#have great vagina

[michaelsfavgirl]

It’s already January 1st here so HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!! ☃️🕯️

[gokib3]

ID in alt!!

Diversity win!!! I’m aro ace and hyper fixated on a smut game

[somaticmilk]

Do not wear satin with open cuts guys

[kingworm]

i’m going YIPPPEEEE bc i got 25 dollars off my car insurance getting older is grim

[iridescentropy]

women in stem <33 (breaking in new heels by pacing while i study)

[thankstothe]

Liners

[senshis-top-surgery]

In a Labru sex situation, I think Kabru tops for multiple reasons

Kabru is quite a slim, smallish guy and Laios is much larger, and frankly, I think Laios may have a big penis. If *I* were Kabru, I would not want that in me.

Kabru may have some trauma in regards to not being in control, and I think he'd feel more comfortable taking the lead*

I think Laios isn't a virgin, but I don't think he's got that much experience, whereas even if Kabru is a virgin, he's done his research

Laios seems like he'd be cool with it. He's just happy to be having sex with someone he loves, you know? Happy to be included. Top, bottom, hand stuff, oral, he's just happy to be there.

*top doesn't necessarily mean "in charge", obviously, but in this instance it does

[leupagus]

Just in case anyone has high hopes that this will be like, art

More from whatever this is gonna end up being (pt 2)

gus: Mostly I want to lean into the idea that sex would be a lot like other appetites for them

gus: sleeping/eating/drinking/reading

gus: ie it literally has not occurred to them before now to even TRY it

kuwdora: love. it.

gus: basically the vibe I want is two kids working on a school project

gus: where aziraphale is the one who's making the diorama and doing all the research and getting really stoked about how to make volcanoes or w/e

gus: and crowley's the kid who's happy to coast on aziraphale's work but doesn't actually take an interest

gus: (at least until they're actually doing the deed and then he's like "woah wait WHAT" and basically comes immediately)

gus: like, it's extremely mid sex but because it's them, with each other, it's great

kuwdora: :chinhands:

kuwdora: that's like so great tho. like whatever the actual sex part but when you are having a genuinely good time with the person

gus: yes exactly

gus: most of the fics I've read either ignore the "angels are sexless unless they want to make an effort," or they have Crowley and Aziraphale be asexual

gus: which are both completley valid

gus: but not what I want

gus: what I want is them going to the Tate Modern to see the Great Wall of Vulva and arguing about how Crowley should best go down on Aziraphale

gus: with both of them playing Where's Waldo with the exhibit deciding which one's the most like Aziraphale's so he can like, point out the relevant bits

gus: I also really want to convey that Aziraphale's enthusiastic about this because it's what humans do, and they've both committed to living as humans even though they aren't, and it seems to make people very happy (although Crowley has fun pointing out how many times it's made people UNhappy), and he just wants to do something nice with his boyfriend basically

gus: meanwhile Crowley can't honestly see why they'd bother, but he's also happy to do what Aziraphale likes -- he's narrating the whole thing so it's gonna be clear that he's anticipating this like taking Aziraphale out to meals, where he gets most of his pleasure out of watching Aziraphale enjoy himself

gus: and he's totally fine with that

gus: and even when he turns out to be a two pump chump, it's not because he didn't know his dick could feel that nice or whatever

gus: it's because of the kind of gross sweat they're making and Aziraphale's heels pressing against hte back of his knees, urging him closer, and way they're still arguing even while they're fucking

gus: it's the love more than the sex

kuwdora: absolutely

gus: and then afterward aziraphale is like "that was AWESOME, ok do we want to try bondage next time or blindfolds, oooh did you hear about this thing called yiffing" and Crowley just laughs and pins him to the bed and kisses him

[umemiyan]

people will be like “omg body positivity <3 you’re beautiful you would be loved you just the way you are <3” and then criticize individuals who shave their vaginas

[ajstaria]

WHAT ARE WITH THESE NAMES DAWG PORTER AND HUSH?? NEXT THING YOU KNOW THERES A GUY NAMED BOGART 😭🙏

[catgirlnipples]

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[corpsesoldier]

saw barbie. thought it was funny. also thought it was unfocused to the point of incoherence. gestures at a lot of ideas without exploring any of them. clearly desperately wants you to think it’s smart which is unfortunate because it isn’t, and judging it on the grounds it demands to be judged on renders it in an unflattering light. ryan gosling shouting SUBLIME at the top of his lungs was hysterically funny. 3 stars.

[mushroomgothic]

is anyone else no longer getting actual posts from tags you follow and instead getting 100% pornbots with actual naked people??

[pebblezone]

Idk how welcome home has overrun literally all of my social media but I guess I welcome it

[knittedbond]

can't stop saying "have great vagina" to myself. i dont know the rest of the sound but i keep saying it