#have you ever meme

[ducknotinarow]

Blitz - Have you ever ... regretted falling in love with Stolas

| send my muse ‘have you evers’ and they have to answer truthfully!

This was the first time they had any sort of free time between jobs so, being the great boss that he is he told them all to take it off and blow off some stream. Loona seemed okay with it since she could hang out at some hell hound party.

Blitz was not joining this time.

Of course the insufferable couple were excited for a date night. Mox seemed pretty insistence to make sure Blitz knew absolutely no details about it. Fuck him he had better things todo than to follow them around anyway. Which was actually true but even if it wasn't true didn't mean shit and Moxxie should get over themself. He wasn't the only imp in a relationship after all.

Moxxie was just the only one who wasn't shit at them. Blitz still hadn't quit got his head around it, Stolas actually loving him. An imp like him. Not that Stolas hadn't shown him that wasn't true. The riding outfit for the hell horse lessons, the dang horse he kept in his living room now. Stolas need to prove it wasn't about the sex anymore. Blitz still had the letter Stolas sent him what felt like years ago now. Stashed away, where like he knew? The exact pile of clothes he shoved it in to the pile closest to his TV just under the edge of the window. Tail whipping back and forth as he was currently digging through one pile to find what to wear for tonight.

He knew for sure Stolas was going to look amazing, and make him look shabby in comparison. So Blitz just needed his best. Not really Stolas wouldn't care, Blitz might make a comment on Stolas outfit not quite the one he meant sure he wished he had said something other then it being a bit much but well Stolas would have got the wrong idea. But, Blitz didn't have to do that now right? The imp sighs and falls back to rest on his hunches as he runs a hand over his forehead. Blitz wasn't sure which was harder to wrap his mind around. That Stolas was able to be in love with him? Or that Blitz was in love with Stolas?

He wasn't some teen edge lord, he loved before Fizz was very much his first love. Did he love Vero? There was some love but keeping things away from that was more what he wanted and clearly that should be fine with a succubus till she said those dreaded words.

Stolas though? Yeah Blitz had to admit the deal wasn't the best but he befitted in some ways. Hated he grew attached after a quick time, part of him wonders if their past connection was why. A stupid delusion. Even with the annoying mentioning of him being a little imp and such. Not like Blitz didn't throw Stolas being royal back at times. But thing is? Stolas despite it all was perfect for Blitz.

All Blitz knew is? Stolas has been the best thing ever to happen to him. For someone he just wanted to use? And rather see he was being used by. But now? It was more that Stolas seemed to have a limitless supply of love to offer to the imp. Likes spending time with him even hell Stolas wants a relationship with Blitz. Blitz just didn't feel he was worth that all. Sometimes he wished they could go back to before. But he also never wants to not have what they do now. But, it was easier he could keep distance. He couldn't really lose Stolas because Stolas wasn't his.

Stolas makes Blitz want to always stay, even when he feels he don't deserved to. A heavy sigh as he looked back to his clothes he just grabbed for the first leather jacket he could and stood up. Smoothing it out as he checked the time. "Fuck im gonna late."

[madmanwonder]

Type: Ask

Summary of the Question: Have you ever gotten a tattoo that says Natsu-Sama on your body Juvia?

Meme: Have You Ever Meme

"Juvia might be devoted to Natsu-Sama. But even I wouldn't go that far to tattooed myself until I am certain of it."

[strikingskeletonsiege]

Have you ever gotten your hand stuck in a jar or other small opening?

I WAS STEALING PARTS OUT OF A ROBOT THAT WASN'T AS DEACTIVATED AS I THOUGHT IT WAS!

ALMOST LOST THAT HAND BUT I WAS ABLE TO CUT A WIDER OPENING

[positivelybeastly]

Have you ever been in an orgy?

"Let's just say that Earth's Mightiest Heroes isn't an idle boast. Ladies, gentlemen, frisky friends~"

[arnab-factory]

Fascinated by this phenomenon

[theartofmadeline]

what if i told you that 90% of damsel/knight interactions in medieval arthuriana go exactly like this

[spudcat]

[iztea]

imagine if they didn't pull that sword out of Bram in time and then Fyodor got reincarnated as a lollipop stick

[gunsatthaphan]

"are you not watching the film anymore?"

[meloartist]

"i simply do not see it. i am looking away"

[triggerhappymilitant]

Have you ever peed in the shower?

Let's Play "Have You Ever?"

Who the fuck hasn't and why are you wasting water?

[ducknotinarow]

03/7 Raph - Have you ever ... wished you were never mutated

| send my muse ‘have you evers’ and they have to answer truthfully!

Raphael, watched how Casey dropped to his knees before tugging off the white mask free from thier face as he reclined to lie flat on his back. Sweat easily drenched the neckline of thier red tank top. Giant ass smile on thier face as Casey despite the lack of air still laughed. Raphael himself had doubled over hands resting to his knees as he tried to catch his breath. But, much like Casey it was hard todo when he kept on laughing at the same time.

Even when they both managed to settled down the second they shared a glace the fit of laughter continued again. Raphael dropped down to join Casey. Laying flat on his shell as the pair slightly elbowed each other. Raph dramatized his disgust with a verbal 'bleh'

"Dude ya covered in sweat its gross don't get it on me." Raphael, said as he wipe the sweat back against Casey's arm. Picking to ignore Casey's remark about other times Raph don't seem to have an issue with that. Before asking why Raph isn't sweating like Casey was.

