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ducknotinarow · 4 months ago
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Blitz - Have you ever ... regretted falling in love with Stolas
| send my muse ‘have you evers’ and they have to answer truthfully!
This was the first time they had any sort of free time between jobs so, being the great boss that he is he told them all to take it off and blow off some stream. Loona seemed okay with it since she could hang out at some hell hound party.
Blitz was not joining this time.
Of course the insufferable couple were excited for a date night. Mox seemed pretty insistence to make sure Blitz knew absolutely no details about it. Fuck him he had better things todo than to follow them around anyway. Which was actually true but even if it wasn't true didn't mean shit and Moxxie should get over themself. He wasn't the only imp in a relationship after all.
Moxxie was just the only one who wasn't shit at them. Blitz still hadn't quit got his head around it, Stolas actually loving him. An imp like him. Not that Stolas hadn't shown him that wasn't true. The riding outfit for the hell horse lessons, the dang horse he kept in his living room now. Stolas need to prove it wasn't about the sex anymore. Blitz still had the letter Stolas sent him what felt like years ago now. Stashed away, where like he knew? The exact pile of clothes he shoved it in to the pile closest to his TV just under the edge of the window. Tail whipping back and forth as he was currently digging through one pile to find what to wear for tonight.
He knew for sure Stolas was going to look amazing, and make him look shabby in comparison. So Blitz just needed his best. Not really Stolas wouldn't care, Blitz might make a comment on Stolas outfit not quite the one he meant sure he wished he had said something other then it being a bit much but well Stolas would have got the wrong idea. But, Blitz didn't have to do that now right? The imp sighs and falls back to rest on his hunches as he runs a hand over his forehead. Blitz wasn't sure which was harder to wrap his mind around. That Stolas was able to be in love with him? Or that Blitz was in love with Stolas?
He wasn't some teen edge lord, he loved before Fizz was very much his first love. Did he love Vero? There was some love but keeping things away from that was more what he wanted and clearly that should be fine with a succubus till she said those dreaded words.
Stolas though? Yeah Blitz had to admit the deal wasn't the best but he befitted in some ways. Hated he grew attached after a quick time, part of him wonders if their past connection was why. A stupid delusion. Even with the annoying mentioning of him being a little imp and such. Not like Blitz didn't throw Stolas being royal back at times. But thing is? Stolas despite it all was perfect for Blitz.
All Blitz knew is? Stolas has been the best thing ever to happen to him. For someone he just wanted to use? And rather see he was being used by. But now? It was more that Stolas seemed to have a limitless supply of love to offer to the imp. Likes spending time with him even hell Stolas wants a relationship with Blitz. Blitz just didn't feel he was worth that all. Sometimes he wished they could go back to before. But he also never wants to not have what they do now. But, it was easier he could keep distance. He couldn't really lose Stolas because Stolas wasn't his.
Stolas makes Blitz want to always stay, even when he feels he don't deserved to. A heavy sigh as he looked back to his clothes he just grabbed for the first leather jacket he could and stood up. Smoothing it out as he checked the time. "Fuck im gonna late."
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madmanwonder · 2 years ago
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Summary of the Question: Have you ever gotten a tattoo that says Natsu-Sama on your body Juvia?
Meme: Have You Ever Meme
"Juvia might be devoted to Natsu-Sama. But even I wouldn't go that far to tattooed myself until I am certain of it."
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strikingskeletonsiege · 1 year ago
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Have you ever gotten your hand stuck in a jar or other small opening?
I WAS STEALING PARTS OUT OF A ROBOT THAT WASN'T AS DEACTIVATED AS I THOUGHT IT WAS!
ALMOST LOST THAT HAND BUT I WAS ABLE TO CUT A WIDER OPENING
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positivelybeastly · 1 year ago
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Have you ever been in an orgy?
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"Let's just say that Earth's Mightiest Heroes isn't an idle boast. Ladies, gentlemen, frisky friends~"
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arnab-factory · 7 months ago
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Fascinated by this phenomenon
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theartofmadeline · 9 days ago
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what if i told you that 90% of damsel/knight interactions in medieval arthuriana go exactly like this
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spudcat · 2 months ago
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iztea · 10 months ago
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imagine if they didn't pull that sword out of Bram in time and then Fyodor got reincarnated as a lollipop stick
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gunsatthaphan · 7 days ago
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"are you not watching the film anymore?"
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meloartist · 9 months ago
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"i simply do not see it. i am looking away"
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triggerhappymilitant · 2 years ago
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Have you ever peed in the shower?
Let's Play "Have You Ever?"
Who the fuck hasn't and why are you wasting water?
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ducknotinarow · 11 days ago
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87 Raph - Have you ever ... wished Casey would get anger management sessions, or at least some therapy u_u
| send my muse ‘have you evers’ and they have to answer truthfully!
