same with missing children ones, too, if he’s feeling particularly unhinged)

modern!au yuuji has a letterboxd account and his reviews are the funniest shit you’ll ever read

he does the same with steam game reviews, too, and at some point dragged megumi and nobara into his shenanigans as well

first year suguru said “eat the rich” and satoru asked “why do you wanna eat me????” (shoko cried tears of laughter). this is how suguru found out satoru’s a nepo baby

adult satoru brings nanami cds and vinyls from emo/alt/rock bands as souvenirs whenever he has missions abroad. nanami keeps telling him to stop but the first thing he does when he arrives home is listen to them

nanami is also who megumi got his taste of music from since nanami babysat the fushiguro siblings some times when they were younger

cult leader suguru calls shoko whenever he gets a serious injury and asks her to come over and heal it (she gets there as fast as she can)

quitting smoking was very rough on shoko but babysitting the fushiguro siblings and studying for her medical license was a great distraction

modern!au choso doesn’t have the tattoo/mark over the bridge of his nose, instead it’s just a huge scar he got as a kid during some accident

megumi likes listening to rain sounds while falling asleep

satoru’s a little (read: huge) nerd. his bookshelves are filled with lectures and studies about physics and math theories, documentations of all kinds of natural sciences, he keeps up to date with everything in the field and even peeked into biographies of big science people

despite satoru and suguru being very cat-coded, shoko is actually more of a dog person (how does she put up with them? we’ll never know)

nobara regularly uses megumi and yuuji to test out her new nail polishes. she’d wipe it off for them after but at some point neither of them cared anymore so the boys just run around with colourful nails some times

when we see sukuna eat popcorn and drink soda during his fight with mahoraga, it’s because he saw yuuji eat/drink all those things while he was in satoru’s basement. he got curious and wanted to try himself but we saw how that ended

an addition to the hc above, sukuna also has forgotten the flavours and textures of all kinds of foods. modern era foods would really mess with his taste buds because heian period food wasn’t particularly known to be as flavourful as it is today + they didn’t really use oil back then. sukuna would certainly be insanely overwhelmed if given a modern meal

this is not really a headcanon but also not canon because gege never specified it: only cursed spirits can see sukuna’s tattoos. there’s several indications in both manga and anime that humans & shamans alike cannot see the tattoos (correct me if i’m wrong) but in season 2 jogo’s inner monologue proves that he can see them. i’d like to think it must be because he’s a cursed spirit, which means all cursed spirits (or high ranked ones) are able to see the marks

when satoru held yuuji in that basement for two months, yuuji taught him how to cook because “sensei, you’re an adult. how do you not know how to make tamagoyaki??? we can’t order takeout twice a day!” (yes yuuji, he can, he’s gojo fucking satoru, he has a black card and swims in money)

yuuji is good at every sports, even the ones he’s never played before

[venoooo]

457 / Inhun hcs <3

(These r set in nosquidgame!au)

- Inho genuinely thinks Gihun is the single most handsome man alive, and he *adores* admiring his face like it's a work of art (it is).

- Inho usually goes to sleep later than Gihun, but not because he's working or is busy. He purposefully stays awake a little later to have time to admire Gihun sleeping.

- If the games didn't exist, Inho would work as a police detective with Junho and Gihun would own a small business.

- If it hadn't been for the games, I hc their meeting would've been due to Gihun visiting the station to file a report on whatever burglar when he sees Inho. They would lock eyes and the attraction would have been immediate and mutual.

- Inho loves black coffee, Gihun prefers tea.

- Without paranoia, Gihun can sleep anywhere in almost any position, as opposed to his boyfriend, Inho, who suffers from insomnia.

- Though he tries to hide it, Gihun finds Inho's bad jokes hilarious.

- Inho gets cold easily, whilst Gihun is usually warm.

- The first people to know of their relationship were Junho and Jungbae, both on accident.

- Junho really likes Gihun as his BIL, because he can tell Inho's never been happier, and that he's genuinely cared for.

- They like to gamble amongst themselves + they play poker together a lot.

- The winning ratio is about 50 / 50.

- Gihun is a sorer loser than Inho.

- Inho has a surprisingly decent singing voice. Gihun found out about this when, one night, after a couple drinks, Inho performed for him.

- Gihun will sometimes just *remember* that he's actually dating Inho, and that he actually gets to kiss him and- holy shit, *he's dating Inho*.

- Gihun loves spicy food and can handle it well. Inho likes it too, but his tolerance for spice is fairly low.

- At one point in their relationship, Inho seriously considered starting to wear tall hats or even chunkier platforms to match Gihun's height.

- When they kiss, Inho doesn't stand on his tippy toes, Gihun tilts his head downward.

- Inho's greatest loss in life was his wife and kid, the second was Gihun's long hair.

- Inho has several moles on his neck, and Gihun likes to kiss and count them (especially at unfortunate times).

- Inho is very fond of Gayeong, and Gayeong likes him a lot too.

- She (Gayeong) knows Inho as one of his dad's "closest friends", but suspects there's something more to their relationship.

- Neither can cook to save their asses.

