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botanyshitposts · 7 months ago

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Iowa guy of all time

#dude it’s so sad that electing old white farmers causes human rights violations in the state of Iowa. just look at this #hashtag cornwatch #he’s not wrong about the corn but it’s really funny

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theoppositeofprofound · 8 months ago

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not to go off topic but i think that ideal post-canon dungeon meshi situation for kabru is for him to simultaneously have a slowburn domestic cozy noodles and rare escapes to go monster hunting and falling asleep in the same bed situation with mithrun AND some sort of high politics high stakes power dynamics they can't escape, manipulation equally matched by hopeless affection, glances shared over council tables, getting caught in the closet with the king again (explaining basic social protocols to him) thing with laios.

then just as he's coming to terms with his own feelings and the possibility that they might be romantic he learns that mithrun and laios have in fact been carrying on some sort of psychosexual no-strings affair the whole time (mithrun sits on the dresser and dispassionately explains horrific and bizarre monster situations from around the globe while laios gets off seven feet away)

#dungeon meshi #mithrun #laios touden #kabru of utaya #labrumisu #sometimes Mithrun tells Laois about how he would have mercy killed him #and laios tells Mithrun what it felt like to have the demon spasm and die under him #hashtag just boys night #before you ask me how kabru didn’t realize this was happening #he KNEW they were having little secret meeting he just thought it was therapeutic #which in a sense trying to make each other cry is but #they always looked like they’d had a really cathartic conversation when they came out of laios’ room! mithrun was so cheerful afterwards #in fairness it was good for them #they were both having fun and letting off steam #it’s only kabru who’s being weird about it per usual

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shawsimmer · 3 days ago

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#i love venus & mars’ dynamic right now #they do be arguing #but always end up in the same bed every night #hashtag sisters 🤞🏽#mars is definitely the sporty and artsy child #and venus is the genius theatre kid #i love them both so much UGH #ik a lot of people complain that the child lifestage is boring #but i think it’s one of my favorites #mars has already mastered rbf #judah is really into birdwatching lately #eva has been making jewelry for her girls to wear when they age up :’)#i wanna do a big fam update after venus ages up #so everyone can get to know them better #just realized kato isn’t in these #he got an injury while working out & had to have surgery #he’s been resting okay ☹️#raines legacy #ts4 #the sims 4 #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 gameplay #eva rapp #judah rapp #venus rapp #mars rapp #serena scott #kory lee

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foolsocracy · 8 months ago

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can u two act like you like each other

#ryin why is pete like that? you may ask #because in the timeline ive made up in my head hes at his most bratish at age 14 #because he is 14. also because he is homeless #hashtag shanty town #i have the closer up because the second i uploaded the art it degraded. im think cause thats just how tumblr is #but just in case i did something closer if it really is that bad #peter benjamin parker #mary jane watson #mj watson #spider man noir #spider noir #my art #MY KIDDDSSSS #hopefully this looks as good as i think it does when i look back at it in a few hours #godbless

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cordiallyfuturedwight · 8 months ago

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you'll be seeing me very soon for @jinstronaut ♡

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onesnoopyaday · 3 months ago

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Snoopy #11

12/10/2024

#peanuts #snoopy #art #11 #*coughs this up and dies*#the desperate all scrawl really says it all i'm afraid #me @ myself: well girl now you're just projecting. he would not fucking say that... snoopy's got all the free time in the world!#well actually. maybe he would say that tbh.#this is hashtag cloudcore actually. i've decided.#(i won't actually tag it as cloudcore hahaaha i am many things but i am NOT a tumblr tag spammer!)

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gibsongirrl · 7 months ago

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save me mike faist's side profile 🙏🏾

#he looked so scrumptious in this movie its all i could focus on really #i also have the worst headache in the world but must finish this movie hashtag priorites #mike faist

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avephelis · 2 years ago

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still no idea why he has hair but i'm coming around i kind of vibe with it

#rottmnt mikey #michelangelo #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #avepharts #i mean technically this is future mikey but it's 3-10 years from canon future so. i don't really feel like the tag applies.#anyway hashtag CURLY HAIR FOR MIKEY !! it can thin out when he starts balding but COME ON ROLL WITH ME HERE

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deskraven · 7 months ago

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#im coping #I really only need him to say something like this #please don’t give up on Aftermath #please be sad that he died #please JB 🥺#earthspark #transformers #transformers earthspark #hashtag malto #jawbreaker malto #jawbreaker #hashtag #aftermath mentioned #my art

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trentcrimminallybeautiful · 1 month ago

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just thinking about trent having an embarrassing twitter account that's like, idk, priv and/or just like an anonymous jokey account sort of thing and it regularly tweets things like "The weighted blanket is not enough. i need a man to lay on top of me horizontally and crush me to death. lovingly." and "Just made finger guns at my crush instead of doing what I intended to do, which was apologize. I think maybe I should be shot into the sun?" and "Sorry for being rude. I got anxious and scared. It will happen again" and "'Not all men' you're right. Ted Lasso would never do this to me" <- everyone assumes that's a general celebrity crush/just a joke about a famously really nice guy and like, coach beard actually likes/retweets it so it goes mildly viral and trent is like. This Is Fine. most people assume that this account is run by like, a female tumblr user in her late twenties. no. this is a middle-aged single father and no one realizes this until he tweets something like "My ex-wife just set me up with a man who looks exactly like my straight crush, but worse. You know, because she's evil, and also the funniest person alive. anyway guess who i ran into on the date" or "i am a single middle-aged father and i only JUST NOW found out i have autism. My parents knew when I was three." which is then updated by "WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY EX WIFE KNEW TOO" (she thought it was kind of a given) only to confuse them again when he mentions that time he was pregnant

#and then someone from work discovers it's him and is like TRENT???? TRENT CRIMM???#im picturing this is like late s1 to post canon and it just gets increasingly... something. like there is a process occurring #trent crimm #tedependent #actually way funnier but also way more embarrassing to the point i literally couldnt write it out of sheer secondhand embarrassment #is crack scenario wherein trent running some fucking hornyposting ted lasso account #picturing this started as an extremely drunk ''''''joke'''''''' where he created it (pfp is a blurry photo of him in the press room that #NO. trent did NOT take. and it has a rainbow filter) and then was like #'[picture of ted with his sleeves rolled up or smth] i wan t him to get mre pregnan t'#and then people thought it was really funny and also got several 'same brother' replies etc and now trent's in hell.#at least no one knwos it's him!!!! 🙃#ANYWAY back to the first scenario just think its very funny he accidentally becomes #a hashtag relatable meme funnyman or whatever and it's anonymous so no one knows it's Trent Crimm Middle-Aged Journalist #ALSO TRANS TRENT CRIMM LIKE ALL MY POSTS SUCKERS!!!#gertspeak

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myokk · 24 days ago

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