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I hope you guys know that as a polythesistic pagan this is literally how Loki "talks" to me. And by talking to me I mean inserting old memes into my brain and old songs, vines, musical numbers, tv refrences etc.
You ask what he wants on during the moon rituals, and he rick rolls you. Have you ever been rickrolled by a god?
You ask what he wants to eat and he just goes
When I was reading the Poetic Edda and asked why he killed Baldr and he just puts this into my brain
I can be going about my life and see my little niece, who's very small. He will put the "HE NEEDS SOME MILK" audio in my head.
But in a loving kind of way because idc what people say about him being "evil" and stuff he adores children and is just here for the memes. All the time.
Now, as someone whose studied different religions and orgins of "The devil, from- the Bible" as he just said, unlike Marvel Loki, Lokes' color is red. He does like green. He's obsessed with green. And while im not sure if this is because of the newer fame and he just likes the attention (he's very happy, he's getting reconization from movies, but damn 'he got it all wrong' facts, man) He's a massive redhead and enjoys foxes. Well there is drawings and statues of him with "hair horns" as I call them and he is red with a tail and everything but its from the bronze era and because of this, I like to think that Loki is literally the original "Devil" and this makes a lot of sense when you realize how many times Loki was used as the scapegoat in his pantheon.
Ares, seeing 17 year old Penelope swoon over Odysseus : [sighs] I can't believe you're getting so worked up about some guy.
Penelope: This one is different. He's smart, and he's kind...
Ares: Please!
Penelope: He would never do anything to hurt me.
Ares: He's a guy!
#norse Loki#paganism#norse paganism#polytheist#norse polytheism#loki#god loki#lord loki#norse pantheon#poetic edda#baldr#rickroll
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𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 || Austin Butler
• Summary : You and Austin have been together for a while now and he's attending a premiere with you by his side, making sure you're comfortable enough with public appearance.
• Warnings : fluff, Austin's playful teasing,...
• Pairing : Austin Butler x female! reader
• Notes : For this fic I'mma be using the Elvis (2022) premiere that took place in Australia (hope I found that right!) because Austin here looked MESMERIZING.
You and Austin have been together for some time now, and with upcoming premiere of Elvis, you two decided to make your relationship official to public. It was actually a first premiere you'll attend.
The day of the premiere arrives, and Austin was making sure you're ready and okay. "You ready?" he came out of the dressing rooms that was in your hotel room. He was headed to the mirror to adjust all sorts of details on his outfit but he noticed you.
Austin actually made sure you had a stylist if you wanted one, or offered to help you pick an outfit himself if that made you feel more comfortable. All he wanted is for you to feel confident, knowing he’ll be there to support you through the evening.
And as soon as he noticed you in the dress that his stylist helped you pick - he was taken away. "Oh my goodness," he breathed out. "Look at you!" Austin made his way to you. You were sitting on the bed, putting on heels. The dress you chose for the premiere was a gold glittering elegant dress that perfectly suited the aesthetic of the film.
"You look absolutely firkin' fantastic, baby." he helped you stand up. "Thank you, Mr. Butler, you don't look bad yourself." you giggled and Austin pulled you closer. "Are you ready for tonight? Do you need anything?"
"I'm totally fine, Austin, thank you," He was making sure all the time that you have what you need. "all I need is you by my side, that's what I wish." you pressed a kiss on his lips. Oh, and how you love those lips. Austin smiled and after being all ready, you two left in a car for the premiere.
When arriving to the place, just before stepping out of the car, he turned to you, noticing the hint of nerves on your face. Gently, he reached for your hand, giving it a reassuring squeeze. "Remember, it’s just me and you tonight,” he said, his eyes warm and focused on yours. “Don’t worry about anyone else. I’ve got you.”