Oh boy do I, the turtle thought to himself in this current moment. Arms firmly crossed over his plastron right now. Between him and Casey? It tended to be Raph who was well getting this sort of look aimed at him. Which is fair Raph always was doing something worth it after all. There was the whole making breakfast for Von matter, there was agreeing to Donnie's stupid stupid plan to use Casey as a stand in for his brother. Raph's multiple dumb lines about how much he wanted Casey's dick or how he insisted on making them laugh especially in those times Casey didn't want to laugh. He always ended up doing so anyway, Raphael was a comedic genius after all.
But, at least there was some reason on Casey end that warrant that look.
Not with this situation however, not as far as the turtle was concerned.
It was a day like any other really. Nothing out of the norm well not for them at least. Casey was always happy to help Raph and his brothers out when it came to dealing any criminals or Casey's favorite term for them 'scuzzbuckets'. They just returned from a night of dealing with the trash of the city ready to just relax in when there was the smallest knock to Casey door.
Raph stayed hidden as he watched Casey answer the door and there he could just about see the small frame of a human girl? What did a human girl have todo with Casey though? Curious he moved in closer, hey being a ninja did help when it came to eavesdropping after all. She had blond hair and blue eyes the blue was very familiar actually. She asked if he was Casey, having some idea about him? Well Casey was somewhat known around the city hard to not talk about a maniac running around in a hockey mask even in New York. When Casey answered she looked hopeful at last. Smile wide and eyes shining. Least that was till she mentioned why she was coming to Casey. Because of her father, Hun, as in the leader of the Purple Dragons. Who was also Casey father, so this was Casey's sister? Raphael knew better than any one how Casey was when the purple Dragons were involved. More so when it came to the deeply personal and tangle history Casey shared with the gang.
But this? Even for Casey this was too much. As Casey slammed the door on this poor girls face.
"Are you an really going to that much of a dick to her?" Raphael spoke up seeming to getting Casey's attention finally away from the door. When had Raphael ever since knowing Casey ever called them anything close to a dick? Never. Even when others said it Raph always said those were the things he liked about Casey. But even with how out there Casey could be he was never well "You're being cruel!" Raph voiced it out. Uncaring for how Casey tried to defend his actions tried to paint her as something evil.
"She's a kid!" Raphael cut Casey off with, "A kid who clearly has no where else to go. No one to turn to even!" Raphael stated out plain as day to Casey. In truth? Raphael couldn't believe Casey of all people would be like this. Normally he was always understanding but he couldn't be not one this.
"Casey if anyone could understand that poor kid and what she is dealing with it right now? it should be you! She knows no one in this city but she risked coming to a place she knowns nothing about, with no one to be there for her just to find her. And, you shut the door on her face and leave her out there like that!"
Raphael didn't care for what Casey tried to say because it was clear, he was making this all to personal. "Ya know what Baby girl?" Raphael says in a tone he never said that name before. "When you decide to stop being a dick? You call me" Raphael opened the door finding the poor little girl in tears. Raphael just couldn't leave her, maybe Splinter's influence he didn't question it he just told her he would take her somewhere safe before he left, with not even a look towards Casey.
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madmanwonder · 2 years ago
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Have you ever mentioned to Gwen's brother that you are banging his sister, Cody? Not in a bragging way, but like it is something normal.
Have You Ever
"Yep." Cody replied easily as he took a bite of his snicker bar as he looked up at his girlfriend little brother who was looking at him in stunned disgust
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strikingskeletonsiege · 1 year ago
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Have you ever wagered something big on a bet and lost it?
MMMMMM DEPENDS ON IF WE'RE TALKING LITERAL GAMBLING LIKE CASINO STYLE OR BACK ALLEY MAFIA STYLE. I'M NOT BIG ON THAT KIND. NO MATTER HOW HIGH THE STAKES ARE, CARDS? DICE?? RACING??? BETTING ON TEAMS OR FIGHTERS IS SO MEH, TOO.
BUT YOU COULD ARGUE I DO A LOT OF GAMBLING WHEN I'M OUT FIGHTING ON THE FRONT LINES! WHEN TEST SOMEONE'S BOUNDARIES, SEE HOW FAR I CAN PUSH BEFORE THEY ACTUALLY PUSH BACK. IF THEY SNAP OR BEND.
'CAUSE IF IT'S MORE THE FIRST STUFF, NAH NOT REALLY. THE SECOND? YEAH.
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unnonexistence · 4 months ago
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edandstede · 4 months ago
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imagine it. sherlock returns in 2026. the baby is gone. what baby? the baby never existed. all the conspirators are vindicated. sherlock and john fuck nasty and the skull with glowing eyes on the wall watches. mystrade is canon. there is never any mention of his sister again and we still don’t know if sherlock’s best friend was a boy or a dog and at this point everyone is too afraid to ask.
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