- Inho probably knows other languages / codes, and he teaches Gihun a few words so he can call him cute names without anyone noticing.

- Sanguine × Choleric temperament 100%

- Gihun is prone to sudden cramping. Like, they'll be walking and suddenly he'll clutch his ankle, crying in agonizing pain. Inho thinks this is hilarious, but would never laugh in his face for it.

- Their lucky numbers are 6, 7 and 8.

- They like cafe dates a lot.

- Gihun likes to take selfies of themselves a lot, but Inho absolutely despises photos.

- Inho gets easily jealous when Gihun talks to other men, while Gihun get's self-conscious when Inho does the same.

- Both are the "13 in 1 soap" typa guys.

- Gihun's stubble is one of the many things that drive Inho absolutely wild.

NSFW hcs?!?!? 🤯

- Inho has a very high libido. This is a result of being under constant stress and years of repressed urges.

- Gihun was a moderate libido, but won't hesitate to reciprocate as soon as Inho initiates.

- There's nothing more satisfying for Inho than 3+ hour long sessions of *making love*. He greatly enjoys foreplay and loves to drag things out as much as possible. Gihun, on the contrary, gets whiny and desesperate.

- Gihun isn't exactly an inexpressive man, but he sure brings out his most responsive side in bed. He's loud and shameless, and the faces he makes are downright obscene.

- This is one of the main reasons why they can't get touchy outside their home.

- Blowing and eating Gihun out is one of Inho's greatest pleasures.

- When Inho gets home from work, all stressed and tired, the first thing he asks of his boyfriend is to please sit on his face.

- Something they both want but would never admit to each other is Gihun wearing lingerie.

- Gihun has naturally well-sculpted thighs, and Inho just *loves* to fuck them.

- One of the things that can get Gihun off almost instantly is getting spanked.

- He also likes being choked and bittten and having his hair pulled.

- Gihun's cock is particularly sensitive. He'll get all swollen and red with the slightest touches, and he leaks *so much* pre.

- It's not so often that Inho likes to boss Gihun around in bed, but when he does, he'll make an absolute *bitch* out of him. So much that Gihun is shaking and limp for the following days.

- Gihun masturbates often, and more than once has Inho walked in on him.

- Inho wants Gihun to cum on his dick and his dick alone. So if Gihun tries to touch himself, he'll either cuff him or just restrain his wrists.

- This isn't my headcanon, but I read on twt (I think), that Gihun is canonically older than Inho (51 and 49). So Inho will be pounding him and suddenly ask "Does it feel good, hyung?" to an incoherent Gihun.

- They love to fuck in the shower.

- What places have they fucked inside their home? More like what places have they *not*.

- Once Gihun wakes up in the middle of a wet dream, he won't ve able to go back to sleep unless he gets off. This is why Inho has woken up to many pleasant surprises.

- One of the things that get Inho really going is hearing Gihun actually *sob* his name while he pounds him.

- Gihun can't really control his spasms once the pleasure starts building up. This results in several scratches down his boyfriend's back (HE LOVES IT).

- Dacryphilic Inho is real.

- Inho is a traditonal man, his favorite positions are missionary and doggy.

- Gihun's are cowboy / reverse cowboy, front face and g-whiz.

[dehydration-stati0n]

Kid, Killer, and Law Friendship HCs

Rules Word Count: 1.0k Spoilers: Wano

Kid

Kid is hard to get close to, but once it happens, you've got a friend for life

If he catches anyone messing with you in any way, he'll beat the absolute shit out of them

He's ridiculously protective in that way, especially after what happened with Killer in Wano, he's gonna make sure none of his other friends experience pain or humiliation without him intervening

Despite what his reputation suggests, he's fairly decent at comforting people in his own special way.

He'll hand you a bottle of bourbon and the weapon of your choice, and the two of you will go blow off some steam in the area nearest to you.

If you ever asked him to build you something, he'd reluctantly go and do it. Even if he muttered a few curses under his breath as he did it, he'd secretly be really happy you asked him. He takes great pride in what he does.

If you're friends with him, it'd almost be expected of you to be a part of his little crime sprees. Killer is a good accomplice on his own, but imagine having two accomplices. The three of you would be unstoppable.

He'd almost be magnetized to you, following you around wherever you go. He really likes being around people he trusts, and you happen to be one of them. Even if neither of you say anything.

He might yell at you sometimes, but he doesn't mean it in a mean way. It's kinda like his love language. He gets loud to show he cares about you. It's another one of the weird quirks he shares with people he likes.

Arm wrestles anyone??

I could see them being one of his favorite past times.

Kid is really open-minded. You could bring up almost anything and he wouldn't judge you for liking or hating whatever that thing might be.

He wouldn't mind helping you put on makeup, he actually really likes doing it for his pals.

If you manage to get him to open up to you about his emotions and how he feels, just know you're at the very peak of affinity with the redhead.

Just you, him, and Killer, dressing horrendously and causing problems.

Killer

If you're friends with Kid, you're friends with Killer. You either get both of them or none of them.