As you stepped onto the red carpet, camera flashes started going off everywhere, and for a second, it was a little overwhelming. But Austin kept a firm, grounding grip on your hand, guiding you through it with a calm confidence that made you feel like nothing else in the world matters. When you paused for photos, he never let go of your hand, staying close and offering small reassurances. If he noticed you feel a little out of place, he leaned over and whispers something funny just for you, making you laugh and helping you relax.
As time passed by, the red carpet filled with many familiar faces you already knew from filming of Elvis, such as Tom Hanks or even Baz himself. "Y/n, sweetheart, you look absolutely breath taking!" Tom pulled you into quick welcoming hug. "Thank you, Tom!"
"I'm telling her that all the time! Glad I'm not the only one who sees it." Austin laughed, wrapping his arm around your waist. "You sure aren't, I agree.” Baz joined in to say hello too. You were so relieved and glad that everyone involved in this movie was so nice.
At one point, a few reporters asked for an interview. He turned to you, giving you the choice with just a glance. When you nod, he smiled, his gaze full of pride and admiration.
"Austin, we couldn't notice - you're not alone here tonight! Who is this beautiful lady by your side?" An interviewer asked Austin, who brought you closer to him. "I'm here with Y/n, my girlfriend. I'm so happy she's here with me tonight, looking this magnificent!"
Austin's word made you blush, almost as if he was over the moon you're here with him. "A girlfriend, wow!" an interviewer exclaimed in surprise. "She truly looks wonderful! Y/n, how are your feelings about today's premiere?"
"I'm so honored to be here today with so many inspiring and amazing people. And especially to be here with Austin, of course, and give him all the support he deserves!" Austin couldn't help but smile while listening to you.
Throughout the short interview, he made sure you’re included, deflecting the attention when it became too much and even cracking a joke about how he’s the lucky one to be here with you.
As the evening shifted, Austin's hand rested protectively on your lower back. “Thank you for being here with me tonight.” H whispered, and then, even with all the people around, he lifts your hand to his lips, pressing a gentle kiss to it as if he’s completely unaware of the world beyond you two.
Later that night...
"So," he said, looking at you with a soft, relieved smile as you were again in the hotel room, "how was your first red carpet?" You smiled back, feeling like the night has been perfect—not because of the glitz or glamor, but because of him and how deeply he cared to make sure you felt comfortable, supported, and absolutely cherished.
"It was wonderful, babe," you replied. "And I'm not the only one thinking that, look," you passed him your phone with a Tweet that you just found.
"But they can't love you more than I do!" Austin joked as he pulled you into a hug, kissing you finally.
#austin butler#austin butler x you#austin butler x reader#austin butler fanfiction#austin butler imagine#elvis movie#tom hanks#baz luhrmann#Spotify
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I know, right? I say instead of rebooting X-Men, they should get Ryan to fix that movie. Like here's what they can do. First, everything up to when he joined the team remained the same. But then, 1. show the tensity we saw in the other movies but have it with some gore and all that stuff. 2. Bonding with Wade and the gang. Someone on here said it would've also give the reason why Logan would go "Stryker finally found a way to shut you up." Heck give them a love scene. I don't care. Just something LOL 4. Have "Wade" be a clone. The real Wade could've been kidnapped somewhere and wasn't found cause they thought he died. (He didn't. But he is probably badly beaten.) That way boom, we'd have the reason why our Deadpool killed the fake Deadpool. You can control a clone too! 5. Instead of the "shhh" part, have the scene from DP2's post credits shown. Deadpool would then say to the audience that the guy is dead and now he's going. The last thing he said is "see you in Deadpool 3" and then boom go to Stryker's scene. And violla!
Right? They should've added way more exposition to origins. Show Logan bonding with his team and his relationship with Wade, so that the grand reveal is more suspenseful and emotional. Let them get closer, banter with each other, and drink together. Let them share their trauma and regrets and let Wade pull Logan a bit further away from Victor.
One of the biggest issues I have with Origins is that it feels like Logan zaps from one point to another randomly to move the plot forward. Without taking the time to build up emotions and his motivations, the sequence of events feels contrived.
