#hated it: five stars

[gthebumblebee]

brb

reviews be reviewing

let's not forget about Fingerdash in Russia

[sanshinexx]

The 501st boys

[prncssguya]

“it doesn’t make sense for osha to forgive qimir so quickly. its terrible writing.”

who said she forgave him? we can have complex feelings for people. stop being so boring. she realized the jedi and the man she considered a father had been lying to her for sixteen years. the man who framed her sister and was complicit in the destruction of her coven. he did not once apologize but instead tried to justify his actions. after having her entire belief system shattered, she lashed out in anger.

she joined qimir in exchange for her sister’s life and because she’s curious about the other side of the force. from amandla’s recent interview, osha has never been manipulated in the choices she’s made. her decisions are hers and hers alone

[laurrelise]

so crazy how steve blackman made the executive decision to replace five in s4 with his weird boring oc named jerome who homewrecks and isn’t as cool as five and thought we wouldn’t notice

i sure am glad, though, that instead of participating in season 4’s activities, five was actually off being a retired old man, fishing… or doing crossword puzzles from the morning newspaper… or adopting mr pennycrumb …

[here-comes-the-moose]

Man, sometimes I get emotional thinking about how much Fives would have loved the Bad Batch 😭

[lawrussoauto]

im shaking the fall guy was so good. i am horrendously down bad for ryan gosling oh my fod

[sad-trash-hobo]

Friendly reminder that in another universe Anakin leaves the jedi order after the Umbara campaign and took the whole 501st legion with him and Ahsoka followed him and they went to Tatooine to meet up with Kitster and freed the slaves and while they were checking the freed for chips, they checked the Clones as well and got all the chips out of the 501st and killed Jabba and the rest of the slavers. And then Anakin took up podracing again and taught all the Clones how to be moisture farmers and reunited with Owen and Beru and helped fix up their farm. And when the Chancellor tried to reach out to Anakin to get him to come back Rex overhears the whole conversation and hits Anakin over the head and explains what grooming is and Anakin realizes how awful the Chancellor is. Anakin comms Padme to let her know and to tell her that he's coming back to Coruscant to clear the Clones of their chips and Fox has another scanner made and they clear out all the Clones and stage an assassination and kill the Chancellor and Padme votes Bail in as the new Chancellor. And then Dooku realizes how stupid the whole war was and pulls out to become an actual Count and just living in peace and having fun. Anakin spends his time podracing while Kix tries not to have a panic attack and lives on Naboo with Padme and spends a week or two in Tatooine to make sure everything is going ok with Kitster and making sure he has all the supplies he needs to continue freeing slaves throughout the galaxy. Just so yall know

[kaminorain]

guys i hate this and was too lazy to add the details of their armor but i need to post something

[nedlittle]

need the historical romance girlies to go back to their roots and read forever amber (1944)

[moriaarts]

Captain Kiss of the 343rd

Blorbo of my own creation. Whom i love and adore. Who didn’t survive the war to let her assigned gender get in the way

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 AKA, Kisses (Duo), Capin' (The twins), Smooch (DT). The name Kiss comes from the kiss curls that frame her face. She styles these baby hairs, and paints curls on her bucket to match, along with teeth on her armour to resemble her beloved pet and service Massiff, Mooch. Captain of the 343 company on Naboo in the Lake Country.  Not to be confused with the sprawling fields and grand estates. This troop guard an outpost a few clicks from Auroa, a ranching village, as a look out for oncoming ground/swamp infiltration attempts. If the senators living it up in the Lake Country or the capital of Theed are under any threat, they'll know about it first, so its mostly surveillance and scouting work.

Kiss was originally designed to be a CC unit, but as a cadet crying too much saw her reconditioned and transplanted into a CT batch that had just lost a cadet in training. Crying is still difficult if not impossible for Kiss, who comes off as tough and aloof but feels things deeply. Kiss was deployed as heavy infantry to Geonosis in the first clone trooper assault, and took over as Captain of the company she was in when their Captain died. The role would remain hers for a time until she was struck down by a mortar shell that almost took her jaw. The wound would be cosmetic but the implant to replace the structure of her cheek and the horror of being unable to breathe or speak for so long would have lasting effects. But she's a good soldier, and despite the few and far between episodes, she is exemplary, but the danger of her doing so during battle is too much of an unknown that she is inevitably shipped to Naboo to aid the Naboo Royal Guard in protecting the mid-rim edge planet. A somewhat menial task for a would be perfect soldier. But it wouldn't be all bad. Mooch would be assigned to her as a pup.