He's so thankful you're here, he desperately needs someone to help out with watching Kid

Do you like cooking? He likes cooking. Maybe you could do it with him? There are a lot of people to feed and he'd really appreciate the help.

His way of comforting people is WAYY different from Kids. Some might even say more humane.

He's more of a hugger in these situations. Not much of a talker but he can comfort you physically.

He and Kid are horrible to have as enemies, but if you somehow manage to become friends with them, they'll be the most loyal friends you've ever met. Whatever you need, Killer is there to help you out.

You two are the therapy friends for the crew.

He's really good at calming people down, so if you're ever mad, stressed, or upset in any way, it's probably best to go to him instead of Kid.

He's really knowledgeable about random things within the One Piece world and will be very internally excited if you ever wanted to sit and hear him ramble.

He likes to check in on you and the other members of the crew as often as he can. You've all been through a lot together and he likes to make sure you're all good.

He has a great memory and hardly ever forgets important dates. So if no one else shows up for your birthday or whatever niche date you might find important, just know Killer would be there.

He really likes doing things for others. It wouldn't be much of a surprise if you woke up one day to breakfast already made, or errands you were meaning to do already done.

Killer has such a great adoration for graffiti art and likes to go out with you to spray abandoned houses or broken walls with paint. He likes the artistic expression that graffiti holds.

Law

He's really big on quality time so he'll frequently invite you to sit with him in his office or out on the dock depending on if you're underwater or not.

He wouldn't mind it if you rambled on about something, in fact, he'd almost encourage you to do so.

He'd constantly ask for your feedback on a lot of his plans or thoughts he has.

The absolute dryest sense of humor. All. The. Time.

He'll try to solve just about all of your problems. Your noticing you have slow reflexes? Try this. Coffee's giving you headaches? Let him try making a pot. Something about your eye is bugging you? Let him take a look.

I hope you like cheap doctor visits, cause this guy will gladly treat you for free.

Sure, he's normally a private guy, but he'd be so honest with you. If you ask, he'll tell you. You're probably the only person who's seen him smile, or laugh for that matter.

He'd let you draw on his arm with a pen while he worked.

He's pretty strange himself, so if you had any out-of-the-ordinary hobbies, he wouldn't be the one to judge.

He wouldn't ever admit it in front of the Strawhats, but he really does like to explore, especially if it's just the two of you.

There's just something about wandering a new area with someone he finds endearing that's just so pleasant to him.

He loves to have mini-debates with you. Something about his thoughts being questioned makes him fall into a welcomed rabbit hole of new ideas and stronger plans.

Your lawyer in times of trouble.

Most nights it'll be you, Law, and the rest of the crew, sitting around below deck and playing whatever board games y'all got on you at the moment. Chess, Monopoly, Uno. Sometimes you guys'll even do puzzles.

[mooncalf87]

hihi!!! if ur accepting requests, could i ask for some raine x eda date hcs??? like, where would they go? casual or classy?? do they kiss??? what happens after a date????

if ur uncomfortable/dont wanna do thai requests, no pressure!!!

(Takes a drag of a cigarette) 's been a long time sense I've made a hc list. Not sense the dreaded hazbin hyperfixation.

Anything for you my queen i can see you going down the wormhole of my posts in my notifications just please don't find my old cringy toh stuff from 2022

Raeda date hcs!

Raine is a big fan of classy stuff but they only actually like to go to fancy restaurants if special occasions, that way it's more like a rare treat!

For the most part they pack a lunch and find a cozy spot in nature, but sometimes they'll go to the pub or a smaller restaurant

For their own dates Raine LOVES cooking, the food in thr castle was absolutely terrible so they got used to making their own food and they actually got really good at it.

Their dates are mostly just chilling with them and their instuments- Eda found a way to play without using magic so now they've written all kinds of new duets!

LOTS OF KISSESSSSS raine is a huge physical touch person and eda pretends to hate it but everyone and their mom knows she doesn't.

On the occasions where they go to a fancy restaurant the kids are usually there (the times they go to fancy places are usually for birthdays/holidays/graduations etc) but neither of the parents mind at all. Eda and Raine still consider it a date and they love having their kids there with them- even if King doesn't have good table manners.

Sometimes the kids will surprise them with going to the human realm for the day or even a whole night so that Raine and Eda can have a cozy movie night or just quite time in the house without kids there.

Genuinely I want to write more but I have a fever and feel like absolute shit so uh. This is all you get for now yeah LOL I might update this later if I think of anything else

Snuggles all the time everyday. Raine needs some form of physical contact always if she is within their sight, even if its just something as small as their thumbs touching.

I think we all know what happens after the date

[velveteenoutlaw]

it's ya boy back with more Morston hcs literally no one asked for

but wait, it's the

♡ generic modern au edition ♡

─── ꒰ঌ·✦·໒꒱ ───

John is still a bisexual disaster Arthur is still the gayest bear, but this time he's trans

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John works at one of those drive through oil change places. he fucking hates it.

Arthur keeps telling him he can get him a job at the repair shop he works at. John just shrugs him off (he thinks he's not smart enough :(( ).