Show that Wade was a fucked up DNA clone and not the actual Wade. Actual Wade ran the fuck away because he wasn't going to deal with that shit. Also I'd 100% love to see Logan's reaction to Wade just... killing himself. Literally. And then future Wade waving as he leaves himself collapsed to the ground.
#kitkat#deadpool and wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#deadpool movie#deadpool 3#poolverine#deadclaws#x men
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One of my favorite things about actually joining the Starkid fandom after so many years of loving Starkid but not being a part of the community is seeing how much love and enthusiasm for Starship is still out there. Like, ya'll really love the silly alien-bug-Little-Mermaid musical I was obsessed with twelve whole years ago and it warms my heart so much <3
#starship#starkid#it's big and it's unwieldy and it's way too long with not enough songs and yet somehow all of that WORKS for it and I love it so so so much#it's just a tremendously enjoyable and heartfelt piece of theatre magic that rises above the level that it should#like Denise's mom said it's a show for dreamers#also for a retelling of the little mermaid and spoof of sci fi movies it's so original???#Like never seen anything else like it anywhere#anyways every time I rewatch it I'm blown away by how great a time I have#and I love how the trans and nb community has connected with it I think that's so special and amazing
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Emmetstyle and their ways of showing love
Emmet is very big on dishing out his affection for others. He hasn't had anyone in his life care enough to stick around for long, so he's going to be the first one in his and Lucy's relationship to say 'I love you' to her.
Compared to Lucy, he's a very open person, finding it easy to show his appreciation and love for his friends through his words, actions, and gifts. So obviously he would have no problem showering his special best friend cough girlfriend cough with all the love he has.
He's going to tell her he loves her whenever he can. She helps him with the chores? Love gushing out of him. They go out on a 'best friend' excursion? Hugs everywhere. He is constantly wiggling with happiness when he's around Lucy.
Lucy on the other hand tends to deny her affection for others if she thinks it'll make her look weak and less tough (She was fine showing her 'affection to Batman because he's a super cool and tough superhero), therefore ruining the persona she's built herself around.
Though she does soften up around Emmet whenever they're alone. It takes her a long time to finally say the 'L' word to Emmet. Other than ruining her reputation, Lucy is also scared to admit her love for Emmet, because the last time she loved something with a passion and dedicated her life to it, it was warped into a cruel method to brainwash people.
After the second movie, seeing how hateful Rex became because he believed that his friends never loved him, Lucy became more determined to show her special best friend how much she really loves him.
During the rebuilding after armageddon, she does a lot of seemingly little things (but are monumental to Emmet) to show her love. She starts to hold hands with Emmet in public, defends him fiercely against hateful comments, and starts to gift him small things that she think's he'll like.
Even after all this, She still doesn't think it's enough. Because there's a difference between knowing someone loves you and knowing they love you. So, Lucy gets the others to help her come up with a plan to show their appreciation for Emmet (Since I like to think he's one of the people working overtime to fix all the destruction (Y'know... out of guilt and all)), and it ends up as this giant party with everyone to celebrate the rebuilding efforts.
Towards the end, she has this whole speech (I'm not going to go too in detail), and she ends it with finally saying the three magic words that she could never bring herself to say.
If we go over to dangerstyle in Rex's timeline, then it's going to be flipped. They swapped roles in the way they show affection.
Lucy is a lot more vocal than she used to be when she shows her love. This is mostly born out of her fear that the people she loves might end up disappearing and dying without ever truly knowing how much she cares about them .
In her eyes, she never fully reciprocated Emmets love before he disappeared. She never got the chance to finally tell him the three words that always got stuck in her throat.
Emmet died trying to save someone that Lucy believes never treasured him as much as she should have. And that guilt weighs down on her every single day.