Mooch was too docile to be an attack massiff but showed talent in being a service dog. When they met, the pup was able to detect an oncoming attack in Kiss and pawed at her until she complied with her demands.

Kiss would join two other clones in being the first clones to request transition. And seeing as her involvement in the war was considered to have little impact, two years in, she was approved. With her identity known to higher ranking clones. She would aid in the transfer and protection of other "Obsolete" or "faulty" clones. Some would stay with her and name themselves the 343 company in her honour.

Bonus: Nabooen locals worship a goddess called Hemeela. A goddess of bounty and beauty, known to take many forms but to be a brave fighter and mother. 

Upon discovering this deity, Kiss made her identity known to her vode and now lives as a woman adopting markings that match scars Hemeela received in her battle against the all-consuming Jutorus. 

She is in a constant debate with Duo about the nature of her weight. Hormones are new to her and have changed the distribution of fat much to her delight but to Duo's despair as they state "A fat ass isn't regulation." Much to Kiss’s despair. 

[agasawit]

LISTEN. I KNOW YALL THINK THE SAME

MY POOR COPY PASTE BOYS

I didn't see a single soul mention this so I'm ranting fuckers

We all know that clones were basicly woven together one dna string at a time. All the genes kaminoans played with like its the sims 4 character creator mean they could've changed everything.

It means they could've played with the little things that run in the family. Like being a terrible liar

THEY MADE MY BOYS EVEN EASIER TO CONTROL

They thought the jedi would be actual generals and punish the clones for the smallest things(like contraband)

The worse part is some were like that (I'm talking to you krell) and the clones couldn't do shit cose they were *genetically engineered* to be *good soliders*

I NEVER see people talk about this. "Clones are so goofy. Omg they can't lie, peak of comedy"

NO. That's how those kaminofucks make them feel less human and more robotic.

Why.

[silverware-is-interesting]

kinda had this idea a long time ago after i watched a video for a gone/vengeance route feisty 5 route but haven't actually drawn it

unshaded + separated versions under the cut

[squidsponge]

That time Fives didn't duck at all and then smiled softly while Jesse bluescreened, because even though their odds were shit, Fives had faith in his brothers, and they proved that his hope wasn't misplaced.

And then less than a year later, on the orders of another darksider.

Poetry rhyming in the worst way possible.

[x-galactic-star-x]

dunno of this ever been talked about but

As a woman i wanna dress manly- and when i mean Manly- i mean like this:

[inkstainedhandswithrings]

The Jedi’s regard for the clones’ lives by example of the citadel arc:

I wanna note that I’m not a total Jedi Anti, and that I love most Jedi Characters in this arc. But I think a well written character has flaws, that’s what makes them real. So this is me pointing out the hypocrisy that I’ve noticed.

*Charger slips and falls off the wall*

Fives: Charger!

Obi-Wan: Well, they know we’re here.

——

*The walls are electrified, Longshot tells everyone to start running, doesn’t make it himself*

Cody: Longshot!

Obi-Wan: We must keep moving.

——

Ani and Obi: *hear about the information being shared between Piell and his Captain*

Ani and Obi: *reveal they never planned to save anyone but Piell, were just gonna leave the others to die ig?*

——

*Trooper gets cut in half by security door*

Piell: *in an even tone* We lost one. Looks like we’ve got some cutting to do.

——

*Echo is caught in the explosion of the shuttle*

Fives: Echo!

Obi-Wan: We have to go, now.

—> after they left the tower

Piell: We beat them once we can do it again! :D

Anakin: Lucky we’re not just any fugitives ;)

Fives: D,: (still mentally stunned)

——

*Two clones fall off another wall*

Rex: *silently staring at their still bodies as he walks past*

The Jedi: *don’t even look at them*

Anakin: Keep moving! Keep moving!

——

*Clone pushes Tarkin out the way, gets shot*

*Tarkin doesn’t even blink. No acknowledgement whatsoever. Just a regular Tuesday for this asshole.*

——

*Piell dies*

The Jedi, who kept telling everyone to MOVE IT a thousand times over: *no longer Moving Moving It™️* *find some cloth to wrap him in*

Ahsoka: He died honourably

(as did all the clones, honey)

Obi-Wan: Let’s take this moment to honour him

(you could’ve said ‘all our fallen’, sweetie. It’s two more words, you got this)

[a-star-is-here]

WIP

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