#having a baby moment

[bacchuschucklefuck]

beautiful! majestic!

[hinamie]

i'm exactly as normal about him as I thought I'd be

[kizzer55555]

The Vampire Aesthetic

Ok so Danny knows two billionaires personally and they really couldn’t be more different. Yet they had one thing in common. A vampire aesthetic. Sam is fully into goth. Spiderwebs, bats, the color black. She enjoys fangs and fake blood and the darkness of her soul. Meanwhile, Vlad is Vlad. If his name wasn’t enough, the dark clothing, pale skin, and flying around with a cape and fangs with coffins in his mansion really sells it.

Danny doesn’t know many rich people so he thinks this might be some kind of trend. (If Paulina is rich, her family likes the chupacabra) So he just thinks that all rich people have some kind of vampire thing going on.

Cue Danny somehow ending in the Wayne household. Maybe he was brought over as a friend of one of the bats, maybe rescued from a field trip/vacation gone wrong, maybe some other situation. But he is there in civilian form with civilian Waynes and Danny just takes a good long look around the inside of the mansion.

“So where’s the vampire aesthetic?

Everyone freezes.

Danny just starts looking around, checking behind paintings and feeling the walls for secret levers. Used to secret passages with Vlad and possibly Sam. The Fentons definitely had them when they were temporarily rich.

“Come on, I know you guys are hiding it.”

Cue the entire batfamily thinking that this is another Tim and that he is fully aware that these people are the batfamily. Danny hangs around the mansion more and the bats just start dropping their disguises and not even bothering to hide stuff around Danny because they assume he already knows. (Possibly even trying to recruit him to be a new bat) Meanwhile, Danny, who does not know these people are batman and his birds, just does not pick up on any of it.

He grew up in a health violation with a giant ballon observatory lab above his head and a portal to the afterlife in his basement. He is a half dead teenager who has tea with the god of time and his godfather is the other parent to his clone child. He’s used to death lazers being scattered across his home and mysterious stains on clothing.

People are weird! He doesn’t judge!

[frodolives]

It's so funny how some people are getting upset about Now and Then being promoted as a "Beatles song" when George didn't want to do it and is no longer here to have a say in it... if anything George not wanting to do it but not getting a say is exactly what makes it a fully authentic Beatles song

[kimtaegis]

A Taegi Series, pt. 7: personal space ❌ being attached at the hip ✅

cr. namuspromised, jung-koook, 0613data

[countingstars-17]

max's smile when charles joined him 😭

[nightmareonpeachstreet]

I love this picture for a couple of reasons

for one:

"ladies, is it gay to stare lovingly at your wife?" -Dehya, every hour of every day

and two:

the fact that Kaveh was the one setting the self timer on the kamera but Alhaitham is in the outside position means Alhaitham was canonically saving Kaveh's seat for him. again, very gay behavior.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 261

“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…” 

“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…” 

“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-” 

[kitapparently]

Jesus ok i need to get my head empty and if i post on discord someone will get a notification and i can't talk about my feelings without the illusion of an audience

you're fine to read and message me but pls no reblogs

there's something like CRAZY stupid about knowing the reason you have certain problems, like having an intense fear that the reason certain ppl have stopped talking to you is because you've done something and you're never gonna know what, comes from one single specific instance in ur life but its even MORE stupid when you realize you can't even be mad at the person who caused it cause like they were doing their best too and ppl are allowed to make selfish or unkind choices and not be bad ppl

and then you're just. missing a ghost. I accidentally stumbled onto an old vent blog from a former friend cause its still following me and i was clearing out bots and did the unhealthy thing, because im tired and alone in the house and i had this sudden conviction that if i went on there i'd be able to see when they stopped liking me and when we stopped being friends

and i guess like. i wish i had told them i loved them when that would have been ok and i wish i could forget about them completely and I wish I could just know when people didn't like me. And when I was being stupid and they were just busy or they didn't realize it was me idk its just dumb right am i doing something wrong? I have this fear that I'm blacking out and saying something terrible or like something i'm doing has always been wrong and nobody said anything until they were sick of me and im so so scared that it will just happen again

like every friendship i've ever ended has been all my fault and i've just managed to convince myself i was being hurt. idk. i'm tired. I should go to bed. I can't sleep because i was trying to clean and I have to go turn off the downstairs at least

i miss my friends. i hope they remember me fondly, and then feel terribly selfish, and hope they hate me. but even that's selfish, because it would be better if they never thought about me at all.

[cubbihue]

If Timmy struggled with adjusting to magic because he was raised on earth, does that mean this is the reason Peri also struggles? Since in his early years he grew up on earth with his parents?

Yup! There's a multitude of reasons why Peri struggles so much, but they all lie in his origins. Peri was born from a wish! And Wishes, well. They're not meant to last long. Most wishes become unstable as the years go by, but Peri's persisted because he's an entire living being!

CosWan initially feared Peri wouldn't grow up properly, but he turned out nearly as fine as any other Fairy would! Probably!!

Growing up on Earth, being related to the VonStrangles, born from a 10 year old's wish, living past the lifespan of wishes, beyond that of humans... Each part is rather small, but when added together, it culminates into a very... very unstable baby.

Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

Instability: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

[exhausted-undead]

drew a quick baby vik and rio!

[p1nkshield]

idk why but I feel like Jason would be either very good with babies or terrible with them. In both scenarios he never offers to babysit.

Tim: Can you tell the civilian we found his baby? Also this kid has been screaming since I found her.

Dick: Sure! She isn't very happy huh? Try handing her to Jason!

Tim: What?

Dick (causally): Jace is like a baby whisperer or something.

Tim: ooookaaay?

later they peek around the corner

Dick: See?

Jason has the baby cradled in one arm whilst having a lovely conversation

Baby: *Babbles for a bit*

Jason: I couldn’t agree more, but have you considered how the death of Mercutio sets the tone and gravitas of the story?

Baby: *Babbles more*

Jason: I see, I see.

[jkvjimin]

"my happiness started when I met rapmon hyung" for @jung-koook ♡

[karalovesallthegirls]

Also have another “first words spoken to you are on your skin” soulmate AU idea where Kara is a journalist assigned to shadow the controversial CEO of L-Corp for the day. It’s a big deal for her to get this assignment, so of course she trips the second she’s near the other woman and tries awkwardly to redeem herself.

The CEO stares at her almost in shock, and then says nothing. At all. Ever, for the entire day.

Kara spends hours following Lena Luthor around trying to fill the silence, but no amount of questions get her to talk. Lena almost seems to be running away at some points - like she’s trying to lose her? - and the few times she’s managed to catch her actually talking to someone she goes silent the second she sees Kara.

She asks around if Miss Luthor is usually like this and everyone looks at her like she’s crazy. Apparently she’s the only one who gets the silent treatment. By the end of her first day shadowing she’s walking away with half a page of observations and not a single quote. Miss Grant is going to kill her.

But that’s okay. It’s fine, this isn’t over. She has four days of shadowing ahead of her and she’ll be damned if she doesn’t finish this with a quote from the woman herself. It’s only a matter of time.

[egophiliac]

redesigning my headcanon for Sebek's parents, based on important new information (SCALES)

(you can't see it but they're both wearing crocs)

[theloveinc]

Lmaooo just thought about Bakugo doing squats with you walking around the neighborhood bc you’re two days overdue with his fat ass baby😭😭