Going onto reunion AUs where there's the big 'happy' reunion and reconciliation, have no doubt, Lucy is 100% going to try and drown Rex with the love she never showed when he was Emmet.
She doesn't do it immediately because they can all tell that Rex needs to adjust a bit. But after he's a bit more okay with being around them, he's going to get slapped in the face with all the care they're treating him with.
Lucy does say it as a way to thank him for things like how he used to do for her, but she also does it whenever he's going through one of those bad days. Where the memories become overwhelming and he just needs that little bit of reassurance that they do actually care.
Rex is a lot more reluctant to share his affection with others compared to his past self. Or at least, he does it more privately and can come off as a bit of an asshole. The reason is basically the same as how Lucy didn't want to ruin her tough persona.
He's one of those characters that at first glance seems like a jackass- and he is, there's no doubt about that. But after a while the closer you get, you can't help but become fond of him. He's sweet in like a loveable asshole kind of way.
There's also the fact that his whole personality is built upon the trauma he endured in Undar, so any shred of Emmet that he has is buried really deep down.
Occasionally, if he's comfortable enough, Rex will end up slipping back into Emmet's habits in front of people. But whenever he does, he just ends up freezing up and backtracking, pulling away and avoiding everyone for the rest of the day as he goes to hide and sulk.
When it comes to actually saying 'I love you' again, well... it's gonna take a really long time for him to feel safe or confident enough to do it again. Rex is going to need to get so much therapy and validation from Lucy and the others.
Compared to when Lucy finally says the three big words, the way Rex finally does it again isn't dramatic, it isn't one big planned-out party with all their friends together and celebrating.
The way he finally says them again is early in the morning, with both of them wrapped in blankets, cuddling on the sofa, the TV playing some show in the background. Lucy will slowly detach herself from the arms firmly wrapped around her, careful to not wake up the dozing raptor trainer. But Rex still feels the slow change in environment so he whines softly, trying to preserve the warmth that's moving away from him.
It's in this moment when Lucy softly draws him back to sleep that he mutters a small 'love you' before falling into unconsciousness again.
(She cries in the kitchen)
(Rex doesn't even know he said that)
MMMMMMM, parallels
#emmet brickowski#lucy wyldstyle#rex dangervest#emmetstyle#dangerstyle#the lego movie#the lego movie 2#lego movie#lego movie 2#I'm back on my bullshit#they make me feel things#I don't even know what this post was originally supposed to be about#Look Lucy loves Emmet#But it's just hard for her to actually admit it out loud#same with Rex#They both have trauma#it's a matter of working through said trauma#In rex's timeline#and on the other hand Rex was put through hell#they both get better eventually#they're better together and all#I don't doubt Emmet knows Lucy loves him#He know she does even if she's never said it#but ever since the event's of the second movie#there's been this tiny bit of doubt deep inside of him#anyways i love them#so normal about them#i think you can see what i had more fun with#saffi rambles#saffi's headcanons
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2000's Trio 2020's Trio
Imagine how great it would be if the PJO show is successful and gets the Harry Potter treatment where we get to see these kids grow up throughout the show!
If the Golden Trio was our big 2000's trio, I hope the Original Trio will be our big 2020's trio💙💙💙
#these are my 2 favorite middle grade book series and I'd love if I can have well done adaptations for both of them to squeal over#I actually didn't get into the HP movies until they were all well done and over with#so i didn't really get to 'grow up' with the characters in real time as the movies were coming out#so I'm really hoping I'll get that chance with the actors in the PJO series#how cool would it be to watch the Original Trio and the rest of CHB grow up alongside the show in real time?#also my mom and I love marathoning HP together and I'm really hoping the PJO show can be the next big thing we obsess over together#I convinced her to watch PJO with me be telling her PJO is like HP and showing her the trailer and musical songs#she was interested and said she's into mythology too so its a start!#tbh I'm looking forward to the PJO show way more than the HP reboot#mostly because I'm so attacted to the films and think they're pretty good adaptations even if they're not perfect#but with PJO we don't have any GOOD and FAITHFUL adaptations at all#what movies? there are no PJO movies#I still might give the HP reboot a watch esp. if its good but still. the movies mean so much to me#i love both series and there's nothing wrong with that#please be nice#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackson tv show#disney+#the original trio#annabeth chase#grover underwood#harry potter#harry potter movies#harmione granger#ron weasley#the golden trio#harry potter reboot#hbo max#2000s trio and 2020s trio
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People in the fucking 90s already: Please stop it with the love triangle.
