#have you tried having a bath
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TW suicide
my biggest conspiracy theory is that suicide helpline/crisis lines are purposely obtuse / useless, so that you’re so baffled by their advice that you forget that you wanted to die in the first place
#this is mostly a joke#i mean they are useless#have you tried having a bath#is my 13th reason why tbh#the fact anyone who’s ever used one knows the go to lines tells you everything#have you tried having a cup of tea#crisis line#samaritans#shout#tw#helpline#conspiracy theories#mental health#mental heath support#camhs is arguably the worst one#when i was 13 and in the school bathroom they asked me if i’d had a cup of tea#oh yeah let me just pull my kettle out me backpack#🥲🥲🥲#camhs#it’s a joke#this was inspired by a tweet#but i’ve always thought it#baffling#terrible advice#this is in no way me discouraging anyone from getting help#if you’re struggling pls reach out to someone#these places may not be perfect but they do help a lot of people#and at the end of the day that is the most important thing#reach out to someone
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OMG I JUST NOW REALISED IN YOUR POST "Dad dancing"
XELQUA USING THE MUMBO FOR MAYOR SHIIIIRT AGH
*Family Guy dead pose.*
yeah !! Xelqua occasionally wears Grian's clothes, they're big on him tho of course
#first time he reads the shirt hes like what is a mayo--rrrr#ask#kidxelqua#my art#sketching#his little.. adam sandler fit.......#he probably fell in mud or something and needed a bath and then grian realized he does not have extra kid clothes#<- tho in that case he shouldnt have the white shirt under but whatever#grian doesnt even wear shorts. those are the one pair he has. when he tried to wear shorts.#<- had to tie the strings for him tho#the shirt.... he was a bit thinner back then. struggling to yknow. exist.#its still big on xelqua but fits. when grian sees that hes like. was it that bad. why does that somewhat fit you
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🫧🫧🫧
#xiaoven#xiao#venti#genshin impact#genshin xiao#genshin venti#an AU where Xiao is a mermaid that lives in Venti's bathtub#they often have bubble baths together#which leads to shenanigans 👀👀#take that as you will lol#anyway was trying to capture that 90s anime filter type of thing i tried my best 🥲#art tag
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From what I’ve learnt from the fact about how much Fake Peppino hates water to the point where he’ll drink it to avoid having it on him… it got me thinking.
Let’s put this into a scenario here. Let’s say, hypothetically, someone where to take Fake Peppino and throw him into something like a pool, would it be possible that he’d attempt to consume all the water before it makes him go all goopy and loose his form? And that’s assuming he can actually swim…
AGAIN, a hypothetical scenario.
what a fun scenario... and wonderfully worded too! 😅
so, let's have a look-see at this hypothetical here, the way i see it there are two ways this could go!
the hypothetical though: SOMEBODY decides to be a jerk VERY rude and push this goopy fella into a big pool of water! obviously not ideal for Fakey.
now, the first direction it could go from here: usually, Fakey reserves trying to suck up any outside water if it's a smaller body, say falling into a puddle or being shoved into a bathtub. but, it's always possible he'd try it here, anything to stop the water from touching his sensitive outside skin! his insides are like a sponge though when it comes to liquids; they absorb very quickly, but it'll stay saturated in his skin for a while afterwards, until he dries or manages to fully convert it into goop.
but... an entire pool of water though... that's a lot of liquid.
and another fun fact, Fake Peppino hates being soggy. so now he's been shoved into a pool, panicked and drank a ton of water to save himself, and now he's wet and spongy...
he is not gonna be in the best of moods.
of course, that's only one of two ways this could go though! the other is much more simple....
that being, that it's way too much water to try that with. so the much more likely scenario that'll happen is simply this:
the well-known Fake Peppino Goop Pile. too much liquid and he can't even hold his form down! he won't dissolve in the water at least, just reduced to an extra-slimy, writhing blob of Goop. at which point he'd do everything he can to flee from the water, and start trying to find any way to dry off quicker.
how rude of somebody to push him into the water like that though; don't they know how uncomfortable being like this feels? at least there's one benefit to being a living pile of goo, and that's being able to smother the jerk who did this to you!
(haha, get GOOPED idiot 👆)
#such a fun question to answer though! i love thinking about silly scenarios like this! 😁✨#either way though. Noise gets to have quite a bit of *fun* for what he's done. wish him luck!#my art#pizza tower#pizza tower fake peppino#pizza tower noise#..... you know what the first example reminds me of though. you remember that one Spongebob episode?#the one where he tries to make Gary take a bath. and so he brings the bath TO HIM#basically the same thing here. which means Noise is probably about to be blasted with a Hydro Pump of water. fun!! ✨✨
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#saltburn#oliver quick#felix catton#hear me out#he tried to open the door felix must have heard that#come on let your little pathetic meow meow come in the bath with you
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considering the historical influences in the fashion of Dishonored (and the extent of nsfw fanfiction this fandom has) I’ve been thinking about the layers that would be, realistically, part of the daily dress
which means: dishonored seems to honour the importance of a vest in a properly dressed gentleman’s or lady’s wardrobe
vests were, and I cannot stress this enough, a mandatory part of an outfit, to the point of men wearing only vests if they could not afford a fully tailored suit (trousers + vest + jacket) and a new shirt and opting to only wear a fake collar under the vest for the illusion of a full outfit
shirts were underwear, so to speak. there were no occasions in ‘polite society‘ where one could only wear a shirt without a vest on top.