─── ꒰ঌ·✦·໒꒱ ───

Arthur works for Dutch and Hosea at their 100% legal and above board used car dealership / repair shop. he'll work on cars, he'll repo cars, but he'd rather eat a tire than sell cars.

─── ꒰ঌ·✦·໒꒱ ───

When Arthur's not driving his tow truck, he drives a vintage pickup truck that Dutch gifted him. how Dutch acquired the vehicle is still up for debate.

─── ꒰ঌ·✦·໒꒱ ───

John is a biker at heart, but drives an ancient old toyota corolla :(

it's a piece of shit and no one knows how he keeps it running. even Arthur can't figure out how John's got it jury-rigged.

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like his car, John's phone is a piece of shit with a busted screen. he keeps Arthur's name in his phone as things like Daddy Big Dick. it makes Arthur cringe, but he kinda loves it.

Arthur's phone an older model (if it works, don't replace it), but its in pretty good shape. he always keeps a heavy duty case on it because he's always dropping it.

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John was really nervous about telling Arthur he was a single dad. he was convinced Arthur wouldn't be interested in him anymore once he told him.

Arthur was a little unsure at first, more worried what Abigail would think of him than anything.

Abigail herself was apprehensive at first, mostly because the first time she met Arthur he had just come from a...rough repo job. but once she saw what a nervous mess this mass of a man was around her, she warmed up quick.

Jack loves his uncle Arthur.

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Arthur still journals and draws. he also dabbles in ballpoint, colored pencils and watercolor. the diner he frequents has some of his napkin art on the walls. Hosea also tapes up every doodle of Arthur's that he finds around the shop.

John has hinted a few times he'd like Arthur to design him a tattoo. Arthur just shrugs him off, saying his art isn't good enough to get tattooed. John's about ready to steal one of the sketches from the diner or shop and get it done.

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speaking of tattoos, John has a ton. most of them were done in shops, but he does have a decent number of scratchers.

John collects flash sale tatts like stamps. Arthur will go with him, but John hasn't been able to talk him into any. yet.

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after they move in together they fall very quickly into the old married couple trope. every little routine they share feels so natural.

the early morning person, Arthur Morgan, wakes a little after dawn to start coffee and breakfast. he usually has a cup by himself before dragging John out of bed.

John wasn't used to more than an energy drink and cigarette for breakfast before Arthur.

if they're not planning on going out for lunch, John will have a cigarette and pack them sandwiches.

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neither one were very good cooks when they met. after they moved in together they both started learning so they could cook decent meals for the other. ♡

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John is banned from getting in the shower with Arthur. he can't keep his hands to himself, the shower is way too small for both of them, and John likes showers hot enough to melt skin.

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John loves helping Arthur with his injections. it makes him feel really close to Arthur. it gives him the most intense warm feeling that Arthur trusts him enough to let him know and see that side of him, and that he trusts John to handle his HRT (and trusts him with a syringe lmao).

Arthur thinks John likes doing it so he has an excuse to touch his thighs. to him, his HRT is about the same as his SSRIs: just a medication he takes.

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Arthur was blessed with small tits pre-transition. over the years he’s worked on his chest to the point he could go topless without many second glances, however he’s still self-conscious about it so he doesn’t.

he’s sort of played with the idea of top-surgery, but doesn’t want to pay for it or be out of commission for any time at all. he’s also a little paranoid that he’d lose some of the feeling in his chest/nipples and he fucking loves them touched in bed.

on particularly dysphoric days he’ll either put on one of his Dysphoria Hoodies™️ or bust out one of his binders.

John is a little obsessed with Arthur’s binders as they look like tight crop tops. he's tried and failed to convince Arthur to wear crop tops (even tho he’d be hot as fuck).

Arthur's still a top.

John's still a bratty bottom.

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John sucks strap with all his heart. one day he will get Arthur to cum through that silicone dick.

John had never really used toys before, but he's gotten very used to them. he loves picking out which dick Arthur fucks him with. his favorite is an average sized one that matches Arthur's skin almost perfectly. it's not special in anyway other than he can tell it makes Arthur absolutely euphoric to look down and see it.

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when he's not choking on Arthur's strap, he's making a goddamn meal out of Arthur's tdick. he likes to make a show of moaning and bobbing his head as he sucks him off, it makes it impossible for Arthur to look away.

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before John, Arthur would have considered himself pretty vanilla. now Arthur loves putting on his leather chaps and swatting his pretty pony with his favorite riding crop.

Arthur's still a big fan of frotting. especially if John's bound, and overstimulated, and whimpering. ♡

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[basilsnotemo]

WOOO HEY !! I hope I came up with a good question!!

What’s your favourite hcs for your favourite ships??? I’m keen to know yours now!

Ooooh ok. Im just going to do creek for now because if I do anyone else it’s just going to be too much. Buckle up this is going to be a long one.

Craig cooks, Tweek bakes. They can not switch or the fire department is going to be called.