Marvel writers: Anyone say sum'thin?
Poly people rejoicing at Krakoa finally solving that damn thing: See? We've been telling you, poly exists.
Marvel: Ahahahhaha, yeah, let's kill that whole timeline because too many bigots buy our comics, oops.
People: Okay, but it's the year of the good Lord 2024, we won't have to deal with that shit all over again in the new show, right?
X-Men 97: You know what, I'll give you not one but TWO love triangles.
#x men#everything after x2 didn't happen sue me#x men original timeline movies#x men movies#just stop#scott summers#i'm so tired#and i say that with all my love as a jeanlogan shipper in movieverse only#please give it a rest#this show could be so brillant without that shit#x men 97#at least we seem to be rid of the erik angle now#so when they reverse today#we might at least get romy steady finally#but ugh no one fucking needs to see that shitty triangle anymore#go poly or make a choice#that said i still love how the show manages to show#that scott is not or not the only one at fault here#everyone's confused and traumatized as fuck#and jean fucks up just as much#so i hope this show finally helps with people stop hating on Scott for Maddie#but if i never have to see that shitty triangle again#instead of either all three of them just fucking as it should be#or logan especially being free of that bullshit at last#it won't be a day too soon
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Anastasia the Musical sucks so bad. They really said "We're gonna cut the best song from the movie - just axe the absolute banger that is 'In the Dark of the Night' - because we are being SERIOUS and GROWN-UP now. We are A Big Historical Realism Musical Now. This is FOR REAL, okay!? We don't have a SILLY villain like Rasputin! We have Gleb! [Please Just Clap.] We are HISTORICALLY GROUNDED. -- Anyway, here's a musical unironically glorifying the Russian monarchy~~ 💖😌💖😌💖😌💖"
#anastasia#anastasia musical#Anastasia movie#anastasia the musical#that said everything added in relation to Sophie and Vlad was 👌👌👌 chef's kiss#to add insult to injury they use the tune from in the dark of the night in a solemn dirge about the pain of having to leave one's country#I'm not actually against adding more historical realism into Anastasia but you have to give the monarchy that treatment as well#if you want to actually reckon with the oppressive regime of Russia in that time period you can't give a free pass to the monarchy#they're like completely uninterested in why the revolution happened and everything in relation to the royal family is#this glittering nostalgic shallow thing. which also describes the original but that at least had a campy magical historical fiction angle#that made suspending disbelief pretty easy. also how dare you add more ballads i mean for fuck's sake#I don't care if Anya and Dimitri saw each other TWO times as children instead of one! i don't care! i don't need a 6 minute song about it!#he's like 🎵 i saw you in a parade once. gosh the monarchy sure had some pretty parades and beautiful spectacle 🎵#and she's like 🎵 omg i remember you that's crazy i sure did love being a part of the family of the Czar 🎵#if you're going to add an introspective song maybe have Anastasia reckon with how her father was a great father and a violent ruler!#maybe address the inherent emotional conflict of grieving genuine trauma and also recognizing the fault of the ruling class.#i have memories of rewinding the movie just for a second or third viewing of 'in the dark of the night'#memories of jamming out to it in the car with my friends. then clicking skip 100+ times on my friend's ipod shuffle just to play it again#original#been a while since I saw the musical but I still get mad about this sometimes. half-assed ''Realism'' means less fun and more glaring flaws#please just clap#it's not like there's nothing there to develop it's just that they did it bad. I'm fine with adding a sad song about leaving home but ffs#also why not make Gleb a campy weirdo? he's SO. BORING. at least fuck up in an entertaining way.
