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HEY GUYS SO UPDATE TIME IM GETTING A FLIP PHONE SOON [because they're awesome kys] AND SO IDK HOW IM GONNA BE ABLE TO POST WHEN I DO GET IT, SO IT MOGUT BE A HOT WHILE BEFORE I POST ONCE I GET IT. SAME WITH MY INSTA [ @/la_soia69 😊🙏] SO YEAH JUST FOREWARNIFN WITH THAT 😓😓😓 BUT TRUST ME IM DRAWING AND ALIVE AND WELL!!!!
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HATZGANG HEADCANONZ!!!!
Roy:
💵💰🧨🥤
Listens to shitty rap music
Thinks games like Roblox and such are for babies, he bullies Robert for it
Scared of horror movies
Secretly listens to Kpop, if you catch him he claims it’s for the hot girls 🤓
His favorite band would be Twice
Rich white boy
“I’m not privileged! Someone called me a snow roach!!🤬”
Makes fun of foreigners for their accent, but can only speak English 💀💀
His parents force him to do sports, he doesn’t want to so whenever they drop him off he sneaks out and skips the classes without anyone knowing
Either straight or gay, no in between
He’s a chubby and short boy
The embodiment of Eric cartman
Ross:
🌎🔭🌌🚀🛸
Big fan of metal thanks to his dad, favorite bands are Megadeth, Slipknot and Cannibal Corpse
Drinks monster energy in secret, his mom tells him not to because it makes him even more tired since he’s young
Space enthusiast
Smart as hell, has plenty of knowledge
Pretty good at science
Pulls down his beanie when he’s nervous or embarrassed
Quiet, observes instead of talking
Gives random facts during a conversation
Has plenty of metal band shirts that his dad lent him from when he was younger
Tries to be edgy as hell
Latino, more specifically Puerto Rican on his dad’s side
He’d probably be French on his mom’s side since Jaune is yellow in French
Fascinated with aliens and ‘unknown space creatures’
Skateboards
Sneaks out at night to go stargazing alone
Writes poems and he’s pretty good at it too!
Speaks Spanish and English
Bisexual
Robert:
🪴🧸🔎🪱🐞
Gives the best hugs
Probably an age regressor
Loves animals and nature
Likes painting and drawing
Wants to become a painter in the future
Plays reblex adopt me 🤬 with his little sister
Lots of spelling mistakes
Puts his milk before his cereal
AUTISTIC!1!1!1!
John takes him to the police station since Robert admires him
His favorite movie is Beverly Hills Cops because of that
Owns a Nintendo switch
Collects butterflies
VERY clumsy
Eats worms…
I can see him being Slav/eastern European, either Russian or Czech, but just half
Pansexual
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make them adopt him. show us the masterpiece
Well since you asked so nicely..
They are the family ever, he is their son, they are his gay dads and that's that <33333
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WTF I LITERALLY JUST MADE A POST ABT ROY AND TUMBLR SENT IT TO THE FUCKING SHADOW REALM?? ANYWAYS???
just a scribble of a comic with baby roy and his dad i made a while back; richard being a bit stressed about work. there’s another part to this but i do not feel like finishing it rn, but it’ll definitely be posted one day (:
(no his watch did not magically disappear wym /lhj)
sigh,,, ya know maybe they are a loving family,, it’s just the stress of the (mostly)self-made expectations his parents abide by that got pushed onto roy as well that tainted the familial relationship just a bit(it was way more than “just a bit”). but behind closed doors they love each other very much!! i cannot contain the angst; no matter how much he denies it, roy can’t hide from the fact that he wishes his parents treated him as they did before. like, he’ll say he’s fine with them not being super emotionally present but that’s such a lie omg (i’m totally not projecting the family i wish i had nooo /s /lhj)
anywho if you have an drawing or writing recs, inbox is open methinks (: /nf
okay that’s it. goodbye and stay safe🫡
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NIGHTMARE PARADE
Throws off brand dark reality AU at you and runs
Ok fr meet the dream eater Hatzgang!! Part of my Nightmare Parade AU :]
Based off of the song, Nightmare Parade!!!!!
Which (if you didn’t know) is a song about a group of creatures that go into people’s dreams to feed on them ^_^
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