Tweek works it out with his parents so that very Friday, Tweek doesn’t work so they can have a date night. Usually this consists of them going to 7/11 and getting a shit ton of snacks and drinks and going back to either his or Craig’s house (usually Craig’s, unless they want extra privacy because Tweek’s parents are never home) and watching movies and just hanging out. Every once in awhile they go out and have a “real” date and they go to dinner or a movie or some other activity. But they prefer their at home movie nights it’s more intimate and more, them.

Tweek gets sick like, all the time. And Craig is always right there regardless of whether or not he’s got a migraine, or a flare up of chronic illness, or the flu, craig is going to be right there by his side until he feels better. (Also side headcannon, I hc that Tweek and Craig’s moms are like high school besties, so when Tweek’s mom is working, if Tweek is sick and they are super busy and she can’t come home from work, Laura will come over and take care of him. )

They meal plan like crazy. Craig likes a solid routine, and he likes to know ahead of time what he’s going to make. Tweek just likes less pressure at the grocery store, he knows exactly what he’s needs to buy

Their wedding was insanely non traditional. Kenny married them in their back yard, they didn’t do vows, there was no cake, no drinks, they had dinner and everyone was hoke by 6. The only people there were Tweeks parents, Craig’s Parents, his sister, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Tolkien, Clyde, and Jimmy. They weren’t even going to HAVE a wedding because NEITHER of them like attention at. all. But their Mother’s and Clyde bitched, until Craig and Tweek relented and let them plan a SMALL wedding for them. It was really nice and they appreciated it later.

Tweek owns the coffee shop, and Craig works for NASA remotely from home. Sometimes if Craig is done early he will come help Tweek in the shop to keep him company

They have no children, Craig loves kids, but doesn’t want one in his house, he likes to play with his niece and then give her back to his sister and go home to his quiet house.

They have a guinea pig and two cats, much like how the guinea pigs are always named stripe, the cats are named after some sort of coffee.

Tweek can NOT sleep without Craig. At all. They discovered this in high school. So Craig made sure to invite Tweek over for a sleepover every couple days to make sure he got some rest. Even if they are fighting (which is rare) they still sleep in the same bed.

They are both blind af, Tweek doesn’t really have a preferred method of vision correction, but tends to go for contacts if he’s working because hot steamy things and glasses don’t mix very well. Craig on the other hand refuses to wear contacts and will only wear glasses (it’s a sensory thing.)

They are VERY good at taking care of each other. It’s almost like they are psychically linked they know exactly what the other needs at any given time.

Tweek has a lot of health problems, on top of anxiety and depression he’s got stomach issues, he’s got dental issues, he’s got skin issues. Most of that is related to the drug abuse forced upon him by his father, but I do hc him to have CVS outside of that.

Craig also has some health issues, he’s got depression, anxiety, lactose intolerant, I also hc that he develops lupus later in life because I’m mean and I like to project

Tweek loves to read, specifically horror novels, which is surprising to anyone who has met Tweek but it’s surprisingly helpful with his anxiety.

Tweeks got KILLER back problems from working such a labor intensive job from such a young age, Craig knows exactly where and with the exact amount of pressure to rub his back to make it feel just a little bit better, even if it’s just for a few minutes.

Tweek accidentally ruined his own proposal, what happened was Tweek got a phone call from the bank saying there was a $5000 purchase from the debit card, and Tweek was like wtf so he confronted Craig about it, but Craig was super cagey about it. and at this point Tweek has convinced himself that Craig is cheating, and he’s going to leave him and Tweek doesn’t know how to be alone, and he’s getting all worked up and about to have a panic attack in the middle of the mall and craig sighs and says “do you really want to know what I bought?” And Tweek nodded trying to calm down. Craig pulled a small black box out of his pocket and showed him what he bought. It was an engagement ring that Craig had picked out. Tweek just looked at it, started crying again, like omg you were going to ask me to marry you. And Craig’s like yeah silly, and then Tweek reaches into his pocket and pulls out a box, pissed at craig after the fact because HE was planning to ask Craig to marry HIM.

Anyway that’s all I got for now

[punkeropercyjackson]

Because I think that was approval? I'm sending the Annabeth Therapy Arc Headcanons:

They/He lesbian aromantic Annabeth. In full agreement about the owl wing top scars - also they may be poly? Idk i think that could be nice.

I also think they have a shit haircut he did himself with a knife in the mirror. They're very proud of it (- and lowkey they shouldn't be because it looks BAD).

Probably got a dog on their therapist's advice because after he realizes he's an abusive partner and had a lot of Luke's grooming affect who they are and how they treat people, he's self isolating and he's not ready for people connections so. Dog. He has one massive drooling fluffy thing and one tiny lil chihuahua lookin one - no specific breed I bet they're shelter dogs.

You're not an autistic Annabeth believer, and neither am I. I don't have any specific hcs but I do think he has low empathy.

I imagine they live on the road because they can't feel comfortable in one place even after everything they've gone through. Goes around the country to look at different museums and sketch/photograph architecture and work on their own designs. Probably sells their own sketches at small venues, most definitely writing a book about it.

Tried to go to college for an Architecture degree but dropped out because let's be fair he would never fuck with structured education and also become of the above "they can't feel comfortable in one place after everything" thing.

