#hazbin hotel AU

[labyrinthofsphinx]

The mothman bit gives me life xD oh hey, what's Drift up to while the bois are having their hellish excursion?

Anon asked: Come on canon Vox and Al…YOU’RE SO CLOSE! Just look at your AU selves, that can be you again if you just try!

Just talk to each other; the AU versions are still you guys after all. If you can learn to like them, get so close, and comfortable with them then anything is possible for you and your fellow canon counterpart!

Anon asked: I'm gonna need human Alastor to have a word or two with demon Alastor. After all, Vox's "everything you did" implies that Alastor is the reason why they're no longer friends in the demonverse.

@a-lien-kai asked: now that I'm up to date on the au, can I ask to see more of the Vox fights, they are so funny, exactly like that pokemon short, it is so funny, i love them so much! Heck, i would love to see the Alastors interact some more too :] <3

@grownupchangeling asked: Your AU!Vox asking canon Vox what happened with him and canon Alastor? Like, not in the comic you just posted, but in the canon timeline

Okay, there were a looooot of asks, so if I missed one I’m sorry. Here’s the last of the AU\Canon asks bits for a little while X)

The real question is who is unintentionally playing the boss music.

Thanks for all the asks, everyone!

[krshpdoinklestuf]

He’s not exactly afraid of you, Alastor

[fanofstuff01]

Lucifer: Adam, get your fucking ass out of my face.

Who’s the genius that drew this?! IT’S SO THEM. JUST THEM.

Lucifer would lowkey like it though

[that-guy-in-the-chiton]

New Pandemonium AU: Gremory

Named after one of her dad’s (Asmodeus’) friends.

Whilst most of her siblings were born from Asmodeus via Parthenogenesis, Grem was the product of the union between Asmodeus & Leviathan.

She is scarred and covered in bandages due to fighting in the arena to make ends meet.

Use to work under her father as a succubus but she wasn’t really into it and quit after four hundred years.

Currently lives in the Pride ring but sometimes visits her parents in the Lust & Envy rings respectively.

Takes care of Neph after he breaks his halo and loses his flaming sword, becoming stranded in hell after the last “Cleansing” (Heaven’s name for the exterminations).

[axel-ambassador]

Wait, can you write Charlie asking Vaggie out in hogbin -okay no that sounds even worse- au?

Or maybe Vaggie's first lesson back after the attack

Chaggie time!!

It was a quiet summer's night, save for the sound of two girls whispering in the comfort of the Carmine residence, sat on the youngest Carmine's bed.

"And suddenly, Odette's in the air being magically suspended by her foot. So she used the same spell to put Clara in the air too! Mamá had to threaten to take their brooms away cuz they wouldn't put each other down!" Vaggie recalled, electing a quiet laugh from Charlie, making her chuckle in turn.

"...I missed this." Charlie sighed with a melancholic smile.

Vaggie managed a grin of her own. "Me too." Her smile dropped as the cause of the decline in their relationship was brought to the forefront of her mind. "I'm sorry I ruined what we had-"

"I know." Charlie gently interrupted. "I've already forgiven you."

"I know, I just...you're so good."

"You're good, too." Vaggie scoffed in response. "I mean it. You've always been good, you just...chose to hide it, and..." She took Vaggie's hand. "You don't have to hide anymore."

Vaggie felt her face heat, and was thankful the room was probably dark enough to hide it. She swallowed, throat suddenly feeling dry. "Charlie..."

"I like you, Vaggie. I always have. I want to be with you, make up for lost time." Charlie confessed, feeling the sweat on the back of her neck as her cheeks erupted in red.

For a moment, Vaggie was speechless. There was no way the girl who had made her question her sexuality was now confessing to her. "You...want to be with me?"

Charlie nodded, ever bold despite her thundering heart. "Only if you want that as well. If not..." Her gaze dropped, darkening ever so slightly but never losing its warmth. "...I'll still happily be your best friend, it'll be like nothing has changed."

