#have you tried having a bath

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

TW suicide

my biggest conspiracy theory is that suicide helpline/crisis lines are purposely obtuse / useless, so that you’re so baffled by their advice that you forget that you wanted to die in the first place

[solargeist]

OMG I JUST NOW REALISED IN YOUR POST "Dad dancing"

XELQUA USING THE MUMBO FOR MAYOR SHIIIIRT AGH

*Family Guy dead pose.*

yeah !! Xelqua occasionally wears Grian's clothes, they're big on him tho of course

[a-s-levynn]

Can you draw tiny Vessel and II giving out lemon bars and tiny cans of Red Bull as communion?

Consume

[allastoredeer]

Alastor's bathtub hooch vs beelzejuice, who would win?!

Rational me says beelzejuice, cuz technically, its so potent that sinners can't tolerate beyond maybe a few sips.

Buuuuuuut silly goofy me says Alastor's bathtub hooch, because the idea of the Radio Demon's Prohibition bath water being enough to slam even the highest of Sins is extremely funny to me.

[marclef]

From what I’ve learnt from the fact about how much Fake Peppino hates water to the point where he’ll drink it to avoid having it on him��� it got me thinking.

Let’s put this into a scenario here. Let’s say, hypothetically, someone where to take Fake Peppino and throw him into something like a pool, would it be possible that he’d attempt to consume all the water before it makes him go all goopy and loose his form? And that’s assuming he can actually swim…

AGAIN, a hypothetical scenario.

what a fun scenario... and wonderfully worded too! 😅

so, let's have a look-see at this hypothetical here, the way i see it there are two ways this could go!

the hypothetical though: SOMEBODY decides to be a jerk VERY rude and push this goopy fella into a big pool of water! obviously not ideal for Fakey.

now, the first direction it could go from here: usually, Fakey reserves trying to suck up any outside water if it's a smaller body, say falling into a puddle or being shoved into a bathtub. but, it's always possible he'd try it here, anything to stop the water from touching his sensitive outside skin! his insides are like a sponge though when it comes to liquids; they absorb very quickly, but it'll stay saturated in his skin for a while afterwards, until he dries or manages to fully convert it into goop.

but... an entire pool of water though... that's a lot of liquid.

and another fun fact, Fake Peppino hates being soggy. so now he's been shoved into a pool, panicked and drank a ton of water to save himself, and now he's wet and spongy...

he is not gonna be in the best of moods.

of course, that's only one of two ways this could go though! the other is much more simple....

that being, that it's way too much water to try that with. so the much more likely scenario that'll happen is simply this:

the well-known Fake Peppino Goop Pile. too much liquid and he can't even hold his form down! he won't dissolve in the water at least, just reduced to an extra-slimy, writhing blob of Goop. at which point he'd do everything he can to flee from the water, and start trying to find any way to dry off quicker.

how rude of somebody to push him into the water like that though; don't they know how uncomfortable being like this feels? at least there's one benefit to being a living pile of goo, and that's being able to smother the jerk who did this to you!

(haha, get GOOPED idiot 👆)

[anggeese]

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[ninoochat]

[no-light-left-on]

considering the historical influences in the fashion of Dishonored (and the extent of nsfw fanfiction this fandom has) I’ve been thinking about the layers that would be, realistically, part of the daily dress

which means: dishonored seems to honour the importance of a vest in a properly dressed gentleman’s or lady’s wardrobe

vests were, and I cannot stress this enough, a mandatory part of an outfit, to the point of men wearing only vests if they could not afford a fully tailored suit (trousers + vest + jacket) and a new shirt and opting to only wear a fake collar under the vest for the illusion of a full outfit

shirts were underwear, so to speak. there were no occasions in ‘polite society‘ where one could only wear a shirt without a vest on top.

this is something we see mirrored in both dishonored games, though the style of the vests and clothing have somewhat changed, they still follow the same rules of vests worn with every outfit, as far as we can tell. (we could argue that Jessamine is not wearing one, or that some higher class women aren’t wearing vests under their buttoned up jackets, but since we don’t really see underneath we can’t judge.)

we see the vests be worn even by the Whalers in the first game (which in itself brings up many questions. are whalers, the actual whalers that capture and kill whales, held in high enough regard by the society that they made a vest part of their uniform? or is it merely something that is worn by all? something that every citizen of sound mind would don, were they to leave their house?)

there are a few exceptions to this, of course, but this whole thing came to be by asking a simple question

does the Outsider wear a vest under his leather jacket?

now, in the first game, his jacket is unbuttoned just enough for us to get a good enough peek at what lies beneath. which is to say: there is no hint of a vest underneath. judging by the vests in the first game, the fashion was that the vest would go up high, often covering collarbones or even having a standing collar. what we see on the Outsider is just... an unbuttoned shirt

it’s much the same in the second game, even if we examine his final concept art, his outfit consists of a shirt (more or less underwear) with most of the top buttons unbuttoned, and a jacket on top. no hint of a vest underneath

what I’m trying to say is that the Outsider is a slut

[sockdooe]

Voltron cats……….drawn on magma

[unopenablebox]

why do so many peoples families have so many strangely cutesy and vaguely gross or offensive terms for normal activities and things. doesnt it exhaust them

[michameinmicha]

Im very into lavender these days but not in the woo woo 'this will fix my sleep problems and all other issues' pseudoscience way, it's just that i really love the smell and it's very comforting to me, which i can use a lot of right now so i try to surround myself with it as much as possible 💜

[teddybeartoji]

you mentioned hybrids so now i gotta know what you assign yourself and your faves!

HYBRIDSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKOK SO OVERALL I THINK I'M PRETTY . BORING WITH MY HYBRIDS LMAO like i always seem to be picking between a kind of a cat or a wolf or a puppy or a bunny.......... but it doesn't matter bc i'm having funn:3333333

I AM EITHER A KITTY CAT OR A WOLF>:33333333 by a kitty cat i really do mean just like an orange housecat this is who i should've been smh.... the wolf thing is relatively new but i can't stop thinking abt how fun it'd be lmao i wanna chase somebody i wanna show off my big big teeth>:333333333

AND AS FOR THE BLORBOS toji is either a black jaguar or a wolf (overall i tend to lean toward the big cat though), satoru is a snow leopard of course, suguru is a black panther (or a wolf), dazai and chuuya and rin are regular housecats, sukuna is ofc a tiger aaaand jing yuan is ofc a lion hehehehe they are the main big cat husband household members<333333333333

atsumu and oliver and isagi are of course big big puppies. i know technically bakugou... should also be a dog hybrid right... like that's what everybody sees.................. but i have a very terrible urge to make him into a feral little cat too lmao i think he'd be very cute like that!!!!! OH BACHIRA IS ALSO A BIG CAT a cheetah maybe... utahime and aventurine are housecats and tengen is a mountain lion.

yuuta is either a bunny or a wolf . i genuinely cannot pick between them lmao aaand i also really like bunny!megumi!!!!!!!!!! and wolf!deku but that might be a bit of a reach i'm clearly very biased - sweet sweet deku who seems like a cute little puppy but then turns out to be a wolf mmmm doesn't that sound like so much fun hehehehe

[shewhoeatssand]

they are similar

[imaginaryberries]

Something something trying to gentle parent but kid is not gentle childing

[canongf]

as bucky's wife how do you feel about him keeping his arm in the dishwasher though

it's probably the most convenient out of all the options we've tried and i like that it sanitizes because dirt and debris and god knows what else gets into all the crevices and it comes out whenever he moves his arm which is gross when it is in our BED. so i allow the dishwasher

[slyandthefamilybook]

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