#have my face since I’m sick

[cruel-intenti0ns]

All good boys go to heaven, but bad boys bring heaven to you 🔥

[ai-kova]

Ok, whatever, deconstructs your funyarinpa into tragic schrodingers cat girl ❤️

[yikesola]

amazingphil bluebell merch save me.. save me amazingphil bluebell merch 😩

[inkykeiji]

>.<

[crystalbeastsquidney]

Everyday I’m upset about what mk12 did to this fandom

[1ovestay]

won’t lie, experiencing some horrors

[insaneillusionist]

Raw hatred for mobile advertisements these days.

Earlier it used to be five seconds and then you could exit. Now you have to wait five seconds, hit a button that will take you to the App Store, go back, wait for another five seconds for a blurry screen to take you to another page, and then wait another eight seconds to finally leave. That’s thirteen extra seconds!

When I decide to actually watch an ad for rewards, I get a bunch of extra seconds that does not convince me that the game is worth anything. Why am I clicking so many buttons just to get second hand embarrassment from some guy absolutely failing and then some fake ���play our game” that doesn’t let you tap anything without sending you to the App Store?

And then there’s the phenomenon where some advertisements randomly stop in an attempt to force you to watch them instead of tossing your phone aside. The only thing that will change is that instead of tossing it aside, I am going to hurl it into the wall.

And do not get me started on this one specific advertisement that refuses to let me skip. Most of the times it’s one of those forced advertisements instead of a reward, so instead of the five seconds usually pushed at me, I am getting nine times the amount. What the hell.

[laomelettedufromage]

Fuck it.

Lexi. If you even care.

[pebblezone]

I need more haters I need violence and fighting

[eeunwoo]

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[pessimisticprincess]

i used to work at a fertility clinic i drew blood and did prior authorizations and worked in the sperm lab i never got sick why did i leave that job 🥲

[seastarlily]

“The SpongeBob team is putting in all these crazy faces just to try and make new memes, and that clearly hasn’t worked! There hasn’t been any memes of note since ‘Little Yellow Book’!”

SpongeBob after “Little Yellow Book”:

[eatyourdamnpears]

I can’t tell if the treatment is actually working or if it’s placebo effect, but let me tell you, consider this ass kicked

[kavehater]

Do I have to start saying not that anyone would care in that super duper passive aggressive way to guilt people into caring or what

[sttoru]

Sukuna with clingy concubine 🛐🛐 like hella clingy, always clinging to sukuna, sitting on his lap and just following sukuna like a lost puppy

 𝝑𝑒 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒. true form!sukuna x concubine! female reader. fluff. little bit suggestive. size difference. reader is clingy, a bit of an airhead ig. reader gets called ‘girl, brat’.

“y’re annoying me, girl,” sukuna grumbles as he walks to the courtyard. you had magically appeared behind him the moment he stepped out of his room to get some fresh air.

you flash him an apologetic smile “i’m sorry, my lord.” you’re not sorry, sukuna knows, though he doesn’t comment on it. it’s been like this ever since a week or two ago. he cannot recall why you’re suddenly so much more affectionate.

he doesn’t wait on you, however, and takes big strides towards the courtyard. if your little legs can’t keep up, that isn’t his problem. you frown and take on the challenge that’s been thrown your way.

you increase your pace and nearly run after sukuna. you have to lift your kimono a little to make sure you wouldn’t trip over the fabric. it doesn’t seem like you’ll give up any time soon as you follow him with that same content expression on your face.

sukuna can’t believe that a human like you dares to even be in his presence for so long. he didn’t call for you, so why are you adamant on staying with him? he concludes that something must be up, “what’d you want from me?”

there hangs a silence between you two afterwards. sukuna’s slow yet heavy footsteps reverberate through the hallway, followed by your quick and light ones. you pout as you notice that the king of curses isn’t even sparing you a glance, “nothing at all. i just like to be with you.”

you add the latter as an afterthought. you don’t expect sukuna to react to that, so you continue to trail behind him into the courtyard. “tch,” you hear him scoff in annoyance. you’re sure he doesn’t mean any actual harm by that, so you don’t take it personally.

sukuna eventually sits down on the engawa, where the servants have placed the comfy zabuton cushions. there’s always one for you as well—right next to sukuna’s. it’s become a habit for the maids to include you in sukuna’s daily routines since you’re always with him.

you eye your own cushion, though don’t make an effort to actually sit down on it. sukuna stares ahead, not bothered to notice you at the moment. you look down at his lap, recalling just how perfectly you can fit on it.

you don’t waste any more time and plop down on his thick thighs, your back against his chest. sukuna’s brow twitches at the sudden contact. his bottom pair of eyes look down at you whilst the upper ones keep looking at the nature in front of you both.

“get off me,” the king of curses commands through a low tone. he doesn’t push you off, however. that alone should tell you enough; he’s tolerating your behaviour as per usual. or perhaps he secretly likes your proximity.

you shall never discover which of the two it actually is.

“nooooooo,” you exaggerate with a whine. you don’t want to. you wrap both of your arms around one of sukuna’s—clinging onto him like your life depends on it. he simply responds by sighing.

you know sukuna’s able to grab you by the collar and force you to sit down on the cushion beside him, but he doesn’t. your heart flutters every time sukuna shows some tolerance to your clingy behavior. it means that maybe—just maybe—he’s opening up to the idea of being more affectionate with you.

“such a fuckin’ brat,” sukuna simply puts one hand on your waist, the others supporting his weight on the engawa. he grumbles, but there are clear signs of him relaxing with you in his presence.

you chuckle at the realisation and swing your legs in excitement. sukuna unexpectedly bites your ear in response to your increased activity on his lap, “stay still or i’ll kick you off.”

you let out a small whimper as you feel his fangs gently sick into your earlobe. you jolt back and rub the skin with your hand, looking up at sukuna with a playful frown before teasing him back. you roll your eyes and answer him with a firm yet mocking, “sir yes, sir!”

sukuna clicks his tongue at your tease. you answer him like he’s some general in the military. that’s not the kind of relationship he has with you—it’s more than that. even though he knows you’re joking, he dislikes it when you call him anything other than ‘my lord’, ‘my king’, or just his name.

he finds great satisfaction in the way you refer to him as such. you’re the only one who can make sukuna grin each time you remind him of his status and the power he has over you.

the power dynamic; it’s addictive.

he needs more of it.

sukuna reaches out to grab your face with one hand, but you’re quick to pull your head back the moment you see that intimidatingly big hand coming down onto your vision. you clear your throat and apologise, “i mean—yes, my lord.”

the king of curses hums in content. that title is exactly what he had been looking for. he retracts his hand and settles it back down on your waist, patting your sides twice to show his satisfaction with your obedience.

you stop squirming around in his lap and simply lay back down in his arms. you close your eyes and nearly fall asleep because of the comfortable atmosphere. the slight breeze against your face is relaxing and perfectly compliments the warmth from sukuna’s body.

what a perfect way to spend your day.

[jaejoongs-nipple-piercing]

I looked up Gank Your Heart with Yibo (my BABY!!) because I was thinking it’s like the webtoon/webcomic “National School Prince is a Girl” which I really like reading. But after looking up the drama and watching the first teaser I think they’re different. But I’ll just have to watch it later and find out.