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Omg the joy of being slightly buzzed and finding out the ramen you bought last week is spicy enough to make your mouth tingle
#hate a texture LOVE a Taste#look at this point we gotta celebratw the little things#my life is not going well god (hypothetical) bless but you know what i've got#the ultra spicy ramen#omg just remembered i have the taco bell fire sauce too....you know what would hit is if i poured it on this
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alright you know what FINE horror cooks. even though he struggles with food and has a bad relationship with it sure he'll cook. but can we at least give him the liberty of getting to fuck around with people because of it ok FINE let me be specific i mean feeding other people dead remains and stuff ok 😒😒😒 ok 😒😒😒
oh so sweet he just made a five course meal and a fancy steak!!!! its gold plated!!!! it smells so good!!!! soooo delish and hmm a bit hard to chew but maybe he just made it a bit overcooked dont worry horror you tried your hardest. what do you mean you put blood sweat and tears into it with a oddly evil grin on your face. what is in my cup of water bro. what did I JUST EAT
#only if he really hates you or just really wants to see someone suffer#usually paps would be the 1 to make the food and he gets to enjoy the reaction#but UNFORTUNATELY papyrus is in horrortale and horrors in fuck knows where in the multiverse#so he has to make his own entertainment SMH#he might be fighting with himself the entire process of making the meal butttttttt#its all worth it to see the mortified and sickly expression people make before immediately wanting to throw up. so sweet!#he does this to dust and killer after they fight except its not human remains#he steals one of killer's dust jars and makes desserts with it! they just invented this cool new form of powdered sugar omg!#unfortunately it looks surprisingly convincing. dust doesnt know the difference#he immediately runs to the bathroom to throw up and take several showers to purge what hes done. goddamn WHO DID HE JUST EAT FUCK YOU HORRO#killer only knows the difference because he could feel the texture difference on his hands and tongue and it was too late LMAO#he did not smell anything he did not taste anything he did not see anything vaguely wrong#and like horror cooks all the time and the foods fine!!!! so like........ ok fine maybe hell eat it. and then he felt the taste#he doesnt swallow he doesnt do anything except turn his head and immediately spit the food out onto the ground (horror found this HILARIOUS#but the moment he was alone bro starting PUUUURGING his guts out. he knows exactly which dust jar horror took he knows EXACTLY WHO HE ATE#would be 10x funnier if horror used a papyrus's dust for it#but would he ever do that??? would he put himself through that???#i would like to think that horror's able to distinguish between his own papyrus and every other papyrus out there#for cruelty factor if hes able to get through it with that thought than yes#but i also get that he might not be able to go through with it bc its a papyrus's dust#horror's a bit of a prick perchance. just a bit tho maybe idk#downright evil actually. all of them are. but only to eachother#mtt upon thee i love these three#tricule hc#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#sans au
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@quietwingsinthesky damn you and your baking propaganda
#so fact about me#i hated peanuts#strong taste to an autistic#and knew a kid when i was 5 who died of a peanut allergy#but last year#i decided i’d learn to like them#to expand my food palate#culinary choices#they’re good protein and energy source#the texture of peanut butter would clearly be great#so i bought one that people thought was a good one#(pip & nut sweet and salty smooth)#and started forcing myself#to eat a bit of peanut butter every day after working out#(brain hack: cus endorphins + body would love the energy spike)#and after a few months#i’d enjoy my pb&j#and now if i go a day without peanut butter i get cravings#so peanut butter chocolate chip cookies it is
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“i’m all alone, but i’m as happy as can be!”