Has the shittiest car in the entire world. It's breaking down every week. This thing is running on duct tape and prayers.

Doesn't want contact with Persephone out of both guilt and also because it brings up bad memories of some very bad moments in their life, but through talking to Grover, eventually Grover reactivates an old group chat of the three of them from when they were kids. There's not really friendship there but they occasionally text happy birthday or send photos and respond with like. one positive emoji. Less friendship and more "yeah I'm still alive. here's a dog photo".

Tries to help out younger demigods around the country when they meet them. Tells them stories about this cool girl who's the daughter of posideon and kicks ass. Teaches them what he can. Tries to be better than Luke. Some of those kids bum rides in his van for a bit, some remember him and see him later in like a different state two years later and catch up. Accidentally becomes like a mentor figure to half the United States' demigod population - again, Luke parallels, except HE'S not a PIECE OF SHIT. He actually can interact with children WITHOUT being a pedo or a fascist about it.

Has the whitest music taste known to man - we all have our flaws. Not like taylor swift, but def VERY white.

Prob does art therapy I think.

Gets a platonic partner when he goes to a small art show and displays his work, meets the girl at the display next to his, and they talk for 6 hours and it's wonderful. She gives him his first tattoo and they love it.

I do think he's trying his best to be less White Feminist and learn and listen to other people. Probably goes to protests and poc events (mainly artist based ones) if he stumbles across one to talk to people. He fucks up a lot but IS making an effort even if he sticks his foot in his mouth every once and a while.

tldr I actually really have a soft spot for Annabeth even if they kind of suck because I think they should be able to get better. In my heart their post-canon is becoming transgender and running off into the sunset to get better as a person and become a better person than all his abusers and be super happy far away from Percy.

SIB COOKED🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[presidentofthelipglossclub]

windblade/quickshadow hcs?

quickshadow is actually still a code name. when she ran into windblade, she introduced herself by her real name on accident.

windblade has trouble remembering her life before being remade by primus, so she doesnt talk about it. quickshadow looked into her past as a gift for her, leading them to become closer.

quickshadow was the first bot windblade met on earth, and the same goes for her. they both agreed not to tell anyone else about each other. (quickshadow bc spy, windblade bc divine mission/destiny)

they met each other before meeting with their respective teams.

windblade and heatwave get along extremely well, which makes quickshadow VERY jealous because heatwave is her bff and windblade is her gf. she doesn’t need them to be friends!!! (its like the episode with dani blades and bumblebee)

quickshadow helped windblade find tech and helped make her caches

windblade frequently shows up to wherever quickshadow is on her missions to help out

when cybertron was eventually rebuilt and the old council was replaced they got a place together

post-rid, when the bee team was getting trained to join the rescue bots, quickshadow was constantly pulling windblade away from the others for “private training.” (they were pretty much just flirting the whole time)

when windblade realized quickshadow could fly they started to train their aerial moves together. they have coordinated routines and fighting plans, and they also sometimes just fly around to talk

quickshadow doesnt usually wear anything on her face, but she knows how to do makeup. in the mornings when windblade is too tired to do hers, quickshadow does it for her. (occasionally windblade returns the favor and does her gf’s makeup)

post-rid, they like to go on dates to museums and try to find their old stuff (bc y'know windblade was unconscious for like the whole war bc of primus and quickshadow had to be in hiding)

neither of them can cook for shit so they pretty much always get take out or get food from their friends

windblade technically doesn't have a job so quickshadow is the one who pays bills. windy is sorta like a feral cat in that sense. basically she just goes around completing divine quests and then she comes home and her wife takes her to dinner.

sorry i took so long to answer this also!!!

[pumpkinsy0]

Any purly living together HCs?

im rubbing my hands together like a fly for this one WOO

•i think pony wouldve asked curly if he wanted to move w him bc he wants more opportunities for himself, but curly was unsure for a while if he rlly wanted to make that big of a change in his life

•yes yes the curtis gang would feel bittersweet about pony leaving but imagine the shepards</33, i feel like tim and angela would be surprised that curlys moving out bc hes always wanted to stay there, but at the same time hes growing up

•i think before this curly and tim wouldve talked about it a lot, like if curly rlly wanted to move or not, its a bug thing for em, tim wants to stay and to have curly leave would rlly change him i thing, not for the better or worst, just change him

•angela would be upset but hey, what can she do about it, she punches curlys arm and tells him he better not kill himself out there and to keep in contact

•i WAS gonna say “mwahaahhahaha make them move to nyc so i can have them close to me and insert my own experiences but also so pony could have more opportunities” but,,,ill b nice and say they moved far but not THATTTT far, idk where they r tho

•BUT if we wanna go down them just living together, lets just say theyre in the same state as everyone still, just in a different neighborhood n what not

•NOW its more upbeat, curly thinks the area is boring but pony likes it so its whateverrrr

•neither of them can cook woukd be me being an ass, pony can cook, he just doesnt like to, curly however rlly cant, so most of the time theyre eating bagged or take out food, either that or someone just brings them cooked food they can eat as left overs