"But they have changed! I've changed," Vaggie gestured to herself. "You've changed," she motioned to the tips of black still colored in Charlie's bangs. "You deserve so much better than me. I'm just as bad as Sev-"

"Please." Charlie scoffed. "Sev didn't give two shits about me." Her gaze narrowed on Vaggie's uncovered left eye, or lack thereof. "You threw a quidditch match and the house cup away just to prove how much you cared, and you didn't even expect me to forgive you. That's so..."

"Both incredibly selfish and selfless?"

"Yes, but more than that! You put everything aside just for me. I can't even begin to describe how special that makes me feel." Charlie gushed. Vaggie flushed. "I just..." She rested a hand on Vaggie's left cheek, and Vaggie could only watch her with a wide eye. "I wish you didn't have to suffer because of that."

"It was worth it," Vaggie responded without hesitation, relishing the touch. "Despite how...hard everything is, it's worth it. I'd do it again if it meant earning your forgiveness." Charlie pushed down the tight feeling in her throat, nearly being moved to tears. "And...I know helping me the past few months hasn't been easy. Thank you...for helping me through this, Char."

She turned away, blind spot out of Charlie's view. She swallowed, trying not to choke on her words. "I do want this, but...please, be honest...do you, really want this? All of it?"

Charlie reached over and brushed Vaggie's bangs behind her ear, exposing the nasty scars. The empty eye, the damaged tear duct, the sliced eyebrow, the chopped ear, all of it. "All of it."

Vaggie finally made eye contact. She was still in disbelief. She had only ever dreamed of this moment. "If this is what you really want..."

Charlie reached her other hand up to Vaggie's other cheek. "Do I need to repeat myself?" She teased. Vaggie managed a giddy chuckle. "Can I kiss you?"

"Please."

Their lips connected, officially sealing their relationship.

[lemoncakedoodles]

I was thinking about how Alastor has a lot of conflicting personality traits (calculated/impulsive, etc.) so I made an au where the alternate traits split into two.

Kinda like a left brain, right brain thing, but not really?

I don’t know what this au entails, I don’t even know if I should call it an au, I just made it for sillies.

Here’s a poorly edited screenshot of teal Alastor:

I was thinking of making one for pink Alastor, but decided against it because I don’t like the process of editing it.

[jollmaster]

Rosie's parents finally

• mortal mother, Yorkshire peasant who lived during the Wars of Roses and fled home because of persecution for returning to jewish roots in terms of religion, and hellborn father, younger demon from cannibals' branch

• her name was Judith (Jenny for neighbors), he was seventy-two years old (barely mature)

• it was during the late fall, in the woods: Judith had killed a bandit, and young demon-cannibal, who wanted to eat her, admired and decided to make acquaintance

• no, you're not gonna eat me, but you're staying and helping me not to live alone during the winter

• after several month woman asked demon to take her to the underworld: she had already lost the will to live (the war, the hunger, the persecution, the shame), had no desire to try to survive in the troubled England and realized that nothing good was waiting for half-blood child

• he urged her to reconsider

• Judith was firm in her decision and went to Sheol alive, realizing that as a mortal she wouldn't live there for long, wishing that at least the child would be born a full-fledged hellborn and live a peaceful life

• she asked the baby's father to eat her heart and placenta if she died in childbirth

• Rosie looks very much like dad

[notherpuppet]

Morning After

Part 3/4

Part 2 | Part 4

[bestosunglass]

More of themm

[sunlit-mess]

Updating the au soon ::]

[milariro]

"Play for me, Bambi"

[474lyse]

Listen, Hades!Lucifer and Persephone!Alastor just stole my heart the moment I saw them so I had to create my own designs for them

(Original idea AU belongs to @nekophy)

[fanofstuff01]

Okay hear me out

Au where Alastor gives Adam and Lucifer a super hard time (shocking I know) to the point he's it actually bothers them.

Adams solution? Try to get the fucker laid or in a relationship to leave them alone.

Idk, I just want Adam and Lucifer to team up and deal with Bambi in a nonviolent way lol

Love it!