#aka top 10 things i wish i could drill into my coworkers brains grrrrrrrrrrrrrrnrhrhbgbgbfbfbfnf#‘you should get a bf’ ‘when are you gonna get married and have kids?’ how about n e v e r#i just want to sleep when i’m not on the clock mans i don’t want to waste my precious sleep time on others#i mean. i don’t even leave the house on my days off. not to go shopping or anything bc sleep is more important~~~#and stuff can be bought online anyways s o o o o o#g o d speaking of online purchases thoughhh this massage seat i bought online came in yesterday and it works amazingly well~~~~~#used it for half an hour last night and i was relaxed enough to sleep for 11-12 hours straight#wish i had space for an actual massage chair though but this will have to do…#it’s been my dream to own a massage chair for the longest time…… but ig this massage seat is good enough……#i can just slap it onto my desk chair and b a m ✨instant paradise✨#speaking of instant though… one of my coworkers was commenting on my love for instant noodles the other day#‘you’ll ✨d i e✨ faster if you eat a lot of cup noodles yk?’ he said#so ✨o f c✨ my mouth chose to work faster than my brain when i replied with ‘i’m fine with that bc i won’t have to work then’#he and another coworker laughed :( sadded#b u t i finally had my cup noodles that i ‘customised’ at the cup noodle museum today and it was good~~~~~~~ i have good taste (self praise)#the best part was the lack of spring onions!!!! bc screw spring onions really who decided that they should be included with most cup noodles#or just noodles in general? the texture sucks and they don’t even taste good man. why would you even add spring onions?#it’s number 2 in my list of most hated food toppings. it loses only to ikan bilis bc s c r e w ikan bilis or dried anchovies or whatever#they’re known as >:( i hateeeeee how takeout places will just assume that you want ikan bilis and lop on a huuuuugeeeee serving of them#atop your food as you desperately and futilely b e g them to stop#and when you try to pick them out they just!!!! keep turning up everywhere instead?????#like hello???? how did you manage to get to the bottom of the bowl???? you were only added as a topping!!!!!!!#also. their eyes are really creepy. and the heads get detached from the bodies all the time and just. seeing the eyes ruins my appetite.#wait this was supposed to be about my coworkers and their pushiness in a matter that doesn’t concern them how did we get so far off-topic—#chizuutan chizpost
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i just wanted to know what scallops taste like bc i can't eat seafood but this is extremely unhelpful
#talkin#i saw a picture of some nicely seared scallops on a cooking subreddit and got curious#my fiance says they taste good but that i would hate the texture#which is probably true.. thanks autism...#like i love the taste of bananas but they make me gag if i try to eat one so scallops are probably out of the question#even if i could eat them#i would also love to try crab or lobster bc everyone talks abt how good it is#i just dont think its fair that someone who loves food and cooking as much as i do has so many things i cant eat#bc ive been told i make amazing salmon filets but I WOULDNT FUCKIN KNOW NOW WOULD I
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I hate bananas so much just the smell of one makes me feel sick to my stomach eugh…bananas
#I hate bananas w a burning passion.#Some many recipes r like here’s my secret I put banana in it you can’t even taste it!! WELL I CAN#I normally can handle stinky foods. If it’s fishy or sour I love it but bananas are disgusting#The texture is revolting as well…Ough#“Yay fish eggs and sardines and raw fish and blue cheese yay yay!!!” Sees a banana “GET THAT MONSTROSITY OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!#Anyway. The verdict? I hate bananas
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I eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag. Like, I buy my own "snacking" shredded cheese, separate from the stuff we use in cooking.
i eat directly from the block
#i hate the texture of shredded cheese#it has to be melted to be acceptable#slices or cubes for me#oh to sink your teeth into a big hunk of cheese. ough. brain itch scratched.#the sci files#sometimes I get the kraft single cheesey slices for snacking#i just roll them up and munch . love that weird plasticky taste. nyum.
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Always freaking terrified of going places with people and not being able to eat anything on the menu and them thinking I think it's all disgusting or that I don't like food from other cultures or think it's disgusting or something
#went to a japanese restaurant with my friend before hamilton which i was keen for#hoping theyd maybe have some chicken katsu... mm.. but. it was all seafood#the only fish i really like are perch and hoki#made the mistake of thinking i could eat pesto at this italian restaurant#nope#the sauce was so. so creamy#i dont... really like sauce.... when i have spaghetti bolognese i only get enoigh so that it soreads the flavour...#friends thought me having just chicken and rice was odd but i enjoyed it#forever lamenting that satay chicken from a chinese place near my friend's.... it tasted good and it had PINEAPPLE in it????#i love pineapple#but holy crap it was so spicy#anyway#i promise my reluctance to eat things i dont know isnt from looking down on them#its just fear of trying something new because i can have INTENSE reactions to textures#i remember my parents giving me a bowl of a mysterious substance. i thought it was mashed potato and they said yes#took a bite and wanted to throw up#it was scrambled eggs#idk if this is a stupid worry or not. i just. hate coming off as rude. im so sorry im like this with food
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#poll#polls#opened tumblr for the first time in days and saw a poll asking for the most hated fruit#as one might expect i immediately scrolled to slam the banana button without hesitation#for i hate bananas quite a lot due to their tasting horrible and having the worst array of textures in the known universe#only to discover that bananas weren't even on the list!!!#appalling!! terrible!!! clearly the op of that poll is working for Big Banana#(not *The* Big Banana though)#(incidentally my uncle used to work at The Big Pineapple)#(gotta love some Big fruit related tourist traps)#(not the banana based ones though because bananas suck)#(i should go to bed)#(also this is all in jest and lighthearted fun no hard feelings for the other op :P)#(though if i met you in the street i'd definitely accuse you of being in cahoots with the banana lobby)#(a real and actual lobby dedicated to spreading banana propaganda)#(i'm on to you)
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I hate having sensory issues sm, so many baked fruit desserts look and smell so good except cooked fruit is a sensory nightmare and I hate it
#deity dialogue#the only cooked fruit dessert I eat is muffins and it’s still bad I just really love berry muffins so much so I suffer through it#similarly I hate onions like texture but I like the taste they add T^T#hell is sensory issues#I used to not know the term bad sensory so I used to tell people that I’m afraid of cooked fruit lmao
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Can't let anyone forget about my practically obscene love of mushrooms. I will post about it constantly.
