#hatzgang robert

[h3arttransplantt]

This is like incredibly shitty but okay 💀💀

[bubblaymadz]

Robert 🎸

[misoraekgw]

the Hatzgang but they’re senior high schoolers in a satire comedy based AU

[sketchoco]

MORE CROSSOVER STUFF FOR PPG/RRB AND SPOOKY MONTH

Slasher ahh smile

Also older stressed sisters!!

I butchered Pump and Skid I am so sorry-

Also an edit

College starts for me tomorrow and I don’t think I’ll have much time to draw

If you want to add suggestions or ideas, don’t feel shy to suggest!

Hope you like them!!

[badatsleepbadatawake]

GUYS THERES NEW SPOOKY MONTH ART OUT!!!

kdkdkadjdjdj look at their costumes!!!!! robert looks so silly!!!!!/pos

[hatzrobert]

Stars ✨

[la-soia]

I made the hatzgang in acnh 👍👍👍

1. SO THEY ARE KINDA BAD QUALITY BECAUSE MY PHONE WAS BEING AN ASSHOLE AND WASNT CONNECTING TO THE SWITCH TRANSFER THING SO I HAD TO TAKE PICTURES OF THEM 🧍‍♂️ so their skin colors and overall colors are kinda drained/dull. I made ross darker bc of my hcs but you can't really tell 💔

2. I didn't have a backwards hat sorry rob 😔

[space-batzz]

I’m going insane and it’s around 1:30 AM but hear me out

Skid and Pump r there because not much was happening

[biblicallyangelic]

HATZGANG HEADCANONZ!!!!

Roy:

💵💰🧨🥤

Listens to shitty rap music

Thinks games like Roblox and such are for babies, he bullies Robert for it

Scared of horror movies

Secretly listens to Kpop, if you catch him he claims it’s for the hot girls 🤓

His favorite band would be Twice

Rich white boy

“I’m not privileged! Someone called me a snow roach!!🤬”

Makes fun of foreigners for their accent, but can only speak English 💀💀

His parents force him to do sports, he doesn’t want to so whenever they drop him off he sneaks out and skips the classes without anyone knowing

Either straight or gay, no in between

He’s a chubby and short boy

The embodiment of Eric cartman

Ross:

🌎🔭🌌🚀🛸

Big fan of metal thanks to his dad, favorite bands are Megadeth, Slipknot and Cannibal Corpse

Drinks monster energy in secret, his mom tells him not to because it makes him even more tired since he’s young

Space enthusiast

Smart as hell, has plenty of knowledge

Pretty good at science

Pulls down his beanie when he’s nervous or embarrassed

Quiet, observes instead of talking

Gives random facts during a conversation

Has plenty of metal band shirts that his dad lent him from when he was younger

Tries to be edgy as hell

Latino, more specifically Puerto Rican on his dad’s side

He’d probably be French on his mom’s side since Jaune is yellow in French

Fascinated with aliens and ‘unknown space creatures’

Skateboards

Sneaks out at night to go stargazing alone

Writes poems and he’s pretty good at it too!

Speaks Spanish and English

Bisexual

Robert:

🪴🧸🔎🪱🐞

Gives the best hugs

Probably an age regressor

Loves animals and nature

Likes painting and drawing

Wants to become a painter in the future

Plays reblex adopt me 🤬 with his little sister

Lots of spelling mistakes

Puts his milk before his cereal

AUTISTIC!1!1!1!

John takes him to the police station since Robert admires him

His favorite movie is Beverly Hills Cops because of that

Owns a Nintendo switch

Collects butterflies

VERY clumsy

Eats worms…

I can see him being Slav/eastern European, either Russian or Czech, but just half

Pansexual

[suzumebarking]

My favorite kitten hee hee

[box-of-chaooos]

Y’all get to see it first!! Poly hatzgang kisses!!!

[d34d-r0s3]

I feel like Robert's playlist ranges from cutesy, silly stuff like Spongebob music and that one meowmeowmeow thing by the living tombstone, all the way to like Dragula by Rob Zombie, y'all. Hear me out here. Like, that one peppa pig meme "I like this music, it's very grown up :3" and the most insane shit plays. it'd be so funny because like, imagine Robert showing Ross and Roy his playlist and it starts off so normal, and then out of nowhere, Sound of Madness, Shinedown starts playing and he's still politely headbopping while Ross and Roy sit there like "😦...."

[bubblaymadz]

Robert ♡~

[misoraekgw]

[i-just-wanna-write-fanfic]

HatzGang dating HeadCanons ovo

yes

ROY

|-Pansexual |-Boi is such a tsundere, he doesn't even accept his own love for you at first, but he soon realizes it's true, but he's not telling you how he feels. |-He thinks sharing his feelings would make him seem weak. |-He needs a hug asap. |-VERY clingy once you two get together. |-Like- not even kidding- he NEEDS to give you at least 10 hugs a day. |-hugs>kisses |-His love language is physical touch and acts of service, but he does appreciate some loving words tho. |-When I say appreciate, I mean MELT INTO words of love, it makes him feel safe and loved, and so do pet names! But certain ones can make him feel off for.. ehem... Reasons I'd rather not mention... |

ROBERT

|-gay |-Even tho he is a bit shy about his feelings at first, after a few meetings and hang-out sessions, he tells you how he feels and then he runs away. |-He's slightly worried about sharing his feelings but he understands that it's good to do that, not only to develop friendships, but also relationships! |-He WILL hug you whenever he feels like it or just feels like surprising you! |-loves to surprise you with love and affection! |-hugs=kisses |-love language is physical touch and time spent. he just loves being around you in general! |

ROSS

|-bi |-just generally shy and anti-social, so it was kinda hard for him to even look you in the eyes. ever. |-took him forever to tell you that he loves you, but once he did, you looked at him, with a dumbfounded look, and he just froze up. |-"what did you say, ross?" shit, you didn't hear him, now he has to say it aga- o-or he can just conceal his feelings longer... |-"n-nothing, don't worry about it." |-"comonnnnn! tell me!!!" |-"I don't think you'd want to know... you might not want to be my friend anymore..." |-"ross, no matter what you tell me, we will always be friends, and I will never leave you for something silly. please, tell me." |-"I-I.. uhm.. well. I-..." |-"I have a crush on you." |-from then, you two have been dating. |- His love language is time spent and words of love. |- he doesn't like cuddling/hugging all too much, but he won't say no if you ask to have some cuddles with him. |-hugs<kisses |

[darwuzhere]

What a nice kid! Boy, i sure hope nothing BAD happens to him....

Trigger Warning(s): Kidnapping,child abuse,manipulation(?)

Context: Robert has been texting this weird dude because they share the same interests. Unfortunately, this was too good to be true.