#hb strella

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Helluva Boss Frozen AU with Andrealphus(is that how u spell it?) as Elsa, Stella as Anna, Striker as Kristoff and Stolas as Hans

[league-of-blorbos]

New ship dynamic: two characters with many subtextual parallels that start off hatefucking each other but it slowly morphs into actual love

[painfullyprickedandticked]

other hot takes as an HB fan

you don't have to ship stolitz but you can't claim they don't have chemistry and then pair stolas and vassago who BARELY INTERACT. I get some of you want a pair the squares for your other Blitzø ships but goddamn yall are annoying. Also shipping Strella but bashing Stolitz is hypocritical. It's the literal hetero equivalent to the ship.

Stolas' mom being named Octavia is a kinda tired trope. Love the design. Tired trope.

Vassago and Stolas being headcanoned as related or people preferring Andrealphus x Vassago doesn't kill your ship. And it's not pairing squares.

Also maybe stop fetishizing Stolas and Vassago's age gap if you're gonna pair them. The sugar daddy shit is weird as fuck because that's a 36yo man, not some young twink who just turned 20. "He'll call him a good boy and make his cloaca throb" is actually the worst sentence I've ever read that doesn't even cover this weird ass trend! No Fizzozzie shipper does this shit. Nobody who likes Bee and Tex does this shit. Maybe don't??

Barbie being pansexual instead of a lesbian isn't lesbophobic. You can be disappointed your headcanon isn't a reality, but erasing her being pansexual is actually panphobic. Just because Vaggie and Sallie are the only confirmed lesbians does not mean it's lesbophobia. Bi and pan women still like women! Surprise surprise, they're still sapphic. Acting like that's not "gay enough" is putrid as fuck. You can want more lesbian rep but shitting on bi/pan women is NOT IT. WLW who like men are still, you guessed it, WLW!!

STOP WITH THE WEIRD ABUSE APOLOGISM OF PAIMON AND CASH JUST BC THEY ARENT ACTIVELY BEATING THEIR KIDS LIKE STELLA BEATS STOLAS

Octavia’s not selfish. She’s literally a child.

Writing dark fics is fine as long as it's not like...literal child/adult or some shit.

Fizz and Blitzø aren't canonically brothers. But some people are allowed to have AUs where Tilla adopted Fizz *as long as it doesn't lean into weird brocon shit*