this is something we see mirrored in both dishonored games, though the style of the vests and clothing have somewhat changed, they still follow the same rules of vests worn with every outfit, as far as we can tell. (we could argue that Jessamine is not wearing one, or that some higher class women aren’t wearing vests under their buttoned up jackets, but since we don’t really see underneath we can’t judge.)
we see the vests be worn even by the Whalers in the first game (which in itself brings up many questions. are whalers, the actual whalers that capture and kill whales, held in high enough regard by the society that they made a vest part of their uniform? or is it merely something that is worn by all? something that every citizen of sound mind would don, were they to leave their house?)
there are a few exceptions to this, of course, but this whole thing came to be by asking a simple question
does the Outsider wear a vest under his leather jacket?
now, in the first game, his jacket is unbuttoned just enough for us to get a good enough peek at what lies beneath. which is to say: there is no hint of a vest underneath. judging by the vests in the first game, the fashion was that the vest would go up high, often covering collarbones or even having a standing collar. what we see on the Outsider is just... an unbuttoned shirt
it’s much the same in the second game, even if we examine his final concept art, his outfit consists of a shirt (more or less underwear) with most of the top buttons unbuttoned, and a jacket on top. no hint of a vest underneath
what I’m trying to say is that the Outsider is a slut
#dh#dishonored#the outsider#I got hyperfixated on fashion of the belle epoque (the inspiration for dh fashion) so most of this information in regards to history#should be accurate#mind you the books I read had a heavy focus on habsburg monarchy fashion so it might be slightly different to say the US or france etc etc#but that should be right#if anyone has stuff from the games to disprove the vest in higher classes statement bring it on#I doubt the artists would do such a great transgression against polite manners though /j#but yeah tl;dr the outsider wears the equivalent of a blazer on top of a bra#I have so many thoughts and feelings about the fashion in these games I could go on for Ages#this all started when I was thinking about human outsider being taken in by corvo and emily and as he takes his clothes off for a bath#a maid is absolutely scandalized by his lack of a vest underneath#I do want to acknowledge that there is concept art of outsider in dh2 that DOES have a vest under the jacket but that one went unused#the pattern on it kinda reminds me of the pattern on corvo's and emily's clothing tho that might be a reach. or just a pattern thats popular#i firmly stand by my headcanon that the outsider tries to imitate the fashion of the real world in the void with a bit of his own Void spin
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why do so many peoples families have so many strangely cutesy and vaguely gross or offensive terms for normal activities and things. doesnt it exhaust them
#''oh we call that 'slapping the ogre's tit''' but surely you must wish you didn't.#like haven't you ever had to convey that concept with words to another person and wished you called it something else.#box opener#i think my father may have tried to introduce one or two of this kind of thing when i was a kid but i find them so intensely offputting#that i refused to have them said near me. erasing them from the time stream#you can just not use those! say something else!#it's a sponge bath! jesus christ!
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they are similar
#painting is Interlude by Jeremy Lipking#my beautiful Neki#I must tell you all how beautiful he is waking up in the morning.#he tries to blink the drowsiness from his eyes but he gives up so quickly#he isn’t fully awake for another half hour or so!! but I rush ahead#he’ll sometimes do some stretches when he gets out of bed#common one is the Touka Stretch! he reaches his arms over his head and grabs the opposite elbows!#he has very pretty arms. pretty muscles. his complexion is very even but his skin is a little dry#Kaneki likes to leave the curtains undrawn overnight so when the morning comes it illuminates him so wonderfully!#I love how he looks bathed in light he is truly a marvel#I love when he wears t shirt and shorts or briefs to bed unbeatable boy combo#anyway when he leaves his room he might go take a pee or splash his face or something (usually it’s bathroom time) but immediately after#he sets up the kettle to boil so he can have his morning coffee#the coffee is extremely important!!!!!! it is what will actually wake him up!!!!!!!!#until this point his house could’ve been moved to a different planet and he wouldn’t even notice#this is a secret but sometimes while waiting for it to boil if he’s leaning against the counter and no one else is up#he’ll start drifting off again…… don’t tell anyone 🤫 it’s really cute#and when he sips his coffee.. he may do a little sigh…#he’s only up that early when he has somewhere to be though otherwise my boy will sleep in so late#and then he goes to sit with his friends or somewhere where he can watch them a bit while he gets himself together#maybe Banjou will look at his bed hair and say “huh. you look like a dandelion”#and it’s true he is the most wonderful dandelion there is because you don’t even have to make a wish#he alone is like every wish come true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#my Kaneki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🌱🥰#kaneki time#kaneki ken
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Digging through Trigun Book Club stuff for the Trigun Reference Library and all I can think of is how TriMax Legato is the most Poor Little Meow Meow ever.
