#haz.bin hotel //

[moookar]

I want you to remember that "cringe" in the sense that "cringe is dead" is not just a word. It's a mindset. It doesn't go away when you stop using that specific word, and you still need to be mindful that you are not assigning negative moral value to harmless-if-weird interests or concepts

[infernal-feminae]

hazbin hotel spoilers

can we please talk about how adorable Niffty and Charlie's pajamas are??????

Also Niffty's arms are definitely a different color than before so my other headcanon that she wears gloves is right????? 👀

[wolfkcst]

ahem more haz.bin ho,tel brain worms

still creaking between eivor being an overlord or ex overlord in hell - but regardless they are / were so ,,, they have p good strength and some powers that i have not quite figured out

they have a wolfish humanoid appearance - to which they feel they are mocked by their past life but they know they lived their life how they did - never cruel unless called for and here they are - the saxon bastards were right - ish. they have burned prior - smthing wacky happened in valhalla tho not sure how to go about it but !! to their verse it was a isu technology thing that really went wack and eivor has lost their faith in the gods since.

they care a lot for the princess of hell @infernal-feminae so they tend to be v protective. scary dog privileges /j

they have... rows of teef and their eyes an icy demonic blue - which is chef kiss i feel

[ripgray-moved]

oh, ALSO, if you don't wanna see haz.bin stuff for xyz reason, i'll tag ALL posts relating to it with my verse tag '𖤐 ⸻ hazbin hotel. ❜', so you can blacklist that if you like!

[wannabemerson]

Funny how media literacy went from understanding literary devices and applying them to media you consume to not being allowed to criticize anything ever.

[spoonbenders]

every time i open spotify it calls me a cringe faggot nerd and recommends i watch haz.bin hotel no matter how much throbbing gristle i listen to on its dime

[wolfkcst]

Unprompted Asks -Always Accepting!! @ducktastic-dad

There's a deadpanned expression on their face, their gaze glancing down slightly at the King of Hell who decided to make some kind of joke..? Or was it an odd way in flirting? Either way, Eivor stared down at him with confusion. ❝... Would you eat me, then?❞ They don't get it...

[ripgray-moved]

          Oh, they're joking about LITERAL CANNIBALISM, okay!

[spoonbenders]

look haz.bin hotel isn't good we all know this but the things people criticize it for are sometimes so damn stupid. so you're not gonna hate on it because of the horrible working conditions or vivziepop being a bigot but you ARE gonna hate on it because the animation looks bad. okay,

[wolfkcst]

Today the wolf-kissed did not expect to be between a rival clan war when they were just trying to fit the king upon his throne. Eivor managed to get out of that mess - narrowly avoiding the conflict. So long as they do not harm their clan, they couldn't care any less. The kings head was well attached to his shoulders, and successfully have they pacified this part of England - but the bandits seem to work faster. It's between them and a bunch of bandits coming from all angles. After a few take downs, a strange smoke seems to appear- confusing the bandits and even themselves. Not part of the bandits schemes... Eyes fall upon a taller blonde woman with unnaturalness to her that seemed to scream something strange entirely - and the bandits were startled where most ran off while one brave bastard took a sharp rock and threw it at the woman. Eivor is quick to maneuver themselves around the girl and caught the rock - only to toss it back with twice as much force to knock out the bastard. It was at this point they had enough and was frustrated from the knocks and blows they took to protect this strange woman and the mess with the other bastards from prior. They turn to face her with hands on their hips, eyes watching her carefully. ❝Foolish girl... You nearly risked your life to talk to me in a middle of a battlefield? You are either stupid or really brave.❞ They are scolding her in their own battle-wisdom, but also seeming to scan her for any injuries. They looked back at the bastard that was knocked out, then back at her - where she tried to discourage them for killing the poor bastard. Already noted, girl. ❝... You're not hurt, are you?❞

misc starter call.