•im sorry, no pathetic wife curly for this one, curly gets a part time job here, he wants to help pay the rent, and ponys glad bc this economy is ASS

•they would fluctuate chores, but nahhhh, they usually both stick to the same ones

•theyve fallen asleep on the couch numerous times instead of just going to bed, they both have shit sleeping schedules neither will actually address

•pony will call home nearly everyday just to update on what's going on, and curly calls home not as much, but still pretty frequent

•bc ponys so used to not having the door locked bc thats just how he grew up, curlys always scolding him, bc r u TRYING to let a serial killer in???😭😭

•they dont rlly let anyone inside their house, they just,,,dont,,,like unless ur family, chances r ur not getting invited to their house

•they realized they could take any stray that they wanted home w them and just havent stopped bringing them in since

•theres always SOMETHING in their house left on, a light, the tv, SOMETHING

•i personally want them to live in an apartment bc it would b funny if curly was like “its so our water bill is t high” and pony KNOWS they dont pay for the water, but just goes along w it (also yes they shower together more)

•theyre like, almost never fully clothed, especially curly, his shirt is just always off, theyre just comfortable that way, IM NOT SAYING THEY HAVE THEIR BARE ASS OUT BTW🙎🏽‍♀️🙎🏽‍♀️

[collidescopeeyes]

I love your recent swain hc! Can u pls write modern swain who would always receive handwritten notes thats always attached on his lunchbox from reader, but if reader is upset or mad at him there would be no notes or his lunchbox's food is just a plain bread

This is so fucking funny asdlkjskh

Modern!Swain misses his handmade lunches after a fight

- Swain always looks forward to your lunches, they're a highlight to his day. Not only are you a fantastic cook, but it's a little reminder that you care in the middle of what's usually a busy and high-stress day. He keeps every single note in a little box in the bottom of his desk, and if he ever needs a pick-me-up to get him through the day he reads a few at random.

- You don't fight often, but the absence of your little notes stings worse than anything you say in the heat of the moment. If he gets a lunch with no note he's spending the rest of the work day trying to figure out how to make it up to you.

- This time though, he fucked up. He's been busier than usual lately and you got into an argument about his awful work-life balance; you mentioned that it felt like he wasn't putting in much effort and he said maybe you should be putting in less effort. Instant regret but the damage was done, you storm off and he resigns himself to the doghouse. Still, his lunchbox is still on the counter when he wakes up (it's an expensive couch but it ain't built for sleeping on), so maybe you're not that mad at him? Still, he resolves to apologize as soon as you're ready to talk.

- Lowkey he's dreading lunch all work day. The upside is he gets plenty of work done; no one's dares to bother him considering the aura of death he's radiating. Rumors start circulating about who's gonna get fired but Darius tells them not to worry, he's just sulking cuz his wife's mad at him. That starts a whole other round of rumors–you’re so nice, wtf did he do to get you mad at him??

- How does Darius know this? Well. You ran into him in line at the coffee shop you both frequent and you ended up venting to him–it's obvious you're upset and he's a surprisingly good listener. You walk away feeling better and resolve to talk to Swain once he gets home–you were maybe being a bit petty with the lunch thing and you’re sure he'll apologize and you’ll work things out together if you give him a chance. Oh, but if Darius didn't have lunch for today already, did he want this? You prep everything the night before since Swain leaves so early, but you hate wasting food so you just took it with you. It's the least you could give him for hearing you out, plus it saves you trying to eat two lunches today.

- He accepts, obviously, partially cuz you're a great cook and partially cuz he doesn't want to turn you down. On his way into work though it occurs to him, if you're giving him Swain's lunch then wtf does Swain have? He has to know.

- Swain's pretty punctual, so Darius just shows up to his office at lunch time–he has some actual business matters he needs to talk to him about anyway, co-owner to co-owner. Definitely not because this is the most entertaining thing Darius has seen since Swain was stressing out over you introducing him to your parents. Nope. Swain actually welcomes the distraction at first–Darius rarely has lunch with him so it must be important.

- Picture this. Swain, opening his lunch box to a single slice of white bread. Unbuttered. He stares. He looks up. Darius, shit eating grin, unpacking his lunch. And Swain knows that's his fucking lunch, that's all the stuff you had in the kitchen and your cooking and Darius doesn't even like cheese.

- You know that meme where one kid gets the cute bear cutout bread and the other one gets crust with a bear shaped hole in the middle? Yeah.

- Neither of them says a word. You could cut the silence with a knife. Swain gets up and leaves without another word. He's taking a half-day and nobody dares stop him. Actually no, he's taking a long weekend, Darius can manage without him and if he can't, that's his personal problem. He's got a heartfelt apology to make.

- (He does in fact apologize, you sort it out and you go on a nice weekend trip together. Darius will insist this was part of his plan. Honestly the company couldn't handle it if you two fought for much longer, and employees everywhere offer up a thanks to your benevolence–being around Swain when he's in a bad mood is stressful.)