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i think it is silly when people act like studio ghibli is the end all be all of animated filmmaking and writing when in fact every film will have a different combo of writers and directors and when marnie was there is a movie that cannot execute the basic tenets of "show dont tell"
#DONT get me wrong its a good movie and a good story#but i would love if someone could explain to me Why they chose to do ALL the exposition as narrated flashbacks#also why did they have the audience put together who marnie was SOOOOO much earlier through flashbacks we assume anna as the pov character#is also having only for her to apparently not know who marnie was until the moment her mom hands her that photograph#i also dont get why everyone at the school would be like UGHHHH SHES SO QUIET like they SAID she used to be bright and happy and expressive#and it was only after she found out about the govt subsidy that she got upset and quiet. how long ago did she find out.#where are her friends. i'm curious about the book and how similar or different it is from the movie. i'm curious how much the author knew#about foster care in japan. also is anna in foster care or has she been adopted? i guess foster care if theyre getting subsidies.#a (children's) book BY a japanese foster parent called ぼくのかぞく has an afterword by the author (idr her name) about the foster system in japan#and just the afterword was a really interesting read. i am wondering how much the people (be they original author or screenplay adaptor)#who decided anna should be a foster child knew about foster care in japan. i dunno. again i liked it well enough#but something something interesting trend in most recent ghibli films about accepting a mother and again. if someone can explain to me why#there are so many narrates flashbacks explaining the story instead of.....idk.....anna investigating further.....her flipping through the#stages of marnie's life at the manor like a broken vhs#something like that#t
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you mean to tell me that most people don’t get irrevocably attached to the media they consume??
they just watch a show and what? MOVE ON?! i call bullshit.
#yes this is about good omens#but it’s also about the boys in the band (2020) aka the movie i’ve watched 25+ times since february of this year#(10 of those times were in one single week)#it’s also about the feeling of falling in love by mason deaver aka the book i relistened to 12 times in the span of 10 days#it’s also about dune which i’ve yet to reread but also have yet to stop thinking abt and is my favorite book. like ever.#(yes i am probably neurodivergent and undiagnosed thanks for asking)#(i’m also very queer if is no wonder i imprint on media so intensely)#this tumblr blog is a live documentation of good omens going from hyperfixation to full on special interest#<< idk when i said that originally but it still holds true#good omens#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale
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@beatingheart-bride
"I admit, I, uh...I couldn't really sleep at all today," Randall confessed with a shy smile, as he dug into his slice: Though part of that was him still getting used to the switch from diurnal to nocturnal, he was sure, his excitement over his impending wedding kept him up like a kid on Christmas Eve. More than once did he roll over and stare at the clock, hoping it would be nightfall; more than once did he eye the curtains, wishing the sun's rays would vanish, and leave the skies dark.
"All good things to those who wait," June smiled lightly, a remark that Randall couldn't help but think to himself wryly, Ma, you have no idea...!
"Mmm, good cake, Junie!" Wilhelm complimented, as he licked the frosting from his fork: June had been doing a lot of experimenting with cooking with blood (something she never thought she'd do, but nevertheless was willing to try), working out the best ratios of it to the ingredients she used, with her crowning achievement thus far being the wedding cake. At her husband's praise, June's cheeks flared pink, saying, "Thank you, Wil. Mixing it with the wet ingredients before adding it all to the dry seems to work the best-even if it does turn the batter a dark pink."
A lot of foods she'd been making as of late had turned dark pink, bordering on red when she added the necessary secret ingredient and mixed it all together: Soup stocks, rice dishes, stews, they all came out in varying different shades, very different from what they'd been before.