Raphael simply smirked as he titled his head to the side to look at Casey, a teasing curve to his smile. "Guess ya age catchin' up ta ya Jones." He soon chuckled a bit "Gonna have ta start pushin' you round in a wheel chair when we go dragon hunting." The turtle continued to joke. Loving how Casey's mouth curved in a slight smile as they clearly were annoyed by his joke but in that way that showed he took it in jest.

That was just how they talked, sure Casey would be offended but that was part of the fun. If anyone else called him old like Raph just had? Casey would not react the same. It was like a special pass Raphael had. And boy did Raph love to abuse how much he could get away with it.

"I can' sweat cold blooded member? Ain't 'ike it matter I still be able to handle running before the cops show up with out single bead of sweat dropping. Unlike ya." Slightly elbowing Casey in the ribs. "Getting soft, might be lettin' ya self go there Case." Speaking of loving to see just how far he could push it. Casey blew him off and Raphael couldn't help but laugh more.

Before tipping his head back, eyes closing as he took a moment to catch his breath. Just past Casey's own breath he could easily hear the sound of the city around them. They were miles away from the cop car sirens. Meaning far from the gift they left the cops to deal with. About a dozen dragons knocked out in a warehouse. Raphael hardly cared when Casey's head knocked against his own. Before he opened his eyes a looked up at the dark city sky.

Raphael wasn't sure why but for some reason, some long winded string of words Don went off about once came to mind. When they thought back to thier creation. How things had to line up in a certain way for them to be here now. The utroms, the Shredder even and how it all seemed to just line up in a certain pathing leading to this moment even. Raphael on this roof top, one he came to a lot in the past. When he felt the world was suffocating him. Or like something in home was ranging inside trying to claw it's way out from inside him. Laughing and joking with Casey right now.

Raphael normally didn't pay all of that much mind but he guessed right now? How stupid of a thought it was that crossed his mind just now. The mere idea of not mutating. Because, if he never mutated then.

Eyes opened slightly as he looked to Casey who seemed to be soaking in the cold night air right now, Raphael moved to rest on his side for a better look at Casey. Raphael's not sure but when Casey caught him staring and the reaction given wasn't a joke at Raph's expense just a look that only Raphael had ever seen Casey wear. A soft curve of his mouth and a gentle clam to those ocean blues. Casey was a lot of things Casey was. And a lot more words to describe Casey. But, Raphael got to use some terms many might never. And right now? The word that came to mind? Well Raphael didn't think a person could just be.

Raphael had twenty thoughts cross his mind. Things he should likely say. In a world were things lined up just right so he would meet his best friend. The one soul, that just got him. How did you put that into words though?

"Case I-" Raphael didn't have to worry about needing to find the right words he guessed as Casey tugged on the tails of his mask so his beak crashed into Casey's mouth. This was far better then Casey slobbering all over his face, as he planted his hand to the roof to better support the shift in weight and not crash on top of Casey.

Though he wouldn't have minded that. Raphael's eyes fell shut as he melted into Casey. Warmth took him over, and his mind slowly cleared out the fog he felt was just always hanging around there in his mind. Because, not only was Casey the only soul he felt understood him, Casey was also the only soul that made Raphael feel like this. Raphael couldn't mess up when it came to Casey, Raphael was fine to be imperfect. Raphael could be angry, Casey could take it. Casey helped it go away. Casey was a safe space he never knew he was seeking out.

Raphael's mouth remained open when Casey broke the contact between them. That stupid cocky grin on thier face now as if they hadn't been aiming that near knee melting effect. As he was teased for clearly looking to get a kiss just now from how he was staring at Casey.

"I wasn't" Raphael flatly states. Even if it were true Casey wasn't convinced nor would he be. Raphael despite the annoyance still let his head rest on Casey's chest though. Sighing heavily when feeling Casey's arm curl around him.

Raphael didn't need to say it, Casey was an idiot but Casey knew, course he did.

[madmanwonder]

Ask

Have you ever mentioned to Gwen's brother that you are banging his sister, Cody? Not in a bragging way, but like it is something normal.

Have You Ever

"Yep." Cody replied easily as he took a bite of his snicker bar as he looked up at his girlfriend little brother who was looking at him in stunned disgust

[strikingskeletonsiege]

Have you ever wagered something big on a bet and lost it?

MMMMMM DEPENDS ON IF WE'RE TALKING LITERAL GAMBLING LIKE CASINO STYLE OR BACK ALLEY MAFIA STYLE. I'M NOT BIG ON THAT KIND. NO MATTER HOW HIGH THE STAKES ARE, CARDS? DICE?? RACING??? BETTING ON TEAMS OR FIGHTERS IS SO MEH, TOO.

BUT YOU COULD ARGUE I DO A LOT OF GAMBLING WHEN I'M OUT FIGHTING ON THE FRONT LINES! WHEN TEST SOMEONE'S BOUNDARIES, SEE HOW FAR I CAN PUSH BEFORE THEY ACTUALLY PUSH BACK. IF THEY SNAP OR BEND.

'CAUSE IF IT'S MORE THE FIRST STUFF, NAH NOT REALLY. THE SECOND? YEAH.

[unnonexistence]

[edandstede]

imagine it. sherlock returns in 2026. the baby is gone. what baby? the baby never existed. all the conspirators are vindicated. sherlock and john fuck nasty and the skull with glowing eyes on the wall watches. mystrade is canon. there is never any mention of his sister again and we still don’t know if sherlock’s best friend was a boy or a dog and at this point everyone is too afraid to ask.