[jaxie101]

fnaf movie hcs part 3 bc im insane

mike HATES fish. like i’m talking a rage filled hatred he’d rather die than eat that shit

abby regularly goes to school in pjs bc mike will come home from his night shift and take her straight to school

vanessa was jealous of mike as he talked about how perfect his family used to be, the guilt she felt for his brother evaportes for a split second because she thinks he was at least privileged. and then she actually founds out more about his childhood and she’s like oh…

mike once got sick while working, but being the only adult with no other income he kept working, wearing himself down more and more until his body gave in. abby found him delirious with a fever in his bed and didn’t have anyone to call. she didn’t want to phone their aunt bc she’d take her away, she tried to call their dad but he never picked up. (this was before they met vanessa) and ended up just copying what she’d seen on tv shows until mike was aware of enough to try and take care of himself (she cried against of him for hours bc she thought he was going to die)

mike’s love language is acts of service/gift giving

^^ for vanessa’s bday he gets abby as a secret spy to ask her questions until he has a good idea of what to buy her (he works overtime ofc) he even buys little face masks and nail polishes so his girls can have a spa night while he’s working and vanessa cries in the bathroom bc it’s the first time she’s felt loved

mike and vanessa essentially project their lack of a childhood onto abby, they plan big parties for her bday, vanessa buys them a big tree for xmas, they take her to amusement parks and festivals. they don’t realise the other is thinking the same as them

mike hasn’t had a birthday since his brother went missing (i hc he went missing on mikes bday but wtv) he always makes sure to work a double shift when it comes to his bday so abby forgets and his parents just pretended he didn’t exist. …and then vanessa comes along and plans a big day for him

mike once broke his arm when he was 16 and didn’t tell anyone, he waited a few days until he went to the school nurse. he used it as a way to punish himself for garret, and he knew his parents wouldn’t care anyway (they couldn’t afford the medical bills and it made his home life so so much worse)

abby stays awake some nights and wonders if mike would trade her for garret, she wonders who he loves more, who he’s more willing to keep

vanessa calls him mikey to piss him off

abby and mike are those people that get hyperfixated on a food for weeks and then just… never eat it again. whenever venessa does the groceries she buys ten boxes of pizza pockets for mike and two trays of strawberries for abby and now neither of them have eaten them in weeks (she’s going insane)

mike falls into depressive episodes and just can’t pull himself out, he tries to cover them up for abby but she knows, bc she always knows

vanessa and mike trauma bond in the kitchen at night about their childhoods (mike desperately wants to know what happened to his little brother and vanessa refuses to share the details)

vanessa’s only toys when she was little was from her father’s victims, after garret went missing his parents never bought him anything again. abby gets a new toy for doing well in school, she gets whatever she wants when they’re proud of her, when they can afford it, when she’s just being cute idk

vanessa hates grapes

mike used to stay awake every night and wait for his brother to come home, that’s where his insomnia originated from

extreme survivors guilt

mike is a picky eater, he hates certain textures of food and just rotates between safe foods ever day (one day vanessa cooks them spag bolognese and mike just sits and picks at bc he can’t stand the textures but he feels bad :( )

[azereus]

Dating Gaz hcs,, personal hcs and how I'd think he'd act in a relationship

Warnings: Occ Gaz(?), no pronouns expect you, and bad spelling, that's about it?

Imagine Gaz as the type of boyfriend to give you forehead kisses. Tall or short, he's giving them regardless because he enjoys giving them (and also your reactions to them)

Gaz (at least as a personal headcanon) has piercings. Argue with the wall he'd look good in them. He has an eyebrow piercings and ear piercings

And on the topic of piercings- Gaz absolutely adores piercings on his partners. Doesn't matter what kind you have, he adores them regardless. He thinks you look amazing in them and will tell off people who say otherwise

Gaz adores tattoos. Both because they can look really pretty when done right, and because he likes tracing his finger on the ink, it's surprisingly relaxing for him

He will 100% get matching tattoos with you if you've been together long enough

Moving on- Gaz is a decently good cook, not the greatest but he knows what he's doing. The type to lightly smack your hand with a spoon if you try to grab something

If you're cooking, then he'll either be a little shit and poke you in the sides depending on what you're doing or he'll just walk up behind you and wrap his arms around your waist and ask what you're doing

Don't get me wrong, he can be a little shit but he also adores those soft moments with you. Cuddling while it's raining or while watching a movie are probably some of his favorite things to do with you

(Another hc of mine-) Gaz has body scars from serving in the military, mostly around his torso and back area. He likes when you trace your fingers around or on the scar tissue. He has no other reason for liking it other than just knowing you're not worn off by the sight of them

Cuddling is a favorite of his. He likes when you hold eachother in bed, arms wrapped around eachother and legs intertwined. Spooning is another favorite position of his. He doesn't exactly care who's holding who, only caring about being close to you

He is not a morning person btw. Unless you both have something to do, he's not getting up and neither are you. He will hold you down til he wakes up, then he can make breakfast for you!!

He and you share the house chores. He will not argue on it, you're splitting them 50/50. He'll do the laundry while you clean the dishes or vice versa.

If you get into an argument or a fight, he's normally the one to make-up before you. He'd be lying if he said you weren't the best thing to happen in his life

So, overall score? 200/10, househusband material