Maybe after he sees telling them shit doesn’t work, he starts a radio program where he talks about how bad of a King Lucifer is and how his new Queen sucks even more. And he even invites people too. So the public this time starts giving them a hard time.

And you know why Lucifer and Adam couldn’t do anything violent to Alastor as much as he pisses them off?? Because he’s not doing anything illegal or morally wrong. He’s only “criticizing” them in an irritatingly formal way and sometimes stating the actual wrongs they did before, especially Lucifer’s. Though that doesn’t mean he still isn’t a shit, he often spreads lies to make himself look better and them worse.

Adam: YOU LITTLE SHIT!!! HOW DARE YOU TALK LIKE-

Alastor: What, you’re against the freedom of speech too now? Should add this, honestly.

Adam, gritting his teeth: No.

*Sniff sniff* I sense Radiostatic also!! Lol Genius solution!

[that-guy-in-the-chiton]

New Pandemonium AU: Ysidriel.

Excorcist general.

Nephael’s identical twin.

Pretty much Neph pre-character development.

revels in killing sinners and secretly kills hell born demons as well.

#1 Adam simp.

Believes in equal rights…when it comes to combat.

self righteous and sanctimonious.

[axel-ambassador]

Lookalike

After a long day or classes, Charlie walked into the hospital wing with a crossbody bag chock full of papers, and a small ball of fur in her arms. "Hey, Vaggieeeee," she singsonged.

Vaggie looked over from the book she'd been squinting at. The new lack of a second eye left her vision slightly blurry, something that could only really be rectified with exposure and practice. She squinted as Charlie walked closer. "Watcha got there?"

The ball uncurled, revealing KeeKee, Charlie's pet cat. "I brought a little friend for youuu." Charlie grinned cheekily as she pulled up a chair and leaned closer. Vaggie threw the book to the side.

KeeKee blinked her one eye, apprehensively sniffing the other human in the room. She knew Vaggie, remembered her scent, but it hadn't been associated with the word "friend" in quite some time. The cat bristled and lightly growled.

"It's okay." She handed KeeKee to Vaggie, who held her like she once did when they were younger, despite the apprehension. The cat didn't squirm, which was a good sign; she rested comfortably in Vaggie's arms, much like a baby would.

KeeKee peered at Vaggie, noticing something was clearly different. Only one eye...that was strange. When did Vaggie lose an eye, too? The feline tilted her head and chirped. Vaggie simply looked up at Charlie as to say 'now what?'

"I figured...she'd help, considering...y'know..." Charlie trailed off.

Vaggie looked at KeeKee, really taking in her features. She was a rescue cat. When Charlie was 8, she found her outside, bloody and beaten, right eye gouged. She took her inside to help, and KeeKee chose to stay afterwards. It was...much like how Charlie found her that night and brought her here...wasn't it?

"Oh, KeeKee...I'm just like you now, huh?" Vaggie whimpered as she held the cat closer. KeeKee rubbed face on Vaggie's cheek as she purred, understanding the connection between them. "Oh..."

Tears formed in her eye before she could stop herself. There was a warmth in her chest she never truly experienced before. The kind of joy and utter sense of love that having a pet could give you. To love an animal, to be loved by an animal, was a precious feeling unlike any other. And right now, it was consuming her on an overwhelming front.

"I can bring her everyday, if you want. After class I can grab her and she can sit with us while we do homework." Charlie offered.

Vaggie could only nod, not trusting herself to speak as the tears finally began to fall. She quietly sobbed, though she'd tell herself she was merely clearing her throat. "...thank you..."

Charlie scooted even closer, close enough for Vaggie to lean on her shoulder, which is exactly what she did, still cradling KeeKee. Vaggie let herself cry. She'd been crying quite a bit over the past few days, hadn't she?

Charlie gushed with a melancholic grin. As sad as it was to see Vaggie like this, she knew she needed it. Everyone deserves a good cry now and again, especially someone in Vaggie's scenario.

She leaned even closer, wanting to savor the bittersweet moment.