Ah, but she accepted that change and, for what it was worth, her cooking ventures had been paying off: She and her family were able to get what they needed to live, while still being able to enjoy the old foods they loved. It was a nice compromise they'd made, and she was happy to see it'd paid off well for her son and daughter-in-law's wedding cake.
#((either the monster dies; *or* if they were cursed; they get turned back into a human))#((and while; yeah; it means they get a happy ending...it still rings a bit hollow))#((especially if they were still loved in their monster forms!))#((and it's true; 'the shape of water' made a huge stride in both letting the monster be a romantic leading man))#((-something that probably would've caused heart attacks in the 1950s when 'black lagoon' was originally released-))#((but also letting the monster live to see the credits! and considering the gill-man is my favorite universal monster))#((and i always felt like he was the best romantic partner for the leading lady in the original film))#((FAR more than her two dipshit human suitors; i felt a little vindicated by 'shape of water'!))#((it'd be nice to see more monster movies like that: where the monster isn't punished for something out of their control))#((like you said; and get to have an actually truly happy ending!))#((and yeah; i thought we'd skip forward to the paces and graceys meeting after this!))#((i kinda feel like they'd meet fairly soon after the wedding; so they probably wouldn't have the twins yet))#((but if you've got another idea; i'm happy to hear it!))#outofhatboxes#beatingheart-bride#V:Dark Shadows
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Forgot I made this version which is more appropriate to my ideologies
#originally it said 'pirate adobe products'. but i don't believe in stopping there imo#pirate whatever you want. shoplift from 'small mom and pop businesses'. it doesn't matter#revenue that could hypothetically be earned but was not is not revenue lost#since people are doing the 'they COULD have commissioned me but didn't which means i am LOSING MONEY' thing with all the ai talk#anyway i love you free pdfs of books i love you illegal uploads of movies that are otherwise impossible to find#i love you art that doesn't cost money#open mick night#piracy
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against my better i ended up seeing some of the clips people are posting from kfp 4 and i actually really like it
#id have to actually watch the movie to form a proper opinion#but based on what ive seen they made a lot of choices i dont love but i love what they did with the direction they took#and everything they did with the effects on the chameleon are just so cool#i feel like its worth watching based on that alone#and ik a lot of people are not happy about zhen but she actually looks like a pretty interesting character#i wish they had hired someone other than awkwafina to play her but you win some you lose some#all and all it looks like it works well as an epilogue to the original triology#like the trilogy is pos journey with body mind and spirit#and the 4th is what happens after that arc is complete#but i hope they stop the main series after this one#but i would love a furious 5 spinoff movie#or just more short films set in this universe#like secrets of the scroll and secrets of the furious 5#wow the people who make these movies really like the word secret#but yeah i can see why a lot of people feel let down by the movie but from what ive seen it has a lot of merit in its own right#but as i said havent actually watched it yet#so whos to say#ill probably wait until i can rent it or it goes to streaming bc i dont know anyone who would watch it with me who would actually want to#like i have people who would be willing to but i dont think they would actively want to and i dont want my experience watching it to have..#...to be me forcing someone else to watch it with me#and i dont want to go alone bc that would be embarassing#(unless another secret option presents itself before its available to rent or stream#which dreamworks if youre reading this that was totally a joke i would never watch your movies in a way you would not profit from)
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My friends complaining about Gemma having "zero emotional capacity" my man, she has emotional capacity she's just neurodivergent stfu