#speculation nation#im a little freak actually so i hope my collection of new followers r fine with that#loving mushrooms is not freak material but the level that i love them kind of is#this isnt even getting into my other odd eating habits. of which i have many.#or my habit of sampling anything and everything at work so long as it's Technically edible#up to and including plain matcha concentrate and rose concentrate and vanilla paste#and hazelnut extract and vanilla extract and caramel extract and#ive eaten plain coffee beans before and in fact DELIGHT in taking the lemon ginger shots. just plain lemon juice mixed with ginger juice#ginger juice as in just juice from the ginger. not a ginger beer no just straight ginger concentrate. i love that shit.#let's see what are other things ive sampled at work...?#plain sugar syrups. always awful. hate sweet shit like that. i will still sample them tho if i get some on me#uhm. boba dough. which ive heard unprocessed tapioca is uh. toxic. but i think ours is processed?#i havent gotten poisoned from it yet! and handmade boba dough is actually pretty tasty#raw store bought boba is one of the worst tastes and textures ive ever experienced tho#which yes i have sampled that too. and spat it out bc i couldnt bring myself to swallow. awful awful awful.#it's kinda a running joke at my workplace that i will sample basically Anything#i cant help it 😭 the other day there was a lil bit of vanilla paste left over on the tablespoon#so i just went and dripped it into my mouth w/o thinking on my way to put the tablespoon in the dish area#& the employee just saw me physically cringe. drop the tablespoon at the sinks. then rush to the hand washing sink to rinse my mouth#& he was just like. 'did you just SAMPLE that????'#& i had to be like. '....yeah😭😭😭😭😭'#to b fair some months ago he saw me sample the rose extract. run to the sink to rinse my mouth#then 15 mins later. not learning my lesson. sample the vanilla extract. then run to the sink to rinse my mouth.#the vanilla extract was slightly nicer than the rose extract. bc at least it didnt make my tongue numb (like the rose did)#Flavor Shock. that shit's real man#anyways ramble post is rambles. i just dont want anyone to think im cool or anything lmfao
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Me: I’m not sure WHY “popping” boba pearls are so unappealing to me—
My Memory: You hate peas and blueberries specifically because of that gushy pop when you bite into them (and because peas taste nasty)
Me: OH
#revelation#IDK guys I love blueberry flavored stuff#but I HATE that thin-skinned POP and then goop coming out#Terrible texture imo#this is just a personal opinion though#I have no intention of trying to sway others' tastes#just amused me to finally make that connection#I knew the popping pearls felt disagreeable on a deep level but I hadn't realized EXACTLY why#something about the liquid pouring out but that little piece of 'skin' still being on your tongue just grosses me out for some reason#also I dislike peas in general so there's that
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Soy milk challenge ? :0
much less of a challenge and more of a project. a journey. very straightforward just get my hands on as many kind of soy milk possible and grade them. theres a fresh/artisan soy milk division which was logistically difficult (had to get a friend to buy for me bc i live too far for one. got lost in some random suburb for another), quite expected. the winner was the homemade date soy milk from a spicy noodle restaurant, which has since closed their closest branch but still exists elsewhere. this division was less important just beacuse statistically im much less likely to buy these due to location and money constraints but there were some really good ones in there for special occassions.
after all realistically i buy milk from the supermarket like the average person. but the supermarket division was difficult just because supermarkets sold in like 1-2L bottles. while i could theoretically buy and taste all of them at once, i am only one person. tf was i supposed to do with 30 liters of opened soy milk? my fridge isnt even that big. my stomach certainly as well. there is a limit to how far i can stretch 'consume within 5 days'. and there was no way im throwing them away. and since i had to actually finish each box before buying a new one it ended up taking a full year
all in all productive experience. cheers from me n the winning supermarket soy milk.
#one of them had a nasty texture?? like taste was fine but it was very grainy. had to bake it into a cake bc i just cant drink it straight#and if ur wondering why well i come from a country where fresh soy milk is very common and bountiful. moved in to this place and found the#selection all just so......disappointing#so many of them trying too hard to be a dairy replacelemt instead of embracing the soy milks uniquely delicious profile#but mama didnt raise a quitter i HAD to find a good one. i know its out there. i just have to Look.#and no im not lactose intolerant i just love soy milk. and hate coconut milk (as a drink) just putting it out there
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having food sensory issues is so humbling like wdym i cant find any frozen chicken that i like... imagine being normal
#there's always something wrong with it#the chicken will be the wrong texture or taste weird#right now my issue is the breading texture and taste sucks but the chicken itself is mostly okay i can never win#i love chicken i hate that its like the scariest food for me texture wise#there's so much that can go wrong
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Thank you for the banana :)
#fun fact about annde!#i love the taste of bananas#but i hate the texture#it is an war between my senses everytime i eat one. the disgust from the texture normally wins#it is very upsetting#annde rambles#asks
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WHY DOES THE TEXTURE OF APPLE PIE HAVE TO EXIST
#like the taste!!! thats great!! love that!!!#but WHY does it have to have the texture of a mushy apple#ITS SO NASTY#thibis also the same reason why i hate apple sauce#and on the topic of that i hate most puddings
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