'98 Legato was effing terrifying. Totally stole the show from Worst Knives. But he gave me unrealistic expectations for TriMax Legato. TriMax Legato spends so much time being this pathetic little bagworm (who occasionally still bursts in on the scene with a steel chair somehow?) that he's difficult to take seriously, much less get worked up about. At least in the way '98 Legato works you up.
And then you add on his absolutely tragic (and yet completely understandable) attachment to Knives, which is made even more toxic by the fact that, like, ANYONE could have taken in TriMax Legato and he would have likely become a healthier individual than he was able to become under Knives. Hells, I think there's an argument to be made for him standing a better chance under Eye of Michael, and that's saying something, because those guys are fucked up.
Anyway, TriMax Legato is a 10/10 pathetic wet cat is all I'm trying to say here.
#and as anyone who's tried to bathe an angry cat knows#they can still kill you despite how pathetic they look#you just have to wrap them up in a purrito and hold on for dear life#legato bluesummers#trigun maximum#pancake thoughts
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as bucky's wife how do you feel about him keeping his arm in the dishwasher though
it's probably the most convenient out of all the options we've tried and i like that it sanitizes because dirt and debris and god knows what else gets into all the crevices and it comes out whenever he moves his arm which is gross when it is in our BED. so i allow the dishwasher
#ask liv#❄️ ask#anon#you know when you eat cookies or chips in bed#and then you're rolling around in crumbs#it's like that#except with. like. dirt and ash#and probably people's BONES#i can't live like that#and we've tried everything#he'd soak it in the bath but then it left grime in my tub#he'd spray it down with the detachable shower head but he'd get water all over the floor#we'd hose him down in the driveway like a car but it never quite got it clean enough#so this is the best way#things you never would have thought you would have to think about but now i do because i married a super soldier
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the internet was a mistake
#atlas entry#trying to file a change of address bc i just moved#first of all I googled “usps change of address” and the actual site was like the third result down#then while filling out the form I accidentally misspelled my name and it wouldn't let me go back#so i exited out the tab and tried again and it's like“#“you already started a change of address so you need to enter the 16-digit confirmation code we emailed you”#check me email. no code#go back to the site#“it may take up to 73 hours for your change of address to show up in our system”#I would do it on my computer but I Just Moved And Don't Have My Internet Set Up Yet#that's *72 hours see how hard it is typing on a phone#also they spammed the hell out of me with offers and coupons and I'm like I don't fucking care#no i don't want 20% off of Bed Bath and Beyond I want to change my fucking address why is this so hard
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camhs when an actually suicidal person walks up to the front desk
#“have you tried having a warm bath x” not for 2 weeks Dolores sorry love#< streamers got me saying fucked up shit like Dolores
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I know it’s probably how they’re trained but does anyone else get a little annoyed when mental health professionals tiptoe around saying your actual issues?
Idk if it’s a uk only thing but whenever I talk to someone from cahms they’re always like ‘it must be hard being a young person with a low mood’
Denise it’s ok you’re allowed to say I’m a kid with depression I’m not going to claw through the screen and bite your face off 💔
#mostly a non issue this is just a small complaint I have lol#also that and every time being told ‘have you tried a cup of tea and a nice warm bath 😊’#oh wow how didn’t I think of that autism cured somebody ring autism speaks
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compelling you to look at cute sleepover aki which was made by @secret-weeb-account
#I must share what they have made#LOOK AT IT#YOU HAD A SLEEPOVER WITH HIM AND THIS WAS THE RESULT#the braid in his hair..... so cute.....#the stickers.... and the hello kitty beret#aki who tries to understand hello kitty because you like it#aki letting you give him a makeover#and the. the hickey#im going to cream.#I NEED TO LEAVE HICKEYS ALL OVER HIM#he's in his bath robe here lol#need to give him many smoochies#in conclusion I love this.... so much......#so much talent..... they made him so cutie#smooshing him#kissing him#I'VE GOTTA LOVE HIM WITH ALL THAT I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE#LOOK AT IIIIITTTT#aki <3
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my keyboard is all squeaky clean from it's bath
#it tried a drink of my tea#so it was bath time for the keys and a deep clean of the internal parts using isopropyl#finding a screwdriver was the most frustrating part#logitech keyboard still going strong for what I use it for#started on my schoolwork today and I don't have money to buy a new keyboard right now#especially since one of my classes surprise requires a webcam#the one downside of touch typing is that you have no idea where any of the keys go when you go to put the keys back on
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theres no stopping me
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