#hasnt it?
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mistyechoes · 2 years ago
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i feel dizzy
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caleohateclub · 6 months ago
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new reason to stay alive: outlive the trump presidency. In fact, outlive Trump. He isn’t immortal. We can live to see the day he's guaranteed to never be in office ever again and we can make sure he knows that he'll never have enough power to kill you
stay strong, friends, this isn't your fault
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lapdogchase · 9 months ago
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interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like
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hermitcraftx · 4 months ago
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the hermits fucking hate dream's ass btw like they do not like him and you should be embarrassed if you think otherwise
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narwhalsarefalling · 11 months ago
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my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says “oh i’m trans”. its literally worked every single time.
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spidertroupeart · 5 months ago
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the jokes write themselves
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sepiamestus · 8 months ago
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The different cultures miku trend is really really cool unfortunately I'm from rural Ohio so if I had a miku she would look something like this
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newberinnings · 1 month ago
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they're so unserious
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shanklin · 3 months ago
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Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.
Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.
But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.
Ford is spiraling. 
There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up. 
Nothing works.
The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that. 
WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???
It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.
“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.
Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.
Stanford screams.
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proselles · 8 months ago
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alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.
he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.
the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.
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andstuffsketches · 24 days ago
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thelosercenter · 9 months ago
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kinda gay to be the ceaseless watcher. what are you watching? other men?
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phaideimos · 2 years ago
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rejoice! wolfwood's big naturals be upon ye!!
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harvestkitty · 4 months ago
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merry christmas
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fraternum-momentum · 3 months ago
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based on @peachykindaok 's post that you can find here !
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kanofspam · 1 year ago
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so round 7 guys.
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