        earth  ...  wasn't  that  different  to  hell .  there  was  the  superficial  differences ,  the  blue  sky  and  the  green  grass  and  a  bright  sun  that  didn't  bathe  everything  in  red ,  but  it  still  was  populated  with  humans .  they  didn't  change  much  when  they  became  sinners ,  hell  was  full  of  about  as  much  blood  and  violence  as  she'd  seen  on  earth .  not  that  it  happened  often .  

          every  now  and  again  someone  would  try  to  SUMMON  her  father,  being  desperate  or  stupid  they  would  go  wrong  somewhere  and  get  her  ;  as  NICE  as  it  was  to  visit ,  being  dragged  up  above  when  she  was  meant  to  be  meeting  with  one  of  the  von  eldritch's  had  caused  her  to  draw  blood   ( and  hadn't  that  been  a  long  conversation ?  no ,  he  hadn't  summoned  satan .  NO ,  satan  and  lucifer  weren't  the  same  person ,  and  he'd  gotten  neither .  and ,  no ,  she  would  absolutely  not  grant  him  powers  to  war  with  vikings .  try  a  different  demon  and  pay  closer  attention  to  your  ritual  symbols ! )  

        doubtful  as  it  was  that  he  would  actually  try  again ,  left  trembling  in  fear  from  just  a  paper  cut ,  it  wouldn't  be  fair  not  to  warn  his  enemies  of  the  attempts .  going  to  hell  felt  like  CHEATING ,  and  it  would  only  be  a  detour .  still  plenty  of  time  to  explore  before  incurring  heaven's  attentions .  sharp  nails ,  shorter  than  what  she's  used  to ,  scratch  at  her  palm    partly  from  the  restraints  of  this  form  and  partly  from  the  excitement .  charlie  hadn't  had  chance  to  meet  a  viking  yet ,  even  if  she  had  heard  sinners  talk .   "  he's  probably  harmless    really    leave  him  be  and  i  doubt  he'll  try  anything  again .  "  did  humans  get  hints ... if  that  even was  a  hint .  note  to  self ,  discourage  murder  as  strongly  as  possible .   "  you  do  not  need  to  kill  him .  he  is  definitely  a  COWARD .  it  would  waste  your  time ,  @wolfkcst  "

[goodeye-cyborg]

Suggest haz.bin hotel to me one more time and I'll kill us both, spotify. This is a cruel punishment for the very small crime of listening to Beetlejuice broadway ost

[sycamorewrought]

How many ways do I have to mute haz.bin hotel before tumblr STOPS SHOWING IT TO ME 🔫

[wolfkcst]

It was tempting to shove a blade down the demon's throat that was taunting them, but Eivor saw no benefit of it after awhile - thanks to Alastor's little pep talk. Instead, they sheathe their blade and glanced down at the demon that had been causing them problems. ❝Hmph... Unworthy of my blade, anyways.❞ Was all they said before turning around and walking with the taller out of there. Better head to the hotel, anyways.

❝ I'M NOT TOO FOND OF GETTING MY HANDS DIRTY. actually, maybe in some cases it is the correct course of action. but who can really tell. i'm simply not in the mood to ruin a brand new suit, let them be, @wolfkcst. ❞

[pois1ns]

𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘈 𝘉𝘙𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘕𝘌𝘞 𝘚𝘛𝘈𝘙𝘛 , 𝖠𝖭𝖣 𝖨 𝖳𝖧𝖨𝖭𝖪 𝖨 𝖣𝖤𝖲𝖤𝖱𝖵𝖤 𝖲𝖮𝖬𝖤 𝖯𝖱𝖠𝖨𝖲𝖤

━━━━━━━━ 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 ! 🩷

𝑷𝑳𝑨𝒀𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻. 🩷 𝑷𝑰𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑻. 🩷

[ 1 ] :   INTRO.  hi! my name is mae, i'm 25, i use she/her pronouns & i go by est. this is my highly - selective, low activity rp blog for angel dust of "haz.bin hotel." icon border, header template, theme template & psd are both by jessources. all graphics here are made by me unless stated otherwise.

