#hatchetifeld

[savannahwiththegreenest-eyes]

Steph, about Pete: what a nerd. Can’t believe im going to date him

Brenda and Stacy: you don’t have too.??

Steph: nah, im gonna

[kairithemang0]

hatchetifeld is trending on Halloween I love that

[vilnmelling]

Editing my novel be like

"Normally we’d survey the area for a week or so, but there’s barely a pattern to Rover attacks, and we’re really in a hurry—

I'M IN A HURRY!

The other path steered straight to an inevitable—

IT WAS INEVITABLEEEEEEE, INEVITABLEEEEE, INEEEEEVITABLEEEEEEEE!!!

"Like when Lyle took a kick to the nuts—

OOOOOOOOH! RIGHT IN THE SUBPOENA!

And I discovered Hatchetifeld halfway through writing book 2, meaning I could blatantly name a minor character Paul and feature this line:

She peeked over her shoulder, and sure enough, there was Paul, a look on his face like he’d walked in on her performing her heart out in a musical number.

[savannahwiththegreenest-eyes]

Adding be more chill to this list because it’d be so fucking random

I have a rtc x bmc x hatchetifeld x northtshore fic concept but not started it ( just progressively kept adding musicals to it

Imagine if every musical that takes place at a high school/stars high school students took place at the same school + at the same time.

Like imagine the events of Heathers, Mean Girls, Ride the Cyclone/LegoLand, and Nerdy Prudes Must Die.

All going on at the same time.

[savannahwiththegreenest-eyes]

someone write a fic where Ruth is one of the leads in Alice’s sapphic vampire play . They both deserve it

[savannahwiththegreenest-eyes]

rewatching the “ pitstop in hatchetfield” stream and remembering how INSANE some of the lore drops were

[savannahwiththegreenest-eyes]

Should I show @strawbariee Hey Melissa?( I haven’t ever watched the full thing either

[savannahwiththegreenest-eyes]

I want to join hatchetifeld rp but have no clue who id be help

[savannahwiththegreenest-eyes]

shoutout to the people in the chat in the pits top in hatchetifeld stream who during the death fight things brought up the concept of Gerald x Linda x Charlotte x Sam I think this is so funny .

what do we call them because I think this nightmare polycule is kinda funny

[savannahwiththegreenest-eyes]

I reccomend watching some of the other hatchetifeld first ! At least the guy who didn’t like musicals and Black Friday, and maybe nightmare time 1 +2

i think Mischa would like the show Nerdy Prudes Must Die. It's on youtube for free, go check it out- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG3RDdyD_GQ&t=8460s

it's like a slasher/comedy/musical/ghost story

this may or may not be because its my latest hyperfixation and i want an excuse to tell ppl about it

(Okay so I just had to go read a bunch of stuff, because I’ve been seeing things for npmd everywhere, and it looks really good so THANK YOU)

What is it about?! Killing nerds?! A lot of my friends are nerds, but it sounds like it would be good. I will check it out thank you

[rue-in-hatchetfield]

[ she hated the thought of that. really, what she hated most was not knowing what was happening to cal or to ethan or to pete- fuck, if pete was wrapped up in this somehow after he found her body- ]

[ she blurts out a question to blinky before she really has time to stop herself. ]

"is my body still... in hatchetifeld or am i... is all of me here?"

[ rue traces the pen carefully around her shoulder, finishing the pattern of designs which circle around her entire right arm in black ink. she turns to her left slightly. ethan's not there. shit. she can't see anything but the darkness of the void. fuck. ]

@rue-in-hatchetfield

( ooc - answer in ur own time!! absolutely no pressure <33 )

Rue, is it?

[ A Voice calls out, with a purple glow. ]

[thoughts-of-an-obnoxious-teen]

yeah i am going to therwpy! the best therapist in hatchetfield, too. also the onyl therapist in hatchetifeld since jane died, but thats besides the point.

My uhm friend Paul and his sister Artemis have decided to go a town in Michigan called Hatchetfield, and they decided to let me and our friend Madison tag along, so I was curious if anyone on here is from Hatchetfield? Does anyone know of any good places to go around here? People keep calling it a "small town" but honestly I feel a bit overwhelmed by all the places here, it's much bigger than Conner Creek is.

[gotta-get-back-to-hatchetfield]

To add to this:

- Aliens who take over people by filling them with blue goo

- Story with a bland non-protagonist (i.e. shaun/paul) who is able to drive the plot forwards via having a crush on someone

The cornetto trilogy is basically Hatchetifeld but everyone is drunk and extremely english

i just had a huge realisation and it must be shared

you know what the hatchetfield trilogy (i think it’s gonna be a trilogy of musicals but i could be wrong; anyway, bear with me) reminds me of?? and i don’t think I’ve EVER seen them compared before?? THE FUCKING CORNETTO TRILOGY??

for those of you who don’t know, the cornetto trilogy is a trilogy by british filmmaker edgar wright, definitely check them out if you can.

so here are all the similarities, which is insane to me:

- both are comedy-horror, that mix the two expertly while also having lots of emotional beats

- both have 3 (?) instalments, with each loosely based around a colour (blue = tgwdlm + hot fuzz, red = shaun of the dead + ?, green = black friday + worlds end)

- both are based around and subvert horror tropes like zombies, aliens, cults, robots

- both are trilogies mostly connected by their actors and running jokes, rather than a single continuous storyline

idk if there are any other starkid fans who are also edgar wright fans, but this SHOOK ME, and basically the message here is that cornetto trilogy fans should check out hatchetfield, and starkid fans should check out the cornetto trilogy.

thank you for your time