#hazbin brainrot

[katyakurae]

Lucifer has found a new way to get on Alastor's nerves.

They aren't dating.

(Yet)

There is a second part now.

[starboy2461]

Finale

Sjzjzjzzj I love them so much also dearest artists I got you. *gives og pose :33*

[deadbeatdadofsinners]

What that mouth do?

Complain.

[alastorsshade]

I think I’m falling for you 😳

get up

[sadtransboidyell]

RADIOAPPLE DUCKS!

Made by yours truly ✨

These drove me absolutely QUACKERS with how long they took to make , enjoy !

[thatbitchvelvettecakes]

Aren’t you tired of being nice?

No!!! I’m tired of everyone else being mean!!!!!

[theoneandonlyangelcakes]

You look like shit

Thanks the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease

( they’re flirting your honor )

[salesshark]

Yeah that sex was good and all but now I need to get back to telling you about deep sea creatures.

[variberry]

Some HuskerDust headcanons

In honor of Angel Dust’s birthday yesterday <3

Husk is 100% a second parent to Fat Nuggets. Reluctantly at first, but now embodies “I’ve only had him for a day and a half, but if anything happens to him I will k!ll everyone in the room and then myself”

Following the events of episode 4, Husk always waits for Angel to return from work—even if it means staying up all night—to make sure he’s okay

Angel fell first but he also fell harder

Husk is secretly very charismatic and good at sweet romantic gestures, and Angel is constantly flustered by him

Niffty overheard Husk and Alastor’s conflict in episode 5, and when she told Angel about it, he completely lost his shit at Alastor and refused to talk to him for a week. Husk reassured Angel that it was all talk, but Angel still worries whenever Alastor and Husk are alone together.

Angel tries to live by “It’s cold outside but I’m still looking like a thotty because a hoe never gets cold” but actually gets cold a lot and Husk is always prepared with extra scarves and stuff

In line with the previous headcanon, because he’s running around smoking/drinking/doing who even knows what, Angel tends to get sick pretty frequently, and responds one of two ways: with a dramatic reenactment of what he imagines a sickly victorian child is like, or he just denies it up until intervention is necessary (honestly just depends on the mood he’s in). Either way, Husk always begrudgingly agrees to take care of him and somehow never gets sick.

Both Angel and Husk love to cook for each other and get comically frustrated with each other whenever either of them is the culinary equivalent of a “backseat driver”

Despite being a spider demon, Angel is absolutely terrified of real spiders, and insists that Husk kill any and all bugs they come across (if Niffty isn’t around to do it)

Husk is extremely competitive when it comes to card/board games, even if there are no stakes involved, and will hold grudges if he loses at poker, yet somehow can’t stay mad at Angel for more than a few hours

They are the type to bicker about who has more of the blanket when sharing a spot on the couch

When watching movies, Husk is an absolute stone, while Angel will break down in tears anytime there’s a dog on screen

Husk always has a can of raid on him in case he encounters Valentino in public

Angel gushes about Husk to Fat Nuggets (Cherri got tired of hearing about it)

That’s all I got for now! (Yes I do have three separate fics in the works at the moment so that’s fun)

[bapple117]

no one: no one at all: not an absolute soul: Vaggie: I'm gonna sing hanging off a pirate ship in TWO seperate songs and no-one can stop me dammit

[polillaproxeneta]

[yourfavoritebartender]

[on date] *winks flirty*

and by the way I am soooo haunted by the ghost of my past mistakes and how preventable their consequences were.

Do you want me carnally?

(The morning after)

[ichiwi]

Okay what if during the Hazbin Hotel finale whoever is the main antagonist (Lilith? Eve? Someone else entirely?) is the one who has Alastor chained and they use him to fight against Charlie and the hotel crew. He goes along with it because he wants his freedom and he hopes that is how he gets it.

But it's a delusion, he won't be set free even if he kills them, but he is so desperate for it he had grown hostile to the few people who called him an actual friend and cared for him.

Lucifer almost kills Alastor during the confrontation but Charlie stops him in the last moment. She saw through this charade of selfishness and sees someone who needs help but it too proud to ask for it.

She goes to a almost beaten Al sitting on the ground, panting, and kneels down next to him. His smile is stitched in place but his eyes betray how he feels. She reaches a hand down for him to take and says "You know we still have that deal going, right? Just say the word."

And he hesitates for a moment, they look at eachother and he knows what she is talking about. He has not yet cashed in the favour from her from the deal they had struck before the last extermination.

She can save him from this if he just swallows his ego and asks for help.

[deadbeatdadofsinners]

Heh… step aside ladies… let a real man handle this.

( does the exact same thing but worse )

[sadtransboidyell]

Drew our funky little rich boi, sad dad, from @notherpuppet 's "My Deer Nanny" Au !

Been absolutely obsessed with these comics, and can't wait to see what the future holds for them

[alyxdrawsthings]

Been listening to lots of electroswing and oldies lately 🎶