[ 2 ] :   ETIQUETTE.  you know the rules.  no godmodding, bigotry, racism, forcing ships, or hate of any kind . just be a decent person i don't do well with drama & i dislike callout culture & i won't be participating in it in any way. of course i want to know who to avoid, but i would prefer these things to be handled & discussed privately & maturely. if any drama occurs or has occurred with someone i know, i am open to discussing it calmly & in private. another thing i won't tolerate is hate for certain ships or characters on this blog. i am here to explore all dynamics.

[ 3 ] :   FOLLOWING.  if i follow you,  it means i want to write with you! . if not, it's likely because i can't see our muses clicking well or that i am unfamiliar with the fandom. i will soft block if you don't make an effort to interact with me ooc or ic for some time. i will block you if you break any of my rules.

[ 4 ] :   TRIGGERS & NSFW. triggers you might find on this blog include: themes of heavy drug use/substance abuse, addiction, SA, suicidal ideation, SW slurs, self harm, child abuse, abusive relationships, guns, depression, and disassociation. i will be tagging triggers as: "trigger cw" & will happily tag anything if asked. my own triggers include: dissociation/depersonalization/derealization, body horror, trypophobia, & eye gore. i'm happy to write nsfw themes so long as we've spoken beforehand! obviously, there will be sexual themes here as well. i will never write it with anyone who is uncomfortable with doing so; i, however, am perfectly fine writing it. sidenote: angel is intersex as well as hypersexual - he is also a gay man; while he does provide his services to and work with women, he does it for that reason only. i will only be shipping angel with non-female muses.

[ 5 ] :   ACTIVITY & FORMATTING.  my activity is typically sporadic no matter the blog. i do have a life outside of rp & my own mental health to look after. sometimes i'm able to write many replies a day, others only one or none at all. patience in regards to replies is much appreciated & expected. my lengths are usually multi para but they can be shorter or longer depending. never be afraid to send random asks, multiple memes, or turn answers into threads! i love collecting a variety of prompts, but i’m privy to deleting them if they’ve been sitting for awhile or if i can’t think of anything good enough, same goes for threads. sometimes i’ll post one-liner starter calls, but you never have to match my length exactly but i do expect something to go off of. i use small, bold, & italic text. you also do not have to match my formatting & i implore you to tell me if you need it changed for accessibility purposes. my eyesight is not the best, so i ask you to please avoid screenshot-ed replies or using too much fancy text.

[ 6 ] :   SHIPPING. i love shipping with all my heart, exploring dynamics no matter what they may entail is my favorite thing, and i implore you to come to me if you'd like to explore a dynamic of any kind with our muses! note that angel as a whole is very flirtatious. this does not always mean he is interested. angel is also an adult film star, this does not mean he is interested should your muses sleep together. while i am willing to explore toxic dynamics, i will never, ever write acts of SA. lastly, i only ship angel with husk at this time. that being said, if you write husk i will never assume you want to ship with me, personally. if you write valentino, i am open to exploring pre-canon val.angel as well as au's with the two.

[ 7 ] :   VERSES. i will make a post to attach to this later describing them in greater detail (as well as angel's backstory), but my verses for angel are in life, pre-contract, pre-hotel, swap angel based on this au, and an overlord au.

[wolfkcst]

Unprompted Asks -Always Accepting!! @hellmxses

The moment the tall sinner picked the wolf-kissed up, they immediately went for biting his arm with a low growl. This is their life - being picked up only to bite the person picking them up. ❝Put me down, Angel. This is your last warning.❞

[wolfkcst]

Did they suddenly appear behind and scare the literal King of Hell? Absolutely. And they are proud of it - by placing their hands on their hips with a small smirk. ❝I didn't know the King of Hell was so easily spooked...❞ They speak in a low teasing tone. Yes, they are amused...

❛ you HAVE to stop doing that. ❜ / @wolfkcst .