#Gemma is so not neurotypical and that was the first thing I clocked while watching#Also ok it was an ok movie my friend I saw it with hated it and I liked it but it isnt my favorite ya know#Like there are just random scenes that made zero sense other then that they wanted to have a shocking viral trailer#Like the dance they gave no explanation other than it was a distraction I guess the breaking out into song like why???#The singing didn't make sense cause if thats the original programming fine but you could program singing but not a failsafe?#I would rate it 2.75 out of 5 stars like I wish it had leaned into the camp more#If it was more camp I would have loved it more cause it felt like it was taking itself too seriously for a movie where#The robot literally sings Titanium as a lullaby for no reason#Also my biggest grievance was the dog thats all im gonna say I can excuse the people but not the dog#Thats a horrible thing to say but you know what I said it#I think I would rate the movie higher cause there were parts I really liked but my entire friend group hated it so I fear my thoughts are#Being influenced by them just a bit but ya know it is what it is#It was a fun watch but a lil random and they should have made it more campy#Megan#M3gan#Gemma M3gan#Hello I'm speaking here
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shes so me-coded 🐺🦴🩸💉💜
#p#im lame but idc i like these pics!#i need to rewatch the 2nd one for my girl !!#fr tho i luv herrrr shes underrated n the 2nd movie is too idc !#i shld watch the original one again too but to be fair i have rewatched it once already lol#havent seen 3 idk what ppl think of that one but i shld give it a shot#to me shes autistic n has gender stuff goin on so. relatable#so like weirdgirl loner who looks pissed off n is a werewolf at some point ‼️ ofc i love her#shes a lesbian ofc but that part isnt me lol#ok2rb if u find this somehow w/out me tagging it. but ya know#shes literally normal (said by guy who is a freak as well)
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I was falling asleep because it's 4:30 in the morning but then a friend that I have a mild crush on texted me and asked what horror movies corresponds to which areas at camp, and clearly Climbing Wall is Vertigo, Aquatics is Jaws and Ecology-Conservation is The Birds, (these were her assignments) but she wanted to know whether Blair Witch fit Scoutcraft (basic scouting skills) or Handicraft (arts and crafts) more, and I said Handicraft because of the figurine things, then she asked what Scoutcraft would be, and full disclosure, I like horror movies but I don't watch a lot of them. I'm picky. Because I don't like gore or zombies and I have anxiety so it's difficult. Okay. So I literally Googled "outdoor horror movies" and tried to find one that I recognized, and thankfully Midsommar was on that list and I've seen and enjoyed Midsommar, so that's what I said. The only other horror movies I can remember seeing are Cabin in the Woods (masterpiece but doesn't fit) and one I can't remember the name of but it's about a video game and has Frankie Muniz and the guy that played Mary Lightly in Psych. And tbh, most of my horror movies knowledge comes from parody episodes of Psych. Especially the Hitchcock episode. I only knew Vertigo because of Psych. This post was a whole lot of inconsequential nonsense, but I get a pass because it's 4:30am and I'm talking to a cool girl.
#okay shes beautiful. one of the kindest people ive met#shes trans. she works at a summer camp. she knows horror movies. we became fast friends#shes so easy to talk to. we met over a one week long event and the rest of our friendship has been over text#its nice to have someone to talk to about horror movies at 4:30am (3:30am her time)#especially Midsommar because i really love that movie. im trhing to find a way to being up Cabin In The Woods#because its truly my fav horror movie and one of my fav movies period. its so good#'but austyn you said you dont like zombies or gore' stfu this movie is the exception#how can you see the travel mug bong. chris hemsworth die via atv over a ravine. the guy getting killed by a mermaid in beautiful irony#and not think that its the best movie ever written#i could talk about that movie for forever#i asked her fav horror movie and im going to watch whatever one she says#even if its gory and full of zombies. im gonna watch it. in my type of strange way of trying to connect#fuck she said the original texas chainsaw massacre. i feel like thats gonna be gory. but im a man of my word#shesaid she doesn't usually have the patience for movies or tv. truly a woman after my own heart#jk jk im really trying not to be weird i promise. but i dont usually have the attention span for movies or tv (especially movies) either#its almost 5am and i should be asleep but instead im not#now im really feeling some horror. i might make the next book i read horror again#if youve read this far and have any good horror book recommendations pls lmk#edit: i read the plot synopsis for texas chainsaw massacre and i cannot watch it. dear god.
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