#hate that fr

[princessnijireiki]

got reminded of Gilmore Girls today and I was like hmm do I hate it as much as I remember

anyway the answer is yes

but also it's soooooo white like the entire tension & anger and weird controllingness between white grandma and enmeshed mom and Alexis Bledel is the sort of thing that ppl would 100% call out as MULTI generational toxicity if these ppl were an immigrant or first gen American family

like remember how WEIRD people got (yk, on this site, because, well, Disney adults & children's media) about the grandma in Encanto, but that is not a population that overlaps in a Venn diagram of the audience who has smoke for Lorelai Gilmore volatile head ass self

idk the Americana small town aesthetic nonsense and enmeshment into repeated cycles of control, suppression, and abuse while living vicariously through your kids cannot in fact be separated from the audience's acceptance of this because of its all whiteness, its cruelty to others, and its WASP "individualism (as long as I can still people please my way into a social & familial role assigned to me at infancy teehee)" as a quasi ideal to measure accomplishment by

[roseforviolet]

[strawberryblondedoll]

[artemis-melody]

from 📌

[hinamie]

I don't want to regret the way I lived

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

neurospicy was an activity enjoyed by much of the 21st century usamerican middle class, related to the contemporary practices of "astrology," "psychiatry," and "phrenology." Practitioners, known as "neurospices" (singular neurospex) would attempt to categorize people through observation and consultation with the "Diesemfive," their holy book. It is said a particularly skilled neurospex could perfectly and accurately divine the conditions of another person from a single tumblr post.

[sunlit-mess]

Pushing up daisies where the sun don't shine

[starlightseraph]

house md will always be remebered as the most insane thing ever broadcast because of how unabashedly feral everyone involved was.

a short collection of things that happen on the show, just off the top of my head, not even scratching the surface:

- house shoots a random dead body in the morgue and then sticks him in an mri machine, which pulls the bullet out of the dead guy’s head and destroys the machine, costing the hospital millions

- foreman gets bitten by a person with rabies

- chase kills an african dictator

- cameron steals drugs from a patient after possibly getting hiv from said patient

- house induces a migraine and then takes a drug made by his arch nemesis (who he’s been stalking for 25 years) to get the drug taken off the market. he then takes lsd (in the hospital, in the middle of a case) to cure the migraine.

- chase goes into anaphylaxis after doing body shots

- house stops an elevator so he can perform a cavity (vaginal) search on a teenage heart transplant patient who’s in cardiorespiratory arrest

- they give a neurosurgeon mushrooms to cure his food poisoning, then they stick him in an operating room. the neurosurgeon strips in front of a health board assessor.

- kutner dies for gay marriage

- house sets an autopsy room on fire while trying to juggle flaming bottles

- house gets recruited by the cia

- taub gets held at gun point after diagnosing a stripper with skin cancer

- in almost every single episode, the team breaks into multiple houses

- house fakes terminal brain cancer so he can get drugs implanted directly into the pleasure centre of his brain

- house cons us immigration to get his fake wife a green card. he also uses his fake wife’s ukrainian food truck to spy on people

- house tries to get wilson, his closet case boybestfriend, into bed every few episodes. every other sentence out of house’s mouth is about wanting to rail wilson.

- taub has a kid with his ex-wife, after they divorce, at the same time he has a kid with his 25 yo side piece. the kids’ names are sophie and sophia.

- house and wilson have a bet on who can hide a chicken in the hospital the longest without anyone finding out

- house tries to kill himself like 6 times and always fails (insulin shock, overdoses, electrocution, jumping off a building, cutting, etc)

- house fakes his death to get out of a prison sentence after violating his parole so he can live out his bi love story with his gay best friend who has 5 months to live

[scramratz]

I fucking hate this country. It's rancid to its core, and I will live despite its rot. If there's one thing you need to know about me, it's that I loathe the United States of America

[kenchann]

welcome to the world baby ernesto and gino 🦊😼

[lovl3igh]

"Rhaenyra tried to put bastards on the throne"

[roseforviolet]

[laced0lli]

[artemis-melody]

tumblr is for the unpopular quiet girls in school who are too scared to talk in front of other people ౨ৎ

[hinamie]

7/3: pov u r nanami kento pleased that i managed to pull smth together in time for your bday

[em-xzm]

the "I hate Kevin Day" to "Kevins the people's princess and I worship the ground he walks on" pipeline is a Canon event to every aftg fan i fear